day 6 reconstruction of my house

Testing.

Hello.

Testing. Okay, I think it's

back. Oh great, now I lost everyone.

Ah, took ages getting everyone here and

now I got disconnected.

I have no idea. I just got up to get my

So when did it get disconnected? I was

showing my wi— wi— rice ball. I was

showing my rice ball and then it just

disconnected.

Okay, let me show you my rice ball again.

It's premium Angus steak rice

ball. Can you see it?

Should be quite good.

See that? This is the Japanese equivalent

of a sandwich. It's basically the same,

isn't it? Carbs, and then inside of the

carbs, protein. It's just a different form

of carbs. Bread and rice,

it's the same thing really.

It has steak.

I'll get my shirt.

I feel a bit extra.

Exposed.

It's not a baby bottle. It's a BB

gun pellet bottle.

Okay, I need to finish.

Huh, I can feel it going

down inside of me.

I need a drink, but I don't want to get

Oh, I feel like the hardest thing I do in

my day is eating. It takes so much energy.

After I finish eating, I just feel so

Uh, I don't know what to do now for my

Minecraft house.

There's so much work over here to do. I

think I just— I need to fill it out. With

dirt first.

We didn't really resolve the problem. The

Airbnb person's still waiting for me to

respond. What should I say? What if

she Googled my name and found my channel

and she's watching now?

I might say, I'm still in Tokyo.

I'm going to stay in Tokyo for a few more

days. Can I get back to you when I've

decided what I'm doing? I don't really

want to go to the Airbnb. I don't actually

know if I want to pay anymore. It's $900

for a month, plus I have to get the sex

doll, which costs $1,600. It's a lot of

money.

Well, it's still cheaper than going to

Germany. Germany cost me way more,

and it wasn't even good cereal.

I feel like the Germany trip was a

complete failure.

Bad cereal, got rejected once, had a

terrible time, nothing good about Germany,

cost me a lot of money for hotels,

and then because of the Turkish girl, I

lost 800 subscribers. I don't know if they

came back or not. They probably didn't.

Wasn't even my fault that she was annoying

me. It's just so weird. She annoys me,

and then apparently I'm the bad guy. Why

am I bad for being annoyed by someone?

All I did was say she was boring, which is

true. I did feel bored by her.

Why unsubscribe and get upset just

because? They say that someone was boring.

They said,

um, it was going too far. They said,

I've been watching for a while and I

disagree with most of what you say and do,

but this, this time you went too far,

Daniel. You called her boring. After you

had sex with her, that's a crime.

What load of rubbish these people spout!

If she called me boring, they would all

laugh and say, "Ha ha ha." Yeah, Daniel is

boring. But if I say it, no,

it's going too far.

I feel like people overreacted about the

whole Turkish girl thing way too much.

All I did was say she was a bit annoying

and we didn't click.

What's so bad about that? It's not like I

called her insulting names or anything.

Didn't make fun of her appearance. I just

said I didn't really feel very— I didn't

feel like I was having fun with her. I

wanted her to go.

Quickly. Because I said she's not up to my

standards. So I'm not

allowed to have standards now? I have

standards. She wasn't

up to them.

I don't care if people think I'm boring.

If I want to describe someone as boring,

then that's my decision. Whether you think

I'm boring or not, it's kind of irrelevant

to the point. It's like I say, for

example, I say I think X and X,

so-and-so, is boring, and then they say,

well, don't you think the problem is that

you're boring? But how does that have

anything to do with what I said. It's like

going to a restaurant and saying, this

meal isn't very good, and then you turn

around and say, well, your own cooking is

not very good. Well, duh,

that's why I'm at a restaurant. If my

cooking was good, I wouldn't be at a

restaurant, I'd be cooking my own food.

The things people say make no sense. At

all. Since when have I claimed that I'm

the most interesting person in the world?

Every time I say something's boring, they

say, don't you think it's you who's

boring? No,

I'm not talking about me being boring.

I'm talking about the thing that I'm

talking about being boring. Or not.

It's like going to see a movie and you

say, oh, it was boring, and then your

aren't you the one who's boring? No, I

just found the film to be boring, stupid.

It's like people think it's such a big

insult to call me boring. I don't care if

I'm boring or not. I do things I want to

do that I enjoy. If people think that's

boring, then who cares?

If I'm so boring, then why are you even

here? Go and watch someone who's

No one's forcing you to watch me,

are they?

It'd be like going to the cinema and then

you just sit there the whole time saying

boring. You can leave, you know.

