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Mm-hmm.

Fucking

jaw.

Oh yeah.

Synthetics.

Okay.

Yeah, what we doing today? Do not

do really.

It's so hard.

Hey, put this somewhere else.

No, I didn't book any flights.

Can't be bothered.

What's that stuck on the front door? It's just a plastic wallet, so I can take the sign out and then I'll just put it back in at night. I don't really need to have it on there during the day.

I just leave the plastic wallet on the door. And slot it in and out

when I want to.

Good idea.

Yeah, the door

is double glazed.

Why? I just

I'm not sure if I'll go out today.

I think it's supposed to be sunny today.

What's this guy going on about visas? Is he like a spammer or a scammer?

The hell are you guys going on about?

Joined June 29th.

Can someone give a Visa with $0 in it? I have Xbox Game Pass code.

The fuck is this guy?

Ban.

God, these scammers suck at scamming, don't they?

Time to get a real job. Scaminate for you.

Okay, try and get rid of some clutter, but

this is nearly finished.

My lovely—

what smell is this? Chef's Cuisine de Chef.

And then I'm gonna get a different fragrance.

Yeah.

Get some new clothing. I don't like these grey jumpers anymore. I want to get some jumpers that are a bit more form-fitting and not grey. I want to go to Primark, but they only have it in Plymouth. Maybe at some point I'll get practice going into Plymouth. I don't know what clothing stores they have nearby apart from

Tesco. I forgot yesterday. Yesterday I went to Tesco, I forgot to look at the clothing.

I want to get like a better looking jumper or something like that,

maybe like darker color, sharper contrast, not so baggy.

Well, maybe when I— if I get a date set up. Otherwise, can't be bothered.

They've got a nice big shopping centre in Plymouth called Drake Circus. They've got all the shops like Apple, Primark, Next. Or could get it online, but I'd rather be able to try it out first.

Otherwise you got to send it back.

I wish the local towns had a bit more I mean, that is what mountain rounds in Thai.

See how much money I've got.

Hmm,

3,549 plus 330 plus,

uh, 288. 4,167. Pretty good.

Mole money.

Uniqlo, wouldn't that be in London?

I don't really like Uniqlo that much. The clothing's too bland.

And I like Primark. Usually I find nice stuff in

Primark. We need— where's my calculator?

We need

£15,000. Oh my God, kick money starting to fall off.

It's more like I'd be able to make

$5,000 a month, not $7,000.

Oh, that's like £4,000. Seems like I can only save £3,000 a month,

assuming that viewership doesn't drop even more. Oh, I got to spend big money to go somewhere and do something interesting. But if the amount of money I spend doesn't increase the viewership to make more money than what I've spent, then it's not worth it, is it?

Like, if it cost me a couple thousand pounds to do something but my income only increases by £1,000, then it's a net loss.

£15,000, take

Like half a year.

3 times 5, 5 months. Ah, fuck's sake. Even with this kick money, it's hard to get this £15,000.

3,000, 9,000. Yeah, 5 months.

Kick money is getting worse,

down to like $12 an hour.

Uh,

not very good.

I thought maybe like book a hotel somewhere nearby, like in Bath or Cornwall,

but then the price of the hotel would probably just— maybe break even.

I don't think I'd profit. Like, a hotel would cost a couple hundred, wouldn't it, for a few nights?

I don't think viewers interested in random traveling unless there's some kind of girl drama.

Weather's bad again. It's all windy,

windy and cold.

Feels like a prisoner inside my house.

Can't go out. Yesterday was nice, it was quite calm and warm. Now it's windy again.

It says Venus followed me on Instagram 5 hours ago. What, so did she unfollow me?

She unfollowed me and followed me again.

What a strange girl.

I want to go to the beach.

I also want to test out the Tesla Supercharger,

or maybe I'll just plug my car in now. I don't know if I'm going out today.

Not really feeling it.

Prices have gone up for Tesla Supercharger. It used to be 39 pence. An hour. Now it says 51 pence.

I've got 85 miles on the battery, it's enough to go anywhere really. That really suits today.

Exciting new day, guys.

Laundry folding.

Folding laundry.

Yay! Sometimes my fingers are too long, they keep hitting things.

It's a little coat stand now. I don't like using that tripod anymore since I broke it. It's all crooked.

Yeah, it changes per hour. By the hour. So if you go early, it's cheaper. If you go at peak time, it's slightly more expensive. Some Tesla Superchargers are really cheap if you go at silly times, like overnight, 4 AM to 6 AM.

