playing resident evil 2 on hard mode, no damage, no deaths-462174132

I'm tired.

It's only 8 AM in the morning. My wife went to work at 7 and she'll be back at 12, so I had to wake up early and play otherwise. Otherwise I won't have enough time. She'll be back at 12,

so hopefully we can play a few hours before she gets back.

My new setup's so nice. I've got this new webcam, it's very wide angle.

Looks quite nice.

And I've got this big curved monitor. I could show you, but then I have to take off the webcam.

It's in a nice place right now, nice angle.

My wife's job, she works at a call center. Hopefully everything's working.

Can you hear the game music in the background?

I need to get an extension cable for this because I want the laptop on the ground, but then it's too far away to plug my headphones in. So now I have the laptop on the table and the fan's a bit noisy.

You can make the webcam smaller. Why is it moving?

That's weird, it keeps moving. Oh, I have the microphone is on the button, the arrow key. That's weird, I wonder why it was moving on its own. I will. I'll make it smaller when I start the game.

Just need to make sure it's working. I'll probably have it this, this small. Maybe

I hear rain. Yeah, that's the game. Can you see the game? I don't think you can, because when I have it minimized,

it freezes.

Can you see it now?

I haven't started it yet. I just downloaded it.

Might refund it, depends if I like it or not. If I really enjoy playing it, I'll keep playing it, but if it's too scary— I haven't really been looking forward to it because I'm scared.

You'll have to let me know if it's too loud or anything. Or too quiet.

Windows+M does nothing.

Windows+M minimizes it.

Okay, let's, let's just start it. I'm gonna do story.

Should I play as Leon or Claire? If I play as Claire, I'll be staring at her buttocks the whole game, making sexual comments.

If I play Leon, I'll be less perverted.

Do I want to be a man or a girl?

Leon is harder.

Claire is quite sexy in the new Resident Evil 2.

But then I think guys playing as girls when they have a choice is kind of lame. You always get these nerdy fat guys playing as girls because they want to screw the girl.

I might go for Leon. I don't really care about Claire. I just want to see her sexy bum. Okay, let's go for Leon on hardcore mode. How long do you think I'll last on hardcore? I've never played it before.

I'm a professional gamer. I can play hardcore mode easy.

My hair's all wet. I just had a shower.

Look, man, I'm serious, okay? I saw this with my own eyes. Oh, I believe you, buddy. I believe you. Just tell us a story. Tell us a story. Okay, well, it was last Friday night. I was walking home from the bar, this woman started coming towards me. She was staggering, you know, so I, I figured she was

drunk. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, tell us, be honest now. How many drinks did you have? No, man, I, I barely had a buzz on. Oh, come on. Look, just listen, all right? She got closer and I got a good look at her. You had to see her eyes, her nose, her whole face. It looked like it was

rotting. Yeah, she looked like a corpse, like a walking corpse, man. Sounds like my wife. I've never seen anything like it. I haven't been able to sleep since that night. All right, calm down, buddy. Calm down. Just— hey, you gotta stay strong, okay? Don't give in to fear out there, right? Yeah, well, you got that right. If

you freeze up around these things, they'll sink their teeth in. Oh, come on, just getting good.

I

need some sleep.

Oh, shit!

No,

no, no. And yes, he gets bitten.

What do we do? Do it. What am I going to do?

I

don't know if I'm going to get scared or if I'm just going to laugh the whole time. Could go either ways.

I don't think I'll get scared.

Yeah, the graphics are very nice.

I like how they put loads of freckles and blackheads on the character skin.

That's weird.

Oh, it just starts like this. Explore your surroundings.

So I walk using AWDS. How do I sprint? Shift. How do I punch?

The lighting's really cool.

Can I just walk away? Get back in his car, drive the other way.

Oh look, he's getting wet. His coat's getting wet.

His car.

Turn up on mic, Daniel. Oh, the mic's a bit far away from me. I can't bring it closer. If I sit closer to the mic, then the screen's too big.

I'll try speaking louder.

Okay, let's just go in.

Hello? Anybody there?

Something's not right.

What do

they sell? Where's the porn?

So dark, I can't see a bloody thing. You all right?

Why isn't he helping? I'll be back for you. I saw this on YouTube. Policeman's in there.

I'm looking for pornography.

Eric the Dragon. The Dragon what? Flyer.

Bringing back memories of the petrol station. Yeah, kind of.

What snacks do they have? Snack food. Sounds like they're humping each other in there. Can you hear it?

Sounds pretty hardcore.

I'm scared. I don't want to trigger the next events because right now it's safe. There's no zombies.

Okay, let's go.

Just get in your car, drive the other way, go home.

Oh, the sound's getting louder.

Stop moving, officer! You need help? Stay back, sir, I got this.

Hey, get off me right now!

Well done, Leon. Got him killed. Freeze, I'll shoot! Oh, I missed, I missed. You asshole! How many shots does it take? Jesus Christ, took 6 shots. I missed 2 of them.

Does this guy come back alive?

Please don't jump scare me.

Me.

Oh look, I found the goodies.

Very nice.

No way, this can't be. Where do you go? How do I get out?

Hey, what are you doing? Oh, he locked the door. Oh shit,

son of a I've got no more bullets left. I have to run past.

Okay, I'm supposed to go this way.

Where's the door? That other door. Oh, where is it? Oh, here it is, here it

is.

Oh,

what the—

what about that?

Don't shoot! Get down!

Oh, they die in one shot. You all right during the— Yeah, I think so. Thanks. Take me later when we're safe. Holy shit.

Come on,

get in!

Hold on.

What the hell is going on? I don't know. Hopefully they'll have some answers. Wait, you're a cop? Yeah, Leon Kennedy. You are? Claire. Claire Redfield.

Live around here? No, looking for my brother. He's a cop too. Well, it's a good thing we found each other. I don't know what to expect anymore.

Oh, I'm tired.

I think I'm gonna die straight away.

I already got bitten once.

It didn't do the Resident Evil in the deep voice. Due to the citywide outbreak, you were advised to take shelter at the Raccoon City Police Station. Free food and medical supplies will be provided to everyone in need. Oh my God, this is so unreal. Police station's not much farther. They'll know something. Yeah, but what if we're the

only ones? What if there's no survivors? There's survivors. It's a big city. There has to be.

Looks like we're walking from here.

More like running. Yeah, good call.

Leon, we gotta back up.

Holy shit. There, get out. Get out now!

I can't. Hold on.

Whoa!

Oh no.

Claire! Claire, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm all right. How about you?

Can't stay here, it's not safe. Go on ahead, I'll meet you at the station. I'll be there.

What do I do? Where do I go? No, I don't know which way to go. This is out of control. Which way do I go? This way.

Leave me alone.

Which way? Not this way. Help me. This way. It must be this way.

Holy shit, it's everybody! They've all turned. I think I'm safe.

There it is, the station. I would say the surroundings look

How

do I

get in?

Fuck you

and police.

Maybe there's some secret Secrets,

secret items, dead

Hello? Is anybody here?

I could save it now.

There has to be someone here.

Not good. David, Marvin, you there? I found a way out. It's in here.

Send reinforcements east hallway.

I gotta find that guy.

Hmm, what happened to all of the police? How did they all Apart from a few.

How many police are there in a city usually? Must be hundreds.

Where do I go?

It said East Hallway. Never eat shredded wheat. Oh, this is West Hallway. Don't want to go there.

Oh, first aid.

How do I use

Stuff. Okay, he's better now.

Do I go up or here?

Oh, that made me jump.

Stupid beeping sound.

You should play this at night for more atmosphere. Yeah, it's a bit bright. Okay.

I don't know if I like this game. You got this.

If I play under 2 hours, then I can refund it. How long has it been?

I don't know if I'm enjoying this or not.

I think I'd rather just watch someone else play it.

Um, I've been streaming for—

how long have I been streaming for?

It doesn't tell you how long you've been streaming for on Twitch.

Does anyone know?

Stay under 2 hours, I can refund it.

Turn it back on.

Uptime. Okay.

It didn't do anything. Yeah, I think it's been about half an hour, so I'll play a bit more.

I think I'm gonna die straight away and then get fed up.

Spaghetti. Why is there spaghetti?

I bet you anything there's a zombie out there now. Oh, I can't see, I can't see.

Can I change the difficulty mode? I think I made a mistake choosing hard.

I can't see where I have to go. I keep getting lost.

Wait, how do I get out?

Who are these people?

Oh, there's a room in here. I'd rather play Rainbow Six.

Why doesn't he open it?

Look for a yellow web— yellow ribbon. Yellow ribbon. There's no yellow ribbon.

Oh, this is why I hate Resident Evil games. I keep getting lost. I don't know where to go.

The controls feel really weird. The way he moves, very strange.

Oh, this way.

Toilets. Any women?

First

aid.

I can barely see anything. Jesus.

Is it the policeman?

Oh,

here's something.

Oh, there's loads of policemen. They're dead. Open up! Hurry! Who's that? Open up! Open this goddamn door!

Why there— why is there a window? I don't want to go outside.

He has no head. Is he a zombie?

I'll get you out.

Help me, please! Give me your hand. Help me! I got you.

Give me your other hand.

Oh, he's still alive. Jesus Christ,

that poor man. Look at his intestines. That's gross. He's made a little map.

Statue needs medallions, and then you go down a secret passage and then up into the parking way out.

Who built this stupid police station?

Who did that? Was it a licker? That was fucking— where's that black policeman? Ah, fucking hell!

Oh my God, now I'm damaged again. Stupid place. Where do I go? Where do I go?

Where do I go? Which way?

Oh Jesus, they're everywhere! Oh no, this is a dead end. Oh no, they're coming. I don't have enough ammunition.

Oh, I don't like this game.

I don't like it.

Okay, I can heal. I can probably kill one zombie.

I don't know which way to go. If I go back to the entrance, I'll get stuck at that metal thing again.

Help me. Do I go left or do I go right?

I'm gonna get myself trapped. Go left. Are you sure? Are you sure it's go left?

I'm going to die.

They're coming. No,

why am I

Any more zombies? Were there only 2? Oh no, there's more over there.

I'm trapped. This is a dead end as well. Upstairs. Oh no,

up here. Maybe you can go back.

