Self Isolation In Korea - Day 2

Hello.

Oh, good,

good.

Last day in Korea.

Ouch.

Make the bed.

Who's outside?

It's so weird, when I have a cup of

coffee, I end up needing to go to the

toilet about 5 times.

Yesterday I had a cup of coffee around 10

AM.

And then in the next hour or two, I had to

piss about 4 or 5 times.

Why?

Where's all this liquid coming from?

Oh, thank you, Nicholas.

Where am I going to live next?

Uh, okay, I'll tell you my plans.

Well, I'm going to leave Korea in the next

few days.

So this is going to be my last upload from

Korea, and I'm going back home to England

to live with my mum for a month or two

maybe,

so I can save up some money and then get

some goodies.

There's a few things I want to buy

that are a little bit expensive.

I don't think I'll be quarantined.

I did the test thing where you have to

press yes or no if you've been to certain

countries, and I pressed yes on South

Korea, and it just said you have to self,

self-quarantine for 2 weeks.

And then I'm thinking about going to Spain

to meet this girl,

so hopefully that works out.

Going to Madrid.

So I'll do a really long stream today,

maybe 6 or 8 hours.

I'm so annoyed about the last stream.

I had to take it down because at the end I

raged at you know who and I said some

pretty bad things.

But the livestream got so many views in

the first day.

It got like 25k views, which is more, more

than most my videos are getting just from

the first day.

If I left it up, it probably would have

gone 40k.

But I had to take it down.

I didn't want more people seeing that.

I don't think that many people saw the

end, maybe 600-ish.

If I left it up, then thousands would have

seen it.

That was not one of my finest moments.

Would I get a refund at this place?

Uh, I guess I could ask.

I don't really care.

It's only a couple hundred dollars.

It's $500 a month and I've been here for a

week, so then

really he should give me about $400 back

or $350 back.

I don't really care about $350.

I'm kind of disappointed about Korea.

I felt like nothing substantial happened,

as in I didn't get a girlfriend.

I guess it's, it's not reasonable to

expect to get a girlfriend in such a short

time.

I went on a few dates.

I guess that's good enough.

I actually went on a date yesterday.

Ugh, don't even get me started on that

date.

I'm so fed up with stupid boring dates.

It's so boring.

You just, you meet the girl and you go

hello, and then you walk around, then you

go to a bloody restaurant or cafe, you sit

there And then you have to just tell them

about you.

I've told people about me so many times

now.

Oh yeah, um, I'm traveling and I do

translation on the internet and my sister

lives in London and I used to live in

Japan.

I have to repeat the same life story over

and over again to random women hoping that

they will like me, and then they never

like me anyway.

So I met this Japanese girl yesterday,

24.

She was really nice.

We spoke in Japanese.

She kept touching my arm, and then we went

to a cafe, and it was great because there

was hardly any people there because of the

you-know-what.

It's a bit weird.

You go into the shopping mall, and then

there's a guy sitting at the entrance with

a camera scanning people's heat

temperature.

And there's hardly anyone there.

So we sat in this empty cafe talking, and

she was nice.

I liked talking to her.

She was really easy to talk to.

She asked me lots of questions.

I felt like I did pretty well

on the date.

And then finally, the worst part of the

date was over, which is the eating part.

I hate the part of the date when you're

just sitting there eating.

I like walking around and talking.

So I thought, great, we're about to leave.

The worst, the hardest part of the day is

over.

So we just walked around the shopping

center for about an hour, and then she

said she had to go because of work.

She said she teaches Korean students from

8 PM.

So I was a bit disappointed.

We only hung out for about 2 hours.

I get home to check Tinder again.

Guess what?

She bloody unmatched me.

The bitch gone.

She'd gone from my, my chat history, just

vanished.

I can't believe it.

And she was so nice to me.

She was saying stuff like, oh, do you know

this club?

You can meet friends.

Why don't you try this place?

There's lots of foreigners and it's easy

to make friends.

