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Um,

why does everything go wrong?

Oh, now the stream ended.

Streamlabs sucks. This stupid chat wasn't

moving. The chat just stopped and then I

had to scroll it myself. How am I supposed

to do stuff and scroll at the same time?

So I restarted the stream on YouTube

instead.

Okay, back to the fun. Let me show you my

new vlogging device. Oh, it's upside down.

This is my new vlogging setup.

Okay.

New vlogging setup, pretty cool. Oh, it

weighs so much now. I don't know if this

was a good idea. This might have been a

waste of money. It just weighs so much.

And where's my tripod?

Oh, it's okay, it was only a couple

thousand yen, not a big deal.

It's not gonna bankrupt me.

A lot of boxes to

get away, get rid of. Uh,

what's next? Oh yeah, I need to test if—

see if the microphone works. So I do one

test with— without the microphone,

and I'll show you what it sounds like.

Testing, testing, testing.

Oh wait, the microphone is pointing the

wrong way. So it sounds like— testing,

testing, testing, testing. Sounds okay, I

guess, but I want to

get better audio for my,

for my videos because I care so much about

the quality of them. I want to give the

viewers good Okay,

so I have it facing my face now like this,

and this goes into— hopefully it works.

If it doesn't work, then I've just wasted

my money.

Testing. Hello, hello. See if

that works.

Oh, it's not turned on.

Okay, it's turned on now. I turned it on.

Testing. Hello, hello.

Testing. Hello, hello. I think it's

working.

So which one sounds better?

Testing, testing, testing. That was, that

was without the mic. Testing, hello,

hello. And that was with the mic. Which

one do you think sound— sounds better,

number 1 or number 2?

So if I'm holding it like this,

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah. Oh, it's not plugged

in. Let me plug it in.

Barely sounds any different, to be honest.

Don't know if that was a good use of

Is it even working? I don't know. But why

does it barely sound any different? Blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah.

It sounds louder without the microphone,

but there's a bit

more background noise without it.

I don't even need the tripod actually.

Maybe I don't actually. I could grip it.

If you grip it here at the bottom.

No, it's hard to grip.

It's pretty cool you can use a microphone

on it. So what should I open next?

Next we have GoPro

Box Mini extension pole.

I have to do a review. Maybe I could make

a video on my second channel called My

iPad Pro vlogging setup. So this is a

little tripod grip for the GoPro.

How do I open the thingamajig?

How do you open it?

Oh, so it turns into a little tripod as

well.

That's pretty cool, and it extends.

Oh, that's pretty cool as well.

So I could extend it and then make it

smaller. Feels pretty good in the hand.

Okay, let's open the GoPro.

What's this one? Oh, this is my chest

mount strap. That's not very interesting.

So I had one of these in England and

it was a real pain in the ass to open the

box. They like making these boxes

difficult to open, don't they? It's a

really weird box because there's this

plastic thing and I thought there was a

tripod in there. Tricked me.

I don't know if I'm gonna return this. I

think it's too late now. I've ruined the

box. Oh well, it's only £400.

My way of thinking is, if I'm desperately

in need of £400,

um, if my life depended on me having £400

in my bank, then I've got bigger problems

to worry about. £400 isn't going to last

More than a month anyway. My dad died

and he had £100,000 in his bank. Look how

much that helped him. I don't think having

£400 extra pounds in my bank account is

really going to help me. If you think

about it in the, the big scheme of things,

if you take a step back, look at the big

picture, £400 in your savings account

isn't really going to help you. I mean,

how is it going to help you? It's not

going to help you, is it, at all? What's

the point of having money if you don't

spend it? I don't want to die and then not

have any— not have spent any of my money,

and it's just in my savings account. Just

be a waste of money if I never got to

spend it. This took me and my uncle

ages to open. We couldn't figure out how

to To release it, you had to— I think you

had to get rid of this little rubber thing

where you twist it here.

Saving money is just a waste of time

because you, you, you don't know when

you're going to die. You might die

tomorrow and then you've saved all your

money for no reason.

So this is the GoPro, my second One.

They put it in this little plastic case

which breaks your fingernails when you try

and open it,

and they put a little fake turtle on the

screen. Yeah, as if I'm gonna

be doing this, as if I'm gonna be scuba

diving and taking videos of turtles. How

do I get it off?

