[2024-10-24] bored with my life -( [_NeRPtw42HQ]

Testing, testing,

testing.

Am I still unemployed? Haven't you been

watching for the last 3 months? Oh my God,

I got a job ages ago. Some people really

don't follow my life anymore, do they?

Why are you bored? I don't

know. I don't know what to do. No work

today. I thought I'd stream instead. Did

some cleaning, some vacuuming. I might

clean the car later.

Paid off £879 to the credit

card today.

So yeah, I'm grinding down the debt

slowly. Bit by bit.

I probably won't pay my mom again until

next year. I want to focus on the credit

card for a bit. I'm sure she won't mind.

Did the Discord disappear already? Yeah,

I deleted it again yesterday because

everyone on it is so annoying and weird.

And toxic. Can't be bothered

with it anymore. It's just full of idiots.

I don't get why every time I make a

Discord, there's hundreds of people that

join, but it's always the same 5 to 10

stupid idiots who talk on it and no

one else talks.

I just don't get it. Are they actually 200

people on it, or are they just alts?

I mean, I only made the Discord again

because I thought Sunny was finished with

me, but then she changed her mind, so I

don't really— don't really want the

Discord anymore.

I think Discord just attracts a kind of a

type of person that I don't really like,

to be honest.

I don't know why I get this weird itchy

patch on my finger. I've had

it for like 15 years. It's like

a dry little patch. My— can you see? It's

a little dry patch right there.

It's always dry and then sometimes it gets

really itchy. I don't know what it is.

I've had it for like at least 10 years. I

don't know what it is. It's really

It never goes away. It's so Weird.

What happened with what?

I don't know. She said she didn't want to

meet, and then we talked, and then she

said she does want to meet.

Unless it changed again.

Oh, I found these, um, I found these old

videos on my SD card that I

shot with that Sony camera, and it's got a

load of videos with me and my ex-wife on

it, and I was watching them. They're quite

funny. I think one of them I didn't put on

YouTube. Maybe I'll just like edit it all

together and post it. It was pretty funny.

She was cooking and then I was teasing her

and then she was angry because of that Why

I Can't Stop Cheating on My Wife video.

She was funny, wasn't she? Oh, and I

found that video of her chasing this woman

out of a cafe, which is weird.

I don't really understand what happened.

She was in a cafe with her friends and

then she chases this woman out of the cafe

and she's yelling at her and she videoed

it and sent it to me. I mean, I think I

gave her my camera to take some videos and

that's what she took. So funny.

I don't think I've ever shown that before.

Do you think Chihiro would be pissed if I

started uploading old videos of us? To

make money.

What do I get up to nowadays? Just work

and then clean, clean my car, clean the

house. I've got to clean my car again.

Stupid thing gets full of dust inside.

I don't know why cars are like dust

magnets. The dashboard, the control center

bit, has this glossy plastic and it just

attracts dust and

fingerprints and smudges.

I was so weird in those videos as well.

I didn't talk much when I was with her.

All the videos where she's in the video,

She's talking and like trying to talk to

me, and I would barely say anything. I

don't know how she put up with me for so

long. It's like being married to a mute

who doesn't talk, or just— I just ignored

her half the time and then just walked

off. I don't know why I did that. Maybe I

thought it was funny. It's just kind of

weird to watch that stuff now.

I was so skinny as well back then. My

face, my body.

You still do it? Yeah.

It looks bad when I watch back the footage

and I'm just thinking, oh my God, say

something, Daniel. At least acknowledge

what they're saying. It looks like I've

got no interest in what people are saying.

And then people think I don't like them

because I seem like I'm not interested in

talking to them.

So this month's nearly over. So far

I made £1,650.

Pretty good. Not as good as last month.

Last month I made like £2,200, but that's

because the YouTube channel still made

some money. Now the YouTube channel is

making half the money it made last month.

Do I miss Thai girl?

I think I miss all my exes in a tiny way.

Started missing Chihiro because I was

watching those videos. It was

around the Christmas era after

the Hong Kong guy fight. She got me that

jumper, remember? And I bought her those

train station biscuits.

And there was footage of us on the plane

and then back home.

Good times.

Must have been weird being married to me.

Sometimes I think, I don't know why she

wanted to get married to me in the first

place, because I was so weird.

Oops, my camera froze. I mean, my CCTV

Why does my mum and Dave Gibson always

come back when I start streaming? It's so

annoying.

