I met Ice Poseidon!

Why would you?

I meant, uh. Why would you get a nose piercing?

Because of Tupac. Yeah, okay.

This isn't the '90s anymore, Gary. I gotta pee.

Can you can you watch it for one second while I pee?

Sorry.

I'll be right back. What do you want? Popcorn. Popcorn.

お菓子なんか。使ってないよ。 Popcorn.

Sorry, we're a little bit a little bit over the top with the stream.

It's okay.

I know you guys are probably looking at us like we're fucking crazy.

Are you apologizing for me? Yes.

Moral high ground. What do you guys live stream with Ice Poseidon?

What is that? Recording.

Recording. No, no.

Are you live streaming?

Live streaming.

You're live streaming.

Live.

Guys, that's—

hell yeah, dude, that's fucking awesome.

I love it.

And that's your channel?

Yeah.

So you guys are like duos together?

Sometimes.

Here, wait, hold on. Let's livestreamception. All right, there we go. Livestreamception right now. That was some good shit right here. So like, what do you guys actually like talk about? They say you rap. What does that mean?

Um, hard to explain. For example, if we have an argument, then I'll make a video about it.

What do you mean? Do you guys have an argument and the people like to listen to that? To the arguments?

Yeah, so if we've had an argument, I'll complain about her on the video.

And then what, does she say something back?

Um, yeah, sometimes.

What do you mean, dude? So your whole channel is based around your relationship?

Nearly.

It's mostly based around me.

Okay, so what do you do besides?

Um, I complain about things.

What does what does that mean? Like, uh, like you review stuff or complain about like how life has got some shitty stuff sometimes, or what do you?

I don't know how to explain. You can look.

My phone's at one percent on this thing. Um, let me take a look. But you said that your channel is called Hide and Seek.

Hiding in my room.

Hiding my friends.

Yeah, let's see.

I made a new friend. Vlogging, vlogging. Okay. Yeah, that's pretty cool. I fuck with it, dude. So why do you live in Osaka? Like, what brought you to Japan from England?

I met this Japanese woman. On the dating website.

Who's her?

Not her.

Oh, me.

But she, she told me she was 27, but she's actually 50 or something.

15?

50.

Oh, 50.

Yeah, 40-plus catfish.

And so you don't fuck with 50-year-olds?

I did once.

And how did that— how old were you?

That was 2 years ago.

Okay, I would fuck a 50-year-old. Why not?

You did it, right?

So, and you liked it or no?

It's okay, not my best.

Just like too old?

Yeah.

And then I went on Tinder and I met her.

So you moved here for the catfish?

Yeah.

I'm surprised you didn't just leave. I would be scared that everyone's catfish.

It would be a waste of a trip though.

So you already like bought a house and everything or no? You just came for like 3 months?

Yes, 3 months as a tourist.

And then you got— you guys just got married like before you left?

Um, We met on Tinder, then we dated for a few months, and then we decided to get married.

After a couple months?

Yeah.

Wow. Was it so you could stay here, or like—

So we could stay together.

Okay.

Yeah, otherwise I'd have to leave.

That's crazy. Gary, you know, they got married in a couple months. You've been with Vanessa for 9 years. 9 years, no marriage.

I should marry her.

Yeah, but I don't need— I don't need a piece of paper to prove my love, you know?

You don't need to get married to stay together.

No, of course not.

We did. I'm never going to Break up with her.

I trust her fully, and having the government recognize that doesn't prove anything.

It helps your taxes.

That's all.

And you won't get arrested for adultery in the Middle East.

They're fucking up.

What did you say?

Did you just disgrace the entire region?

If you arrest somebody for adultery, you know they kill you.

It's funny.

Oh, then you're even crazier.

If you go. If you have sex before your marriage, in certain regions they kill you.

Oh, then they're just wrong, you know? That's fine. It's no big deal. They can be wrong. It's not a big deal.

So you're telling somebody their culture is wrong?

Oh yeah, for sure. If you kill somebody because you have sex before marriage, then yeah, yeah, you're wrong. It's not really okay.

Yeah, I agree with that.

You can be wrong.

It's no big deal.

If your culture Incites violence, then you're wrong.

In certain cultures, violence against what they believe in is okay. Oh yeah, that's wrong. It's not violence; it is retribution.

You know, sometimes I take a test or a quiz or whatever, and if it's tripod, and I answer a question, and you know I'm wrong.

Arigato.

So this is just like when I'm wrong on a test or quiz. They just incorrectly answered that. Bad question.

I think everyone in the U.S. should have to be married for sex.

No, that's totally wrong.

I'm just kidding.

All right, I'm back. I went to the bathroom.

We're good.

What is that right there?

Radish.

Oh, okay.

Is it pickled? Probably.

Pickled radish, maybe?

Yeah.

Do you like these?

Edamame.

Yeah, they're good.

I buy them at the market frozen and I put them in the microwave in the bag and I add a little salt. Gary's out of control.

No, I'm not.

What you mean? Talk about EBC creator. Come on, dude.

Gary, what's up? They're also streaming as well.

No, they're not.

Are you?

Do you mind?

I do mind. Shut your stream off right now, sir.

Oh no.

I do not do no other streams. I am the only stream right now. You know how long it took me to fucking get— to get to leech this guy? You have to go through the fucking proper steps, dude. You have to pretend like you're a nice person for a long time, you know? You befriend them, months later, boom, streaming trick. You can't— you can't skip steps, dude. One step at a time, my friend. This child's gonna hate you for saying that. What the fuck happened? Oh, is that his?

Yeah.

What the fuck? Yo, his chat, I'm only joking.

It's not my chat.

Yeah.

Hey guys, I'm only joking. He's a really nice guy. His wife, amazing person. I'm only joking. I love you guys. I love him. It's all positive vibes.

They will hate me anyway.

I'm joking. What do you mean they hate you? Why do they hate you?

Half my viewers hate me.

No, they're trolling.

Why do they hate you?

Because I've I say a lot of weird stuff.

What do you say?

Messed up sexual stuff.

What the fuck?

Like what?

What do you mean messed up sexual stuff?

Like what? I said if I was in, you know, the game Fallout?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Who doesn't?

I've heard of it. I've never played it. It's women, you know?

I said if I was in the game and I came across a dead corpse, a woman, I would fuck her.

Oh yeah, you're fucking crazy.

Wait, you said you'd fuck a dead corpse?

Yeah, then they're right, dude, you're crazy.

A dead woman in the game.

Wait, what's your—

is that a troll or—

If I was in the game, not in real life.

Okay, I mean, that makes sense. That's, you know, it's in the game.

Gary, did he tell them his channel yet?

My stream? Yeah.

Oh, okay, okay, good.

They hate me for other reasons.

No, why would they hate you? They're trolling you. It's not a big deal.

I don't know.

What do you— so wait, do you do, uh, you upload like edited videos as well, or you just do livestreams?

Mostly videos.

And what do the videos pertain to?

Um, complaining.

About what?

About everything.