Little turtle, anyone want it?

Okay, so— oh, you have to put it back.

This is the thing I don't like about GoPro

is if you want to mount it on anything,

you have to put it in this stupid little

case, which so difficult to put on and

take off. This little spring clip

thing It's so strong it

hurts my fingernails. Okay, so this goes

on to the stand.

What are my thoughts on MooCake's video of

you? I'm gonna make— I think I'm gonna

make a reaction video to it because people

seem to like it when I have beef with

other people.

And there's quite a few points I can, I

can disagree with on his video, like the

whole Patreon thing where I'm— where he

accuses me of selling my ex-girlfriend's

nudes or something. When if you go onto my

Patreon now, patreon.com/hidinginmyroom,

forward slash hiding in my room, you'll

obviously see that there's no reward where

you can see my ex-girlfriend's nudes.

Number one, I don't even have my

ex-girlfriend's nudes. I wish I did. I'd

sell my left pinky if I could get my ex's

nudes. I'd fap over that all day long.

If only I could fuck one of my exes again.

I wish I had my ex's nudes.

But no, it was a joke reward that I did in

2017. I quickly changed it though because

people were whining about it. People whine

about everything. Oh, Daniel, it's not

nice. To say bad things about your exes.

Oh, Daniel, it's not nice to call girls

fat. Oh, Daniel, wow, wow, wow. That's all

everyone does all the time. How can't get

this stupid thing onto the mount?

It won't fit. It's too tight.

Am I doing it wrong?

It's supposed to go in there, and then

you're supposed to put the screw in the

And then he calls me a bad YouTuber or

He can talk. He's got 6K subs. He doesn't

even get more than 200 views. Calling me a

bad YouTuber.

At least I get proper gear for my videos.

Got a mic, GoPro.

It won't fit on the stupid thing.

Look, it's bending. It's— I don't

understand it.

Well, how come they haven't made it so it

fits properly?

Pretty sure this is for the right GoPro.

Look, that's my GoPro.

It's supposed to just slot in.

And then you screw it like that.

But if I force it in, then these little

prongs, plastic bits, start bending

outwards because for some reason it's not

the right size.

Really bad product. Look, can you see?

It's bending.

You're pushing it down too far. No, I'm

trying to get the holes here to match up,

to line up. If I don't push it in,

they don't line up.

I don't even need the screw because it's

so tight it won't fall off anyway.

It's backwards. Oh,

it's stuck now.

It won't come out. How can it be

backwards?

You see, this doesn't happen with Apple.

When you get Apple products, everything

just works properly. Very disappointed in

this.

It can't honestly be this tight,

can it? I don't even need the screw

because it won't fall off like this.

Look, it's so fixed in there and it looks

like it's gonna snap.

Really bad design. Very disappointed.

I don't even know if I'll use this. It

feels weird. I mean, it's good to have a

little stand and put a little stand

like this, like that.

I hate it when you buy

stuff and you think it's going to be good

and it's not good. Maybe there's an

instruction booklet.

Maybe I'm missing something.

There's no— oh, look, a little battery.

What's this? Remove USB

I don't understand it. How have they made

it too small?

Really weird.

Don't know if I use this though. It's a

nice little grip.

Where's that screw? So you're supposed to

slot it in and then screw it in like that,

but for some reason— weird.

It's like a police thing. That they hit

people with. Okay, let's see if it fits

onto this, this one.

You see, it fits on here properly.

Yeah, that's, that's okay. Fits on this

clip.

That's how it's supposed to fit on. See,

like that. And then you put this screw in

to keep it secure.

And then you clip this, you can clip it to

your bag strap or your t-shirt, and then

you should be able to secretly film

people. That's kind of what I want to do.

With it. I don't know if I actually go

outside and do streams. It's been such a

long time since I've done that, and it's,

it's just so much hard work. I don't even

know if people are interested anymore in

watching me. If people aren't interested

in seeing it, then I don't really feel

like doing it.

It depends on my mood, I guess. I don't

really feel like doing it now.

I'm not sure if I wasted my money.

Might have wasted my money on all of this.

Oh,

do you think I wasted my money?

But I really wanted the GoPro.

I saw someone else using one at USJ and I

thought it looked cool.

Well, what else

Made a bit of a mess.

Ouch! I'm just bored and I want

to play with things.

How do I get the battery out?

