life in Japan updates [F3WLoGrcK_I]

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Are you okay, Daniel?

Yes, I'm good.

Thanks for asking.

Oh damn, it's sunny today.

Something wrong with my shoes.

The right shoe behind the heel bit,

there's like a bit of the shoe poking out.

And I can't flatten it out, so I put a

piece of cardboard so there's a flat

surface for my heel to rub against instead

of rubbing against the bit that's sticking

out.

I don't know what's wrong with my shoe.

I think when I forced my feet in, it kind

of bent the inside part of the heel bit

down a little bit.

It feels nice with the cardboard in it.

I'm about to super glue it in there.

Oh wow, thanks LA Knight.

Hi Daniel, did you miss your friend LA

Knight?

Yeah,

hope you all miss me.

We're moving.

Where?

It's very sunny today.

I put on sun cream,

not sure if it's strong enough though.

God, it's sunny and windy.

Can the weather get any worse?

I don't get why it's so windy all the time

as well.

It's like a hurricane.

Yesterday it was like a hurricane all day,

non-stop wind.

Didn't want to go outside because it

looked not very nice.

My whole body was aching yesterday too

from all the cycling and the walking.

I do these streams and I walk a lot, and

then it takes me like 2 days to recover.

My feet were still aching.

Where are you going today?

Um, go to the river and then walk up the

river a bit.

Don't really know what else to do anymore.

I can't be bothered going into Osaka.

There's nothing there.

It's just Umeda and Dotonbori.

Getting kind of bored of this lifestyle.

I've only got one month left.

One, uh, one month and a few weeks, I

think.

Oh wow, thanks.

What would you do if a sushi log is there?

Will you be looking at his nice bum again?

Yeah.

Yeah, sure.

Dotonbori,

great place to go if you want to get stuck

in a massive crowd of people and then buy

takoyaki.

Yesterday I did my laundry

and I bought sushi and toothpaste.

Very exciting.

So I'm all cleaned up.

Do

you have animosity towards Essex Girl?

Uh, I don't know if people really care

about Essex Girl anymore,

but I had to block her yesterday because

she was annoying.

Something very weird going on with her.

And some of the Discord members,

which made me feel a bit sad.

Didn't think she was like that.

I thought we had a special connection, but

then she's like, I don't know, fooling

around with my Discord members, which is

kind of gross.

So I'm cutting all ties with her.

So I was chatting to her yesterday,

nothing really interesting, and then

suddenly I get this big message from her

saying, hey, it's her man, you better stop

threatening her or else I'm gonna track

you down and beat you up.

So I don't know if that was her or if it

was like some guy she lives with on her

computer She says it was her cousin

messing around on her computer,

so I don't really know what the real

explanation was, but I got kind of

annoyed.

I don't really like to be threatened with

physical violence like that, so I just

block or ban people if they say that

stuff.

And apparently she's sleeping with some

guy on my Discord, which is really

disgusting,

and I shouldn't have let her join it in

the first place now that I know that.

Should have just said nope, sorry, it's

just guys only.

I'm not letting any more girls on my

Discord because they don't sleep with me

and then they just sleep with weirdos on

my Discord.

Imagine Not wanting to sleep with me, but

wanting to sleep with some weirdo on my

Discord server.

I don't understand it.

I'm like the most normal, decent guy on

the whole server, and they choose like the

weirdest freak

to do it with, and then they don't do it

with me.

That's what pisses me off.

So yeah, get fucking blocked or banned.

Bitch.

I'm like the most normal, well-grounded,

level-headed, decent guy.

Probably one of the best looking as well.

And I'm famous, but no, they don't want to

sleep with me.

Stupid Scottish girl.

Same as well with her.

Sleeps with some random guy called Alan.

Yeah, screw all them fucking idiots.

Imagine hooking up with some weirdo on an

incel Discord.

No, no standards at all.

Why don't you go on Tinder or Bumble, any

other dating app, and just find another

guy?