What the hell? What do you got to complain about? You got an amazing wife, you live in Japan, you look 10 years younger than you are. What the fuck is there to complain about? You're eating edamame, drinking beer. Your life's fucking amazing, dude. What the hell are you talking about?

There's always something to complain about. No, dude. Nothing's perfect.

I know weed is illegal here and you can't smoke weed. That's probably the number one problem with Japan, I'd say, right now. But other than that, dude, this place is fucking paradise.

What do you mean? Yeah, I guess so.

And the weather is kind of hot.

Oh, dude, the humidity here, I want to fucking jump off a bridge and just—

Whoa, whoa.

What?

Don't say that.

And go in the water because it's cool.

Don't stop.

What do you mean?

Stop.

That was inappropriate, I understand. Yeah, but I just want to jump in like a pool and cool down because Because it's so humid here, you know? Yeah. Yeah, no, I apologize. It's just an expression. I don't mean anything by it. It was nothing specific. There's nothing specific. I didn't mean that at all, honestly. I know, I know. I'm sorry. I apologize completely. I did not mean that at all. You know what's fucked up is that I didn't even think about that situation. That's not what I meant by that at all. But by you saying stop, now it seems like that's what I meant. But I didn't mean that at all.

What do you know? They were gonna say it regardless.

Yeah, but I'm not— I'm not— I don't watch streamers, so I didn't mean it like that.

I mean, with me, it's like—

How do you mean? No, genuinely speaking, I don't really watch many streamers, so I didn't mean it like that.

That's like a month after 9/11. Oh man, I just— I feel like flying into a building.

No, but like the expression that I said is actually an expression and I didn't mean it like that and I sincerely apologize, but it's the world that I'm in, the streamer world, that connects those dots, you know what I mean?

I know, but context matters in life, so you have to always be aware of that.

Yeah, but I don't really watch streamers like that, so I didn't mean that. Yeah, yeah, I didn't mean that. Um, but let's move on, move on. Yeah, no, I didn't mean that at all. Oh,間違えた。アタリをアップしてしまった。Too late. We hate you now. Someone said. Yo, Tacological. Thank you so much, man. I appreciate it, man. Thank you so much. Thank you, dude. So wait, you upload videos just complaining? What does that mean? About just like— give me one video in particular that you were complaining about things.

Um, wait, let me find my channel.

No, they're really nice people. I'm, I'm just talking a lot. I'm kind of like— I feel like they came here to like, you know, talk to Ice and stuff, and I'm the one that's talking too much, kind of fucking shit up. So it's my fault, not them. Um, okay, right here. Let me see. No, but I want you to explain what your video is about.

It's easier if you see the titles.

No, but I want you to explain it. Okay, let me see.

If you read the titles, you get the gist of it.

All right, my wife's family don't know we're back together. Drawing my ex-girlfriends from memory. Pretty good. My wife slept with another man when I was gone.

Her? Her? What the hell?

You? What do you mean? You slept with another man? Or is that a troll?

It's complicated.

What do you mean, dude?

We were married. We're still married. But my dad got ill and then he died. I had to go back to England and then we broke up, but we got back together again.

So when you were broken up?

I went to Germany and I slept with this Turkish girl.

And then you fucked another guy? But you were still married?

Yeah.

Bro.

What?

I could not—

like, I would make a video about that too. What the hell?

So basically I've been blocking that.

So why— wait, why did you make the video then if you slept with the girl as well?

Because I didn't think we'd get back together.

But does it matter at that point? Like, you already slept with a girl, so you can't make that video.

Why not?

Because it's hypocritical.

That's what— that's why they hate me.

What the fuck?

Because that, uh, story following No way. Yeah, bring that up.

Yeah, but he's just like me. Yeah, we have the same like to dislike ratio.

It's fine.

Yeah, me too. I get more— oh no, I got more dislikes than likes today. That's crazy. Honestly, I usually get more likes than dislikes.

And, and you should.

And honestly, you've been getting more likes than dislikes every time we—

bro, you have so many videos about, I think my wife is cheating on me, I'm going back to my wife. Why I still live with my mom at 30.

What are these?

You're— what is—

what is wrong?

What's going on with you?

That's my life, and I make money off it.

Are you— you're just like honest with your videos, you know?

I guess so.

How many views is that? 3.4 Japanese symbols.

Million.

Um, how many views?

100,000.

34,000.

34,000.

That's pretty good.

Nice.

3.4 Japanese symbols.

And then you've got— you made a video with the Turkish girl.

Yeah, we went on the dates.

You guys did art though. Listen, if I break up with a girlfriend and then she fucks someone and then we, we can't get back together, it's over. Like, no, if we— if I break up— if we break up, if me and Kimberly broke up and then she fucked another dude or I fucked another girl, we're not getting back together. It's done.

Be honest. Honestly, I It's very easy to say until you're in that position.

Oh, I've been in that position.

Yeah, but you haven't been in that position with somebody that you actually really want to be with, but clearly they really love each other and want to be together. So until you've been in that position with someone that you really want to be with, it's unfair to say.

I would be insecure and I probably would not be able to get the guy she wants.

Yeah, you're a pussy.

No, I would want to kill that guy. I would want to murder him and I would hate her.

Wouldn't it turn you on a little bit?

What? No, no. Now I don't want to talk about it.

Are you are you here for like a threesome or what is this?

No, no, no.

No, they're not here for you.

Oh, okay. Yeah, you're right.

What's going on here?

No, she's we're exclusive now.

She's what?

We're exclusive. I don't know.

Doesn't sound like it.

These titles you have, man. How often do you upload a video?

Every few days.

Every few days?

Yeah.

For how long now?

Been doing it for about 2 years.

Every few—

so you put up at least 2 videos a week for 2 years?

Yeah.

Shit, dude, that's fucking good. Yeah, that's commitment. Hell yeah. Is that your full-time job right now?

Yeah, it is.

Damn, good shit.

Hell yeah, the YouTube grind.

No, that's good.

Yeah.

Have you streamed on Twitch or elsewhere, or do you just do it on YouTube?

I used to, but I get more viewers on YouTube.

Okay. How often do you stream?

About twice a week.

Oh shit. And you just kind of talk? Talk to the chat and stuff?

I just complain about my life.

Are you a sex addict?

Kind of. How do you—

how are you a sex addict, but you stay exclusive? Because a sex addict, I feel, would want to get a variety going on here.

Yeah, that's the problem we had before.

Did you cheat on her?

Yes.

How the fuck are you guys still together? Did she ever cheat on you?

Maybe.

Did you ever cheat on her?

Did she?

Did you ever cheat on her?

That's a yes. What do you mean? What is this?

I'm so confused about this relationship right now.

Does it? And honestly, do you guys like when you think about it?

Hold on. Are you guys together to be in Japan or you love each other? Or do you just want to be in Japan?

Fight.

Shit, dude.

Dog.

Damn, dude. So so you are here.

