had a really bad day ：(

Uh, testing, testing,

uh, testing, testing.

God damn, my hair's getting really long.

Why won't my chair move? It's like it's

stuck on something. Tell us about the

package from Crypt. Are you happy with

what you got? Uh, yeah, some useful stuff

and maybe some stuff for later

if I'm in the mood. My favorite thing has

to be she got me a massive pack of those

Minion banana drinks, which I really

liked, and the socks would

be good too.

Wait, I'm just, um, I can't

stop looking at the stock market. That's

why I'm streaming so late. I'm not

addicted, I swear. I'm just,

uh, shorting something.

I'm a disciplined trader.

Not addicted at all.

Definitely not addicted. Oh,

it's going down.

I had a really bad day and then,

um,

made back some of the losses.

Look who's begging for funds. He lost it

all on his day trading. No,

I— as of right now, I've only lost 50

pence.

Actually, I went— I started at £6.50. I

managed to trade up to £6.70. With 2

really good shorts. And then I got greedy

and then I lost 3 shorts in a row, blew it

down to £5.50. And then I managed— no,

like £5.30. And I managed to trade it back

So it would only be about It's

like 5, 7% loss.

Why all my videos disappeared after the

Turkey Tom video? Well,

I was given an ultimatum that I couldn't

refuse at the time. I'm hungry.

I was supposed to make dinner by now. But

I was too busy working.

Yesterday it was terrible. Oh my God.

Was it yesterday? It must have been

yesterday. It rained all day and I

had 100 parcels to deliver and I got

completely soaked. My hair was just— it

was like I had no hair base. It was so— my

whole head was just wet.

My whole head was just drenched like I

just got out of the shower, so my hair was

like all flat. And then the stupid fringe

bit kept going in my eye like that.

Because when it's wet, it gets longer.

And then I was delivering and then this

stupid old woman started having a go at me

because a couple weeks ago, I guess she

was the one who gave me the negative

review. I remember I got a negative review

saying He just left the parcel on the

doorstep and he didn't ring the doorbell

and I nearly tripped over it. It's a

health and safety hazard.

Stupid idiot. So then I delivered to her

neighbor yesterday and she was outside

chatting to the neighbor and then she

started telling me off saying, oh, you

left the parcel on the doorstep, I nearly

tripped over. Why couldn't you just ring

the doorbell? And then she kept going on

and on. She had said the same thing like 4

times and I was just standing there going,

Mm-hmm. Okay. Yep. Mm-hmm. Okay. Couldn't

care less. Maybe look where you're going

before you just step out the door, idiot.

Someone's not getting that parcel next

time I get a parcel for them. Don't make

your delivery man angry. Maybe you

ain't getting nothing now.

And then the irony is today I fell over

and I really hurt my knee. So I was

mocking that woman yesterday for being

idiot for nearly falling over, and then I

literally fell over today and it kind of

hurt. Stupid gravel driveways. So they

have this kind of entrance to their

driveway covered in gravel and it's kind

of on a slope, and I was in a rush, so I

was like walking quickly, and then I just

stepped on this loose bit of gravel and I

just went flying down onto the ground,

landed on my knee. God, it was so painful.

It still kind of hurts when I walk now.

Oh, the short's looking good. Come on,

get me back over 6 pounds. Oh yeah,

I got complete— and my trousers got

completely soaked and It wasn't as bad.

You know, when I first started the job,

it actually rained really hard on the 3rd

day and everything went wrong. Like, my

batteries died, all the parcels got

soaked. So I got a lot better since then.

I didn't really need to charge my phone,

so I used the wireless mount, and I didn't

get my parcels soaked because what I did

was I would— so

if there were boxes, I would take the box,

I'd scan them first, and then put them

straight into the car. Based on my

organizing system, which I didn't have in

place on my third day when I first started

because I didn't know where any of the

places were. Now I know off by heart where

every single house is. I can easily just

scan it, place it straight into the car.

But when I first started the job, I didn't

know how to do it. So I was scanning it

all, I mean, then placing it in piles

around the car and then putting it in. So

it was just a nightmare. But now I can

just pick it up, scan it, look at the

address, and then I'll put it in the car

depending on where the address is. So I

did that, and then all the parcels were in

the bag, so I just take it out the bag one

by one so they never got drenched in the

rain. So that was— oh, I'm gonna take

profit! 4 pence away from my take profit

zone. I might actually— maybe

I get greedy. I move my take profit down a

I don't know, how much more do you think

the market's gonna drop? Come on, give me

one more red candle.

Come on.

I'm 25 pence in the profit.

No, no, no, it's going green.

