The sea tastes like piss

Let's see what it looks like out there.

It's 6:00 a.m. in the morning and it's

still pitch black. That's strange. I

thought it would at least— there would at

least be some sunlight, but I guess not.

Just darkness.

Hmm, Kenko Smooth. We got some

semi-skimmed milk.

Semi-skimmed milk. No, it says

semi-skimmed. I don't really understand

what semi-skimmed means.

And we got some sugar. Sounds like a good

combination.

I wasn't able to go back to sleep, so I

ended up staying up. It's now 6:50.

And what time is it? It's, uh, 6:50.

Yeah, my dad said he's gonna go down for

breakfast at 7 AM, so hopefully I

can catch him on the way out. So I'm

starving. I haven't had anything to eat

since last night. And usually I'm really

hungry at this time. Usually I've just

finished work. Usually I finish work at 6

AM and then I get something to eat from

work, like a sausage sandwich or bacon

sandwich. I'm just starving right now.

An irritating thing about the bathtub is

the plug doesn't fit properly in the hole.

It's not like 100% sealed, so There's

water leaking out of the bath the whole

time, so you have to have a quick bath,

otherwise the water just slowly

disappears. Maybe they designed it that

way so you don't spend too much time in

the bath. It's really bad design. How hard

is it to make— to make a plug that fits in

the plug hole? But it was really nice

having a bath. I haven't had a bath for

such a long time. It was like 2 years ago

the last time I had a bath. It's so

relaxing, but I can't stay in it for long

because the water's so hot. After about 7

minutes, I end up wanting to get out.

So I'm not really the kind of person who

just likes to have a really long bath. I

just can't— I can't stand hot

water for too long. It just— it makes

me really tired and it like drains me.

It's funny, I'm talking like having a bath

is such a luxury when back in my house we

have 2 baths that I never use. Maybe I

should start having baths again. They're

pretty nice. Not sure if they're up yet.

I guess we could check. It's kind of hard

to open the door when I don't have any

hands.

No sign of anyone.

I guess you could go knock on the door. I

heard a door open. I'm not sure if it's my

parents.

No one.

No sign of anyone. Starting to get bright.

The sky looks kind of depressing. I can't

tell if it's really overcast or if it's

just dark.

Why are there cars over there? We're on

the 3rd floor of a hotel.

Strange. Why aren't they opening

the door? Did they already go down for

breakfast? I've been waiting outside my

door for half an hour and I didn't hear

anyone go past. No?

Text her what? Go for breakfast.

Yeah, so awful. It's so ugly outside.

The outside's so ugly. What is your Wi-Fi

number? Dude,

why does she say so?

Why he won't pick us by the lift?

Scary. It's so posh.

I think this is where breakfast is. Food,

I suppose, gets a bit spoiled. It's not

many people here. It's Friday. Everybody

goes home. Well, we can just sit.

Photo will come out in a minute.

The food,

lots of tea.

You got Where's

the orange juice? Yeah, over there.

Where?

It's so small.

Daniel, so little. Why is mine so little?

Come, you got so much. Get some more over

there. Well, try eating that first.

Oh, he's going nuts. I know. I hope

nobody else wants to be here. We'd be

crammed in. I think we're overheating. Oh

no, it's 8 people max. Why are we going

up? You can't get 8 people in here.

8. How can I possibly get 8 people in

this thing? This is embarrassing.

5 of us in. You could get 6 in here.

Fat lady here. Put fat lady here.

It's the mirror that does The

sea. The clouds are really weird, they

look really dramatic. Is that the pier

Not so rocky. You know, you know the place

we went? No sunbathers today.

Sand. It's a sandy beach, not like the

weird stone pebble beach we went to last

time. It's, uh, Bournemouth Beach.

It's not very good weather. It's just

really cloudy. The clouds are really

weird, like it's gonna rain. Look at that.

Is that chicken? No, it's a bird. Huh?

Crows. There's loads of crow footprints on

Look at

the water.