Oh, there we go. So the battery goes

in here. Oh, I need a micro SD card.

Oh, it's okay, I have one in my phone.

Could take the SD card out my phone and

put it into the GoPro. Then I have

to actually use the Go— I don't want to

use the GoPro though.

Let's see if

it turns on. David Bond said

to me to get a piece of black tape and put

it over the screen, and then it's less

obvious that you're filming people.

The problem with the GoPro is it takes

ages to turn on.

Well, it's not even turning on.

Broken. Maybe the battery's not in the

right way, and it's really hard to open

this. I don't know what's wrong with this

GoPro. My last one didn't do this.

It won't.

Oh, there we go. I don't think it's in the

Maybe it goes in this way. No, then it

doesn't close. Pretty sure it

goes in this way.

I think there's no battery, that's why.

So Put it in the charger,

charge it up for a bit.

How do you charge it?

Is it USB-C? I think it is USB-C.

Oh, it's blinking.

Oh, oh, it's on. Oh, that's pretty cool.

GoPro English

legal stuff. I don't care about legal

stuff. GPS. No, I don't want GPS. Are you

sure? Skip setup.

Install the GoPro app. I'll do that later.

Date. I don't care about the date or time.

Explore your new GoPro. Look at that tiny

screen, it's so cute.

We could do streams on it as well.

Wouldn't that be fun? Wouldn't you like to

see me do a stream on my GoPro? Maybe I'll

do it now, or should I save it for the

next stream? Don't want to ruin— don't

want to spoil all the fun in one stream.

You have to pace things out.

Uh, what should I do now?

I could get a mount thing so

I could put my phone on this or my iPad.

And I also got this

chest strap.

Chest mount harness.

You know who I had a dream about last

night? The bloody Nepal guy. Hate him so

much. He was moaning at me again because I

didn't do my job properly at the petrol

station. He thinks he's so good

because he works in a petrol station.

He thinks he's better than me.

What's this?

More GoPro mounts.

Why did GoPro decide to make their mounts

like this?

So this goes onto the strap,

and then this goes onto your chest.

Oh, it pinged off at me.

And then this goes here,

and then the GoPro goes in here,

then this goes here.

That goes in there. Do you think people

will notice if this is strapped to my

chest?

Um, oh, I need to get

my SD card, but it's inside my phone and

I'm streaming on my phone, so I can't get

it out. And I can't test the GoPro because

I don't have another micro SD card. I left

it at home. I took it out of my Switch.

My 64 gigabyte SD card. I left it because

I didn't think I'd need it here.

Okay, I'm bored.

Now I've got tidy up all this stupid mess.

No, I don't want to tidy it up.

Okay, so I've got this iPad Pro holder

and I can replace it with a new one.

So this is my vlogging device.

Weighs a ton now. Didn't think it'd be so

heavy.

So that goes on like that.

Oh fuck, I just snapped it.

Okay, I need a new tripod now.

Well. Wasn't expecting

that to happen. Fucking hell,

broke my tripod.

I didn't even put that much force on it.

Jesus Christ,

it snapped.

My favorite tripod.

Look, snapped right off.

Maybe I'm really strong.

Uh, okay, this goes in the bin now.

So I have no tripods apart from the one

and I can't put it on this one because

this is for GoPros.

Now I broke my tripod.

Look, it just snapped right off.

Piece of rubbish.

Well, it served me well. I made many

videos on it. So do

you think I use my mic on the GoPro? No,

there's no There's no microphone slot.

Well, that's not very good.

What if I try the microphone on my phone

now and then you tell me if it sounds

better? Okay, give me a second.

I'm going to plug it in after

I take it off here. I can't get it off.

Okay, but there's no hot shoe mount on

this one.

Okay. Hello, can you

hear me?

Hello? Hello?

What does it sound like?

Hello?

Sounds better, but it's more quiet.

Oh really?

Wasted money.

I think I wasted my money.

Oh.

It cost about $30 for the microphone.

This cost about $10, and the GoPro

cost about $400.

I think the GoPro would be good. I can

make videos on it and I can use this

tripod to hold it like that.

Wasted my dad's inheritance money.

I don't really like this. It, it's too

heavy. It weighs more than the actual

iPad. This stand thing, it's made out of

metal. Why make it out of metal? Make it

out of plastic. Nothing wrong with

plastic. Look, this is made out of plastic

and it's fine.

