[2024-11-19] sunny is gone -( [wfj0NzGIZZA]

Testing,

testing.

Hey guys, I'm back. It's been 11 days,

or is it 10 days, since my last stream.

Maybe it's nearly the longest I've gone

without streaming.

Why didn't you stream with her? Mm,

we're just busy doing stuff.

She came last Sunday, she left today.

I said let's stream on Saturday, she said

she needed her makeup, she said let's do

it Sunday, but then on Sunday we ended up

going to the zoo. Spent all day at the

zoo, so stream didn't happen.

So sorry about that.

When's she coming next? Probably after

Christmas, so maybe the new year.

Is it lagging? Let me see,

let me see.

Testing, let me see.

Testing. I think it's okay.

I got these black bars on the side of the

video now because stupid

IVCam won't let me use— it

won't let me use the normal aspect ratio

unless I pay for the premium app.

So stupid. Last year when I was using it,

it had all the features available for

free, and now to even use the settings,

you gotta pay for the premium.

So it's like using this default aspect

ratio, which is a square basically.

And to use, uh, 1080p 16:9

ratio, I've got to pay for the premium

version of it. Stupid. I'm not paying for

I don't know why. It's like nothing— you

can't do anything on the app anymore

unless you pay for it, and then you keep

getting Temu ads.

Stupid. Told you to buy Bitcoin last 2

years. You wasted your money on a car.

Yeah, I mean, if I spent the £4,000

on Bitcoin instead of paying for a deposit

on my car, I'd be up how much?

What was Bitcoin at back in August?

Probably like $55K. I could have doubled

the $4K, turned it into $8K.

Where's Bitcoin?

Bitcoin August.

Oh my God, in August it

was £56,000. So yeah, you could have

doubled your money if you bought it back

in August. Oh well.

So instead of doubling my £4K, I just lost

my £4K, and now I have £400 expenses

every month on the car.

I'm gonna need to cut my hair. I think I'm

gonna cut my hair tomorrow. It's really

weird looking now.

Yeah, well, it's easy to say now. I should

have done this, should have done that,

should have bought Palantir, should have

bought Nvidia, whatever. I lost

all my gains in gold as well. I was up

22%, now I'm up 0.1% or something.

Stupid stock.

Got £800 wiped off my portfolio.

Should have streamed before you had your

dinner. I just got back from work an hour

before dinner and had dinner. I was too

tired. I had to drop Sunny off at the bus

stop. And then I had to come home, have

lunch, and then head back out, go to work,

and then come back home.

Really fed up working. I didn't work for a

week when Sunny was here and it was nice.

Went back today, got horned at.

Stupid rush hour. I hate rush hour.

Stupid tiny little English country lanes.

In rush hour is the dumbest thing ever.

Just make the roads bigger, stupid

country. Single-lane traffic

weaving in and out of the countryside,

having to give way, massive lorries

getting stuck. It's ridiculous, this

country. It's like the country's designed

for people to be riding around with horses

and carriages, and they haven't changed

their road infrastructure. And there's no

street lighting. I remember picking up

Sunny at the bus stop last Sunday in the

middle of the night, and there was street

lighting for a bit, and then when you get

into Kent, the M20 motorway, there's no

street lighting. I can't believe it.

Massive motorway and it's pitch black.

Only parts of the M20 have street lighting

for some reason. So stupid. Supposed to be

one of the richest countries in the world.

They can't even have street lighting on

the motorway.

The hell is going wrong in this country?

Surely you must have street lighting on

the motorway. Even Thailand had

better roads.

I got horned at because the stupid road

was closed, roadworks. So I got sent up

this weird road. I didn't want to go up it

anymore, so I just pulled into some random

house's driveway. Driveway. I did a U-turn

in the driveway— thank you for the nice

driveway— and then I had to get back out

onto the road. The left lane was packed

solid, the right lane was kind of

empty-ish, so I'm indicating to turn

right, and thankfully the woman in

the left lane stops and lets me in,

creates a gap. So I go in to take the gap,

I can't really see very well to my right,

and then stupid white vans speeding like

40 miles per hour, horns at me like, bee,

shut up. Yeah, okay, I'm trying to pull

out here. Just shut up and slow down.

Fucking hell, can't you see me pulling

out? Slow down a bit. Stupid idiot white

vans piss me off so much. Yeah, we're all

trying to get somewhere.

I'm sure some people slow down, let you

in, give way for you.

Some people get so angry just because you

slowed them down.

The white van drivers are the worst.

I was like creeping out slowly out of the

driveway and A woman gave me a space,

gave way to me to let me in, and then I'm

like looking around the side of the hedge.

I can't really see well. I've already gone

halfway into the road and this white van's

like coming at me, horning. Yeah, it would

just take me 1 second to make my maneuver

and then you can keep going. It will cost

you like 2 seconds in your journey. Shut

up, stupid idiot.