Why'd you have to sleep with my Discord

members?

I wouldn't mind if she slept with me too,

but she didn't sleep with me, but she

sleeps with my Discord members.

So insulting.

I didn't even threaten her.

They— the message said, if you ever

threaten or provoke her again, I'm gonna

track you down, beat your puny ass.

I never threatened her.

What are you talking about, stupid idiot?

So I'm done with her.

Biggest time waster in my life.

Ruined my marriage.

Probably still be married if it wasn't for

her.

I was in the UK for all of 2021 and 2022.

She had loads of chances to meet up with

me and she didn't.

Instead, she messes around with some

Discord weirdo.

So yeah, upset me, and this is what you

get.

Apparently she sleeps with some guy called

EDK, and this EDK guy, I saw him on Blood

Bucket's Twitter trying to get her to

contact him.

He's like some weirdo freak,

pretends he's rich and smokes cigars or

something.

Oh yeah, I don't think the sun cream is

going to protect me.

The sun is intense.

I need to get gloves.

Yeah, banned EDK as well.

Some weirdo.

I don't know if they're just roleplaying

or if he actually effs her, cuz she

doesn't seem to mind him saying that he

fucks her.

I don't know if it's like a weird roleplay

thing.

Uh, sometimes I just want to delete the

whole Discord server.

I wish I never had it.

I mean, most YouTubers don't have a

server.

Why do I have to have one?

Sometimes I wish I could get rid of it

all,

but I can't really because there's backup

servers and other servers with all the

same people on it anyway.

It's kind of meaningless.

She was at his house on voice chat.

Yeah, it's just weird.

I don't know why she want to meet up some

guy on my Discord server.

So weird.

I wouldn't want to meet anyone on my

Discord server,

and I'm a guy.

If I was a girl, I'd be even more creeped

out.

Discord drives your viewership?

No, it doesn't.

The Discord servers probably have a total

of 100 people at most.

It's like 100 if they— most of them don't

even watch my channel.

So even if it was all of them watching me,

it's like, oh wow, 100 views.

It's probably like 30 people at most that

watch my channel.

Most of them don't even know who I am.

I get people on my server and they're

like, who's Daniel?

And then I just ban them straight away.

Goddamn, the weather sucks today.

So bright.

Came out too early.

Should start getting darker in an hour or

two.

Yeah, I should make a private Discord for

members only,

and I'll figure out how to make sure the

link doesn't get leaked or something.

The link keeps getting leaked and then

people use it to invite other people.

I don't know how to stop that

because they'll get the link, the invite

link, and then they'll just copy it And

then post it somewhere.

Are you walking to Bloodbuggy's house?

No,

I just got back from hers a couple days

ago.

I'm not gonna go again so soon.

Had a nice bike ride on the way back from

hers.

On the way back from her house a couple

days ago, I had to go over these steps

These— this big staircase go over the

train track, and then as I was approaching

the other end, some stupid guy was just

sitting in the middle of the steps

manspreading.

I don't know if he heard me coming up, but

I just like slipped around him, and I

think I made him jump because after I went

past him, he was like talking in a loud

voice on the phone.

I thought he was yelling at me or

something.

He sounded like another one of these

yakuza chap guys.

Loud voice, rough sounding.

So annoying.

He's just sitting in the middle of the

steps.

How are people supposed to get by?

I swear, people here are so rude and

inconsiderate.

This place really sucks.

Everyone's like a chav or delinquent.

I never noticed it before.

I used to think, oh, this is a nice place.

Japanese people were so nice.

Ever since last year, I started to realize

the truth of what it's really like.

Did you know the biggest Yakuza crime

group is based in Kobe and Osaka, and they

have like 20,000 members?

Gotta be careful, you might accidentally

mess with the wrong person.

It's a rough place.

Yeah, all you people saying Japan was so

nice when I went, that's only because

you're white.