What happened to the rabbit? There were

lots of rabbits. They disappeared, and the

cats disappeared.

There's lots of rabbits in my garden, and

the cats eat them. Look how many! It's

like Watership Down. See how many rabbits

Rabbit army.

Okay, what should I message the Airbnb

person? Because she's expecting me to

come today, but I changed my mind. I don't

want to go anymore. I don't think it's a

good idea anymore. I don't know.

Oh, I can't decide. I want the sex doll

and I want to make content about it, but

then I don't want to spend so much money.

Wait, are the rabbits killing each other?

Why are they dying?

Look, they're dying and turning into

rabbit meat.

You're getting an Airbnb for a doll to

live in. Basically, that was the plan,

but now I'm not so sure.

I thought it was a good idea at first,

but now I'm getting second— second

thoughts about it.

Storage room? No, because I want a

bed and I want to be able to make videos

in the Airbnb or the place that I go to.

Real people are so much better than sex

dolls. Yeah, but I'm married, so So not

allowed real people.

So my only choice is adult videos or

something that's not real.

I thought it'd be cute if I had a love

doll. It could be like me and my wife's

daughter. I could get one of those small

childlike ones and then we could pretend

it's our daughter. But the weird

thing is I'd be effing it during the day,

so maybe not. That wouldn't be very good

for my public image.

We can get dolls and roleplay as a family.

Get a little boy, little girl.

A family that sleeps together sticks

together. Why, why are all the rabbits

dead? Who killed the rabbits?

I do think it would be funny if I left my

wife for a sex doll. Can you

imagine the things people would say?

Daniel, the first guy to ever leave his

wife for a love doll. He left his wife

and moved in to an Airbnb with his love

doll. That would be pretty funny.

It might get shared on subreddits.

The fish are okay, by the way. They're

still alive, still living,

swimming around.

But there's so many things I could do with

the money if I didn't buy a sex doll.

That would be saving— I'd be saving

$2,500.

Minimum. What could I do with that money?

I could buy a

really good gaming computer,

or I could buy more

subscribers. No, I never buy subscribers.

It's all natural, baby.

I'm still hungry. And I'm thirsty.

I don't like doing Tinder anymore anyway.

I was kind of fed up with it because I

would only match fat girls, and the only

girls who wanted to have sex were the fat

girls.

The only girls you get on Dating websites

were old women nearing their 40s.

There's just no easy way. If you want to

get the good stuff, you have to do it the

hard way, which is first having friends

and then having a social network and then

getting to know girls through friends.

I think the guesthouse is still the best

way because you make friends, you get to

know people. People are there to socialize

because they want to make friends.

That's why they're at a guesthouse in the

first place. And then you go out on

activities with people at the guesthouse,

you get to know each other. But it's kind

of hit and miss because sometimes there's

too many guys at the guesthouse.

Not sure what happened to the internet.

Luckily I've got 2 internet lines, but one

of them went down. I had a nightmare about

Onision last night actually. I completely

forgot what it was about, but I just

remember his face and he was doing that

weird manic laugh he does.

So I get the feeling that Onision watched

movies like American Psycho, and then he

thought it was really cool, and then he's

too influenced by that. He's really— I

feel like he's really influenced by all

these psycho killer movies, and he thinks

it's cool, and then he tries to be like

it, and then it just comes off as really

lame.

Bum bum bum bum bum

bum bum bum bum.

I have to delete the last livestream.

I'm trying to livestream all of the

building because I want to download all

the streams and then make it into a

time-lapse, but I didn't really do much

building. I was just flying around in

I think the closest I got To, you know,

girls my age was at the guest house,

but they weren't really that good-looking,

to be honest.

I don't think attractive people would go

to a guest house in the first place.

Guesthouse is full of, you know,

bottom-of-the-barrel, desperate, lonely

people. Not too different to Tinder,

actually. The guesthouse is just like the

physical version of Tinder.

It's like Tinder in real life, but it's a

building. Yeah, that's a good analogy.

Because think about it, normal people,

normal successful people will already have

a network of friends. They won't have to

go to a guest house to make friends. They

would already have them.

Very difficult. All the good-looking,

attractive, successful people, they'll be—

they'll be— where are

they? Doing high-level jobs,

and they'll have high-level friends. You

know, they'll be higher class. So they'll

surround themselves with higher-class

people, and if you don't become higher

class like they are, then I don't think

you'll get accepted into their social

circle. So your only option is become a

doctor or a lawyer. That's where all the

hotties go. I don't think you'll find

hotties at a guesthouse or working in

McDonald's.