Is that beer? No, it's just vitamin C.

Yeah, it does look like beer.

Tastes like a Red Bull. Did they

do that in front of Sunny? No, driving

with Sunny was fine. Didn't get horned at.

We went to Colchester Zoo in Essex, which

is the furthest I've ever driven. It was

like 80 miles. One way, I had to charge

the car at a charger on the way back. So

we went to this charging station on the

way back, and I only charged up 25% of the

battery, and it took about 10-15 minutes,

so it's pretty quick, but it costs £8.

That's rubbish. That's the same price

as petrol. Thank God I charged my car at

home. I googled how

much would it cost to pay for petrol if

you're driving 50 miles, and it said

roughly £8.50. So charging at

a Supercharger costs the same as buying

petrol. What's the point getting an

electric vehicle then if it costs the same

as petrol?

So I'm a bit annoyed with that, although I

was impressed with the charging speed and

how high-tech it looks. Not impressed with

the prices. I don't think charging at a

Supercharger should cost as much as

petrol.

But anyway, it's still cheaper than petrol

because if I was going— because it was 160

miles round trip to Colchester

Zoo, and If I did that in petrol, it would

have cost triple the £8, wouldn't it?

Cost like £30 to go there and back petrol.

It's quite a lot of money, isn't it? But

with the EV, it cost me the £8 at the

Supercharger and then, I don't know, like

£2 at my home. So it probably cost like

£10, which is pretty good for a 3-hour

road trip.

Did I fight with Cami? No, why? Although

she was getting kind of moody.

She— I don't know, she was like mad at

Sunny for some reason.

Oh yeah, my mum said, turn the upstairs

light off when you're finished because you

two were the last people up. But me and

Sunny were watching movies until like 1 AM

in the morning. We never came up. And we

don't sleep up here, we sleep downstairs

in the guest room. So why is it our duty

to turn off the upstairs lighting?

So then my mum was like, oh, you didn't

turn off the light. You live here, you got

responsibility. She looked at Sunny and

she was like, you live here, you got

responsibility. Sunny doesn't live here.

Now Sunny's like scared of my mum.

You turn off the lights, you're the last

one to go and sleep up here, you should

turn the lights off. Is it so hard

to turn off the light yourself? Makes a

big fuss over nothing like usual. It was

so awkward.

I had to explain to Sunny, like, don't

take it personally, she's like that all

the time with everyone.

It was a simple request. I'm not gonna

like, oh, stop my movie, go upstairs, or

turn off the light. Just turn it off

yourself. How hard is it?

I think it's like a power thing,

like exercising one's control

over others and me pushing back.

It's all like a power

game, isn't it? Control is all humans

just want to control others, don't they?

It's all power dynamic.

When I don't bend the knee, it's like

little tests here, little tests there.

Oh, do this, do that. He didn't do this,

didn't do that. Yeah, so I'm not bending

my fucking knee, that's why. Turn off your

fucking light, piss me off.

God, I nearly raged in front of Sunny.

Well,

I went to sushi with Dave Gibson, Sunny,

and my mum. That was quite funny. Now, do

you remember the sushi place I took

Chihiro in the 2019 Christmas video where

I nearly shoved Chihiro under that

dripping water? The Ashford Outlet Centre.

We went there for sushi. Dave Gibson came.

He had fish and chips at the sushi place.

It wasn't really fish and chips, it was

just like battered fish.

And I had— I don't know, I just picked

stuff randomly off the conveyor belt.

Sunny had the, um, 33% student discount.

Am I into crypto? Yeah, last year I made a

video talking about Bitcoin. I said 6

to 8 months after the halving event

happens, Bitcoin is going to go parabolic.

And look, we're in November, uh, which is

7 months after April, the halving.

I was exactly bang on. Spot on.

Can't believe it. It's actually completely

right with my prediction.

I said by the end of this year I want to

have £1,000 in Bitcoin. Unfortunately, I

only have £300 because I

kept selling bits of my Bitcoin to pay for

other things. And then I didn't have

enough money to buy back into it fast

enough. I've been buying £2 of Bitcoin

every day, but I've only got £380

in it now because I'm up like 50%.

Am I

tired of all the Palestine protests? I

haven't seen any Palestine protests. Oh

wow, I got 4— my Bitcoin is £400 now.

46% gain. That's my biggest gain ever,

but it's also the smallest thing I have,

so that kind of sucks. What's up with the

late stream? Well, I haven't streamed for

nearly 2 weeks. I was gonna stream after I

dropped Sunny off at the bus stop, but

then I had to go to work. Work took longer

than I expected, and then I had dinner

because it was already dinner time. So I

thought I'll do a stream after dinner

then. My goal is— now

Sunny's gone— my goal is I want to get

this credit card debt into the £3,000s.