You are here for that threesome. When you think about it, because I want to be with her. It's true. Wow, what a sad man, pathetic life. No, no, wait, what's, um, I don't want to say it because I think it's bad, but thank you. Okay, let me ask you this. When you guys think about the other person cheating, does it give you like a sick feeling in your stomach, or is it okay? If it makes you feel bad, are you guys okay with it at this point?

I felt bad before.

She went to a mental clinic.

Yeah, I went to the mental clinic.

How about right now? Are you okay with it?

Yeah, I'm getting better.

So you cheated on her and she went crazy.

Yeah.

And then you did it back to him after. And then why did you do it as well?

Uh, I don't know, because of it's this marriage is a second time for me.

It was what?

Second marriage.

Second marriage.

She really wants it to work, you know. He's a nice— is he? He's like a fun guy. He's a nice guy.

No, no. So why did you get with the other guy if it hurt you so much when he did it?

Because he came back to Japan, so I wanted dating the same one guys. But when he came back to Japan, so I can't I can't date another guy anymore.

Okay, I mean shit. Whatever floats your guys's boat over here, I guess. Jesus. What if Vanessa's got with another dude? I don't know where.

I would— you— I don't think you would— like, I would feel so bad. It would be fucking—

Would you be in a mental hospital?

It would destroy my life. No, I'm serious. It would destroy my life.

Yeah, no, I feel bad. 9 years, dude.

If that happened with Vanessa, like, it would destroy me. Yeah.

I would— I would be upset as well.

Yeah.

I would be very upset.

Yeah, it'd be real bad. You want to see— you think I'm evil today? Like, I'd lose my— I'd go bananas. I'd go crazy.

Yeah. You can forgive her once, can you?

No.

Not even once.

I've been with her 9 years and she's never done anything weird or like done anything like that to me. So like after 9 years, if she did that, I'd be destroyed. And just to be completely honest.

Yeah. Yeah, no, there's no going back from it. I feel like once you cheat once in a relationship, they always cheat.

I don't think that's true.

And I say that.

I don't think that's true.

Well, I Well, I say that because when I dated Caroline, I did get with other girls while I was dating her, which is fucked up, by the way. My mistake. Totally changed. But that was like, I just, uh, there's nothing like— I don't know, once you did it, once you do it once, it's like, all right, do it again. Which at that point I should have ended the relationship.

I think it depends how old, if you got caught. How many years have gone by, things like that. I don't think just because you cheated once means you're gonna do it again. I don't think that's true.

That's true. I mean, my relationship with Caroline was a little bit weird, so, you know, not an excuse, but—

Like, say, say you, you know, you're with Kimberly and you fuck up right now. Not right now, maybe at the beginning of the relationship, whatever. You fucked up a tiny bit, right? She forgave you. And then like maybe like, you know, 5 years went by. You could not— you could like be a different person and like not ever— in your heart, you never do that again.

I mean, that's true. Yeah, but at this point, if we're too in, we're too far into the relationship, either one of us fucks up, it's done.

You gotta move on.

So like, yeah, yeah, because we're already deep into it. Yeah, it's either we have the feelings for each other already or we don't, you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah. Like, if she cheated on you right now, you 1,000% break up, move on, and just— I mean, no matter how hard it hurt, you'd have to move the fuck on.

If Kimberly cheated on me right now, I would be very angry and very sad, and I would try to invite over as many girls as possible to my house just to try to feel better and to block out her—

like, to block out her completely.

Yeah. And to make her feel just as bad as I feel because, you know, I would be really pissed.

Yeah.

How long are you guys together? You got— wait, how long have you guys been together? Like years?

2 years.

2 years. And how long have you— ah, but nothing's happened. Like, you guys have been faithful for a while now?

A couple months.

Oh damn, so it's still pretty fresh.

Yeah, I've only been back Since last month.

Shit, dude.

I was in England before.

You guys, but you guys are like inside right now. You're not furious?

Not really.

And you're okay as well?

Yeah.

You're a little pissed.

It feels like marriage. What's the word? Counseling. Damn, dude. Marriage counseling.

When you think about it, it doesn't like give you like a sick feeling in your stomach. Are you?

You're over that.

Before.

Before.

No, I'm okay.

Not angry.

How about, like, you don't feel upset about it if you think about it? You moved on?

Not really.

Damn.

Imagine—

That's good. You're like a bigger person.

Imagine saying that I'm trash in bed from Reuben.

I saw that. I saw that too.

Reuben, bro, you literally cannot even talk to girls. I've streamed with you. You cannot talk to girls. Don't tell me I'm trash in bed.

I saw that comment.

You're, you're literally—

you literally are afraid of girls, dude. Nah, he's just, he's just goofing in the chat.

I know, but yeah, it's banter.

Shit, dude. So do you guys think that y'all gonna go like be together forever now, or is it still like, you know, temporary?

Forever.

It's forever, I guess.

I guess. Oh my God. God, dude.

We'll have to find out.

Shit.

We'll see. Damn, you live together?

Yeah. Yeah. I moved to new house, new apartment. We are we live together for all the apartment, but I used to feel very disappointed. Depressed.

Depressed. Yeah.

Yeah. Because He was cheating me, so I went to the mental clinic. So I, I feel like I moved to another house, so I moved to a new house, but he came back to— came back to new house. Waste of the money.

Shit. Damn, dude, I don't know, man. It's like I couldn't do it, and I don't want to say that because like I don't want to make them question what they have. But me personally, it would drive me crazy.

Yeah, no, it wouldn't.

And like I feel like like I couldn't do it is like a slight to what they're doing, and like kind of like and kind of insulting to their relationship. But that's my honest opinion.

I don't think it's. I don't think. offensive. It's fine. But yeah, I wouldn't do it either. I wouldn't— I would never date. I probably wouldn't date for a while if that happened to me, and I would just try to just— I just hook up with people. That's all I would do.

Yeah. His wife won't sponsor his spouse visa. Ask why. What does that mean?

Um, what does it mean? She will. Just later, not not now.

So you want to become a Japanese citizen?

Not really.

No.

But I need the visa to stay with her.

So by marrying her, you get a Japanese visa.

Yeah, I get a spouse visa.

And then you can live in Japan for as long as you want.

Um, maybe a year, and then I have to renew it.

Hello. Hello.

Yo, my my socks smell so. Oh yeah, bro, I haven't worn it for a week.

Yeah, um, you want to drink more?

Me too, man.

Me too.

Okay, you guys want another one? Yeah, yeah, yes.

Hi, hi, thank you.

Wait, yeah, never mind. What did you want, food? Yeah, fucking— we'll get food in a little bit. Some fucking shit.

I'm down for like a snack or some shit, you feel me?

Yeah, I'm down.

Where's the menu?

What menu?

Bro, my feet like were so sweaty.

People want to just take a look.

They're wet.

I'm not gonna lie, all I smell is cigarettes. Huh?

Why doesn't it just smell like cigarettes?

No, no, no, I'm saying she's handing you the menu because you said you were hungry. Yeah, but then I'm also saying it smells like cigarettes. They're not related, the two statements.

Oh, you can't smoke in here. Can you smoke in here?

Are you on the same planet as we are?

What do you mean?

