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2025-10-11 · 36 min

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  1. Stupid driver update crashed my Streamlabs.

    Segment details0:35–0:38 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_0
  2. Oh, fucking hell.

    Segment details1:43–1:45 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_1
  3. Ah, fucking Streamlabs didn't save my changes.

    Segment details1:48–1:53 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_2
  4. This number's wrong.

    Segment details1:58–1:58 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_3
  5. Okay.

    Segment details3:50–3:50 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_4
  6. See if it

    Segment details6:26–6:27 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_5
  7. works.

    Segment details6:29–6:32 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_6
  8. It's not working.

    Segment details6:50–7:05 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_7
  9. Whoa, market's tanking.

    Segment details7:23–7:24 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_8
  10. I think it's opening. It's taking a long time.

    Segment details7:53–7:56 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_9
  11. I

    Segment details8:07–8:07 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_10
  12. hear the music.

    Segment details8:12–8:24 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_11
  13. It's just a black screen.

    Segment details8:28–8:29 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_12
  14. All

    Segment details8:58–8:58 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_13
  15. right, can you

    Segment details9:07–9:11 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_14
  16. say it?

    Segment details9:17–9:19 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_15
  17. No, how

    Segment details9:26–9:27 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_16
  18. do you skip the stupid cutscene?

    Segment details9:29–9:34 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_17
  19. Why doesn't it fit the screen?

    Segment details9:59–10:01 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_18
  20. Preparing shaders.

    Segment details10:04–10:04 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_19
  21. Huh, come on.

    Segment details10:39–10:42 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_20
  22. Music's so annoying.

    Segment details11:25–11:26 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_21
  23. Oh,

    Segment details11:48–11:48 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_22
  24. shut up. Oh, the music's so irritating. So overdramatic. The overdramatic music for the menu. Menu narration on. Subtitle gone. Where the hell is the music thing?

    Segment details11:51–12:08 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_23
  25. Gory,

    Segment details12:21–12:22 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_24
  26. right?

    Segment details12:28–12:29 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_25
  27. Music off. Oh, thank God.

    Segment details12:50–12:53 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_26
  28. I don't know if I get rid of

    Segment details14:04–14:05 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_27
  29. my camera.

    Segment details14:17–14:17 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_28
  30. Uh, hey, what do I do?

    Segment details14:34–14:35 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_29
  31. How do I spawn?

    Segment details14:38–14:38 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_30
  32. Oh, I'm playing it.

    Segment details14:56–14:57 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_31
  33. Oh God, the mouse is—

    Segment details15:00–15:01 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_32
  34. the mouse is so unresponsive.

    Segment details15:04–15:06 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_33
  35. Why is the sensitivity so bad?

    Segment details15:15–15:17 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_34
  36. I died.

    Segment details15:23–15:24 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_35
  37. How do I— oh, are these bots or what?

    Segment details15:26–15:33 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_36
  38. How does he crouch? What's that? Oh yeah, where's my machine gun?

    Segment details15:37–15:44 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_37
  39. What's with the crouch?

    Segment details15:48–15:52 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_38
  40. Crouch!

    Segment details15:54–15:55 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_39
  41. Come on, I shot him in the fucking head.

    Segment details16:20–16:22 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_40
  42. Am I dead or what?

    Segment details16:37–16:41 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_41
  43. Oh, we won.

    Segment details17:02–17:19 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_42
  44. Easy.

    Segment details17:36–17:37 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_43
  45. Is my stream lagging or is it just me?

    Segment details17:39–17:41 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_44
  46. This, it feels worse than when I played Call of Duty Warzone on my iPhone.

    Segment details17:44–17:49 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_45
  47. Like, it doesn't feel smooth.

    Segment details17:51–17:53 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_46
  48. And it's just the same.

    Segment details17:56–17:57 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_47
  49. This game's always the

    Segment details18:23–18:28 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_48
  50. same.

    Segment details18:37–18:43 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_49
  51. Let's change the

    Segment details18:47–18:50 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_50
  52. code.

    Segment details18:54–18:55 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_51
  53. Be advised, you're leaving the combat area.

    Segment details19:17–19:23 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_52
  54. Need

    Segment details20:31–20:32 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_53
  55. a medic!

    Segment details20:46–20:50 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_54
  56. Oh.

    Segment details21:19–21:20 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_55
  57. I need a medic. Enemy forces are being depleted. Keep on the attack.

    Segment details21:47–21:53 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_56
  58. Oh, I killed 2 people.

    Segment details22:40–22:42 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_57
  59. I run out of ammo so quickly.

    Segment details22:47–22:48 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_58
  60. What?

    Segment details22:50–22:51 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_59
  61. Area.

    Segment details23:04–23:04 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_60
  62. We need defensive support on the marked objective.

    Segment details23:07–23:09 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_61
  63. Be advised, Alpha is under attack.

    Segment details23:14–23:17 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_62
  64. We no longer control Alpha. I knew you had my back.

    Segment details23:28–23:34 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_63
  65. We've eliminated over half their forces. Good work.

    Segment details23:51–23:54 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_64
  66. We've secured objective alpha.

    Segment details24:21–24:26 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_65
  67. Medic! Be advised, hostiles are attacking Alpha. Medic!

    Segment details24:51–25:01 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_66
  68. Attention, our troops have lost objective Alpha. I need a medic!

    Segment details25:15–25:24 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_67
  69. Be advised, we have lost the sector. Move to defensive positions.

    Segment details25:28–25:31 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_68
  70. Be advised, you are leaving the combat area.

    Segment details25:45–25:48 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_69
  71. Game sucks. Can't even say anything.

    Segment details26:30–26:36 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_70
  72. I need a medic.

    Segment details27:37–27:38 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_71
  73. Fuck, need a medic.

    Segment details27:44–27:46 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_72
  74. I need a fucking medic.

    Segment details27:53–28:03 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_73
  75. Oh,

    Segment details28:15–28:15 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_74
  76. what?

    Segment details28:26–28:28 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_75
  77. Come on, shot him with the sniper.

    Segment details29:15–29:19 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_76
  78. That's more fun than the groupie.

    Segment details29:31–29:33 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_77
  79. Oh God, this game is so boring.

    Segment details29:56–29:59 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_78
  80. Oh,

    Segment details30:24–30:24 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_79
  81. I killed someone.

    Segment details30:37–30:40 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_80
  82. Under threat. Defend the position.

    Segment details30:45–30:48 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_81
  83. Whoa,

    Segment details31:24–31:26 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_82
  84. I need a bandage.

    Segment details31:31–31:34 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_83
  85. Check the town.

    Segment details31:46–31:47 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_84
  86. Uh, our troops have lost objective Papa.

    Segment details32:08–32:14 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_85
  87. Okay, I'm done.

    Segment details32:36–32:41 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_86
  88. How do I close it?

    Segment details32:58–32:58 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_87
  89. Ah, they're all exactly the same, these Battlefield games. Boring.

    Segment details33:05–33:10 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_88
  90. I quit.

    Segment details33:21–33:23 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_89
  91. Oh Jesus, so fucking boring.

    Segment details33:28–33:32 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_90
  92. Is the whole footage all laggy? I think the footage is all laggy. Oh no, I can't be bothered to make the fucking video.

    Segment details35:17–35:26 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_91
  93. I can't even— I can't be bothered to say this stuff.

    Segment details35:39–35:45 · rev_cc4b55ec224adae56f33c0837ce2f5c9_92