Can we do that? So I

need around £900 before

the end, so I got 12, 13 days left in

November. Can I make I

want to make £900 divided by 30. I need to

make £69 every day,

so I'm going to be streaming more,

maybe make a video or two,

do more shifts. Really want to hit that

£900 so I can get that credit card debt

into the £3,000s.

How long did Sunny stay with you? She was

here for 8 days. I thought

she'd be here longer, but I don't know.

She said she had to help her mum babysit

or something.

She got here on Sunday, she left today,

so 8 days. It was fun.

Definitely more fun than the second time,

which she also agreed. Did she say

no filming? No, I just couldn't be

bothered. I thought about vlogging the

zoo, but I don't really know how—

what to do in the zoo. You just walk

around, don't you, and look at the

animals. I took a video of the tiger.

It's pretty cool.

Tiger's head's massive.

So yeah, I went to Colchester Zoo, 80

miles away. Went, went through the

Dartford Crossing, went past a Tesla. I

actually booked a test drive at Tesla,

but I didn't go. Went past the Tesla shop

under the Dartford Tunnel into Essex and

then back home over the Queen Elizabeth

Bridge, which was pretty cool. I thought

about vlogging it, I just can't be

bothered anymore. Oh hey guys, we're going

to the zoo, let's go!

Vlogging is so cringe.

Hey guys, join me today, we're going to

the zoo. Get a fucking life,

stupid fucking YouTubers.

I just can't be bothered anymore. And then

what? Oh hey guys, we're at the zoo,

look, it's a tiger. It would be such a

boring video. Oh look, we're having burger

and chips. That's what the video would be

like, so I couldn't be bothered.

It's nice, but it's not really something

to film. I'm sure you guys

really want to see the lion. Look, I'll

show you the lion.

I didn't like the lion. He looked stupid.

Look at his stupid face. He's like, oh,

look at me, I'm a lion. I could kill you

all. Big dopey face.

The tiger is way cooler. I'm more of a

tiger guy. I'm not really a lion guy.

Oh wow, thanks. Watching using the

on-flight Wi-Fi right now. Wow, where you

Must be nice having the money. Fly here,

fly there. Didn't stop you in the past.

Yeah, well, back when I got lots of views

and I wanted to be a famous YouTuber.

Black Pill Channel did a video on you.

What did it get, like 200 views? No one

big makes videos about me anymore.

Yeah, I saw someone made a video about me.

They tagged me. It said, hiding in my

room, youth mogs, all these people. And

then it's just a video of my face compared

to other people's faces who are the same

age as me, who look older than me. It's

got like 400 views.

And then the comments were like, oh, he's

Asian. Asian people eat less meat

and eat more tofu. No, we don't. I don't

eat any tofu. I don't eat any soya. I

don't eat loads of vegetables. I had pot

noodle and packet of crisps.

So don't give me all that, oh, it's your

genetics. I mean, it is genetics, but it's

not because I'm Asian. There's plenty of

35-year-old Asian guys who are ugly and

fat. I'm just superior being.

Tea and vitamin C drink tastes weird.

You don't drink alcohol, smoke. Yeah,

that definitely helps. Alcohol just makes

people look Bad. Fat belly,

puffy face. Smoking is just bad

all around, isn't it? Don't do drugs.

Don't do drinks. Drinking is just

pointless anyway. It doesn't help you in

life. It doesn't help your body repair

itself from damage. It doesn't help your

body grow. It's just like a waste of

money. It doesn't quench your thirst.

It's just pointless, isn't it? Oh, it

tastes good. Yeah, lots of things taste

good. Doesn't mean you should do it. No,

I'm not drinking beer. I'm drinking

vitamin drink. It's got vitamin C and zinc

effervescent.

Got a picture of me and Sunny. Wait, I'll

Took it in front of the mirror and,

um, my hair looks so funny. Look at my

hair. It looks crazy.

And then I took some ugly selfies where I

look pretty bad. I got double chin. Look

at my double chin. Really bad angle.

Yeah, it's nice. Nice week.

Yeah, my hair's like mullet basically.

I'm gonna cut it tomorrow, I think. Oh my

God, everything was great with Sunny being

here last week and everything, but there's

this one thing that ruined it. I had this

terrible, terrible neck pain. I never

had neck pain like this in my entire life.

It was so bad.

It's like having a metal rod in your neck.

And you're just all stiff all the time.

And if you try and move, it was so

painful. It started on Friday before she

came. It was like a little tingling. I

thought, that's fine. I'll just carry on

lifting weights, dumbbells, push-ups,

whatever. And it just got worse and worse.

And then I just had to stop exercising

because I couldn't. It was so painful.

And then I just, I felt so tired. When she

was here because I was just in pain all

the time. And it was like 3 days of

intense pain, and then it finally started

to go away, and now it's gone. And then I

still got the back pain. The back pain

went away, now it's back a bit. I've had

back pain for like 3 weeks now.

The back pain and neck pain's killing me.

Never had this problem before.

It's so horrible. You can't move like you

usually move. Getting out of bed hurts.