I don't know, I

don't really feel like going out. Although I probably should, otherwise I'm gonna go crazy.

Don't know what to do. It's really windy and horrible outside. I wonder how people are sitting in the garden.

My favorite EV or Tesla? Um, I don't know. How's a Tesla better than my car?

In my opinion, it's worse because it doesn't have buttons. I hate using a touchscreen when driving because you like shake it around. I press the title. I like having a physical button. I've got these buttons in my car for aircon and stuff like that.

I wish there was a physical button to skip to the next song.

I don't really see how Tesla's better.

It's got a bigger battery, I guess,

and it's got more space, but I don't really want a big car like that.

I think if you— I think my car's best if you want an EV. It looks nice, it's small.

Those, um, what are they called? Volkswagen EVs look quite nice too, the small little ones.

Yeah, if I had to get another car, I'd probably just get my one again

if I was going to get an

EV. Although you could probably get a Tesla for the price I paid for my car. But it would be old, have, I don't know, 80,000 miles on it.

Yeah, it's weird they don't have Peugeot in the US. I wonder why.

See them a lot here.

I get— I don't know, sometimes I feel like, why did I spend £15,000 on a car? Well, I've only spent £5,000, owing my mum £10,000. And I think, why did I spend £15,000 on a fucking car when I could have gotten something for £5K and would have been decent, like a Vauxhall Mokka petrol?

I, I like my EV though. You can get my car for like £8,000 now on AutoTrader.

I keep forgetting to put the cleanser on. Forgot 3 days in a row now.

As soon as I end the stream, I just want to go to bed straight away, do a bit of doom scrolling.

Oh wow,

Indian Girl said the weather was perfect. Let's plan that date soon. Wow, she asked me.

Is that weird? Usually the guy has to, like, bring up the date thing.

Indian girlfriend.

Sure. When are you free?

Oh God, I'm probably gonna have to drive into Plymouth.

I mean, where else am I supposed to get her to come to? She doesn't drive.

I'll start studying the roads. I wonder where in Plymouth she lives. Could be like one of these little outskirt housing areas. It could be like there or someplace,

but all the things to see are in the center, like the promenade and the aquarium.

Uh, I don't know if she wants to do like a full-blown date date or like just Quick meetup to test the chemistry.

Firestone Bay. What's that? Devil's Point. Western King's Redoubt. What are these names? Devil's Point.

Oh, I've got a spasm. Meet an Indian girl. I wonder if she smells good.

I want to get a whiff

of her armpit.

I've driven into Plymouth before. I felt a bit nervous. I was like, oh my God, which lane, which lane?

You got this big road going through the middle of it that I do not like. Look at this. It's not too bad, you just got to make sure you're in the right lane before you get to the roundabout.

Traffic isn't too bad, I guess.

I gotta get my car cleaned.

If I like the smells Middle Eastern or Indian girl would be hot in bed.

Imagine the whiff under the duvet after sweating all night.

Instant erection.

Oh, they got like a park. Central Park playground.

Where should I park my car?

King Tamerton Woods Local Nature Reserve.

Who are these people?

Random. I don't want to scare her with my crazy driving in the city. Oh God, look at this roundabout.

Oh, not too bad. It's only a 3-lane roundabout.

At least it's not 4-lane, I guess.

Why put so many lanes on the roundabout?

Well, she says she's free this weekend.

I don't even have clothing.

My favorite Volkswagen shirt, still stained.

Look at these houses. Imagine living here. Oh, shithole. Oh, look at this shit. Oh, imagine living there. My house is so much better.

Oh, what if she lives in a place like that?

Oh, imagine living like that.

Look at the parking. Oh God, imagine having to park here

on street parking like a peasant.

I hate towns and cities. The idiots put graffiti everywhere. Ugly.

Roundabout. Oh God, look at this thing. What is that?

Oh, how many lanes? 4 lanes.

The thing that scares me is when you want to get into another lane but the lane is kind of blocked up, you can't get into it. What do you do? Like, keep going around the roundabout?

Uh-oh, where's the bus lane?

Oh, this brown patch, the bus lane. Stupid bus lane.

This date could cost me £100 if I get fined.

That's a big car park.

Co Thai Noodle.

Thai food never looks appetizing.

It always looks very diluted, like a pale brown, not a rich brown.

They always got prawns in it too.

