My Skype Girlfriend wants to have my babies!-_AH26EORXw

You know, there's something I really don't like about this cup. When you're holding it, you can't see the Star Wars logo. It's on the other side. All you can see is this Rogue One logo. So unless you're left-handed, which I'm not, you can't see the Star Wars logo. What's the point in having a Star Wars cup if

people can't tell that you're using a Star Wars cup? So I was talking to my girlfriend on Skype last night, and I was telling her about my secondary school friend, how his dad got divorced and then remarried this woman. Who actually works at my petrol station. And my girlfriend, she asked me, do they have kids? And I

said no, because they're like 60, 60 years old. So I don't think they could have kids even if they wanted to. And then I asked my girlfriend, I asked her, would you be interested in having more, more children, more kids? And she said yes. And then she said, if they were Daniel's kids, if they were my kids,

then she would be happy to have more. And I was really surprised. We haven't even met yet and she's already telling me she wants to have babies with me. Obviously, I was really happy about that. It made me feel really nice. But I don't know, I've never really thought about having children before. She actually asked me if,

if I'm interested in having children and I said, yeah, someday, but I haven't really thought about it seriously. I don't really feel like I'm an adult even though I'm 27 years old. I still feel like I'm a kid inside. I don't really feel like I've matured enough to become a parent. I mean, sure, it'd be nice to

have kids someday, eventually. Stupid phone interrupting my video. We just have to wait. Just hold on. We're gonna wait for the phone to finish ringing.

See, this is why I hate the telephone. People think they can just ring you and interrupt everything you're doing just because they're selfish enough

that they want to talk to you. It stops, it finally stops. See, this is why I absolutely hate the telephone. It's so freaking rude. They just ring you and it starts ringing and it interrupts everything you're doing. At least on stuff like Facebook or mobile phones or Skype, you have to accept the call. That's kind of the

same, isn't it? But then you can put your phone onto silent. You can't put the house phone on silent unless I unplug it.

So what was I talking about?

Yeah, I would like to have kids someday in the future. I've sorted out my mental things, my mental issues, when I've grown up a bit, when I've gotten a bit more mature.

And, you know, when it comes to money, I don't even have like a career or a proper job sorted out.

I don't know. And then I have to move to Japan. I can't bring her here because, you know, there's this new law where you have to be earning over £22,000 if you want to bring in a a wife from a different country and get her like a marriage visa. I don't know what the rules are for Japan.

I don't think it's so strict in Japan. I haven't really looked it up properly.

I was looking it up last time I nearly got married and I couldn't find any website or any information that said that you needed to be earning a certain amount of money for your spouse to be able to get a marriage visa in Japan. I could be wrong, correct me if I'm wrong, I don't know. So I

told her this, I said, yeah, I would like to have kids in the future sometime, but I haven't really been thinking about it. I don't really feel like I'm ready for it. And she said, okay. I couldn't really tell if she sounded disappointed or not. Maybe she does really want to have more kids soonish, I'm not sure.

I mean, she isn't that far off from 40. 4 years from now she's going to be 40 and I'm not really sure how the women's reproductive systems work. Isn't it when they reach 40 or after they become 40, it starts to get harder and harder to make children? Maybe she is in a rush to make more children.

I don't really feel like it's appropriate to ask her that. It sounds kind of rude. Are you in a rush to make more children? Because I'm still pretty young. I'm only— I'm 28 next month. Still, it's It's not young, but then it's not old at the same time.

Maybe I should start thinking about having kids as well. Nearly 30, you know.

What if I reach 30 and I don't have any kids, and then my, my manopause kicks in and I can't make kids anymore? Is it really such a big deal to pass on your genes, to pass on your DNA? Does it really matter? There's already 7 billion people on the earth already. Do we really need more? I

don't think so. So I said to her, maybe we should use protection because, you know, things could get a bit tricky if I accidentally impregnate her when I go to Japan in a few months' time. And yeah, she said, yeah, maybe that's better. That sounds like a good idea. I don't know if I actually have the capability

of impregnating a lady because with my ex-girlfriend, we never used a condom and And she never got pregnant. I don't know if that was because we had chlamydia, and I heard that when you have chlamydia, it kind of, it kind of stops you from being able to— it stops the process from working properly.

And the girlfriend before that, we always used a condom, and the one before that, she was on the pill, so I don't know, I've never really— that's a fly. So I'm not really sure if I'm actually capable of making babies. Maybe I have a really low sperm count. But I do really wonder what my kids would look

like. It would be 25% white and 75% Asian, wouldn't it? I don't know if it would look white at all because 25% white is very small. I'm only half— half percent? No, I'm 50% white and most people would say I don't really look white at all. But Asian people say that I look really white all the time,

which doesn't really make sense. I guess it depends on where you're from. If you're from a Western country, then you will think that I look really Asian. But if you're from an Asian country, you'll probably think I look really white. It's just like, it depends on who you are. I don't know if I'd make a bad parent

because I'm interested in things like psychology and like parenting things and behavior, that kind of stuff. I'd read up on parenting tips and how to raise a kid properly and stuff like that. I don't feel like my parents ever did that. I don't feel like they ever like bought a book on how to be a parent. I

just felt— I feel like they just winged it. Like they didn't really know what they were doing. And I feel like most parents are like that. The thing I'm worried about is would I start using my child as like a psychological experiment? For example, would I start doing strange tests like, what would happen to my kid mentally

if I spray him with water every time he does something naughty? Will he— would that be a good thing for him? Would it teach him discipline? What if I gave my kids chores to do and I paid them money so they could buy their own things instead of just spoiling them? Would that teach them work ethics? Would

it teach them that they have to work if they want— they have to work for the things that they want in life? I'm not sure. I think I'd start doing all these weird experiments on them. I think I can understand why men, most men prefer younger women now, because when women get older, they start to lose their

ability to reproduce and they start to age and their appearance starts to get worse. It's kind of unfair, isn't it? It's like the value of a man as he gets older increases because he gets older, he gets wiser, he gets more skill, more skillful at his job. So his earning potential increases as he gets older. But for

a woman, as she gets older, her value decreases because her ability to reproduce and her appearance starts to deteriorate, starts to get worse. I don't know, maybe that's just like a really old-fashioned way of thinking where the man's value is his ability to earn money and the woman's value is determined on her appearance and her ability to

make, to make babies.

But it's 2017 now. I don't really feel like it's like that anymore. Women don't need men to provide for them anymore. Women can get really good jobs just by themselves and provide for themselves. Oh, and on a completely unrelated note, this thing keeps happening at work where people come in, they ask me, do you have Apple Pay?

And for some reason I keep hearing that as apple pie, and I'm thinking to myself, Do we have apple pie? We don't sell apple pie. And I start— and I repeat to them, Apple Pay? No, no, I say back to them, apple pie? And they say, yeah, Apple Pay. And then I realized, oh, you're saying Apple Pay,

not apple pie. Why would someone come into a store and just ask the sales assistant, do you have apple pie? You would say, do you sell apple pies? You wouldn't say, do you have apple pie? Why would we have apple pie? Yeah, I have loads of apple pies just sitting here behind the register. Why don't you take

one? This has happened twice now. This woman came in a few months ago and she said, do you have apple pie? Do you have Apple Pay? And I said, apple pie? And she said, yeah, Apple Pay. And then I kept thinking about it and laughing to myself randomly. I must have looked really crazy on the cameras. Apple

pie.