I don't understand the guest house. Why do

people live there? It's because the

Japanese people want to meet foreigners

and they want to practice English. And

then the foreigners live there because

it's cheap and they want to make friends

and they want to practice Japanese. And

then poor people who can't afford to get a

proper place, they live there because it's

cheap and affordable.

And lonely people go there because you can

I think I'm gonna message the Airbnb

Oh shit, she messaged me again. She said,

what time do you get there?

Should I ghost her?

But she's expecting me to book a room.

I could lie. I could say I

decided to stay.

I dis— I I will stay

in Tokyo for a few more days.

Can I get back to you later when

I've finalized my plans?

That sounds like such a word I would never

use. I will stay in Tokyo for

a few days. Can I get back to you

later when I finalized my plans? What do

you think? Help me lie to

this person so I don't have to go to an

Airbnb. I changed my mind. It's raining as

well anyway.

Do you think she'll message me again?

Well, as long as I get my refund from

Airbnb, I don't really care.

It's actually kind of lucky how that all

turned out. If there wasn't a problem with

the water heater and I paid, I would have

paid by now and I would have to go and I'd

be stuck with an Airbnb for a month.

How would I transport the doll? Well, I'd

first book myself into the Airbnb and then

get the doll ordered there.

Delivered there.

What if I was 100% honest and I told her

the real reason? Well, I'm thinking about

getting a sex And I need an Airbnb to

store it, and I'm not sure if I want to go

through with it yet. Can I get back to

you? See, that's why lying is important.

Sometimes lying is actually better than

telling the truth.

I can't decide. If I was going to book an

Airbnb, I'd probably get that one because

it's really close and it's actually only 2

stations away.

And it's a good price. It's cheaper than a

lot of the others, and it's self-check-in,

but she wants me to go there and meet her.

I don't want to meet her. Oh, thank you,

darkness. I don't think so. I have to

get dressed, and I don't really— I don't

know how to pay for it because Because I

cancelled the original booking and Airbnb

refunded it to me, so I haven't paid her

anything. How am I gonna pay?

Does the house contain furniture? Yes,

Airbnbs usually come fully furbished.

Fully furnished? Is it furbished or

furnished?

I could do a donation goal if people

really want me to go to an Airbnb. You can

help me out, maybe. I don't know, I feel

bad because I already got donations for

the camping trip, and if me and my wife—

well, we had a big argument yesterday. I

don't want to split up with my wife before

we go to the camping trip because then it

feels like I've just scammed everyone out

of hundreds of dollars saying I'm gonna go

on a camping trip, but then I don't go.

I feel like I have to go on the camping

trip.

Maybe I should do this after the camping

trip.

I'm not sure if I should send that. I will

stay in Tokyo for a few more days. Can I

get back to you later when I finalized my

I feel like I want to make it longer so it

sounds politer. I will stay in Tokyo for a

few more days before heading to Osaka.

I think that's good enough. Send. Yeah, I

really don't feel like going today. I

don't even know if it's a good idea

anymore. Let's face it, I'm not gonna get

half a million views, and even if I did,

that's still not gonna cover it— cover the

cost. It's gonna cost me a lot of money,

and it might not even be good. What if I

try it and it's just like, uh, it's okay,

I guess?

It might get me new viewers if it gets

shared around on Reddit, but you can't

really rely on that because it's not

guaranteed. And what

if it gets demonetized? That'd be a

nightmare. I don't think it would. I've

made several videos about love dolls

before and they stay monetized. The trick

is you just don't show the doll or you

dress it up. If you start showing it naked

and squeezing, squeezing its boobies,

then yeah, you're gonna get demonetized or

age-restricted.

Okay, so I have to decide.

Every time I look at that text though,

it's so pretty. I fall in love all

over again.

Me and my wife, we've barely spoken

to each other since 2 days ago. She came—

I was really angry when she told me not to

get one, so I gave her the silent

treatment. 2 days ago when she came back

from work, I didn't even say hello, and we

didn't say a word to each other, and we

didn't even have dinner. We didn't say

anything to each other. I just played

Rainbow Six in complete silence for

about 5 hours, and then I switched the

lights off and I went to bed. She had some

cereal, bowl of cereal. I had nothing.

And then the next day was her day off,

and she asked me if

I wanted coffee. I said yes. That was all

we said. And then she was watching the

news And then she went out most of the

day. She came back and then she went back

out again to some festival with her

family. And then we had an argument

afterwards and I started saying,

I don't tell you what to do, you always

tell me what to do. And then she said,

should we break up?