The water comes in— whoa, look at this

wave! It's so noisy.

The water comes in so far.

Yeah,

look at the waves.

Oh, oh, oh, shit!

You nearly got me. You nearly got me,

C.

The sky looks very intimidating.

I don't know why it's always me and my mum

that come down to the sea, to the beach.

My dad, my sister, and her boyfriend,

they always stay up there. It's like

they're afraid of the water or something.

Why would you come to the seaside and not

come right up to the water? What's the

point? It's a massive bird.

Go walk down this pier, but they charge

£1.10 just to, just to let you walk down

it. A pound just to walk down the bloody

pier. Interesting. I wouldn't pay a pound

just to walk down there.

These places always seem really lonely.

UK beaches, it's like it feels all run

down and abandoned, like no one really

comes here. I guess not many people do

come here in the winter when it's freezing

cold. Oh, look behind me, there's no

one there. Over here, no one.

It's just like a bit abandoned.

Feels kind of strange. I don't know if you

can hear me very well. The sea's very

noisy. I thought this would be a good

place to make a video because there's not

many people and it's very nice to look at,

but the waves are just so loud.

I'm not sure if you can hear me very well.

I guess we'll see later.

There's a little dog.

Are you getting bored of seeing waves yet?

I think I've taken too many videos of the

waves crashing. It just looks so nice.

It's so nice to film. So relaxing.

Look, it's so salty. I just tasted

it. Where is it?

Look,

it's so salty. Why is the sea

so salty? It's disgusting. I don't

understand how fish are able to live in

the ocean when it's so salty. How come

they don't just dry up? How come fish

aren't naturally salty when you eat them?

You eat fresh fish and it's not salty,

isn't it? It just, it just tastes like the

sea, tastes like fish. You have to add

your own seasoning, your own salt. I don't

understand it. How come they're just not

salty anyway? Because they spent their

whole lives in a salty ocean.

I don't understand about the ocean. I just

can't believe how salty it was. People say

you shouldn't drink seawater if you're

really thirsty because it'll just kill

you. Now I know why. I didn't know it was

that salty. I knew it was a little bit

salty, but the salt concentration is just

insane. Anyway, I think we're leaving.

Well, my family's leaving. My family don't

come down to the beach. They always just

sit, sit behind me over there. I'm the

only one who comes up to the water. But

why would you come to the beach and not go

up to the water? What's the point? It's

like going to the cinema and then not

going in to watch a show. Look at

this. You see this little helicopter over

there? I tried sitting in it Because I

thought it'd be funny. Stupid old guy came

out and said, don't sit, don't sit in the

rides. What's the point in having a ride

if you're not allowed to sit in it? Yeah,

I know it's for children, but if an adult

is going to break it by sitting on it,

then I don't really think it's safe for

children, is it? Street food corner. This

is all they have— wood-fired pizza. This

is the only thing they have on street food

corner. That's kind of depressing. Over

here we have some kind of medieval

contraption for catapulting people into

the sea, I guess. I look so

tall. I don't understand.

Look, the moon's up, up there. Why the

moon so powerful control the water? It's

called gravity. £12.50 for a balloon

ticket. Senior citizens £9.50.

They might get a heart attack. Senior

citizen get heart attack in blue.

Look, Health Online.

It's a restaurant called the Slug and

Lettuce. Sounds delicious.

Female dark brown tabby cat who has been

missing from Bingham Road since 21st of

September. It's now the 21st of October.

Sorry to say, but I'm pretty sure Bella is

not coming back.

It looks like it's upside down. I'm sure.

Okay,

okay.

That's fine. Thanks very much. Thank you.

All on my own. Everyone else is

downstairs. Where's room 15?

Look at this

place. Look at this place.

Look at this room.

It's not a bad room. Got 2 beds.

Not that I need 2 beds, but okay.

Got a wardrobe.

Got a lovely view of the rooftop.

It's not— it's not as good as the last

hotel. Let's have a look around.