I'm sorry.

Why would I not be on the same planet?

Because I said it smelled— you said your feet smell, and I said all I can smell is cigarettes. And then she handed you the menu, and I said, oh, she's handing you the menu, do you want to eat some food? And then you said, why does the menu smell like cigarettes? And I'm like, bro, those are 2 separate statements. Are you on the same planet?

I thought you were saying the menu smelled like cigarettes.

No, dude.

You know what though? Whatever. I wish you best. I wish you both the best of luck.

I do.

Thank you.

Me, honestly, I feel the— I feel like, you know, you guys have a little work to do. You do, honestly.

You gotta—

you gotta— it's a hurtful situation that you guys are in, honestly. But it seems like you guys like each other a lot, you know? I was thinking Dr. Phil. I almost said it.

He was the sex addiction last year, I think.

Sex addiction?

What? That's one of my videos.

Are you a sex addict as well?

No, no.

Yeah, you are, and you are. I think you guys are fit for—

that's why we're together.

Do you say addict because you think it's funny, or do you say it because you think that's actually how it's pronounced? It's addict, like a drug addict. Yeah, it's drug addict. But do you say it like that because It's funny for the stream, or that's actually how you say it? Because I've heard you say it like a thousand times on stream.

Just a Florida thing.

Florida. Oh, there she is. Can I?

Hi, I'm Edamame.

Edamame.

Edamame. Edamame.

Hi.

I've always wondered that, in all honesty. Whenever I've heard you say this, I was always like, is he saying it because he thinks it's funny, or is that actually how he thinks it's funny? Well, it's funny because you say it wrong. Because the word addict— addict.

Tomato, tomato.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, no, I know tomato, tomato, but not— but there's no— yeah, okay, the expression tomato, tomato, yes.

But dick addict?

Yeah, no, that's not an expression.

See, moral high ground, ego.

No, but you don't have to be offended. That's not ego. You don't have to be offended. I'm just asking you a genuine question. If you actually think it's pronounced that way.

Yes, I do.

Okay, I'm just— that's all I was asking.

Not everyone's from Rhode Island. We speak normally, Gary.

Yeah, no, I was just asking if you knew how to pronounce words correctly or not. That's all.

No, I speak normally. You are the one that's weird.

Well, no, because I pronounce addict correctly and you don't, so that's not the point.

But that's not— that's not true. Everyone has their own way of talking. And not everyone from Rhode Island.

Yeah, true. But my question was, do you know that it's pronounced— I mean, oh, there she is. Thank you so much.

I've always said addict.

Oh no, I know what you've always said, but my question still remains. Do you understand that the proper pronunciation is addict?

It's not.

Okay, so that answers my question.

That's good.

No, I'm glad I know.

It's not.

Yeah.

Why is Gary judging every little thing? Shut the fuck up. Oh dude, relax dude, relax homie, relax.

Judgmental Gary.

Press. He said it was a Florida thing. I say things that I don't pronounce correctly for sure.

Yeah.

Like what?

Like I say sore instead of soul, apparently, and they call me out on it all the time, you know what I mean? But I wouldn't be offended by it. I was just asking a fucking question, dude.

I'm not offended, but it's just another example of your moral high ground, you know, eagerness.

I'm scared. I feel like you have to—

Let me tell you something.

My friends that I was like, my best friends, like one of my best friends would try coke here and there in college and like he would keep it from me because he knows that like if I walked in and he was doing coke, then I would be like, argh, and I'd be all judgmental towards him. He was like my best friend and he would keep it from me. So the judgmental comment, you're correct.

Yeah. It's accurate sometimes, to be honest.

I'm happy with who I am.

We work on it here.

No, but but I'm just gonna snack here to some kind of shit.

Nanko, oishi. Salt on them or there's no salt?

Salt's good.

Yeah, salt is. What are you gonna have?

Definitely.

I legit get them from the microwave.

I get them from the market, pop in the microwave, add a little salt, good to go.

Look at these two. These guys don't know what's going on. I wish you guys the best though. It's gonna go well for you.

Thank you.

I wish you the best.

Everything will be fine.

Everything's gonna be fine. Yeah.

This is so strange. You're, uh, not much of a No, I'm very shy.

You can't be shy and be a streamer. You gotta talk like a maniac.

I can't. I don't want to be interrupted.

You need to talk like a lunatic to be a streamer.

What do you think?

How are you— no, you can't be— how are you a shy sex addict?

You can be a shy sex addict.

How?

I like sex, but I'm shy.

Oh no.

She said I could get a sex doll. A sex doll.

A sex doll?

Yeah.

No, she won't let me get one.

Yours? What? Who had a sex doll?

I want to buy one.

You want a sex doll?

Yeah. I bought one in England, like a torso, and then you're okay with it. Now I want a new one.

First time, so I check the sex doll myself because I moved To new apartment, so he left the sex doll in my apartment.

She had to throw it away.

Oh, you didn't like it?

Yeah, it's a little bit heavy, but he want to get the.

I want to get a full body one. Two thousand dollars.

Do you like that? Is that okay?

No way.

No.

Yeah, he'll fuck the dolls.

He left my apartment.

I hope.

To check the sex door again, it's very heavy and the people see the, uh, the body. The body. Big body. So I—

It goes back to Fallout, right?

Yeah.

Wait, what the— who's the dominant in this relationship?

Her.

I can tell. I can totally see it.

It's very heavy.

Yeah, I mean, that's fine.

Have you ever used a stone? Yeah, yeah, I had a—

no, I had a flashlight. It fucking motorized, it moves and shit.

You fucking—

you fuck it, come inside of it, you clean it, or don't clean it, use it again. It wasn't that good. I didn't like it. Flashlights and shit, not that good. I'd rather flip my peanut butter jar.

He's thinking you buy a buy the six dollar. So how much is it?

Two thousand dollars.

Yeah, I know. I've looked at them. I know what you're talking about. They're Andy Milonakis has one.

Really?

Yeah.

He dresses it up and like plays with it though. He doesn't have sex with it. That's weird. He had it on the stream.

He really?

Yeah, he like dressed it up, like, like went to dinner with it or something.

Does he fuck it?

He doesn't fuck it, no.

It's just like, he's just goofy.

Yeah, he's a goofball. But, or I mean, I don't know, I, I would buy a sex doll threesome with a sex doll for being my girlfriend.

It's better than cheating.

It is. Well then, if you fuck the sex doll and not your girlfriend, then it's kind of like— it's kind of like cheating. Because if you only fuck the sex doll, you don't fuck your girlfriend anymore, you know?

I could fuck both. I have a lot of free time.

How many times you came in that single day?

Maybe 5.

You're fucking crazy, dude.

5?

I'll come like once. One time in like three days.

I was gonna say per three days. Absolutely gonna say that. Good. Did I order a beer as well?

I'm drinking it.

You're drinking my beer.

How many did you order?

I ordered three.

You ordered three, but we only got two, I think. Is there a button? How do we press the button?

Yeah.

Press the button.

Thank you.

What's that laugh?