Toby Carvery. Hmm, where

should I take it? We don't have to go to Plymouth if I suggest somewhere else, but then I'll probably have to go into Plymouth to pick her up.

Unless she lives on like outskirt bits, then I don't have to go into the center. I don't want to go into the center.

Imagine living in one of these, but it smells like weed.

I hate delivering to places like this.

Hmm, somewhere like the aquarium would be nice for a date.

50 minutes. So going this bit, it's easy. That's easy. This bit's easy. This roundabout's easy. This bit's easy, easy, easy, easy. What's that? Why does this road go into a construction site?

This one looks okay. This is the big one here.

This is what I hate.

Let's start planning that date. That's, uh, very forward.

Most girls are not like that.

What if she's trolling me?

Usually a guy says that.

I was building up to it and then she beat me.

Maybe I like, I park on the outskirts and then I get a taxi into the center, and then she goes, where's your car? Oh, it's like 20-minute taxi ride out of the city. Could get an Uber in Plymouth.

Do Indian girls like Asian guys? It's not a common

BJ Sailing. What? Sailing events. I saw one place called AJ Carpentry or something. Why would you call your company BJ?

Go-karting. I hated go-karting. I did it in Thailand. I was so slow, Vasa lapped me 3 times.

I did not like it.

This looks so grimy, this building.

Paintballing. Yeah, shoot my date in the face with a paintball.

Trampoline park. And then Karaoke,

guys. This is karaoke, right?

Not hotel room. What?

Oh God, first time meeting my date and then I gotta drive in the worst place ever. I'll be like, oh shit, where do I go? Oh my God, oh, I've missed the fucking lane. Oh my, she'll be freaking out.

Oh, I say don't talk, I need to concentrate.

Blagden Storage.

What about my tripod in the back seat? I should say, what's that? I could say, uh, I put my phone— put my camera there as a makeshift dash cam.

No, I should probably take it out, maybe. I don't know, it seems suspicious.

Oh, you've got some kind of airfield in Plymouth. What is that? What does the big X mean? It means it's not used anymore.

Plymouth City Airport closed.

Wow, look at the state of it.

Massive rocks to block the parking bit.

Look, they've just like blocked off parts of the road with random rocks and stuff.

The roof's all rusted. Abandoned airport. It's pretty cool.

I wonder why they closed it.

Drunk in the forest sounds pretty hot.

River Plym.

Oh.

Me and Ukrainian girl did that. We got a bottle of wine, went to the river. I should have touched her up.

Missed opportunity.

Oh, I don't want to go to Plymouth.

Where would I park?

Where's the car park?

Maybe go cinema.

Hybrid combat gym.

In front of her house and then walk.

I don't know where I'd pick her up. Maybe— I don't know, I don't have to pick her up, do I? She could get to the meeting place herself if she lives in Plymouth. I don't know if she lives in the outskirts like there, but we're going into the center. Then I got to pick her up.

Should I just say, do you want to come to my place and see what she says?

I'm gonna torpedo it. Do you want to come to my place?

Fuck it, let's go torpedo it. I don't want to go in Plymouth.

Whatever. Should I either say yes And then I get sex. Or she'll say— she'll laugh and say, why don't we meet outside first? And I'll be like, okay. And then I'll do the embarrassed smiling emoji.

I don't want to drive into Plymouth.

Scary. Torpedoed.

I should practice driving into Plymouth, maybe.

Have a date at my place? She might say yes, who knows.

I'm thinking like, what's the easiest thing to do? Going into Plymouth is like difficulty max level.

I'm gonna drive into a bus lane and get £100 fucking fine.

So that's the car park for Drake Circus. What, you just go in there?

I can't see the prices.

4 to 5 hours, £8. Oh my God, why doesn't the Google car go into the car park?

Drake Circus.

Uh, meeting Gamer Girl will be easier because she lives in Cornwall, so why would we go to Plymouth?

Maybe I should charge the car up. I mean, what if she suddenly says, oh, I'm free tomorrow, and then I don't have enough battery?

I

can't believe some of you people think I tie the string there for security. I honestly don't know what's wrong with some of you people sometimes.

It's just to stop the door blowing open. I don't know why I have to explain every little thing to you guys.

Imagine thinking I'm tying the string there for security,

as if you think that I think it's gonna stop anyone breaking in.

It's to stop the door blowing open in the wind. It's not weird at all. You are just thick and stupid.

If I don't have the string, the door blows open. I don't want the door wide open with wind blowing in.