So I've made £10,000 this tax year

from April. Another £2,700

and then I'll be over the tax-free

threshold. I don't know if I should just

stop making money. I'm still pissed that

tax people took so much of my money. I

feel like when I get to the threshold, I

will just stop working so

they can't tax me for next year. They

can't tax me for last year because I was

in Thailand the whole time. And even

if they say I can't claim that I was in

Thailand the whole time, like some stupid

rule like, oh, but you came home in the

last 90 days. Shut the fuck up, stupid tax

people. Yeah, well, I still only made like

13K when I was in Thailand. Let me check

Got it all on a spreadsheet now. Where is

it? They're not getting another

penny out of me.

Earnings 2023

to 2024. I only made £13,000.

So joke's on them. Try tax

that. So that's only what, £1,000 over the

threshold? Oh no, I've got to pay 20% on

£1,000. That's like £200.

I wasn't even in England for the entire

year, so I don't see how they could tax me

for 2023 to 2024.

So if I keep working, I could make an

extra £6K, but then I've got to pay like

£1.5K taxes, or I just stop

working after a couple months and I pay

zero taxes, but then I don't make that

extra £6K. Which one makes

Not having to work anymore and also not

paying any taxes does sound tempting, but

then an extra £6K also sounds nice.

Hmm,

I still haven't even paid off the $4K

deposit for the car,

so I just got myself into more debt,

didn't I, to get the car?

I haven't worked enough yet. To pay off

the initial payments for the car, which

So I've got £8,700 in stocks,

I've got £320 in Bitcoin.

Let me add it all up.

I've got £150 No,

£130 in my bank account, and I've got—

yeah, that's it, I think. So I've got

£8,861,

uh, minus £5,571 minus £7,782.

I only have to pay off another £4K to be

debt-free if I sold all my stocks as well.

4K deposit. Yeah, it's included. The

credit card debt was originally only 2K.

You know, when I splurged in Japan, I used

the credit card, um, but then I bought the

car, I added 4K to it. So yeah, the credit

card debt includes the car deposit.

The monitor, well, that's just £29 a month

for the next 4 years. It's not really a

big purchase, but it looks so good. Look

at this thing, massive.

Rainbow Six has never looked so good.

Maybe we'll do some Rainbow Six towards

the end of the stream. Do some gaming

for the last hour or something.

Interest rate on the card is 0% until

April next year, and then it— I don't know

what credit card interest rate usually is.

It's like 20% or something stupid.

And then I just have to wait until next

April to start making big money again for

the tax year to reset, and then I don't

have to pay tax this year. That's how you

pay no taxes.

Legally. I don't really want to work in

the winter anyway. It's so cold.

I hate it. You wake up at 7 AM and it's

pitch black outside.

Cars freezing as well.

Oh, I got this thing for the car.

It's called a dehumidifier.

You put it on the dashboard or somewhere

in the car in the front. It absorbs

moisture. It's supposed to stop the

windows from misting up. Don't know if

it's gonna work.

I don't know who keeps phoning me.

How do you not answer it? London,

England is phoning me.

I hate people phoning me. If you've got

something to say, send me a message.

People phone you, it's like you're being

forced to answer it. I don't want to talk.

Does America have the same system where

you don't get taxed until you make a

certain amount of money? I feel like

America doesn't have that.

Cat litter in a sock. I tried that,

didn't work. Maybe because I didn't put it

in the front, I put it in the back. All

this dust kept coming out of it from the

cat litter. So anywhere I placed it would

get covered in cat litter dust. So I put

it in the back on the floor, and it

didn't— I don't think it did anything

because my window still started misting

up. So I got that. I guess this thing

is full of something like cat litter, but

it doesn't dust. It says when the blue dot

goes pink, it means you need to microwave

it to dry it out again. Maybe I get

another one, put 2 of them in the front.

Cars are so annoying, gotta keep cleaning

the inside as well. Floor mats get covered

in bits of dirt, and because the floor

mats are furry like a carpet, the bits

of dirt, they get stuck in between the

fibers, and then you've got— you gotta

whack the floor mat for ages to get it all

out. Maybe I should get a different

material. It takes ages to clean the floor

mats. It's like a beard full

of crumbs. And I've got to wipe down the

dashboard because it gets covered in dust.

So annoying.

Get rubber mats. Yeah, maybe I should.

I don't— I keep spending money on the car.

£20 here, £20 there.

I bought this blind spot mirror you put on

the side mirror. I think it's helpful.

I'm still wearing the same jumper from

that Christmas video in 2024— I mean 2020.

It says I got a voicemail.

I guess I could see what it says.

Oh wow, thanks Matthew Stone, very

generous. I hope you are well, Daniel.

We're all rooting for you. My financial

advice is to consider getting massively

bummed on of. Not my cup of tea, but I

think this would be a quick way to make

some dollar. Okay, who's gonna volunteer?

Take my gay virginity.