Oh, I have this English roommate who I

could introduce you to.

And I said, what, could we go to the club

together sometime?

She said, sure.

I thought she wanted to be at least

friends, and then she asked me if I had a

girlfriend.

I said no.

I asked her if she had a boyfriend, and

she said, kind of, in Japan.

What the hell does that mean?

You either have one or you don't.

If you have a boyfriend, why are you on

Tinder, idiot?

And I get home, and then she unmatched me.

Can you believe it?

She was so nice to me, and I thought I did

pretty well.

So I'm not sure if she got back to her

place and then told her roommate about me,

who's English, and then maybe the roommate

knows my channel or something and said,

oh, he, he's not a good guy, he says weird

things on YouTube, better unmatch him or

else he'll complain about you.

Oh no, such a danger to society, he's

going to complain about you on the

internet.

Unmatches me just because of that.

I get so pissed off recently about people

unmatching me and ghosting me because of

my channel.

It's just a YouTube channel.

It's not like I molest people.

I just talk about my life and have a

complain and a whinge.

Is it that bad?

I messaged this girl on Airbnb who does

these shopping tours, and I checked out

her profile and she also had a YouTube

channel.

She only has 91 subs, so I reached out to

her and said, hey, I have a YouTube

channel as well, it's called Hiding in My

Room, would you like to make a video

together?

And then her first message was, oh wow,

thank you, I'm so grateful for this

opportunity, I would love to.

And then her second message was, actually

I just checked out your channel and I

don't think our channel's atmospheres

match, so I would have to turn down your

offer.

Fuck off, stupid woman.

91 subs turning me down?

I've got 105K subs, bitch.

You should be gagging at the chance for

exposure.

People insulting me, calling me weird just

because of my channel.

Go suck on a toilet roll.

I don't need you.

Piss me off.

Stupid women.

So, so afraid of my channel.

For what?

Hate them.

Yeah, well, wait until they're old and

ugly, then we'll see who's laughing.

See who has the options then, won't we?

I'll be old and rich, you'll be old and

ugly.

Ah, already 13 minutes in and I'm already

raging.

How am I supposed to make bloody money off

streams if I keep raging?

Deep breaths.

How dare they ghost me and unmatch me and,

and reject me.

I wish I screenshotted that Japanese

girl's pictures and I could have used her

in a video.

Oh, guess what else bloody happened?

Bloody French girl messaged me with a

massive wall of text.

I wish I screenshotted this as well.

I wasn't going to say anything about it

initially, but now I've been thinking

about it, it really pissed me off.

You're going to think I'm making this up

because it just sounds like a complete

troll,

so

take it as you, as you will.

I don't know what the phrase is.

So after I uploaded the She replied to me.

Cute Korean girl replied to me video.

Guess who messaged me after about a month

of not messaging me?

Yeah, the bloody French girl.

I wasn't going to say anything bad about

the French girl because remember what

happened last time with the Turkish girl

after I badmouthed her?

I got— I lost about 1,000 subs.

Well, we didn't have cereal, so I guess no

one cares.

She messaged me this really long text

saying, oh, it's so embarrassing.

She said, I'm trying to remember it.

She said, after meeting you, I was

wondering why I didn't feel romantically

or physically attracted to you.

And then I suddenly realized it's because

I'm gay.

And meeting you made me realize it.

And then she asked me for the Korean

girl's contact details because she said

she's cute and she's also obviously gay.

Can you believe that?

I just ignored her messages and blocked

her.

Get lost, saying that I made you gay,

as if I'd give you the Korean girl's

contact details.

Oh, thank you, Andy.

When would I quit girls?

Well, I am getting really fed up with

women, to be honest.

I am on the I think I feel like I'm on a

breaking point, getting near to a breaking

point where I'm just getting so fed up

with these stupid waste of time dates that

lead to nowhere.

Hanging out with guys has always been a

thousand times more fun.

