It's getting worse...

Hey, it's me again. Um, I'm starting to get a bit irritated with all the comments I got from yesterday's video. I've had so many people telling me that I need to wash my foreskin properly, that I need to wash my cock properly, that I have poor hygiene. And I don't care if people call me a cheater or

a liar or a narcissist, but there's one thing that irritates me is when people say that I have poor hygiene because trust me, I do not have poor hygiene. I have pretty good hygiene. I'm pretty proud of how hygienic I am. There were so many people saying things like, you need to wash your foreskin properly, you're disgusting,

you're not washing properly, that's why you have an infection. And that's a load of bullshit. The reason why I have this infection, this yeast infection, isn't because I'm not washing properly. It's because I had unprotected sex with someone who isn't washing properly. And I suspect it was the fat Japanese girl with the mole on her back. It

must be her. I'm 28 years old. I think I know how to wash my own genitals properly. Do you think that I've been on this planet for 28 years without pulling back the foreskin and washing behind there? Of course I wash behind my foreskin. I wash it every day. I have a shower every day. I pull the

whole thing back and I give it a good rub with my fingers. I don't use any soap because you're not really supposed to use soap on that sensitive area, I just use warm water from the shower and my fingers to make sure there's nothing stuck down there. So I would really appreciate it if people would stop telling

me to wash properly, to stop telling me that I have poor hygiene or that I'm not washing my genitals properly, because I do wash it properly. I wash it very well every morning when I wake up. Even if I was the most hygienic person in the world, even if I had 20 showers a day, it wouldn't make

any difference if I was super clean. If I had sex with someone who has a yeast infection or a fungal infection, I'll end up getting the infection from that person even if I am perfectly clean myself. Anyway, I just wanted to get that out because it was kind of irritating me. I know a lot of you are

just trying to help, trying to give me advice, and that's great. I'm very thankful, but Don't assume that I don't know how to wash my foreskin because I know how to wash my foreskin. Anyway, like I said in yesterday's video, I was using yogurt to try and treat it. I was actually applying yogurt directly onto the head

of my penis and I thought it was working at first. The itching was starting to go away

and none of that cheesy stuff was appearing anymore, so I thought it was working. I thought the yogurt was a good idea. That's what it said on Google because it said the probiotics in yogurt helps keep that fungal yeast infection under control. But I don't think it's working anymore. I woke up this morning and it was super

itchy. It was red. There was none of that cheesy stuff though. It was just extremely itchy and I tried very hard to resist scratching it, but I couldn't resist and I just started scratching and scratching and scratching. And by the time I finished scratching, it was all red and sore. I didn't have any more yogurt left and

the itching was driving me crazy, so I decided to go to the supermarket where they have this tiny pharmacy. And I looked up how to say antifungal cream in Japanese, and I went to the supermarket and I asked the man behind the counter if they had any. Antifungal cream, and he showed me all these different creams. The

thing is, all these creams were for athlete's foot, for using on your feet, but that was all they had. I didn't see any creams that said penis cream, and I didn't feel like asking him. I didn't feel like asking him if he had any penis cream because that's kind of embarrassing. He did ask me where I wanted

to use the cream, and I couldn't say it was for my penis, so I said it was for my feet. On the box of the cream, it said that it had anti-itching properties and it had antifungal properties, so I thought that sounds like just what I need. Cures itchiness, kills the fungus. So I bought 2 tubes of

this athlete's foot cream.

I bought 2 tubes of this antifungal cream, and it cost me about—

it cost me about $40, which I know is pretty expensive. But I still think that's cheaper than using condoms. How many times have I had sex in Japan since I came here 5 weeks ago? Quite a lot, quite a lot of times. And if I had to use a condom for every time, it would easily be over

$40. So I bought the cream, and at this point I was getting extremely itchy down there, and I literally ran home back to the guest house, pulled down my pants, and I put on the cream. And at first it was extremely painful. It was stinging like hell. It felt a bit like— imagine if you had a paper

cut and then you rubbed vinegar into it. It was stinging a lot for about 2 minutes, but the pain was so much better than the intense itchiness, and the pain actually felt relieving. I was actually relieved to feel pain instead of itchiness.

After about 2 minutes, the stinging pain went away and there was this cooling sensation and the itchiness completely disappeared. So great, the cream worked! And I've still got the cream on right now and there's no itchiness and there's no pain. Honestly speaking, I can't really feel much. It feels a bit numb down there and I'm starting to

get a bit worried. Can I still get an erection? It does feel a bit like I can't feel much down there, and that's a bit worrying. I looked at the instructions inside of the box and it actually says do not use on your eyeballs, inside your mouth, um, what else did it say? It said do not use

on your vagina, and it specifically said vagina. It didn't say penis. There was nowhere on the instructions that said do not use on your penis, so maybe it's okay. Maybe it actually meant do not use on your genitals. I don't see why not. What's wrong with using it on your genitals?

Um, maybe it's just because of the pain. Maybe it says don't use on your genitals because there might be pain, but I don't mind the pain, and there's no pain now. As long as it doesn't make my penis fall off, then I don't really care. If you think about it, athlete's foot and a yeast infection, a penile

yeast infection, isn't it the same thing? I mean, athlete's foot is also caused by a fungus, isn't it? And this cream kills fungus and stops itchiness, so that's just what I need. I'm just a bit worried because I'm supposed to be going over to my girlfriend's place tonight and I'm supposed to be performing and I'm a bit

worried that I might not be able to get an erection. It feels kind of numb down there. I've been thinking about girls. I tried watching porn and it— I haven't been able to make it fully erect. Maybe that's because I'm a bit grossed out by having this cream all over it. I think I'm gonna wash it off

before I go to her place because there's also a bit of a smell. It smells very minty. It smells like I've put toothpaste all over it. I guess I really should have asked the man at the supermarket if they had a special cream for penises, for yeast infections on penises, but I didn't have the confidence. I didn't

have the guts. It was too embarrassing. When he asked me, where are you going to use it? I felt like my whole face was going red already. So that was just a quick update on what's going on with my penis.

Um, I guess we'll find out what happens when you use athlete's foot cream on on your penis. Hopefully it won't fall off. Hopefully the whole infection will clear up pretty soon. I have to say, this whole experience has kind of scared me, and if I do manage to hook up with another lady from Tinder, I am going

to try my hardest to try using a condom. I feel like I've been very irresponsible, and I really don't want to get HIV. I don't. It's so uncomfortable when your penis is constantly itchy all the time. You people who don't have penises and you've never experienced itchy penis before, you have no idea how uncomfortable it is. It's

just— it's the worst thing in the world. The worst thing is you can't scratch it properly. You can't scratch it like really hard because if you do, you end up cutting yourself and then it becomes very painful to masturbate. Obviously you can't have sex if your penis is all cut up from your fingernails. You have to kind

of like scratch it softly and that just kind of makes it even more itchy. It was so itchy that I wanted to get my hair straighteners and then set it to the maximum heat and then just fry that freaking itchy foreskin. I feel like cutting my foreskin off because it's so unbearably itchy. I guess that's one of

the benefits of being circumcised because 80% of the itchiness is coming from the foreskin, not from anywhere else, and I guess if I didn't have a foreskin then I wouldn't have this— I wouldn't— it wouldn't be so much of a problem. Anyway, I'm gonna go back now, buy some food, get some probiotic yogurt, and get ready to

see my girlfriend. Hopefully. Hopefully, everything's going to be okay down there.