No, go, just go down. I'll get

out, I'll get out. Come on,

I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. I can't— it's

going green. Just mark where

I got out. I got out here. I took 22p

profit. I wanted 40p profit.

I need to cut my stupid hair.

So I don't know if I'm gonna stop. I think

I'll stop for today for trading. I'm back

over £6, so total loss £6.50 down to

£6.02. What's that as a percentage?

I think it's 8%.

No, it's 7%.

It's about

7%. So I lost 7% today. Not too bad.

Not great though.

It's all traveling traders' fault. I was

following his trade and then he got it

wrong and it made me lose like 50 pence

because I was going short. And then he

comes online and he's like, hey guys, I'm

going long. And then he was wrong. And

then I was right, actually.

Yeah. So what was I saying? Yeah, it

rained all day yesterday and

had 100 parcels to deliver and I only made

about £50. So that's rubbish, isn't it?

It took me about 3 hours as well, so it's

like £15 an

hour. I mean, it's not bad if you look at

it at that— in that way.

Did losing 50p ruin your day? Well, yeah,

because I'm trying to become a profitable

trader. If I lose, keep losing every day,

then I'm never going to become— oh, now

it's still going down.

Should I go back in?

No, no, no, no. Oh boy, I'll stay out.

Yeah, so what was I saying? Uh, it was

raining all day yesterday. Everything got

soaked. And then,

yeah, I got told off by that stupid woman.

And then I got an Amazon package today.

The guy didn't knock on the door, and I

thought, that's so nice, just leave it in

front of the door and go away, and I'll go

and pick it up later. But then you've got

all these stupid old grannies whining. I

get so many negative complaints because I

don't knock on the door. And they're like,

oh, you didn't bother to ring the

doorbell. Well, you didn't bother to check

your email for the notification saying it

was delivered. Or a lot of these people

have cameras outside of the house and

they're like, I saw you. The only reason I

knew you came is because I saw you on the

camera. Well, if you saw me on the camera,

why does it matter if I didn't ring?

Because you saw me anyway. That's the

whole point of having a camera, isn't it?

So you can see what's happening. I don't

understand what the problem is. Like, if

you saw me, then why would I have to need

to knock? I want to get

some Japanese rice wine when that's

finished. I need to finish this. Look,

halfway. I might get some

rice wine. I actually like rice wine more

than whiskey.

I mean, whiskey's okay, but it's not

exactly easy to drink. It's like really

burns. I do like the flavor after

you swallowed it, but when, when before

you've swallowed it, it burns.

It doesn't go down smoothly. Rice wine

goes down nicely. It's like when you drink

rice wine, the entire drinking experience

is enjoyable. The smell, the feeling

in your mouth, the swallowing bit, and the

aftertaste. With whiskey, the smell is

nice, But the bit when it's in your mouth

and when you're swallowing it, it's not

enjoyable. It burns,

and then it also makes you cough like

that. Fuck's sake, it's still going down.

Shouldn't have exited.

Soju. Yeah,

soju is like umeshu,

isn't it? The plum wine. I didn't like

umeshu when I tried it because I was

younger then. Maybe I like it now. No,

I'm not gambling. I'm a day trader.

There's a difference. Because I'm taking

calculated risk. Risk.

Um, yeah,

so today's exciting news is I fell over

and I hurt my knee. And that woman

who scolded me, she ain't getting her

parcels no more. Haha,

that's what you get for lecturing me.

I feel like maybe next time if I see

people standing outside chatting, I won't

deliver it, and then when I come back

around, I'll deliver it if there's no one

there. I really hate

it when you get confronted.

I just want to dump the parcel and go to

the next place. I don't want to talk

or interact or get told off. I don't care

if— why don't you just get a parcel box

like everyone else does? Put a little box,

write parcels on it, and then I'll put it

in the box. Then you won't have to need me

to press the stupid doorbell, idiot.

Maybe I'll give her a parcel. I'll just

get one of my old Amazon boxes and I'll

put parcels and I'll put it by her door.

What if I just do this? What if I just

don't listen to what she says and I do the

same thing again? And then she'll be like,

I thought I told you last time, ring the

doorbell. Shut up.

I don't wanna ring your stupid doorbell.

Got 100 parcels to deliver. I'm not

standing here ringing your doorbell. Oh my

god, the market's still going down. Ah, I

shouldn't have exited.

So annoying. Could have made back all my

Just wondering if I should get back in or

not. Stay out. How was work today? I only

had 50 parcels. It took me about—

it only took about an hour and a half.

That was so quick and I didn't have any

weird addresses.

Yeah, I saw another guy delivering for

Amazon, so we were like passing each other

and he was, he was driving this, I think,

hybrid Toyota Prius.