If someone wants to get in, they can get in. They'll use a brick, just like get a hammer, smash the window, then they get in.

Having the door locked is just like to prevent people who aren't going to put in the effort to actually break in.

Or it's like to slow them down so you've got enough time to phone the police or prepare yourself.

You'll call me autistic, but I have to explain the most basic things. You're like, you're the autistic ones, not me.

Why doesn't Daniel put all his beers in the fridge? Because it won't fucking fit. None's gone.

I explain every fucking thing.

Oh God, use your brain.

Uh-oh, she doesn't seem impressed. I said, do you want to come to my place? She said, oh, I thought we were talking about an actual date.

Okay, damage control.

Um, I meant,

are we

meeting in Plymouth or my area?

Backtrack it, backtrack it.

I just inhaled my spit.

Well, she wants like a proper date, an activity, and then a meal. Oh God.

Now I've got hiccups from coughing.

I don't want to put a beer in the fucking fridge, it's too cold. Why can't I just tell you?

I don't want freezing cold beer unless the weather's really hot, then I'll have one. But it's not hot. It's the UK. How hot do you think it gets here?

You're probably some person living in, I don't know, California or Texas, and you think UK is 40 degrees like it is over there. Fucking freezing here. There's like 4 days in the month where it's actually warm.

The problem is there's nothing to do here apart from trekking and hiking.

I'd rather pick her up and then take her out of Plymouth, like Lydford Gorge or somewhere else.

I want to go into the center.

Um, yeah, are you in the center or outskirts.

Why have they made the lens bump on the iPhone 17 so wide? It's kind of weird.

If they're gonna make it that wide, I feel like they should put the lens rings in a horizontal line,

make it symmetrical.

I think there's like 2 different ways of thinking about it. So the first date is very stressful. And I don't really want to do it. But if I meet someone and I like them, then yeah, I want to do stuff together and go places. So if you take that mentality and shift it to phase 1,

where you're supposed to enjoy going on a date because you want to see somewhere, see some place with a person. The problem is I don't know if I'm going to like the person or not. If I'm going to like the person and feel comfortable with her, then I want to go here, I want to go there.

But before you know that, you feel like, I don't know where to go. What if she criticizes my choice of place?

Or what if you meet and you don't really click, but now you can't— I mean, you can't just say, oh, sorry, actually I changed my mind. The worst thing is when you meet, you don't really like them, and then you just

wishing it would end.

She said it's hard for her to get to. Would it be okay if we meet in Plymouth?

I don't want to go to Plymouth.

So there's nothing to do in Tavistock anyway. I'll go to the park.

Yeah, Plymouth is fine.

Not— I mean, I really don't want to drive to Plymouth, pick her up, and then bring her back to Tavistock, and then I've got to take her back to Plymouth again, and there's nothing to do in Tavistock.

Apart from to get some ice cream and sit in the park, maybe. You can actually have a proper day in Plymouth because there's stuff to do. I've got to find, like, plan a place to park. I can probably— she'd probably get the bus into where we meet. I don't have to pick her up, I don't think. I

don't think I'd have to pick her up. I reckon she'll just get a bus into the centre. And then maybe I'll just park in the shopping center.

Yeah, I reckon it'd be easier for a date. I just got to overcome my fear of driving into Plymouth. Well, I go really early, um, after morning rush hour, so it should be quieter. I go like 10 AM.

Oh, I don't have anything to wear either. Oh my God, what am I gonna wear? Oh, my black face jumper. I can't wear my Levi shirt, it's kind of ugly.

I need to go. Maybe we go Tesco and I look for date clothes. Surely they got something in Tesco.

Or I do a practice run into Plymouth to go to Primark. I might practice drive into Plymouth today.

Oh, oh my God, no, I don't want to go to fucking Plymouth. Oh, I hate Plymouth. Maybe I'll do a test run to practice. I don't think I need to drive with her.

I mean, I do want to drive with her because I think it's kind of hot driving your girl around, but on the first date in Plymouth— how do I get to Drake Circus?

Oh my God, spasm.

Okay, so all this is easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, and then this bit's easy,

this bit's easy. Oh God, look at that.

I don't have any nice clothes cuz I haven't been dating

since 2022. I haven't cuz I had a Thai girlfriend,

so I didn't need to care about my fashion. Because I was already with her.

Oh, there's this massive crossroad thing.

Oh God, look at all the lanes.

And then you drive forwards. I'll memorize the road.

Drive forwards, forwards,

forwards.