Yes, come on, go, go, go!

Fall. God damn it! Oh, it's the black guy. Watch out! Oh, you're

safe for now. Thanks. Just lost Marlon Brando. Leon Kennedy. There was another off strike. I couldn't— I couldn't— Here.

Don't touch his bloody hand.

I'm sure you did what you could, Leon.

Does anyone know what started this? Not a clue. But honestly, all you need to know is that this place will eat you alive if you aren't careful. Yeah, well, I was supposed to start last week and I got a call to stay away. I wish I'd come here sooner. You're here now, Leon. That's all that matters.

Why does Leon have a lieutenant uniform? I'm ready. Hopefully you'll be able to find a way out of this station. That officer you you met earlier, Elliot. He thought this secret passageway might do the trick.

Hmm, this is good news. We can get you to hospital. No, no, I am not the priority here, Lieutenant. I'm not just gonna leave you here. I'm giving you an order, rookie. You save yourself first. I'd come with you, but I just slow you down.

You'll need this. I can't take it. Stop. What is that, a lightsaber? My mistake. If you see one of those things, uniform or not, you do not hesitate. You take it out or you run. Got it? Yes, sir.

Ready sub weapon. And attack. What if I shoot Marvin?

What happens?

You can't.

Be funny if you could shoot him.

How do I get my knife out?

What if I shoot this?

I thought it would explode.

This is not how I imagined

The first day.

Does he turn into a zombie? Marvin, is he okay?

I don't want to play it. Why is it on fire outside?

Hello, that guy's a

zombie. See?

Oh, thank you for the subscription.

Welcome, Woo, back onto Twitch? Yes, I'm on Twitch. Not having a great time, to be honest. I don't like this game. It's not my friend.

My mouse, where is it?

Is it a zombie on there?

It's too scary. I feel very stressed out.

Oh, what the fuck?

Huh? What?

Uh, who did this?

How the hell did that happen?

Bloody hell, did not expect that attack. I thought the body would just flop around.

Green herb.

Oh, confiscated items.

Oh, it's the liquor— liquors. Oh, don't like it.

I don't like it.

Just run.

Fucking hell.

Oh, I can't play this game.

It's too stressful. This is not fun at all. How do people find horror games fun? I don't get it. This is not fun.

Oh, I don't like it.

How much did I pay? £45. I've paid £45 so I could not have fun and get stressed out.

I think I'm gonna refund it. I just— I can't play this game.

I can't. The sounds and the jumps.

At least in the original— oh, fucking hell. At least in the original game, when you exited the room, the zombies didn't follow you into the next room.

Come on, how many shots does it take?

Jesus.

We're turning the station into a temporary shelter due to the massive sudden outbreak. All police have been instructed to make the safety of the citizens their top priority as we try to accommodate as many of them as possible. Yeah, and I guess they turned into zombies and then killed all the policemen. Great job. One of the refugees

attacked us in the middle of the night, resulting in the death of one officer and injuring 3. The person in question was quickly restrained.

We believe this was A case of someone snapping under intense stress. A mob attacked the station today, resulting in a number of casualties. A few survivors were able to make it safely behind the emergency shutters.

But surrounded as we are, it will be hard for any of us to escape this place. We're not sure we can fix any of our comm equipment, so we remain cut off from the outside world.

I think it would be very interesting if the game started whilst it was happening, as the outbreak was happening.

There was another clash on the west side of the station. 12 people died. There's only a handful of survivors left. Everything's falling into disarray.

Another clash. Can you imagine what that would look like?

All the policemen trying to stop the zombies thinking they're actually people.

Oh, look, it's Marvin.

Marvin. Why is his photo there?

Would you have sex with a zombie?

Pull her trousers down.

But she's twitching.

I mean, look, you're all alone in this room. There's a female. It's not like anyone would find out. Just pull her trousers down. Screw her. Trousers down, dick in. Just do it, Leon.

Ah! Oh, what the hell? She's back. Shit. Space.

She heard me. Why don't— why doesn't she die?

Give me my knife back. Why can't you kill her?

Fuck this game.

Fuck this game. I'm not playing. Refund. I don't like it.

Very sorry to disappoint everyone.

I do not like this game. Refunding it now.

Where is it? Resident Evil 2 support.

I'll have to log in. I am logged in.

It's not what I expected. I like a refund. Send it to my PayPal, please. I played 1 hour. Choose refund reason. It's too scary.

It's not fun.

Submit request. Oh, Close it down. It's gone.

I killed it and then it came back.

Worst game ever.

It's just not fun. It's really stressful.

Let's play a real game. Let's play Rainbow Six. I've got a few hours until my wife comes home. Might as well.

Oh.

I'm very tired. I'm gonna get coffee.

There's no iced coffee.

Oh, this looks—

I feel so sorry for Leon.

Read the chat. I am reading the chat.

No one's saying anything.

Can you imagine being Leon? You're trapped in that stupid police station. Everything's trying to kill you. Makes you realize your own life is so great. No one's trying to kill you. There's no zombies. Everyone's alive.

Can you imagine it? You're in a police station.

I would not like to be Leon.

Um, oh, I need to change this.

Rainbow Six.

I can't play it. Number 1, I don't know where to go. Number 2, I keep getting trapped. Number 3, you can't kill the zombies, they keep coming back alive.

Not good.

Ah, good old Rainbow Six. This game is actually fun.

Oh, thank you, Minato Namikaze. I'm nearly at 20 subs. That's pretty cool. What kind— what kind of games do I like? I like Rainbow Six.

My favorite game doesn't scare me.

Oh, this is better.

So much better.

Oh wait, oh, you can see it. Can you see the game? Yeah, you can.

Oh, this feels so much better. Just the way it moves, the way it controls feels so much better than that clunky Resident Evil 2.

No! Ah, fucking hell! I was gonna do the C4 and then that stupid woman came out of nowhere.

So who liked my last video,

my illustrated drawing one? People liked it, I think. Got a lot of likes,

nearly has 1,000 likes. Looks pretty good.

Pretty good. I need to find— I don't know, do you think Rainbow Six is a good game to stream? I, I personally like Rainbow Six. Resident Evil 2, I thought it would be fun to stream, but it's just way too stressful. I couldn't. I would love to just explore the police station and meet other characters and find

out what happened. But all the zombies— I should have played on easy mode, shouldn't I?

Barely getting 15k. It'll get 15k eventually.

Trust me, it will.

And the number of views isn't important. I have, I have videos that have nearly 30k views, but they only made $40. And then I have videos that had 14k views and they made $50. The Filipino girl videos made about $50 each. They only got around 15,000 views, whereas the Ice Poseidon videos got nearly 30k, and they made

less than the Filipino girl did. So Filipino girl more valuable to me than Ice Poseidon, apparently.

You should have done it easy mode. Yeah, I was trying to be macho, trying to impress you guys by playing on hard mode, but even at easy mode I think it would have been quite difficult. Oh, the game started. Why didn't you tell me?

Can you imagine if Resident Evil 2 actually happened in real life? That'd be crazy.

I want to see what happened at the police station at the beginning before everything

went downhill.

See how good I am at this game? I am good.

I am really, really good.

I'm so good at this game.

Whoa, did you see that headshot?

2 versus 1.

Baby. Oh, he's up there, he's up there! I saw him.

It's smoke.

Plant the diffuser.

Oh, he's coming. Where is he? Wow, he's right there! Oh my God, why didn't he kill me? He was right in front of me. Did you see it? Watch, watch.

He had an easy chance to kill me and he didn't.

Did you see that? I killed nearly all of them. Your drawing is good, but your drawing of people is not that good. Really? I thought my drawings of people were quite good.

I didn't know my wife bought Nescafé. It's been ages since I had Nescafé. Nefkase, Nescafé. That, that smoke guy was such a noob, he ran right past me.

If you don't like horror games, play story-driven ones. I just wanted to experience the story on Resident Evil 2.

I'll probably go onto YouTube later and just watch someone else play it.

Not even Ice Poseidon believes Daniel when it comes to his ad revenue. I get a lot of money for low views. I think most YouTubers would be surprised at how much I make because I put a lot of ads in the videos, if you haven't noticed. I put about 4 ads in the video. I don't swear, I

code word everything sexual.

It's strange though, isn't it? You would expect— you would expect someone like me who talks about sex so much to not get a very good CPM, but I can make— I can make $100 off of 20K views easy sometimes.

I can even make $50 off of 10K views. I'm not lying.

Oh, I hate it when they remove you for inactivity when I'm just making a coffee.

I think you cannot see that people are actually interested in your lifestyle. Got dragged by haters. What do you mean?

Do you think I paid too much attention to the haters and then I turned the people who liked me into more haters?

I don't know why people are so obsessed with how much money I make. Who cares? I make enough. To not have to get a job and to not go homeless and to be able to buy 32-inch curved monitors.

I guess people would think I'm less lame if I was making lots of money compared to making hardly anything. If I was making millions, I'm pretty sure— no, actually I'm not sure, because even people like Ice Poseidon who makes loads of money, he still gets all these haters calling him a loser and stuff. How is he a

loser when he's making loads of money just by vlogging, streaming his life?

That's not what a loser is to me.

You're always bragging about it when in reality you're spending your inheritance money. I haven't touched my inheritance money. I opened a new account and I put all my inheritance money into there. I'm using my YouTube earnings.

I put all my inheritance into a second account and I haven't touched it. It's just building interest. By the time I'm 60, it would have— it would have tripled, quad— quadrupled. Quadrupled.

How would you say tripled for 5. Quin— quadrupled. Stupid words.

Get out of the way, I'm first.

When you play Glaz, you have to rush because no one expects Glaz to rush in. They think he's gonna stay outside. Staying outside is for pussies.

I rush in. Like this.

I shoot them in the back and I completely miss.

That nearly worked. I nearly got him.

Get out of the way.

Rush in.

Russian.

Well,

whoa, whoa, whoa.

One left.

Very nice.

That's how you do it.

I'm interested, what will Daniel do after stream?

Well, my wife will come home. We might stream together, I don't know.

I need sugar. This coffee has no sugar.

If you get a convenience store job, vlog while working.

I could do.

I vlogged at the petrol station.