I'd rather hang out with George than some

really pretty boring girl any day.

We rode electric scooters around the city,

talked about all kinds of interesting

stuff.

Every time I try and talk to a girl about

the electric scooter, they're just like,

oh, it's scary, I don't want to mess up my

makeup.

Oh, thank you, Charles.

Sorry, but it's been a long time since I

streamed and I just need to let off some

steam.

I've been rejected so many times since I

came to Korea.

I'm just so pissed off.

Oh, thank you, Cheap Charlie.

Mask and hand sanitizer.

Yeah, I got some masks, but I never used

them because I kept hearing that they're a

waste of time and they don't actually

help.

Yeah, so apparently I turned the French

girl gay.

I knew she was bisexual already because

when I was in Japan She used to send me

messages flirting with me, sending me

topless videos— I mean, topless photos.

And she would say stuff like— she would

just randomly tell me stuff like, oh, I

slept with a girl last night.

Okay,

good to know.

So it didn't really come as a surprise to

me that she was more into women.

I don't know why she told me that.

I mean, why bother?

Why do you think I care?

If you're not interested in me, then you

don't have to tell me about it.

Just ghost me like everyone else does.

I feel like I'm Ross Geller now.

Divorced and turned women— turns women gay

as well.

At least Ross had a kid and got a cute

woman in the end.

I felt like she was trolling me.

Oh, by the way, didn't feel romantically

or physically attracted to you at all, and

after meeting you, I think I'm gay.

Oh great, thanks,

thanks a lot.

Really boosted my confidence.

Oh, thank you, Andy.

I won't be needing lube

for a while, going back to England, the

home of no cereal.

I can't even get a call girl when I'm in

England because my mum's there.

If I could get one during the day, then it

could be a possibility, but I think my mum

would be pissed off if she found out I was

ordering call girls back to her home.

I can't order one in the evening because

my mum would be there.

So back to a life of celibacy, involuntary

celibacy.

Life in England awaits me.

Well, I am kind of looking forward to

going home.

I've got a lot of ideas that I want to do.

I have to wrap up my career series in

England.

Don't have time.

I guess I could quickly whip out one last

video after this stream, but I don't

really feel like it.

There's stuff I want to buy in England,

like I want to buy a blowtorch.

That'll be fun for cooking.

I could tie up a piece of steak to a tree

using a piece of string and then blowtorch

cook it.

We could do some weird cooking stuff.

Oh, thank you, T-pop fever.

How's the K-girls?

Nope, all a failure.

No success.

I went on about 6 dates, I think.

I got a second date with one of them.

All the others ghosted me.

One of them unmatched me.

I've never been unmatched after a date.

It's the first time ever

where I went on a date and I thought it

went pretty well, got back home, and then

she unmatched me.

If it was a terrible date, I could

understand, but I thought it went pretty

well.

That hurts.

That hurt my feelings.

If she found my channel, then I guess it's

understandable.

But if she unmatched me without finding my

channel, if she unmatched me because of

something else, then

I'm a bit upset.

Oh well, I thought she was nice.

She wasn't even pretty, that's the thing.

She was kind of ugly.

She had an upturned nose like a pig.

Oh, thank you, H.

That's the problem with Japanese girls.

Yeah, they're all nice and friendly and

then they unmatch you when they get home.

Now compared to my wife, she was like a 2

out of 10.

Not even good looking.

Can I make a video about the French

girlfriend?

Oh, the French girlfriend.

I've already made about 2.

If you watch the drawing my ex-girlfriends

video, I explain all of the exes quite

briefly in that one.

I thought she was kind of cute in that,

you know, ugly Japanese kind of look, but

she wasn't pretty.

And then she unmatched me.

Can you believe it?

I kind of knew she wasn't interested in me

as soon as she said, do you have a

girlfriend?

Oh, why don't you get a girlfriend?

I said, well, that's why I'm on Tinder,

you idiot.

She said, do you have a girlfriend?

I said, no.

