FIRST Stream with my Girlfriend!-0a9ba434-7372-4e1e-8e74-bea0351841a5

No viewers here.

No people. First landing.

Maybe come tomorrow. No, it's still raining. Wait.

I said wait, stupid iPhone. Paste my message. I wish I can get someone to do this for me. Be nice.

Okay, this what?

Form like a circle.

Hello. Mm-hmm.

Bitrate struggling.

2,000.

Come on, bitrate. Pull up your mask.

No. Why?

Why? Shine.

Shine?

Yeah, I don't want anyone know my face. That's why I said pull up your mask.

He said pull it up, not off. Put it, put it up higher.

Person waving.

Are you streaming already?

Yeah, streaming now.

Hello everybody! Hello!

Mamu, hi!

What?

Mamu, hi!

What does that mean?

I think someone knows.

Would you stream with ice? No, everyone who streams with ice ends up getting in trouble. No, I don't want to stream with Ice.

Thank you.

I'll go to jail. No, he's sick now and he's depressed. I mean, he said he hates Thailand.

I mean, drink with Ice.

What? Ice, ice.

Okay, I get it. Ice said he don't like Thailand. What are they filming?

Maybe we start from that way.

Can do.

Candle?

Can do.

Candle.

Can do.

Okay. Did you see that building?

What about the building?

Like a hospital building.

Okay.

So I'm not sure. This area from their cross stitch.

It's what?

This area, their, uh, cross stitch.

Okay. I don't know what you mean.

This shop have your shirt.

Your shirt.

What happened to the power? The power went out.

Yeah, because when— look, your shirt. You like it? No.

Oh, boring.

It's just a shirt.

No, that It's not—

this is special shirt.

Okay.

For cat and dog.

Finish this way?

Yes.

Okay.

No.

Hmm, okay, very funny. Is the stream working okay? If it's okay, I'll post on YouTube as well. I think it's okay. The stream, I don't know, the bitrate is like struggling, keeps going down to 2,000.

I've got 5G.

This looks like today, it looks like our own market. Few people.

Yeah. It's raining today. I want to go to that castle. There's a castle over there.

Look!

What?

Classic modern people.

Okay, I guess I'll post a link on YouTube. Hold on. Create post.

Text poll. While looking at—

who?

Thank you.

Okay, streaming on Kick now with girlfriend.

Nice. Post.

Okay, posting YouTube. Ah, setup complete.

What time is it?

I don't know, I think morning.

I'm more—

I think morning, early morning. Can we go inside the castle?

Okay, not sure, maybe.

At least the rain stopped. I was worried it's gonna rain a lot. I think that the quality is okay even though it's nighttime because it's so well lit here. GoPros kind of suck at low light. I think it should be okay. Volkswagen. Why do they have Volkswagen old cars here?

Do you know what East Berlin is?

Why is it here?

It's working. Have it.

Yeah, it's probably manual. No one can drive it. Manual transmission. Oh, look at the castle. It keeps effing. I don't know, the bitrate is kind of unstable. Trying to monitor the bitrate. 3,700.

Ah, looks good.

What?

Like an Audi.

It's a shell tank.

Audi.

Go up.

Okay. Not finished.

Not finished? Yeah.

It's like a construction— yeah, under construction.

Under construction.

I want to stand there. Where?

Up there?

Can I have tea?

Yeah.

I love that. Holy shit, love, love, love.

Go down.

He's old.

Uh, okay, let's go down. How to go down?

I did not know about its history. You don't know what?

This beauty.

This is our cargo.

I'm pretty sure no one cares. Create content.

Too loud.

Tell her she'll get a share of the revenue. There's no revenue on Kick, no ads, and no one subs to me. Basically doing this just for fun. Wow, this is such a dead market. There's barely any people. Face reveal for views? What, 5K views? No thanks.

I like this menu.

Have a spy, spy bone.

What is it?

Spy bone of cock.

Bone of cock? What?

Spy bone of, uh, pig.

Pig?

Yeah, have a pork sausage.

I thought you said cock. He said bone of cock. Oh.

It's a lot of squid and shrimp. Is famous in Thailand. Many people in Thailand like—

What do you say?

Oh, my shrimp. They really love shrimp here.

I hate shrimp.

shrimp. I have pet shrimp. I feel sad when I see them being eaten.

What is it?

Jellyfish.

Is it good?

Have you tried jellyfish before?

Yeah, I loved it. I love to eat jellyfish.

Pull up your mask, can see your face.

No.

What do you mean no? I said pull up your mask.

Pull up?

Pull up.

Okay.

Not— oh, you don't understand what I'm saying. She thinks I'm telling her to take it off. Why are you screaming at her? I'm not screaming because she doesn't understand. I don't know what I want to eat. Everything's just seafood. Look, this is shrimp. Looks so gross. I keep accidentally sticking my middle finger out when I'm holding the GoPro. It's really hard not to stick my middle finger out. I want a beer root. This whole place is seafood.

Salmon.