I wish I never have to work, just YouTube and game. It's pretty nice not having to work. I'm not gonna lie,

one of the things I'm quite happy about is not having to work. It's very nice.

I have a very nice lifestyle.

I completely missed all those shots. He just stood there, he didn't even move.

Why, why is he Standing there.

Oh.

I want to start streaming. You should. I'll give you— I'll host you on Twitch since you've been a very, a very generous viewer.

The biggest problem is Daniel deletes his best videos, live streams, from YouTube. I don't delete the live streams, I set them to unlisted, and then the Patreon members, they get special access.

I usually take my livestreams down because sometimes I say weird things that could get me into trouble. Like last time I was, I was pretending to kidnap a girl and then doing her voice. No, no, don't kidnap me. Now people are saying that I have—

people say that I have fantasies where I want to kidnap a little girl. As if I would have fantasies about that.

Doing silly voices and enacting some kind of silly situation doesn't mean you have a fantasy

to do it in real life. Like right now, I'm having a lot of fun killing people. It doesn't mean that I actually want to kill people. It's just the game. It's just a joke, bro.

That's the whole point of a joke. It means that you're not serious. It means you don't mean what you say because it's a joke. But people take everything I say so they can use it against me.

5 seconds

before insertion. Okay, let's go. I mean, why would I be interested in kids when I have a wife who has the body of a 12-year-old?

Why would I risk going to jail when I, when I could just do my life? Doesn't make any sense. I don't want to go to jail.

I like my life. I like playing games. I like drinking coffee.

I like waking up in my big bed in my apartment. I don't want to go to prison. Why would I want to go to prison? I have a great life. Great life. I'm not gonna sacrifice it.

People are so silly saying things like, oh, Daniel's too much of a coward to, to do some kind of mass shooting. Why would I do a mass shooting? Why would I want to give up my lovely life of comfort and gaming so I could kill a bunch of people and then get sent to prison.

Where's the vape? Oh, it's right here.

That's weird, Coca-Cola and coffee flavor.

I feel kind of insulted that people would accuse me of going on a shooting rampage or raping someone

just because I make silly jokes now and then.

There's nothing worse than having to go to prison. I would never risk going to prison.

Do you like my hairstyle today? I think it looks very nice.

Would I do it if there was no consequence? Would I kill people if there was no consequence? Sure, I'd kill loads of people.

I'd kill you. No, I'm just kidding. I wouldn't kill you. You're my friend.

I'd kill that bloody Uh, I should, I should stop. This is not a good,

good thing to be saying.

Oh wait, the game started.

Whoa, kill that guy as well.

It's just funny, there's so many people who think, oh, my life is so miserable. Oh, I feel so sorry for Daniel, his life is so shit.

I don't know why people think my life is so shit. My life is great.

I make tons of money by making silly videos and streaming.

I've got a massive 32-inch monitor that looks amazing.

I'm sorry to break it to you, but

my life is pretty cushy.

And the whole thing about me never leaving my room is, is not true. If you check out my second channel, you'll see that I leave my room quite a lot. It's just that most of my videos are made inside of my room. It doesn't mean that I never leave my room.

I leave my, my room all the time.

Me and my wife, we're going camping soon, which leads me to my next question. When me and my wife go camping, should I livestream it or should I just vlog it? I thought a livestream might be fun, but then it's also kind of stressful because I have to be constantly streaming the whole time instead of enjoying the

experience. But if I vlogged it, I just vlog, you know, bits and pieces here and there,

and the vlog would be higher quality. Livestream might be bad quality, might get disconnected, might get kicked out if people start phoning up.

Yeah, and my data might not be good. It's in this mountainous region in Japan. It looks pretty nice. You get these big tents, barbecue station. It's in nature,

so I might just vlog it.

I'll probably get more money from vlogging it because I don't get many donations nowadays. It depends, it depends. Yesterday I got nothing, I got like $5, and then the day before I got about $60. So it's kind of random,

but ad revenue is more guaranteed.

I think I could get about 20k views. People seem to be quite interested in my traveling stuff. Without the drama. If you look at my channel, the Traveling with Chihiro videos do okay. They get about 20k views and it's family-friendly, so I get good CPM. Make about $100 off 20k views.

Look, I got nearly 19k for the mountain in Kyoto. I got 19K for the fun day in Nara. I got 22K for Universal Studios Japan.

Camping might be fun, something new.

Go on a bike trip. I'm interested in getting an electric scooter and then attaching the GoPro on it and then scooting around.

My views are shit. Well, I, I bet they're a lot better than your views. Let's see your channel, Mr. Bullfrog. I bet you've got 2 subs. I bet you don't even have 10 lifetime views. And don't give me that whole, oh, I'm not trying to be a YouTuber. That's just an excuse, because I bet you anything if

you could be a YouTuber, you would love to be one.

Everyone would love to be a YouTuber, wouldn't they? Why would you not want to be a YouTuber?

It's the best job in the world. There's no job better.

If YouTube— if being a YouTuber means we have to live a career like you, It doesn't. When I say YouTuber, you could make videos about anything. I'm not saying you have to make videos like mine.

And what's wrong with living a career? What do you mean live, live a career? Do you mean live a life? What's wrong with my life? You don't want a wife? You don't want to live in Japan? You don't want to have daily sex? You don't want to play games?

Okay, you're boring.

It's a stressful job coming up with ideas. Yeah, it can be stressful, but sometimes you have lots of ideas and you're feeling creative and it's really fun, but then sometimes you don't know what to make, but you know you have to make something, and then you end up making something shit. Because if you don't, then your channel's

gonna die.

Did my wife get upset because I got a new monitor? No, she didn't.

She thinks it's interesting. She was very amused by it. Do you think my voice sounds better like this? I think I sound more sexy. I speak more quietly.

Daily sex. You often talked about masturbating and using your doll instead of doing it with your wife.

Daily sex doesn't necessarily have to be with my wife, if you know what I mean.

I've got several other options.

Okay, let me concentrate. I need to kill someone.

Look at this woman plowing the fields.

Haha.

Whoa, whoa, who's doing that? Oh, I fell off the building.

I fell off the building.

Weren't I playing Resident Evil 2? I was, but I got too scared and then Leon died.

My wife doesn't really mind. It's not like she's some kind of sex addict. She's not craving sex all the time.

She doesn't mind not having sex. It's usually up to me when we have sex, because if I don't want to have sex, then we don't have sex.

I think she's kind of happy that I got this monitor because it means I'm not going to run away anytime soon. Why would I invest in such an expensive product if I was just going to run away? If I was planning to run away, I wouldn't get something like this.

I think buying the monitor indicates that I'm planting roots down.

Daniel will only learn how to be a decent person when he loses his channel and is forced to work and go out there in the real world. Are you sure about that? Because

I used to have a job before I had YouTube, and I wasn't a good person. I dropped food on the floor, and then I just picked it back up and gave them to the customers. I stole stuff from my workplace. I masturbated into the toilets. Just because I have a job doesn't mean I'm going to become a

good person. I'm broken.

I'm a pretty naughty boy, and losing my channel is just gonna make me worse, probably. I'm pretty happy now thanks to YouTube and stuff. If I didn't have YouTube, I'd be so miserable. I'd be spitting into people's coffees like this.

Daniel used to be a decent person. Trust me, I was not a decent person before YouTube. Do you want to know how much of a bad person I was before YouTube? I used to scam people on Craigslist. I actually scammed someone out of nearly $10,000. Trust me, I was not a better person before YouTube. I'm a better

person now because I don't scam people because I don't need to. I don't need to scam people now because I have YouTube. So I gave up my days of scamming and stealing.

I think I've become a better person thanks to YouTube.

I haven't stolen anything for

2 years. The last— no, when was the last time I stole it? No, actually, I stole something in 2017. I stole a lot of things 2017. I haven't stolen anything this year or last year, so I think that's good progress.

I think I deserve a pat on the back. I stole so many packages at the guest house. Stole about 5 parcels, and I don't even feel bad about it. Not, not gonna lie, it was pretty fun. You get this adrenaline rush like you've won a game.

The risk of being caught makes it fun,

fun and exciting.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm gonna die!

Where's he gone?

Whoa, kill him, kill him! Oh,

whoa, whoa, that's my friend.

Oh, this game is so much better than Resident Evil 2.

It's just my kind of game. It's It's bright, it's, it's, it's action-oriented.

What ratio is the new screen? It's, I think it's 16:9. It's just standard widescreen, not ultrawide. I don't want an ultrawide screen, those look weird.

Yeah, it's no-brain action with a little bit of tactics and strategy,

and it can be a bit scary if you have the headphones in, you're listening to footsteps,

and it feels good. It doesn't feel good when you've shot a zombie 5 times in the head and it's still not dying. It's just irritating. If I shoot something in the head, I want it to go down. Is it 144Hz? Yes, but actually it says here 165Hz, 1ms fast response time, frameless design, 85% NTSC. I need to

go to the toilet, can you wait please?

I feel great today for some reason. I think it's because I was playing Resident Evil 2 and I felt really depressed, and now I'm not playing anymore and it's just made me realize that life is great. Great without zombies.

Life is pretty good, isn't it?

If you think your life is shit, just imagine being Leon Kennedy in Raccoon City, and then you have nothing to complain about. If you're not Leon Kennedy, then You don't have anything to complain about.

I'm so glad I'm not Leon. Jesus Christ, can you imagine being in that bloody police station? I would just shoot myself. I'd say screw this, I'd have sex with a zombie and then shoot myself. Would you rather have sex with that black policeman or female zombie. They could chain up the zombie with handcuffs and then just gangbang

it and then shoot each other. It's better than getting ripped in half like the other guy did.

As long as— if it's a fresh zombie, then it should be fine.

Leon has to deal with Mr. X. What is Mr. X? Is he like the Nemesis guy?

A mega super strong zombie?

Leon and Claire, they should have just got back into the car, drove the other way, and then just had sex.

Ah, that's nice coffee. Nescafé is so much better than the Japanese coffee.

I feel great. I feel like I could do anything. What should I do?

What time is it? It is nearly 10 AM in the morning.

Do an IRL stream. I think I've been streaming too much. I streamed yesterday, people weren't interested.

I think I need to pace out the streaming a bit.