If you're white, yeah, you get special

treatment and people won't mess with you

and they'll be like, oh, welcome to Japan.

But they look at me because I look Asian

or Southeast Asian, they don't treat me

with the same respect.

They either think I'm Japanese so they're

rude to me, or they think I'm like

Southeast Asian.

Am I supposed to press this Fucking

button.

Oh my God,

it's not changing.

I never get treated with the same respect

white people get treated with.

I just get people being rude to me.

It's probably because I got Southeast

Asian looks.

They're rude as fuck to Asian people, but

they put white people on a holy pedestal.

That's what annoys me.

Japan's only nice to foreigners when

you're white, but if you're anything else,

like Indian or black or something,

or Southeast Asian looking, you get

treated badly.

So I am getting kind of jaded about Japan.

I'm just— I don't know why I'm getting so

many bad encounters with people here.

I'm really trying my best to, to not get

in trouble,

but it's so hard.

People are so damn rude.

I never encountered this kind of rudeness

in Thailand.

Maybe it's just this place.

Fukuoka seemed okay.

I think Fukuoka people seem more like how

the stereotype of Japanese people is.

Osaka is like kind of ghetto.

I don't think I'll come back to Osaka

again.

Next year I'll probably go to Tokyo.

I think I'm done with Osaka.

I don't like it here.

I'll go to Tokyo next month for a week

with my girlfriend and see what it's like

and then think about where I'd go to next

year.

Maybe Tokyo is better, I'm not sure.

Last time I lived in Tokyo was 2013,

but I never had problems in Osaka either.

It was only since last year I started to

realize

people rude and stuff.

Maybe I just didn't notice it when I was

younger.

Weird.

People cough and spit a lot too.

There's always old men just like hacking

up loads of cough phlegm.

Can't they just swallow it?

Okay, we're at the river and the

graveyard.

God damn, it's hot.

Well, the problem with Thailand right now

is they have this stupid festival called

Songkran where everyone just goes out onto

the streets and sprays each other with

water using water pistols and buckets.

I would not want— if I get sprayed by some

stranger, I'm gonna be pissed.

I don't know how that's fun.

I would just have to stay inside until

it's over.

I think last year I was in Japan, so I

missed it last year too.

So stupid.

How are you supposed to do anything?

Like, you're on the phone, you get sprayed

by a bunch of strangers, and then it

breaks your phone or something.

Then you've got to walk around wearing

goggles because you get sprayed in the

eyes.

Not fun.

I've never been in Thailand during April,

so I don't really know.

I'm guessing I would have to just hide in

the condo until it's over.

Look at all this litter.

Yeah, Japan's so clean.

Not.

Okay, we're at the river.

It's a beautiful day.

It's horrible.

Look how sunny it is, and it's so windy

too.

Going to get all burnt.

I just said it's a horrible day.

He really laughed and then that just came

past me.

I wonder if he understood me.

Sometimes you don't know if these people

have lived abroad, lived overseas or

something.

So windy.

Yeah, what if you're just trying to get to

work and do your day and then you Get

attacked by strangers with water pistols

thinking it's funny.

Oh my God, there's so many people.

The hell?

Entire school of kids.

Oh my God, got like 150 delinquents on my

back.

Uh, they're not

I mean, they're not high school kids,

they're like middle school.

They're okay.

Middle school kids are fine.

They're usually well behaved.

It's when they become high school kids is

when the trouble starts.

I don't mind middle school.

They're still obedient.

I don't know why humans, they just get

really out of control when they reach a

certain age.

Like 16 to 18.

I thought Japanese kids were well behaved.

Uh, they usually are.

The problem is when you've got like

teenage boys, high school teenage boys in

a group of 2 or more, that's when they get

annoying and loud

and boisterous.

I hope I can get down from here.

God damn, it's hot.

I don't know why the school brings all the

kids here.

Is it like a school trip?

What are they even doing here?

School trip to the river, learn about

nature.