And then she started lecturing me about

What it's— what's— what you have to do

when you're living with other people. You

have to compromise.

We didn't talk this morning. She just left

without saying goodbye. I don't know, she

seems kind of upset. I'm kind of upset.

I just hate being told what to do. It

really irritates me when people tell me

what to do.

I don't think I'm asking for a lot.

All I want is a little space in the closet

where I can put things.

I feel frustrated because I feel like this

is her place, not our place. I feel like I

have no rights. I have no rights.

I have no power. I just feel like a pet,

you know, in a cage.

Can't get a cat either.

I said, you didn't mind when I had it

before in the last place, and she said

that's because I just bought it without

asking her permission, and we had a bigger

place last time.

You should tell her how you feel. I just

feel like it's a waste of time.

I'm not good at expressing myself when

we're having an argument because I feel so

angry. I feel like it's better to keep

quiet because if I unscrew the lid

It all comes exploding out. It's like

shaking up a bottle of Coke and then you

open, open the lid. It's better to just

keep the lid shut because it

won't be pretty if I let it out. When I'm

angry, I find it very difficult to keep

control of myself, so I become very

emotional.

And I find it difficult to talk in

Japanese when I'm all revved

up. When I'm all— when I'm in a mood,

when I'm upset, I find it difficult to

speak in Japanese, so I go back to

English. Then I feel strange talking to

her in English because we always talk in

Japanese.

It just feels strange,

and I feel like she doesn't understand

100% what I'm saying, even though she

claims she does understand 100%. I get the

feeling that she doesn't— she isn't quite

understanding 100%.

There's no point talking because there's

no way she'll agree to it.

She's told me what she thinks about it and

she said no, so what else can you say?

I just feel frustrated.

In England, my mum was always nagging me

and then saying stuff like, it's my house,

if you don't like it, move out, go back to

Japan. So I came back to Japan, then I

just have the same problem.

The only solution would be to get my own

place, but it's so expensive.

$900 a month. Oh, I can afford

it. I make about— I make over $2,000 a

month, but I still want to spend half of

my income on an extra room when

I don't really need it.

I want it, but I don't need it.

If I was just some Japanese guy living by

myself, I'd get one straight away. Get

myself a love doll. But since, you know,

I never know if I'm gonna be staying in

Japan for long or if I'm gonna go in half

a year, I can't think about anything

permanently. So I don't know if I'm gonna

get a spouse visa. I don't know if me and

my wife are gonna stay together. How am I

supposed to plan things when everything's

never stable or settled? I don't even know

what's gonna happen next month.

I could afford to get my own place, but

then I wouldn't be able to save much

money, and I really want to save money

because I need all the money I can get.

This YouTube thing won't last forever.

You never know when my channel might get

banned or something, or I'll just

completely lose the interest of the people

and I won't be able to get it back. So I'm

just trying to make as much money as I can

whilst it's going well.

If I end up spending it on things I don't

really need, like Airbnbs, I might regret

it later.

I should start saving up for a coin

laundry so I can get some income when my

channel dies.

I don't know how I'm gonna make money in

10 years' time or 20 years' time.

I'm gonna be screwed.

My channel is gonna be like, give me a

break, man, getting 1,000 views every

Look at Gimme a Break Man's channel.

That's gonna be me in 5 years' time.

It just became very quiet.

Weird.

My ideal business would be a coin laundry

or a parking space. A parking lot would be

great. Just get a little plot of land,

tarmac it over, put some parking spaces,

uh, put a ticket machine. Passive income.

And then get a few vending machines.

Get a few vending machines, coin laundry,

passive income.

I don't know how to do it though. I could

Google it. I'm pretty sure a foreigner

can't get that stuff set up. I'd have to

get my wife to set it up. I have to get my

wife to do everything. So annoying. I feel

like I'm a baby. I feel like I'm a baby.

I can't do anything by myself. I always

need her permission or I need her help.

It just makes you feel kind of pathetic.

I just wish I had control over my own

life, you know.

I don't really care about money. I just

want control over my own life.

Don't like having to depend on someone.

It's really

frustrating. I'm a grown

man. Should be able to do what I want to

do. To with my own money.

Does your wife ask me for permission to do

things? Never.

She'll say, oh, it's my apartment, I can

do whatever I want. It's just like my mum.

It's my house, I can do whatever I want.

None of your business. That's the most

irritating thing when people say it's my

house.

That's why I'm tempted to get my own

place. Just,

just so I feel that feeling of being

in control.

