making hand made BURGER

I think

that looks pretty good.

It's a bit far away.

That looks

quite good.

Do you think that looks good?

Oh no, when I move the mouse it turns the

computer back on.

Fuck's sake.

Oh no.

Hmm, don't know. What about this for

Not sure where should I put the mirror.

Stupid computer, why does it keep turning

on?

Shut down. I'll just shut it off.

How come you only have 17 viewers? Nobody

watches anymore. Sad face. Because it's

only been 5 fucking minutes.

Hmm, maybe I'll just do it like this.

Yeah, I think this is quite good for

the setup.

Twitch is not like YouTube. On YouTube,

when you start a stream, people join

the stream nearly straight away. On

YouTube— I mean, on Twitch, it takes like

half an hour to get going, which is why

when most people on Twitch start

streaming, the first half an hour is just

like stream will begin shortly thing.

You watch a Dr Disrespect stream And

almost the first hour is just like his

premade pre-video stuff whilst

the viewers start joining.

I can have the is everyone leaving you

again? How sad, sad face. Back up now.

Because I found a way to disable the

stupid GIFs so I can have the penguin and

the cat back up now. All you had to do was

go into settings and then just disable the

GIFs from there. I kept looking in the

donation settings to try and disable it.

Does my hair look good today? I washed it.

I washed my hair and My buttocks.

Pimples. I got new pimples now on my chin.

The other ones cleared away, and now I've

got new ones. I'm getting like a massive

breakout this last few weeks.

What can you do? I've been putting hand

sanitizer on it, hoping the alcohol will

dry it up and sanitize it.

Maybe it works, maybe it doesn't. I don't

So I think I have the mirror there, and

you can occasionally see me.

Life in Manchester is so fun.

Can you see the? Does it depress you?

Know just how alone you really are?

Yes, it does. Can you see the cat?

I think I changed settings so you can see

Well, no one's saying yes, so don't

know if it's working.

No one's gonna answer. Oh, thank you.

Yes, you can see it. God, it's like

getting water out of bloody stone.

Okay, so what am I gonna make for the

burger? Gotta use this meat because it's

going brown. Still good,

it's still good. I think for the burger

I'm gonna put celery in it,

chop up the celery and

add some spices.

That meat's really good, so I want to use

it quickly.

It doesn't get to get that smelly beef

smell.

Better make it quickly then. Got barbecue

seasoning for it too. Really,

I need stuff like onions and garlic,

but I don't have anything. I got nothing.

People on Reddit, you got acne cause you

got some type of STI, lol. Yeah,

they're saying I've got herpes, aren't

they? Even though I haven't had sex in

like, what, last time I had sex was March.

So apparently to them I've got an STD.

What kind of STD gives you pimples?

Where are my scissors?

Yeah, just ignore the fact that I've had

pimples my entire life. Now all of a

sudden they're saying it's because I've

got an STD. I've had pimples since I was

like 16. I definitely wasn't having sex

when I was 16. It was way worse when I was

a teenager and early 20s.

This meat looks great.

They always got to come up with something,

don't they?

They can't go with the actual obvious

answer, which is I'm just a bit sad

and depressed and stressed, which is

causing pimples. No, they gotta make up

some stupid story about me

having herpes sexually transmitted.

Donation says 6969.

How does it feel knowing that Jess moved

on from you and got a new man now and

think you are garbage? Lol,

lol, so funny.

Can't talk about Chihiro, she told me not

to. Oh.

Okay, how do I make this? First I need to

chop the celery into small pieces.

Um,

how small?

They need to be pretty small.

Going to chop them into very fine pieces

like that.

I don't know how people can not like

celery. So nice and fresh and crispy.

It's got such a nice refreshing taste,

especially if it's with meat and oily

Does anyone have any news when Japan's

reopening? I saw one article,

some of them think might open November

because apparently the

new prime minister is under a lot of

pressure to reopen from all the Business

people losing money from no tourism.

I think most of Japan, they want to

reopen to tourists because they're losing

There's this one channel where all

he makes are videos about when Japan's

Doesn't get many views though.

It's, uh, not a very profitable niche.

Do I think Japan will help bring in more

viewers?

Um, probably not, but at least

I can have sex and get

a girlfriend. No content and no sex,

or no content and sex?

Which one's better?

When I eventually go back to Japan, I

probably won't even say anything at

first. So when my videos just turn into

like no video footage and it's just me

talking, it's because I'm hiding my

location. I don't know if I want to like

publicly announce When I'm in Japan again,

I don't know. I guess

I feel a little bit worried.