Hopefully signal should be fine here.

Oh my God.

I thought that was a staircase.

How am I gonna get down?

I guess I just carefully walk down it.

I was gonna go down those steps, but

there's a bunch of school kids.

Imagine I walk past them, they were like,

YouTuber, YouTuber!

Oh my God, yeah, YouTuber, so fucking

what?

Big deal.

Maybe I'm just filming a video for my mum.

Doesn't mean I'm a YouTuber.

YouTuber all today.

The thing, if only the wind would stop

blowing, it'd be great.

Not a YouTuber.

It's like saying I'm a chef because I cook

my own dinner.

It's like saying I'm a tailor because I

did a bit of sewing to patch up a hole.

It's like saying I'm a football player

just because I kick a football.

Not like huge.

Ah, shelter.

Oh

my God.

Hmm, looks peaceful.

I got bad news.

You know the blood bucket and sunny

sleepover thing?

My girlfriend won't let me stay the night.

She said— so the, the conditions were She

will pay for the Tokyo hotels, but I'm not

allowed to stay the night for the Sunny

and Blood Bucket thing.

I can go, but I'll probably have to leave

in the evening.

She's scared we're gonna have like a

threesome or something.

As if.

Or she's scared Sunny's gonna sneak into

my room at night or something.

So I said, what if I just don't stay the

night?

And then she said okay.

And she'll pay for the hotel.

I think that's fine.

Sunny will have to stay with Blood Bucket

alone or go home as well.

I don't know.

I hope Blood Bucket doesn't get upset.

I'll probably just leave and then get a

bicycle home.

I don't really care about the last train.

I've biked home twice now from Blood

Buckets and I think I can remember the

road.

It's quite a nice bike ride as well.

You can go by the airport, see the planes

take off and land.

Uh, Blood Bucket or Sunny even attracted

to you?

I don't know.

Sunny always says she's not looking for a

relationship, and then Blood Bucket always

says she's a lesbian,

so I guess not.

A Hong Kong guy replied to me.

He said he'll be up for doing a stream.

I was worried maybe he hates me because I

said a lot of shit about him, didn't I?

But he seems cool with it.

He said he'll be back in Japan end of this

month, so I'm hoping we can do that before

the bloodbucking in sunny thing because I

don't know what else to do.

I think we go and get yakiniku, get food,

and then we can like get drinks and chat

about stuff.

If the chat and he wants to talk about you

know who, you can, but I can't say

anything.

But I'm not going to say don't talk about—

I mean, the police didn't say other people

can't talk about her, they just said I

can't talk about her.

So if you guys want to talk about her

That's nothing to do with me.

You can ask Hong Kong guy anything you

want.

Crap, it's all muddy here.

Yeah, I think it'd be fun.

I can say sorry, explain to him

that

I got kind of crazy with the YouTube fame

and stuff, let it get to my head.

I think he's a good guy.

He's not like malicious or backstabbing.

I think he was just trying to be a good

friend to both of us.

I mean, there's a lot worse than Hong Kong

guy.

I don't know why I hated him so much back

then.

I didn't hate him, I just found him kind

of annoying.

But I think he's okay.

Wow, the river.

And then gay guy.

I don't know about gay guy.

He just said he'll try and make it for

June, but I could probably go to Tokyo

first before my girlfriend gets here and

then do a preemptive, preemptive strike.

If he won't come to me, I'll go to him.

I don't know if he'll be up for doing a

stream.

I think he might be.

He seems pretty open-minded about it and

not all— I mean, he didn't tell me to take

the video down where I basically made him

sound like a rapist.

He just said sorry.

If I was him, I would have been like, oh

my God, Daniel, I didn't rape you, can you

take the video down?

So I put his face in it as well.

I thought he'd be mad if he found out.

Like, the guest house manager was mad and

he tried to get me to take it down.

Oh, hey Sunny.