This is why all of the colonies,

English colonies, rebelled. And wanted

independence. No one wants to be another

country's colony and be ruled by someone

else. Everyone wants independence.

Look at all those big empires that tried

to control their colonies, that tried to—

that tried to keep control of their

colonies and not let them go. Look what

happened to every single empire. Didn't

turn out too well, did it?

At least the British, they were wise and

they voluntarily gave up the colonies one

by one because they knew they couldn't

hold on to all of it. Look at the Roman

Empire, they were the idiots. They

eventually became weaker and weaker, and

then they lost all of it.

Where's my drink?

Drink, drink. I want a drink of apple

juice. Would you like some

apple juice?

I would like some apple juice.

Oh, there's hair in my cup.

Biscuits. I've got some cam— camembert

cheese. I don't know how to pronounce it.

Don't you think a proper education could

have helped you with your channel? No,

look at Casey Neistat. At least I

graduated secondary school. Casey Neistat

Dropped out of high school, impregnated

his teenage girlfriend, became a father at

the age of 20, living in a caravan. And

look at him now. How many subscribers?

6 million subs. He's a millionaire.

Impregnated 2 women with

that caveman face. You see, it just goes

to show It's nothing to do with looks.

Look at bloody Casey Neistat's face. You

can be ugly as hell, but he

has charisma, energy, ambition, drive,

money.

Looks don't matter.

I think I do have personality. It's just

that I hide it when I'm shy. I hide

my personality, keep quiet, because if you

keep quiet, people don't really know if

you're stupid or not because you haven't

said anything. As soon as you open your

mouth, then people judge you, and I'm

scared that I'll say something dumb and

then people will think I'm an idiot. I'm

talking about real life, not on YouTube.

I mean, on YouTube, I don't really care.

If I could be how I'm like on YouTube in

real life, I think I'd be so successful.

Look at that cheese.

It's so embarrassing when— it's

so embarrassing when I'm raging about a

comment on my channel and the person who

left the comment is watching this stream.

What are the chances of that happening?

It happens every time now. It happened

last time as well. I was raging about some

idiot who left a comment that triggered

me. And then he was in the chat, in the

stream, in the live chat, saying, that was

me. I feel kind of bad now.

What are your core values? Do you care

about anything else but yourself, sex,

people's looks, or what others can do for

you? Does anything else drive you?

Money, sex, people's looks.

Not really. What else is there to be

driven by? Money, sex, and good

times.

What else is there to want to have in

life?

Pride in oneself. Well, yeah,

that's kind of obvious, isn't it? Why

would you not want to have pride in

yourself?

You could want to help people.

That's the silliest thing I've ever heard.

Helping people.

Helping people. I can't even help myself.

The lump on my testicle is the same as it

was since I first found it, so I don't

think it's cancer.

I made a good video today. That has bacon

history. The history of bacon.

I think it's going to get good views.

What else would I want though, apart from

money and sex?

You can't say happiness because I'll get

happiness because I have money, then I can

do things that will make me happy. If I

had money, I'd be able to get the Airbnb

and the sex doll, then I'd be pretty

happy. Well,

I do have money, but I just don't know if

I want to spend so much because I don't

have a lot of money. I have some money,

but if I keep doing stuff like that, I

won't have much left.

I don't think it's that complicated what I

want in life. I just want To not be lonely

and have sex that

satisfies my urges.

Did the Airbnb lady text back? I'm a bit

scared she might be angry. She might say,

but you agreed to come today!

I'm going to contact Airbnb and get your

refund cancelled. And then I'll have to go

today. I don't think she'd

do that. She hasn't lost anything, has

she?

Ah, thank goodness. She says, sure,

that's okay too. Let me know when you are

coming. By the way, total cost for staying

in 2i would be ¥85,000 for a month.

It would be cheaper Depends on what day

you come, but please tell us what dates

actually staying whenever you decide.

Okay, everything's great. Oh, thank God.

I think that's a sign from the heavens

that I shouldn't do this.

Isn't that such a weird thing to happen?

Usually you can't get— well, I don't know,

but I think on Airbnb after

you've paid You

can't really get a refund if you change

your mind unless it's both agreed by you

and the owner.

I got a full refund, $900.

So now I can think about this a bit more

carefully. Do I really want to spend at

least $2,600? I don't know, it's a really

sexy sex doll. Oh, fuck's sake, I can't

decide. I start thinking logically and I

think, I really should save the money.

This is stupid. This is a dumb idea. And

then I look at the bloody picture of the

sex doll and it's so hot. And I'm

thinking, I really want to try. What if

it's good? What if I get views?