The channel still says Resident Evil. Do you think it matters? Do you think Twitch

would prefer me to change it?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Rainbow Six Siege.

Stream. Oh wow, I have 16 subscribers! Thank you everyone.

My goal is to get 20 subs on Twitch and try and keep it. 20, 20 subs on Twitch would be about

Is it $50 a month? That's nice, nice extra pocket money.

I'll do special secret streams on Twitch.

Yeah, it's $50.

Am I in Japan? Yes, I am in Japan.

Oh wow, I'm in Australia now.

Hanley's Roadhouse.

Whoa! Oh, oh, I got a headshot! Did you see that? Those reaction skills.

Another headshot.

How many headshots? Oh, there's one over there. One— oh no.

No, this game is scary. No, this game is fun.

It feels good. It's satisfying. I like how it's bright and colorful. I don't like dark, scary games.

When's the Minecraft server coming? I don't know if I want to do it anymore.

Resident Evil stream will not be happening. It got cancelled because I got scared. It's too scary. It's so claustrophobic,

the way the camera is and the way Leon moves. And I don't know where to go. I get trapped in dead ends and the zombies are following me. I get stuck. You don't have enough bullets to fight them off.

Why do I block the screen when I die? I minimize the game so I could read the chat, but when I minimize it, the game stops. It stops moving. It freezes.

I guess I could check the chat on my phone instead.

Protect the bombs.

And I don't know where to go. I get trapped in dead ends and the zombies are following me. I get stuck.

What are they doing?

Who saw me donate Ice Poseidon $40? That was pretty funny. Yo, Daniel.

Daniel's a fucking weirdo. That's what he said. Do I sound like him?

Daniel, yo,

fuck it, dude. He sounds funny.

Oh my.

Goodness. If you play Resident Evil 2 on easy mode, can you one-shot kill zombies? I thought it was kind of stupid how many shots it took to kill a zombie. Do they have bulletproof skulls or something?

I'm looking forward to the camping trip.

There's a chance to blow off their heads.

Oh, I should have done easy mode.

We're gonna have sex in a tent and I'll livestream it on Chatterbait. Who would watch it? Can you imagine if I actually got more money from becoming a porn star?

What other games do I have? Let me see.

I have Alien: Isolation. It's weird because I, I wasn't that scared of Alien: Isolation. Darkest Dungeon, Skyrim, Fallout 4, Final Fantasy 14. GTA 5, Left 4 Dead 2. Left 4 Dead 2 is quite fun actually. It's like Resident Evil but it's not scary.

Have you ever been in trouble because you had no money while traveling?

Not— no, not really.

Well, there was this one time I was in Taiwan and had to borrow £500 from my dad.

I paid him back,

but even if he didn't lend me the money, I could have just used my overdraft, gone into minus. Minus figures, but I have lots of money now thanks to YouTube.

But he doesn't know I'm here.

He didn't even see me. Did you see that? You ran straight past me. Oh, he's still alive.

Oh.

Uh-oh, leave me alone.

Oh, did

you see that? I nearly took out 3 of them.

Don't you feel like improving yourself?

Not really. I think I'm, I'm pretty perfect as it is. I want to make better content on my channel, if that's what you mean.

I want to

I want to make more videos where I talk to strangers. That's what my next video is going to be about. I'm going to strap on my GoPro and I'm going to go into a shop and hopefully it'll be a cute Japanese girl who works there. And then I

want to ask her if they sell high school uniforms and then I'll buy one. And then make my wife wear it. Why don't you use your laptop as a second screen? Because my table's too small. There's not enough, not enough room on the table to have a laptop and a big monitor.

Play GTA 5? Yeah, I might do some GTA 5 streaming next time. It will take a long time to download. I might download it tonight overnight,

and then we could play GTA 5 online, and then you could meet me in the game. We could hang out like virtual friends.

Make a video about prostitutes in Japan, interview them. But I feel like everyone's doing that now. Nobita the Anime Man. I bet he wanted to fuck her. Do you think they fucked after the video? Do you think Aki Dearest would even care? They seem pretty open, Aki and Joey.

5 seconds. Op

4 has located a bomb. Be ready for hostile action.

Camera activated.

I don't like the way this guy runs. He, he feels very very floaty, do you know what I mean? It's like he's not running realistically.

And his special ability is kind of lame. He just puts on glasses and he can see through smoke. Wow, so interesting.

But you can only see through smoke if you stand still.

It's such a lame ability.

And now he's dead.

I saw Kaho in person. Those boobs are gigantic. Yeah, she has big boobs, but her face isn't fabulous.

How was I able to move in Japan with minimum wage? I had savings. I worked in a petrol station for 9 months, saved up everything, didn't pay for rent. I saved up about £7,000 from the petrol station

from working 40 hours a week. Not paying rent and not paying for food. I saved up so much money. What's the best new beginner-friendly operator in Rainbow Six? I'd say Medic because he can heal himself, or Rook because he has body armor.

£7,000, was that enough for you to move to Japan? Um, yeah, plane ticket 600, guest house rent 400. It's plenty.

You don't need much money, you just need enough money to get a plane ticket and then a couple months rent

and you're good to go. Get married, move in with her.

Did I speak Japanese at the time? I, I came to Japan for the first time 2010, and by then I could already speak it because I was studying. I already passed level 2 JLPT before I came to Japan.

What's your approach when talking to girls? Do you message everyone and see who talks to you. Yeah, I just copy and paste the same message and then message every single woman, see who replies.

I think most guys do that because I made a few catfish accounts using several different women.

And I got the same exact same messages from the same guys on all of the accounts. So, so they're just copy and pasting and messaging everyone.

Men don't care. Men don't really care about what the girls like. They're not gonna read their profile and then, and then think, oh, this girl sounds right for me. No, men will just message everyone, and if they can, they would fuck anyone. Women are different though.

They probably read the profiles of the men and then decide.

Is it cheap to live in Japan buying food? It's quite cheap, but me and my wife, we spend a lot of money on food.

We spend about

$800 a month for the two of us. I don't know why we spend so much money. We don't eat a huge amount.

That's your opinion. It's not an opinion, it's a fact. It's, it's a well-known fact that in general, men, they just message or they swipe right on everyone on dating apps and stuff. Most men, they just swipe right on everyone.

I'm saying most men, not all men. Obviously there's going to be exceptions. In general, most men on dating websites, they're not picky. They message everyone first, see who replies.

I know because I'm a man.

And I've talked to a lot of other men who do the same.

That was a nice kill.

Op

4, last operator standing.

Very nice kill.

Whoa, did not see that person there.

If you want the highest chance of getting sex then you swipe right on every, every girl, and then you reply to the ones that match.

There's no point sitting there reading every profile and thinking, um, do I like this girl? That'll take you ages. You just swipe right on everyone and then see who matches up with you. Why would you waste time trying to decide if you actually like the girl or

not.

Most people on Tinder, they're just looking for a hookup. They don't really care who they're hooking up with.

If you make a female Tinder account with no pic, almost all swipes right result in a match.

Yeah, if you make— if you pretend to be a girl, you'll get so many matches because all the other guys, they've just matched. They've already swiped right on you.

I only swipe left if it's a really ugly fat woman that I would not want to meet even if she wanted meet me, then I swipe left. But for everyone else, I swipe right.

Is this what you do all day, play Rainbow Six? Pretty much, yeah. This is what I do all day.

I might make a video for a few hours, but then I'll just go back onto Rainbow Six and watch YouTube. This is what I do.

I know it's not very interesting.

It's funny, people think my life is so weird. Bizarre. It's pretty boring actually. I just play games all day, try and think of videos to make.

I can see someone's foot. I don't really have that much of a weird, bizarre, wacky life. It's all an illusion. It's an illusion that I created so I appear to be more interesting. I'm pretty boring.

Problem is I'm not very interesting as a person, so I have to— I have to make things weird to interest people.

I have to say weird stuff.

Oh, what? He was in the corner.

Um, what was

I saying? Yeah, my life isn't really that fascinating. Which is funny because somehow I managed to get 90k subs for being a pretty boring person.

Have I considered quitting YouTube to become a full-time Twitch streamer?

Why would I have to quit YouTube? Couldn't I do Twitch and YouTube at the same time? Can make vlogs and stream. In between. If I had to choose, if I had to choose between being a vlogging YouTuber versus being a Twitch streamer, which one would I choose?

I think I'd rather be a gaming streamer Twitch person because it's so much easier. You just sit here playing games, chatting. For YouTube, I have to actually think of an idea and a video that would get people to click on it.

Twitch streamers just seem

like they're just sitting there playing a game, chatting, not really doing anything that fascinating. YouTube needs a bit more creativity, imagination.

I'd prefer doing this actually, just chilling out, playing Rainbow Six, chatting. I prefer doing this to trying to think of some clickbait video for YouTube all the time.

Maybe one day.

Where'd she go?

There's someone here. I saw her. Where's she gone?

Has been compromised.

I'm scared. Where'd she go?

Whoa! Oh, did you see that one-shot kill?

Where are they?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

So close.

Have I been with really hot Japanese girls? What is the reason they reject you? Appearance? I've never been with a really hot Japanese girl. I went on 2 dates with some pretty curvy, big-boobed MILF types, but they were pretty old. They were 37, 38. But they rejected me. I made out with one of these busty MILF types.

We went to a karaoke and we kissed and stuff, but then she blocked me. She ghosted me. So maybe I was a bad kisser.

At least I got to kiss her. I went on 2 dates with these— they had big boobs, they had big thick waists. One of them was a single mother,

but they weren't, they weren't interested in me.

I think YouTube is a more versatile platform. I think there's more opportunities on YouTube because your video could go viral, and then if you go viral your channel just blows up. I don't think you can go viral on Twitch. Twitch is a very slow process. You have to build up an audience, or maybe you can get lucky

and maybe someone bigger hosts you if they like you.

Don't you fear herpes? Not really.

I don't really know what herpes are.

Did I have sex with the YouTuber with big tits and short wigs? Do you mean Persephone? No, I didn't. She's weird.

How tall am I? I'm 5 foot 9, slightly below 5 foot 9, but I like to round it up.

Steam refunded me. That was quick.

You have a refund from Steam, £45. I think I'd rather have my £45 back. Why would I want to spend £45 to get stressed out in Resident Evil 2?