What's behind this door? Oh, we've got

a nice shower. No bathtub, that's a bit of

a shame. I was enjoying the baths.

Toilet, mirror.

It's very nice actually. The building

looks kind of old, but the inside looks

quite nice. Hey look, the TV is LG,

just like my phone.

Life's good. Let's see what they've given

us. Oh, they've given us a lot of milk, a

lot of coffee. They gave us biscuits! The

last hotel didn't even give us any

biscuits. They even gave us shortbread

mini biscuits. How generous. Let's see

what's in here. Hair dryer.

Nothing. Nothing.

Nothing. What's this? Dear guest, on

behalf of the entire team here— I'm not

going to read this whole thing. There's a

little lamp.

So you might be wondering where we are.

We're in Cornwall. I don't know why we're

in Cornwall, but We're here. It took, it

took almost 4 hours to get here by car.

It was such a horrible journey. It was so

long and my ass

was so painful the whole time. It was so

uncomfortable. I think I fell asleep for

like an hour. I'm not sure.

I don't really know why we're here, to be

honest. I think we're gonna go to see the

Eden Project. I don't know what that is.

There's, there's no sea nearby.

There doesn't really seem to be much

around here. It's just like a quiet little

village. I'm not sure what we're gonna do

this evening. It does feel very secluded,

like we're in the middle of nowhere.

Feels kind of strange because we just came

from Bournemouth, which is this big Like a

bigger town.

And now we're here. I don't

really know why we're here. I wouldn't

really want to come here. It's not my

choice. It wasn't my decision. I guess

we'll see, see if there's anything

interesting here. I don't really like the

decoration too much. It kind of feels like

my grandmother's room. Look at it. It's

like flowery wallpaper,

these old-fashioned shaded lamps. Even the

curtains look really old. They're really

old-fashioned. Look at this room.

It's like— it feels like I'm visiting my

grandparents' house. I'm looking outside.

It kind of looks like a ghost town, like

it's abandoned. There's no people.

It's so dead. I don't know why they put

this place is like dead town. Hotel here.

I don't know. And this is expensive. Our

room seventy two thousand. It's like

there's nothing here.

It's kind of like stepping back in time.

So we've gone back in time 50 years. It's

so old. All the buildings are so old.

There's nothing modern here. There's

nothing modern about this place at all.

It's like we're in some kind of historical

museum.

Spar delivers the food to my workplace.

It's freezing. It's so cold. It's so cold.

Old telephone box. Yeah, they even got one

of those old British red telephone boxes.

You don't see those anywhere. They're just

so old. People just don't use telephone

boxes anymore. Everyone have— everyone has

their own mobile phones.

Awkward. It's like no one lives here. All

the houses are just dark. They just— they

all look like they're abandoned buildings.

It's like no one lives here. It's like a

ghost village. I think I'd hate to live

here. I'd just be so— you see, I didn't

see that man walking past. I was just

saying I would hate to live here and it's

so depressing, and then a local guy just

walks past. That's not awkward.

It smells funny. We're back

from dinner. Um, the walls here

are really thin, so I can't really use a

loud voice. You're gonna have to turn

up your volume. Tomorrow we're going

to the Eden Project. I still don't really

know what that is. That was the whole

reason why we stayed here, because this

was the closest place nearby that had a

decent hotel.

I don't really like those little pub inns.

The food was really good and it was nice

inside, but there's just so many people

and they cram you in so closely. We had

like this couple next to us and the guy

was non-stop talking. He never shuts up.

He never stopped talking. It was so

irritating. And I don't like strangers

being able to listen to what I'm talking

about, which is kind of ironic because I

make YouTube videos. I just don't feel

comfortable having food, eating a meal and

have strangers right next to me. It feels

like I'm being restricted, like I can't—

like I'm being oppressed.

I can hear everything that's going on in

this hotel. The walls are so thin.

I think I'm gonna go to sleep now. See you

tomorrow.