I don't know if you heard earlier, but my

girlfriend said I can't stay the night for

the sleepover, but I can stay— I mean, I

can come.

She said if I don't stay the night,

because she doesn't like me going to Blood

Bucket's house actually, she said if I

don't stay the night, she'll pay for the

hotels in Tokyo.

What do you think?

I'll stay.

Kind of late because I'll just get a

bicycle home.

I don't mind getting a bike home and

missing the last train.

She thinks something's gonna happen during

the night.

That would never happen, right?

Well, I have to make compromises.

That's what relationships rely on, give

and take.

She doesn't like me staying at Blood

Bucket's house.

End the stream, then come back to Blood

Bucket's house.

No, I'll probably strain myself biking

home.

Wow,

I don't understand which way is the water

flowing.

It's flowing that way,

but down there it's flowing that way.

Weird.

I probably won't come then.

What?

Blood Bucket's not going to be happy.

Um,

so you wouldn't stay at Blood Bucket's if

I don't stay?

Hmm,

tricky.

Yeah, Thai

girlfriend is ruining your channel.

Eh, sometimes it do be like that.

Are these people just standing there doing

nothing?

What is he doing?

His job is to literally stand there and do

nothing.

How do I get a job like that?

I want to stand there doing nothing too.

Make $15 an hour.

He's guarding.

Guarding what?

I think he— I don't know if like a

construction truck comes, he waves them in

and out.

Weird.

There's nowhere to sit.

Can I sit on this slope?

I messaged you.

Okay, let me check.

Oh wow, thanks, irrelevant garbage.

Ah,

I see.

What else can I do here?

What if you got a hotel?

Maybe I could pay for the hotel.

Oh, thanks.

Clocks ticking, lock Sunny down before HK

guy steals her.

You can stay at my room in the guest

house.

American guy won't mind.

I'm going to Korea in 2 weeks.

Oh, nice.

I wonder if, um,

Hotel would be like probably ¥5,000 or

¥6,000.

Won't it piss her off if you pay for your

hotel?

I could say it's a business expense to

make the stream happen.

I mean, I'd probably make more than

whatever the hotel costs

if I streamed it.

I don't know why she's worried though,

because if we were gonna do it, we would

have done it already by now.

This sleepover thing wouldn't be like a

thing stopping us from doing it if we were

going to do it.

I don't know what the best solution is.

Livestream me sleeping, so I don't know,

I'm scared of being asleep with my stream

going.

God, it's hot.

I'm gonna get burned.

I don't know, I'm paranoid of something

happening whilst I'm asleep on the stream

and then

I get in trouble.

I don't know, like I start pulling down my

pants because it's happened sometimes.

I wake up, my pants just pulled all the

way down.

I don't even remember doing it.

I get like a very naughty dream and then

I start doing stuff.

Yeah, I don't know, it's tricky.

Wow, massive bird.

Oh,

my foot.

Uh, I think I wouldn't mind paying for the

hotel.

It would just be like £20, wouldn't it?

One night.

But I think Blood Bucket really wants to

do a sleepover.

Hopefully she's fine with just

like dinner and some drinks.

What has happened that you put that on the

title?

Well, my stream plans are being interfered

with by my girlfriend.

Stay

on FaceTime with your girlfriend the whole

night.

Uh,

could do.

It's just kind of weird.

He's playing the trumpet.

I went to the guest house living room last

night to microwave my bento, and there

were so many people there.

I don't get it.

Like they were having a party or

something.

They're all mostly European guys, so I

didn't really stick around.

It's just weird because I've gone down

there quite a few times since moving in

and it's usually always empty, and then

just that one evening yesterday,

maybe about 20

20 people, and that Japanese woman I said

konbanwa to last time is also there.

She said konbanwa to me, but I wasn't sure

if she was saying it to me, so I ignored

her, and now I feel a bit rude.

I don't think there are any girls, maybe

just one or two.

It's like 15 guys

talking about life in Japan.