Oh my God, help me, help me! She's here! Oh, you idiots killed 2 of us.

I might just watch Resident Evil 2 on YouTube to find out the story. I'm interested in the story, find out what happened.

I want to find out what happened after

in the police station.

How's my day going? It's going okay. I'm a bit disappointed with Resident Evil 2. I thought I'd be able to play it properly. I don't think I have the patience for it.

I just don't like running around picking up items and solving puzzles.

It's not my kind of game. I'm not into puzzles. I'm not into slow-paced games. I like action and

movement.

I think I'm just gonna stay away from horror games. From now on,

I'll stay away from horror games, play Rainbow Six.

Admit it, you were shifting your pants. No, I'm picking my belly button.

Very tasty.

Oh, Ford has located a bomb. Get ready to engage. No time to wait.

I don't like this level. Spooky.

Someone exposed you.

Any drone movement is banned. Starting timer. Movement spotted.

Enemy scan incoming. Your location has been compromised.

Oh,

help me, someone!

Hahaha, got him!

That felt good,

very good.

Whoa,

I

think Danny Boy's

got weird opinions. About what?

I have pretty normal opinions, I think, that most people would relate to.

My opinions are pretty, pretty normal. I like sex and I don't like working, so pretty much 90% of the human population.

How is it weird loving sex and not liking work?

I think Bulldog UK is obviously an SJW, so there's no point taking anything he says seriously.

People that don't like me are usually SJWs because I say naughty things. I say morally questionable things, and SJWs, they love taking the moral high ground and telling people that they are bad people because it makes themselves feel good about themselves.

I know I'm not a good person. I'm not the best person in the world, but I don't really care. I'm not some kind of goody-two-shoes. I've never tried to be. I've never acted like one.

So I don't really see it as an insult when people say stuff like, you're a terrible person, or you're a horrible person.

I don't really mind.

I'm not trying to be a good person. I'm just living my life and I'm doing things that benefit me or make me feel good

whilst trying not to break the law and trying not to get arrested. That's the main goal in life. Try and get away with as much as possible without getting arrested. Isn't that the ultimate challenge in life?

10 seconds.

Insertion in 5 seconds.

Received the bomb location and defused it.

Watch this

grenade trick shot.

Oh no,

whoa!

Whoa! Oh, oh, my eye's itching.

Headshot! Oh, come on, that was a headshot!

Oh, 2 headshots! Did you see that?

Watch, watch, watch.

Haha, round of applause.

Um, the ultimate challenge in life is getting rich.

I guess to some people. Not for me. For me, my ultimate challenge is to do the things I want to do whilst not doing the things I don't want to do. Not doing the things I don't want to do is my ultimate goal.

Maximize pleasure, minimize

work and boring stuff. That's my goal in life.

I'm not really too fussed about being rich. I don't want to bust my balls off just so I could become rich. I'd rather just relax, chill out. If I'm making enough money, then that's fine.

I'm like the grasshopper. I'm like a lazy islander relaxing on his hammock, enjoying the sunshine whilst everyone else works.

There's 7 billion people on the planet. I don't think it'll make much of a difference if one of isn't working or contributing. It won't make any difference if I worked or didn't work. The society isn't gonna notice if— society wouldn't even notice if I vanished the next day. Would make no difference. It would have no impact.

So I might as well not exist. It wouldn't even matter.

How did she not hear me?

I don't care about society because society doesn't care about me.

Why should I care when they don't care about me?

Oh.

Did you see that? Pissed them.

They didn't even see me coming.

I think I've already worked quite a lot in my life.

I think it's okay for me to, to not work anymore. I started working when I was 16.

I had loads of jobs.

I worked in a chicken farm, I worked in a restaurant, I worked in an office, worked in a convenience store, petrol station. I delivered newspapers. I've worked lots in my life,

so I think it's okay for me to, you know, relax, retire, early retirement from the working Life of work.

You barely worked 3 years consistently. Yeah, but if you add it all up, it's way more than 3 years. I worked in a kitchen for nearly 2 years, worked in an office for half a year, worked in a petrol station for 9 months, worked in a chicken farm for How long? A few months. Delivered newspapers for a

few weeks.

Worked in a convenience store for 4 months.

I worked a lot, okay?

I worked more than the Queen. And what does the Queen do? She just sits in her Buckingham Palace.

I don't know why people want me to work so much.

It's like it's the biggest— the biggest problem that people have about me is that I don't have a job.

Why do people care so much? It's not like they would benefit from me having a job. I'm not going to start giving them money because I have a job.

No one complains about PewDiePie not having a job or BenDeen not having a job. Why is it just me that has all these people complaining?

Oh, oh, now you made me die.

Work will straighten me out. It won't. I told you before. I had jobs before. I was exactly the same person.

I was not a better person because I had a job. Just having a job doesn't make you a better person, by the way.

There's plenty of weirdos and nut jobs who have jobs.

I mean, look at Hitler. He had a job. Craziest person in the world.

There's nothing glamorous about having a job.

Flawless victory. I'm a professional Rainbow Six streamer. That is my job.

I've got 16 Twitch subs and they're depending on me to provide streaming services. My job is to, to please them. That is my job.

Say yeet. What does yeet mean? You could start a career in the porn industry. Well, I kind of have because I get, I get these gay guys or bisexual guys, they message me requesting special videos and I say sure, why not.

Where's my wife? She's at work.

Oh, it's her day off tomorrow.

I should plan something to do. Oh, we could go to the zoo.

Yeah, we might go to the zoo and I'll livestream it. Instead of a video, I'll do a livestream. Me and my wife, we've never livestreamed outside before.

Could be fun. What do you think?

We could go to the zoo.

Where else could we go?

She works weekends. Yeah, she works weekends because she gets paid more because she works at a call center. There's more people phoning in on the weekends. So she gets paid by commission, so the more customers she sells products to, the more money she gets. And she said early morning on Sunday, there's a lot of opportunity to get

customers.

Make sure her friends are not around. Her friends are so annoying, crying about being on YouTube. They should have been honored. They should feel honored to be on YouTube. It's a privilege.

I feel kind of insulted that they're so upset about being on YouTube. I'd love to be on YouTube. I love being on YouTube. How dare they complain?

So hypocritical, because I bet they'd love to be on TV, wouldn't they?

Does Chihiro have a college degree? Yes, she went to university. I think she— I think she studied English. I think her major was some kind of English course, which is kind of funny.

Why don't you get mods and ban the people relentlessly shitting on you? I don't know, I guess I could ban him.

I don't really feel bothered today, so if you're trying to trigger me, it's not going to happen because I'm in a good mood today. Day. I feel good.

So he can sit in the chat writing his hateful stuff all day long, it's not really affecting me.

So where should we go for tomorrow's stream?

I want to go to some kind of attraction place.

The only idea I have is the zoo,

maybe a Ferris wheel.

Go to the red light district. No, they'll get angry.

Water park. No, my phone will get wet and it will break.

I should have livestreamed USJ instead of doing a video.

What if my wife livestreamed it and I made a video so I have a livestream and a video?

Oh, have you seen the subreddit? They're trying to get me banned on Twitch now.

It's so obvious the person who made that post is, is probably just someone else, probably one of the mods. They made a new account called u/InsideChina,

and they're pretending to be a victim of sexual assault, and they're pretending to be outraged at my little No, please don't kidnap me thing. They're saying, let's get Daniel banned from Twitch, everyone help me report him.

It's so obvious that they're just pretending, making up little story. Hello everyone, this is my first time posting here on Reddit, longtime lurker. I'm absolutely mortified by the recent post that I saw on Daniel Lord going into detail while holding a gun about how he wants to r-word and kidnap a 10-year-old girl. I sincerely, from the bottom

of my heart, am encouraging all of you to reach out to Twitch support and file a ticket with the accompanying video, or the video of Daniel Lord saying the n-word.

What a load of rubbish.

You don't get banned just for saying the N-word. Black people say the N-word all the time.

As if Twitch are gonna care about some little Twitch streamer, me, who only has 50 viewers on his stream. As if Twitch support are even gonna notice a couple of people sending reports.

As if they would ban someone because he's waving a toy gun going, no, no, please don't kidnap me.

Are these people that stupid? They actually think anything's gonna happen.

I've said way worse things on Twitch than the, um, the little roleplay thing with the gun.

It's just sad seeing them try to band together to get me banned on Twitch. They're so desperate to get me banned on everything, aren't they?

What? How, how did I not hit him once and he got me?

I filed a ticket. And I'm currently in contact with someone on Twitter. It looks like Danny Boy broke multiple Twitch Code of Conduct rules in not only the video of him saying the N-word, encouraging others to go spam the N-word, but also going into detail on how he is going to sexually assault a minor whilst waving an

unloaded gun at the screen. It's not a real gun, it's a toy gun.

Idiot.

As if I'd have a real gun.

No, don't ban me from Twitch. I'm not a rapist.

Daniel fantasizing about kidnapping a minor while live streaming. It's not called fantasizing, it's called joking around. Joking around doesn't mean fantasizing.

I'm shooting people in Rainbow Six now, does it mean I'm fantasizing about killing people. No, I'm just playing a game,

but these people don't care. They just use anything they can against me to try and get me banned.

If I said something really

sexual or graphic, at most I'd probably get suspended for a couple days. There's one streamer called Colossal Was Crazy. He was reading out some kind of erotic fanfiction and it was really graphic, and he just got a suspension for about 2 days. That was it.

Twitch don't ban people just for saying silly stuff. They'll give you a couple suspensions for warnings at first, and then if you kept doing it, then yeah, you might get banned. But you have to do something pretty drastic to get banned. Ice Poseidon got banned on Twitch because of all the bomb threats and the swatting.

Dr Disrespect got a few days suspension because he walked into a public toilet filming.

Didn't TikoSam get banned because he said the F-word?

I'm not sure if he got banned or suspended.

I think my channel is going to die before I get banned. The thing I'm worried about— I'm not worried about getting banned. I'm worried about my channel dying. That's more likely to happen.

My channel is more likely to die and then I struggle to get views than me getting banned.

But in a way, it's kind of fun. It's like a challenge. I'm trying to get views. I knew— I know some things— I don't think the drawing my life would get views, but I think it's going to do well for money.

