MY CRUSH NOTICED ME!

Um, so there's this one guy, he's called

Daniel, and— I am Daniel.

She noticed my existence. Oh my goodness.

So there's this, um, let me try and

explain what's happening. So there's this

YouTuber called Edwin and Mina, and about

a year ago I made a video critiquing her

makeup. And it was such a long time ago

and I completely forgot about it, and I

woke up this morning and just randomly

someone sent me a message saying Edwin and

Mina made a response video to your video

that you made last year. So sometime

around last year, I was watching a

YouTuber called Edwin and this other one

called Cyr, and there was also this girl

called Mina, this one here, and she was

Cyr's ex-girlfriend, and then she became

Edwin's current girlfriend, something like

that. There was a lot of drama, and I

thought it was very interesting, and I was

really attracted to Mina. I thought she

was a very nice-looking girl. And honestly

speaking, I had had a bit of a crush on

her for several months during last year in

2017, back when I was single. I was single

then, so you can't say stuff like, oh my

god, you had a wife, how can you have a

crush on another girl? So I had this big

crush on this girl called Mina, and I

decided to make a video about her

critiquing her makeup. And I just

found the photo— I found one of her videos

where she's in it, and She had a bit of a

strange makeup look going on, and I

decided to make a video criticizing that

makeup. And then fast forward about 1 year

later, they made a video about me

responding, responding to my video

criticizing her makeup. And I just feel so

happy that they actually noticed, noticed

me after all this time. It feels great

when the person you had a crush on notices

you and acknowledges your existence,

unlike that bitch Victoria who just

completely blocked me on everything and

didn't even send me a message trying to

talk to me. No, Mina is not like Victoria.

It's just a completely different level.

I've never really been that attracted to

white girls, but if I ever was attracted

to a white girl, I always thought that the

kind of white girl that I'd be attracted

to would be one that looks like Mina. I

guess in a way I've always seen Mina as a

white version of an Asian girl. I don't

know if that makes any sense. I guess it

doesn't really make any sense, but does it

really matter? I really hope that Edwin

doesn't mind me saying things like I had a

huge crush on Mina and that I find her

really attractive. I don't want to make

him hate me or say weird things. It's just

the truth. And I don't really have a crush

on her anymore. That was a long time ago,

and I'm happily married for now, so I'm

not really looking a romantic relationship

with her. I'm just— I just want to express

my gratitude. I just wanted to say that it

just made me feel really happy that you

and Mina noticed me and you found my video

interesting or funny and you weren't

offended by it, because I wasn't trying to

offend you by criticizing your makeup. I

just— I don't know, I just wanted your

attention and you gave it to me and I was

so happy! So I just wanted to show you

this video that they made for me about me

I don't know if they made it for me. I

guess they made it for their own fans.

It's 17 minutes long, so we won't be

watching the whole thing. We'll just watch

clips here and there. Anyway, so Daniel

hides in his room because that's his name.

I love it when she calls me by my name.

It makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside.

Hiding in my room. Is he hiding in here?

Yeah, do you see him? He's over there.

He made a video about Us? Mostly you.

Mostly Mina and I. This guy, because

basically he made a video about Mina's

makeup a year ago and— yeah. I think it's

interesting to, like, look back on it

because obviously— it's interesting to see

how you were before and see someone talk

about how you were before. And why did

nobody ever tell us that this guy made a

video about us a whole ass year ago?

Nobody ever said this to us. YouTube just

like, hey, by the way, like— I think the

reason why no one told you about it is

because 'Cause a year ago when I made that

video, I only had about 1,000 subscribers.

My channel was teeny tiny. It was

recommended on your For You page. I

remember I saw it, like, not when it came

out, but a little bit after, and I was too

afraid to watch it. I was like, no. Why

were you afraid to watch it? I'm such a

nice guy. Oh, this is me. This is where I

appear in the video. This is the video I

made. So this is what I used to look like

last year. Girls do certain things when

they put on makeup. Now, I know that most

of my audience are male, men, actually the

demographic. On analytics say that 80% of

my audience are men. It's like a bloody

sausage fest in there. But there are a few

girls. Yeah, it was like a bloody sausage

fest back in 2017, but now my analytics

are a bit better and I have about 67% male

and about the rest of

that are female. I can't do maths. But

there are a few girls, so— Okay,

this guy is funny because I don't—

I don't get what's so funny. It was a

sausage fest. It wasn't supposed to be a

joke or funny, but I'm glad it made you

laugh. Oh, oh, oh, that was you trying to

look normal back. Those lips, that was my

thing. That was my thing. I love— Plenty

of comments, and even there was a point

where I even addressed it. I was like,

the problem is— I'm doing my lipstick like

this to please myself, and I'm pleasing

myself. Used some kind of pencil to make

her eyebrows look darker, and I find this

really strange why girls use a pencil to

like color in their eyebrows or to draw on

eyebrows. I still think it's really

strange. I don't know. My wife does it as

well. She has a little pencil and she

draws in her eyebrow. I don't really have

that problem because I have big bushy

thick eyebrows. I wish I had less eyebrow.

I suppose if I didn't really have much of

an eyebrow, I guess I would also draw it

in. If a man didn't have much

of a beard, didn't have much facial hair,

and he wanted to have like a mustache and

he got a pencil and like drew one in,

wouldn't that be really strange? Yeah, I

think it would be really strange.