You know what I hate is, you know, these arrows on the ground. You can't see the arrow because the car's on top of it, and then you can only see it until it's like last minute.

See, look, I got to stick in this lane,

and then you follow this lane out,

and then straight down here.

Straight on there. Straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight. It's all a straight line

until— what? Oh, it is all a straight line. You go straight over this big interchange.

It looks like it's basically a straight line the whole way there. Apart from this roundabout here.

And this one, you just go straight across the roundabout.

Straight, straight, straight, straight.

Damn, look at this bit. What is that?

Oh God, I hate city driving. Why do they make the roads like this?

City center.

I tend to panic if I miss an exit and I do reckless things, which is why the police pulled me over.

I get— I start— I really panic if I miss my exit. I'm like, oh my fucking God.

And then you got this massive roundabout.

I guess you just stick in this lane.

City center.

Then where's Drake Circus?

You go around this roundabout.

What?

I guess I— what, why is there like a brown hatching thing? Can I go over that?

Exit.

So I gotta do like a U-turn around the roundabout to go back up.

So I need to be in the— these far 2 right lanes and

then go into there

and then go all the way around,

all the way around.

Up into here

and then into that left lane into the car park.

Oh God, I don't want to go.

She said she's free next week.

Oh, but I'm supposed to meet a gamer girl next weekend.

Weekday would be better.

Take

the bus?

Hmm,

interesting idea.

Yeah, I could do that.

Where would I park? I leave the car at Tesco.

Oh God, I'm getting

a headache. Oh God.

From Tavistock

bus, an hour.

Where does it go to?

But then I've got to get the bus home or back to Tavistock.

I've never gone into a shopping center car park.

I'm scared of the police.

I'm scared of those yellow grid lines as well. If you stop in those and there's a camera and they catch you, you get fined.

Like these yellow grids,

because sometimes you think it's okay to go and the light's green, but then all the traffic in front of you suddenly stops. And then you have no choice but to stop in the yellow box.

I said next week is fine. Oh God,

why is it folding?

Oh,

maybe

I'll just go for it.

Maybe I practice. Nah, I

don't see the point because going on the date day would also be practice. I gotta get clothing. Oh shit, what am I gonna wear?

I wonder if she's gonna suggest a place to go.

I guess I gotta suggest a place.

Ho Park. What? Why is it called Ho Park?

Maybe Monday go Tesco again, look for clothing.

Where's the strike socks?

No, it's not someone from the channel.

Oh, what does this say?

Delivery driver.

Nice and boring. She won't ask too many questions about it.

It sounds like she wants like a proper date.

Planned activity.

Oh, but if I start dating her, I'll keep going into fucking Plymouth.

I was hoping for a countryside girl. Unless she moves in with me. I don't know, she probably works in Plymouth and she doesn't drive, so she would have to quit her job if she moved in with me.

I know how it's gonna work. Oh, what? Because she—

if she gets her own place in Plymouth and I have to keep going into Plymouth and she can't really— she could stay here for like a night or two.

Oh,

this is gonna be harder work than I was betting on.

I'm just wondering how it's going to be sustainable because I don't want to move to Plymouth. I don't want to keep driving into Plymouth.

But I would have to go and pick her up and bring her back here. That would be nearly 2 hours of driving.

It's about 45 minutes to 50 minutes to driving to Plymouth.

Uh, I really feel like I can't be bothered. I'd rather go Thailand.

Can't be bothered to drive into Plymouth. I'd rather go fly all the way to Bangkok.

She said it's hard for her to get into Tavistock, and there's nothing to do there as well.

If you want to do a date with an activity, I don't know what you can do there. So what trousers am I going to wear?

Voilà,

allez-y.

Oh God, I hate dressing up for dates. I can't wear these. These are like— these are okay, aren't they? It looks plain.

I think these are fine.

I haven't washed them in weeks. I should have put it in the wash today.

I've just got, I don't know, like lazing in the house elastic trousers, and they, they kind of look faded from the sun.

Oh God, I gotta go Tesco and look for new clothing. I need like a proper pair of trousers. And a jumper, probably. That isn't a grey granny jumper. She's gonna think I'm lame.

Should have went yesterday.

Go Tesco again. Where else am I gonna get clothing?

Type of stock market.

No, it's kind of risky, isn't it?

I've got no good clothing. All I have is like very casual stuff and t-shirts. The nice thing about having a girlfriend is you don't have to care anymore.