Boring.

I feel too old for this.

I remember back in my 20s, used to love

hanging out in the living room chatting to

people.

Now I just want to go up to my room, eat

my bento,

watch financial stock market news.

I remember when I was in my early 20s, I

saw other guys do that too, and I used

think, why do they live in a guest house

if all they're going to do is hide in

their room?

And now I'm literally that guy.

Now I'm like, why would you want to sit in

a living room full of guys talking about

nonsense when you can sit in your own

room, enjoy your dinner, and watch a show?

It's funny how my mindset completely

flipped.

I used to think these guys just came down,

make food, go back up.

I thought that was so sad.

Now I'm that guy.

I just really couldn't care less about

sitting down there

and listen to them whine about why life in

Japan is tough.

Oh, I can sit here.

I don't want to sit in the open sun.

I need shade.

What are they building here?

It's just scaffolding and blue tarps

everywhere.

Yeah, I feel like I'm really

feeling the effects of getting older.

And my priorities shifting.

If there were cute girls, you would go?

Yeah,

I would.

I don't want to waste my time hanging out

with guys unless it's gay guy or Hong Kong

guy.

Hong Kong guy, but he's not just any other

guy, is he?

He's a relic from a bygone era.

He's a living fossil of 2018 and '19, the

good old days when I used to get tens of

thousands of views.

That's why I wanted to do a reunion,

but one out of two It's not bad.

I had, I had 2 people in mind for a

reunion and one of them reported me to the

police.

Am I still in Kyoto?

No, I came back a couple days ago.

Kyoto is boring.

The problem with Kyoto is you have to kind

of plan which temples you're going to go

to.

You can't just wander around.

Everything is spread out so much.

I bet

there's homeless people down here.

This is where homeless people would live.

Who have you decided to reunite with next?

Hong Kong guy.

He agreed to meeting.

I said

Um, hope there's no bad feelings from

2019.

It's been a long time.

He replied with a, a muscle emoji like

that.

I'm pretty sure that doesn't mean I'm

gonna beat you up.

No, it just means like strength, strength

through this brother, like that kind of

meaning.

Do do do do do.

This guy playing baseball on his own, what

a loser.

God,

it's so quiet.

Is it warm there?

Yeah, I'm boiling.

I'm wearing way too many layers.

It's like 23 degrees, I think.

I

think he's setting up cones to do sports

training or something.

My mom said I don't have to come to the

wedding if I don't want to, but I feel

like I'd feel bad if I didn't go.

And I'm kind of bored just sitting around

in Japan doing nothing like this.

I think I'd go crazy staying here another

4 months.

I'm already bored.

I don't know what else to do.

I can't make videos because I can't have

any privacy in my room,

so all I can do are these live streams.

Which are fine if I have an idea, but I'm

kind of running out of ideas what to do

during live streams.

It's really hard to make YouTube videos if

you don't have a nice place to live.

So I think going back home to the UK would

be nice.

Nice little change of pace.

Plus I can eat nice food again.

I'm so bored of the food here.

Stupid supermarket bentos every night.

McDonald's, sushi.

Oh, I had sushi for lunch.

Fucking flies, get lost!

Oh my God, it's like a cloud of flies.

I'm stream sniping when he's back in the

UK.

Good luck.

I'm not going to stream in the UK.

I'm not— I mean, I'm not going to stream

outside.

I'm going to stream in my bedroom.

I'm not going to stream outside in the UK

because

the internet's rubbish in the countryside,

and I'm not going to London to stream.

Imagine streaming in Maidstone, chav

central,

and there's nothing to do in Maidstone.

The only place interesting would be

London, but it's just full of

scary people,

and it cost me like £60 to get into

London.

Maybe £40.

I'm not sure if the train fares went up.

Last time I think it was £40.

To get into London, then back.

Come to my town.

Where's your town?

Uh, I think you said it was a secret.

I don't know.

