Meeting gary and ice poseidon with my wife

Are you excited? Okay, we're gonna go into the restaurant that they're sitting in, and then we'll sit next to them, and we'll pretend we don't know who they are. We're looking for a very tall, loud. American man. Where is he?

Ice Poseidon. Hello.

Hello.

I was beside him. Yeah, I know you were.

Hi, how are you?

Hi, good.

Does he know me too?

Yeah. That's me.

You speak English?

Yeah, I do. Um, I came—

Daniel.

Daniel, nice to see you.

I came to see you.

Where are you from?

England.

Nice. Is she from here?

Yeah, she's Japanese.

Wait, do you live here?

Yeah, we're married.

Married? Is that how you have the visa to live here?

Yeah. Nice. That's why we got married.

How'd y'all meet?

Tinder.

Nice.

That's some good shit.

Hell yeah.

You speak good English as well?

A little bit.

A little bit, all right. So you speak Japanese then?

A little bit.

What do you mean? How are you guys married?

We don't talk much.

Bro, Gary.

Yes? I don't know about this, guys.

He doesn't speak Japanese. She doesn't speak Japanese.

I do. I don't speak perfect Japanese. I speak it good enough.

Good enough?

Yeah.

But still, that's so interesting. You're married, but you don't speak fluently.

Yeah.

Wait, say it one more time.

Usually I talk to Japanese.

Wait, you speak Japanese?

She is Japanese.

And you do a little bit?

Yeah.

And you don't speak English?

She speaks English.

Oh, so what's the problem?

A little bit English.

Oh, okay. Yeah, but enough to communicate.

Yeah.

Still, that's like crazy to me.

So what's up, guys?

Um, can I take a picture?

Yeah, of course. You guys live around here?

Yeah, about 20 minutes away.

Oh, why, uh, did you choose Osaka?

Uh, that's where she lives.

Oh, nice.

I watch your streams.

Thank you.

Wait, where's my camera?

How old are you?

I'm 30.

No, you're not.

Yeah.

Wait.

Thanks.

You are not.

Gary, they might be in your chat.

Guess how old he is.

Guess how old? Let me see. You are 21.

No.

Wait, wait, let me see.

You smile.

Okay, 27.

No.

34.

Younger.

Younger. You are 17. No, I have no idea.

30.

30? Yeah, you look good. He looks good, dude. You know, I would say you look like— you look like you got out of college a couple years ago, so maybe 23, 24. Yeah, I don't— I'm not gonna guess.

Yeah, 30.

27.

No.

31.

35. 40.

Gross.

43.

37. Order.

38?

Yeah. What?

What the fuck? 38?

Yeah.

Holy shit. Wow, you're good.

Thank you.

You both look really young for your age.

Thanks.

That's awesome.

Yeah.

Are they spamming Daniel in the chat?

Yes. Are you Daniel?

That's me.

What the fuck? I've been saying the whole time.

Wait, who's Daniel?

I've been saying the whole time, who's Daniel? Wait, how do they know? You've been saying it?

I have a YouTube channel.

Really?

Hiding in My Room.

Hiding in Your Room?

That's what it's called?

Yeah.

What do you do?

Um, vlogs and streams.

Is it like, uh, like on Twitch?

YouTube.

YouTube? Is it like, uh, like, um, IRL streams?

Sometimes.

Yeah, like gaming or something?

Um, IRL. I just sit in my room.

What do you mean?

I've been seeing Daniel for like the last 2 hours.

What, you vlog in your room?

Yeah, I sit in my room and I rant about stuff.

Wait, how did they know that you were coming?

I was doing a stream.

91,000 subscribers. Nice. Wait, were you live at your house or outside?

I was streaming at home and then I knew you were in Kyoto, so I was waiting for you to come back to Osaka and then I saw your stream that you were here, so came out.

How did you know where we were?

I watched your stream. Yes, I recognized the place.

I watched your stream, so when you are in LA, so you spend a lot of money.

Wait, you guys, I'm sorry, you live here, you said? Yeah. Oh, you do?

Yeah.

Okay.

Nearby.

Osaka? It's about half an hour away by train.

Okay.

So how does Tinder, how does Japanese Tinder work? Because everyone here is very conservative and very like to themselves. Do you just like, you meet up with them and it's like, is it conservative or is it like America where you just shut the door? Where it's like, fuck, like not fuck, but you know what I mean? It's like you go drink and you go hang out at the house.

Yeah.

Oh, it's open.

It's pretty Normal.

You just go on a date and then a love hotel, maybe.

People meeting each other on Tinder and the internet.

Going to a fucking love hotel after?

No, but just like meeting people on the internet is pretty common, I think.

Yeah.

And Tinder and stuff.

But like hooking up with Tinder. I don't know if hooking up was like part of the thing here.

Yeah, I used to do it. That's how I met her.

Okay, and then you guys just got married from that?

Yeah.

Holy shit. Did you guys go to a love hotel when you met?

No, no, no.

We went to karaoke.

Okay.

I asked her, but she said no.

Dude, that's fucking awesome.

So love hotels is like where you bring like a brat girl for like you fuck and then you leave?

Yeah, basically.

