my ex is trying to RUIN my life

Testing,

testing.

Warte mal, Sam.

Um, a testing number 2.

Um,

my

hair's starting to look a bit silly.

Need to cut it again.

Which ex?

The one beginning in an S, ending in a Y.

Uh, she reported my live streams.

The ones where she's in them.

So I've had to temporarily take them down.

She's doing the Chihiro thing where she

starts doing privacy complaints.

So I have to either take the video down or

blur her face out.

It's so petty.

You know why?

It's because those videos don't get any

views anymore.

So it's not like it matters if they're

still up or not.

So she's— I mean, I don't get the point

really,

apart from it's kind of annoying because

now I've got to blur the faces out and

download the originals in case they get

removed.

So I didn't realize that you on YouTube,

you can actually download the original

video or stream.

So now I've got, what, 20 hours of streams

to download.

So what I'll do is I'll do the auto blur

thing which detects faces, but it takes

ages to finish detecting all the faces.

And then I'll do the auto blur and then

hope that that's good enough and YouTube

won't take them down.

I wonder if she's reported Turkey Tom's

videos too.

I thought she was gone.

I just got the email today that my video

has been reported.

I don't know when, how long it takes.

Maybe it was just yesterday they got

reported.

No, it's definitely her because you can

only file a privacy complaint if you

submit documents to YouTube proving that

it's you.

You can't just report a video, say, oh,

that's me.

You've got to provide documents to prove

it's you, like passport, driving license.

So she's been sitting at home reporting my

streams and like submitting the documents

and stuff to YouTube.

Pathetic.

Just because I didn't take the videos

down.

Exactly like Chihiro.

Chihiro did the same thing where she

started privacy complaining all the videos

and then I had to blur everything.

And it's so meaningless because no one

watches these old videos.

They're not gonna go viral.

You guys have already seen it, so no one

else is gonna see it anymore.

I don't make any money off it.

It makes like 2 pence a year, maybe.

So what's the point?

Just because she wants to be erased off

the channel because she probably regrets

meeting me.

So what I'll do is I'm downloading all the

VODs now.

Maybe in like 2 years' time, I'll just put

them back up, and if she still cares

enough in 2 years' time, she can report

them again,

and then I'll take them down again, and

then I'll re-upload it again in 5 years,

and then in 5 years see if she's still

reporting my stuff.

Yeah, I don't know why all of a sudden,

because it's been like 2 months since we

broke up and I've had those stuff— I've

had that stuff up for 2 months not being

reported.

Either she didn't realize I still had it

up or she's been watching recently and

she's upset or something.

I don't know.

Maybe because I got a new girl now.

So it's just kind of— I reckon it was over

the weekend because it's Monday today.

Why do you people— why do some of you

think it's because of Blood Bucket?

Why would she care if I slept with Blood

Bucket or not?

I slept with Blood Bucket

before anything happened with Sunny, so

why would she be bothered by it?

She wasn't bothered by Mizuki, was she?

Because she knew about Mizuki.

I told her, but I never told her about

Blood Bucket.

Why would she care about Blood Bucket?

I don't understand this theory that it's

because of Blood Bucket.

Also, the Blood Bucket stuff came out

weeks ago, not last weekend.

I reckon these reports were done last

weekend and I got the email today

because YouTube— I mean, it's all

automated, so they're pretty quick about

it.

I reckon it was done over the weekend,

don't you?

I just find it funny on the weekend she's

sitting there reporting my streams.

She missed one though.

She only— I only got a warning for 3 of

them, but the other one, the latest one,

which was just before I got kicked out, is

still unreported.

So I quickly set that to private before

she could report it.

Think you can beat me?

I got 8 years of experience with this.

You think you're my first rodeo?

Chihiro's tried it all before.

Chihiro's tried all the tricks.

I know all the tricks.

Grow up.

You agreed to be on the channel, now you

want to scrub it.

Too late for that now.

We all got the VODs.

It's on Toki Tom's video as well.

1.4 million people seen it.

So I want to see if she's reported Toki

Tom's video too.

So there's, there's 2 possibilities.

Number one, it's like a personal attack

against me, or number 2, it's like a

genuine concern about privacy.

Which is still really silly because

everyone's seen it already.

I mean, it's too late now.

If you were concerned about privacy, you

wouldn't have been on the channel in the

beginning.

It's too late.

These people are stupid.

