How to make Authentic Chinese FRIED RICE

Hello! Today we're going to be making

authentic Chinese fried rice,

and these are the ingredients. We have

frozen peas, we have long grain

rice, Spitzel Langkorn.

I don't know what that means, but it

sounds funny. I guess this means rice.

Oh wait, it's Langkorn Long corn,

long grain. I bet it means long grain

rice. Oh, I'm a genius. So we also have

an egg, and then we have bacon.

Keiton shinken.

Oh look, it's that word again. Spitsen

quality. There's spitsen there, and then

this one also has spitsen. I wonder what

spitsen means. Hmm. Oh look,

it's there as well. I'm seeing it

everywhere. So the first step

is we have to cook the rice, but we don't

have a rice cooker, so we're gonna have to

do it the old-fashioned way using a good

old pot. I haven't used the pot to cook

rice since 2014, I think. I don't

know, I just randomly made up that number.

In Japan, we always had a rice cooker, so

it was always easy, but I guess Have to go

back to the good old pot. Now for long

grain rice, there's a ratio of 1 cup of

rice to 2 cups of water, and then we boil

it for about 20 minutes. No, we boil

the water and then turn down the heat so

it simmers for about 20 minutes. I think

that's how you do it.

Oh, we're spilling,

spilling rice everywhere.

Oh, okay, so that

is 1 cup of rice.

And get your pot.

Now I guess some of you might be wanting

to wash the rice, but if you've been

watching my videos since 2 years ago,

you'll know that I hate washing rice. I

don't feel like— I don't know, maybe I

should. Look what I just found in it.

Like a— it's not focusing. Look, like a

little thing that

was in the rice. Maybe I should wash it.

Well, as long as there's no insects in it,

I guess it should be fine. But I've

never died before from eating unwashed

rice, so I guess it's not that Dangerous.

Uh, maybe I will wash it actually.

So we're gonna wash the rice like this.

It's also very powdery, so maybe we should

get rid of the powder, the starchiness.

Okay, and then just drain it.

I wonder if you could drink that. Maybe

it's ricey, like a rice beverage.

Okay, that should be fine. And now we

need— oh, there's rice in my cup.

We need 2 cups of water.

So that's one,

and then two.

And I set it to maximum heat, and we're

gonna wait until it boils. I feel like

this water looks very cloudy.

Oh, it should be fine. Oh look, it's like

a heart shape. Oh no, it's kind

of changing into a peanut

shape now. Okay, so now

it's boiling. We're going to turn the heat

down to the lowest setting and then put

the lid on,

and we're going to let that simmer for

about 20 minutes. Set your timer to

20 minutes. We'll come back later.

Um, I think something's going wrong. I

don't know why it's bubbling.

That doesn't look good. Now we're going

to cook the ingredients. First, we have

sesame oil. Just put some of that to

add some flavor. And then we have bacon.

Fry some bacon. You don't want too much

because it's quite salty.

Add your egg into the middle.

And now we want to add some rice. Into the

egg and then mix it all around.

Add your green peas and just stir it

all around so it's evenly mixed. Pretty

simple.

And that is how I make my perfect fried

rice. I think it looks very good.

Okay, let's see what it tastes like.

Okay.

It's a bit bland, to be honest. Could use

with some, some salt or

maybe more bacon.

I guess it's okay.

Just a little bit bland.

Look, I found some soy sauce in the

cupboard. Maybe this will help.

I think that's enough. Okay, let's try it

again now with the soya sauce added.

Hmm,

I don't know, I think it's made it worse

now. It tastes kind of sweet.

I think I'll give it 4.1 out of

10. Not my best fried rice.

So I want to talk a bit about life in

Germany. What have I been doing since I

got to this new Airbnb? Well, I haven't

even left the Airbnb once. Okay, that's

not true. I left it one time to go to the

supermarket, but apart from the

supermarket, I didn't go anywhere.

And that's mainly because— well, that's

secret. I can't tell you. Sorry about

that. It's mainly because Um,

the Airbnb is so nice, I don't really want

to leave it. It's just perfect.

I've got a huge TV, huge sofa, lots of

and it's so quiet. I feel like there's no

one here. I feel like this neighborhood is

deserted. I just don't see any people. I

can't hear any people. In the last Airbnb,

it was annoying because I kept hearing

footsteps going up and down the steps, up

and down the stairs, and then I kept

hearing someone stomping upstairs. Here

there's no upstairs because it's a house,

so no one's above me, no one's below me.

There's houses either side, but I don't

hear any noise coming from them.

Either they're really quiet or the

soundproofing is really good here.

It's so peaceful and quiet. I love it.

It's great. I feel like I'm all alone,

isolated. Maybe you think that's

lonely, but I think it's nice.

Well, I'm gonna finish my rice and then do

some other stuff, I guess YouTube stuff,

and then play Mortal Kombat.

Life in Germany.