She said, go and make one, go and find

one.

Well, that's what I'm trying to do.

That's why I'm on Tinder.

What a stupid thing to say.

I asked her if she had a boyfriend, and

then she said kind of, and then she

quickly changed the subject,

so I could tell she didn't really want to

talk about it.

I think I'm way better looking than she

is.

Oh, thank you, Celepsy.

How would I rate myself?

I'd say I'd give myself a 4.6 because I've

got bad skin, my nose is kind of fat,

um, my hair looks stupid all the time.

Yeah, I give myself a 4.6.

I think that's fair.

I give her 2.8.

I can't even grow a beard to hide my

ugliness.

At least most white guys, they grow a

beard and then you can't even

see.

If you get laugh lines, then most men can

cover it with a beard, but I can't.

When I get laugh lines, it's all going to

be visible.

That's why I try not to laugh.

I think my main problem is my skin.

If I could fix one thing, it'd be my skin.

It's just so bad, so freckly, covered in

scars.

The scars last for ages.

I've still got this scar on my jaw,

under my jaw, from a pimple I had last

year in about July.

You can see the pimple in the— I think

it's the Why I Hate 48% of My Subscribers

video.

There's a big pimple under my jaw.

I've still got the scar from that.

Chi-Chi doesn't care about you anymore and

moved on?

No, we've been talking a lot actually.

A few nights ago we were talking until

about 3 AM.

Yesterday we were talking until about 1

AM.

I don't really want to tell you what we

talked about because she doesn't want me

to talk about her anymore.

We were just talking about our feelings

and what went wrong and,

you know, why we broke up, stuff like

that.

Oh, thank you, Cantul.

You're very beautiful for a hapa.

Well, thank you.

There's not really much I can do about the

freckles.

I mean, they're deep, deeply embedded in

my skin.

If you have freckles, then you're kind of

stuck with them.

I hate freckles.

It's like someone sprayed shit all over

your face.

Sorry if you have freckles, didn't mean to

insult you.

Oh, I just wish I had clear skin at least.

It still wouldn't really fix my problems.

At least it'll give me confidence.

The main thing that hinders my confidence

is when I get pimples.

What's the point of freckles anyway?

Something to do with UV light and tanning

of the skin.

Most light-skinned people have freckles

because

I think the freckles protect areas of the

face from harsh UV light.

Something like that.

Usually very fair-skinned people have it.

So why do I have it?

I'm not fair-skinned.

Most Asian people don't have freckles.

It's more of a European trait.

Some people say freckles are cute.

I don't understand that.

I've probably got all of the worst

European traits.

What other European traits do I have?

I guess my dick is kind of European-sized.

My hair's wavy.

I got my skinniness from my dad.

The only traits I inherited from my dad

were the bad ones, like being skinny.

Why is Nobita's channel bigger than yours?

If you're just going to Super Chat stupid

comments, I'm just gonna ignore you.

I had this nightmare last night.

Sora the Troll— I woke up and saw the

troll had 4 million subscribers.

I don't know why I get these nightmares of

you YouTubers blowing up.

It just feels bad.

I remember when I found out Zach Choi blew

up, I felt devastated.

I saw where the troll blew up again,

didn't he?

Got 700,000 views.

Japanese person knows what happens if I

talk Japanese on VRChat.

Now he has 200k subs.

And bloody Nobita blew up again.

He got 4 million views or something from

Japanese girls dating Western guys or

whatever.

Everyone gets virals all the time apart

from me.

So annoying.

I try my hardest to make videos as well.

I don't know.

I

feel like I'm—

I feel like I don't have any chance.

I feel like it's just useless trying

anymore.

Oh well, maybe I'm blacklisted.

I mean, there must be some combination of

words that I could put into a title that

would make it blow up?

There has to be.

Are you telling me there's not a single

combination of English words that I could

put into a title that won't go viral?

I don't believe it.

I'll keep trying, but I'm losing hope.