There's a Mountain Warehouse store. Maybe they've got some random clothing shop.

So next— only one is in Plymouth. It's all in Plymouth. Or I shop online.

What's that? Salt Drop,

30% sale. Looks like women's clothing.

Stationery, Superdrug,

Mountain Warehouse,

the Mountain Warehouse Rizz,

Granny Wobbly's Fudge Pantry.

Oh

yeah, Boutique 32. Looks like an old woman's store. Dresses and frocks.

Turkish barber.

Um,

either Tesco

or else I might have to go into Plymouth to get clothing.

He shouted at viewers and insulted them again. Yeah, because you guys are so fucking annoying. Do you know how annoying some of you are sometimes? At least admit that you're annoying.

Don't blame me. You will act as annoying as you possibly can, and then you get all upset if I get mad.

Call it even if you can admit that you're annoying.

Clothing shops in Tavistock.

Crew clothing. What's that?

Opening soon. Salt rock.

It

looks so nice, like

Fat Face.

Are they good?

Raffy Clothing.

No, I wish I just had a Primark or something.

I wish I had my monitor so I don't have to keep opening this up.

So I've never been into Plymouth.

I just want normal pair of trousers, not really jeans. I don't like jeans.

JoJo hats.

Pet shop.

Oxfam.

Launceston.

David Parish menswear.

Oh, Corlington.

Hmm,

I really hate buying clothing.

Really hate it.

Maybe I'll go back to Tesco. I went yesterday.

Oh God, this is so stressful. First I gotta worry about parking, and then I worry about clothing, and I worry about where to take her.

Sainsbury's clothing.

Basically, I need a jumper and trousers.

I can't wear my granny jumper. Looks like granddad clothing.

Yeah, I've got a date next week. Indian girl.

Marks& Spencer's. I don't remember. Went there last week. Oh God, I've got to go to stupid Tesco again. What if they don't have anything there? Then I'd go all the way there for nothing. I don't even need food yet. I could go Monday or Tuesday when I need to get food. I would combine the food shop with

a clothing shop because I've got one curry— well, that might be 2. I've got one stir-fry, a couple tacos. That's what, 3 dinners? I've got one wagyu— no, beef burger. I have all this pork belly,

so if I eat Saturday, Sunday And then I go shopping on Monday for food and look at clothing.

I don't want to go on the weekend. No, I didn't ask her about her account. People suggested that I don't ask her.

Could go into Plymouth, but on a weekend? No. Maybe on a Monday.

Maybe there'll be a heat wave next week and I don't need a jumper and I can just wear my blue shirt, which is quite a nice shirt.

A tie for a date.

No, if only this damn country wasn't so cold all the time. I should just wear a t-shirt. T-shirts are easy. My problem is the trousers.

Slightly unknown fisherman's trousers.

Freezing. Look, I've got goosebumps.

I put my black jumper in the wash.

My fingers smell funny.

Smells like a sausage roll.

Is it hot next week?

Nice. Oh yeah, 24. Oh, 25, 26, 27,

24. I might not even need a jumper.

Oh, I go to Tesco, I buy another one of those Volkswagen shirts because I don't know if it's going to be clean. I'll put it in the wash again.

I could get another Volkswagen t-shirt and also look for a pair of trousers and buy some food on Monday. No, I don't have any. I've got my winter coat, but that's too, too much. I don't have like a nice jacket, like a thin light jacket. Jacket would be nice. I used to have those thin hoodies in Thailand,

but I lost them. I don't really think I want to wear hoodies anymore. I feel like I'm a bit too old for hoodies now.

It just looks kind of lame when you're over 30 wearing a hoodie.

I actually don't have any hoodies anymore.

I've just got these woolly jumpers.

I used to have so many hoodies, like the Uniqlo furry hoodies.

That's why I need a jumper

or something for when it gets colder. My black face jumper looks kind of dorky.

Maybe I should trim my pubic hair as well.

They're looking kind of great. I'm gonna cut them all off.

I can't wear this. This looks stupid.

She said we can get a coffee. I said, like Starbucks, or,

or do you know

An off-chain one, a non-chain one.

I'll bring my plastic poncho.

Oh yeah, I should have said independent. I said

non-chain.

Oh God, I hate dating.

Why can't they just come to Kit Hill with me and then we go to Tesco?

Oh God, I don't want to go to a coffee shop. You meet outside the coffee shop. I did that before once. Who was it with?

Oh, the Korean woman.