And I saw him, he had an Amazon Flex

jacket on.

Lame. Imagine doing gig work and then you

get this special jacket for the company

you're working for, like a suck-up. It's

like those people doing Uber Eats and they

get like this— you get the special Uber

Eats bag, like they're proud of working

for Uber Eats.

Loser.

Actually, I want to go long the market

if it gets down to these levels, back to

last Friday's lows.

I reckon that's a long.

Last Friday's lows, I reckon

that's where it reverses because look how

much it's gone down.

It went down nearly 2%

today.

I reckon it goes down a tiny bit more and

then it reverses at the previous

low of Friday because that would be the

next key level, wouldn't it?

Unless it goes down to the next level,

which would be— I don't even

know what that low is.

It was the 3 PM low.

I think it was the middle of the night.

Yeah, 1 AM in the morning.

Yeah, I'm gonna put in an order.

I'm gonna go long at I

don't even think that's the same number as

what people usually use.

Where's my phone?

Sublime.

520. I go long at 520 on

the SPY.

I think a tiny sip of whiskey is good for

Oh God, it's already bouncing hard.

It didn't, it didn't fill in my order.

I placed my buy order too bit too low.

Hot damn, look at it go. Was that the

Drunken trading. I'll, I'll make

a trading channel called The Drunken

Trader.

Imagine I make better decisions when I'm

Yeah, the video about, um, what's that

guy's name? Sleep When You Think. God, I

hate his channel name. I can never say it

right. Such a boring name for a channel.

Think Before You Sleep. What a stupid

name. I mean, who doesn't think before

they sleep? Everyone thinks before they

sleep. So why would you tell people to

do something everyone's already doing?

Who thinks when they're sleeping? Such a

dumb channel name. Yeah, the video didn't

really do well. I don't know, his, his one

got 150k views last time I checked. I

guess he's not as famous as Toki Tom.

The Toki Tom video got a million views.

His one's only got 150k so far, so the

response video is not going to do as well.

Unless his also goes viral.

Am I wearing the new socks? No, cuz I

already changed my sock. I had a foot spa.

I got a plastic tub so I can have like

a foot spa. I put— I

boil a whole kettle of water and then I

add 3 bottles of Huel cold water. Not the

actual Huel, but I use the Huel flask and

I had 3 bottles of cold water and

it was just the right temperature. And

then I changed my socks.

But yeah, they look like good socks.

I'm looking forward to having the banana

Minion drink. That was so good. I think

for dinner I'm gonna have spaghetti with

the pasta sauce that the other guy got me.

And put beans in it with some Spam. I'm

having Spam and beans every single day. I

don't know if that's good for me or not.

I still haven't gone shopping for

groceries. I said I was going to do it on

the 15th, that was yesterday, but I

haven't because I've got so many beans and

Spam and those packets of rice which will

last— probably gonna last me for the rest

of the month. I don't know, although the

problem is I'm gonna run out of milk,

which means I'm gonna have to go to the

supermarket. Unless I can just— maybe I

just switch to black coffee. I used to

drink black coffee and then I— yeah, I

drank black coffee for about

5 years and then I stopped drinking black

coffee when I met Chihiro because we got

the coffee machine and then I was having

like those, um, coffee pod things with

milk. And then I thought, I'm never going

back to black coffee again. Maybe I can go

back to it. It's just so bitter, it takes

a lot of getting used to.

Yeah, the food donos are really good. I

don't have to buy any food, although I

have a few problems. So when I thought I

was gonna ditch this place and go back to

my mum's house I cancelled my council tax

payments. I blocked it. And then I

realized— then I had a fight with my mum

and I thought, I'm gonna stay here

actually. So I reset— set up my direct

debit again. But this time I chose to only

pay twice a year. Every— so that's you pay

6 months all at once twice. So I'm

gonna pay £740 all at once.

On May 1st, which is gonna suck,

but it's gonna mean I won't have to pay

council tax anymore for the next 6 months,

which should be good. It's just gonna be

like a big hit financially. So in

2 weeks, I'm gonna have to pay rent plus

£700 council tax all at once,

and I think I need to buy another new

tyre. So yeah.

So much for getting out of overdraft. I'm

gonna nearly get out of overdraft at the—

nearly the end of this month, and then I'm

just gonna get straight back into it

beginning of next month. So it's like I

just can't get out of overdraft. At the

end of the month, I need to get out of it,

and then next month starts, and then I'm

straight back into it. And then I'll get

out of it hopefully more, but I don't

really think I will.