I mean, Chihiro said she wouldn't go to

immigration last time I talked to her.

I don't really think it's a problem.

I'm not sure. I don't really have any

ideas for videos anyway, even if I go back

to Japan. First it would be day 1 back

in Japan, then day 2 sad and lonely in my

hotel. It's not like I've got all these

amazing ideas that

would re-spark the channel,

so I don't know what to do.

I wish I could be like Harold, Harold

Boulder. He just makes a vlog in the place

and then he uploads it. By the time he's

uploaded it, he's not even there anymore.

Seems like such an efficient way of doing

it without getting harassed and stuff.

Oh wow, I used, I used all of it. I

thought I had more.

I wish I could make videos like Harold,

just pick up a camera and go outside and

go go to a place without worrying about

anything. There's no moisture

to this at all. This is so dry. How am I

gonna make it stick?

I need an egg, really. Maybe I can spit on

it. I need some

wetness. Can I spit on it?

What do I have?

Put some water maybe. Oh, there's water

in here already.

I think that's a bit too much.

Oh, I put too much water. Oh, oh,

it's all leaking.

It's not going to plan.

Give it some time. It takes a bit

of work until it looks good.

Looks pretty good.

Oh, you can squeeze the water out. Look,

like elephant dung.

Like that Bear Grylls episode when he

squeezes elephant poo.

Delicious.

Maybe I'll make meatballs instead of a

burger.

My new flashlight, look,

just like the real thing.

It smells just like the real thing too.

Call it meatloaf. What's a meatloaf?

They put breadcrumbs in it, don't they?

Burger.

Burger.

Beautiful. This is one big burger,

big boy burger. Okay,

that should do.

So I was researching about Afghanistan.

Apparently Britain invaded Afghanistan

twice already in the 1800s. At this point,

I think Britain's probably invaded every

single country in existence. So in

the 1800s, there was a thing called the

Great Game when the British Empire was

scared that the Russian Empire was going

to invade and take India.

They were scared Russia was going to take

Afghanistan and use it as a base to invade

India from. So the British

invaded Afghanistan first and installed

their own little puppet government, but

then the puppet government got defeated

by, like, the actual Afghanistan people.

So Britain had to send an army of

retribution to take revenge,

and then there was a second Afghanistan

war with the British. About the same

thing. So you can

see the history goes way back for all this

hatred against the West. Dates back

hundreds of years. It's not like a recent

thing. People just think, oh, why are we

there in the first place? It's nothing to

do with us because we've been meddling in

the Middle East since like the 1800s.

People don't even know their own history.

England has like meddled with every single

region in the entire world by now.

The same with America.

Okay, it's pretty good. We had a history

lesson and the bird It's

very sweet these days.

Now my hands are orange.

I don't know why I feel sleepy today.

Just don't really feel very energetic like

I usually do.

Yeah, it's gonna get cold soon. I need to

get a big jumper. I didn't bring my big

woolly gray one with me.

Put the burger in.

I had got some pasta left over.

A little bit of pasta,

and then that's it really. Need to go

shopping again. When did I last go

shopping? Losing track of the days now.

When did I go shopping last time?

It's probably 5 days ago, so that burger

and pasta should last me 2 dinners, I

think. I've got garlic bread

as well.

Last shopping cost me £20. How come it's

all gone already? Didn't get it.

Oh, I did buy coffee. That's like £3.

Oh yeah, I could have added Huel to the

burger. I can't believe summer's

over already. Didn't get to have my

fun time summertime.

Worst summer ever.

2020 summer was much better.

2019 summer was much better too.

What did I do 2019 summer?

I was messing around in Germany with a

Turkish girl, wasn't I? And then met Essex

Girl and then back to Japan. Good times,

good times.

This year really is shit.

Last year everyone was moaning about

lockdown and I didn't really get affected

by it. To be honest, I was still

traveling, meeting people. I feel like

this year is the year when it's really

gonna hit, hit home.

I can't believe a whole year nothing can

happen. It's just weird. It's not like I

put any effort into making things happen

before. They always just kind of naturally

Maybe I'm at the age where you actually

have to put effort into making things

happen, or else just nothing will happen.

I got banned for no reason on YouTube.

Don't know,

don't remember banning anyone recently.

Thailand wants to reopen in December.

Hmm, I don't know. I feel like anywhere I

go, it's just gonna be the same.

I want to go back to Japan.

Then at least I can like kind of recreate

what my life was like, even though it's

not going to be the same.