The most painful bit is in the morning

when you wake up because you haven't been

moving around in bed, so you stiffen up.

Over the day, during the day, you start

moving a bit, so you stretch a bit and it

gets a bit better. I just

got back pain all the time now.

I don't want to do my job anymore. I feel

sick and tired of it. Get horned at on the

roads. It gets dark at like 4 PM now and

raining. I like driving,

but I hate driving at night. I can't see

anything. All you see is the red dots

and the white dots.

Yeah, I think this job's gonna eff my back

Let's say they keep saying there's gonna

be snow and ice. I don't see any snow and

It's raining now. It's gonna rain all

night, and it's raining Tuesday all day.

It's just raining all week now. I don't

want to go out.

Do you still have many haters? I don't

know, I don't really see many hate

comments anymore, but I still get a lot of

dislikes for some reason. All my streams

have like 30% plus dislikes.

Do I turn on my high beams? Yeah, but you

can't have them on all the time. If cars

are coming the other way, you gotta turn

them off. So I have to keep turning on,

off, on, off, on, off.

I just wanted to make at least enough

to pay off the credit card first and

then maybe quit the job.

I can't believe this country barely has

any streetlights anywhere. It's so stupid,

especially on the motorway. No

streetlights on the motorway. What's my

taxes paying for? Stupid country.

Light pollution. Oh my God, is that the

reason why? We don't have streetlights,

more streetlights, because stupid

stargazing people like, oh, boo-hoo, we

can't see the stars anymore. Who fucking

cares?

Actually, Sunny likes looking at the

stars. Maybe I shouldn't say that. Oh

yeah, when she was here, I'll tell you, I

got lots of little mini stories from when

she was here. Here's one mini story. So

sometime during the middle of this week Or

last week, it was the supermoon event.

The moon was really big and really bright.

We went outside and it was like the

sun was rising, so bright, couldn't

believe it. Stars twinkling everywhere,

it looks really cool. She had this app

where you point it at the stars— I mean,

at the sky— and it will show you exactly

what star you're looking at. Like, oh,

that's a star, but actually it's not,

it's Mars, and it will tell you in the

app. The star signs and stuff. What's it

called? The coagulations. And it will show

you where the moon is. It's really cool.

But I left the door open and Pushkin ran

outside into the garden. My mum has this

thing where she freaks out if Pushkin is

not inside before it gets dark. I don't

know why, but she's like really scared.

At the idea of Pushkin being outside at

night when technically the nighttime is

the safest time for him to be outside

because there's barely any cars. There's

no one about who are gonna like beat him

up, whoever beats up cats.

She says the foxes are gonna kill him.

Foxes don't attack cats. Foxes are

cowardly scavengers. They're not gonna

risk getting into a fight with a cat. And

have their eyes scratched out. They know

cats are vicious. Foxes,

they just go for easy prey like rabbits

that are not gonna fight back. Have you

ever seen a fox chase down a cat and kill

it? That has never happened. What are you

talking about? A cat can outrun a fox

easily. But yeah,

she keeps thinking foxes are gonna get

him. So I accidentally let him out and he

just runs off into the garden like he's

been released into the wild, free spirit.

And my sister got this new cat flap

because the black cat keeps coming in and

stealing the food. So my sister got this

new cat flap where it's like

electronically locked and it only opens

when Pushkin gets near it because he's got

a chip. But Pushkin is scared of the cat

flap. When it clicks, it makes him scared

and he runs away from the cat flap. So he

wouldn't use cat flap and he can't

figure out that you gotta push the flap to

push it open. If you hold it open, he'll

go through it, but if you let it close—

it's a see-through plastic flap— he just

won't go through it. But then I

accidentally let him out at night and I

was not gonna go around the garden in the

middle of the night looking for him, so I

just thought, ah, forget about it, and we

went to bed. And then I woke up the next

morning, went up to my room, and he was in

my bed. So he let himself in through the

cat flap, which is pretty cool. So he can

get in if he desperately wants to.

But then he slept all day. I bet

he had the best night of his life running

under the moonlight, chasing the rabbits.

Nowadays he's like very crazy at night,

running up and down. Probably wants me to

let him out again,

but not allowed.

It's funny,

Pushkin can push open a door, but he

doesn't know how to push open the cat

flap.

Yeah, that's just a little story I had for

Rate it out of 10. Best story ever.

Let's see, you have coyotes. No, you don't

have anything weird. The weirdest things

are the foxes and maybe, maybe badgers,

but there's nothing that would hunt a cat.

There's not like mountain lions.

There's no predator that predatours

on cats. Preys on cats,

so they're completely fine to go outside.

I don't know what she's worrying about.

Pushkin can't push. One thing

he's named after and he fails at. Oh,

so when will you quit?

I really want to make another £5,000,

really. Oh, well, thanks, No Name.