What if I do, my wife died, my ex-wife

died?

That could work.

I can't use the word coronavirus.

Oh shit, I said it.

Now I'm gonna get demonetized.

I heard people get demonetized for saying

the you-know-what word.

That's why I've been calling it

you-know-what.

Oh, thank you, Andy.

No, I don't fall in love with men,

although I might make a video called Why I

Prefer Men Over Women and then thumbnail,

Am I Gay?

What if I stream on Twitch?

Well, then no one will watch me and I

won't get any money

like last time.

Remember when I tried streaming on Twitch?

I had 20

viewers.

You need to engage with your audience.

I am engaging.

I'm reading your comments, aren't I?

Jesus, I'm not going to read every single

comment.

If there's an interesting question, I'll

answer it.

How long am I staying in Korea for?

A few more days and then I'm leaving.

I won't tell you the exact day when I'm

leaving because then some weirdo will show

up at the airport.

I hate when people keep asking me when am

I leaving.

I'm not going to tell you when I'm

leaving.

Yeah, I'm leaving on Friday at 2 PM,

Heathrow Terminal 2.

Please don't come.

You know what?

I was actually thinking about canceling my

flight ticket home because I got so

excited about this Japanese girl.

She actually asked me to go for lunch.

Not— I didn't ask her to go.

She asked me if I wanted to go for lunch

and meet up, and I was so happy.

And then this other girl asked me if I

wanted to go on a date.

I thought maybe I should cancel my ticket.

So I went on this date with the Japanese

girl, and it was fun.

And then she unmatched me.

And then the second girl, she was a

15-year-old.

Pretty sure it was some weirdo trying to

catfish me from Reddit or something.

First she said she was 18 and she was into

older guys, and then I kept asking her,

how old are you really?

And then she finally said 15, and then I

said, okay, no thanks.

She kept asking to meet up.

Yeah, I've seen that channel Anxiety Wars,

that guy with the massive chin.

Where he tricks predators into meeting up

with him.

So I'm not falling for that.

I don't like that guy, that Zach guy.

He's irritating.

He has this really smug, irritating face,

and the way he speaks, like, hey, you

know, you wanted to meet up even though I

told you I was 15.

Why did you want to meet him?

And then he follows them for hours and

hours with his stupid camera glasses.

Get a life, idiot.

Don't want to sound like I'm defending the

predators, but he really pisses me off.

Imagine how sad— all you do is try and

catch predators on the internet, and then

you follow them around with stupid

sunglass cameras.

Stupid massive chin guy pisses me off.

Him, that Zach guy, Chris Hansen, Repzion,

they all piss me off.

They're more irritating than the

predators.

Onision's irritating, but bloody Repzion's

more irritating.

Oh, thank you, Andy,

very kind of you.

Why are the people who catch the predators

more irritating than the actual predators?

I don't get it.

I know they're trying to do a good thing,

but they just come across as really smug

and like they think they're so good.

As I wish.

Oh, I found this other channel.

I think it was called Oklahoma Child

Protection something, and that channel's

funny.

It's two or three American guys, and they

live in like South America, so they have

these thick southern accents, and they do

the same things Anxiety Wars, but they

just start screaming at the guy,

and they keep saying the same stuff like,

"You know what?

If it was my daughter, I can't do an

accent." They say stuff like, if it was my

daughter, this camera wouldn't be here,

you know what I'm saying?

Insinuating that they're going to beat him

up.

And then the guy's just like yelling at

the predator,

do you know what you're doing is wrong?

What the hell is wrong with you?

It's like a drill sergeant, army drill

sergeant.

He's more irritating than the actual

predator.

He's just screaming at him.

Calm down.

Jesus,

predator.

I'm not a predator.

How dare you.

It's kind of entertaining watching the

predator get busted and then see how

awkward it is,

but then I can't help but feel sorry for

them because they're just being harassed

by the, um, the hunting person.