Like, like the gay guy manager guy, he

told me to take the thumbnail down because

I made it seem like he was the gay guy,

even though no one watches these videos

anymore from 5 years ago.

Once the video is out and it's already

gotten the bulk of its views,

They don't get any more views.

They don't go viral again 5 years later.

They only get more views if maybe a bigger

content creator talks about it and sends

traffic that way.

But that's so unlikely.

Very unlikely for that to happen.

I just don't get the logic behind these

privacy complaint reports.

I think it's just pettiness.

I think it's like, oh, I'm mad at you.

How dare you have me on your channel?

I do not allow it anymore.

And then they use the only tool that they

can, which is the privacy complaint

feature, which I think is so stupid.

I hate the privacy complaint feature

because, I mean, if they agree to being on

the channel, then they, they wouldn't—

shouldn't be able to just— I mean, you

agree to it.

It's my decision.

Signed away your rights already

to me.

I don't— for me personally, I don't want

to take it down because I think it's It's

like a piece of history on the channel.

For me, there's sentimental value.

It's not about money.

Like I said, I don't make any money off

it.

No one watches it anymore.

It's an old video.

It's an old stream.

Um, but yeah, worst case scenario is they

get removed, but I've got the backups and

they'll just go back up in a year's time,

2 years' time.

Until I feel like things are a bit, bit

calmer.

First she tried to get me to delete my

channel, now she's trying to remove

history.

Pathetic

and weak.

Exactly like Chihiro.

Chihiro went through all my videos

reporting each one individually.

And she started messaging Nobita asking

how he was able to give me a strike

because she wanted to know how.

Actually,

I better take this other video down

because that could be a bit dangerous.

Where is it?

Uh, yeah, I might take this one down

actually.

That one's a little bit iffy.

I'm not going to say why.

I don't want to give her ideas.

Once you're on the channel, you stay on

the channel.

Unfortunately,

even if you've left my life, you'll exist

forever.

In the hiding in my room of us.

So I wonder what's caused it, because in

the last 2 months I've had— I've heard

nothing.

And then today I got these emails.

So I wonder why, what the trigger is.

Maybe I said something that went too far,

or she's jealous of my new girls.

Yeah, kind of weird, isn't it?

I don't think it's the blood bucket thing.

No one's gonna care though.

I mean, like, if you want the video taken

down because you think it's gonna affect

your life in the future, it really isn't.

How— I mean, how is it gonna affect you in

the future?

What, a dead livestream that no one

watches anymore?

That only max out about 11K views.

It's gonna affect you in zero ways.

Who do I miss more, Faster Sunny or Mila?

Well, I keep— I had a weird dream about

Mila last night, so maybe it's Mila.

I had some weird dreams last night.

One, one dream was Sunny went to China and

got pregnant from a Chinese guy and then

came back to the UK and started to become

a single mother and was telling me about

it.

And then the other weird dream was I was

delivering parcels in Horror Bridge, which

is where I used to deliver.

And then Mila was there with her family,

like her grandmother and the grandmother's

friends, like all these old people, like

old Dutch people.

We're there in the pub.

And then I bumped into Mila and she was

like tall and— I don't know, her face

looked kind of chubby in the dream.

And then I was like, oh, Mila.

And then I had dinner with her grandmother

and her friends.

And then later I found out they were

staying at the pub.

And then I was like sneaking around at

night trying to find Mila's room and

trying to hear if she's having sex in the

room or not.

And then I think later on in the dream, I

try and sneak into the room and then I get

confronted by a Korean guy.

And then I'm trying to speak Korean,

explaining the situation, asking if Mina's

got a boyfriend.

It was such a weird dream.

I woke up and I was like, what the hell

was that?

What in the bloody hell was that all

about?

It was the strangest dreams ever had

recently.

Mila was dressed weird as well, like she

had a mink scarf and a miniskirt and like

these platform high-heeled boots.

She looked a bit like a slut.

Billy Irish has a viral song called

Chihiro.

Yeah.

Isn't it something about knocking on a

door?

It sounds a bit weird, like stalkerish.

Yeah, it's weird that she reported 3 of

the streams but not the other one because

there were 4.

The last one we did was not reported.

The other 3 have been reported and it says

I have— I think it's 48 hours to remove

the violating content or YouTube will

remove it, remove the whole thing.

So now I've done— where is it?

I was doing the automatic face detection.

It's, uh, oh, it's done it, and it took

ages.