Depends. I think the end of May I might

start getting out of it, but not staying

out of it, but I'll be in less of it in

the beginning of June. This is really

tough. I mean, I am making more money than

my expenses, but I front-run my expenses

so much that that it's really

hard to get out of the overdraft.

According to my calculations, it won't be

until 2.5 months until I get out of the

overdraft and stay above getting

into the overdraft. It's just annoying

because if I max out my overdraft, it's

costing me about £1.20 a day in

interest. So if I stay in it for a month,

it's going to cost like £30 to £35 a month

to stay out of the overdraft.

There's so many food things I want to buy.

I want to buy cinnamon powder. I'm gonna

buy kimchi. I need to buy more flour. The

flour has been a lifesaver. That bag of

flour, I've made so many pancakes and

cupcakes out of it. I never knew how

good a bag of flour is. I thought it was

just like white stuff, tastes like

nothing. God, you can make so— you can

even make flatbread. I haven't tried

making flatbread, but I might try. I've

just always preferred to make the pancake.

Yeah, the bag of flour is incredible.

Without the flour, uh, I would have had to

cave and go buy food, and it lasts so long

as well. I made all these pancakes, like

Spam and onion pancakes.

Make kimchi yourself? Well, you gotta

ferment it for ages.

Yeah, I want to try making flatbread at

some point because then I think

I might be able to make my own pizzas but

no yeast. Do you need yeast for pizza? I

thought yeast was for bread. I can make

like a weird flatbread pizza maybe.

Yeah, so just get flour, mix it with

water, chuck in some garlic powder and a

bit of salt, some oil, and then you can

fry it into a pancake or knead it into

dough and then make like a frat bread.

Make naan. Yeah, that looks good.

And then you could also make noodles, but

I need sodium bicarbonate. To make it

chewy, I think. So you can

make noodles and then you cut it into

strips and you kind of like stretch it.

But I need baking soda.

And then I mean, I got spaghetti, so I

don't really need to make noodles. Make—

get a noodle press. Yeah, I saw them.

They, they press it and then they put it

through this machine, but you can also

just chop it And then stretch it

and make handmade noodles.

So I think the trick to saving money with

food is don't buy food that's already

made, only buy ingredients and then make

it yourself. So I think maybe bread's also

expensive because it's like £1.50, nearly

£2, and you only get a loaf of bread that

lasts you about a week.

Whereas you could probably spend less

money on a bag of flour and that would

last you a month.

So I found out the secret magic of flour.

It can make so many things and the

pancakes are great. I've been having Spam

and onion pancakes every day.

Very minimal ingredients needed.

And then I made some cupcakes, but they

keep sticking to the cup.

So I want to buy— yeah, I was going

to buy liver and onions. Definitely onions

are really good as well. Cuz they last

forever. Get 3 big onions. I'm going to

get onions and then

I need another bag of flour. I want some

cinnamon powder for my cupcakes and also

raisins.

I might get a carton of eggs. Eggs are

pretty good. I might get a bigger carton,

like 12 eggs.

God, I haven't had crisps or chocolate in

ages. I miss crisps. I miss Pot Noodle.

I might get some Pot Noodle.

My electric bill is going to be expensive

too. It says £130 for the next payment.

It looks like the market's bouncing

slightly above where I want to get long.

I might adjust it.

It's not triggering my buy order.

Oh, it's going to trigger it. Oh, it

nearly triggered it. Oh, oh,

I'm triggered. I'm in, I'm in, I'm in the

long for the SPY.

I'll put my spot— my stop

loss at 35

pence loss.

Take profit.

Yeah,

I put it there.

I'm expecting the market to, um,

go up tomorrow.

I just need to make sure I don't get

stopped out. Before tomorrow,

because tomorrow's the last trading day of

the week. Friday is, I don't know, some

kind of holiday.

His smile lines are coming in.

Yeah, yeah. I remember

Chihiro used to do this thing where she

would look in the mirror and she would

give her a facelift. She'd give herself a

facelift like that.

And I thought, that's kind of sad when you

get to that age where you start missing

how you used to look and you realize your

face is drooping. What if

you just get super glue and you put it

here and then you pinch it in?

Or they start getting these things like

the rolling thing. People start resorting

to all kinds of madness, and then you get

the completely crazy people, they get

Botox and fillers. Like, look at that

Simon Cowell. He completely wrecked his

face.

Yeah, it's sad. My face used to be

so small. I remember when I was 20 and I

went to Japan for the first time,

everyone kept telling me I had such a

small face and I was like, okay.

You look at my older videos, you can see

my face was so much smaller. It was like

my mouth looked really big relative

to the face.

Ditch the boyish look at some point.

Yeah, but I like my hair.