I don't know, I feel conflicted because

yeah, I know I'm supposed to hate them

because they're preying on children, but

then at the same time I can't help but

feel sorry for them because they seem so

pathetic.

Why can't at least one of them have some

balls and then, I don't know, defend

himself against the hunter.

I don't feel sorry because they got

caught.

I mean, they just look kind of pathetic.

There's one guy who just kept walking and

walking and walking for hours whilst the

Anxiety Wars guy just followed him around.

I just don't like it when people get

bullied, even if the person is not a good

person.

I don't know, it just brings back

memories.

Please do my problem with Repzion.

No, I don't want to get involved.

He'll start making 100 videos on me, won't

he?

Hate it when people do that.

The hiding in my room files, 2 hours long.

After Elvis the Alien made videos on me, I

don't really want any more YouTubers

making videos on me.

They're so patronizing and condescending.

I thought any attention is good attention.

I don't know.

I mean, what did I gain from Elvis the

Alien making videos on me?

How many people are here because they

found me from Elvis?

Barely anyone.

Maybe a couple thousand subscribed to me,

but I'd be surprised if more than 20 still

even watch.

I probably lost more fans and viewers

because of what Elvis said about me than I

gained new fans or followers because of

his exposure.

I don't know, it's hard to tell.

I lost a lot of subs after the My

Confession video, then I gained way more

than I lost because of the exposure.

But I'm not sure.

Those, those viewers I lost might have

been longer-term viewers, and the ones I

gained might have just been short-term

viewers.

Oh, maybe there's more people here who

found me from Elvis than I thought.

Sorry about that.

Some people don't believe anything I say

now because of the Elvis video.

They say, well, you admitted that you fake

stuff.

Didn't admit anything.

I said I exaggerate a little bit, and

you know, there were complications.

Um, you know when I was pretending to be

separated with my wife?

That was probably the, the best few weeks

me and my wife had because I wasn't

talking about her because I couldn't,

because I had to pretend we were broken

up.

No one was talking about her because they

thought she was gone.

And we had such a peaceful, nice few weeks

together without any YouTube drama.

And then as soon as I, as soon as I made

the confession video, it all started

again, all the fighting.

I don't think you guys understand how much

YouTube ruined the marriage.

It wasn't just my cheating.

I mean, the cheating alone was bad enough,

but to make it even worse, all the drama,

the Discord stuff, and the stuff I say on

streams about her just made it all a lot

worse.

So maybe after hearing that, you can

understand why it wasn't so crazy to tell

everyone that we're back together again.

Back then.

It was nice.

It was like before she found my channel.

I just wish she understood a bit more

about why I say the things I say on

Discord

and why I say weird things sometimes.

You know, I don't even mean most of what I

say.

Usually it's like you have a weird fantasy

and you, you don't actually want to act it

out in real life, but just typing it out

or saying it

is better than just keeping it inside of

you.

It's like video games.

You run around shooting people and you

have fun.

I don't actually want to shoot people in

real life.

Is there another country you consider

going to instead of

England.

I'm going to England first and then maybe

Spain.

I want to go to the dentist and the

opticians,

and I want to get a Galaxy Fold and an

electric scooter so I can ride it around

my garden.

I could ride it to the petrol station.

Police wouldn't even find out.

I think electric scooters are illegal to

ride on the roads and pavements in

England, but I live in the countryside.

There's hardly any police anywhere anyway.

I never see the police drive around.

And then even if I see a police car, I can

just quickly, you know, start pushing it

with my foot so it looks like a push

scooter.

How would they know that I'm actually

using the electric function?

What would they even do anyway?

Oh, stop me for riding on an electric

scooter?

I could ride it to the petrol station and

buy bacon,

but I'd be worried someone would steal it.

The Galaxy Fold was so nice.

I was playing with it for ages in the shop

whilst George was just chatting to the

staff.

George just chats to everyone.

It's weird.

You go into a shop and then he'll strike

up a conversation for about 5 minutes with

the guy behind the cash register.

