i'm in REALLY BIG trouble [YnGQ1ys6DGw]

Testing,

Testing, testing, testing.

I have to be careful when I move the mic

now. People keep whining just because

there's a squeaky sound. So my tactic

is I'll press the mute button before

moving the mic. Happy now?

Okay, so I'm in big trouble, guys,

for real.

So I just got a letter from the tax

people. For some reason, they sent a

letter to my mum's house instead of

sending me an email. My mum took a picture

of the letters. I don't know why my mum

takes terrible pictures of the letters,

as if I'm able to read that. Surely she

would take the picture and then look at

the picture and think to herself, yeah, I

don't think Daniel can read this, but then

she sends it anyway. She zooms in into the

middle of the letter, cutting off the

edges of the paragraphs so I can't even

read what it says. I don't understand.

Her sometimes. And then it's all blurry.

I don't know how bad or how old her phone

is. It can't even take a clear photo of a

letter. So I had to— then

she went to work, so she said, I'm at work

now, wait for me to come home. So I had to

wait like 8 hours for her to come home and

take a picture again. And then the

picture's like all blurry. I can't read

this. Look, how am I supposed to read

that? Well, I mean, I can

Like, what is this? I can't even see the

edge of the letter, so I can't see the

beginning of the sentences. Oh my god, is

it— why is it so hard just to get someone

to take a picture of a letter to send to

It's been— it's so annoying having my

letters sent home, and I need my— I need

to rely on my mum to get this stuff

sorted.

Where's the other one? Look, this is the

first one she sent.

The left side is all cut off.

I can mostly see it, it's just annoying.

Look,

I can't see the other side of it.

So I got my tax penalty sent

finally. So how much do you think I have

to pay penalties for tax?

I didn't get hit as hard as I thought I

was going to get hit, so it's not too bad.

I was dreading they were going to give me

like £10,000 tax penalty. Look at this,

she sent me this as a picture. Yeah, I can

really read that. It looks like Braille.

Why even send that? I can't even read it.

Where's the other— so here's my tax

penalty. It's not as bad

as I was fearing because I thought it'd be

like, oh, £10,000. I don't even have

£10,000. I'm gonna have to go home, get a

job. But look, this is my tax penalty.

£6,300.

So they gave me a 47% penalty.

It's not that bad because I had

to pay a total of £14,500. I thought my

50% tax penalty would be like over

£7,000, which is more money than I

actually have. But because the

entire thing I paid was £14,500, but That

was including thousands of pounds of

interest. My actual tax I owed was only

about £12,000, but because they slapped on

a couple thousand interest for unpaid tax

over the years, it came to £14,000. But

they don't give you a penalty on the

interest, so the penalty was 47% of the

tax, which was only £12,000, which comes

to like £6,000.

Yeah, it's still a lot. But I'm so,

so happy it wasn't like £10,000. I thought

they could have given me a 70% penalty,

but they gave me a lot of reductions.

Imagine they gave me 70% or like 100%.

Oh my God. If it was 100%, I would have to

So let me look at the reductions.

It's quite, quite a long letter here.

I don't understand it. We have restricted

this by 10%, so the difference is 25%.

The difference between the maximum and

minimum penalty is 35%. I don't understand

what this even means.

How do they calculate this? Multiply the

figure by the total reduction to get the

percentage reduction, multiplied by 90%

equals percentage reduction 22.5%,

maximum penalty 70% minus— oh my

god, they actually gave me a 70% Maximum

penalty, but they calculated reductions by

22.5%, which brought it down to 47.5%.

Oh, thank— I actually got 70% penalties,

but thankfully,

um, I think it's because I was cooperative

and I was helpful.

Look, look, look. Reduction for

quality of disclosure. For telling us

about it, I got 20% reduction. Helping us

understand it, 40% reduction. Giving us

access to records, 30% reduction. I got a

total reduction of 90%.

That's what it says.

I still don't understand it though. Total

reduction 90%, percentage reduction 22.5%.

Very confusing.

And yeah, the 6,000 is the total penalty

for the whole thing, not just for one

year, because for 3 years.

It said my penalty for first year was

£1,000, penalty for second year £2,500,

penalty for the third year £2,700. So I

got slapped with penalties for like £2,000

per year. Very expensive.

If I had just paid my tax when I was

supposed to pay it, I would have saved

nearly £10,000. So I paid £6,000

penalties and then I must have paid like

£3,000 for interest. Oh wow,

thanks Ahmed. If you could redo your life,

what would you do? I'd first pay my

freaking taxes and not invest in the stock

market. I've lost so much money. I lost

£15,000 on the stock market and

then I lost £10,000 because I didn't pay

my tax properly. And paid penalties and

stuff. So if I wasn't an idiot,

I would be up £25,000 right now. I would

just have £25k in my bank account if I

didn't think I was a stock market genius

and I didn't think I wouldn't get away

with tax stuff. Daniel, if you could redo

your life, what would you do? Oh, thanks.