So now I click because there's so many

variations of Sunny's face from different

angles, and they all kind of look like

different people.

It was so funny.

And there's like all these other random

Asian people who showed up in the stream

at some points, different points.

Also, my green face when I get a dono has

popped up in the face detection.

I would show— I don't want to show it

because then she would report this stream.

Wouldn't she?

And then I'd have to blur this stream.

But there's like 15 different angles of

her face.

Some of them look more flattering than

others.

Some of them do not look good.

You know what I noticed looking back at

the old streams?

When I point the camera at her,

a lot of the time her arms are on the edge

of the frame.

And you know how a wide angle works?

It stretches whatever's in the edge of the

frame.

Making her arms look ridiculously large.

You remember last night with my legs?

My legs look really long because they were

in the corner of the wide-angle frame.

A lot of the time I was pointing the

camera at her, her arms look massive

because they were right at the bottom of

the screen, like here, and kind of

stretched because it was wide-angle.

She hated the wide-angle lens.

Every time I filmed the wide-angle, she

was like, Put on the standard lens because

it would kind of make you look stretched

if you're in the corner or the edges.

It makes you look stretched.

So she did not like the wide angle.

I don't care because I like it.

I like it when it looks— makes my limbs

look less twig-like.

It makes my arms look bigger as well.

So I kind of like the wide angle, it makes

me look muscular and it makes my legs look

longer, but she did not like it.

You would need like an inverse wide angle

so the things around the edges get

compacted.

Hmm, well, I don't know, I guess I'd blur

out these faces for now.

This one

Oh, she looks so happy to meet me.

How did it end like this?

We both had such a good time as well.

Always ends in tears.

Wait, is that her as well?

I think these are just Japanese girls.

Okay, okay, so let's choose faces and then

it should automatically blur out all these

faces.

It'll be funny if I use YouTube's

automatic blur tool and then it still

detects her face.

Well, that means your automatic blur tool

was not very good.

I can't believe she's doing exactly what

Chihiro did.

It's crazy.

She can be besties with Chihiro now.

I mean, even Mila didn't do this.

Mila never came back and started reporting

my videos.

Faster didn't do either.

But, you know, I was clever with Faster

because I didn't actually show her face.

And one of the bonuses of not showing

their faces is that Uh, they can't come

back and start reporting the privacy

thingy.

Yeah, I was kind of, um, impressed that

Mila never came back to kick up a storm.

She just disappeared quietly,

which is what I like.

I don't like it when they come back and

then they're trying to like get me in

trouble.

Yeah, Meela was pretty chill.

She, she didn't get all mad and vengeful.

Yeah, she was pretty chill, have to give

her that.

Chihiro was not chill.

Will I show us Moon?

No, Moon asked me not to show her face to

you guys because she doesn't want to get

mean comments.

And yeah, it makes sense.

It could have avoided a lot of the other

problems if I never showed Sunny.

Who is Mila?

You don't know who Mila is?

The Dutch girl from 2020.

Oh, I gotta wake up really early tomorrow

to go to the garage, get my new wheel.

No chance you're seeing a girl called Moon

after seeing Sunny.

Do you think that's what's triggered her?

I didn't— I didn't tell her to call

herself Moon.

She chose it.

Yeah, I agree.

It's a good idea to not show her if she— I

mean, even if she said, yeah, I'm cool

with it, you can show me.

From my experience, it's pretty— I mean,

you might say you're cool with it now, but

then later you won't be cool with it, and

then it's too late because everyone knows

what you look like, and then they're going

to make fun of you.

So yeah, I mean, it's a good idea not to

show

too much because

then they'll have nothing to make fun of.

Was she called Moon since 2020?

No, she was just called the Russian girl.

Oh wow, thanks Anonymous.

Well, it's not playing.

Oh, it's because I put Sunny as— I put it

on the block list on Streamlabs, I think.

Try spelling it

differently.

I mean, there's emojis of her face all

over Discord.

What's she gonna do?

I'll make merch next.

No, I'm just kidding.

Yeah, if I paint her, then she can't do

the privacy complaint.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

I have to wake up at seven.

I think leave at seven fifty.

Twenty minute drive.

Get my wheel.

Come home.

Just— I don't know why these girls do it.

Like, why?

Just move on, forget about it.

You were on the channel, people saw you,

big deal, whatever.

Just because it's taken down now doesn't

mean people are gonna forget.

What if I re-upload it as like a

members-only video?