On, on the bright side, my stocks are

doing well. Corsair Gaming's up 10%.

And my new play, Activision, it's up 4%.

Pretty good considering I bought it

yesterday. Usually when I buy a new stock,

it goes down the next day.

See if I can swing trade my way into

profits. How do I decide which stock to

buy? I watch this guy called Traveling

Trader. He's pretty good.

Just make sure you buy at support

lines, not at resistance lines, which is

what I was doing before. I can't believe I

was so stupid thinking it would be a good

idea to buy when it's at a resistance

line. So I've got Activision

Blizzard. Got about $1,500,

hoping to get a 15 or 20% gain.

I didn't buy Lockheed yet. I want to get

Lockheed Martin if it drops to $340 or

Maybe, um, Lockheed's gonna do well.

Maybe there's going to be some civil war

fighting.

You may as well throw a dart at a stock

board. No, because these are good

companies and they're at support lines.

It's not random, it's finding good

companies and then buying when, when

they've been beaten down.

It's not like throwing a dart at all. I

don't know what you're talking about.

I think Activision is quite a good one to

buy. I don't even know why it got beaten

down so much. They had some kind of sexual

abuse scandal with one of their staff

members who were— who was at the top. He

got fired, I think. And then they got

beaten down more because China is now

banning video games. But China is

not like a massive part of Activision's

business. So seems

like a silly reason for the sell-off,

plus it's at support lines. China is just

being really stupid now. First they're

like banning tech

companies from doing stuff, now they're

banning video games. Well, they're not

banning them, they're just putting a limit

on how many hours you can play an hour a

week.

So if you're a kid, you can only play

games for 1 hour a day on

Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. You're only

allowed to play 3 hours a week. I play

like 12 hours a day. Well, I'm not a kid,

so it wouldn't affect me anyway. But even

when I was a kid, I played video games

probably like 5 to 10 hours a day.

I don't know how they're gonna enforce it

though. Maybe they're gonna make video

game companies limit

customers, and then if the companies

aren't following the rules, then they fine

the companies.

And apparently, according to Sir Pencer,

the dream of becoming an English teacher

in China is just It's over now. Give up on

He said they— some of the big English

schools that employed foreigners are like

going bankrupt or getting shut down.

Jesus, imagine you're the owner of those

schools. You would be shitting yourself

right now. Your whole business model just

got shat on by the CCP, and your

whole income pretty relied on that school

thing. So having all your money in one

stock, isn't it? Having a business— scary

having a business. You got people like

wine vineyard owners, your whole crop gets

wiped out because of climate change, then

you're fucked.

I feel like having a— owning and running a

business is riskier than investing

in stocks. Oh, I've got that juice

coming out.

Even Natsuki, Chris Broad's friend, said

he was struggling with his hair salon

business. I'm not getting much business

now because everyone's staying at home and

cutting their own hair like me. See,

you got your whole— all your eggs in one

basket in one business that you've set up

and run. At any time, something could

happen, just mess it all up. Natural

disaster, government regulations, trends.

I wonder how much money Chris pays Natsuki

to be in the videos. Maybe he pays him

like $10,000, or maybe gives him a

percentage. I just wonder how they

have that conversation. So Chris, how much

money you gonna give me today? Here you

go, Natsuki, I paid you $10,000.

I feel like Chris's video is getting a bit

silly. His last one, they were like

messing around on an island dressed up as

pirates looking for treasure. I don't like

it when they do this. Harold Balder is

doing it too recently. He was in Arizona

or the Grand Canyon or whatever pretending

to look for a Whopper. What is the point?

It's so stupid. The acting's rubbish.

It's not funny. It seems completely

pointless. I don't want to see 2 grown men

running around looking for a Burger King.

On the floor pretending they're hunting

for it. It's so stupid and pointless. I

just want to watch him go to a cool place

and interact with people.

I really wish YouTubers would stop doing

this kind of cringe acting skit stuff.

It's so unnecessary.

Oh yeah, make the video more fun. It's

just stupid.

You could have just walked around the

Arizona place and just showed the scenes

and it would have been fine just like

that. I don't want to see them running

around pretending to hunt for a big

whopper.

Get a hair perm? Ugh, I hate that.

I hate it when women get perms. My

ex-Korean girlfriend got a perm and it

just made her look 15 years older. It's

like a 50-year-old Asian woman look.

Perms never look good.

If I went to that traditional inn on the

pirate island and all they had was

seafood, I would have absolutely hated it.

Like big prawns, horrible crabs,

disgusting shell stuff. I would have just

vomited all over it. I hate seafood.