Yeah, definitely pay taxes. And not invest

in the stock market. Or invest in the

stock market but not gamble invest it.

Can't believe it.

£10,000 just because I failed to do my

taxes. Oh my God. So I've

got £7,000 in my stock account.

That means if I sell everything and just

pay the penalties, I'll have £700 left.

But my UK bank account is now overdrawn.

I've got like minus £800 in my bank

account. So I was laughing at Mila for

only having minus €800. Now it's like not

so funny because I've got minus £800 in my

bank account. I literally have no money.

I've actually got minus money. My entire

net savings is minus. Can you believe

it?

Are you gonna sell stocks to pay the

penalties? I don't know.

What if I ask my mum for £6,000 and then I

offer— you see, the other thing I'm

worried about If my mum gave me money, do

I have to pay tax on it? Imagine I gotta

pay tax on the money I borrow from my mum

to pay my tax. I think

I do have to pay tax on it. Oh my god,

they're gonna tax me because my mum gave

me money. Or what if I use my mum's bank

card to pay the tax instead of using my

bank card? I don't think she trusts me.

She thinks— number one, she thinks I want

her to die, which is insane. I think she

actually thinks I wish she died so I get

the house or something, which is insane

because I never wish that. I would

genuinely be sad if she actually died,

but she seems to think that I want her to

die. And then secondly, she thinks if she

gave me the house, I would kick her out.

Why does she think I'm such a terrible

person? I don't know why she thinks this.

So I don't think she's going to trust me

to use her card.

So she's going to have to give me the

money and then I'm going to get taxed on

the money that she gives me. So I

don't know, because I'm thinking she could

give me $6K and then I use my credit card

to pay her bills. I could pay, could pay

for like oil, her council tax. I could

use my credit card to pay her bills and

then I'll just work to pay, not actually

work. I mean, like, grind out YouTube

videos. I'll just work to pay off the

credit card debt. I've got 13

months 0% interest on my bank— my credit

card. Based on how you treat

women, I'm not surprised. Well, I'm not

gonna sleep with my mum and then trash

talk her on stream, am I?

The worst thing I've done is I slept with

women and then trash talked them, but I

never stole their credit cards and stole

their money or did anything weird that's

criminal. I've never done anything

criminal. Everything I've done is legal.

It's just immoral.

So yeah, I could sell my stocks and just

get it over and done with and then have no

money. But I think right now is a bad time

to sell stocks. I think China has recently

bottomed, and I think gold is on its way

up. So I really don't want to sell gold

and China right now. It's a really bad

time to sell. They haven't told me when I

have to pay it. The letter actually says

you do not have to pay this now for some

reason. Let's see.

Says, um, please do not pay this penalty

yet. We'll write to you again to let you

know how much to pay and when. So I'm

hoping I don't have to pay for months. So

the reason my gold is down is because the

stupid Federal Reserve have now announced

they're not going to cut rates until later

because inflation is still bad. So that's

bad for gold. Gold doesn't like high

interest rates. So,

so people are guessing that the Fed are

going to cut rates around July, which is

when gold would probably go up. So that's

quite a while away. And then China, I

think China will do good this year, but

maybe not yet. So I really hope they don't

make me pay until like June or July. I

don't know how long I can delay paying

because I don't want to sell my stocks

yet. Monetary gifts are not taxable,

but I read that gifts over £3,000 can be

taxed.

Everything can be taxed. I don't know if

my mum sells the house, will she get taxed

on it? And then if she gives me my money,

she gives me like $200,000, I'm gonna get

taxed on that as well. Get taxed like 20%.

That would be— oh my god, what is 20% of

$200K? It's like $40K, isn't it?

No way, it can't be.

Oh my god, it's $440,000.

That's, that's like a quarter of it.

If I get inheritance money, how much

taxed? If, well, if the— if

they didn't die, then it's not inherited,

is it? It's given like a gift.

Can you post your portfolio? I only have 2

things. I have gold and I have China, and

I'm buying Bitcoin £2 a day.

I'm bullish Bitcoin, gold, and China.

My Bitcoin is up like 40%. It's crazy,

but I only bought about £100.

Why, why are my smallest trades always the

best? And then when I put big money in,

it goes down. My Russian stocks

are up like 45%, but I only put in £20.

If I sell my house, do I Pay tax UK.

It says normally you don't pay tax when

you sell your home. The 2 main taxes

associated with buying homes and selling

homes don't apply to selling your main

home. It only applies selling your other

properties. That's what strike.co.uk

I'm scared everything I make or receive I

get taxed on.

I just know if I sell my stocks to pay my

tax, it's all gonna go raging upwards,

isn't it? Because I sold.

So I've got— let me get my calculator. I

got £7,000. My portfolio is worth £7,020

right now.