I wonder if they can still report it then.

What time do I usually wake up?

Recently about 8 o'clock.

Actually, I, I was supposed to wake up at

7 last week to pick up my will and I

overslept and I couldn't be bothered to go

and get it.

And then I regretted it because I thought,

yeah, maybe I should get the will.

I hate getting up too early.

I like to go if it's about 10, maybe.

I just hope I don't get caught in rush

hour.

Turkish girl never made any reports, which

is interesting.

Because Turkish girl's face is still on

the Turkish girl video, unblurred, I

think.

Wait, is it?

I don't remember actually.

Let me check.

Because the webpage is lagging.

What?

It says video contains more than the

maximum number of blur segments allowed.

What?

There's too many faces of Sunny.

So I wonder if someone at YouTube is going

to watch the whole stream to make sure

there's no faces of Sunny.

Video contains more than the maximum

number of blur segments.

That's weird.

How do I delete one?

Yeah, you know, the irony is every time we

stream together, it was her idea.

I never said, let's stream.

Do you want to stream?

Come on, let's stream.

I didn't really care if we streamed or

not.

I don't— I don't need to stream with a

girl to make a living.

Yeah, okay, maybe I get some extra donos,

but I don't want to have to be in a

situation where I have to rely on a girl

to stream with every time to be able to

survive.

That would be stupid.

So I don't try and go out my way to stream

with girls just because it makes a bit of

extra money.

But every time she came around or we met

up, she was like, oh, do you want to

stream?

So I said, okay, if you're okay with that,

why not?

The webpage has gone all laggy.

So I don't know if I can blur it then.

I might end up losing the streams.

Well, I've got 48 hours to download them

all,

re-upload on my Patreon.

Funny how the Patreon content is like

content that ex-girls have reported

because they don't want their faces in it.

The secret vault.

I get annoyed because I, I hate it when my

content gets removed against my will.

So now it's like I can't even— I can't

save the the edited version because it

says too many blur segments,

but I can't remove any blur segments.

What am I gonna do?

It's gonna look buggy.

Hmm.

Maybe I'll figure it out tomorrow.

Is she still in the servers talking to

haters?

Who, Crypt?

Yeah, I think she is.

She's like friends with them, which is

really weird.

She claims that she's just using them to

make money, but I don't believe it.

I think she's actually friends with them.

That's exactly what you do.

You find a woman as your milk cow because

you know you can make more money streaming

with them.

Come on, Daniel, we know you long enough.

How dare you underestimate our

intelligence?

Yeah, but I— lol.

I'm not pushing them to stream.

I'm like, if you want to stream, that's

cool, but we don't have to.

I actually would probably rather not

stream because then I don't have to worry

about the stream and we can just have a

good time without getting interrupted.

But if the girl is like encouraging it and

saying, come on, Daniel, let's stream,

then I'll say, okay, if you insist.

But then they complain about it later.

It's annoying.

Yeah, I think Crypt is like actually

friends with those guys on the other

Discord, but she tries to deny it and says

it's only because she's trying to make

money.

Well, off the 10— not even— there's like

not even 10 people on that server, and I

really doubt more than 1 or 2 is giving

any money.

If you want to be friends with them, it's

fine, but then we can't be friends because

I hate those guys.

They're fucking annoying.

A bunch of weirdos.

Like, imagine choosing those people to be

friends with, and then you think that the

actual cool people on my server are the

weirdos.

That's what's weird.

She's chosen the weirdos over the cool

guys on my server.

Actually, this is actually insane.

That's like the biggest thing I dislike

about the whole situation.

She actually— I mean, she actually likes

the people on the other Discord.

I can tell.

Because, you know, all the screenshots of

her and the other people, I don't see any

screenshots of her talking to people who

are not those people.

So I don't get it.

Whatever.

People find my channel and then they join

the community and then they,

they either end up on the cool server or

they end up going over to the stupid

retarded server

where all the banned people are.

And that, that one attracts a certain type

of personality, I think.

Like, certain types of girls are more

drawn to that server for some reason.

Maybe because it's more degenerate and

like they enjoy the doxxing and all the

weird harassment stuff.

Because I try and,

I try and ban all that on my one because I

don't want toxicity and doxxing and

harassment and stuff like that.

That's not the kind of atmosphere I want

to be in.

So I ban people who engage in it or

promote it or do it.

So I think it's just stupid.

What if in your dream you found Mila's

room and hear her moaning?