It's like a fucking sarcastic laugh, kind of.

I don't know.

It's funny.

To be honest, Howard Stark has a similar laugh.

I kind of got it from him.

Okay, let's go. Are you on?

I know because people plugging it.

No, it's been—

it won't go up.

It won't go up. Your phone is fucked.

Once it goes past like 4, 5, it won't go up anymore. It's fucked. Moises, next time you give me a phone, give me a better phone, dude. What the fuck? Do you know he got— he bought this phone and then he did the Leechmobile and that was the last time he streamed?

He bought it to stream?

Yeah, me, I convinced him to. I thought it'd be funny and then he stopped streaming. He did the Leechmobile, him and Fucking out, EBZ.

Why did he stop?

Um, I thought—I don't know—I don't think he really enjoyed it. But him and EBZ did the Wingsmobile. They followed you guys on the RV. Hi guys. He got the infamous footage of EBZ slapping Sam. That was Moises's angle. Really? From this phone right here.

Oh, I find that's not funny.

I got it too. No, but the angle that everybody clicked and used was from Moises. It's so funny. Yeah, that's really funny actually. And then Morris said that he would stream much, and then like I started to stream, and then he gifted the phone to me. Not gifted, but he just gave it to me, and I never paid for it.

I mean, the money.

Okay, so you owe him money?

Yeah, I owe him money for the phone, and then he broke it, so we both owe money. Oh, there it is! Wow! Oh, fuck!

We fucked up. I scammed them.

I scammed them.

Scamming out the Moises.

I scammed them out the Moises of the studio apartment.

You literally scammed them the studio apartment like rent for a month.

What? I mean, I'm sure this phone at this point is worth like $300, $400. He signed up for Verizon for it. He's gonna be a streamer. I thought, I thought Moises would be an interesting streamer, to be honest.

He takes an hour to say what he needs to say.

I know, but it's like a— it's fun. Like, he's like a funny guy though, you know?

Moises would be a funny character. He's a funny character, but he would not— I don't think he would make a good streamer. I think— I don't really know. I don't know. He's a good guy, genuinely.

Like, he's honestly like a really, really good guy. Like, I know it takes a while to get to the point. Maybe he's not your favorite kind of content. Well, as a person, I promise you, he's a really good guy.

I don't really know Moises, but I feel like if he—

like, I'm not gonna—

if he could like solidify his sentences, yeah, yeah, he could be a better streamer.

Yeah, no, I feel you. I feel you. I tell him that.

He talks about shit that nobody cares about way too much.

I feel you, but I think it's like a Rhode Island thing.

Thank you.

I think it's a Boise thing.

I don't know.

I went to— do I talk about things no one cares about? Let me know because I need to improve.

No, I mean, you're fine. But mostly when I went to Boston, when I went to Boston, literally I go into a fucking store in Boston, people just talk, and I like, I don't want to talk. Like, I want my fucking drink. I want to leave. Don't— like, I don't want to talk.

Yeah, very tough people.

The line behind me. I feel you. He's very, very, very genuine. Honestly, he's a really genuine person.

Why is he laughing?

I do it a little bit too, but drained.

And then Ed, he's from New England, right? My old boss Ed. Yeah, he talked a lot. He used to get like drunk in the restaurant and just talk to all the customers. Yeah.

It was funny because sometimes we just tell people we want to talk to.

Yeah. Come to see us. Yeah. No, I feel you. I feel you. I feel like I have pretty good social awareness. Aware of some of this.

We want to. Those that share with us.

We want to drink with us. Come to Nana. You don't care.

Damn it, I don't. Nana is such a bitch.

You should follow Moises at UFC X4.

3.

Nah, he'd fuck you up.

Why would I fight Moises?

I'm only kidding. And the only reason I say he'd fuck you up is because he's literally worked out every single day for the last 9 years.

He's so strong, it's retarded. Working out is everything.

I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.

But he's so strong that even if he's like ridiculous, if he just connects with a punch, it's gonna—

me and you, he's gonna knock our heads off.

You get someone— love hotel. You give someone boxing gloves that are like what, 15 ounces? 20? Yeah, you give two— you give people 20-ounce boxing gloves, it don't matter. You feel the glove, you don't really feel the power.

He's real strong. He— all he does is work out, but he's real strong.

Have you already been hit with a boxing glove?

Yeah, I've used to box. Like, we used to box in high school.

Yeah, you know, like boxing gloves, like, I know, I know, you can punch really hard.

With the boxing glove, then it's very difficult to really hurt somebody. You need to be you need to punch. It's not like technique. No, I know, but like it's both. But but I understand. Yeah, but I understand. But some people are just so much so strong that Bruce.

Why is this letting destroy me? But he's really strong.

Yeah, he's a good guy. I get it. Like I get it. Like he takes a while to get the fight. He's a good guy. I fucking love Moises. He's my boy. But yeah, so he did the Wings Mobile and he followed behind EBZ Alpha Andy and they followed you guys. Imagine going on a trip with Alpha Andy. He tried to get—he's like, "Oh, it's like I'm gonna go." I'm like, "But I encourage him because for me, they don't like entertaining as fuck." Like, imagine if you're a fan of like a stream. Like, I was a fan of you, right?

So I'm like watching you and then my boy Moises.

It's like I'm gonna follow him. For me, I'm like, fuck yeah, dude. Like, that's fucking hilarious for me. I get to watch him follow you. That was hilarious. It was funny. It's fucking hilarious. I think honestly, like, you— because I remember how you used to interact with the situation and like, and Sam was trying to get— and certain people were trying to get them to not follow you guys. I could tell you were being like the nice guy about it and you didn't want to tell them no. Well, You didn't want to tell me no.

Well, I thought it was funny.

It's funny.

There's no reason for them not to follow.

It just adds to it. Why would you not want that? Yeah, it's fucking awesome.

My voice is so quiet.

It just adds to it. That was good shit. That was funny as fuck, dude.

He—

and then they followed you, and then he went to— he went to Vegas, and then they almost ran out of gas, and then he got like fucking exposed at the hotel he was at, and then he had to He got kicked out and shit. It was like amazing. Imagine it's like your friend and you're watching him. It was fucking amazing for me. I was watching it the whole time. It was amazing.

Oh yeah, yeah, you're kicked out of Vegas.

So funny. Yeah, for me it is. Yeah, these are weight. Shut up, Gary. Well, you know what, dude? No, I'm not gonna do it.

Cool. Queen of the meat tank.

Queen of the— so I only ban people if they say anything racist or intentionally hateful. I don't want hateful people on my channel. Be funny, be trolly, be creative, be funny. Make me laugh. Don't be a fucking douchebag, Freddy. You can, you can make fun of me in the chat, but be funny. Don't just be hateful. That's fucking nonsense. You know what I mean? Are you starting to regret this trip? No. We like hanging out together. I can tell. I have good social awareness, and if I felt like he didn't want to, like, do these trips with me, I wouldn't participate. That's fair to say, right?

Indeed. No, no.

If I didn't want to be here, I'd just walk out.

I would too.