Um, I've got £370

in my Revolut. I've got some baht, I got

some yen, I got some Bitcoin. I bought a

bit of Google as well because Google

dumped because its AI was like woke or

something. So I got £370 in my Revolut, I

got minus £700 in my UK bank, so that's

minus £700. And then I minus my penalties,

£6,300. I've got a total of £300

left in total.

And I've got a £1,000 overdraft, so I can

go into minus for £1,000. And I've got

£6,000 credit, credit card credit limit.

And I made about $1,000

in February, so I'll get that in March.

This month on the 24th. So that's like

£800, isn't it? My channel is doing really

well in February thanks to Helldivers.

Made quite a lot of money. I made like

$1,400 in February because I sold a

painting, got a bunch of PayPal donos,

and the second channel was doing really

well. The second channel got like 200,000

views, double the views this channel gets.

So, Hiding My Room finally has been

overtaken by the second channel.

Can't believe it. My flagship main

channel overtaken by my clickbait troll

gaming channel. I used to have so much

pride over this channel. Used to think all

my videos were amazing works of art. I

can't believe to see it die like this.

Just so tragic.

It's gotten to a point where I

can't prioritize this channel anymore.

You barely post on it because I can't

prioritize it anymore. Helldivers 2

gets more views if I'm not— I spammed out

like 40 videos on Helldivers 2. Each video

made an average of of $7 to $10,

that's like $300.

40 times 8, it's like $320.

I make like 5 Helldivers 2 videos a day.

You do nothing all day? Oh, come on. I'm

busting my balls off making Helldivers

videos.

I wake up 8:00 in the morning. Helldivers

straight away. I'm making thumbnails, I'm

recording the content. I got all these

problems as well. Stupid Bandicam kept

crashing, the game crashed. I recorded 5

minutes of footage on Bandicam and then

the game crashed. And then when the game

crashes whilst recording, you lose half

the video. Bandicam manages to salvage

like half the video, the other half just

gets corrupted or something. So I had to

re-record it all. And then the game kept

crashing, it kept bugging out. I was

trying to test the gun, the gun kept

glitching. I got kicked out the match,

had to find a new match, and the game

crashed again. It's so annoying. Just to

film a 10-minute video took like 40

And then my laptop got corrupted. I had to

take it to the ASUS shop to get it fixed.

I was sitting in the stupid ASUS shop for

like 2 hours whilst they were reinstalling

Windows.

Wasted nearly my whole day.

I've made a total of 41 Helldivers videos

and they all get a couple thousand views.

They made like $10 each. Some of them

got 5K, 6K views. So I have to

focus all my energy on Helldivers right

now because hiding my room just don't get

views anymore. And I'm out of topics.

What am I going to talk about? How I'm a

lonely loser? How I'm a 30-year-old,

35-year-old lonely loser failed at

life? I can't make this same topic over

and over again anymore.

I'm out of topics. What am I going to talk

about? Oh, my girlfriend dumped me. Why I

hate my ex-wife. I have milked every

single topic I can think of. I've got

nothing more to make. But Helldivers is

like unlimited content goldmine. All I do

is best sniper rifle, best shotguns, best

armor, best helmets, best backpacks.

Best farming guide, best way to do this

mission. There's like endless amount of

content I can do on Helldivers. I can make

6 videos a day and I've still got loads of

videos to make. It's great. But hiding in

my room, I don't know what to make

anymore. I can make like why I'm sad in

Thailand, why I'm an incel, why I

cheated. I don't have any more content.

The only content for this channel was I

cheat a lot, my marriage is falling apart,

women, girl drama. But all

that's gone now. There's nothing to talk

about. I don't know what to talk about

anymore. The only thing to talk about now

is how I'm broke and how my tax thing is

destroying all my savings.

That's the only viable content left.

Oh, you know, recently the German girl

resurfaced on the subreddit. She started—

I didn't even know, but she took these

creepy secret photos of me when we were in

the hotel room. And then recently she went

onto the subreddit and did an Ask Me

Anything post, and she posted the photos

of me sitting on the bed. I didn't even

know she took these creepy photos of me.

Apparently she deleted it though. She

deleted the post. I don't know if it was

actually her or she sent the photos to a

boyfriend and then the boyfriend got mad

because he got dumped or something, and

now he's like posting the photos on the

subreddit pretending to be her. Or maybe

it is actually her. I don't know.

She's weird. She came to the hotel with me

and then we didn't do anything and then

she just left. She said she had to take a

phone call and she went out and then she

never came back. And she said it was

really awkward in the room. We hung out

for a few hours and went for dinner. If

you hadn't judged that I'm awkward and it

was weird before we got to the hotel room,

then you're an idiot. Why did you come to

the hotel room then? Surely you must have

realized I'm weird and I'm awkward during

the dinner and during the walk. She's an

idiot.