I would just look so weird if I just got a

buzz cut. All my softness

would go and I'd look like a melted

Malteser.

I checked my compost patch today. There's

weird little balls in it.

Are those seeds? I'm interested

to see if anything grows in it. It is kind

of cool. I just dumped a load of

nitrogen-rich compost— compost— onto

my garden in a little patch, and I chucked

a bunch of tomato and green pepper seeds

into it,

and I'm wondering if anything's going to

grow in it. And there's also these weird

little flowers growing in the garden.

There's like a bunch of weeds with yellow

flowers coming out of it, but there's also

some little purple flowers sprouting.

I don't know what that is. I think my

garden is just gonna end up covered in

weeds. What am I expected to do though?

I can't mow it because it's all gravel.

What, am I supposed to go around plucking

it all out? I don't really know what I'm

supposed to do really.

I'm so sick and tired of all the gravel

that these people here have. I fell over

today because I slipped on the gravel.

The gravel, it doesn't— I keep wheels

spinning in the gravel as well when I put

my foot down. This gravel

stuff, it is so loose, especially if

you're on a slope and you put a heavy foot

down onto it. I just slipped and I landed

on my knee and it hurt. Somehow I don't

have a bruise on my knee. If I cut the

grass at the front of my house, No, the

neighbor did it for me, which is nice.

And then I thought, is he gonna be mad

if I don't say thanks, or if I don't

sometimes do it for him? But then I guess

if you're him and you're mowing your half,

it would seem kind of petty to

not also mow the other half since you've

already got your mower out. But then also

it's not his responsibility,

so why would he? I'm getting very

conflicted, confusing emotions about it.

There's like a little patch of grass in

front of the house that we're supposed to

maintain, but I don't— I can't mow it. I

don't have a mower. I don't want to go and

buy a mower.

That's like £100. Oh, my long is already

15 pence in the money.

I feel like maybe I should just take

profits and not hold it overnight. It's

just I think tomorrow the market's gonna

rip and I could make £2 instead

of just 30 pence. Hmm,

I don't know. Should I be greedy or be a

trader? Short-term profits.

God, I hate this OLED monitor. Keeps

trying to turn itself off. Keeps saying

entering screensaver mode in 5 minutes.

I don't want to go into screensaver mode.

Make stock trading tutorials where you BS

the entire time. Yeah, and then

I make a Discord where you gotta pay $100

a month. For my trade alerts.

Am I putting aside for taxes? No,

my taxes are only £700 to be paid next

January. It's a long time away.

Yeah, I should do a trade

alerts and then you just do the opposite

of me because then you're guaranteed to

Oh, look at my long. I'm up 20 pence

already.

You know what's worse than income taxes?

Council tax. Because it doesn't matter how

much money you make, you always have to

pay the same amount of income— I mean,

council tax. So for me, it's £145

a month. I get 40% discount for being

single, but still, it's quite a lot of

money. £1,000— it would have been £2,000 a

year. But I get the discount because I'm

alone. Um, so it's only £1,400 a

year, but that's still loads. Double the

amount of income tax I have to pay. Holy

shit, market's bouncing hard. I'm up 30

pence. I told you last Friday's

low would be the, um, the bottom.

嗯，我好傻。 Yeah,

and Barrick Gold went up to $21,

but then it sold off,

which would be good, but the problem is

because the dollar's weakening, it means I

get less money. So even if Barrick Gold

goes up to $21, in pounds it's not as much

money as I thought it was going to be back

a couple months ago,

which is kind of annoying.

So I thought if Barrick Gold hit $21, I

would have £5,000, but I don't. I've only

But the reason it's going up is because

the dollar's weakening, so it's kind of

weird, like a catch-22.

I have a wild idea. Okay, what is it?

Every delivery driver took a picture of me

in my boxer shorts when I opened the door.

Yeah, it happens sometimes to me when you

go to take a picture and the woman comes

out and she's got no trousers on and I'm

like, okay,

is it weird if I take a picture? Or they

act weird when I say, oh, I gotta take a

picture. They'll do a pose or something,

or they'll be like, "Oh, no one wants my

picture. They just want the pass." They

they always try and crack some joke, and

I'm like, "Ha ha ha ha! Just let me take

the picture, please." And sharp. You don't

have to make a joke about everything, you

What do you mean? I don't even exercise or

walk. Oh my god! I do like 10,000

steps every day with my delivery job.

Can't you see how much thinner my face

is compared to when I was in Thailand?

Actually,

look,

my jawline's back.

Yeah, I'm doing loads of calorie burning

exercise with my new job.

Running up and down, delivering parcels.