Sunny won't be back until next year. It's

Christmas coming soon. She's gonna spend

it with her family.

Also, I need to get back to work, not sit

around all day.

Frolicking. Oh, we watched the Alien

movies. She's never seen Alien movies

before, so we watched the new Alien:

Romulus, which was kind of rubbish, to be

honest. It was probably the worst Alien

movie I've ever seen. Alien: Romulus.

Have you seen it? It's so bad. It's not

directed by Ridley Scott. That's why.

It's directed by some Spanish guy. So it's

just like 5 zero charisma Gen

Z actors who have no charisma or screen

presence, all rubbish. The deaths are not

gory at all. The deaths were— the best

thing about Alien movies is watching how

the stupid cast or crew members get killed

off, and these deaths were so boring.

So how did they die? They were so boring,

I don't even remember. Yeah, one gets the

alien burst out of his chest. Boring,

seen that one before. The only good death

was when that stupid guy sticks the

electric prod into the alien egg and then

the alien shoots acid at him and

it melts through his chest. That was

pretty cool because you've never seen it.

You've never seen an acid blood death in

Alien before. So that was kind of okay,

but it wasn't very gory. The only

interesting character was the black

android guy, the synthetic. All the humans

were so rubbish, like they had no— don't

know. So all the previous movies had cool

actors, like Prometheus had, uh,

what's he called, Michael Fassbender,

who's a cool actor. It also has that fat

American guy with a mustache, Danny

McBride. He's in Covenant. And Prometheus

has Idris Elba. So they've got like this

cool cast of actors, but Romulus just had

a bunch of noob actors who I've never seen

before.

Isn't it a Disney movie? What, Alien:

Romulus? I'm pretty sure we watched

it on Amazon Prime. Costs like £12 as

well.

Yeah, it's probably the worst Alien film

I've seen. The story is rubbish as well.

I don't even know what it was. It was like

you're supposed to stay on this planet to

mine for another 12 years, and then they

would just leave anyway on a spaceship to

go raid a derelict space station to

steal cryopods. Rubbish story.

Prometheus was a good story. Tells you

about the Engineers, the origin story of

the aliens. Who are the Prometheans? Why

did they create us? I really like

Prometheus. It's one of my favorites. And

then we also watched Alien Covenant. So

basically I just got Sonny to watch the

good Alien movies. We'll watch the classic

ones next time, the, the Ripley ones.

They aren't called Prometheans. What are

they called, the Engineers? I thought they

were called Prometheans. That's why it's

called Prometheus.

And then yeah, watch Alien Covenant,

which is okay. It's better than Romulus.

I like the scene where David and Elizabeth

arrive at the engineer planet and they

just release the black goo and they all

get wiped out. That was pretty cool. But

it was disturbing finding out what David

did to Elizabeth. Her body is just like

flayed open. Do you think he fucked her?

Because when David beats up the

lesbian-looking woman on the Covenant, he

pins her down, starts kissing her, and he

was like Is this how it's done? Do you

think he's got like a synthetic dick?

All of Alien's all about rape, isn't it?

The only interesting thing about Romulus

was the first time they showed the willy

coming out of the facehugger, because

they've got facehuggers in all the Alien

movies, but they never show the willy the

alien willy going into the mouth. And

Romulus, they really showed the facehugger

willy. It was like flopping around

everywhere. It's pretty gross. Never saw

that before, so that was kind of cool.

Tall person in Romulus is a real person.

Oh yeah, that was the only cool bit about

it. So the black— half-black woman gets

infected. She's already pregnant, but she

gets infected with the goo and Because she

injects herself with it, and then she

gives birth to this skinny, bald,

old-looking alien slash weird thing,

and then it sucks on her boob. It was

sucking on her, wasn't it? She touches her

boob, she gives birth to it, it comes out

of her between her legs, which has never

happened on Alien. They usually burst out

the chest, but this time she pushed it out

of her vagina. And it was like an egg,

and out of the egg was like this white,

pale, bald, skinny man with

a tail. And then she touched her boob and

all this goo was coming out of it, like

that was her alien milk. And then the

alien baby then starts sucking on her,

sucks her dry. That was kind of cool,

but why did he look like an engineer? It

was like bald and blue. Yeah, I saw on

YouTube it's actually a real guy who's got

like this weird genetic thing where he

looks like a weirdo, but he's like 7 foot

tall and he's got a tiny head. So it

wasn't CGI, it was actually a guy with

makeup on. He just looks really weird.

They just found some tall freak.

I thought you said you didn't like the

film. No, I didn't like it, but there were

some cool things like the baby humanoid.

He looked creepy because he had a human

face instead of an alien face.

Yeah, I really like Alien. Next time she

comes, we gotta binge watch the The

classics, the very first Alien,

1979 one.

I'm disappointed that they didn't do a

sequel to Covenant, and Romulus is

just like a completely new story, not

connected to the Prometheus and Covenant

ones.