Yeah, I know I'm awkward and I'm weird and

I've got bad social skills, but you should

have realized that before we got to the

hotel room. It's not like I was really

sociable and confident and charismatic

before the hotel room, and then what, you

thought I just got to the hotel room and

then collapsed in a mental— I

had like a mental collapse in the hotel

room? No, I was weird and awkward and

quiet the whole time. So I don't know why

she even agreed to go into the hotel room

to then leave and say it was weird and

awkward. Maybe if you stopped looking at

your phone the whole time you got naked,

then it wouldn't have been awkward.

She's the one who made it awkward. I tried

to put my moves on her and I tried to

touch her, and then she kept pulling away,

so I decided to stop because I can't,

like, you know, rape her. If the girl's

pulling away, then you can't keep pushing

her. So I said— so I thought, okay, I'll

just sit on the bed and see if she changes

her mind. Mood or something.

What are you supposed to do if you try to

like touch a girl and then she keeps

backing off and you're in the hotel room?

You kind of have to stop, don't you? It

was really awkward because she kept

backing off and then she kept looking on

her phone and then she was obviously

texting someone.

I couldn't talk to her because she was

like on her phone the whole time texting.

What was I supposed to do?

I think she never had any intentions of

doing anything straight from the

beginning. I think she was just a bit of a

troll, a bit crazy, had this thing going

on with her ex where she wanted some kind

of revenge against him, make him jealous.

I don't think she ever had any real

intentions of sleeping with me.

Do you remember I did that livestream

after she left? I had like 1,200 viewers.

I raged so hard. I was like, this effing

bitch, stupid effing idiot. Oh my god,

I can't believe back then you could say

all that and the stream would still be

monetized. Nowadays I slightly raise my

voice and then I get demonetized. I bet

I'm demonetized right now.

Oh, I'm green today. Well, it looks like

today I'm green. Okay,

so I don't know why she's on the subreddit

trying to do an ask me anything. What are

people going to ask her? Nothing even

happened.

Maybe if she dropped her panties so there

was some juicy drama, then we could ask

her things. I bet people just ask like,

does Daniel smell like socks?

Can you and your girlfriend come out and

eat with me and my husband? I don't

know. Sounds kind of weird.

My girlfriend's scared of my viewers. She

thinks you're weirdos. She keeps trying to

get me to abandon this channel. She keeps

like congratulating me when my second

channel does really well because then she

says, oh, you don't have to make videos

for the other channel which destroys your

life, which is really good. She's really

happy when my gaming stuff gets views.

We haven't fought recently. We haven't had

a fight recently over this channel. But

last, last year we were fighting a lot

around November, September.

We had so many fights over this stupid

YouTube channel and the subreddit, but it

seems like she finally understands what

it's all about. 'Cause she stopped moaning

at me now. I think she's used to it now.

Took a while, didn't it?

It was so annoying. I had to like explain

to her why I've got a lot of weirdos and

haters saying horrible things.

How do you even explain that? It's very

hard to explain to people that stuff.

Because she thinks I'm a good person,

that's why she's with me. But then she

doesn't understand why all these weirdos

on the internet are constantly hating on

And then I have to like say, oh, because I

cheated, or I don't know, because these

people were hating on me even before I

cheated. And even when I had a job, they

hated me. They hated me every part of my

life. So I don't know why.

Does your girlfriend know as much as we

do? Yeah, I'm pretty sure she knows

exactly everything you guys know because

she watches the old videos. She read the

subreddit. Anything you guys know, she

knows. She knows me more than you guys

know because we live together. How are you

saying you know me more than my own

girlfriend does when we literally live

You guys only know, like, my weird YouTube

side. You don't know my real life side

because you're not here, because I have

the cameras off. I'm not like this in real

life. I'm not

all toxic and horrible. I'm just nice and

normal. But you wouldn't know that unless

you actually met me.

So I don't know what that German girl said

before she deleted the post. I got the

pics. I don't think I can use the pics

because she could copyright strike me,

can't she? I don't know if she's mad at

me. I don't think she's mad at me because

I didn't do anything apart from say she's

weird and crazy. It's not like

the Turkish girl situation where I

actually really pissed her off because

I slept with her and then I trashed her.

But I never slept with a German girl. So

girls only get mad when you sleep with

them and then trash them. But if you just

trash them, then they don't really seem to

care that much.

So I don't know what she has to be mad

about me at. I'm the one who's mad at her.

She wasted my time. Came to my hotel for

nothing. The only good thing that came out

of it was I met Turkish girl. Otherwise,

I wouldn't have gone to Germany. But I

think Turkish girl would have flown to the

UK to meet me. Turkish girl was in love

I was really miserable in Germany. It was

boring. Düsseldorf was boring. It was

expensive. I wasted thousands of pounds on

those hotels. I was just walking around

Düsseldorf thinking, oh my God, this place

is so boring. People kept saying, go to

the Japanese market. The Japanese market

was literally like a, like a discount

cheap Aldi, but selling Japanese

bento and sushi. It was so boring.