Massive bumming incoming. I don't even

know if I got the gay viewers still here.

Also, it is hard to promote OnlyFans now.

I heard if you link your OnlyFans on

YouTube, you can get a strike. So I went

through all my old videos to remove all

the OnlyFans links because I'm scared.

It says you're not allowed to link to

websites that have adult content,

but I don't know if it counts because

OnlyFans is behind a paywall. So I

don't even know how to promote it without

getting banned.

I'm gonna see what this voicemail says. I

don't know what's wrong with my phone.

When I try and phone people on my iPhone,

it just automatically says call ended.

Yeah, I can't call anyone. It just says

call ended.

I don't get it.

I have data unless

I need— wait, do I need to turn my data

on? It's not on, so I've got Wi-Fi.

No, it just says call ended straight away.

Maybe I need a new phone. They got the new

iPhone 16 Pro Maxes on Amazon now. Only

£1,200. Get it on credit.

I mean finance. £100 a month.

20% APR sounds like a good deal.

Imagine sitting here for another 10 years.

What, in my massive house with nice

gardens, no neighbors nearby,

peace and quiet, free food, no rent?

Wow, such a terrible situation to be

No, things won't be the same for 10 years.

It's just kind of boring right now because

I'm trying to pay off my debts.

Until I pay off the debts, I don't really

feel like I can do much.

So I've got £13,300 debt.

We're getting there, getting it down

slowly.

The only thing that can save me is the

stock market. If I've chosen

the right stocks, which I think I have,

might not take so long.

I own gold and Tesla, that's it,

and a couple hundred pounds in bonds.

Tesla did well for earnings, it's up 12%.

If I was debt-free, I don't know what I'd

If I would be more adventurous, or maybe

I'm just burnt out from adventure.

Might shut my door. My mum is shouting.

She's not shouting, she's talking, but her

voice is so loud. I swear she's getting

louder and louder.

Oh my

God. At what moment will I sell Tesla?

Um, maybe if it goes back up to $260.

$260 to $280, I'd sell it.

She can't hear herself that well. Yeah,

but why can't she just realize

that we're not deaf, she is? When she's on

the phone, she screams down the phone.

It's so annoying. I have to shut

my door and I have to shut her door.

I don't know why she yells down the phone.

You know the way the phone works? You've

got a speaker here and you've got it right

next to your ear. You don't need to yell

down it. It's like you're whispering.

It's like you're talking into someone's

ear. It's not a can tied to another can

with string.

Mila's grandmother was deaf as well. She

I hate people yelling.

Gives me a headache.

Washing your dirty underwear. You make it

sound like she's hand washing it with soap

and water. The washing machine is washing

my dirty underwear.

Will I travel when debt is paid off?

I don't know.

Maybe if I feel financially strong again.

Oh God, they're coming upstairs.

They keep fussing about Pushkin all the

time. He's a cat, just let him do what he

does.

Every day it's like, where's Pushkin?

Where's Pushkin? Who fucking cares?

If he's not outside, then he's inside,

obviously.

Can you

hear

them?

We've got this machine. It's like, I don't

know what it does. It makes hard water

into soft water by putting salt

into the water system or something. It

started making noise last night,

yesterday, like a grinding sound, and now

they're fussing over it. And it's right

behind the wall next to my room. So

annoying. Yeah,

it removes the chalk. Otherwise you get

all chalk residue on the glass and stuff

and the water tastes weird. But then if

you put the salt into the water, the

water's all salty and you can't really— I

mean, you could drink it, but it tastes

gross.

Wow, Tesla's still going up pre-market,

nearly 14%. I should have bought more.

Damn it, I thought it was going to go down

more to like $180.

Why do they put chalk in the water? I

don't get it. Why is it in there in the

Can you

hear them?

It's like, have you seen that Haribo

advert where the grown-ups have children

voices? It's literally like that.

They're right

outside my room now.

How are you and Sunny? I think things are

fine now. I talked to her last Monday.

What did we talk about? I forgot. Let me

Oh yeah, Mega Drive games and

Halo. I'm downloading

the new Call of Duty coming out tomorrow.

I don't understand because I,

I bought it but it's not on my download

list, but I have Call of Duty which I

bought 2 years ago. Do I buy— do I

download that and then the new one, Black

Ops 6, is it like an add-on? It's 200

gigabytes, it's going to take 20 hours. I

only downloaded about— downloaded

18 gigabytes out of 170.

I'll probably refund it. £70, I'm not

paying for that. There's a cat in the

drive. Never seen it before.

I think the gypsy's got a load of cats.

There's like 5 different cats now.

Yeah, I can't believe games are £70 now.

When I was a kid, they were £30 for a

brand new game.

