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Kick Livestreams/HEY 2025-10-11 02_55 [9a5ce2a9-hey] 480p
2025-10-11 · 36 min
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Stupid driver update crashed my Streamlabs.
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0:35–0:38 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_0Oh, fucking hell.
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1:43–1:45 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_1Ah, fucking Streamlabs didn't save my changes.
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1:48–1:53 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_2This number's wrong.
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1:58–1:58 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_3Okay.
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3:50–3:50 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_4See if it
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6:26–6:27 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_5works.
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6:29–6:32 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_6It's not working.
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6:50–7:05 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_7Whoa, market's tanking.
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7:23–7:24 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_8I think it's opening. It's taking a long time.
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7:53–7:56 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_9I
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8:07–8:07 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_10hear the music.
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8:12–8:24 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_11It's just a black screen.
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8:28–8:29 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_12All
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8:58–8:58 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_13right, can you
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9:07–9:11 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_14say it?
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9:17–9:19 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_15No, how
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9:26–9:27 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_16do you skip the stupid cutscene?
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9:29–9:34 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_17Why doesn't it fit the screen?
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9:59–10:01 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_18Preparing shaders.
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10:04–10:04 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_19Huh, come on.
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10:39–10:42 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_20Music's so annoying.
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11:25–11:26 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_21Oh,
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11:48–11:48 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_22shut up. Oh, the music's so irritating. So overdramatic. The overdramatic music for the menu. Menu narration on. Subtitle gone. Where the hell is the music thing?
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11:51–12:08 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_23Gory,
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12:21–12:22 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_24right?
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12:28–12:29 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_25Music off. Oh, thank God.
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12:50–12:53 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_26I don't know if I get rid of
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14:04–14:05 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_27my camera.
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14:17–14:17 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_28Uh, hey, what do I do?
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14:34–14:35 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_29How do I spawn?
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14:38–14:38 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_30Oh, I'm playing it.
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14:56–14:57 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_31Oh God, the mouse is—
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15:00–15:01 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_32the mouse is so unresponsive.
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15:04–15:06 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_33Why is the sensitivity so bad?
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15:15–15:17 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_34I died.
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15:23–15:24 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_35How do I— oh, are these bots or what?
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15:26–15:33 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_36How does he crouch? What's that? Oh yeah, where's my machine gun?
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15:37–15:44 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_37What's with the crouch?
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15:48–15:52 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_38Crouch!
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15:54–15:55 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_39Come on, I shot him in the fucking head.
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16:20–16:22 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_40Am I dead or what?
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16:37–16:41 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_41Oh, we won.
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17:02–17:19 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_42Easy.
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17:36–17:37 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_43Is my stream lagging or is it just me?
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17:39–17:41 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_44This, it feels worse than when I played Call of Duty Warzone on my iPhone.
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17:44–17:49 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_45Like, it doesn't feel smooth.
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17:51–17:53 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_46And it's just the same.
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17:56–17:57 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_47This game's always the
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18:23–18:28 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_48same.
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18:37–18:43 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_49Let's change the
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18:47–18:50 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_50code.
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18:54–18:55 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_51Be advised, you're leaving the combat area.
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19:17–19:23 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_52Need
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20:31–20:32 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_53a medic!
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20:46–20:50 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_54Oh.
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21:19–21:20 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_55I need a medic. Enemy forces are being depleted. Keep on the attack.
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21:47–21:53 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_56Oh, I killed 2 people.
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22:40–22:42 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_57I run out of ammo so quickly.
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22:47–22:48 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_58What?
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22:50–22:51 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_59Area.
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23:04–23:04 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_60We need defensive support on the marked objective.
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23:07–23:09 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_61Be advised, Alpha is under attack.
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23:14–23:17 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_62We no longer control Alpha. I knew you had my back.
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23:28–23:34 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_63We've eliminated over half their forces. Good work.
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23:51–23:54 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_64We've secured objective alpha.
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24:21–24:26 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_65Medic! Be advised, hostiles are attacking Alpha. Medic!
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24:51–25:01 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_66Attention, our troops have lost objective Alpha. I need a medic!
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25:15–25:24 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_67Be advised, we have lost the sector. Move to defensive positions.
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25:28–25:31 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_68Be advised, you are leaving the combat area.
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25:45–25:48 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_69Game sucks. Can't even say anything.
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26:30–26:36 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_70I need a medic.
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27:37–27:38 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_71Fuck, need a medic.
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27:44–27:46 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_72I need a fucking medic.
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27:53–28:03 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_73Oh,
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28:15–28:15 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_74what?
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28:26–28:28 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_75Come on, shot him with the sniper.
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29:15–29:19 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_76That's more fun than the groupie.
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29:31–29:33 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_77Oh God, this game is so boring.
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29:56–29:59 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_78Oh,
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30:24–30:24 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_79I killed someone.
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30:37–30:40 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_80Under threat. Defend the position.
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30:45–30:48 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_81Whoa,
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31:24–31:26 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_82I need a bandage.
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31:31–31:34 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_83Check the town.
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31:46–31:47 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_84Uh, our troops have lost objective Papa.
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32:08–32:14 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_85Okay, I'm done.
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32:36–32:41 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_86How do I close it?
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32:58–32:58 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_87Ah, they're all exactly the same, these Battlefield games. Boring.
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33:05–33:10 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_88I quit.
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33:21–33:23 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_89Oh Jesus, so fucking boring.
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33:28–33:32 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_90Is the whole footage all laggy? I think the footage is all laggy. Oh no, I can't be bothered to make the fucking video.
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35:17–35:26 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_91I can't even— I can't be bothered to say this stuff.
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