I don't know why people keep saying, oh,

Düsseldorf's got Japanese market, Daniel.

They just sell rubbish bentos and ramen.

Wow. As if I haven't seen this 1,000 times

already. Why is—

why do people think I would care about

some Japanese market?

It was like going into Don Quijote, but

none of the Don Quijote stuff. And they

just sell Japanese cup ramen, Japanese

drinks. Düsseldorf was rubbish.

I went to some observation tower by

myself. It was boring. And then I was just

sitting in the hotel room being bored the

whole time, kind of missing my life in

Japan. I missed my life in Japan so much

when I was in Germany. I felt like I

thought to myself, what am I doing? I had

such a great life in Japan. Marriage. I

could make easy videos with Chihiro. And

now I'm in Germany in some stupid hotel

being catfished by a stupid German girl.

My stream's yellow now. I wonder if saying

stupid over and over again makes it

yellow.

Why did you ban people when they warned

you about taxes? I don't know,

because I thought I was doing it right. I

didn't know I had to declare my OnlyFans.

I thought that was like secret

under-the-table money.

Why would I be proud about making money

showing my butthole?

Obviously I didn't want to have to report

I don't know what I was thinking.

I didn't think they would notice because

I thought it's not like I'm buying yachts

and Teslas and houses. I'm just like some

low-tier YouTuber, gets a couple thousand

views. I didn't think they'd bother, but

they do bother because they can make money

off me now. They can squeeze me for

penalties and stuff. I honestly

don't know why I thought they wouldn't

notice, but I guess

now you know.

If anyone here is gonna blow up on

YouTube, just take my experience as a

warning. Don't think you can get away with

it. You might get away with it for a

couple years, but eventually they're gonna

How much did I make in total showing my

b-hole? Probably like $40,000.

You already helped fund the Rotterdam

trip.

Oh wow, thanks RJF. Long time no see.

Any thoughts? Thoughts on going to South

Korea? Did you mean thoughts or thorns?

I really don't want to go to Korea again.

I don't like it there. I'm going to go to

Malaysia next year for 90 days and test it

out as a potential host country for the

Daniel. I'm setting up a trinity,

a trifecta of countries I live in.

A true Japanese knows that a room

temperature pickled bento is the best meal

in the world. Oh wow, thanks Anime Man.

My best friend Joey dropping the $5.

Pickled bento. I never had— oh, I hate the

little pickles in the bento. They're so

sour. The little orangey green things and

the umeshu. No, not umeshu, the ume.

What's it called? The plum. They put the

pickled plum. Have you tried the pickled

plum in the Japanese bentos they place on

the rice? It's so sour. It's like sucking

on a bar of soap. It's horrible.

Yeah. So about South Korea, I don't like

it there. It would be like a last resort

country. Long time no see. Any thoughts

on going to SK instead? South Korea would

be like a last resort if I had to

have— if I had to choose one extra country

that I can stay in. Then it would be South

Korea because that's the only country

that's decent and I can stay in for 90

days. All the other countries like

Vietnam, I can only stay there for a

couple weeks, I think. Malaysia, I can

stay 90 days. Japan, I can stay 180 days.

Thailand, I can stay for 30 days, but I

can extend it if I go to immigration.

So if my mum sells the house, I would

never go back to the UK. I would just do

180 days in Japan and then I do like 1 or

2 months in Thailand and then I do 90 days

in Malaysia and then maybe a bit in South

Korea if I really needed to, and then back

to Japan again the next year. Yeah, I can

do 90 days in Japan, but if I go to

immigration and fill out the paper, I can

extend it by another 90 days.

Too much traveling. Yeah, but I don't want

to go back to the UK and then have to rent

my own place in the UK. If my mum sold the

house, let's say my mum sells the house

and she buys a place in Malaysia, I could

just stay with her in Malaysia.

Maybe she'll like rent a 2-bedroom condo.

And then I can just go and live there for

a few months. But Malaysia is so cheap.

I went on Booking and I looked at

apartments in Kuala Lumpur, and you get a

really nice condo, fully furnished, in a

nice area for only a couple hundred pounds

a month. It's insane.

Indonesia, isn't that really rubbish?

It's like a jungle, isn't it? How long can

British people stay Indonesia 30

days. How about Vietnam?

45 days. Oh nice.

Thailand is 30 days.

Maybe I just get a student visa again.

What if I get a student visa in Japan?

And just stay in Japan for like a year

like I've done in Thailand. I gotta

find a cheap school.

Why didn't you put your internet earnings

into a Japanese bank account? Because I

didn't think there'd be any point, and

then wouldn't Japan make me pay tax?