So I'm just gonna make a stupid review and

then refund it. I never liked Call of

Duty. I think it's boring.

You just run around a map shooting each

other, and then the battle royale mode,

Warzone, I don't like that. Takes too

much, too much time running around an

empty map. Collecting stuff and then you

I paid— remember I paid £150

or something for Starfield? What a flop

that game was. It was so bad.

I thought for sure that game was gonna

make my videos go viral. Got 20K views.

Yeah, I still got my Tesla.

I've got a— but what's the

word? My average price is $180,

so I was way up anyway. I'm up like 30%,

but I've only got £1,000

in it. I had £3,000 in it. I sold £2,000

at £260, which was good. I kept £1K.

So I bought like £3K when Tesla was down a

lot. Was it last year when it was like

£180?

Is Daniel still working? Yeah,

just not today. I did a long shift

yesterday. I left the house at 8 AM. I got

home about 5 PM. I got stuck in this

traffic jam on the motorway. Massive

traffic. I've never been in such a big

traffic jam. Look,

gridlocked. It was the big roundabout

going onto the M20.

And everyone was changing lanes to get

into the right lane, weaving in and out of

the big lorries.

No, I had 50% battery, so I wasn't

worried. Yeah, it was my first time being

in a massive motorway traffic jam. People

were queuing up on the slip road to join.

Don't know what happened. It said stalled

vehicle ahead. I guess they removed it by

the time it cleared because I didn't see

anything. Oh, I have granted the kids to

hell VGI, and I have granted the kids to

hell VGI, and I have granted the kids to

hell VGI, and I have granted the kids to

hell VGI, and I have granted the kids to

hell VGI, and I have granted the kids to

hell VGI, and I have granted the kids to

hell VGI. You don't seem to drink anymore.

Yeah, I haven't really drunk any alcohol

since my sister's wedding. I don't see the

point. It's expensive. It has no

nutritional value. If you're thirsty,

just get water. If you're hungry, eat

food. What purpose does it serve? It just

seems pointless. Sometimes I do kind of

want to have a beer, but I'm not really

that desperate to

waste money for nothing.

I bought that bottle of rice wine,

remember, when I got back from Japan.

Have I driven to McDonald's yet? Yeah,

the first day I got the car, I drove it to

the service station, test out the charging

public charger.

Some things is just, I don't know, it

feels like a waste of money, like eating

out, getting takeaway when you could just

eat at home for free.

People spend £50 on, I don't

know, fish and chips or pizza. It's crazy.

Are they rich or are they just stupid?

Must be rich if you can just blow £50 on

dinner.

I don't really care that much about food.

I'm pretty happy just with bacon sandwich,

packet of crisps.

I'm not really bothered about food.

How's your winter arc going? It doesn't

feel like winter yet. It's still really

sunny and warm. I had bacon sandwich

yesterday and I had a fry-up today. Bacon

and eggs and an avocado.

Best food ever. Do you remember when Elvis

Alien called bacon lunch meat? Oh,

that pissed me off so much. The hell is

lunch meat?

Sounds like such an ogre-ish way of

describing something. Lunch meat?

Could be anything. Could be beef,

chicken, sausage. Meat you have for lunch.

It's called bacon, idiot. You know when I

was doing my garden survival series, I

cooked— I made a little fire and I put a

stick over it and I hung bacon off it.

And he was like, he's barbecuing lunch

meat.

Bacon and avocado on toast goes so good.

The avocado just degreases the

bacon, refreshes the palate.

Get lunchly. I saw Asmongold eating that.

It looks so gross. It's like a little

biscuit with a little slice of plastic

cheese and some dip. I can't believe

parents actually buy that for their kids

and say, here you go, here's your lunch.

In Japan, Japanese kids have bentos,

lovingly prepared rice, meat, some

vegetables, fruit. And then in the West,

we're giving our kids all this stupid

processed crap.

Biscuits and cheese in a box and

some sugary drink, and then we wonder why

everyone's fat here.

When I was a kid, people ate junk food all

the time. That's all they sold at the

cafeteria, the school cafeteria. They

would just sell pizza and burgers,

bacon and egg muffin No

salad, no fruit. Terrible.

If I had kids, I'd give them proper

balanced meal. Carbs, bit of protein,

vegetables.

All this processed junk food is so bad.

Don't you think processed junk food is

more dangerous than smoking?

They ban advertising smoking on TV,

but they don't ban McDonald's adverts or

junk food adverts.

Or put warning labels on junk food.

Imagine they, they put like a big picture

of a fat person saying, warning, you will

be fat if you keep eating this, on the

McDonald's packaging. Ow.