You should.

Yeah, give a fuck? I would not.

More.

I would legit not. What are you guys talking about? Don't be upset, guys. You guys are gonna make it through it. Everything's gonna be good. You're gonna be together forever.

She says I'm too quiet.

Many, many things.

Very quiet.

No, it's fine. We are obnoxious. So me in particular, very obnoxious. So it's very difficult to, to, you know, compete with the obnoxiousness. Yeah. You need to suck Daniel.

You should talk to more.

Daniel, I'm gonna suck your dick.

Why?

I'm not interested in guys. Say yes!

You go on stream with me.

Say yes!

You suck one time, you go to Japan. Can I make a video about this? You go to fucking Tokyo.

Ice Poseidon sucks my dick.

My wife is mad that I suck, that he sucked, the man sucked my dick.

One suck equals an additional 500 viewers.

Not bad. I already did that though. Japanese guy. With who? This Japanese guy I met at a guest house 3 years ago sucked my dick in a park. It sounds like I'm making it up, but I'm not. Say it again? I knew this bisexual Japanese guy in a guest house. We went to a park and he gave me a blowjob.

No, he didn't.

He did.

You're like the fucking— you're like Ice Poseidon.

Yeah.

Shit.

Well, shit. Um, I'm sorry. Is that a true story?

Why did you let him do that?

Because I was bored. I feel it.

Did you come? No. You like hard?

Yeah, he was good at it.

But you couldn't come because I'm a man. It's too weird. Did you get hard?

Yeah. So you couldn't come?

No, it was too weird.

How long did he do it for? Like 5 minutes?

Yeah, about 5 or 10 minutes.

And then what did you say to him to make him stop?

He asked me if I wanted to come and then he stopped.

He was getting into it.

Yeah, he asked me if I want to go to his room.

He wanted the bike fix shop.

Where the fuck did he suck your dick then? In the park. Oh, in the park.

What?

Am I riding bikes like the park there?

Not by some random dude. Wait, how did you meet him?

At this guest house in Japan. It's like a share house.

And he offered to just suck your dick? You're like, fuck it. He just did it. What do you mean he just did it?

I tried to stop him. I said no, you can't touch it.

And he did anyway. And then he took it out. Who took it out, him or you? He did. And then you— but you let him do it?

Yeah, I just stayed there and it got hard.

Yeah, he sucked it.

Yeah. Would you be okay if I sucked his dick?

It's okay because you are not a woman.

Oh shit, I know what's happening tonight. That's exactly what Kimberly says. Really?

Yeah, you can fuck Matty.

You think if me and you— you think Kimberly would be okay with it? If me and you had sex?

Yeah, she'd be fine with it.

No, Vanessa would be heated. I think Kimberly would be as well. I think Kimberly's only saying that because she knows we're not actually going to. Please learn how to use Twitter properly. After 2 years, I can't watch the smoke things like a cigar anymore.

What the hell? Wait, why, why do, uh, why would Vanessa be mad? It's not like you're gonna date me.

Yeah, but it's still, it's still sex with another person. Yeah, no, Voices is funny on my stream. I do agree. And, uh, he does look like an anime character.

Correct.

But how?

I don't watch anime because I'm on a date, so I have no idea. But—

You're a fucking idiot. Um, where's my lighter?

In my hand. Dude, this fucking charger sucks. I have 3%. It just doesn't work. But wait, what were we saying? Um, something about dick-sucking guys. Oh yeah, if we had sex, Vanessa would be pissed.

She'd break up with me.

Yes, you would. I don't get that.

I told Kimberly that she can fuck other girls, and she said that I can fuck other guys.

I think if me— I think if me and you actually— because I think she understands that there's like a trolling aspect between you.

But I said— but I'm okay with her fucking other girls if she's forced to do that.

But I think she understands that me and you are friends.

If Vanessa fucks other girls, you'd be okay?

Same, same.

I think okay, but here's the thing.

I would think it's hot.

No, no, but let me explain. Let me explain. I would be upset because it would make me change. It would it would it would surprise me so much that I would be like, okay, I didn't know her as well as I thought I knew her. It wouldn't be the actual act of her doing it. I'd be like, oh shit! I didn't think she would do that. She's not. I didn't know her as well as I thought she did, as well as I thought I did. And I think Kimberly—

sometimes people just find out.

And I think Kimberly doesn't think that— she knows that nothing would happen between us, so she always says it. But I think if we actually did it, she would be blown away because I think she knows us well enough.

I'm reading.

Obviously, she doesn't think that we would actually do it. I think she knows we're just joking.

She would be blown away, but you know what I mean?

She would be blown away.

Let's be real. She'd probably just call me dead. I think she'd make fun of you.

Why is it zooming in? She's gonna break up with me. I think she's probably gay. Yeah, because it's like, am I gonna date you?

She knows we're not gonna do that, you know what I mean? I think she— well, let's be real, but I get it. But I think she knows you wouldn't do that. You don't think so? No, maybe she maybe she thinks that you would do it. Well, she doesn't know me that well, to be honest. So I don't know. I don't know. It's tough to say. But Vanessa, if I did it, I think I'd blow in mind. I think she'd be mind blown.

I think Vanessa can't believe.

I don't want to have her own channel. Well, we were. Go to it and lay while I watch.

Yeah, you can go fuck yourself.

I'll make the channel and I'll get the money. Is that happening?

I wouldn't even want it, but if we watched, it'd be fine.

No, I wouldn't do it.

Maybe it can be not the face I have my channel in, but without me, it's fine.

It's not. I would It'd be a little more fine without you, but with you it'd be less fine.

Tomoko no ho ga ninki. What do you think?

I was saying I want Tomoko is more popular. Totally against it. She would never do it. But I tried to convince her one day. Doesn't like me. I didn't really try to convince her.

Sometimes I said, if you want, I'm down to have sex in front of an audience. She said this marriage people.

Like 20 people.

It was great.

If you want me, Vanessa, to watch you and Kimberly have sex, I could probably convince her. I'm serious. Maybe. Uh, I don't think I even could. Vanessa's kind of like uptight about like sex and shit like that.

She's kind of prudish, realistically, which I like.

But I like— I think it would be— I like that. I think it'd be super hot if people watched me have sex.

If I will, if you want, we'll talk off stream. But if you want, I'll try to convince Vanessa of that.

You need to invite all your friends.

No, no. I think we should start with just me and Vanessa watching. How long have you been dating?

Ten years.

Ten years.

If voices ain't there, they are not my friends. They are very famous YouTubers.

Yo, voices would be so down. He'd be so down. What the fuck?

Not my friend.

Uh, Australian guy.

I could maybe convince Vanessa to watch.

Australian guy.

I would think it's funny as fuck. I wouldn't be able to take it serious. Greg.

Greg.

You're not allowed to talk.

Greg, I'm the Australian guy.

I think you'd laugh.

You're not allowed to talk. You're not allowed to have your dick out. Just straight watching, man. But I think it's hot if people watch because I don't know. It's like it makes me.

I know what you're saying.