Philippines. 30 days. I don't want to go

to a country if I can only stay there for

30 days. Because then the plane— the

problem is the plane costs a lot of money

if you have to keep flying. The longer

you stay in a country, the lower it costs

to keep flying because you have to fly

less often. Oh yeah, what about Taiwan?

But Taiwan's expensive. I looked at

Taiwan. I'd have to live in like

a hostel. 90 days.

Oh wow. Let me check hotels.

I'm pretty sure it's, it's not easy to get

a place to live in Taiwan that's cheap.

I just don't want to be stuck in Taiwan if

China invades.

Taipei area.

Taipei. What?

Do May 1st to May 31st.

What kind of prices are we looking at?

Lowest first.

Bunk bed in mixed dormitory, £155.

Single bed in dorm, £300. Backpackers

hostel, £360. What about an apartment?

Oh my God. £3,000.

That's lowest first. I sorted by lowest

first and it's showing me £2,800.

So I can't get an apartment in Taiwan. No

way. I don't know if I can do the

backpacker hostel lifestyle.

What am I going to do every day for

90 days in a dormitory? That'll be rough.

I'd just end up sitting in Starbucks.

I need somewhere to sit, don't I? And make

How'd you stay in Japan for 180 days?

Well, first you have to be British or from

another one of the 5 other countries. I

think Luxembourg was another one. I can't

remember the other ones. They're weird

countries like, I don't know,

Djibouti, Somalia, some weird South

African countries— I mean, South American

countries. You just go to immigration,

you ask for the visa extension document,

and then you just fill in the blanks and

put reason for extension: tourism.

I've done it twice. Yeah, Switzerland,

Germany, Austria, Mexico. Why Mexico?

Mexico is like the most dangerous,

biggest drug cartel country in the world,

and they're letting people from Mexico

come and stay there for half a year.

They're really weird. If I was Japan, I

would not want Mexicans staying in my

country for more than 2 weeks.

Colombian cartel are going to come over.

Displace the Yakuza.

Move to rural area in America. No thanks.

I've seen Breaking Bad. They lived in

Albuquerque in the suburbs. It looks so

rubbish. It's like a desert. Albuquerque,

New Mexico, Texas. It's all brown.

I watched some YouTubers, finance

YouTubers who are rich, and they bought

like $5 million mansion in Texas, Austin,

Or, I don't know, like Albuquerque, and

the backyard is just brown, like a brown

desert from Breaking Bad. Why would you

want to live there? Why would you want to

live in a desert? You're a

multimillionaire. You could live anywhere

and you choose to buy a property in a

literal desert. Oh my God. I would never

want to live in a desert.

Albuquerque looks rubbish.

And then to get to the next town, you

gotta drive like 4 hours in the desert,

and then you break down, you get kidnapped

by the cartel, and they tie you up and

they bury you in a hole in the desert. I

would never go to America, ever.

I've seen enough Netflix dramas and shows

to know what it's like over there. No

thanks.

I think Asia is the best. Asia's cheap,

it's modern cities. I think Asian cities

are better than European cities. Bangkok

blows the water out of any European city

I've been to. Loads. I've been to Berlin,

Paris, Düsseldorf, Frankfurt,

London, Manchester. Bangkok is so much

nicer than any of those places, and it's

safe and cheap. I got beaten up in

Rotterdam. I get racial abuse in

Manchester.

Bangkok is way better and

I haven't been to Taipei since 2016, so I

don't know what it's like now.

Yeah, maybe I will go to Taiwan, live in a

hostel. So next year I want to try

Malaysia, Taiwan, and then Japan again

because I need to find some new home

bases. And then if I really have to,

maybe South Korea. I just— I don't like

South Korea. Let me look at South Korea

hotels. It's cold

and the people are scary,

although some of the old women were quite

friendly. I remember I went shopping

around some kind of market areas to find a

pot. Do you remember? I was in that

little, little hotel apartment and I was

looking for a pot so I could make stews

and soups. And I bought that little pot.

And then she started talking to me in

Korean and asked me where I was from and

stuff. And I could understand what she was

saying, which was cool. So Seoul, if I was

going to go to Seoul, Jeju's— is

that— oh, Jeju. I don't want to go to

Jeju. We go to Seoul,

Myeongdong.

Oh my God, it's expensive. Dakwan Stay

Dongjak, single room with shared bathroom,

£260 a month.

What's that like?

It's like a little student room. Table.

The entire room is literally the size of 2

single beds. You got shared shower,

shared toilet. I guess it's okay if I'm

just gonna sit there cranking out video

game videos,

which is basically all I want to do.

Dragon's Dogma 2 is coming out March 22nd.

I think this game is gonna be big. It's

going to be like the next Elden Ring. I'm

going to be— I think I just need to find a

place in Japan and have good internet and

just sit in the room and spam out like 10

Dragon's Dogma videos a day to pay off

this tax.