I don't do anything unhealthy. I just have

a bit of bacon now and then.

Whoa, did you see that cat? Whoa,

Pushkin just chased off the little cat.

Pushkin defending his territory.

Pushkin needs some allies. He's

outnumbered 5 to 1. The gypsy cats,

there's like 5 of them. Black Cat keeps

coming over and then he sits outside in

front of the window and has a stare-down

with Pushkin.

Tough life being a cat. You gotta fight

off, scare off the other cats.

Last time I had a bowl of cereal— well, a

I don't know, I don't really eat cereal.

I don't know, if I was desperate— I mean,

sometimes I was really hungry and there

was no food in the house and all I could

find was Weetabix and I made a bowl of

Weetabix.

Why did you close the door? Because they

were outside my room and they're really

loud. I think they

went back down now.

No, I'm not fighting with her, although

she was kind of annoying a couple days

ago. We were in the car and there was a

spill in the car, so I wanted tissue

paper. There's a roll of tissue paper in

the front of the car in the little

cubbyhole. And I was saying, can you pass

me the tissue paper? And she was like,

what? What tissue paper? And I was

pointing in front of her. She kept looking

behind to find tissue paper in the back

seat. And I was like, no, look in front of

you, in front of you, tissue paper. I gave

up and I just walked around the car and

got it myself. I was yelling tissue paper

like 6 times and pointing.

I don't know for sure, but I might have to

go to someone's funeral. I don't know

if I should say someone died recently.

Not a relative, but someone you guys will

know of. Maybe after it's happened,

I'll say who it was.

I don't know if my sister's coming. My mum

asked me if I could drive her to it and go

with her. I don't know. I don't really

want to go. I'm not very good. I mean,

what do you say? Like, sorry for your

loss? I'm so sorry. I'm not very

good at that.

I hate it when people die and then you

gotta act like you care. My sister went to

her husband's grandmother's

funeral recently. That's the annoying

thing when you're married or you're in a

rela— I had to go to Thai girlfriend— I

mean, I didn't go to anything. I went with

her when her uncle died. Remember, I was

in that motel playing Helldivers

2, and I was so annoyed she dragged me all

the way there. I didn't even do anything

like go with her.

She went off by herself to do funeral

arrangements, and I just sat in the hotel

being bored. And I thought, why did I have

to come all this way?

It's like a 5-hour drive. To the

funeral place, her mum's hometown.

Kang Peng Pet. Hate that place so much.

Rubbish.

Yeah, emotional support. I get it, but

just felt so. I felt like such a waste of

time. When you're in a relationship, you

gotta keep going to their funerals every

time that one of their family members die

or something.

I don't really want to go to any more

funerals. They're boring. I went to my

dad's funeral, it was rubbish. Food was

stupid, stupid cheese sandwich and crisps.

At least get some proper food. Like

sausage rolls.

And then my sister's wedding, we had to

sing. I didn't sing, but everyone stood up

to sing, so I had to stand up as well.

And I was just standing there looking at

the paper with the lyrics.

I didn't know if I should pretend to sing.

It's so awkward. I'm not singing. I don't

even know what song this is. It's like,

Jesus is here, he loves us,

blah blah. I don't even know how to sing

it. I don't think they sing at funerals.

I went to my grandmother's funeral. That

was quite fun because I played with my

cousins. We ran around playing. It or

tag, and the food was

better.

I wonder who's going to come to my

funeral. Maybe my sister. If she's still

alive. I think I might become an uncle

soon. That'd be weird.

I don't really know how I feel about that.

I already get pissed off seeing my

cousin's kids because I'm like, what the

fuck? How are you kids?

I used to be a kid. Now you're like

stealing my place. Now I'm old.

I mean, if all your parents and uncles and

aunties and grandparents are dead, and you

don't have any children yourself, who's

going to come to your funeral?

I really don't see myself having kids.

Whatever. I don't even care.

Who cares? You'll be dead.

They're so expensive as well. Do you know

how much my dad's funeral was? At least

£10,000, I think.

Just to get a fancy box that you bury and

then never see again. Oh no, that's for

the coffin. We didn't get a coffin.

No, we got a little box for the ashes, I

think. Can I even have kids?

I don't think so. They say it's not easy

to get pregnant. There's only like 2 days

out of a month. A woman can get pregnant.

But I've had a lot of exes where we didn't

have protection. You're saying just by

chance all those exes,

all the times we did it, were not on those

special days? What are the chances?

What was that steam noise? Nothing?

I don't understand this forearms thing.

Her forearms are not big.