When you sneaked into the room, you saw

her getting bent over, being reeled and

manhandled by a big black man with, with a

massive willy hammering her wajai jai with

it.

What would you do?

If it's hypothetical, then I will wait in

the shadows for them to finish, and then

when the man comes out to go wash his

willy, I sneak in.

And then wham, it will slide right in

because it's already wet.

Quick, before he's back.

He'll probably have a shower, so you've

got a few minutes.

But you know, that's just hypothetically

not what I would do.

Obviously I would not listen in or see if

the door's unlocked.

I can't edit the damn stream.

This is too many stupid faces.

I'm gonna have to discard the changes and

do it again later, I guess.

Face blur.

Imagine if I had to manually blur the

whole stream, find every single clip with

faces in it.

Postman came today, took my Cyberpunk

game.

So I ended up playing Mario Kart 8, the

old one, on my Switch 2 all afternoon.

It's actually quite fun.

I kind of want to get the new one now, but

there's all these new maps on Mario Kart 8

that I haven't played before, so I felt

like I might as well do those first.

It's quite a nice game.

Just sit back, relax, race, see if you can

get first place.

No stress.

Don't need to do stupid brain dance

segments.

Blur the entire stream except for a little

moving circle.

That's what I did with the Osaka Castle

video.

If you go back and see it, the whole thing

is just blurred because I didn't want to

take it down because I would lose the

views.

And Chihiro's face was just popping in and

out the whole video.

I couldn't manually blur it out.

I don't want to take it down because it's

my legacy.

It's like a piece of art in my exhibition

of my life.

I want, I want like everything that

happens in my life to be

documented in video form.

So it tells a story.

And now people are like coming in trying

to get it removed.

It annoys me.

This is, this is my legacy.

This is my art.

I'm a documenter.

So now I'm trying to save it.

Okay, if I choose her face— this— if I

choose— there's too many of her faces,

that's the problem.

I choose—

hmm,

how many faces is too many?

I don't even know why that's a thing.

No, it says there's too many faces to blur

out.

I don't understand it.

Sunny's on the offensive.

She's been reporting my videos, in case

you just joined.

I've had to take down all the streams

where she appears in it and blur out the

faces, but the, the auto blur feature is

not working.

If I let a few faces slip, is some person

from YouTube gonna sit there and watch the

whole stream to check?

Aren't there some videos as well where

she's in them?

I can't believe she turned against me like

this.

Scary how fast women turn.

It says video contains more than the

maximum number of blur segments allowed.

Why?

Well, then this tool is useless.

What did Sunny do?

She reported my videos, made a privacy

complaint, so now I've got to blur out her

face or else YouTube's gonna take the

video down.

I don't know why there's a limit.

Why?

Because each version of her face is

separated into a different segment, and

there's a lot of different versions

because she— I mean, from different camera

angles, she looks different, like a

different person almost.

Maybe only choose the ones that really— I

don't know if the ones that don't really

look like her count.

No, it's still saying it's too many.

How many?

I think there are 4 streams

and there were a couple videos, but she's

not really in them apart from a couple.

I wonder if she's gonna go through and

report the videos as well.

How they know it's legitimate, because you

have to, you have to submit documents to

prove it's you, like ID or passport,

driving license.

What?

Even when I only choose 5 faces, it says

contains more than the maximum.

This tool is bugged.

I hate it when women do— why they do this,

so irritating.

Chihiro did it as well.

Can't they just get lost?

They want to break up.

Okay, go away then.

Leave me alone.

Now I've got to deal with this,

otherwise I'm gonna lose the streams.

I don't know,

the worst case scenario is I just

re-upload it.

At some point in the future when she

probably doesn't care anymore.

In 2028.

Can't beat me.

I think you can win.

Yeah, I don't know why she's caring now.

It has been 2 months, and now this is the

first time I've gotten, uh, emails about

privacy.

Really weird.

Something must have triggered her

recently.

So she's obviously still hanging around,

checking up on what I'm saying.

Why do so many of you think it's the blood

bucket thing?

I really don't get it.

Why would she care who I hooked up with

before we were even together?

That's just weird.

Very strange.

I don't understand how women's minds work.

I reckon

maybe she found out something I said in

the last 2 months, but she only found out

about it recently, and it was something

That made her angry.

Or maybe she didn't even know that the

streams were still up, and then she

recently checked thinking they were down.

Yeah, I wonder.