That's so crazy, dude. That's so funny.

Daniel, take them out for a fun night. Epic Wave said. You know Epic Wave?

No, I don't. He's in my chat sometimes.

Oh, okay, okay. Do you, uh, wait, you do a lot of like streaming outside? I miss that.

Or, um, not usually, just at home.

Okay.

Yeah.

And then you just rant about stuff?

Yeah.

Like what?

Are you on the stream a lot too?

Sometimes.

Yeah, sometimes.

Yeah.

How long are you in Osaka for?

I think we might go to Tokyo tomorrow.

Okay.

I'm not really sure. We'll see though.

Yeah.

We just got back from Kyoto and then we went to— we were in Tokyo and then we came to Osaka and then Kyoto and then back to Osaka.

We did your ride good.

Yeah, we were taking the JR.

There?

Yeah, yeah.

He's been taking the train.

Yeah, I told him to take the bullet train. He said no.

No, we take the bullet train, you liar.

To Kyoto, I think we're—

oh no, not to Kyoto.

How much is the bullet train from here to Kyoto?

Uh, I don't know, like $100.

$100?

Yeah, yeah, it's a waste.

It's not that much.

It's not that—

see? All right, buddies.

Weren't you going to that festival in Kyoto?

It already happened.

Oh.

It was yesterday.

I thought you're gonna stream it.

We streamed yesterday. I mean, there was like there was like some stuff going on, but I think a lot of the festival stuff was on my channel, so maybe you missed this.

Oh, okay.

I see.

It was good though.

That's some good shit.

Hell yeah.

What are you guys doing tonight? Just hanging out.

Yeah, we just came to see you.

Yeah.

Dude, it rains all the time here, huh?

Yeah.

No, it's just this week.

Only this week.

Shit, we got so lucky.

We got fucked.

It's okay right now though. We went to this one place in Kyoto where they just— we ate like all this tofu. It was so good.

Oh, I was watching that.

You saw that?

Yeah.

Oh, awesome.

Yeah, yeah, you went there last time a few months ago, didn't you? Yeah, I was watching that as well, but I was in England.

Shit.

Yeah, no, that was dope.

Oh yeah, the guard will run away. From you. I watched your livestream two minutes ago, so you captured two girls. So before here, coming here.

Oh yeah, two girls and they ran away. Yeah, I know.

Crazy.

Two girls ran away. What do you mean?

Remember the two girls and the boyfriend?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think they liked us, or what do you think that was?

Maybe definitely.

They were just being very nice, right?

Yeah.

Maybe.

They were flirting a little.

Do you think they wanted to get with us? Like hook up?

Probably not.

Probably not.

Probably not. They were just nice.

They were just nice, right?

Yeah, probably.

Do you think that was her— their boyfriends for real?

Um, I'm not sure. I didn't see that bit.

Oh, okay.

What are you doing after now?

I don't know.

We just came here to get a beer, to be honest. That's all we're doing.

Yeah, yeah, we're not really doing much at the moment.

It's been raining Kind of annoying, but yeah, just hanging out. We went to karaoke. I don't know if you saw that.

Oh, I saw a bit of it.

A little ridiculous.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do you guys want to like come in?

Do I get a beer?

Um, yeah. It's kind of full, isn't it?

Upstairs.

Upstairs has more tables.

All right.

Almost done.

Want to go upstairs?

Okay.

Yeah.

What's uh?

What's take maybe?

Bring this.

Can we go upstairs?

No.

Okay. Oh, okay. Eight o'clock upstairs.

Hmm.

Well, why don't we just finish this and then we can.

I don't know. What do you think?

Yeah, we can go like. I don't really know.

Yeah, let's just we gotta let's just finish this real quick.

All right, I'm done.

All right.

I borrowed this another chair there.

Grab a chair from there? Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Or should we go somewhere different because it's kind of quiet?

Go somewhere else.

Yeah. Let me pay them and we'll go. Okay.

Okay. Okay. All right. Okay.

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So, 감사합니다.

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And my true opinions and everybody will come out, don't worry. Yeah, I think I might have made fun of him.

I don't know.

That's, that's my last story.

Yeah, that's all he does.

Let's go out.

Thank you, thank you.

Wallet, phone.

Yeah.

All right, new spot, let's go. Do you know any— do you know any good spots we get a biro?

Uh, I know the Family Mart there.

7-Eleven.

7-Eleven?

No, no, let's go to the Yeah, I like said I was nothing but Sega Takai.

Sega Takai.

One of them on stream or something. Like imagine hearing what I say on stream. It's just fucking jokes. You know what I mean? I don't know. I speak fun of everybody. It's fucking hilarious. People are all fucking insane.

What are you talking about? Fuck. I'm ridiculous.

Everyone makes fun of me, so I'm gonna make fun of them. What the fuck?

Almost should I order?

Yeah, exactly. Hey.

Oh, where the fuck are our umbrellas?

You bailed on them.

I don't know where they are.

You really don't know? Oh, there they are.

Here, I, I hid them. So if we need them, if we need them, we go back and get them.

All right, fuck it. We don't need them. We're good.

I put them inside the umbrella stand.

Not yet?

No, they're still there.

I think those will take some time.

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