Have I considered Mixer? No, there's no point. I've already started building a base on Twitch. I have 16 subscribers already. If I just switch over to Mixer, it would irritate the people who subbed to me.

My views are shit right now. Yeah, they are shit, but I'm still making more money than when I was working at the petrol station, even with the shit views.

You don't understand. My goal isn't to get views. My goal is to get money, and more views doesn't always mean more money.

Some of my 15K videos made more money than my 30K videos.

It's not always just about money.

And I still get 30k views. My Ice Poseidon stuff nearly has 30k. Paying for sex has 30k. Wife sleeps with another man got 30k.

I still get 30k sometimes, still get over 20k most of the time.

It's not really a huge problem. Yeah, I'd prefer to get 40k like I used to,

but that's just how things are.

Popularity doesn't last forever. You have to keep trying different things.

Why are haters the biggest fans? I don't know. The people who are most dedicated to watching me are the people who hate me most. It's so stupid.

I guess hate is a more powerful emotion than love. That's why— that's why they're so dedicated. They'll watch my streams for hours, they'll watch my videos on third-party websites, and then just complain all the time about how boring it is.

It's just so weird. Don't you think it's weird? Ask yourself what you're doing with your life when you're dedicating so much time to someone you don't like.

I, I think it's really bizarre.

It's not normal. It's, it's weird.

It's like they have this weird obsession with me

even though I'm so boring to them. And my content's so boring, they, they carry on watching for some reason. It's like they can't stop watching. I think they're addicted to me. Yeah, I think it's like cigarettes. It's like nicotine addiction. Smoking cigarettes is disgusting and gross and kills you, but people carry on doing it anyway because they

can't stop. I think I'm like nicotine and they can't get enough of me.

Am I going to do Cooking with Daniel anytime soon? I made a new one yesterday, but I'm not sure what to do with it.

I don't really have any ideas for videos where I need a Cooking with Daniel.

I need to think. I just— I feel honestly, I feel bored of doing the videos I used to make where I sat down in front of a camera, talked about some topic. I want to do something else. I want to go outside,

buy high school uniforms for my wife.

There aren't really any topics I want to talk about. I feel like last year there were loads of topics I wanted to talk about. I wanted to talk about living in Japan and—

what did I talk about last year? I had lots of topic videos last year.

Let me check. Last year.

Um, why I refuse to see a therapist. Stop saying Japan is high-tech. I found a lump on my right testicle.

My mum used to beat me.

My crush noticed me. I had a bad time in Paris. Annoying things my Japanese wife does.

Why anime sucks.

My problem with living in Japan. Why I hated being unemployed. That got quite a lot of views, 71,000.

Visiting Kyoto. My girlfriend kicked me out. I got catfished by a guy. Why I hate having social anxiety. Why I have no friends.

Why is life so boring.

Most of it was about my marriage and my wife and getting married.

I want to do more topic videos, but there just aren't any topics that interest me right now.

I've talked about depression, social anxiety so much, it's just boring for me. There's nothing else I want to say about it.

I've already told all my stories that I had in life,

so I can't do story times anymore. There's no more stories to tell unless I just retell the old ones again.

I'll save you. I'll save you.

I saved him, then he died again.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Glass is outside. Sniping.

2 versus 2, it's getting tense.

1 out of 4 remaining. 2 versus 1.

Uh-oh, 1 versus 1.

It's all down to me. Where is he?

30 seconds left. Is he coming?

Where's he going?

22 seconds.

This is tense. Is he coming in?

Did you see that?

Nice, very nice.

Oh, we won.

Uh, Daniel, did you know you were a sociopath before people started pointing it out? Um, I didn't really think about it, to be honest. I thought I was pretty normal, but the more people said it, the more I kind of

noticed it, and I started thinking maybe I am a sociopath.

But I've always thought being a sociopath was kind of cool. I've always thought people like Dexter from that US drama was pretty cool. I always thought Light from Death Note was pretty cool. I always liked the villains in movies, so it's not like I think being a sociopath is lame.

I don't have anything against sociopaths.

I thought Light from Death Note was pretty cool. Dexter, one of my favorite characters on TV.

I don't really see it as an insult.

If I am a sociopath, I'll just say it. I wouldn't start pretending. I wouldn't say, oh, I'm not, I'm just a normal person.

But I think I'm pretty harmless as a sociopath. It's not like I'm gonna go on a murdering rampage anytime soon. I'm pretty harmless.

I just talk shit about people on YouTube. That's the worst thing I do. And I cheat on people.

Cheating is pretty normal. A lot of people do it.

Look, don't worry, I'm not gonna kill anyone. If, if you're worried about me killing someone or raping a girl, I'm not gonna risk going to jail

I don't want to go to jail and I don't want to kill myself, so I'm not going to commit any crimes. The most crime I'll commit is stealing a package or shoplifting a spoon.

I'm pretty harmless as a sociopath. As sociopaths go, I'm pretty harmless.

I think I'm pretty normal, really. Pretty normal guy, just play games, married, live in Japan.

I think the people on the subreddit are way more sociopathic than I am because, because they actually enjoy bullying me. They, they get pleasure from making fun of me and laughing at me failing. How's that not sociopathic? And some of them, they like doxxing me. Some of them actually want me to die.

So I think the people on the subreddit are way crazier than I am.

If you read the stuff they write, they're not mentally stable.

At least I don't dox people.

These people are— they're sadists. They enjoy seeing me suffer and they enjoy seeing me fail because it makes them feel good. That's not normal. That's just sadistic.

When your hobby is bullying some internet personality, that's just kind of deranged.

Didn't you dox Chris Broad? No, I didn't. I said he went to Sutton Valence School. That's not doxxing.

Doxxing would be finding out his address and then telling people where he lived. Did I do that? No. No, I just mentioned the general location where he grew up.

It's not the same as doxxing. If that's doxxing, then saying

Donald Trump lives in America is doxxing. Just saying where someone lives in, in a general location, that's not doxxing. Yeah, I said his village. There's thousands of people that live in the same village.

Mentioning the village where someone used to live is not doxxing

because no one would be able to find out where he lived just from the name of his village. There's hundreds and hundreds of houses in that village. How would you know which one he lived in?

No, I don't think that's doxxing. If you think it's doxxing, that's your opinion, but in my opinion, which is better than your opinion, I don't think it's doxxing.

It's still a pretty large village. It's not, it's not like a village that only has 10 houses on it.

Describing the general location where someone grew up is not doxxing. Doxxing is the specific address, giving out the specific address of someone.

Or private information.

You see, now you're doxxing him. You're actually typing the name of his village into the chat when I've been keeping it secret. I haven't mentioned it. That means you're worse than me. You've just doxxed— in your, in your own definition, using your own logic, you've just doxxed him. Um, so you're also a doxxing coward.

I haven't mentioned the village name, but you did. You just had to go there, didn't you? Couldn't resist because you're crazy.

Yeah, 3,000 people live in the village. How are you going to pinpoint one person out of 3,000 people.

If someone was really that determined, they could just search every single village until they found his family.

Yeah, I mentioned the village name in the video because I don't think it's doxxing, but you do, so by your definition, you're doxxing now. I thought it was okay in the video because I just mentioned the village name. I took it down because Chris wasn't happy about it, and I like Chris. I think Chris is cool, and

I wanted him to like me.

And I didn't— I didn't mention his village name

Hoping that something bad would happen to him. I only mentioned it because I thought it was pretty cool that he lives so close to me.

There was no malicious intent when I was doing it. People dox me because they want something bad to happen. They want some crazy person to show up or someone to smash my windows. They do it maliciously. I did it out of love,

and when he complained about it— he didn't even complain about it, he just hinted, and I detected the hints, and I took it down because I didn't want to upset him because I like him.

A brief exchange of gunfire was made, and Daniel came out victorious.

Oh,

whoa, 2 versus 1. I'm planting

the diffuser. Whoa. We won! Can't believe that.

Um, you know he was pissed and still repeated it. Yeah, that's because I was upset that he rejected me.

How much was my new monitor? It was ¥360,000.

No, it was ¥36,000. Yeah, that was, that was wrong. ¥36,000.

I don't dox people, so that makes me a better person than all of the people on the subreddit. Just because you have a real job doesn't make you a better person when you dox people and you cyberbully. When you activate— when you actively engage in cyberbullying and you find it fun, that means you're a shit person. I

don't care if you're the head of Bill Gates. I don't care if you're some kind of freelance super journalist. Or if you have an IQ of 200, when you participate in a cyberbullying subreddit, that automatically makes you a shit person, worse than me. So just by participating in that subreddit automatically makes you a worse person than I

am. And there's not really any way you can argue against that because it's just true. I say so.

If you don't like someone, fine. It's okay to not like someone. I don't like lots of people. But cyberbullying, harassing, and doing that kind of stuff is just lame. It's not mature. Do you think mature people would do stuff like that? They don't.

It's what kids do, and it's what crazy people do.

And they wouldn't do it in real life, I can bet you anything. They wouldn't do that kind of stuff in real life because there would be—

their friends and their family would look down on them. They do it online because they can do it anonymously. They can get away with it. They wouldn't do that kind of stuff in real life because they know people would think negatively of them for doing it. But online, they can do it secretly behind a computer screen,

and their true colors come out. They might be great people in real life. They might be great friends and great husbands and great fathers,

but on the internet, their true colors come out.

At least I have the guts to not hide behind a computer screen. You see my face, you know my name. I'm pretty open about who I am.

These people on Reddit though, they're just utter cowards because they don't even have the guts to show their face.

I bet they wouldn't have the guts to put themselves on YouTube like I do. They'd be too scared of what people thought of them.

They're cowards.

I put all my opinions out into the world for people to judge and listen to me, but I don't do it behind some fake username or using a mask. I do it openly.

Look, I'm Daniel. I live in Japan.

I'm not, I'm not CyberStalker2988 subreddit user who has a Pokémon face on my profile picture.

They should have an in real life selfie thread on the subreddit where they post their own pictures and their names.

It amazes you that I don't expect to be criticized. I expect to be criticized and judged, but I don't expect people who dislike me so much to be so obsessed with me.

There's a difference between just criticizing and then harassing and cyberbullying.