I think I'll keep the GoPro.

Wide angle, stable, good audio. Might be

good for vlogging. No one cares about my

vlogs anymore. Only get 10K views.

Where the fuck did everyone go? I was

making quality content,

channel was doing really good, and then in

the space of like a week everything

went tits up.

Well, I'm so sorry that I'm finally happy

now. So sorry my happiness bores you.

But I don't feel like ruining my life for

views anymore.

I need a bin bag.

Isn't it funny? My USJ video got so many

dislikes, about 500 dislikes, just because

I said boring once. I said boring once as

a joke, you know, like in The Simpsons

when Bart just yells out boring during the

class. No one got that it was a joke and

they all got angry and hit the dislike

button saying that I was complaining too

much. And then in the Nara video, I didn't

say boring once and I only got 100

dislikes. People are so silly.

Just because of one word, I got 400

dislikes.

And no one got the sarcasm either when I

said, wow, this is so fascinating.

No one was complaining. It's funny because

it's pretty obvious that I was bored and I

was complaining, but I, I was— I

complained in a sarcastic way that time.

So people didn't get that I was

complaining. No one complained that I was

complaining in the Nara video because I

didn't say it's boring. I said this is

definitely not boring.

People don't get sarcasm, do they? It's

weird.

It was pretty boring though. Once you've

been to one Japanese temple, you've been

to all of them. They all look the same.

They have the exact same design.

You go to any temple in Japan, they all

look the same, and it's just full of

Chinese tourists yelling all the time.

My wife was complaining more than me. My

wife was complaining about all the Chinese

people the whole time. She doesn't like

Chinese people.

My wife's racist.

The only interesting thing were the deer,

but then after you've seen them for about

5 minutes, it gets boring. The deer don't

do anything, they just sit around, and

then they come to you when you have

biscuits, and then they eat the biscuits

and they piss off.

Oh, there's one funny thing that happened

that I didn't mention in the video. We

went to a restaurant the wagyu beef

restaurant, and the whole place was

packed, and there were only 2 seats left

for us. 2 seats, 2 tables left. And there

was this Chinese family trying to get in,

but the, the girl, the waitress girl, was

telling them there was not enough room.

And then me and my wife walked up and

asked if there were 2 seats, and there

were 2 seats, so they let us in. And then

the Chinese family were all angry, they

started complaining. They probably thought

that, that the restaurant was being

racist and let us in because we're

Japanese. They started having a big

tantrum over it, and then the

Japanese waitress girl was saying only 2

people or something. I bet they were

thinking, how come they're allowed in but

It wasn't very good. I spent $25 for

the wagyu. Wagyu is like the premium beef

that you hear about all the time, so I

thought it'd be really good. It just

tasted like beef, like soft beef. It was

the same as my wife's beef. My wife had

the cheaper beef, but it was a bit tougher

than my beef. That was it. Apart from the

toughness, it tasted exactly the same.

Wouldn't buy it again. I could have bought

10 Big Macs for that money. 10 Big Macs or

one little wagyu steak.

The hell's that? Why is it beeping

at me? Shut up, GoPro.

I wouldn't recommend spending $25 on

wagyu. Waste of money. It wasn't even

that good. Didn't really taste that beefy

either. Thought it'd be all beefy and

rich, but no, it was just like softer

beef. So it was like beef but softer.

Well, I just wasted $600 today.

That was fun.

No, the GoPro is good investment for my

dying YouTube channel.

I could review it on my tech channel.

Tech channel is doing well.

Luckily you can get views quite easily

just by putting, putting device gadget

names into the title and people interested

in the gadget will find it. When they

search for it.

So I want to focus on that. Oh, maybe

there's a future in the tech industry for

me. I can review things.

Oh, thank you, Paris Hilton. People on

Reddit reported you to tax.

People have been trying to report me for

tax since 2017. But they don't get

it that nothing's gonna happen. I'm not

some kind of billionaire driving around in

Ferraris. Do you think the tax people are

gonna give a shit about me? Yeah, maybe if

I was taking pictures with my

million-dollar yacht on Facebook, then the

tax people are gonna show some interest.

But they're not gonna give a shit about me

who lives in a tiny crappy apartment. Who

gets 10K views on YouTube.