I just realized there's no aliens in the

Prometheus one. There's like the snake

thing.

Was there?

There weren't really aliens in Prometheus.

It was just a little squid thing,

and then the goo turns 2 of the crew into

like zombie things. And at the end you got

the big tentacle squid that fights the

Engineer, which is pretty cool. It's like

a giant facehugger and then puts his willy

in his mouth, and then out of the Engineer

it looked like black Sonic. He looked like

Sonic the Hedgehog. It was like not this

original alien alien, but like this new

type of alien. But they didn't show

what happened to it, it's just kind of

cutscene.

So basically the— it wasn't the

facehugger, it was David's creation,

because David was experimenting on

Elizabeth and then he was like, I have

created the perfect life form, I've just

been waiting for you. And then the stupid

captain of the Covenant puts his face into

the egg. He's like, oh, what's this? And

then he gets facehugged, and that was the

first facehugger. So basically David

invented the facehugger and the xenomorph

that attacks the crew in the very first

Alien movie. Yeah, I geek out too

much on this Alien stuff. I don't know

I just really like the concept of space

RIP with aliens.

It's all weird. It's like the Engineers

created humans, the humans created the

synthetic robots, which is what David is,

and then David creates the aliens that

ends up killing all these humans and

wiping out the Engineers. Wait, did they

completely wipe out the Engineers by

dropping all the black goo on them? Was

that their homeworld? I feel

sorry for the Engineers. That was a bit

over the top. Sunny's on the bus now,

I think. She's still on the bus.

Yeah, she should still be on the bus.

Maybe, I don't know.

Oh, my back hurts.

I got blood all over my mattress because

I gra— my knee got grazed from rubbing

against the sheets so much.

And then I pulled open the duvet and

there's blood everywhere. Look,

where is it now? Oh, it's kind of healed.

Look there,

my skin was coming off my knee. I never

bled so much.

Yeah, break out the knee pads.

My whole body aches after Sunny leaves in

places that don't usually ache. Like, my

triceps start aching because I don't do

any tricep workouts. I only do bicep and

shoulder workouts. And basically when

you're doing it, you're like planking,

aren't you?

It's not the same as doing a push-up

because I do push-ups, but my— these

muscles here, here really ache because

you don't usually use them. I thought I

used this when doing push-ups, but they're

all aching. No, it's not period

blood, it's my knee.

I never had my knees start bleeding from

doing this so much. Am I doing it wrong or

something? I think it's the first time my

knees started bleeding.

Yeah, my sex life is over for this year.

To be continued in 2025. Are you

sure you didn't hurt her from cereal like

you did with the other girl? Pretty sure.

She didn't say anything.

I feel like my body is falling apart,

getting old now. Back pain, neck pain,

pains everywhere.

Yeah, so I watched the Alien movies and

then— oh, we went to the cinema. We went

to Maidstone Cinema and for some reason

there were police everywhere. It was

weird. Don't know why there's

loads of police outside of the cinema. I

don't know what happened. So we went to

watch The Heretic. It had Hugh Grant in

it. It was okay, I guess.

So these 2 young cute girls who are

missionaries, Mormons, they go to his

house, Hugh Grant's house, to talk to him

about Jesus Christ, and he He

traps them in his house and

starts making them question their belief.

It's weird. And then he locks them in the

basement, and then this woman comes out

and kills herself in front of them and

then gets resurrected, but it was actually

a trick. And there's a brunette and

a redhead— brown head, I don't know, she

looked kind of brownish or gingerish,

couldn't tell. And Hugh Grant traps her

in the basement and he's like touching her

up, and then she stabs him in the throat

with a screwdriver, and somehow he doesn't

die and he's still chasing her and stabs

her in the stomach with a knife. It was

weird. Yeah, Hugh Grant, I don't know, he

looks very wrinkly.

It's like the wrinkles are just all around

his mouth. He still looks okay,

I guess.

That's why I try not to smile. I'm scared

of getting those permanent smile lines.

And I think I'm lucky because when I

smile, I only get this line and

also crow's feet. But Hugh Grant looks

like when he smiles Oh, his whole face

Oh, the Odeon Cinema was pretty nice.

They got rid of all the normal chairs and

all the chairs are recliner chairs now,

which is interesting because last time I

went to that Odeon Cinema must have been

when Star Wars: Force Awakens came out,

like 2014, 2015. And they

all had regular seats, but now, I don't

know, maybe it's because of COVID they had

to try and get people to come back, lure

them back. They have these recliner seats

with a button, you press it and it goes up

and down. It's really nice, really helped

my neck pain.

I've been watching a lot of movies.

She was already dead and hallucinating at

the end. Yeah, that's what Sunny said.

She runs out after getting stabbed in the

stomach, and I was like, how's she still

moving around? She would have bled out by

now. At what point did she die and start

hallucinating? Maybe she was actually

getting raped by Hugh Grant in the

basement, and all that being stabbed bit

was just like her hallucinations.