Maybe they look big on camera because

she's got short limbs, because she's

short. If she was taller, her limbs would

be longer. It's like my arms look like

sticks because I'm tall, so my limbs are

elongated. If I was shorter, they wouldn't

look so stick-like. I think it's just

perspective. They're not that big in

person. They just look like normal arms to

me. Obviously they're thicker than mine

because, I mean, everyone's arms are

thicker than mine, but she can't bicep

curl a 13 kg dumbbell, can she? So size

isn't always determining factor of

strength, I could probably beat

up most women unless they're massive.

The thing I'm lacking is mass, so I get

blown away by the wind even though I am

Don't know, some British women are fucking

huge. I probably wouldn't be able— they

would just— they wouldn't be stronger than

me in like a muscular sense, but because

they're so big, they've got mass,

so they can just use the kinetic

force of their massive mass to knock me

over, even if they have no muscle.

It's like sumo wrestlers, they're not

really very strong, they're just fat and

Yeah, well, I bet they can't do 30

push-ups because they're so fat.

Sometimes I'm a bit jealous of fat people.

No one can push you around. I kind of

look like an easy target because I look so

weak.

You know, remember in Rotterdam that brown

guy attacked me? Pushed me about,

kicked me down to the ground. If I was

massive like TKO Sam, he wouldn't

even try. There's no way he'd be able to

push me about if I weighed like 200

kilograms.

I didn't resist, I just let him push me

down because I didn't want to anger him.

So he put his leg behind mine and I was

like, oh, And I did like a fake football—

you know when footballers get tackled and

they over-exaggerate it? I was like that.

Oh, did you see the policeman shot that

black guy in England and they were mad

about it? Even though the black guy is a

literal violent criminal who shot someone

else. A week earlier. That stuff's

crazy. I would never want

to be an armed police officer because you

shoot someone, then you get arrested— I

mean, you get charged or something. You

gotta go under some kind of investigation.

Oh, it's Dave Gibson leaving. He doesn't

stay very long now. He only stays one

night. I swear before

he used to stay like 3 or 4 nights.

I need to cut my hair.

I got

so much juicy drama. Gossip, but I can't

talk about it. It involves my

relatives. It puts my stuff to shame.

If only I could share it. Nah, I

shouldn't. I'd get in trouble.

It's pretty crazy. I would have

never expected it. No, I should

shut up about it. Maybe in like 10 years

I'll spill the beans.

I got 2 events that I really want to talk

about, but I can't because I'm scared I'll

get in trouble.

One of them involves a funeral.

Let's just say it involves the funeral

of a person who my

entire existence is owed to in some

indirect way. Like, if it wasn't for that

person, I wouldn't be here.

Just saying. Just going to say that.

Only 100 IQ+ people will figure out.

Did I quit my job? No, not yet.

I feel like it's going pretty well

recently. It's pretty easy. It's boring

now, but at least it's easier.

As soon as it gets hard, I guess I'll

quit. Go back to YouTube. I just

don't want to make too much money, you

know, because I don't want to pay stupid

tax. Stupid Rachel Reeves and her £20

billion black hole can go shove it. It's

not my fault.

So I could just stop working and then

bumble along until next April making a

couple hundred pounds on YouTube just to

pay off the car payments. So I won't be

making anything, but I won't be losing

anything, and I'll let my stock market

assets appreciate tax-free because it's in

an ISA. Yeah, it sounds

like a good idea. I'll let my stocks keep

gaining tax-free and

then I quit my tax-liable job.

What if you start making good money on

YouTube again? Yeah, as if that's gonna

happen. Yeah, my next video is going to go

viral, get a million views. That would

be my dream come true. I mean, I'd be

happy to pay tax if it meant I'm famous

again. Biggest thing— the biggest number

one thing that makes me cry at night these

days is that I'm not famous anymore and

it's never coming back. That'd be my dream

come true if my YouTube started growing

again. Best time of my

life. The reason why I'm

so dead inside now is because it's over.

It's done. It's finished.

I just don't know what to do for videos.

I only get views when I say something

really horrible and outrageous,

but what should I say? My last big video

was the PewDiePie kid thing. Got 300K

views.

It won't work again.

I don't really know what— what's trending.

I tried doing Asmongold thing, but it

didn't get any views.

Yeah, I wish sometimes I wish I could go

in a coma too and just wake up and then

check my stock market and see it like

million pounds or something, because I've

sold so many things that have gone up

loads. But I've also sold

things that kept going down, so maybe it

makes sense.

Yeah, but in— if it was Futurama and you

woke up 1,000 years later, free trade

won't even exist. Then what happens to all

my money in stocks? I really doubt any

company is going to survive 1,000 years.

Name one company from 1,000 years ago that

exists now. Yeah, exactly.

They didn't even speak the same language

1,000 years ago. Spoke Latin and

what, like French something?