Yeah, maybe if I was a million subscriber

channel who's getting millions of views,

then they're showing interest. But I

barely get 10K views now. I make like $5

every video.

Last year when all those Japanese people

were angry with me because I complained

about their bacon, they were all trying to

get me reported for tax as well. Nothing

happened.

Yeah, nothing's going to happen with the

tax stuff, so good luck with that,

I guess.

I'm not stupid, you know.

I know what I'm doing when

it comes to this stuff.

Oh, I've got the Anything for Views

podcast to watch later. How do they get

PewDiePie on it? I'm always surprised at

the guests they get on it. I keep thinking

it's clickbait, and then you click it and

it's not clickbait, and they've actually

got the guests that they say they've got.

Pretty, pretty amazing how well Anything

for Views is doing for views. He's doing

pretty well getting

all these big guests on his podcast. I

wonder if it's even monetized. They swear

they talk about all these weird things all

the time,

but then they want you to pay on Patreon

to see the rest of the livestream, which

I'm a bit upset about. I want to see the

rest of the podcast with Colossus was

crazy. They only put the first hour and a

half and then they want you to pay to see

the rest of it. I don't want to pay for

What else do I have to unbox?

Not much really. I think that was

everything. Don't know what to do now.

I've got some GoPro stickers.

Where should I stick it?

Put it on the lens.

Can't get it off now.

Ouch. It's pretty strong adhesive

on there. I don't want this thing.

Where's my— oh, here it is. This is

pretty cool, isn't it? It's like a weapon.

Going to make some quality videos for you

guys on my GoPro. Going to follow the

Japanese school girls around. There's that

guy, that Filipino I talked about before.

He's boring and ugly and fat.

Ah, well, I have to go to immigration as

well. Maybe I'll livestream

I haven't ejaculated in 6 days. Can you

believe it?

Once you stop ejaculating, you kind of

lose interest in ejaculating anymore.

It's weird. You'd think that stopping

would make you want to do it even more,

but it just kind of makes you lose

interest in it. Now I feel

sad. I don't even look

forward to ejaculating anymore. That was

my only joy in life.

What do I have left if I don't have my

dick to play with?

I'm making a man out of cardboard.

I thought having money would make me

happy, but it doesn't really. I have

lots of money now. Don't really feel

happier though. I'm not really sure what

would make me feel happier. I had sex,

didn't make me feel happy. Got money,

didn't really make me feel happy.

I've done everything to make— try and make

myself feel happy, but it doesn't really—

doesn't make me happy. Nothing makes me

feel happy anymore.

When was the last

time I felt really happy?

I don't even remember.

I don't remember what feeling happy feels

like.

I thought being famous would be fun. It's

not really. It gets boring.

I guess having money is better than not

having money. I don't

know, if I didn't have money, then I'd be

more motivated to, to do stuff, I guess.

Look, I made a man out of cardboard.

Now I need a head. I need a head.

It's called GoPro Man. His superpowers

are stabilization,

super wide angle,

super wide angle stabilization.

Hello, I'm GoPro Man.

Mr.

GoPro.

He can do lots of things.

Oh no,

his arm's not moving. I want his arm to

Oh, thank you, Carlos.

Very generous of you.

This is more fun than the actual GoPro.

Maybe I'll make another one.

He needs a friend. Everyone needs— maybe

I'll make him a girlfriend.

Make him a girlfriend.

Okay, Mr. GoPro, I'll make you a

girlfriend. You don't have to suffer

in this world alone. I'll give him some

feet so he can stand up.

He's not

standing up.

Okay, you can, you can sit down here.

Why won't you do what I say? There, okay,

he's sitting down.

Let's make him a girlfriend.

I'll make your girlfriend very slim. No

one wants a fatty.

Nice slim girlfriend.

Nice tight pussy.

Every man needs a nice tight pussy.

Looks like she has a massive dick.

No, she doesn't have a dick.

I need to give her a nice curvy body,

a thin waist. Okay,

that's a bit too thin.

Whoops, bit too thin, I think.

Why is she so big? She's a bit too big.

Um, I made her too big.

Okay, for the shoulders.

This is actually quite fun.

I need scissors. Scissors would be nice.

I'd be such a great dad. We could do fun

things together like this, making things.

Give her some arms.

Hello,

I need to give her a head.

Give her some boobs.

There, girlfriend.