I wonder if she's tried to message me as

well since I blocked her.

I wouldn't know.

So I blocked her, and then I deleted the

app.

Took them that long to process the

complaint.

Hmm.

I don't know.

I feel like it's an automated process.

So.

Well, if they have to check ID, then maybe

it's not automated.

Could be.

I don't know.

I feel like the reports were made over the

weekend.

So yeah, maybe it's either it's taken a

month for the reports to go through or.

It's something I've done recently that's

upset her a lot to do that.

Or maybe she thought they were already

privated and didn't realize I put them

back up.

Hmm, such a mystery.

But it really has zero effects.

It would have no effects on her.

How would it have any kind of effect?

Like a future boyfriend finds out she was

on my channel,

maybe.

But then

I don't know how that would happen.

What, like someone finds my channel today

and they become a fan And then, yeah, I

just, I just so, I don't understand it

because they would have to go all the way

back to last year

and then why would that matter anyway?

And she would just say, yeah, I dated a

YouTuber and it was a mistake and blah,

blah, blah.

Hmm,

it'd be so funny if my Switch 2 video gets

more viral and then it pops up on her

recommended because she's interested in

gaming.

I had to deal with this before with my

ex-wife.

We had a messy breakup too.

She went through all my videos reporting

them.

I had to blur out

most of it.

I don't know if there's any videos left on

my channel with Chihiro where it's not

blurred out.

I think I blurred out every single one to

prevent them getting taken down because

The videos with Chihiro in probably add up

to millions of views, and I don't want to

lose millions of views on my stats.

So yeah, I went to— I went through the

effort of blurring everything manually.

I mean, not manually, automatically, but

went one by one through the videos.

I've seen her face in your old video

recently.

Maybe she missed it.

Don't tell her.

I'm so tempted to get the new Mario Kart

World game.

I played Mario Kart 8 Deluxe this

afternoon and it was so fun, and I thought

this would be more fun if I had the new

one with better graphics.

Surely.

Yeah, I like Mario Kart.

Because it feels good.

The controls are perfect.

It's not all fiddly, it's very simple, but

there's a certain skill to it with the

drifting and the timing of the attacks and

stuff.

It feels good and it looks nice, like it's

warm and inviting, and there's other

people you're racing against, so it feels

social as well.

And it feels nice to win or get into the

top 3.

So yeah, it's quite a fun game.

You never have moments where you're stuck

because you can't figure out what to do.

Yeah, it's very nice.

It feels nice to play.

I am tempted to get the new one now.

Do you think Chihiro still cares that I

make videos about her?

Do you think she'd care if I posted a

video of her in the video,

or is she gonna report it again?

No, I don't play against bots.

I play online.

What if I just

What if I make a video called Why My

Ex-Wife Was Desperate to Marry Me?

She'd love that.

I'll just tell everyone lies.

What's she gonna do?

I mean, she was kind of desperate to marry

me though.

She brought it up.

I was gonna go to Korea and meet the

Korean woman.

And then she was like, oh, what about

marriage?

And I said, okay.

It wasn't even my idea.

It was her idea.

She brought it up because she was too

scared to lose me.

Because I probably— if I left Japan, I

don't think I would have gone back to

Japan to see Chihiro.

I probably would have just left and then

ghosted her and then met someone else like

I've done all the time, all the previous

times.

All the previous times I went to Japan and

I was with a woman and then I left Japan,

I never saw the same woman again.

I would just ghost them if we hadn't

already broken up, because why would I go

to Japan again to see the same woman when

I could see a different woman?

So if we didn't get married, I would have

probably not seen Chihiro again.

She said it was your idea.

It was not my idea.

She said, how can I stay in Japan

long-term?

And then I listed all the different visas.

I said, well, there's work visa, student

visa, marriage visa.

And then she just said, well, do you think

you could live in Japan?

I said, yeah.

And then she said, what about marriage?

And I said, yeah, I could do.

There's no way I would have said, let's

get married.

There's no way.

Can you imagine me proposing to a woman?

You came for seconds later.

Well, I mean, if she's offering, then why

not?

But honestly, you might not believe this,

but when I went back to Japan after my dad

died, I didn't go back to Japan to get

back with Chihiro.

I don't know if I've already talked about

this before.

So you remember I booked the Airbnb for a

month.

Do you know why I booked it for a whole

month and not just a weekend or a week?

I booked it for a whole month because I

thought I was going to go back to Japan

and date around.