We just went down to 7-Eleven to buy a

sandwich and a drink and he started having

a conversation with the guy behind the

counter.

I would never do that.

It's just weird.

He's so opposite to me.

That's why I enjoy hanging out with him.

It's just, it's more interesting.

I need new glasses because I can't really

see very far.

Even with the glasses on, everyone's face

looks blurry.

I think I am social as well.

I enjoy social interaction.

It's just that I'm scared of doing it.

I started talking to the guy at the Sam's.

Shop as well.

And yeah, it was actually kind of fun.

It was nice.

So today I have to pack, and I got a lot

of food.

Ugh, what's that?

Oh, it's leftover fried chicken.

I didn't even eat my bag of cheese.

I don't know what to do with it.

I got some Spam.

Good old classic Spam.

There's something weird about this fridge.

It freezes everything.

I think this is frozen as well.

Oh,

I think this is frozen.

Oh no, it's not frozen.

That's strange.

I put my pickled garlic in here and the

whole thing was frozen.

So I've got a bag of kimchi— I mean, a bag

of spaghetti tomato sauce.

And I've got a tiny bag of kimchi,

and I've got some big fat sausages,

and I've got some meatballs

for spaghetti.

So I don't have to go outside today to get

food, should be fine.

And I've got some bread.

Didn't even eat most of it.

I've got some rice as well.

Pickled garlic.

Pickled garlic's quite nice actually.

You would think it's really disgusting

because it's raw, but the pickled— the

pickle brine takes away the rawness.

It's really nice when you're eating fried

chicken.

I can't wait to make food videos on my

second channel when I get back home.

I've got so many ideas.

I can do

First I'll do proper English bacon,

English fry-up, and then I can do

fish and chips, Cornish pasty, pork pies.

What else could I do?

Takeaways.

I have lots of food ideas for the second—

the second channel is doing really well.

Holy shit, I can't believe it.

I feel so stupid for not doing it earlier.

Why, why didn't I make a food channel

earlier when I was in Japan?

I had so much time.

I could have done so many different types

of Japanese food,

but all I do is I get some food and then I

eat it and I talk about stuff like I'm

doing now.

But because I'm not clickbaiting, because

You know, the titles are just eating KFC

or eating Korean chicken.

It gets really good CPM.

So for about 4,000 views, the videos make

like $20 each.

That's crazy.

And if I make a video every day, that's 30

times 20.

What's 30 times 20?

6, 6— that'll be like 600 a month just

from eating food on my second channel.

Such a wasted opportunity.

Well, I didn't think so many people would

watch videos of me just eating.

So I'm quite excited about it.

It's easy to do.

I feel more excited about the second

channel than the main channel.

Also, there's, there's less annoying

people over there.

Most of the toxic people, they don't

bother with it.

What happened with the girl from Dubai?

Well, she asked me if I wanted to meet up

the next day, but I ghosted her.

Pissed me off.

We agreed to meeting up one day, and then

she cancelled on me, and then said, how

about tomorrow?

No, you don't cancel on me.

Get lost.

The second channel is Cooking with Daniel,

but I might rename it to Eating with

Daniel because I don't really cook much.

It's mostly eating,

eating and rambling.

Are you planning on doing YouTube your

whole life?

Well, as long as it keeps paying me, then

why not?

Why would I stop doing it?

That's like saying no thanks to free

money.

Even if I was making $5 every month on

YouTube, why would I stop doing it?

It's an extra $5.

It's better than zero.

It's choosing between having money and not

having money.

I would like the money, please.

I'm so disappointed that the video with me

and George got low views.

I thought it was one of the funniest

videos I made,

and then most people who even watched it

didn't even see the best bit, which was

around 7 minutes when George imitates me.

You know how I always whisper It was so

funny when he copied me.

He said something like,

we're inside a shopping mall, everybody,

be quiet.

He whispers louder than I speak.

That bit cracked me up so much.