Oh my God,

that person completely missed. He was worse than I was.

Oh, that was a really bad round.

I only survived because the other person was terrible at aiming.

You know what irritates me? Whenever I do a drawing video, there's always a couple people who say this stupid sentence: You're really good at drawing, why don't you do something with it? When I just made a video doing something with it. It's like they don't think making a YouTube video is doing something worthwhile. They say, oh, you

should be doing something with your drawing skills. Hello, I just made a 10-minute video using my drawing skills. How's that not doing

something. What's my GTA 5 name? I don't have one.

I, I don't think I have an online account. I need to make it.

It's like some people don't think a YouTube video is something to be proud of. I should be doing something else like making a book Or working for some illustrating company. They say, oh, you should work for some illustrating company as an illustrator. Why? Why would I do that when I can use illustrating on my YouTube channel?

Stop stretching your videos to 10 minutes. But I need money, and I make more money when I stretch them.

Do you like my muscles? I've been doing push-ups,

getting quite muscular. Look.

There's one problem I keep having with this monitor. Sometimes it lags really badly for, for a few seconds. It hasn't done it yet. I'm not sure why. And then when I Alt+Tab between the game and Chrome or Streamlabs, it takes a couple seconds. There's a black screen. But before, on my laptop, it didn't do it. It used

to Alt+Tab instantly.

Maybe my laptop's overheating, slowing everything down.

How much did I donate to Bloody Ice? I donated $44, $43. That was how much money I made from the video I made about him. And I thought it was a nice gesture, a little thank-you gift, because I like Ice and I enjoyed meeting him.

My laptop's not powerful enough, but my laptop's quite powerful, has Core i7

GTX 1060, Core i7 is pretty good.

How weak do you have to be to lose an arm wrestle to a small Asian girl? Who did I lose to?

I didn't lose to anyone apart from this big Japanese woman woman in 2010. She wasn't small, she had big thick arms.

Laptop i7 is garbage compared to desktop version.

I thought it was the same.

Crack the laptop open, remove the back plate by a fan. No, I'd end up breaking it.

I guess I could get a desktop, build a desktop computer, stream it.

I don't want to spend any more money on computers. I've spent enough money. This is a good setup, I think. The laptop fan's a bit noisy. I'll put it back on the floor later.

Whoa! Oh,

she just appeared right in front of me.

Sell the laptop. With the same money, we help you get a better PC.

I suppose a desktop PC would be better for my current situation, and I think I am going to stay with my wife. Number 1, I like my wife. Number 2, I'm kind of fed up of just having random sex with random fat girls.

Number 3, I'm saving so much money by staying in one place.

I can't imagine leaving.

My life is just pretty good right now.

Am I playing Resident Evil? No, I refund— refunded it because it was too scary. It was just making me stressed. It was stressing me out. I felt so claustrophobic walking down those narrow hallways, getting trapped by zombies. It wasn't my idea of fun.

I really like exploring the police station and reading the notes. That little diary at the beginning was really cool, finding out what happened. Shit.

I loved reading the little diary where it said, we've started accepting survivors into the police station. The survivors have started attacking us. We restrained them. They must be stressed out. It's like they don't understand that they're zombies.

Day 3, there was a big riot. They call it a riot. They think a mob of zombies attacking them is a riot. So cute.

Fucking hell, I was gonna take one shot and then sneak back behind the door, but I got stuck on the doorframe.

Will I visit you in China? No, sorry,

I'd rather see you in Japan because if you go to Thailand, it'll be good content, but there's nothing but rapists, thieves, and prostitutes. I would definitely get more views if I went to Thailand, but then I would end up spending all the money on hotels and prostitutes and planes. I might get 40k views, I might get 50k.

Even if I got 100k,

I would still not be making much of a profit. I'd be making more of a profit here.

Yeah, I'd have more interesting content, crazy stuff would happen, might have sex with a ladyboy, but all of the expenses would just mean that the extra views would be meaningless.

I would end up Spending all my money banging Thai ladyboys and working girls. $50 a go every night. I'd be like, sure, why not? I'm desperate and lonely. What's another $50? I'll end up spending all of the profit I made because I'd be so lonely. At least now I have a wife. I'm not lonely.

The loneliness is really, just really depressing. I hated feeling lonely. It's the worst feeling ever.

You feel alone in the world, like you have no one,

and having a wife just completely changes everything.

Look at this guy, he looks like me. He's almost as skinny as I am. Look at him.

Break his leg. Break his other leg. Oh, he's floating.

Haha.

Whoa, whoa,

whoa! Maybe buying a dog would be a good investment. I would love to get a little puppy and a little kitten and they'll be running around the apartment. My wife won't let me get one.

A part of me wanted this crazy lifestyle. I wanted to be like a YouTuber who would have all these adventures and meet all these girls and have all this weird stuff happening to him. That's why I was interested in the Germany stuff and the Essex girls stuff.

But it's kind of stressful.

I don't want that kind of lifestyle. For YouTube content, yeah, it would be good, but for my personal happiness, I prefer living like this, having a nice place to live in, having a nice computer setup. I don't want to be flying to different countries every week.

So I need to balance

what I want in life and what I need to do to get views on my channel. Because if I just did this on my YouTube channel, my channel would die so quickly. I'd get 5K views if I just played Rainbow Six and talked about gaming stuff and computers. My channel would be dead dead in 2 days. So

I need to keep up the weirdness, and I need to keep up, you know, going outside and having strange interactions and having arguments and conflicts. That keeps people interested in the channel.

It would be like an idiot abroad. Yeah, I'd just be like Karl Pilkington. I'd complain all the time.

But people think Karl Pilkington is funny. People think I'm annoying. So I don't have the whole funny thing going for me. I have the irritating complaining person thing going for me.

I did a lot of thinking about living in Japan. Having a laid-back lifestyle compared to having a crazy lifestyle, meeting up different girls, going to different countries. And I guess I made my choice.

I'm too lazy. I don't want to fly to Spain and then Germany and then Italy. I was going to fly to Spain to meet this Spanish-Korean girl.

Do you know how expensive it would have been? I was gonna book a hotel for a few nights in Madrid, meet her. I'd have to book a plane as well. It would have cost me £2,000.

For what? For 50,000 views, which only makes me a couple hundred pounds. So I'd spend £2,000 to make £150 at most. It's not profitable.

I would be needing— I would have to get millions of views to make that profitable.

If I was getting millions of views, then yeah, I might have been more interested in doing it.

Flying around the world meeting girls

would be more tempting to do if I was making profit, but I'm not making profit. I'm losing losing money. I lost so much money going to Germany, didn't make back what I spent.

Oh, come on, I shot him right in the face.

But you would get sex? I would, but from my past experiences, it wasn't that great. The Turkish girl sex was okay, but what I had to put up with after the sex just didn't make it worth it. I'm not gonna lie, the sex with the Turkish girl was pretty hot. She had a big fat

ass, and she, she got very wet the first and second time, but after the third and fourth time, she didn't get very wet. I think that's why it was bleeding.

Well, the sex was quite nice. She didn't make me wear a condom,

but after the sex and the The uncomfortable awkwardness between the sex was just horrible. I hated it. She sat on the bed on her phone. I sat at the table playing Rainbow Six.

As soon as the sex ended, I wanted her to leave. I didn't want to be stuck with her.

I felt so uncomfortable. Being with her.

Her buttocks were so wide and big for a tiny person. She was so tiny, her hand— her entire hand fit inside of my palm almost. It was like doing it with a kid. She wasn't a kid, she was over 20, by the way. But she was so tiny when we stood next to each other, her head was

around here. I had to look down to make eye contact.

When I was really horny, yeah,

I really liked sleeping with her, but as soon as I nutted

I wanted her to go.

So I think the Turkish girl just put me off the whole idea.

I didn't want to spend thousands of pounds flying all around so I could sleep with girls I didn't find attractive, who made me feel uncomfortable. It was, it was mediocre sex, plus I was spending too much money.

My life right now is way better. I'm getting okay sex

with a person I feel comfortable with.

Oh, nearly knifed him.

I think I made a pretty good decision to come back to Japan. If you think about it, I'm making less money, but I'm making more profit because I'm not spending so much, and I have a more stable lifestyle, and I can, you know, start setting things up here for long-term stay,

like getting a big monitor.

Although sometimes I do think that random sex with random girls sounds tempting,

but then when I'm actually doing it, I start craving a serious long-term relationship.

Start craving having a permanent place. It's like a grass is always greener kind of thing. You always kind of want what you don't have, and when you have it, you want what you had before.

So many bad decisions are made when you're horny. Yeah, like buying a sex doll. As soon as you finish using the sex doll, you start regretting wasting all that money

until you get horny again, and then You're like, yeah, I'm so glad I bought it, and then you nut inside of it, and then you start thinking, oh, I wish I didn't buy it.

10 seconds. Down to 5 seconds.

Op 4 hasn't found the biohazard container.

Whoa, whoa,

whoa.

Hahaha, I thought his shield would help him. It did not.

Whoa! Oh no,

he was right in front of me.

We prefer you in Japan, but content is difficult. Yeah, it's very hard coming up with content where nothing's happening. When I was flying around different countries and meeting all these different people, had different experiences happening, it was so easy to make content because all I had to do was explain what was happening. At the time, and it

would get loads of views because it's interesting. Right now nothing's happening, so I have to either make things happen—

yeah, that's my only choice. I have to make things happen. Like, I made the Ice Poseidon thing happen by going to see him. I made the Hong Kong guy thing happen. I guess it's the same thing.

I was making stuff happen for the content in Germany, but that was because I wanted to have sex. Now I can't use sex as a motivation.

I have to use getting views as a motivation to make stuff happen.

Have I played CS:GO? I tried it once, but it, it was just kind of boring.

It was so easy last year when my channel was blowing up. I could just make videos talking about depression, bullying, and I'd get 40,000 views just by sitting inside. But now I have to actually go out there, meet people,

do stuff, because

I don't think I can get views the same way.

I don't think my sit-down and talk about a topic stuff is working. I don't think it's gonna work anymore.

I'm just not witty enough. I'm not good at making jokes. I'm not good at humor.