Hugh Grant was like, oh, your magic

underwear. What? Those girls were pretty

cute though. I don't know which one I

liked more. I like the brunette at first

because the brown-haired girl looked kind

of plain, but then because her hair was

all tied up. But nearing the end of the

movie, her hair came down and she had like

bangs and she looked pretty cute. And I

thought, yeah, I actually like her more

than the brunette now. The brunette girl

had her throat slit by Hugh Grant, and

then somehow she still gets up at the end

of the movie and bashes him on the head

with a plank of wood. How? He also cut

open her arm to pull out the contraceptive

rod, which I didn't even know what that

was. Apparently women, they can get like a

piece of metal implanted in their arm here

And it sends out like an electromagnetic

wave to stop them getting pregnant.

Sounds weird. So Hugh

Grant cuts her arm open and pulls it out,

and I thought everyone's supposed to think

she's dead, but somehow she didn't die

from getting her throat slit. The movie

made no sense. Everyone was getting

stabbed and having their necks cut, and

they're still running around like nothing

happened.

But I did like how he was explaining how

the OG religion was Judaism, and then

Christianity and Muslimanity is just like

more modern renditions. He was like, why

is Judaism the OG but only has 0.2%

of the population following it? And he

brings out Monopoly boards comparing the

religions. I thought it's kind of

interesting. I didn't know this.

Maybe because all the Jewish people got

wiped out over and over again. Jewish

people have this thing about they keep

getting wiped out or genocided, don't

they? Did you break

up with your Thai girlfriend? Yeah, like 4

months ago, back in July.

It had to be done. It was painful but

No, the brunette girl looked a bit like—

what's Billie Eilish? She looks a bit like

her. Dark brown hair, and then her friend

looked like Ygritte from Game of Thrones,

Jon Snow's lover.

It was nice to see Hugh Grant still acting

because he's a legendary actor.

I've never seen him in anything because

his movies were for women, weren't they?

Like Bridget Jones's Diary. I'm not really

the target audience.

He plays quite a good villain in his old

Yeah. And then we watched all of Sweet

Pea, which is quite good too. Have you

seen the Fallout Amazon series? The girl

in that is the star in Sweet Pea.

It's basically like loser

girl who hates her life and is ignored by

everyone goes crazy and starts murdering

people and then gets into trouble.

It was okay. I give it a 6.8 out of 10.

It was kind of like Dexter.

She only kills, in her eyes, bad people.

But it got a bit silly where she just

ended up killing everyone to get out of

any problems. She's all, just kill them

then. Oh, you're in a new problem? I'll

just kill them. I think her name's Ella

Purnell. She's quite cute, but sometimes

she looks kind of weird. She looks a bit

like Gollum. Her eyes are massive.

From certain angles, she looks quite cute,

but then from other angles, she doesn't.

It's confusing.

She was good in Fallout, the Fallout

I thought Love Actually had that other guy

from Walking Dead. What's his name?

Buttersquash? Butternut?

You know, Rick. What's his real name?

It's something weird like Andrew

Butternut. I can't remember. He had a

funny last name. I thought he was in Love

Actually. Or was he in it as well with

Hugh Grant? Wolverine is not Hugh Grant,

it's Hugh Jackman.

Yeah, so basically when Sunny comes over,

we just watch movies and binge series and

then play video games. I got her hooked on

Rainbow Six. She said she's going to

download Rainbow Six and we'll play it

together. So we're playing Rainbow Six

and— oh, we were playing Resident Evil 7.

That's quite a fun game. I thought it

sucked, but I think Resident Evil games

are boring, but if you play it with

someone, it's really fun. It's one of

those things where it's way more fun

playing together, solving the puzzles,

getting jumpscared. So yeah, got quite far

in Resident Evil 7. You know, the, the

evil village house. No, not the village,

the house. With the crazy redneck family.

It's quite good, although it has nothing

to do with Resident Evil. It's got no

zombies in it. How's it— it's got like a

fungal disease that infects the family and

makes them go crazy, but really it's,

it's like not even anything to do with

Resident Evil. Where's Umbrella? Where's

Raccoon City? Where are the zombies?

Where's Leon Kennedy?

Nowhere. Let's just call it something

else, like Crazy House.

But yeah, it's quite fun. It's just

standard Resident Evil gameplay.

You're in a house, doors are locked,

gotta find the key. You gotta find the

objects that opens the door that lets you

into the room to get the key to open the

door that was in the beginning of the

game. You backtrack, you get jumpscared,

and You get the shotgun, you get the

flamethrower, you get the Magnum, got the

safe room. It's basically same as all the

other Resident Evil games, but it doesn't

have zombies. I don't understand why

they got rid of the zombies after Resident

Evil 3. 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 got no zombies.

Zombies were the best bit of Resident

Evil. That's what made it so creepy. Oh my

fucking God, Pushkin, stupid cat.