I think Helldivers 2 is going to die in

maybe this week or next week. And then

Dragon's— I've already got my Dragon's

Dogma review ready. But I need to make

guide videos, like top tips for Dragon's

Dogma, you— things you didn't know,

things you need to stop doing.

And then I gotta do guides on every class,

so I gotta just grind this game out.

Are you gonna hate-watch the new Dune

movie? I don't know about movie reviews.

They're hard to get views on. I did a

couple and they did okay, but the problem

is you can only make one video, and if

that flops, then you've just wasted your

time. I went to watch Guardians of the

Galaxy. Why don't you list your toys that

you were bouncing up and down on for off

to get tax exempt? I don't have those toys

anymore. I might have a few back home in

my bedroom. Why, do you want to buy a

dildo that's covered in poo? They're

probably in my bedroom. I bought a couple

vibrating and thrusting ones. They had

like a cock ring on it as well, which is

pretty cool. So you can like wrap the

rubber ring around your balls and then

also get thrusted in. But the ring was too

tight. It was making my veins pop on my

dick and it was scary. Never seen my veins

pop so much. So I had to take it off.

Yeah, I like the, the ball ring.

I don't know if you're supposed to put all

your junk through the hole, or maybe it's

just for your COK, but I put my COK and my

balls into the ring, so it was like

squeezing everything whilst penetrating

me. It was pretty nice, actually.

But I had a problem with it. The battery

kept dying in like 20 seconds even though

I charged it. I had this weird battery

problem, so I bought a second one, but

then the second one, the ring was too

tight for my balls.

I watched the first Dune movie. It was so

boring. It was just Timothée Chalamet

being all emo, and then Jason Momoa being

all heroic and then dies. And then they

fly in some stupid bug-looking jet thing.

It's just like people staring at each

other intensely and then walking here and

walking there, and then a tiny bit of

action. Nothing happens the whole movie,

nothing happens. And then there's one

action scene for about 5 minutes, and then

there's some woman, she does karate on the

sand people. It was so boring. Everything

was boring about it. The visual design,

the character— Timothée Chalamet is such a

boring actor. He's got no charisma. He's

just famous because he's kind of handsome.

He's got like chiseled jaw, but he's such

a boring actor. He's got no charisma.

He's got no energy. Jason Momoa is the

only reason to watch it because he's kind

of cool, but even then His character's

boring, the enemy design's

boring, the weapons are boring. They've

got guns and lasers, but then the main

battle scene they do melee combat, which

is weird. It's just really boring.

Didn't like it.

Oh wow, thanks. If you could cover the

real man human's upper body with blanket

but his below is all open, would you love

to bounce up and down on him for private

or off? Yeah, I don't

know, maybe it depends how much I'm being

paid.

The recent movie I watched I thought was

pretty good. I think I talked about it

last time. It was called American Made.

It's got Tom Cruise in it, and then he

gets recruited by the CIA to take photos

of drug cartels, and then he ends up

working for the drug cartels to smuggle

drugs, and then he gets assassinated by

the cartel. That was pretty good. I like

that.

Tom Cruise really loves flying, doesn't

he? He's in that Top Gun movie,

this movie's flying.

I think you can tell he really loves

acting or playing the role as a pilot. I

bet he thinks it's really cool to put on

the sunglasses, sit in the cockpit.

Isn't it like the manliest manly thing to

pilot a plane?

Maybe to be like a tank driver.

Aircraft carrier captain,

it's pretty manly.

Okay, so about the money thing— Oh,

thanks. Would you let the Lachlan pound

your Thai GF? Also, would you get turned

on by it like how you used to get turned

on when he was pounding Chi-Chi while

eating a sandwich? No, I wouldn't get

turned on.

My girlfriend's not like Chihiro. She

doesn't just sleep around with Australian

guys. My girlfriend has more class than

Chihiro. Chihiro just slept with anyone.

Did you know Chihiro slept with some guy

whilst I was in Germany?

And then she bragged about it to me to,

like, try and get revenge. I think we had

some argument and then she was like,

yeah, well, I fucked someone in this bed

whilst you were gone. And then she had

this smirk on her face like Like that, as

if she got me. I didn't even care. I was

like, whatever, I banged a Turkish girl.

If she thinks I would care if she sleeps

around with other guys, I would have been

like, just sleep with whoever you want, I

don't care, as long as I can still bang

you afterwards.

Yeah, it was a weird marriage, wasn't it?

I don't know why it kind of did turn me on

knowing that she was like banging other

guys and then I come back and then bang

her. Just banging everyone and each other

all the time and then crying about it on

YouTube and then fighting on YouTube.

It's so toxic. But my God, was it good

content. It was good content, wasn't it?

Why did she put up with it for so long?

Nearly 2 years she put up with it until

she finally had enough.