They can have sex like this.

She won't spread her legs.

Oh,

I broke her hip. Hello,

my name's Daniel. What's your name?

Maybe I'll

give him a massive dick in between his

legs.

He's punching her in the face.

That looks funny.

Well, that was worth $600.

What happened yesterday?

Um, what happened yesterday? Oh, I went to

the post office, send back my Surface Pro.

Then I went shopping. I got myself a new

t-shirt. My wife got new bedsheets,

and then

we got dinner. And then I did some

drawings for a video. I'm doing a draw

my life video. It's quite good. Drawing's

quite good so far. Don't know if it'll get

views though.

I want to go outside.

But I don't want to, but I kind of want

to. I want to, but I don't want to,

because I know that if I do go outside,

nothing's going to happen anyway. It's not

like I'm going to start talking to people.

No one's going to talk to me.

Oh, some big YouTuber. Uh,

showed— you know, you know that subreddit,

that Comedy Haven, I think it's called?

Uh, Comedy Haven, they memed my channel.

The bit when I said— the bit when the

video titles are, I left my wife, I got a

sex doll, I'm going back to my wife. They

screenshotted those and they made it into

a meme. Then this guy called MK, 500K

subs, he, uh, he makes videos where he

just reads posts on subreddits and

then laughs. Well, he made one for Comedy

Haven and my channel

was in it, so I gained about 100 new subs.

That's nice.

Do you want to see it? I could show it to

you. He just reads

it out and then he laughs. He doesn't say

He just reads Reddit for his videos.

Where is it?

And he gets half a million views every

Wow, a cow made of butter! My girls would

love it. In fact, the first sentence

Caroline ever said was, wow, a cow made of

butter! My girls would love— the first

sentence Caroline ever said was, I like Me

and my— yeah, he got

800,000 views. My wife,

we're getting divorced. Why my love doll

is better than a real woman. My love doll

gave me urinary tract infection. I'm going

back to my wife. God, let's see who can

draw. That was it. He just reads it and

then goes, oh God.

He's not even adding anything to it, he's

just laughing. I can't believe channels

like that get good views. The video title

is just r and then the subreddit, and then

he just reads funny posts whilst laughing.

Not really very creative, is it?

I wasted my money.

What is a hanko? It's a stamp that

stamps your name.

What laptop do I use? This is an MSI

15-inch gaming laptop.

I emailed this company that buys laptops.

They offered me $800 for it. I'm not sure

if I want to sell it. I do play Rainbow

Six now and then.

Should I sell it? It would be nice to have

$800. But then

I do like playing Rainbow Six sometimes.

If I sell it, I might end up buying it

again when I want to play Rainbow Six.

I've got too much stuff. I've got iPad,

laptop, I've got 2 phones, got GoPro as

well now. All these stupid tripod mounts

and tripods and attachment things.

Well, I've got this thing and

I've got this thing. Now I need to buy

a new tripod because my one just broke.

I could make this— I could use this

tripod, put the iPad onto it.

Okay,

ow,

0.5.

Okay,

but my phone is too small to fit inside of

it because it's supposed to be for an

iPad, not a

phone.

So I put my iPad in here.

Like that.

Whoa, it's pretty heavy.

Don't break my iPad.

And then the microphone can come on top

and Then

that's a pretty good vlogging

setup. Could go

outside, vlog like this.

What do you think?

Oh, I'm so hungry,

but I'm so bored. I was

gonna make spring rolls in my deep fat

fryer, but I'm not sure now. Feeling lazy

and depressed.

What do you think of my YouTube setup?

Pretty good. Oh,

that's not good.

So I could hold it like this.

God, it weighs a ton.

I'll show you what it looks like in the

Should I make my next video like this?

Hello guys, welcome to a new video.

It's hurting my hand.

Do you like my black t-shirt?

Look at that, pretty cool. I think

it's pretty cool, don't care what you

I was thinking of doing one of those, an

average day in my life. And it's just a

livestream of my entire day for about 10

hours straight. And I just wear the GoPro

and just do what I usually do. But then I

might end up doxxing something or showing

something that I shouldn't show. I have to

keep taking it off every time I go to the

toilet. Be a bit annoying. I need another

tripod now, so I think I'm gonna buy

another tripod. Or I could buy a little

mount thing so I could use So

I could use this smartphone

thing on the GoPro tripod.