You scared the crap out of me. I thought,

what was that?

Where's he gone?

Oh, he scared the shit out of me. He

looked like a little alien, like

facehugger thing creeping up on me.

He's sitting by the window.

God, that scared me.

Got jump scared by my cat.

Where is he?

Look, he's just sitting by the window.

He's looking out for that black cat, his

arch nemesis. Andrew Lincoln. Yeah,

but didn't he change his name to Lincoln

because originally it was a weird funny

name like Buttersquatter?

He saw you having cereal. He did actually.

He pushes the door open and then

he just runs in, and then I'm naked. I've

got to chase him and get him out.

Don't you think it's funny that Us humans,

the one thing we're scared of most is

other humans. And then the one thing that

scares Pushkin, terrifies him the most,

is another cat. But if he

saw a duck in the garden, he wouldn't care

less, be like, oh, it's a duck. But he

sees that black cat coming into the

garden, he loses his shit. He runs down

there, he sits at the window staring at

the black cat, hissing at him. It's like

if you saw a man in your garden, you'd be

freaked out, wouldn't you? But if you saw

a badger, you'd be, oh, look at the cute

badger. We're also scared of our own

species.

Dogs are the same too. When you see 2

people walking dogs, the dogs go crazy

barking at each other.

Can't they just be friends?

So now he's on patrol mode where he's

keeping an eye out for the black cat.

I hate dogs, they're so annoying.

It's hard to tell if they're friendly or

not. They bark. His stupid hair keeps

poking me in the eye. I can't wait to cut

my hair off. I'm just gonna grab it like

that and Cut it off.

Wait, I want to check what his name was.

What is Rick Grimes' real name?

Actor Andrew Lincoln.

Yeah, what was his actual name? Oh yeah,

Clutterbuck. Andrew James Clutterbuck.

And then he changed it because Clutterbuck

was weird. He legally changed his

name, didn't he? Clutterbuck, that's such

a funny English-sounding name.

Ah, my back's killing me again. I thought

it was getting better. My backache, I

think it started over 2 weeks ago.

Does it mean my back's getting stronger?

Because I feel like I hurt my back and it

heals, but it's not stronger, and then I

just hurt it again. If I do the same

mistake of using my back to lift.

But you think if I keep using my back to

lift, the back would get stronger and

stop hurting so much.

And why does it take so long to heal? I

think it's because I keep hurting it

instead of letting it rest.

Too much cereal. I don't know

if I'm really using my back for cereal.

Sometimes I can't be bothered lifting

correctly because it's just easier to lift

with your back.

I don't know if it's safe to start

dumbbells again. I'm scared. I'm gonna

hurt my neck. My neck pain is finally

gone. Look, I can do this.

Oh yeah,

it's not fair. Cats never get backache,

do they? They jump all over the place.

And Pushkin's biceps are massive. I could

feel them under his fur, and compared to

the size of his arms, they're huge. Like

chicken drumsticks. He doesn't work out,

he just sits around the house all day.

It's not fair.

Oh, you should have seen the chimpanzees

at the zoo. Me and Sunny went to the zoo.

The chimpanzees had—

I don't know what it was, like the anus

was hanging out. It was like big

dangly, gloopy anus sack dangling.

I've never seen that before.

Look disgusting. Chimpanzees, such ugly

things, aren't they? I only like to see

the chimpanzees because they look so

weird. They kind of look like us with the

hands and feet, and the faces look kind of

human-like, and they're 6 times stronger

than us. So they could rip us to bits.

And you can see the muscles. They look so

freaky.

And they got the asshole hanging out.

Looks gross.

And they're like poking it and sniffing

it. They're such weird creatures. I can't

believe that's our closest relative. So

uncivilized and ugly. Why can't we have

cool relatives? I mean, look at cats.

They look so cool. Pointy ears, little

mouths, furry, cute little paws.

Don't have the anuses hanging out, do

they? Apes are so ugly. I hate

the fact that we're apes. There's only

like 5 great apes: orangutans,

gorillas, chimpanzees, bonatos,

or whatever. And us, and we're obviously

the best-looking great ape, but it's not

really saying much. Apes are a pretty ugly

animal.

They're all ugly. I mean, look at

gorillas, they're so stupid looking.

There's not one cool— look at baboons,

big red anus. Orangutans look stupid.

We're the only ape— I mean, most of us

are, but we're the only great apes that

don't look like weird mutant freaks. But

apes are the ugliest animals in the animal

world. Look at all the other animals,

they're cute and furry.

All the apes got stupid ugly faces. Their

noses are like that.

Pigs are pretty ugly as well though. I

don't know, pigs and apes, pretty ugly.

Yeah, bonobos, not bonitos. I forgot.

Just when we went to the zoo, I looked at

the animals and thought, God, these

animals look so stupid. The only cool ones

are the tigers. And the fish.