So I went back to Japan and I lived in the

Airbnb and yeah, I messaged some old

hookups and I banged a few women in the

Airbnb.

But then I got bored and lonely and I kind

of missed Chihiro, actually.

So then I messaged Chihiro trying to

patch— I tried to patch things up.

And then we met in front of Osaka Station

and we talked and I ended up leaving the

Airbnb within a week.

Remember, I ditched the Airbnb after

booking it for a month.

I only stayed there for a few days.

She came to the Airbnb as well, but we

couldn't bang because she was on her

period.

So I was kind of annoyed because I wanted

to see how many girls I could bang in the

same Airbnb.

That would have been hot.

I managed to get up to 3.

She was going to be the 4th, but

unfortunately she was on her period, so I

couldn't do it.

So then I left the Airbnb

and moved back in with her.

But honestly, I wasn't actually like— the

goal wasn't to get back with her.

The goal was to like hook up with a bunch

of women through Tinder.

But I got lonely and I found, I found it

to be not fun to do the whole hooking up

stuff.

I'd rather be in a relationship because,

you know, hooking up sounds appealing, but

there's a loneliness to it and an

emptiness that I mean, I like being in a

relationship more because it feels

comforting and nice,

but only if you like the person you're

with, like you feel comfortable with them.

There's a lot of these hookups, as soon as

we finish, I just wanted them to leave

because I didn't really want them around.

I hope you get new Russian girl pregnant.

What?

And then what, I move to Russia?

She said Russia is really nice and Russian

people very friendly.

I said I'm scared to go,

but Russia's probably safer than Europe

because I did not feel safe in Europe.

I've always felt a bit scared and I've

been, I've been physically attacked

several times in Europe and harassed by

beggars.

Beggars harass me nonstop in Europe,

especially in Germany.

Germany's the worst,

full of beggars and they just follow you

about.

And they've got no shame.

They'll just go up to you and be like, can

you pay my shopping?

I said, I've got no cash.

And they're like, well, what about card?

One woman in Rotterdam went door to door

knocking on people's doors asking for

money, and she had a card reader.

I said, I don't have any money.

And she whipped out this card reader.

I thought it was like the neighbor coming

to say hello.

Weird woman knocked on my door asking for

money.

So weird.

Hopefully she can just come here.

Would be a lot easier.

Well, I forgot to defrost the mincemeat,

so no burgers tonight.

Never happened to you?

What do you look like?

If you're a 6-foot-tall white guy,

try being a skinny, normal-height Asian

guy in Germany or Europe and see how long

you last without hiding in the expensive

central part of the city.

Love to see how long you would last if you

were in my body.

God, the market has been so boring today.

It's done nothing,

barely moved.

I got 20,000 views on my Switch 2 video.

It's nearly at 20,000,

19,800 and something.

Although it didn't get good CPM, it got

like $2.50 CPM.

So it's only gonna make about $50 at 20K

views.

So I would need 230,000 views at that CPM

to make the $600.

Yeah, pretty tough.

That's 200— I've got 30,000.

I think I need another

200,000 views.

How many times can I spam out the same

video with different title variations

before it doesn't work anymore?

The views are getting lower.

The trend is already dying.

The problem is with video game videos, you

can get higher views, but then the CPM is

usually not very good compared to my usual

CPM because there's just so many people

making video game videos.

So there's so much competition.

That means that ad advertisers don't have

to pay more money for ads because they've

got— there's too many YouTubers.

So then they get cheaper ads, I guess.

So I need another 200,000 views, otherwise

I'm gonna lose money on this Switch, and I

kind of don't want to send it back because

I'm, I'm kind of enjoying it, playing

Mario Kart.

So yep.

Lost investment again.

No, it's mine.

I don't want to send it back.

It's mine.

It's my baby.

Just wait until some good games come out.

For now, I'm playing Mario Kart 8.

Wow, 150 viewers.

All thanks to Sunny.

Sunny helped me create content just by

reporting my video.

I can make whole-ass content just because

I got one email from YouTube saying my

video got reported.

I could squeeze liquid out of a stone.

Trust me, I've been doing this for years.

I have 100 videos about getting divorced.

I'll squeeze every drop.

Every penny I can squeeze, I'll squeeze

it.

Trust me, I got rent to pay.

Just keep giving me more ammunition.

I love it.

Everything's content.

The only way you win is if you disappear

and don't give me any content.