What if I don't get views? What if it's

not good and I just wasted over $2,000?

What if I lose Patreon backing because one

of my patrons doesn't like the

idea of me spending his money on sex

I don't know.

You should save the money, but for what?

Save the money for what?

Is $2,000 really that much money in

the grand scheme of life?

What if I asked my wife? What if— hey,

hey, listen, listen, I've got Got

a good idea. What if I ask my wife if I

can just keep it here for a couple days to

see if I like it or not? And then if I

don't like it, I'll get rid of it. If I do

like it, then I'll go and get an Airbnb.

That way I can try it out first before I

go and get the Airbnb.

Or I could just book an Airbnb for a week

instead of a month. That way it would only

be a couple hundred dollars instead of

$900. And then if I like it,

I'll extend the B&B— Airbnb.

And then if I don't like it, I'll just get

rid of the doll somehow. But what if it's

really good? If it's really good and I

really enjoy using it, I'll have to spend

¥900 a month for the rest of the time that

I'm in Japan.

And then what if I leave Japan? Where

If I go back to England, I want to bring

it with me because, you know, I'm gonna

get bored in England.

But then my mum might get angry and

say things like, Why do I have such a

useless son? He just sits in his room

fucking a rubber doll all day. Why can't

you be normal? Why can't

you be like Alex and Melissa and get a

real job? So disgraceful.

Got one mum in England, one mum in Japan.

Do I think about suicide? No, never. I've

never thought about suicide. It just seems

so stupid. I mean, you only live once,

and there's so many things to enjoy in

life. Like, I'm enjoying this cheese and

Ritz crackers and playing Minecraft.

It's better than being dead. The only time

being dead would be better would be if

you're a prisoner or, or you're

in constant pain.

If you're not in constant pain and you're

not some kind of prisoner of war, you're

not being tortured, then I don't really

feel like you have an excuse to want to

die. Unless you're completely effed up

mentally.

I think it's kind of stupid.

People want to kill themselves just

because they're sad.

Well, I feel sorry for them because, you

know, they have deep mental issues,

but I don't agree with it.

If I was in a zombie apocalypse and I was

about to get eaten, yeah, I'd shoot myself

straight away. There are some situations

where it's preferable.

So if she just got— let me get a sex doll,

everything would be fine. I'd be happy.

I would have my curiosity Satisfied.

I might not even like it, and I might get

rid of it. Sell it to the Hong Kong guy.

Why won't she let me get the doll?

Because she thinks it's weird and creepy.

He needs a man cave. Yes. Yes,

I need my own room where I can do whatever

the fuck I want to inside of the room.

Where I have my own stuff. I don't have

anything. I have this stupid little corner

in this one-room apartment. I call it

Daniel's Corner. This entire apartment

is basically my wife's apart from this

tiny little corner where I have my desk

and my computer.

Sometimes I just feel suffocated.

My wife should have stayed in the second

apartment then. Why did she move out? She

said, I knew you were going to come back

to me. Well, if you knew, why didn't you

stay at the old apartment where it was

bigger? Even in the new apartment, I

couldn't do what I wanted. I wanted to

get— I wanted to put my desk in the

Japanese-style room. She kept complaining,

saying no, it will make marks in the

tatami floor mats. Even in my second

apartment, which was supposed to be ours,

couldn't even decide on what I wanted to

do.

I wanted a table in the Japanese room,

Japanese-style room. She wouldn't let me.

What brand is the doll? I'm not sure. It

was a website called labudoru,

labudoll.com.

But all these websites, they sell the same

dolls. I don't

think they make the dolls. Some

manufacturer does, and then they just

advertise the dolls. So you see the same

dolls on different websites.

Oh, thank you. Make your house in survival

like a real man. No, that's the silly

slow way. That's how my granddad did it.

Survival mode. He had to collect all the

materials bit by bit.

Oh, thank you, Paris. Am I getting Masayo?

What's that?

Are you getting a masayo? What's a masayo?

Don't you think it's sad you're 30 and

everything you own is a laptop and an

iPad? A little bit.

I've never really wanted to own property,

but now I'm starting to think that it

would be nice to have my own place,

actually. I could do whatever I wanted in

it. I could put the table in the Japanese

room. I can get a love doll,

and then I could get a girl,

and then she would live with me. It

wouldn't be me living with her. It would

be under my roof, my rules. You don't like

it, you can leave.

But it's kind of stupid. A married couple

and then they live separately, they have

their own places. Isn't that kind of

stupid?