I think I'm a good storyteller, but I've run out of stories. I could tell other people's stories, maybe

like Terry TV does. He, he talks, he narrates other people's stories now.

You know, Tortola biscuit. Do you mean TotalBiscuit? Yeah, TotalBiscuit was one of those people who I could listen to even though I wasn't interested in what he was talking to— talking about. He could be talking about some shitty $5 game and I'd find it interesting listening to him because he's a very passionate, engaging speaker. And he's— he

is funny even though he's not trying to be funny.

Sometimes. I wish he was still alive.

What kind of content would he be making? I think he might have made a video about Apex Legends,

or I don't know. I

don't really know what's happening in the gaming industry.

You're not very good at Rainbow Six. Excuse me, look, I'm at the top of the leaderboard. I'm number 1 in my whole team, so I think I am pretty good.

I'm not really much of a talker. I don't enjoy talking that much. I find it tiring. My tongue gets I find it difficult to, to move my lips properly, to enunciate.

My face starts to get all stiff

after talking for a long time. I've been talking for nearly 4 hours.

Do I

speak mostly in Japanese off stream?

I speak to my wife in Japanese.

The only time I speak in English to her is when we have an argument, because when I get angry, I get fed up speaking in Japanese and I just start speaking— saying stuff in English.

Was Chihiro obese as a child? I don't think so. Pretty normal, average size.

Oh, I'm tired. I think my wife will be home any minute, and then I'm going to have lunch.

Been streaming for 4 hours. I think it's pretty good.

I prefer doing these gaming livestreams because it gives me something to do,

but every time I start playing games on YouTube, everyone starts leaving the livestream.

That's what you get when you stand still,

you get a headshot.

Whoa, came out of nowhere.

Enemies eliminated.

Still 57 viewers strong. Yeah, 57 is quite good for Twitch, and I didn't even mention it on YouTube or Instagram. I just did a ping on Discord. That was it. If I make a post on Instagram, I might get Couple more.

Thanks for streaming, we love your Twitch streams. Thanks, I like the Twitch streams. We have less trolls, less people saying stupid things. I think that Bulldog guy left, thank God. Do you think I should just ban people like him? Because he makes the whole place kind of toxic. And then the non-toxic people, I think it puts them

off from chatting because they don't want to join in with the toxicity. And then it kind of makes me irritable because he says stupid things. Do I get money from the views or only donations? I only get money from donations. I haven't gotten any today. It's okay. I'm not doing it for donations.

I got 2 subs, so that's good.

I'm not a partner, so I don't get any ad revenue.

I used to get about 100 viewers. On Twitch last year,

but that was when I was, was really motivated to build it. That was when I was making shoutouts on my YouTube channel to get more. I think if I made a shoutout, I could get maybe 20 more people,

but it's too late now.

Might end soon.

Wow, my drawing my life has 1,000 likes even though it doesn't even have 10,000 views.

People really liked it.

Problem is people don't click it. The people who— that did click it, they really liked it, but it's hard to get people to click it in the first place.

I don't mind trolling. The people I don't like who the really hateful ones, when they're not trolling, they're just really hateful and they're just saying mean things because they don't like me.

I don't think that's trolling because trolling can be fun if you're just messing around, having a laugh.

But it gets annoying when they keep, you know, saying my channel's shit and I'm getting low views

and I'm this and I'm that. I don't really want to hear it.

Oh,

too slow aiming.

Did I ever get formal arts training? No, I just practiced a lot, taught myself, watched a lot of tutorials. I used to watch this guy called Mark Crilly. He has 3 million subscribers, but he, he barely gets more views than I do now, which is kind of sad. I used to watch him a lot.

It just takes a lot of practice, a lot of patience, and then you eventually start getting better.

Just find people that are good at art and then try and imitate it, copy it, and try and learn from them.

I don't think you need to go to school to learn art. Maybe it's helpful, depends what kind of learner you are. I'm not really the kind of person who likes going to school to learn things. I like teaching myself.

Total defeat.

I'm not sure what me and my wife will do for the rest of the day. She's coming home kind of early.

Maybe we'll go to a restaurant. I could do a GoPro video.

We went to teppanyaki last week. It was okay. I prefer sushi, and I prefer

Yakiniku.

Your audio is low.

It's because the mic is a bit far away

and my voice is getting tired.

There's an adverse meant for this guy, and he's standing right over there.

It's quite funny.

Haha, it's my name.

Oh.

Uh-oh.

Oh, oh.

Why don't I talk in the game? Don't really want to talk to a bunch of Japanese or Korean kids on Rainbow Six. I think it's mostly Japanese. People playing,

or maybe Korean.

I look retarded when I vape. No, I look cool. I'm rebelling, rebelling against society.

It increases my masculinity by 5 points.

Well, she's hot, Hibana. Usually she's quite ugly, but that skin, that costume looks quite sexual. I would definitely screw Hibana, but I prefer the Korean girl. She has more Asian-looking face that I find attractive. The drone has found a bomb.

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I had a different Japanese girlfriend.

She might be more irritating. What if she's really clean and then she complains about me being messy?

Or what if she's not really into having sex? Or what if— I don't

know, there could be so many problems. My wife's pretty good. She's not annoying.

She lets me do what I want most of the time. She doesn't nag me much.

I think I could, I could have gotten a much more irritating— oh, that's my person. I could have gotten a much more irritating person as a wife. I lucked out quite well.

Oh, come on, what are you doing?

Good job setting up the stream. Thank you. What's my

KD. How do I find that out? I think I know.

You have to tap middle button.

It says 0-0.

I'm not sure why it says 0-0.

I wonder if I could get a different woman who would let me be a YouTuber and make videos her and talk about her like I do now and not complain about it.

I think I could have done a lot worse.

Imagine if I had to keep YouTube a secret.

I was keeping it a secret at first, but then she found my channel. She got really upset. You should have seen when she first found my channel. She came home crying.

She was really shocked.

It took a long time for her to get used to it.

It took her a long time to get used to the stuff I say on streams and stuff like that. I think she's finally used to it now, which is great. I can say whatever I want now.

She was upset because I was talking about how small her bum was or something like that. Oh, I was saying how, how I was feeling kind of bored with the sex recently,

and then her friend found me on Tinder. She came home crying. Asked me if I was cheating. I said no, but actually I did.

And then she found out about it on the SD card, so she knows now. That time when she came home,

it's all water under the bridge. Bygones are bygones. Look

at all this money.

Stacks of Benjis.

Why is there so much money here? To insertion.

Op board has located a bomb. Get ready to engage.

Reloading. Cover me.

Coming right here. Reloading.

This pistol is crazy. It's like a shotgun but a pistol. Shotgun pistol.

Watch, it makes massive holes.

Someone is tracking you.

Your identity has been compromised.

Where are they?

Oh,

who the hell?

The Rainbow Six community is toxicity. Do you agree?

A little bit. Depends. I'm pretty toxic as well though. I tell people to fuck off and I say stuff like, I want to fuck your mother. It's just shitposting, trolling.

Can you own a gun in Japan? I don't think so.

I find the whole Raccoon City story Resident Evil 2 quite interesting. What is the story? So there's Umbrella and they have some kind of secret laboratory. I think that's in Resident Evil 1, the S.T.A.R.S. team, they find this mansion

and it's actually some kind of research facility that Umbrella were doing crazy experiments in, and they make some kind of virus and the virus escapes and then infects Raccoon City. The T-Virus.

And then they all turn into zombies.

Let me Google it.

Raccoon City Mansion.

Spencer Mansion. During the T-Virus outbreak— I think my wife's back.

During the T-Virus outbreak events around Raccoon City, the Special Tactics Rescue Service stumbled upon the mansion, which was now overrun with zombies and monsters.

What do you mean you were cheating? Well, I was on Tinder at the end of 2017, and I went to a hotel with this girl, and I filmed about 7 seconds of us in the hotel. I've put it onto the SD card. My wife found it.

Raccoon City was a small city located in Arklay County, an isolated mountain county in the Midwestern United States.

It was destroyed during the T-Virus outbreak in 1998.

Was she a prostitute? No, she was just some gal on Tinder.

They were unable to manage the facility, leading to the escape of a pack of Cerberuses. The dogs began attacking hikers, followed by groups of up to 10 zombies hunting the forest. The first reported victim was a woman found in Cedar on May 20th, having been attacked stacks in the mountains and washed down the Marble River. By mid-July,

20 people were known to have died.

I find it interesting how the outbreak started, how it went from being a normal city to being completely overrun.

So it started off by zombie dogs escaping the mansion, attacking hikers, and then the hikers would go back to the city and then infect more people, I guess.

Proceed to biohazard container location.

Whoa,

press Q.

The origin of the virus, it was some kind of experiment and then they lost control of it.

No longer confident in solving the case, the Raccoon Police Department closed off the roads leading to the Arklay Mountains and handed the case over to S.T.A.R.S.

The helicopter was sabotaged by Umbrella agent Dr. Albert Wesker, who they placed command— in command of S.T.A.R.S. It was Umbrella's intentions to destroy the Arklay Laboratory using S.T.A.R.S., who would then be killed by the BOWs. What's a BOW?

BOW—

bioweapon. Oh.

Yeah, I know the fan is a bit noisy.

Buy a base fan, but won't that just make it more noisy adding more fans?

Over the course of September, the T-Virus made its way into Raccoon City due to Dr. William Birkin allowing nearby Umbrella facilities to be contaminated. Protect the biohazard container at all costs. The Cannibal Disease.

Quite interesting reading the backstory.

Oh, 1 out of 4 remaining. If you remain in this zone, you will be detected by hostiles. You have been spotted by hostiles. Fall back.

I'm reading

about Raccoon City.

They nuked the city. Thermobaric missile.

What was left of Raccoon City and the surrounding area was locked down to contain any surviving biohazardous material.

Well, I think I'm gonna go. I don't know what thermobaric means. Something about heat, maybe.

Sorry I didn't play Resident Evil 2.

I might start looking for some Resident Evil theory channels

and learn about the history of it.

I just can't play horror games, they're too scary. I don't like feeling stressed out and scared. I want to have fun when I play games. I don't want to feel scared.

So I'm not sure what to do now.

I guess I'll just do more Rainbow Six streams on Twitch unless there's a different game to play.

Goodbye.