We went to some coffee shop in Osaka and then we sat there. It was really awkward. Coffee shops are hard because, I mean, if at least if you're outside or in a museum or someplace, you walk around and you look at stuff and you got stuff to talk about. But in a coffee shop, you're stuck at the

table and there's nothing to talk about apart from just what's in front of you.

Maybe I block her.

I'm trying to sidestep the coffee shop idea. I better come up with a counteroffer.

Maybe there's a museum.

I am incredibly indecisive.

Oh, okay, I picked a place.

Should I offer to pay her ticket?

Should I be like, oh no, let me get that?

Is that cringe, or would she be offended if I don't offer?

Now I've got to worry about things like my name leaking.

Actually, yeah, I kind of like this idea.

This day could cost me £100. Charging, parking, ticket, food. It could cost me like £150 and I can't stream.

Oh my God.

And it's not— nothing's guaranteed.

And then I've got to get new clothing. This could cost nearly £200. I'm not guaranteed anything.

This is like a lot of investment into this.

Upfront investment.

And my Kick viewership is plummeting. 55 viewers. What the fuck?

Where the fuck are my viewers gone?

They know when they're not wanted. Or maybe stop being Fucking annoying, like fucking TV bitching like a woman.

You know I've got no filter.

What, you think I'm gonna be like, oh, it's okay, um, oh, that's true, yeah, you got a point there, yeah? You know what I'm like, so why'd you pick a fight? And then cry like a bitch when you lose it.

Shut the fuck up. Ban all you fuckers. How about that? Think I'm gonna kowtow to you? Fuck you all.

Think I ever kowtow to anyone?

I lost every job I had because I refused to brown-nose people. They're gonna start brown-nosing you. Get real.

Imagine getting all butthurt because I'm rude to you after you were rude to me first. You were fucking rude to me first, so don't cry like a bitch because I'm rude back. You want me to be nice? Then you be nice first.

That's how the world works.

People act like pricks and then they expect what? I'm going to be nice to them? Eat my Shit.

Imagine thinking you're gonna get silver tongue service from me.

Unbelievable.

And you complain and nag and talk shit about everything I do, and then you expect me to be nice to you. Get real.

Oh, why are you tying his door with a string? So the wind doesn't blow it open, you dumb fuck.

Well, why didn't he use a door stopper? Because the gap between the floor and the door is too high for a door stopper to work.

Oh my God, everyone's thick as shit.

Everyone's thick as shit and then insulting me.

Oh, why doesn't he get a Ring doorbell? Because I've already got a fucking camera. Why do I get another camera that does exactly the same thing that my camera already does?

Why are you getting a monitor instead of a Ring camera? Because I need a fucking monitor.

So I can plug my Samsung into it. You don't understand, and then you think you know what you're talking about when you know fuck all.

Why would I get a Ring camera when I already got a Blink camera? It's the same thing.

Only difference is the Ring camera has a button that they can press. I don't need a button. I know they're there. I don't need them to press the button to tell me they're there.

You don't need to talk to them either, just talk through the door.

You guys are so annoying.

You think I can stream all day long every day and have to put up with how annoying some of you are and not say anything about it?

Fucking rage my nuts out. Can't stand it. Fucking annoying.

I've been thinking I can stream all day every day and tolerate this level of annoyingness.

Fucking annoying.

Now I'm stressed out because I've got to plan a stupid fucking day, get fucking clothing, and then we're driving to fucking Plymouth. Oh my God, and blow like £200.

See you there. Okay, my date is booked.

Oh, I've got a date next week.

Okay, I need clothing.

The date is booked, the location is planned. Next, I need to plan my route into Plymouth, and I need to get clothing.

Oh God.

No, I don't want to go Plymouth today on the weekend.

Uh, I don't know, should I go to Tesco? They might have clothing there.

Problem is they're not gonna have a big selection of clothing.

I really wish I looked yesterday when I was at Tesco.

Or I buy online. What if I just buy it online?

Uh, but what if I don't like it? Oh my God.

I really need to test it in the changing room, don't I?

Oh God, what if I have to go to Plymouth?

Oh no.

Oh God.

Well, if I go to Plymouth, it won't be on the weekend, that's for sure.

The problem is, outside of Plymouth, they don't have any towns big enough for mainstream brands. I mean, Tavistock is probably the biggest town outside of Plymouth.

They got a Fat Face and a Salt Rock.

Where else is big? Bodmin

got an Aldi.

Bodmin Superstore. What's that?