My mom told me she was dating that

@sushivlogs guy, and he's like 30, and

Chihiro's like 43 now. So she keeps

trying to date guys who are like 10

years younger than she is.

Why doesn't she date someone her own age?

She'd have to date a 45-year-old Japanese

man who's bald and fat and got a mole and

is probably divorced.

How come Chihiro's sister is so normal?

Like, got married at a reasonable age to a

normal person, had kids, and then Chihiro

is just like a complete mess.

Oh, thanks, Ahmed. If you could redo your

life, would you be more career-focused?

No, I'd still want to do YouTube. I just

wouldn't make the same mistakes. Do you

think I could have avoided making certain

mistakes? Why did my viewership— why did

they leave? Why did so much of them leave?

I think it's because I just became boring.

I became too boring.

Sabrina's pretty normal. I don't know,

she's like 32 now and she still doesn't

have a family. The tocks— the tocks

clocking— I mean, the tick— the clicks—

the clock's ticking. She better start

getting some babies soon or she'll end up

like Jiro. It's getting a bit late. So

she's like 32, she has a baby this year.

She would be 50 and the baby would be 20.

It's a pretty decent age. My mum was about

32 when she had me and I turned out just

fine.

The reason why my viewers got bored is

because I found easier ways to get views

and money without destroying my whole

life. The second channel has saved my

life. Really, just sitting here spamming

out video game videos is so easy and

relaxing. If you could redo your life,

would you be more career-focused?

No, I don't want a career. I want to be a

YouTuber.

What career gives you complete freedom to

just travel the world without a boss or

customers? What career is there where you

can actually piss off customers and still

get paid? Because most jobs you gotta do a

good job to get paid, otherwise you get

fired. I literally make rubbish videos and

still get paid. And it doesn't matter if

the viewers hate the video. I actually

make more money if the viewers really hate

So if you're like a coder or freelancer,

you still got to do good work to make the

money and get the customers happy or make

your boss happy. I don't have a boss.

I don't have someone saying, Daniel, this

video is not good enough, you got to redo

it. I just make whatever and I slap it up

onto YouTube and pray to the algorithm.

So I'm not going to— I

mean, I did cheat on my girlfriend though,

didn't I? I'm not gonna do all that crazy

drama stuff like before because it's not

worth it. I just want a comfy life.

Minimum effort, maximum outcome.

I'm hungry.

I need to pay.

So I think the reason why the viewers

got bored is because I changed a lot,

because I made some discoveries. I was

really not happy when I was with Mila

trying to— I was like desperately trying

to come up with drama content. I don't

want to have to live a life where I have

to have drama content. So being able to

move away and wean myself off drama

content and still be able to fund my life

has been really nice. Because it means I

don't have to desperately destroy

everything. I just make some video

game videos, do some livestreams, and

yeah, okay, I'll make less money than

before, but the trade-off is I

get to have a peaceful life and I'm not

like stressing out over not having drama

or trying to cause drama.

I definitely work more than 40 hours a

week. I work Every single day, every

single hour I'm working. But I don't mind

working. I like to work. I like to make

money. I just don't want to get a job

because I don't want to work with people

and I don't want to work in a fixed

location. I want to work, but on my own

terms without being told what to do.

I am a workaholic, basically. If I'm not

working, like if my girlfriend's here and

we have to go out on a trip or something,

I'm kind of miserable because I'm

thinking, oh, I wish I was working. I like

to work, it's just I suck at it. My videos

When does my visa run out? It runs out in

May, but I'm leaving. I'm actually leaving

next week. Holy crap. Holy crap.

I didn't realize

we're in March already. I've got like just

over a week until I'm leaving. Damn.

Recently it has been kind of sinking in.

That I'm gonna leave and then I'm never

gonna see this place again. I feel a bit

sad about it, I guess.

You consider playing video games work? It

is work. I've got to find a topic, I gotta

make the thumbnail, I got to make the

video, I gotta do the voiceover, gotta do

SEO. It's boring.

I ought to find like a way to

make the video useful so people click on

Hmm, yeah, it's a bit sad I got to leave,

but what can I do about

it?

I don't have much choice here, so I just

have to accept my fate and do my best with

Life moves on. Oh, I've been having

problems trying to book a guest house.

I've messaged like 15 guest houses. Half

of them keep saying minimum stay is 3

months, can't do 2 months. So I said,

okay, can I stay for 3 months?

And then they'll say, oh, sorry, we

actually don't have any rooms. Are they

just trying to politely reject me?

Some of them said, we don't have any

rooms, only got dorms, females only,

minimum stay 3 months. The one I really

want to stay in, they said, we don't

accept cash now. You got to pay by

Flywire. The hell is Flywire?

I never heard of Flywire before. Said if

you want to pay by cash, you got to make a

bank transfer deposit by going into a

bank, but it's a complex process.

Why can't it just be like before where I

just give you cash? He said we don't take

cash anymore, it is unsafe.