Okay, this is the only stand I have now.

I don't have any other stands.

Um, I've got this.

Do some cleaning. Get rid of this

I think I don't need to buy anything else.

I've got everything I really want. I've

got a good phone, I've got my iPad, I've

got a GoPro. Don't really see what else

I'd end up wasting my money on. All I

want is a little, little mount attachment.

Those only cost about $5.

There's not really anything else I want to

buy apart from a sex doll. I would

like to get a sex doll.

They cost, they cost so much money. It

costs about $1,600, and that's on the low

end. You can get these really premium ones

which cost nearly $3,000. I could sell the

gaming laptop to help fund for— to help

fund the sex doll.

There's my GoPro.

I'm not sure if a sex doll would be worth

it. My wife doesn't want me to get one,

but what if I just got one anyway?

What's she gonna do about it? I said you

won't even notice. I'll put it underneath

the bed and I'll put it away before you

get home. She said, oh, what if you run

away again? Then I'll have to get rid of

it. I said, why would you have to get rid

of it? Why do you think I'm gonna run away

I said, just cut it up into pieces and put

it into a plastic bag and chuck it

outside. Don't chuck away

my sex doll if it cost me over $2,000.

Better not chuck it away.

I want to get a full body one. If I buy

one again, I don't want to get a torso

again. I want to get the full package—

head, arms, legs.

She threw my last one away.

She said it was really heavy. She's so

weak. Why are women so weak?

Women wouldn't last a day out in the real

world. They're so weak.

Uh, how do I stop this GoPro from beeping?

Preferences, General, Beep Volume,

Mute.

Connections, Wireless Connection,

On. Connect.

Oh, I have to get the GoPro app first.

I'm quite interested in doing some

outdoor vlogs with it. I tried doing it in

Germany. I don't know if anyone saw it. I

did a quick 15-minute stream in Germany

with the GoPro strapped on, but I felt

really scared in Germany for some reason,

and I quickly turned it off.

For some reason, I felt really scared in

Germany. Everyone just looks very scary

and intimidating.

Let's get my tripod.

That's why I don't like Western men. They

look very scary with their beards and

their height. The way they walk is very

aggressive. It's like

men in Western societies, they think they

have to look scary, otherwise people

will think they're wusses. You have to be

manly and aggressive and assertive,

otherwise you're not a real man. But in

Japan, they don't really have that kind of

culture. Why won't this stupid GoPro turn

off?

Keep turning it off, it turns itself back

on.

Look, I want to turn it off.

I'm holding down the power button,

but nothing happens.

Okay, I think it's off now.

But in Japan, people— the men here are

just polite and nice. And in Japanese

society, there's nothing wussy about being

polite and nice. In fact, being aggressive

and assertive isn't something that's good

in Japan. It's looked down on. If you're

aggressive and assertive in Japan, then

People won't like you. They'll think

you're scary, you're not civilized.

That's what I like about Japan. The men

here are well-mannered and polite,

and that's normal.

But in Europe, if you're like that, then

people think you're worse, so the men will

act aggressive. And intimidating.

Do you think I look good wearing black? I

think I look quite good.

My hair is growing, have you noticed?

I cut it a bit too short before I left.

Remember I shaved off the side? It looked

really weird. I don't think it suits me.

I think having slightly longer hair suits

me more than having really short hair.

Oh, I got my drone. I haven't shown you

my drone yet. We can set the drone up.

I got batteries.

I dropped my battery.

Okay, let's play with the drone. Maybe

this will be fun. I got some double

A's. So how does it go in?

Plus, which way is the plus side? I think

that's— oh,

goes in like, like this, I think.

Huh, that's weird.

Okay, that's 2. It's a weird way

of putting the batteries in.

Oh, it's the other way for this side.

That goes in that way and then it goes in

right there.

This.

Can't get it in.

Oh, there we go. Where's the

lid? The panel thing.

Why isn't it closing?

It won't close.

Hell,

I don't

need it. Whoa.

Okay, so now I have to turn this on.

Will it fly?

Whoa, whoa!

Fucking hell, it's scary.

That's

scary.

I don't like it. I don't like it.

I don't like it.

It was flying straight at me. I swear it

was aiming for my head. Okay,

let's try again.

I'm scared.

It was coming straight for me.

