WORST DAY EVER

Even when it's dark, it hardly makes much

of a difference. It's a bit disappointing.

We don't really use it. We have a coat—

clothing— oh shit, why are there so many

people coming today?

So awkward. The Amazon guy just

came, and it's the same Amazon guy who

delivered to my old place. You know that

guy I was moaning about? The one who I

said, Was unfriendly and he doesn't say

hello or thank you. It's him. Do you think

he's really confused? Do you think he

remembers me? He must remember me. I have

a weird name. Do you think he wonders why

I'm here?

Maybe he doesn't care, or maybe he just

realized that I moved places. I don't

think he noticed. I guess he did notice,

but he didn't say anything.

What's in here? I got an Amazon box. I

think it should be the coffee.

Oh, it's my— it's

my Tenga eggs. I think the sausage is

cooked. Put some more water in

it, but then it's going to overcook.

Oh, it's so tomatoey

and salty. They're already precooked,

Danny boy. Are they? They look raw.

Spaghetti.

Ouch. Where should I eat it? I don't know

where to eat it. Stupid pan keeps

spinning around. You see this? Look, the

bottom of the pan isn't flat. It's kind of

rounded.

What's that noise? I think they're here.

They're here! They're here! There's a

lorry outside. There's a big truck

outside. I need to wash my face. I've got

spaghetti on my face. Where are the

I didn't prepare.

I am the man in my house.

Calm down.

Why haven't they rang the doorbell yet?

What are they waiting for? They've just

parked outside and the engine's running.

Why are they taking so long? They haven't

even rang the doorbell.

Konnichiwa, Daniel Udesu.

I don't see anything coming out the back.

They haven't rang the doorbell.

I can see him from the window sitting in

the lorry, and I saw— I can see his hands,

and he's on his phone. He's not using the

phone, he's just looking on the internet

or something. Look, I'll take a photo.

What is that? Facebook?

He's just sitting in there. But that's the

passenger seat. Where's the driver? In

Japan, passenger seat is on the left-hand

Look,

why is he just sitting in the lorry? What

are they waiting for? There's a man.

There's a man outside. There's a man on

the other side of the door and he's just

standing there and he's looking at his

phone. He's just

standing by the staircase leaning.

The other guy, he's still in the lorry on

his phone and then the second guy is just

standing out there at the staircase.

Not doing anything. He's just standing

there resting against the, the window

thing outside by the wall.

They're driving away! No, where are you

going? They're driving away!

Oh, they've stopped.

They drove down the road a little bit and

then they stopped.

They're gone. What the fuck?

They're gone!

They're gone! They didn't

even ring the doorbell.

Maybe they're doing a U-turn coming back.

It wasn't my fault. I was waiting for them

to bring the sofa up. He didn't even ring

the doorbell. Look,

that was Saturday. That was

before.

Idiot.

Text my wife.

Come on, she's not replying.

What a stupid job she has. She can't even—

they don't even let her use her phone.

What if I'm dying and I'm collapsed here

and I need I need her help and she can't

even answer her phone because she's locked

it in a locker.

Idiots! Look, they didn't even

put a note in the letterbox. Oh shit,

what's this? This better not be a note.

No, it's not a note. It's just— it's a

notification for NTT

Construction.

Huh? They keep sending us letters.

I think this is the person who lived here

before. Why is everything

in Japanese?

It says, notification because you weren't

here. But this says,

it says October. It's December.

Look, it says you weren't here

on October the 1st at 10:30. This is old.

I can't believe this.

Look, my wife's not replying because she's

at work and she won't reply until she

finishes work. And they've gone.

Did you hear the doorbell? I didn't hear

the doorbell. I thought they were gonna

come up.

Can someone please, please,

someone who's clever explain to me what

the fuck just happened? He was standing

right there on this railing. He was just

standing there. He didn't knock.

He didn't ring the doorbell. He didn't

even leave a note saying that they came.

Shit, I should have opened the door and

said, excuse me. I didn't think he would

just drive off. What if they got

the wrong building? I mean, what if they

got the wrong room? There's only 4 rooms

here. What if they put the post— the

message, the Post-it note, or the, um,

you know, the letter they leave in the

wrong house?

I didn't use all my data. No,

the idiots! Idiots! Oh my

God, they,

they went to the wrong house.

They left the note in the, in the door

next door.

They rang the wrong doorbell, and they— I

saw this in the letterbox in the door next

to our door. Look, it was definitely them.

It says Nitori at the top.

There's a phone number at the bottom. Oh,

stupid idiots.

It says next delivery is next week.

Oh, what am I supposed to say? I ordered a

sofa. How do I say delivery guys?

No sofa until the 13th.

That's next week. I can't phone them.

I don't have any signal.

And my messages to my wife, they're not

being sent. It just says not delivered.

My message is not sending. And I can't

call them. I already restarted

my phone.

Pick up your phone. The sofa

man came and he left. Guys, do you want to

leave a message for my wife? Oh my

God, it says next time they're going to

deliver is on the On the 13th, next week!

I'm not gonna go out there and open the

door before they ring the doorbell. That

would make me look stupid. Look, I'll show

you if I can find the receipt. I don't

even know where it is though. It clearly

says our room number on it.

Stupid SoftBank.

Oh look, I found a pineapple schropp.

What idiots, they can't even read. It says

The number of our room right on the door.

How can they not even know that? Unless my

wife gave them the wrong number, I don't

know. I'm pretty sure my wife would have

given them the correct room number. Well,

if in that case, then it's my wife's

fault, isn't it?

In an alternate

universe, parallel universe, Daniel was

sitting on his comfy leather swivel

computer chair. In a parallel universe,

Daniel's sitting here on his computer

Why is it

so heavy? I need 2 hands.

Get under there.

Look at that. That's pretty cool.

Oh yes, very nice.

Who suggested that idea? Who gave me the

idea for that? You get. Special bonus

person. Special rank. I don't know

anything. I don't have the receipt. I

don't have the order number. I don't even

have the name because she ordered it under

her name, not my name. Why does chocolate

taste so good? Mmm.

It reflects onto my shoulder.

That would be funny.

Danny boy, stop stressing.

Sitting in my Japanese room.

I'm scared.

Ta-da!

I'm sorry, I didn't see you.

You. I can go quite fast,

actually.

Watch how fast I can go.

Oh,