Sometimes you can't park very near to the

house, so I've got to then walk all the

way because the road, there's too many

people parked already. So I have to go

park further up the road and then I've got

to run back down to the house.

And then I do my push-ups and I do my

bicep curls, so I, I probably exercise

more than the average person does.

I saw this new woman at the depot today.

I never saw her before. I didn't see her

face, but she had quite a nice figure.

What number route was she doing?

'Cause I'll be a bit pissed if the manager

gives the route he said he was gonna give

me to someone else who's new. Do I check

the manager's old messages?

'Cause I haven't heard from him in like a

month. He talked all this big,

big game. Oh, I saw someone's message. I

should delete this message too.

March 17th.

Should delete all traces.

Okay.

I don't know, there's way less people at

the depot now since when I first started,

and apparently at the end of March there

were like a bunch of contractors who were

supposed to be getting booted,

and then there would be more, more routes

up for grabs, but then I didn't really

chase him for it. The other guy said I

should chase him, but I didn't really want

to because I kind of like doing my route

now. I don't want to do the route where

Sunny lives. Shit, I said her name.

Erase that.

I don't want to do the routes where I

don't want to go, is Yeah,

it's been, it's been 2 weeks now since I,

um,

went food shopping.

To be honest, I have mentally felt a lot

better since I stopped ranting

on stream. I feel

like I shouldn't have done that. I feel— I

don't know, I was like in a really

negative headspace and then I was getting

more and more angry and then I was just

like saying worse and worse things and I

felt like nothing— I would have just kept

doing that if nothing stopped me from

doing it. So I do feel a lot better now.

I guess I should not have— shouldn't

have— I mean, I wasn't going to do that.

The plan was I wasn't going to do that.

The plan was I was going to stay

respectful. But I don't know, I just got

more and more mad, especially when I got

drunk.

Rants we're getting or not. Yeah, I know,

it wasn't good.

It was pointless anyway, wasn't it?

Yeah, I have been feeling better, I think.

I have been. I mean, it does feel kind of

empty and lonely sometimes. And then

sometimes you suddenly get like a random

flashback where it's like it stabs you in

the chest and then you just got to breathe

and think, keep, keep your eyes on the

money, focus.

But it feels— I feel more stable mentally.

Like I feel as if I'm not going to go into

a deep spiral Again.

It's like the stock market crashed and

then it's just consolidating, making

higher highs. I gotta make higher highs,

higher lows, because I was just

crashing out almost every week.

It was really like damaging my mental

health.

When will I make up with my mum? I don't

know, I blocked her.

Whoa, I'm up 40 pence!

I've made back all my losses of the day.

I'm back at £6.50.

I don't know if I take profit soon. I

really want to get to £7. If I can get £7,

I'll take profit because

I've just— I have not been able to get

back up to £7.

I started off with £20. I'm at £6.50 now.

So what happened was I started it at £20

and straight away it dropped down to £18,

and then I kind of had a strategy and I

was trying to stick to it, but then I kind

of blew it. And I started getting mad and

revenge traded. And then I was like,

screw this. And I just randomly started

clicking until I went down from about £15

down to £4. And then I got desperate and

I started watching all these day traders,

day trading YouTube content.

I managed to get back from £4 back up to

about £6. Now I want to get from £6

to £8.

The goal is I need to get back to £10.

And then from £10 to £20.

£100 premium Discord's paying off.

Yeah. Although he kind of made me lose

money today. But then he made, he, he went

live today, but on YouTube, not on the

Discord. And he, um, he was shorting the

Jerome Powell speech. So I shorted with

him. And he made me back some money.

It is kind of funny when he like announces

this alert saying, guys, I've identified

a bullish unicorn pattern with SMT

divergence and he like posted with such

confidence and then it doesn't work. And

then he's like, guys, I exited the trade.

It didn't work. And I'm like, oh, fuck's

sake. I thought you were a pro.

It's a bit embarrassing when you're like

following the pro and then he gets it

wrong. Like, I get secondhand

embarrassment because I like the guy and

I want him to succeed, but then sometimes

I think you'd make more money if you just

copied me but did the opposite of what I

No, what he does is he'll post like an

alert on Discord saying that he entered a

trade and then he'll explain why.

Is my OnlyFans active? Yeah. I'm not

really posting a lot on it because I'm

basically just going through my old

backlog first because I got a lot

of old stuff which was really good, which

I deleted. So now I've got to like try and

find it all again through old messages and

stuff like that and then clip it.

And then slowly put that out. I'm thinking

maybe I'll put out a couple posts

a month. I don't want to

post all at once. I want to like slowly

drip tease it out. And then once I've run

out of old back catalog, I guess I'll make

It's already made $300 this month and

I've only got 15 members on it.