I only like fish. I hate crabs and

lobsters and weird things with tentacles

and legs. And antennas coming out and

shellfish.

Remember Chihiro made that video for me at

the onsen and then she had a crab dinner?

They mix all the crab guts and brains up

and they turn it into like a crab soup.

They call it crab soup. It's just

a mixture of the crab guts and brains.

Disgusting. It's all green and brown.

Ugh, I'd rather starve. I'd rather

have a packet of crisps. They get— they

tear the legs off and they like suck the

flesh out. It's disgusting.

Crabs. I'd never eat a crab.

They look like massive spiders. It's like,

you wouldn't get a spider and then pull

its legs off and then suck on them, would

you? You wouldn't get a spider and then

mix all its innards into like a paste and

then eat it, would you? It's like a

massive spider. Imagine you've got a

massive hairy black spider in front of you

with its legs all like sticking up, and

you're just pulling its legs out— you're

pulling its legs off and you suck on its

legs. Why? How is that delicious?

It's disgusting.

Crabs and lobsters, they literally look

like insects of the oceans.

Just they have, they have orange-looking

shells and they don't have hair.

Disgusting things. I would never want to

eat seafood. I've seen Japanese food

shows, they walk around these fish markets

and they get these massive shrimps.

They're really big shrimps, huge, and they

eat them raw. Sometimes they're even

alive. They just like bite the head off

and suck the guts out and they're like,

mmm, oishii. You must be joking.

How are they not disgusted by it? I don't

get it. They look at all these gross crabs

and they think, mmm, delicious. They start

salivating. No,

oysters are just as bad. Look disgusting.

It's got like slimy snot texture.

It's got weird stuff in it too.

You eat the whole thing as well, don't

you? All of its digestive tract, its

brains, its genitals as well.

How do oysters have sex? I can't even

Can you imagine oysters having sex? How do

they have sex? Or those sea urchins, the

spiky things, how do they have sex? Don't

they just like spray the sperm into the

water and then the female catches it?

Making money off stocks is all well and

good and everything, but it just doesn't

really scratch my itch like YouTube

used to do.

YouTube was exciting. Stocks can also be

exciting if you do it in a very risky way,

but then you end up losing money. It's not

good to get addicted to stocks in a

gambling way. Really, the best way to do

investing is like feeling bored and not

using it as a source of entertainment.

I just feel kind of bored with the stocks

Doing risky trades, yeah, it can be

exciting, but then it's just when

it's going bad, it just makes you want to

vomit. The nervousness.

I've kind of given up on day trading

because I just had so many bad trades that

wiped out all my profits, and I just got

to the point where I don't want to do this

anymore. I think I'm just going to stick

to swing trading over periods of weeks and

months. It's much safer.

The problem with day trading is You can

easily lose all your profits so quickly.

It's just so random. And then reading

candle bars and indicators is a load of

rubbish.

I prefer doing it a different way.

I just don't like the feeling risking

doing a risky trade and then goes minus

hundred something.

The Fibonacci thing, well, it works

sometimes and sometimes doesn't work.

My new strategy now is. I zoom out

to the year chart and I look to see if

it's trading in a range, and then if it's

at the bottom and it's had like a big

sell-off for some stupid reason, then I

buy it.

And that works pretty well. It's just you

can be in a trade for months doing that.

I've been in some trades July and I only

just sold to get a 10% gain.

I got a 10% gain on Etsy, but I've been in

Etsy since July,

so it's pretty slow.

Just feel a bit bored now. I don't know

what to do. YouTube's boring, stocks are

everything's boring. I feel

like stirring up some drama again.

Thought you'd never get bored of

investing. It's fun when there's something

actually happening.

It's kind of boring now.

Let's see, so my shorts are getting

wrecked. Look at that. I can't believe the

Nasdaq just went up and up and up. My NIO

little trade on NIO is actually doing

well. And then I got a little trade on

Activision, which is— it's doing quite

well. It's up £29. Not bad in a day.

But I don't want to sell for like a 2.9%

gain. That's just stupid.

And then main portfolio

is actually up quite a

lot today. Corsair Gaming went up quite a

lot today. My second portfolio is doing

really well. Look, I finally cracked

£7,000. I was stuck at like £6,800 for

months. Finally, I got over

it. I sold my Etsy and I sold Tattooed

Chef at 15% gain. Finally, War Green Boots

is going back up.

So yeah, at this rate, I feel like the

second portfolio is going to overtake the

That would be funny. My first portfolio

started at 20K, now it's at 12K. The

second one started at 6K, now it's at 7K,

so it's actually doing better because I

didn't YOLO all of it into stupid stuff.