It makes me and my. It makes me feel having sex with more like. Like I feel like it's empowering.

Yes, I understand. It's not for me, but I'm not drunk. I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. Get more drunk. Yeah. I'm not gonna have like a force. I have one. I'm not gonna do it. I don't give a fuck. Oh no. No no, but I'm not gonna go listen. I'm not gonna do that. But If Vanessa, if I could convince Vanessa to watch you and Kimberly, and it could be like, and we could all be in the same room, and you guys did it, and me and Kimberly watched. Wait, I might be okay with that.

Still talking about watching each other.

Okay, yeah, hundred percent. I'm down for that. I'm down for that. You know what?

They just did live streaming there. And clip.

You don't even know what you said. What did I say?

You could greet Vanessa.

What did I say? Did I say me and you were such retarded?

You said me. Kimberly, you and Vanessa are in the same room. Yeah.

Mother, 오늘도 같이 하셨어.

That's not what I meant.

That's not what I meant.

Get the fuck out of here.

I'd rather fucking never fucking. I'll fucking never. No, I'm good.彼女が他の男の子寝たらもう寝たら.

But wow.

Yeah, I would. If you and Kimberly want to do it and me and Vanessa want to watch, that's something that I could maybe convince. I think would you guys? Watch. Would you guys be down to watch Ice and Kimberly have sex in person?

Maybe. That's a yes.

How about you? Not in person. Not yes, you would. Online? No, no, no, no.

I would never do anything like that online.

No, no, because then you could share it and other people could be watching. But in person, no cameras, very secluded area. You're down. I could tell. You're it's a yes. I don't need to hear anything. How about you? He did.

That's a yes as well. What do you mean he did?

He did sex on Skype. Skype? He had a— Would you watch people have sex in person? Yeah, I watched it. He did. It's hard.

What?

He keep many sexual photo with a woman.

I don't know what you're saying. So you were on Skype and you had sex on Skype?

Yeah.

While she watched?

No, I had, I had, um, what's the word? I had a Skype conversation. We showed each other our private parts and You don't need to be so political about it.

I should have said a private part. No, no, yeah, she had to tell him my dick out.

And I had it on an SD card. I had screenshots and she saw the SD card.

I still have it though.

So you cheated with her on Skype?

Yeah.

God, you're all over the place.

Damn, dude.

And then so she— he made another woman.

So what did you? What did you think about that?

I weren't really shocked, so that's why I went to the mental clinic after we separated.

Damn! I couldn't treat well after separating.

Why are you telling them that?

Wait, why did you go to the mental clinic? Because of that.

Because of the SD card. Were you?

Were you like just yelling? and freaking out?

I didn't hear it. I just cried. I was just crying, and I talked to many friends, and I talked to the doctor, and I took the pill. Sleeping pill.

What is that? Sleeping pill?

Oh, to try to like—

okay.

Okay, yeah, no, no, let's hear it.

But you would, you would want, you would let, would you let me and Vanessa watch you guys? Let's be real. Are we?

But what who is Vanessa? Girlfriend? I'm sorry. But who is Vanessa? Well, Vanessa's my girlfriend. Ah, your girlfriend.

I've been with her a long time, a long time.

Realistically, I would probably not let you watch because I'm friends with you. I would only let strangers.

Okay, no, because I know he's hanging because I'll never see them again.

Yeah, no, I feel you. So that's like, you know, I mean, I don't want like my friends watching my girlfriend naked. I feel like if it's a stranger, I don't give a fuck.

Yeah, you don't want me to have that like over you. Yeah, yeah, no, I feel you 100%. No, I feel you. All right, I guess it's off the table then because I'm down. You let me know.

I know you're down.

No, I don't want to I, I genuinely don't want to see you have sex at all, honestly.

You're lying, dude.

No, I don't. I want to do it— if, if I was going to watch you have sex, it would be because I would think it's funny to put Vanessa in that situation, not because I want to see you have sex. I would think it'd be a funny dynamic between me and Vanessa.

I would never let the chat or viewers watch either because—

I wouldn't let them know. I would never Because it's like someone would.

No, fuck no. I don't want. I don't want viewers watching.

No, you don't want me to have that power over you. I get it. Like I said, we're still talking about the same thing. It is.

It's not an ego thing. It's just like I wouldn't.

I wouldn't.

この話長いね。You would every time you would see my. Every time you see Kimberly after that, you see her naked in your mind.

I know what you're saying. Yeah. Problem. No, that's good. That's good. Honestly, because I wouldn't. I wouldn't want you to fucking do that either.

Okay. Gary sounded like a snake.

How about you? You got to. No, I would do that because I'd be curious if Vanessa would do it. It has nothing to do with him in particular. Toilet.

Yes. All right.

Gary Pepper, someone said. No, dude, I don't wanna— I would never— I don't wanna fucking switch girlfriends and be a fucking weirdo. It's only sex, the conversations.

I don't know how it ends up there.

I think it's just an interesting topic, you know.

Yeah, I mean, I think it's because these guys are here and they are— they have the things going on.

They got some stuff happening.

Hi. Hello. Hi, how are you? I'm good. Uh, I knew you, so I watched your live stream. How long? Uh, because Daniel So liked you, but he often watches your channel. Yeah, he told me so the ice skating is very funny. So, um, he— you're making the, um, Tinder, Tinder.

Oh yeah, you like that? You like the Tinder stuff? Yeah, it's funny. Yeah.

It was funny.

Yeah, what's your favorite?

Um, when I watched your channel, so you were, you were, um, riding on the car, so you spread a lot of money for the people in the elevator.

I was sitting in a chair?

Yeah, on the, on the Car. The car? Yeah, the car with people and with eggs.

I was a bunny rabbit. Oh yeah, bunny love.

Yeah, Easter, the Easter one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was very funny.

Dude, I, I remember the one, this one scene from that where you, you, you drive up. Funny, Travis, this is one of my favorite scenes from you. I'm not gonna— I'm not kidding. You drive up, you're in the back as a fucking Easter Bunny ridiculous, right? You drive up, you stop, you look, and there's just like these kids, and you're in the Jewish neighborhood, and you go, hey kids, do you want some money? And they all just look at you like you're fucking insane, and there's just awkward silence. So this awkward pause— you remember that clip?

Yeah.

That was the fucking most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

I thought that show That was so fucking funny.

It was good.

Oh my God, dude.

Yeah, I mean—

And you're in that like— it's like you're like West Hollywood or some shit. That was fucking ridiculous.

It was really good.

I really enjoyed that. Do you know what I mean? You're a cop funny ass. That was really funny.

I was like, all right, there's some like Jewish kids here.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm with Easter Rabbit. This looks creepy.

You were with Sam, and Sam actually made me laugh because you were like— you pulled up and you threw— you threw eggs at them, and you're like, hey kids, want some money? And then there was like a dead silence, and Sam's just like, oh my God. And it was just like the fucking most ridiculous clip. That shit was really good. That was really fucking funny.

Thank you. Thank you, that guy. Why are you saying thank you? I'm used to writing English. I listened to—

that shit was fucking ridiculous.