A girl I know is interested in you and

messaged you on Instagram. I think I know

who you're talking about. Does she have

orange hair? Oh wow, it's like security.

Yeah, it's active. It's just I can't link

it because YouTube is stupid now.

Why does she look a bit like a cross

between Mila and Yuno here? Yeah, she

What are my plans after I paid off my

debts? Hmm,

I don't know. It's just I feel like

getting out of debt would feel so good.

The plan would be to stay out of debt, I

guess. Keep my income streams up.

To focus on making YouTube content,

streams interspersed with videos.

I don't know what it's like. I mean,

imagine you were out of debt and you could

use some money to do something. What would

you do that wouldn't be

wasting it?

I'm thinking I buy 10 bags of

nitrogen-rich compost and I turn my garden

into a vegetable patch, and then I get

infinite free vegetables.

How about that?

I just buy like a load of seeds and I just

scatter them into the compost.

Infinite free food glitch. And then I take

the seeds and from the vegetables and I

replant them. Or do it the natural way.

You eat the seeds and then you shit them

out into the garden. And then you've—

you're basically planting the seed encased

in a nitrogen-rich turd.

That's how it was supposed to be.

That's the whole point of seeds. Seeds are

embedded in the tasty fruit or vegetable.

The animal eats it. He poops it out. The

seed is now inside like a nitrogen-rich

lump of poo, which is the ideal growing

situation. That's the whole

point of vegetables and fruit.

Vegetables are grown out of poo.

And then farmers— you think it's not true?

I mean, look at what farmers do. They

spread fertilizer all over the fields.

Vegetables use the poo to grow. You're

basically eating poo when you eat a

vegetable. Where do you think all the— how

do you think they grew the cells that make

the colors and the tastes? From the poo?

I make my own fertilizer. We wash the

vegetables. No, you can't. The entire— the

actual cells of the vegetables are made

from poop.

I make my own compost and sell it at the

farmer's market.

Half Asian guys. Nitrogen-rich diarrhea

in a bag. Who's going to buy it?

Yeah, I love the idea of turning the whole

garden into a wheat field as well, and

then I could mill my own flour, but it's a

lot of work. It takes ages to grow wheat.

I don't think it's worth it.

Oh, check my trade. Oh my God,

I'm— oh, it just hit my take profit.

Ah, I just got £1 profit.

It just stopped me out. I mean, it

triggered my take profit.

Oh my God, I just had the worst day day

trading today and now I'm up 60 pence.

My total account is at £7.10.

The market's probably gonna still keep

ripping though. I didn't

really want to get stopped out there.

Oh, it's— oh my God, it's selling off now!

Damn, I somehow placed the take profit at

the exact point where it started selling

off. I just made £1.

Oh my God, how was that in percent? I went

from £6.50 beginning of the day, ended

£7.10.

That's an

8% gain.

No, 9% gain.

9% gain on today's trades.

Oh my God, that was, that was perfection.

I targeted last Friday's lows. I exited

at, I don't know, some random place in

the middle.

No, I was at £6.05

when I entered the long, and then I was up

£1, which took me up to about £7.10.

I'm a trading genius. Do you think

it's still gonna go up? God, market's

ripping. I told you.

I could have made £2 if it goes all the

way back up.

Well, don't want to be greedy.

It's so hard to control greed because

then you're like, oh damn, I could have

made more, and then you jump back into it

instead of just walking away.

Because this would— you would not want to

go long at this area. Make no sense.

God, that was such a good long.

I don't know what it was in percentages.

I don't know what my leverage is. It's

like Yeah,

my— I've only got £7 in my account,

but,

um, I don't really get it.

It seems like it's a different amount of

leverage. Stocks versus indices.

So with stocks, it seems like it lets me

trade as if I've got £35 instead

of £7, but when I trade the US 500,

it lets me use a value of £140.

Yeah, with stocks it's always about £35

divided by

7. So with stocks it's a 5 to 1 leverage,

and then with the indices it's a 20:1

leverage. Yeah, that must be it then.

That's the leverage amount.

Is it 1:5 or is it 5:1?

So it's a 1:20 leverage with indices and

it's a 1:5 with stocks trading CFDs.

I usually trade US 500.

Damn, I can't believe I made a pound.

That was a massive green candle. Look at

that candle, it was huge. And I got

in basically right at the bottom as well.

Perfect entry. Oh, it's selling off now.

I might have gotten the great exit as

well. I'm a genius.

Yeah, I'll probably leave it for today,

otherwise I'll be depressed if I lose it

all. Market's closed now anyway, isn't it?

9 o'clock.