YOLO! My Amazon trade is up 5%. See,

that's why you need some FAANG stocks. I

used to think, oh, you don't want to get

Facebook or Apple, they're boring and

slow. But actually, sometimes all the

FAANG stocks move up huge. Like yesterday,

all the FAANG stocks were up nearly 4%.

That's what

you need— diversification. You need some

energy, some FAANG, some growth, a bit of

dividends, because they all move up and

down in cycles. So you just sell when it's

in its cycle of going up, and then you buy

when other stuff are in their down cycles.

Just seems so obvious now. Don't know why

it took me such a long time to realize it

all moves in cycles. There's no such thing

as like, oh, this stock is rubbish.

Oh, this kind of stock is rubbish.

There's no such thing. They're all good,

but just at different times.

Stir up drama. I could say I can make up

some drama about how Hong Kong guy

stealing my wife. My viewer— how

my viewer stole my wife and ruined my

whole life.

He slept with her. How could he?

He was my best friend.

Nah, I can't be bothered.

Gotta keep Chihiro happy, don't I?

Otherwise she could make

my life difficult if I want to get back to

What else do I do all day?

Play Rainbow Six, really, that's it. And

then about 6 o'clock when I don't stream,

I make dinner, I watch some YouTube, play

Mario Kart, look at stocks

all day, go to

bed at about 12, wake up at 8, do

push-ups.

I matched a few more girls on Bumble.

They're quite cute, but the conversations

just don't go anywhere, and they don't put

any effort into making conversation. I

feel like it's always just me asking all

the questions and they barely ask me

anything back.

And then I just feel like, oh, what's the

point? Because I'm used to viewers

messaging me, and when viewers message me,

they always have so many questions like,

well, how's things going, Daniel? How are

you feeling? And I don't have to explain

anything to them because they already know

about me. I just miss viewers more.

Talking to complete strangers is just

boring. They don't know anything about me.

They don't put any effort into asking

about me. They just answer my questions

and then they let the conversation die.

And I just feel like, oh, this is such a

pain in the backside.

'Cause they probably got all these funny

charismatic guys cracking jokes and being

all witty, and I have to compete with

that, and I just don't know how to be all

witty and funny. Hey baby,

did you fall from the heaven? 'Cause you

got a bruise on your face. That's the

worst line ever.

They probably use all stupid cringe Pickup

lines, don't they? I don't know. I always

just ask boring stuff like, "Oh, where are

you from? How long have you lived here?

What are your hobbies and your dreams?

What's your favorite food?" It's

so difficult talking to girls when they

don't put any effort into the

They got the gift of the gab, which I

don't. I suck so much at talking to girls

and being funny and being witty. I hate

having to be witty. If you want to laugh,

watch a fucking comedian.

Watch Jimmy Carr if you want to laugh. I

want to have sex, idiot. Not here to

make you laugh. It's like in England, if

you want to get laid, you have to be a

bloody comedian as well to get any action.

You gotta be a comedian full of witty

banter.

Jesus, pisses me

off. So you can just tell they're just

sitting there waiting for me to be witty

and funny. Eat my shit.

I should put that in my profile. I'm not

funny, I'm not witty, I'm pretty boring,

and I do OnlyFans.

If that doesn't sound like your cup of

tea, then fuck off. See how many matches I

get then.

At least it's honest. Instead of putting,

hey guys, my name's Timothy Jim Bob. I

like motorbiking and mountain cross scuba

diving, and I hang out with my mates on

Saturday. We go clubbing. I love dancing

and disco, and I enjoy the fine arts and

wine with garlic bread. My life's so

amazing and packed full of action and fun.

Hope you can join me on my adventure and

we can be happy together.

Make me vomit.

No, I'm bored and depressed because I

can't get any viewers to sleep

with me anymore. My YouTube channel's

died, and my only lifeline, which was

Japan, is now not letting foreigners in,

so I'm fucked.

Da da da da.

This weekend's been really quiet. Even my

neighbor stopped playing his annoying

music. It just feels really dead outside

now summer's over. Even the gay pride

thing wasn't very active. I didn't even

see anything. Could hear some music, but

Smells good though, that burger.

And all these girls' profiles— well, not

all of them, but I noticed a lot of them

say, if you're a Tory, swipe left. No

Tories. They're so politically racist,

aren't they? Oh no, you can't be on

the other side. What's so bad about Tories

and Conservatives? So am I a Tory because

I like Jeremy Clarkson? Bet they will hate

Jeremy Clarkson. Bet they hate Ben Shapiro

and people like Alex Jones too.