People kept saying, why don't you go

outside and film outside?

You never go outside, you always film

inside your Airbnb.

And then I go outside and make a video

outside doing stuff, and then no one even

watches it.

Worst viewed video in months.

So thank you very much

for that great piece of advice.

Sit in my room and then I just rant about

stuff and it gets way more views.

We were busy when you uploaded it.

Well, I don't know,

people still not interested in it.

We did fun things, went on electric

scooters, and we went to a meetup, and

George took me to his Airbnb.

But you regret not sightseeing more?

Not really.

I've been to Korea 5 times now.

I've already seen all the sightseeing

places.

I went, I went to all of them with my ex.

I didn't really come here to sightsee.

I came here to meet people and go on dates

and complain about Korea.

Oh, thank you, Desiree.

I came here from Elvis.

I unsubbed to him.

Really?

How's Malaysia?

Malaysia sucks.

Some places you can't even get pork and

beer, and then I have idiots in the

comments saying you can get beer and pork

in Malaysia.

You don't know what you're talking about.

I didn't say you can't get beer or pork

anywhere in Malaysia.

I said some places you can't get it.

And all of the hotels we stayed in were

Muslim hotels, and they didn't even give

us bacon or pork or sausages for

breakfast, and you couldn't get beer.

And it's really hot and everywhere looks

dirty.

And it wasn't my fault because I didn't

choose any of the places we went to.

My dad and my sister planned the whole

trip.

Really wish you'd come to Florida.

Oh, thank you.

I don't imagine— I can't imagine going to

America.

It just seems,

I don't know, it's too out of my comfort

zone.

You didn't show a video of you riding the

scooter because I can't film it and

operate it at the same time.

I just get irritated when people insult me

over things I didn't even say,

calling me stupid for saying that Malaysia

has no pork and beer when I didn't even

say that in the first place.

I said some places don't have pork and

beer.

I didn't say nowhere sells it.

It's like people don't listen to what I'm

saying.

Properly, and then they have a go at me.

People keep saying, oh my God, I can't

believe Daniel said Jahira was ugly.

I never said she was ugly.

Never said she was unattractive.

What are you talking about?

They're confusing

Jahira and my ex-girlfriend, who I did

call ugly.

I have a video called My Girlfriend— I

Don't Feel Attracted to My Girlfriend's

Face.

That girlfriend is not Chihiro, it's a

completely different woman.

How many times do I have to spell things

out clearly so people stop insulting me

over things I didn't even say?

It's so irritating.

Oh, thank you, Diego, for becoming a

fanyul.

It's like I have to constantly explain

everything over and over and over again.

Because it doesn't get into people's

heads.

People say, why do you keep repeating

yourself?

Because if I don't repeat myself, people

don't get it.

I have to drill it into people's minds,

or else they just keep insulting me over

things that aren't even true.

And I don't like being insulted.

I mean, if I'm getting insulted for things

I actually did, then that's fine.

I'll own up to it.

You can insult me over cheating stuff

because yeah, I cheated.

I can't really— I don't really have an

excuse for that.

Oh, thank you, Lil Luke.

Hey, you too.

I don't mind being criticized and insulted

for things I actually did,

but if I didn't do it, I don't like being

insulted for it.

Why don't I have any outside hobbies?

I don't know.

I guess electric scooters would be a nice

hobby, but

it's complicated.

I think you need a driving license to ride

it.

I might have done something illegal in

Korea and filmed it.

Well, I didn't technically— I didn't film

myself riding it, so I'm safe.

And in England they're banned, so I

couldn't ride them outside.

I might get an electric bicycle

because then they can't really tell if I'm

pedaling or not.

Why can't you show your face?

You can see my face there.

Are you ever going to get a job?

No, why would I get a job when I can do

YouTube?

I don't think the channel will ever die

completely to a point where I really need

to get a job.

Maybe most of the viewers will stop

watching and I'll just get a couple

thousand views.

But you look at my second channel, that