Sometimes I wish I had some facial hair,

but I'm not gonna get a pencil and start

drawing it in like a woman does. That's

actually probably the least weird thing

about it personally, and the example he

uses is kind of— Yeah, I guess I started

off with a— with the less weird part of

the makeup. Weak, like— He's like, guys

don't draw beards, but girls can draw

eyebrows? Like, calm down, Daniel. Here's

the thing, like, Mina's obviously doing

like a— He got you there. Look closely at

her lips. Okay, zoom it in again.

Kind of obvious that she's drawn the

lipstick on this part of her face above

the lips. Now I know why she's done this.

I know, I know everything. Actually are,

which I find kind of strange because her

lips look fine. They don't look too thin.

Yeah, she has great-looking lips. They're

not too thin and not too thick. I don't

understand why she felt the need to make

her lips look even thicker by overdrawing

the lipstick. Big, big lips. What's that

bloody noise? What's that bloody noise? I

feel like he would get irritated with

anything, like any little thing. Um, I

don't think I complain that much. It's

just certain noises and sounds irritate me

a little bit. Little thing, he'd be like,

what the fudge? And it looks really

strange because it just looks like she has

lipstick on her face. It kind of looks

like when a child gets hold of her Her

mum's lipstick or her makeup, and the

child starts putting lipstick on, and she

doesn't know how to do it properly, and

she ends up getting lipstick all over her

face, and it just looks really funny.

Damn, that's a whole ass roast. I feel

really bad listening to that again and

watching her reacting to me saying that.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sound so rude.

He wasn't even done, dude. I like that he

gave me a compliment and then roasted me.

Like, he politely roasted me. Yes, that

was a very— and other videos where she has

less makeup and she looks 100 times better

than she does in that picture. Okay.

She would. I still stay— I still stick by

that claim. I think she would look a lot

better if she just went for the— for a

natural look instead of this heavy makeup

look. What?

You should take me as I am. I don't know

why he doesn't love me. I still love you,

baby. You'd actually be quite happy to be

her boyfriend. What the fuck?

I completely forgot I said that. That

really came as a surprise to me when I

heard me say that again. Yeah, I wouldn't

mind if she would— if I was her boyfriend.

I wouldn't mind her being my boyfriend

either. What did he seriously say? I feel

like I'm in an abusive relationship with

him. Now you know what my wife feels like.

I can't believe this. I can't believe you

actually just said that. Dang, I'm gonna

slide in. Legitimately, we'd never seen

this before. Like, we saw like a minute of

it and we're like, okay, he's gonna just

make up, but I did not know he just

straight up proposed to be your boyfriend.

He's gonna come, he's gonna watch this,

he'll be like, her lipstick has changed,

it's my time. She changed her lipstick for

me, didn't she? Um, he's got new videos

and it's like since this video is up, he

now has a wife and this is one of his

newer videos. She said Why do you keep

saying horrible stuff about me on the

internet? And I said, that's just what I

do. Alright, let's skip that. It's my job.

I'm a YouTuber. But if she wore her makeup

like she did in that photo, then we would

have to have serious words on how she does

her makeup, and I would have to step in

and give her some makeup tips. Poor makeup

tips, he doesn't know what he's doing. I

do know what I'm doing. I'm actually an

expert in makeup, I'll have you know.

About lipstick is it means you can't kiss

the girl anymore, because if you kiss a

girl that's wearing lipstick, it means you

get the lipstick on your lips. It's true!

I don't like kissing girls when they have

lipstick on because it tastes funny, it

smells funny, and then there's a

possibility that you'd get the lipstick

onto your own lips, and it looks silly

when a guy's wearing lipstick. Because if

you kiss a girl that's wearing lipstick,

it means you get the lipstick on your

lips, and then you look like an idiot

wearing lipstick. Has he never kissed a

girl with lipstick, or what? No, I don't

kiss girls that wear lipstick because it's

gross. Tricking you is not showing you

what their skin really looks like. It's

kind of like when I use my soft skin

filter on my videos. So he's using a soft

skin filter. Oh, that's why his skin is so

soft in there. Yeah, I was wondering. I

was like, why does his skin look so like

dull? Like, dude, I need to know about

that. I was gonna say, like, it's an LG G5

beauty filter. It's very good. Who is he

to judge then? Exactly, what the hell? So

he's trying to be like, oh, they look bad.

Let's see your true self, Daniel, huh?

Okay, I'll be honest, my skin isn't that

smooth. It doesn't look as good as it

looks like in videos. It's actually very

freckly, and I have some acne scars, and

sometimes I get pimples, and I don't like

showing them on YouTube, so I use a soft

filter. Is there anything wrong with that?

I don't think so. Also, if they're wearing

foundation, it means that you can't lick

their face. They get upset. They say,

you're ruining my makeup, and also it

tastes weird. What? What are you doing

licking girls' faces? It does. It tastes

weird. There was this Korean girl I was

flirting around with, and we were taking a

midnight stroll around the neighborhood,

and I was trying to kiss her, but she kept

looking away so I couldn't kiss her. So I

ended up just licking her cheek, and she's

wearing foundation, and it tasted gross.

They're giving input like, so he has

licked people's faces with foundation. I

just can't imagine him licking someone's

face like the way he is. I don't imagine

being, can I lick your face? I have. I've

licked, licked many faces.