Who they like? If you're like a hardcore

Labour person, isn't Labour left-wing in

England? What does it mean if you're a

Tory? My dad voted for Brexit. Is he

a Tory? That means they'd all hate people

like my dad. I don't get it. They put like

big caps, no Tories. I think Conservatives

are like the Republicans of America,

aren't they?

I love Jeremy Clarkson, but I

think left people hate him. Because he's

very unpolitically correct and

he's always saying like kind of offensive

stuff, gets him in trouble. I think

it's funny. Jeremy Clarkson's my favorite,

I think. Yeah, Jeremy Clarkson's probably

my favorite Englishman.

I just don't know how you can hate him.

Yeah, he says dumb stuff sometimes, but

it's funny.

It's not like he's got really bad

intentions. It's like Homer Simpson says

dumb stuff.

Have to keep my secret, my secret

fondness of certain people a secret,

wouldn't I? Like Paul Joseph Watson.

Those left people, they would hate Paul

Joseph Watson or

Ben Shapiro. Who else? I tend to like

kind of right people like Keemstar,

Bold and Bankrupt, Harold Bold.

I don't really like the lefty people like

Elvis. It's not because of their politics,

cuz I don't know, they just give off this

vibe, like this goody-two-shoes vibe that

pisses me off.

Like, it's very preachy, judgmental vibe

that I don't like. Whereas people

who lean to the right seem like they're

more fun. I don't know.

I mean, that's why I like Japan, because

they're so damn xenophobic. That's why

Japan's great.

I love Japan because it's Japanese,

but they still have like international

stuff. You can still go to Indian

restaurants, got Indian people there,

still got Chinese restaurants. That's

Getting brown. Oh, that burger's looking

good. Start heating the pasta up.

I don't think I could be with a

goody-two-shoes. They're just great.

Drive me crazy, drive me crazy,

cuz I like being a bad person. It's more

fun. Isn't it just boring being good all

the time? Don't you want to be like a

piece of shit and

be selfish and think of yourself?

I don't I

wonder

what kind of girl I would get on well with

politically, political-wise,

politically-wise. Probably someone who

doesn't really care about politics would

be better. I never ever talked about like

left-wing, right-wing politic kind of

stuff with any exes.

I like to— sometimes I do like a little

probe. I'll ask them, so what do you think

of Jeremy Clarkson, just to get, get a

sense of if

they like the people I like. Cuz yeah, I

would like my girlfriend to like the

people I like. If I got kind of annoyed

when I showed Mayda Ice Poseidon and she

was, she was very negative towards Ice.

She was like, oh, he's got negative

energy, I don't like him.

I guess Ice does have pretty negative

energy though. It's not, it's not

incorrect. Do I have a crush on Ice?

No, I just feel kind of sad that he

ended up that way.

It's just comparing him to the good times,

just It's like comparing the peak

of the British Empire to the fall.

Everything has a peak and then a fall,

doesn't it? Everything fails and

declines. Ice hasn't

streamed in like a month. You can tell he

doesn't really give a shit anymore,

which, I don't know, good for him. He's

moved on to different things. He seems to

be into coding and crypto stuff now,

but that's kind of boring from a viewer.

It's like me moving on to stocks. You guys

think that's all boring, don't you? Same

thing really.

It's not like he's gonna be able to do

that forever. All the drama stuff— people

move on, they grow up.

Some people don't, like Keemstar.

Keemstar seems like he'll never change.

Just can't imagine Keemstar having like an

ego death.

Maybe, you know, Keemstar got a new

girlfriend. Maybe he'll fall in love with

her and then she'll dump him and then

he'll be all heartbroken. I can't imagine

it.

To be honest, I don't really want drama.

I just— I want— I'd like the views back,

but then that would mean I need drama. I

just— I can't be arsed with it, all the

bloody Casey stuff. Maybe it's funny for

you guys, but for me it was like torture

having to deal with all that stupid Hong

Kong guy stuff. Hated it.

That's not really what I want in my life.

I think it's kind of stupid having one

person who's like the figurehead of a

whole party. Why can't it just be a party?

It should be a faceless, identityless

party. Like, you're voting for a party,

not a person. That's what it should be.

Because you end up getting these really

charismatic people that get very popular,

like Trump or Hitler or,

I don't know.

Then it becomes like it's all about the

person instead of the political party.