I tried streaming in the UK back in 2022.

It was really hard.

The quality was so bad.

Kept disconnecting as well.

Don't know if you guys were there.

I streamed it on Twitch and I went back to

my house.

Has your perspective of Japan changed now

that you are older and been to other

countries?

Japan isn't as good as people think it is.

Yeah, I kind of miss Thailand, to be

honest.

Weird, isn't it?

Thailand had a much friendlier atmosphere

and a warmer vibe.

Maybe because I don't understand Thai, I

don't really know if the being rude or

not.

But there's no, you know, you know, like

Yakuza talk where they roll the tongue?

There's nothing like that in Thai that

I've heard.

People are very soft-spoken.

It's like this whole Yakuza subculture in

Japan.

I don't like it.

Like a violent, aggressive part of the

society

still exists.

I never really felt this in Thailand.

I think Thai people are nicer.

I never had any problems with Thai people.

And don't say it because I never went out.

I went to school Monday to Friday every

day for for 4 months, getting on the

morning train, walking into the school

from the train station.

I never once had an experience where Thai

people were rude to me, or I don't know, I

don't know, like said rude stuff or

intimidated me.

I'm kind of scared of Japanese men now.

Old men are scary, teenage boys are scary,

and also young men are scary.

And also the way they dress is scary, like

the big baggy trousers, the towel wrapped

around their heads, the kind of Yankee

kind of look, delinquent look.

They've got like this delinquent

subculture here.

They even got this thing called the Yankee

squat.

It's like you squat on the ground with

your your arms, your elbows on your knees,

and you're like smoking on the pavement.

That's like a thing here.

I don't even— I don't like that that's a

thing.

They've got a very unique kind of chav

culture here, which I really don't like.

Thai people are not like that.

The only annoying thing about Thai people

is they're very slow

when they're working, or they're always on

their phones.

But that's not a big problem.

Sometimes I even think Thai women are

better looking than Japanese women.

Thai women have more curves.

And bigger bums.

I say Thai women have better bodies, but

Japanese women have better faces.

It depends what kind of Thai person it is

though, if it's like Chinese Thai or Thai

Thai.

Yeah, I don't like the scary Yakuza

culture here.

Is that someone's jacket on that bench?

I want to sit

there.

Kind of miss Thailand, although I don't

miss the really hot weather.

It's okay in the evenings, but if you go

out during the day, it's just so hot.

I don't know who hung their jacket on the

Oh yeah, it's weird.

When I was in Thailand, I missed Japan and

I hated Thailand.

Now I'm in Japan, I miss Thailand and I

kind of hate Japan.

Thailand is a big brothel.

Well, in Japan they have a red light

district in literally every city.

You walk around Namba, you just

accidentally walk into the red light

district without even trying.

As soon as you see infomen and muriyo

annai signs, that's the red light

district.

I was just walking around in Fukuoka and I

just walked past it without even trying to

find it.

Osaka has 2.

They got Tobitsushinchi and they got

another shinchi near Kujo.

I think it's like Matsushima Shinchi.

And they got one in Namba.

I mean, there's freaking red light

districts everywhere.

In Thailand, the only place

where you find that stuff would be Nana

Plaza, I think,

and that Cow Soy Boy place— Soy Cowboy, I

can't remember.

Unless all of the massage places give you

BJs, I don't know, never went into one.

Didn't really care for it.

Don't know,

don't know where to settle down, put

roots.

I thought Japan was the place I wanted to

settle down and put roots down in, but now

I'm not sure.

I never felt scared in Bangkok like I feel

scared here.

I hate that sound Japanese boys and men

do, you know, like, all right, all right,

all right, let's That stupid high-pitched

growling sound.

Hate it so much.

It sounds so stupid.

That's the sound they make when they're

trying to sound hard.

Yeah, all the yakuzas speak— I was looking

at these videos on YouTube.

Where the police do house raids on Yakuza

houses and the police sound like the

Yakuza.