I just— I can't believe how good that

trade was though.

Was it trade— was it luck or skill? I

think it was skill. I targeted Last

Friday's PM lows. I put in

a buy order. It triggered.

It was science. It was Fibonacci.

Okay, I just kind of copied what Traveling

Trader said, but whatever.

I also, I shorted it when the Jerome

Powell speech started, which made some

money. Seems like the market

goes down when he's speaking and then when

he stops speaking, it goes back up again.

It's so stupid. What even is the point

anymore? He didn't even

say anything interesting.

He was just like, if this happens, then we

may have to do this.

Um, but yeah, I think the overall big

picture is market's going to crash back

down to next support level would

be 2021 highs.

Yeah, 2021. So we already bounced off

near the 2021 highs. But I think what

everyone's saying is it will revisit 2021

highs and possibly

2023 lows,

but it could take a while to get down

there.

Yeah, I'm thinking of getting like an

inverse S&P 500 position for

a mid to long-term hold for

like 6 to 12 months.

Because if we can get back down to 2021

levels,

that'll be a 10% gain. And then if you get

a leveraged one,

I might— thinking of selling off some gold

and then getting the inverse SPY.

Daniel chickened out, won't talk about

relationships. I ranted every single day

for the last week about it and they got me

in trouble, or potential trouble.

My thoughts on Trump? Well, my gold

stock's doing really well thanks to Trump.

He's making gold go to the moon because

he's making everyone scared.

I hope he scares people more so my gold

goes up.

Yeah, I'm tempted to get in an inverse S&P

500. What have we got? Penny Stocks

Yeah, I feel like we talk more about

stocks now than what I used to talk about.

What even did I used to talk about?

Whining about not having a girlfriend or

something. I feel like money What

do you think makes you happier, women or

money? I don't know.

Money's pretty nice, but you can't shag

it.

But you can get a lot of nice stuff with

money, and you get dopamine hits

from money that I don't really get from

women.

Although sex is pretty nice.

I don't know what's nicer, getting a

massive win on the market or having a

massive nut in a vagina.

Hmm, they're both pretty nice.

Although if you've got no money, a lot of

women wouldn't be interested in you. And

also you're gonna be depressed because

you've got no money, so then women won't

want to be with you.

So I think you get the money thing sorted

first.

It's funny because if you turn the inverse

S&P 500 chart upside down, it looks

like the S&P 500 chart but reversed.

That's kind of cool.

Hmm. Oh, they've got all these new ETFs on

Freetrade they didn't used to have.

They've got a DAX German market 3x

short ETF.

Oh, they got a 3x FTSE ETF. They did not

have these. Oh, they got a 3x gold short

ETF. Oh, it's down 60%

this year. These are all new. I haven't—

oh, they got a NASDAQ 3x short ETF.

These weren't here

last time I checked.

Oh. They got S&P 500

3x short ETF.

I would get that over the inverse one I

usually got last time.

It's up 12% last 3 months.

God, if it goes back to 2021 levels,

that would be like a 60% gain.

Add that to my favorites.

Oh, they got all these short ETFs.

Long US dollar, short British pound ETF.

Ultra short income. What's that?

Oh, what? That's weird.

They got a natural gas daily short 3x ETF.

Interesting.

Yeah, I want to go short.

Everyone's saying SPY is going to go back

down to 2021 levels and that'll be the

next support line.

How much want to put in it? I probably

put— I probably sell £1,000 of gold and

then put £1,000 into shorting the SPY and

then look to hold that for 6 to 12 months.

I don't know when this recession is going

to happen. Do you think it's going to

happen this year or next year?

Because I think Trump wants a recession

because Because he wants bonds to go up.

Because he's like obsessed with bonds.

Because I think the only way America will

be able to pay off its debts is if it gets

other countries to buy its bonds.

They need to get the bond yields down by

engineering a recession.

Short SPY, go long bonds.

The debt will never be paid. Well, yeah,

but they, they have to like make their

monthly payments, don't they, or they

default. It's like credit card, you don't

have to pay the whole thing off all at

once as long as you make your monthly

Imagine America goes bankrupt. Imagine

what happened to the market. It would be

insane. God,

it's 9:00. I haven't even started making

dinner. I got to start before

it gets too late.

That's just been so— I've been looking at

the market all day. Definitely not

addicted. I could

walk away at any moment.

Hmm, yeah, I think it, it has kind of

stopped going up from where I took profit.

What's for dinner? I'm gonna have The

spaghetti.

Where's my cat? Where's the other camera?

Oh, oh, why has he got black bars on it

now? They want me to pay

for the premium version, but I will not.

Oh, it's getting cold now. Switch the