Asda. At least in Maidstone it's not too big and they've got a shopping center. I don't have any shopping centers here.

Oakhampton.

Oh, Campden House.

I

just want to get something simple but doesn't look too scruffy. Like my current clothing.

Coast.

What's

that?

Going

into Plymouth.

It's at least a £20 journey charging, and then what, £8 car park for 4 to 5 hours.

Order online.

Remember, it's hard to know my size. I've got a weird-shaped body,

skinny waist.

I can also never tell if I'm an S size or an M size. Sometimes I'm S and then sometimes I'm M.

Or you order both S and M and then send the one that you don't like back.

Or if I just tell her I don't have very good clothing,

is that okay if I just show up with my jumper?

Oh, there's nowhere here that's big enough.

I'm not XS. A lot of my clothing is M size.

S is usually too small.

Why don't I just buy clothing off

Amazon? What

about like this? Looks pretty Simple and plain.

I just want something plain.

What about trousers? What if I just wear my Faith jumper?

Oh, these just look like the trousers I'm already wearing.

What's wrong with these?

Looks fine.

Oh, what about these?

Oh, it's got a stain on it. Can't wear those. Little oil stain.

What if I order an— oh, fuck it, I could order another one of these.

Oh God, I hate buying clothing.

I think these look fine.

What's that? Oh, I've got another Levi long sleeve.

I didn't realize I had 2 of these. Wow, this one's all faded compared to that one. This is the original color.

Even this shirt looks kind of faded from the sun. The sun really damages clothing.

Look, that's the proper color of it. I must have been wearing this on the moors of Kit Hill for it to fade so much, but

No, remember my I Love Malaysia t-shirt?

I bought this as a joke for a video. I can't believe I've still got it. After me and Drew Hero went to Malaysia, I was going to do a why I hate Malaysia video and I was going to wear this.

That was supposed to be the joke, but you couldn't see the, the logo in the video because it was too low down.

My whole persona was hating on things with really silly points.

What about these? It's just like tracksuit bottoms.

Oh, I hate dressing up.

What kind of trousers should I get then?

I didn't realize I had to care about what I was wearing.

I haven't dated since 2022.

I don't know, her attitude kind of rubs you the wrong way sometimes. Like she said,

She said, how about the afternoon? I said, okay, sounds good, see you there. And then she says, dude, afternoon is not a time, it's a period of time.

Okay, I'm gonna block her.

Give me attitude already.

Yeah, whatever, I don't care. Afternoon, 1 PM, 2 PM, who cares? Whatever,

pick a time then.

I don't know.

Number one, it's gonna cost me almost a whole day of streaming. Number two, I gotta buy clothing and drive into Plymouth and buy tickets for this place and also get food, so it cost me over £100.

And I won't be able to make any money,

and I'm starting to not like her attitude.

Oh God, I'm thinking of ghosting.

It's not worth it.

Plus, I don't even know how I'm gonna date her because she works in Plymouth. She lives with her family. I don't want to keep going into Plymouth.

Might ghost. Probably gonna ghost. I mean,

how are we gonna date? Well, I will go play pick her up and bring her back here. And then if she gets her own place, it's probably gonna be some chabby room share horrible flat.

I don't know what she does for a living, but it's probably in Plymouth. I mean, she's not gonna quit her job, and what's she gonna do, quit her job and come here?

So how's it even gonna be logistically possible?

Yeah, maybe just ghost her. I don't really like her attitude.

She's also too young, 26. Prefer someone more like lives in countryside, early 30s, goes for dog walks.

I'm bored. I don't want to go on a fucking boring date.

Oh God, just stop thinking about it for now. Stressing myself out. I like my clothing. I won't buy any clothing.

See, this is why I want to go to Thailand, because if I was in Bangkok, I can easily just go to the shopping center 5 minutes away, look at clothing. Here everything's a pain in the backside. I've got to drive an hour even to— even just to look at clothing, I've got to drive an hour.

And then if you plan a date, where are you gonna go? There's no— nothing to do apart from in Plymouth where there's museums and stuff and aquariums. Outside of Plymouth there's nothing apart from hills and moors, which is what I like, but you can't take a date there.

Next thing she's gonna say, I text like a boomer or something. The age gap— age gap's pretty big, 10 years.

Uh,

she's basically still like a kid,

and 26 is not that far from early 20s.

I really just can't be bothered with dating.

Dating's hard in

the UK.

She's also covered in tattoos, by the way.

More than me, that was.