I want to do it, but this person's here,

so they might think I'm shouting at them.

There's a famous video, it got 40 million

views.

It's called something like,

uh,

it's called

Dochi ga Yakuza, and then it's the police

banging on this door and the police sound

like the Yakuza.

And they're all just yelling, doing that

sound,

which I can't— this guy's like doing

circles around me.

What's he doing?

I can't even sit down for 5 seconds.

Go away.

There's nothing even to take a photo of.

It's just a bunch of trees.

This tree's dead.

How's it spring?

It hasn't bloomed anything.

Oh, wow.

Thanks, Benja.

Let Casey interview your side of the

story.

The thing is, I can't talk about her.

Stupid police said I can't talk about her.

Let Casey interview your side of the story

on what happened in your marriage behind

the scenes.

Chi-Chi had her 20-part series interview.

I wish I could.

Why I divorced my pineapple.

Surely if I'm outside of Japan it's not in

their jurisdiction anymore, so I can say

whatever I want.

It's like smoking weed in Japan is

illegal, but if I go to Thailand and smoke

it but then come to Japan, I'm not

breaking any laws, am I?

Because I did smoke weed in Thailand.

Do you think it's the same?

So let's say stalking is illegal in Japan.

If I— I, I'm stalking if I do the thing

that they told me not to do, but that only

counts in Japan, right?

I need a lawyer.

Yeah, that's what I'm scared of.

There might be repercussions when I come

back, but I won't come back to Osaka.

Can they still get me in Tokyo?

I don't think I'd come back to Osaka.

I don't see why.

There's nothing here for me anymore.

There used to be

a home, a visa, a life.

Now there's nothing.

So I got a pamphlet

about stalking and it said these things

count as stalking, and one of them said,

um, damaging their reputation by

slandering them.

But it didn't say talking about them.

It just said insulting them counts as

stalking.

It never said talking about them on social

media counts as stalking.

I don't know.

I get scared they're going to knock on my

door again.

They haven't come back since, so I guess I

haven't done anything wrong.

I don't know.

Imagine being banned from a country just

cuz you badmouth someone.

That's ridiculous.

They can't do

that.

Don't know.

She got me by the balls.

She finally won.

Got me to shut up.

Crap, we're talking about her now.

Next topic.

Is freedom of speech a thing?

Well, in Japan, I guess not.

If you say something someone doesn't like,

then you're stalking them.

How are you supposed to criticize anyone

then

if you can just shut them up by accusing

them of stalking?

Ridiculous.

Can't even trash talk people.

Why did you cry at the police station?

You were like a little girl.

I had hopes we could do a reunion

and laugh about the good old days.

I didn't think she hated me so much.

So I was kind of shocked that she would do

that.

It hurt, it hurt my feelings, to be

honest.

I just couldn't believe it.

Because we've always had kind of like

joking back and forths on YouTube comments

or Instagram comments over the years, so I

thought maybe we can be friends,

do something fun for the viewers.

Like the good old days.

I didn't think she wanted me completely

gone so badly.

Anyway, we're gonna get in trouble again.

I can't wait to go to Tokyo, leave all

this crap behind.

They can come knock on my door.

I mean, they won't even know where I am in

Tokyo because I'm not gonna dox my hotel.

Have a nice peaceful trip with my

girlfriend, no drama.

Probably no livestream.

I don't know.

I don't even really— I don't really want

to livestream with my girlfriend.

I just want to have a nice trip and enjoy

Tokyo and not worry about weirdos coming

up to me or police knocking on our hotel

room.

But I don't want to vlog it because I know

it won't get any views.

Get like 3K views probably.

Exploring Tokyo with my girlfriend.

Yeah, that's really gonna get views, isn't

it?

Like the whale video, 2K views.

I have to bait it, call it something like

I met Thai woman in Tokyo.

She owns Osaka and she doesn't want you

back ever again.