Wait, why is this car purple?

We don't have a purple car. It's a blue

BMW. What are you doing?

Why did I make it purple?

Did I make it purple?

My mum has a blue BMW. Why did I make it

pur— I have no idea. That's weird.

Maybe I thought it was purple.

So it's more of a dark blue.

There's no dark blue.

Oh,

what's that sound?

Hmm, no,

my mum's BMW, my dad's Saab,

my dad's favourite car, Swedish Saab.

Looks quite good. I think it looks like a

I felt kind of irritated by that Airbnb

person though. Shouldn't you check

to make sure everything's working in the

Airbnb before you list it?

Why did she want me to cancel my

reservation and then pay her again on

PayPal? Why didn't you just give me a

different room? She said, 4i, room 4i is

broken. I can give you room 2i, but first

I need you to cancel the reservation and

then pay me again on PayPal so I can rent

out 4i after it's fixed. Why don't you

just keep the money that I've already paid

you and then just give me 2i?

And then, I don't know, relist 4i as 2i.

Make it so complicated.

I guess it's good because now I've got my

money back. Maybe I should have thought

about it a bit more.

It did seem a bit sketchy, but she had a

good, good profile, a lot of positive

feedback. She had 29 5 out of 5 stars, so

I trusted her. And she has

a lot of buildings, so she probably does

it as a full-time job. I think

Airbnb might be a good job. You just get a

load of rooms, make them look nice, put

them on Airbnb. The problem is if

things break, or if guests have problems,

or if the guests break stuff or steal

stuff. I had a nice TV in one of the

Airbnbs. I say that I could have just

taken it easily.

What would they do? They couldn't do

anything. They could— maybe

they could call the police. They have all

my details as well.

You're too impulsive. Well, I thought

about it a lot, and I thought I could do a

couple of videos about it and it would be

funny. I could do a welcome to my new

Airbnb video and everyone would be like,

what, why is he in an Airbnb? And then

I'll explain the situation. And then next

video will be unboxing my new sex doll and

then it'll be funny. And then I'll have

sex with it. And then my next video could

be, I don't know, that'll be it really.

What else could I do?

I could make a maximum of 2 videos unless

I actually left my wife and just lived at

the Airbnb, but I don't want to do that.

Did I sell my sister's panties on eBay?

No, I sold them on Craigslist. This guy

from Australia paid me $100 for

my sister's underwear, and I

was the one who wore it to make it smell

sweaty.

There's a lot of weirdos, they say stuff

like, oh, if you get the chance to pinch

some panties off of your sister's laundry,

I'll pay you.

Well, I guess I can't talk since I'm

willing to pay $1,000 on a sex doll.

Would you buy panties stolen from some

Japanese guy's family? Can you imagine how

twisted that would be? Imagine you're some

Japanese guy and you're maybe 16 or 17,

you've got a hot sister, she's like 18,

and then you secretly take her photos and

then send them to this guy on Craigslist

saying, this is my hot sister, I can pinch

some of her panties if you want.

$100 for

my sister's panties.

Don't you think you'd get bored of the

doll? That's what I'm worried about,

because actually I did get bored with the

torso. I started to get fed up with the

torso because I had to take it out of the

box every time, then every time I used it,

I had to clean it. If I didn't clean it,

it'll be really gross. I could probably

use it twice before cleaning it, and it

was such a pain having to carry it over to

the sink and then wash it out. Imagine how

irritating it would be washing a

full-sized one.

But if I had my own place, I wouldn't put

it in a box. I would just leave it on the

bed. It would be out all the time,

naked. I might dress it up as well.

How hard would it be to clean?

I'd have to carry it over into the shower.

Or you can get the removable vagina, but

they look weird. I don't want the

removable one. Or you could use a condom,

then you just finish inside of the condom.

I'm just trying to imagine how I would

clean it. If it's just a small Airbnb,

the shower would be quite nearby.

I'd have to pick it up, carry it over into

the shower, and then kind of like finger

it with the shower head pointing upwards.

Maybe it's not too difficult.

But then it starts getting weird. The

rubber— little bits of hair and

dust start sticking to the rubber. You're

supposed to put talcum powder onto it to

keep it dry, because moisture— when you're

on it, your body oils from your skin and

your sweat, they soak into the rubber of

the doll. And it doesn't dry off.

It just kind of builds as moisture on the

doll, and then it starts to get this

clammy, sticky feeling. And then you try

and wash it, but the bits of little hair

and dust, they just roll up into black

lumps, and it takes ages to get off.