But I guess you need that. You need like a

charismatic figurehead to get the sheep's

My last video was really good. Because I

had something real to talk about with

genuine points and it was not made up or

anything. That's what I need, some kind of

topic that is important to me that I can

just sit there for 20 minutes talking

about. I get such good watch time. That's

what people want to see. People want

to see me just like spill my heart out.

On something that actually matters to me.

Can see it in the analytics that that's

what people like. I got so

much money from that video even though I

only got 15K views. Maybe like $100 off

it. I monetized it really well.

I just don't know what to talk about

really. I need a catchy

title, clickbaity topic.

Of course, it has to come from the heart.

It's just I got punished for talking about

some stuff. Now I feel kind of

scared to talk about some stuff.

Ooh, look at that, a celery burger.

These really popular charismatic people

are like really self-absorbed

and narcissistic. That's how they get into

those positions of power, because they're

just— they're driven by the attention and

the love they get from their fans.

They just become unstoppable.

Burger.

Do do, bubble and pasta.

I need to

scrape it.

I find your diet upsetting. Why?

It's got meat and beans.

It's a very wholesome meal.

The finishing

touches.

What'd you think of my dinnerino?

How is the mic? It's pretty good, it's

just I don't know what to use it for now.

Now I've gone back to phone streaming.

Maybe I'll do a laptop stream next time

when my pimples clear up. White stuff is

mayonnaise. Let's try this burger.

It looks good. It actually looks like a

burger, surprisingly. Look at that, I made

Hmm, it's just a bit bland, needs a bit of

Try it with mayonnaise.

It's okay,

it's not

bad.

Doesn't look like a burger. It is, look.

Maybe I'll get some brown sauce,

could make it better.

Milla also got a new man now, lol. A BBC

way better than you. Everyone is moving on

from you, including your fans. Hahaha,

depressing and lonely, Daniel. Daniel's

all alone, lol lol lol lol.

This is Japanese-style burger without the

How long since I had sex? I think it's

been 2 months now.

I had sex with a Manchester MILF

in the last apartment.

Thinking about getting a sex doll again,

actually. You got these sex torsos with a

dick. Bet the OnlyFans people would love

that.

This burger is very spongy,

very dry.

I heard Caesium broke up with Pia. Is it

true?

Oh yeah, he didn't want me to talk about

him. We'll call him you know who.

It's just like a massive lump of meat.

Uber Eats McDonald's next time. I might do

an Uber Eats stream next time, get some

Korean food. But it's so expensive.

I found one Korean restaurant, they do

Uber Eats, and I chose the Korean pancake,

I chose pork belly and some kimchi stew,

and then the total was £38.

That's like $60.

For $60, I could get my whole month of

shopping done for food.

How the hell can it be $60?

You can get some kimchi for a couple

pounds at Wing Yip, get some pork belly

for like £3.

And then people just be moaning the whole

time saying I chew too loudly.

It's just because when I'm hungry,

and I only eat when I'm hungry, I'm

really, really hungry and it tastes so

good. I want to eat really quick.

That's why

I kept biting my tongue. I kept biting my

cheek because I was chewing so fast.

And then I watched my sister eat and she's

like, she's like this.

I can't pick it up. My sister's like

this. So slow. It's like eating in slow

motion. Is that how normal people eat?

They just eat really slowly.

I can't, I'm really hungry. I just want to

eat this really quickly because it tastes

I don't know how you can eat really slowly

unless it tastes really bad.

I can't, it's too hard.

That's why I keep choking. I keep biting

my lips. I eat food

like how I have sex,

uncontrollably. It's over in

minutes, so I can't just slowly

enjoy it. Dick goes in

and it's just like, ah.

Dick in, cum, dick out, finish.

One time I had sex with my French

girlfriend and I literally came in about 4

pumps.

I said that a bit loud. I don't know if

the neighbor heard that. So I just heard a

sound from the next room.

I was just having a really exciting dream.

I woke up in the middle of the night

really horny, and I was like half asleep,

and I just got on top of her and put it

in, and it was over in 4

pumps. I said,

I came, and she was like, Daniel, how

could you? And then I went back to bed.

I said, sorry, I'm really sleepy, I'll do

it properly next time.

Best boyfriend she ever had.

I wonder what

that French girlfriend's doing now. It's

funny to think she's also 30 now. She was

so young. She was only 20 when I met her.

The life of the party. All the guys loved

her.

All the Americans were always like trying

to do French accents and acting all cute

around her. Fuck off, she's my girlfriend.