Latin was the global language back then,

wasn't it? Oh no, that's more like 2,000

years ago. 1,000 years ago, don't know

what they spoke. Ye Olde English.

Tour of London. No way.

My phone will get snatched the instant I

get off the train. So much phone snatching

going on and scary

you-know-whos just being a menace on the

streets. London is scary.

I went to Rochester stupidly and

This is gonna sound racist, but I'm just

gonna say it. There were black

teenage guys everywhere

with hoodies and balaclavas and

face masks. There's literally a black— he

looked like a young guy, but he's probably

like 18. I don't know, they all look the

same. Because they physically mature so

quickly. Riding around on an electric

scooter with a balaclava. Bet you anything

he's got a knife as well.

Why are they hiding their faces?

And then I went into this chicken shop to

get some chicken. 2 black teenagers

listening to like gangster rap, like

London gangster rap. Have you heard it

before? Have you ever heard London black

gangster rap? It's so shit.

I hate the way people from London speak.

There's like this weird London accent. I

can't put my finger on it. It's like,

I went to work today, today, innit?

I can't do it. It's like very distinct

London accent. But that is spoken by

mostly Black Londoners. I think you know

what I mean. But they rap like that.

I went down to the chicken shop today and

I had some chicken, mate, innit? So it

sounds so— oh my God, it sounds so fucking

stupid. But they're like all into

gangster rap. And they wear face coverings

and they've always got a hood.

Never go to London. Don't go anywhere near

London. You'll get stabbed or you'll get

your phone nicked.

It's not racist, I'm just pointing it out.

You go there and you will see what I just

It's horrible.

Chatham, Rochester, Stroud— that's

like the beginning of London. London

starts beginning around those border

towns, and it only gets worse the deeper

into London you get.

I saw a short on YouTube. This guy on a

motorbike was riding through the streets

of Chatham, gets surrounded by 5

Brown teenagers, and they just start

harassing him. And one was on a bicycle

and he was like, am I in your way? Am I in

your way, mate? I can't do his stupid

accent. And the biker looked white,

started swearing at the kids.

Yeah, they just hang around on the streets

trying to piss people off, intimidate

I'd get robbed if I went there.

These kids are out of control. I thought

they were gonna spit on my car when they

rode past on the bicycle. One time I was

parked in my car, this group of kids on

bicycles rode past. They could have

done anything, spat on my car, punched it,

and then just rode off. What am I gonna do

about it? Call the police? Police won't do

anything. They got bigger problems.

The police are scared to do anything

because if they do anything They get

publicly shamed on social media and then

they get prosecuted and stuff,

suspended.

I feel like, wow, I was brave going into

London all those times back in 2022. I

wonder if

I'm gonna get demonetized now for that.

Let me check.

Yes, green, baby! Suck it,

Daniel wins again. I went

to London, it ain't that bad. Yeah, you

probably went to the nice bits like

Buckingham Palace and the tourist bits.

Try going to the border edge bits.

Compton, Brixton,

West End. Which bit's the shit bit?

I think the posh people say they are

scared to go south of the River Thames. I

think that's where the shit bit is.

Yeah, it's fine if you just go to

Piccadilly Circus, Trafalgar Square,

it'll be safe. Loads of police presence,

you'll be safe. But you go to the outside

bits— I remember going to Camden with

George Trumbly back in 2017.

Went to Camden Market, and that's like a

touristy place, but we were there kind of

late And all the shady people started

coming out. This black guy came up to me,

held out his hand, and I shook it

thinking, is he a viewer? I don't

understand what's going on. George just

whispered in my ear, let's go. And I was

like, oh, okay. Now I realize he was

probably trying to sell me weed, or I

don't know, trying to rob me. George was

quick. I didn't realize what was going on

at the time.

Took a while until it clicked. I wonder

what George is up to these days.

I haven't really watched his stuff since

he ghosted me in Thailand. I was

kind of mad about it.

Japanese from zero.

Don't know, he blew me off. He said he was

going to come to Thailand and then he just

said, I'm not going. Oh, he made a stream

with that Oriental Pearl. It's your friend

Anming here from the Oriental Pearl

channel. It's so nice to see you on this

lovely— doesn't know what the hell you're

talking about. They're going to go and

look this stuff up. And I was saying there

are no perfect humans, but I wrote it in

big letters in kanji. I wrote konpeki na

ninmon gai. Japanese and teach English.

Oh, here's Arisa and me on a show.

I don't know how he's not bored of

teaching Japanese after, what, 30 years?

Some people really just choose one thing

in life and then stick with it for their

whole lives. I can't do that. I get bored

so quickly. I don't know why.