I think you're supposed to put talcum

powder.

It does seem like a lot of work,

although it does look like a lot of fun as

well. I can just imagine it lying on the

Feeling bored, feeling a bit horny. Oh,

my sex doll's lying there ready for me.

Might have a quick go, then 10 minutes

later I'm back playing some Rainbow Six.

I feel like that might be quite

satisfying, but then every time it gets to

around 5, I have to quickly clean it, put

it back in the box before my wife comes

home.

And then sometimes she comes home early.

What if she comes home and it's still out

on the bed? I'd have to quickly shove it

back into the box. Oh,

it's so difficult. Maybe I'll just get

a Tenga— Tenga cup vacuum pump

action.

I don't even really feel that motivated to

have sex with other women because it's

such a pain. I just want to have something

convenient to do

in between playing Rainbow Six. I don't

want to go on dates and then have to spend

time with the woman.

I just want something convenient in my

house that I can do when I'm feeling bored

in between Rainbow Six.

The worst thing about Tinder was when,

after you finished doing it, you're stuck

in a hotel room with some girl that you

don't even really like, or you're not even

interested in her,

and you just want to get dressed and go,

but then that feels kind of rude, so you

stick around for about an hour or 2

chatting. That happened a few times.

I don't really want to stick around.

I've got more interesting things, things

I'd rather be doing, like watching

YouTube, looking up junk on Amazon.

That's why the sex doll sounded like such

a great idea. You get all the benefits of

the woman, but you don't have to put up

with any of the stuff that you're not

interested in, like talking or

making her feel comfortable. Or not trying

to be rude, just shove the doll back in

the closet or box when you're done. It's

not going to have its feelings hurt.

Also, the sex doll is probably gonna be

more attractive than any woman I could

ever get anyway.

It seemed like a great solution.

Modern solution for a modern problem.

No Airbnb. Uh,

well, I'm getting a refund, so I haven't

lost any money.

What should I do then? I need something.

I could get a tiny one, you know, just the

butt cheeks. Put it into my bag when I'm

done. Slap its bottom.

I wanted a torso and a head and arms. I

wanted to kiss it, fall in love.

I think the best thing in life is to

actually do what you like, exploring new

hobbies. Maybe you can make some bucks

from other activities. That's what I

think. I think It's nice to have the

experience, even if it's gonna cost you a

bit. I can't decide.

I want to save money, but then on the

other hand, I also want the experience.

Can you imagine if I didn't like it and I

just left it at the Airbnb? I could,

couldn't I? I could just leave it there,

hide it in the closet. Imagine you're an

Airbnb owner, you go back to your Airbnb

after the guest has left to clean it, and

then you open the closet and there's this

like naked, really realistic looking

woman. You'd think it's a corpse at first.

I should cover it in blood.

The best things are the experiences.

Money comes and goes. Yeah, that's what I

think. Money is like

an infinite resource. You could always

make more. But then you

can't say the same thing about time. You

don't have infinite time.

There's loads of money out there just

waiting for you to grab,

but it's a lot of money, isn't it?

Oh, thank you, Viper. Have you been to the

top of Mount Fuji? No, I haven't. Well, I

have on Google Maps. I went on Google

Maps. There's actually a street view on

Mount Fuji. Someone went up there with a

camera. Have you been to the top of Mount

Fuji? There ramen. I'm not sure if it was

a Google guy.

Can you imagine a Google guy climbing

Mount Fuji with that big 360 camera on his

back?

I would like to go to the base of Mount

Fuji, maybe climb up it for a few hours,

but then go back down. I don't want to

spend all day long climbing it. Sounds

boring.

Am I going to make a video on the

Minecraft house? I'll do a time-lapse.

I've started making the time-lapse

already. It's about 8 minutes long.

I've condensed nearly 40 hours of

livestream footage into about 8 minutes.

I can make it smaller, I can make it 40— 4

minutes, but then it's too sped up and

then you can't really see what's

happening. It's so sped up, so I don't

want it to be sped up that much. I'll put

some cool music on the background as well.

Might put on my second channel.

I saw a little bit of Ice Poseidon playing

classic World of Warcraft. It was so

frustrating. He kept doing everything

wrong, clicking on the wrong buttons.

I'm not really interested anymore.

It might be fun for about 20 minutes, but

I can't see myself playing it properly

again. It's just too

much hard work, too much time that I'd

rather spend falling in love with a Sex

doll with— what

if I actually fell in love with it though

and I developed feelings for it?

That'd be kind of sweet, I think.

I'd have to bring it with me. I could go