Americans love imitating people's accents

and thinking they're funny. Like,

David Bond kept trying to do a British

accent when I met him. They all do the

same British accent, but the kind of

London, alright governor, kind of accent.

Or when they meet a French person, they

always go oui oui, and they try and make

like a French accent.

I wonder if the gay Japanese guy still

talks to her, cuz they were pretty close

friends. Maybe he told her, did you know

Daniel has a YouTube channel? And then she

says, yeah, I know, he used my face in his

thumbnail, called me fat.

Yeah, well, you cheated on me with the

Spanish girl, bitch. I found out what you

did. As soon

as I left, she hooked up with the Spanish

guy straight away.

There's photos all over Facebook of them,

like, being really close. They were

sleeping together, no doubt

about it.

I had my suspicions because they kept

messaging each other. That's why we had a

fight over her phone. She kept

going to his room as well to talk.

And then the chlamydia girlfriend said,

sorry Daniel, but after you left, the

French girl was flirting with Spanish guy.

I knew it.

Everyone's just fucking everyone behind

each other's backs at the guest house.

The Spanish guy used to bring back this

Japanese woman and they were probably

effing. I heard one story

that one of, one of these fat Swedish guys

entered the Spanish guy's room and saw

them fucking, and the Japanese woman was

like, come and join us. Like she wanted a

threesome, but the Spanish guy told the

Swedish guy to fuck off.

F's in the chat for Swedish guy. That

Swedish guy was so fat and nerdy looking.

He was like the most stereotypical white

weeb you can imagine. Anime hair,

into Naruto,

trying to get leftovers off the Spanish

guy. My loser.

I bet the Swedish guy's like married and

has kids now, has a cool job,

and then that one time in Japan was just

like a fun time in his 20s.

Whereas for me, that was like the peak of

my life. After that, it was all downhill.

To them, it's just a splash in the water,

a drop in the bucket, just like one little

fun memory in their whole lifetime, and

then they move on to better things.

Whereas I just dwell in self-pity.

Some of these Japanese women are really

horny at the guest house. They just wanted

to get fucked by foreigners. That's the

only reason they were there. They want to

meet like cool, dashing European guy.

I wonder if I try to— if I try to stay in

a guest house again. Do you think they'll

do a background check?

What if I could never stay in a guest

house again because they background check

They probably would. It's not hard, you

just Google the name.

What if they say, sorry, you can't stay

here because we found out you do OnlyFans?

Oh, full up now.

I think that

was pretty fitting. Probably 600 700

calories right there.

Even the guest house manager was banging

one girl at the guest house.

You're not supposed to do that. You can't

bang your guests. It'd be like being a

manager of a hotel and you let yourself

into the rooms and bang them.

I wondered why she kept coming out of his

office in the morning.

The guest house manager lived there. The

office— he had an office, and then there

was like a bedroom and a kitchen, private

kitchen connected to the office.

I wonder what he's doing now. Last time I

heard, he was traveling around Europe.

Why was it harder for me to get girls in

South Korea? I'm not sure.

I think Korean girls just have higher

expectations of what a man should be,

whereas Japanese women, they're not so

fussy. You can be kind of awkward and

nerdy and dorky and still do well with

women in Japan, whereas in Korea they just

think you're like a loser. Great thing

about Japan is they have the otaku

culture, and a lot of women in Japan are

into anime and manga and stuff, so it's

not like they can judge.

Everyone in Korea is so serious, like,

oh, you gotta study hard and get a good

job, and then you gotta look good and have

makeup.

I think the societal pressures in Korea

are way more heavy.

In Japan, you get a lot of these kind of

outcast people living alone,

families far away. They're kind of lonely,

trying to find someone to spend time with.

In Korea, they're all very tightly knit in

their social groups.

Makes it hard hunting when your prey is

part of a pack. It's like lions,

they'll never attack the herd. They'll

pick off stragglers that are isolated

on their own.

Even a lion is not going to charge into a

herd of buffalo and go for like the

My tooth hurts eating that. Do you ever

Have like really tough food that you're

chewing on and it makes one of your teeth

hurt. Makes it ache. No, it's not

toothache. It's just from all the chewing.

It's like fatigue on the gum.

Happens if I have a really tough steak and

I'm just chewing a lot. Maybe I need to go

to the dentist.

Now my tooth hurts up here.

Or maybe I just got some meat wedged up in

there and it's uncomfortable.

That was a weird noise. Did you hear it?

Come on, need to finish it.

Fed up of eating.

Oh, done.

Oh,

look at this mess.

The foil is supposed to help. How has it