Is there enjoyment out of teaching

Japanese? I couldn't give a shit about

helping people learn Japanese. If you want

to learn it, just learn it. It's up to

you, isn't it? I don't care.

Oh, I think it's just entourage.

No. Did Victoria's mom or dad die?

Completely wrong.

Definitely way off.

No, no one died. I just made it up.

It was a sick joke. I'm sorry. Everyone's

fine. Just forget everything

I said.

I don't know, my face has— I get face

spasms where I can't control what it does.

It's part of my autism.

What happened to Thailand girlfriend? I

don't know. Last I heard, her sister's

coming to London, and my mum said, why

don't you come too? And she

said, I don't want to, I'm scared,

or something like that.

Well, it says my monitor's gonna power off

in 5 minutes. Don't do that.

Oh wow, thanks. Trust and talk. Go to

funeral and put arm around Vic's shoulder.

No, there's no funeral. I lied.

Is Cammy vaxxed? Yeah, she got

vaccination. 2 days ago.

Flu jab, I think, and COVID jab. I don't

know why people are still getting COVID

jabs. The government doesn't even care

anymore about whether you get jabbed or

not. Remember, they made such a big fuss

about getting jabbed, and now it's

like, whatever, do what you want.

I'm not getting any more jabs. Waste of

time. I'm gonna get a stupid warning on my

stream again. I said that last stream and

I got that stupid COVID misinformation.

Click on the NHS link to find out more.

I still got sick even when I got

the jab.

Got sick last month and last year. That's

why I said last stream and got in trouble.

Shut up. I can't stop talking

sometimes.

I wonder if I ever got COVID. I feel like

I might have gotten it last year. It was

pretty bad. Had such a pounding headache.

Well, at least the Black youths of London

doing a good job Wearing face masks

and balaclavas. That must be why they're

such good young guys trying not to spread

the illness. That's why they're wearing

balaclavas.

Definitely no stabbing going on.

Good young strapping black boys. We need

more of that in this country. You know

what I noticed on the news? Every time

they show footage of the Palestinians

getting bombed, why are they always crying

and wailing in the streets?

I get it, it sucks you're being bombed and

your family died, but come on,

what happened to stiff upper lip, have

some dignity? They're just like, wait,

even the men wailing and crying.

Why are they doing that? It's just

embarrassing, especially for the men.

Supposed to be a man. Men don't show

emotions. Remember when Hitler was bombing

London during the Blitz? You never

saw any British people screaming and

wailing in the streets. They just got on

with it and cleared the rubble, planted

the potatoes. Stiff upper lip.

We will never surrender. There was no

wailing and crying. I saw the videos.

I'm just saying, it's like very annoying.

The sound of women just wailing.

They're like, uh,

like that on TV. Jesus Christ, do it

in private, not on freaking TV,

on the streets. I know you got to

mourn and you got to grieve,

um, but can't they just Like, do it at

not in front of everyone. I went to my

dad's funeral. No one was crying.

I mean, they were crying quietly, like a

few tears, but no one was like, ah,

like that at the funeral.

Come on, get a grip. If my family got

bombed, I wouldn't be screaming.

I'd be like, oh, that sucks. Damn bastards

got my family. I'd be

sad, but I wouldn't be like,

come on, you seriously saying if your

family died You would be wailing on the

streets. You wouldn't. We're Westerners,

we don't do that.

I think it's like a Muslim thing. Like a

Middle Eastern thing.

They're very expressive with

their emotional outbursts.

Who else are like that? Korean people are

like that too. They scream

when they cry. It's so annoying.

When I cry, I'm like I

don't really vocalize it. I don't

understand why you gotta like scream and

wail when you cry.

I remember the Mila crying. Yeah,

exactly. I just cried quietly like,

like that.

I hope you don't have to experience that.

Well, I won't because I'm in one of the

best countries in the world. No one's

gonna bomb us. Last time we got bombed was

when? 1940s. We bombed them back good.

Bombed the fuck out of Germany. Did you

see the bombing of Dresden? Oh,

thousands died. Bombed them good,

bombed them hard. Bombed Hitler back into

his little bunker. That's what you get

for bombing us.

We live in a bomb or be bombed world.

Thankfully, my country's pretty good at

bombing other countries. We bombed every

country in the world over the last couple

hundred years. Remember when we bombed

China? We got Hong Kong for 100 years.

Bombed them with cannons.

One of the benefits living in One of the

most military— militarily successful

countries in military history.

100 years of— no, hundreds of years of

military dominance.

I don't see how that is a good thing.

Well, it's not good for them because they

died, but it's good for me as a

descendant. Because it means my home's not

going to get bombed because we won

the war.