Okay, move back this time. Move back,

move back, get back!

It's not

working now.

Oh, it's connected. Okay, here we go,

here we go. Get ready, get ready.

Whoa, whoa,

where's it gone? Look.

Don't know how to fly it.

Okay, let's, let's go over here where

we've got more room. We need more room.

Get back.

Okay, it's over there.

Okay,

it's weird,

it's all back to front. Oh, it's coming

at me!

Oh, it's on top of me!

I don't understand.

It won't go the direction that I'm trying

to make it go.

Whoa, I can't make it come

towards me. Where's it going?

Why is it beeping?

Oh.

Stop beeping.

It's very hard to fly.

It got stuck in a plastic back.

Try again. I need to practice so I can fly

out the window and chase off the crows.

Okay, I'm connected. Stupid thinking.

Why is it beeping like that?

Come on.

It's pretty funny, I guess. I'm bored

of it though. I prefer the gun. The gun

is more fun.

You can shoot things. Watch.

Oh, I'm out of bullets. Ah,

I'm bored.

Is this all there is

to life? Why is it so boring? I don't get

it. I thought life was supposed to be fun,

like so.

I don't know about this drone. I might

chuck it in the bin. It's a bit boring.

That was a waste of money. I thought

buying things would make me happy.

What a load of rubbish.

I think I'm done buying things now.

I promise I won't buy anything else. I'm

done buying stuff. From now on, I'm saving

my money. I'm saving everything.

I'm gonna save all my money. This is my

promise. No more buying stuff.

It's just a waste of time.

Just a waste of time.

Well, I can take 4K footage now.

Look, I can put this here and

then this twist

Okay, and then I put this GoPro here.

Wow, that's pretty cool actually.

Oh look, I can clip it to pretty much

anything. I don't think I even need

the chest strap, so I can just clip it to

my bag strap.

Don't even need this. Look, I can just

make vlogs like this now. I know, I'm

gonna get the GoPro app.

I'm gonna get the GoPro and

then connect to the GoPro.

Okay, we've got the GoPro app here.

Press OK.

Connect camera.

GoPro 7. My camera is

on.

It says

go on connections,

connect device, GoPro app,

continue, connect camera.

Pair. It's pairing. Hold on,

things are gonna get wild.

Things are gonna get crazy when

I get GoPro here. Again, get my iPad.

Your GoPro is almost ready. Update your

camera software. Oh, it's updating, so

we're going to let it update for a bit.

What should I do now?

Getting a bit hungry.

80, 50,

61%.

I think this goes on to a helmet, but I

don't have a motorbike. Like motorbike.

I don't need this.

I can't get it off. Don't need these.

Oh, it's updated.

Join network.

Oh, it says I don't have a micro SD card.

So I can't update it.

What can I do? Control your GoPro.

Oh wow,

there's a live preview!

That's pretty cool.

Interesting. What can I do with this

information?

Could make vlogs like this.

I look pretty sexy. I'm not sure, I look

pretty sexy in these mirrors. But I look

pretty sexy like this as well.

My hair's getting a bit long here.

I can record a video, livestream,

do lots of things. I can change the field

of view to linear. Oh, now it

looks less zoomed in.

Oh.

Oh, I know, I could put it on the curtain.

No, it's too heavy.

Not sure where to put it.

That's weird.

See the back of my head.

Oh, I could put it onto this little

It's such a shame this little tripod

doesn't fit properly.

You have to like jam it in there like

Very weird.

Very strange. I can take you over to the

kitchen if you would like that.

You suck.

You suck.

What do you think of that viewing angle of

the sink?

I'm just trying to think where I could put

the camera where you wouldn't

notice it so I could secretly film people.

What if I put it in the closet right to

the back,

right here,

and then

closed it a little bit? Can you see?

You can kind of see.

It's not very good viewing angle.

I could just hold it down like this and no

one would even notice. Look, I'm just

walking along.

Hello, welcome back to another video.

Today I forgot to wash my penis and it's

smelly.

Oh, don't look at that.

That's

disgusting.

Disgusting. What about

cooked lunch? You guys aren't talking to

me anyway. Fuck you.

You're not my friends. Thought you were

my Friends, you just betrayed me.

You're not my friends, are you?

Bunch of two-faced swine.

That's all you are.

Two-faced. Oh, my stupid

wife is wearing elastic bands around