Don't speak English because we usually talk to only Japanese. Yo, what's your channel?

Are you live right now? Yeah. Tell them your channel. Hiding in my room. Hiding in my room. Yeah. That's it. They type hiding in my room.

Just type hiding.

It comes up. Hiding. It comes right up. Excuse me. Excuse me. You don't have to type the whole thing. Just hiding in my room. Just type H.

Comes up straight away. All right. No, it doesn't. You have to type hiding.

Yo, I think he's live right now. So I'm probably gonna end my stream. If you guys want to go to his, check his out. Just type hiding in my room. Oh, nice. And he'll be live. I don't know how long we're gonna be here, kind of 100% honest, but they're live right now. So go to his channel and check it out. It's hiding in my room. And I think we're gonna end my stream and then we're gonna go from here. I don't know what the fuck me and Ice are gonna do, but fuck it, just go check out him. That's it. Anything else to say? No?

No.

That's it. Go to Hiding in My Room. Yo, I appreciate you guys for watching. I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. It's been a while. I'm still gonna— no, I know you guys are gonna say no. I get it. Relax. Just go to Hiding in My Room because he's live right now. I'll see you guys in a little bit. I'm gonna be— I'm gonna— I don't know, maybe I'll be in Australia. Maybe I'll be in Los Angeles. You never fucking know. We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. I know, no, stay. I get it, I get it. I appreciate you guys. I fucking love you guys. He looks like Wada Fiji. I'm buzzed. It's fucking amazing. I get it. But he's laughing right now. And then, uh, that's it, dude. I'll see you guys in a little bit. Thank you guys for watching. And, uh, join my Discord. The mods will post the link if you want to fucking join me there. Otherwise, follow me on Instagram and Twitter. I am Gary David. Talk to me there. I'll talk to you guys soon.

Gary, talk to me Peace there.

the fuck out, guys. Thank you, guys. Goodbye.

All right, I ended it.

I ended my stream. It's just you guys now. You finished? Yeah, yeah, my stream. Yeah, yeah, it's yours now.

Yeah, yeah, he finished his livestream.

Are you streaming?

Our livestream time.

Uh, yeah, I am. Yeah, yeah. I don't know about Gary, but I will be.

This is a private time.

Tomorrow, get the fuck out of here. We gotta go to, uh, we gotta go to Tokyo tomorrow.

I know, like, we're tired. Very tired. I am very tired.

Yeah, probably back to the hotel soon. Yeah, it's nice meeting you.

It's nice meeting you too, Daniel.

It's very weird.

I've been watching you for a long time. Yeah, how long?

Couple years. I feel like you and me are very similar. Yeah, in like some kind of ways.

I don't know, I feel like you're trolling.

I know it sounds like I am. I'm not. No, he's not trolling.

I feel like you're a troll.

No, I'm not. I don't think he's a troll. I mean, he's a nice guy. He's a little shy. He's not shy in his stream, but he's shy because it's like a different a different environment for him. And shit, you know what I mean? But I feel like he's genuine. I don't think he's trolling.

I'm usually a stream by myself.

Yeah. Oh, did you want the court? No.

I feel like some of those stories you say are trolling.

Hell no, he's real as fuck. You think he's trolling?

Our live stream. I don't know.

Are you trolling at all? He's not trolling at all. He's so real.

I think he's no no no.

10,000. 1,000. Yeah, same paper. Okay, not 10, 10,000. Oh, 1,000.

I don't know why it's bored. It's like, fuck with that end right there. I know you're saying at the same time.

Sometimes YouTuber is very hot. They're thinking about a lot of. I like the.

I like that you guys work together on this. That's really cool.

I'm so excited. It's very cool guy. You're very kind. You are very kind. So my Japanese is— I do not—

Your viewers are English?

Uh, mostly American.

American? Yeah, no Japanese?

About 5% Japanese. I don't know if they're actually Japanese though.

Are you— don't speak English.

You speak Japanese mostly?

Yeah.

What do you speak on stream?

Japanese?

Yeah, on the video. He can speak Japanese well. Oh yeah, fluent.

Perfect.

I guess so. Yeah, his Japanese is good.

You speak like— it's like Fluent? You said it's not fluent, right?

High level. High level. Yeah, not fluent. Are you Japanese? No, I'm half English, half Malaysian.

What about Malaysian? Malaysian. Malaysian.

Malaysian.

You were born in England? Yeah. What part?

Kent. Good old Kent, England.

Have you been? I've been to Kent. Have you?

Yeah. Whoa!

Wow! He's white. He's white. One K, Andy.

One K.

How long did your livestream?

Did you do today? Yesterday. Five six hours. Something like that, yeah. Yesterday, we all day. I streamed like ten hours. He streamed like five. All fucking day. Talking, talk, talk, talk the whole time. I know, I know. Wow. We got a lot to say.

It's not too. I like talking. I love talking.

Talking is great. The main reason I like to livestream is because I get to talk all day. I fucking love talking. Usually I talk to my girlfriend and she just ignores me, so this way I get to talk to people and they actually listen. So it's nice.

I can talk. I just sound like a maniac.

Nobody listens. So the livestream, it's fucking perfect. Oh man, let's go to 7-Eleven and get a dessert. They got dessert. Okay, we'll get the bill. Yeah, probably go back to our hotel soon.

Okay. Your hotel near here?

Uh, it's not far. It's close. I don't know where we are, but it's close.

Yeah, number.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, really? It's easy.

Okay, I'll tell you how it is.

That's fine, dude. Oh, I can't do it from here?

You can. I can? Yeah.

This will be the exciting night.

How easy, dude.

Ah, okay.

Okay.

Ah, okay.

Viewers are like—

Too many people watching your channel.

Yeah, that's good. I made you. You're gonna go out and do crazy shit now.

Don't lose No, we're gonna go home.

No, you're gonna keep it going.

It's getting late.

This is your chance.

It's 10 o'clock.

No, you're gonna keep it going.

What do you mean?

I'm tired.

My voice is tired. More than I.

He couldn't speak talking.

My voice is bad.

Can't speak anymore. Why? Had you called?

I don't usually talk.

You're usually talking too much in livestream.

I talk loads, loads. I talk more than anyone here.

What's up?

Here you go.

Give it up. Oh, this card is stuck in the ass. Fuck, throw it out. I have 2 more.

You can set more as well. Like long?

I have like 45.

45 cards?

Yeah, really?

But they're not as long as this.

I run out and I go and buy them with the gas station. No, I I literally have 45 in there.

I counted them.

He brought 45 cords.

You never know how often you need them.

Yeah, you never know how many fucking times you need 45 cords. That makes no sense.

They might break.

Not 45 times.

How many people did you guys talk to? Other strangers in Osaka?

How many people? A lot. Yeah, a good amount.

Yeah, a good amount. Yeah, we've been talking to a lot of people all over Japan.

Ah, some fan to talk to you guys? Say again? Um, some people, some your fan? Fan? Oh yeah, yeah, talk to you.