Tweet stream out on Twitter. What, for the 10 people who still follow my tweets? It's not Twitter anymore, it's X. I got an X I'd only get food poisoning. They should sell burgers and hot dogs. A hot dog would be really nice right now. They always sell the same stuff in Thailand. No hot dog. Fish and chips. DD Sushi. I really wouldn't want to have sushi that's just lying out in the Thai summer heat. That just looks really questionable, sushi just lying out in hot weather.

You wanna try crispy pork?

No, I had crispy pork a couple of days ago. Post it on YouTube, Thailand night market tour, 1 million views. Hello, welcome back to a new video. Here we are in the market looking for stuff. I feel like I can't use any of this footage because of all the music. I have to put like piano music over it to mask. Stupid copyright claims. That's why I can't stream on YouTube. All my streams get blocked worldwide and then demonetized and then copyright claimed. Even if I make $10, stupid Ed Sheeran takes it. I feel like I'm stalking you. Stalking my girlfriend. Oh, what's this? Japanese?

What's that?

Wow, it's a lot of meat. It's just soup. Oh, it's so wet everywhere. You keep pointing at her ass. I'm not trying to. Green popcorn. Red popcorn.

Fish sauce.

What is it?

Beef.

Beef.

Put my foot in it. It looks like a cuttlefish. Oh, what's that? They look weird. Oh, they're so big. They're see-through. You can see the guts.

Thai salad.

Look, you can see its guts. Its guts are green. Green guts. Imagine your body being transparent.

Weird.

Not very appetizing. It just looks like a shrimp aquarium. They're gonna eat it. Uh, no thanks.

Maybe you wanna buy a horse one?

Why has he got a massive camera?

I want to try this shop.

You're going to get diarrhea. Oh shit.

What are you doing? YouTuber? Yeah, she's— I know her.

We saw her. I know her at the concert.

Yeah, she is in— right there. You have a famous in Thailand, Somaly.

Many people, uh, we went to the concert last year.

She—

yeah, in the mountains, she was there.

Yes, yes.

Oh my God, Somaly.

She has, I think— yeah, she has a YouTube channel.

Yeah, she have a YouTube channel.

That's so weird. Oh, that's so weird, guys. Do you remember the video I made at the music festival? She was one of the singers at the festival. Her name's Sommarie. She's like—

Som.

Som. She's half, half Thai, half French. She's making a YouTube video over there. That's so weird. collab with her. I wonder if anyone here knows. I collab with famous Thai singer. Yeah, Zommarie. Does anyone know her here? I think I got substance she does. Let me look her up. Oh no, she's got 200K. Look, Jean-Marie Music.

Have you found her?

Yeah, I found her before when we went to the concert. She's got 51 million views. I got 35 million. I nearly got as much as her. She's doing mukbang or what? Why is she in this? That's so strange. I guess she's not mega famous. And she only gets like 10K views or 2K views. Some of them have a couple million views, although this is a music channel. I think she's got a vlogger channel.

3 million.

Oh, I'm on the music channel. Oh, she's got 3 million?

Yeah.

Oh, how come I don't see that? one. Oh, there it is, 3 million. Oh yeah, yeah, she's pretty big.

Huge.

500 million views. Wow, she's got a pretty big channel. Oh, she only gets like 26K views.

Like, what?

Dead channel. She's got 3 million subs, she only gets 26K views. 100K views, 100K, 90K, 50K, 35K. Where is she? I think she's here.

What?

That's a YouTube camera.

Ow, I hit my head.

She's got 2 cameramen.

Watch out.

Already?

Her cameraman is still here. You should say hello. Say hello to her. What is it? Oh, it's like Korean.

Salmon, cream, squid, and otate.

Oh, Japanese. What's it? Otate? Scallop? How did I know the Japanese before I knew the English? That's so weird. I saw like a massive YouTuber in this market. Oh, that person's live streaming over there too.

I'm scared.

I saw another YouTuber. Why are you scared? You're going to get diarrhea.

Yeah, but I want to try.

She had some serious camera gear. Did you see that massive gimbal? It was like a mirrorless camera. I think it was a Sony mirrorless. I keep hitting my head on these metal things. Where's Mary?

I can't eat not cooked.

You what?

I can't, I can't eat not cooked.

Yeah, don't eat raw stuff. You know, my sister got, uh, food poisoning.

Oh yeah. I like, I like your sister. She nice.

She's not nice.

No, she nice.

Yeah, she's nice.

I can be from his fiancée.

You want to come to her wedding? You come with me.

I have time for keep. Yeah, maybe.

It's, uh, £800 fly to UK.

Maybe I can keep money. I'm going to meet her now.

£800 for a plane ticket.

How many people look at?

45.

45?

Quite good for Kick though. I mean, on YouTube I'd probably have like 100, so it's only half. This what? Yeah, no, I don't want pizza. Pizza's boring.

Do you want it here?

I don't know, I'm not very hungry. Maybe some skewer, some skewer. No, not that. I don't know, everything's seafood.

I want to try.

I want to eat corn ice cream again. Go with me.

Okay. Oh my God, I'm sweating a lot.

Oh, here, ice cream roll with a friend, but I don't want I feel like the GoPro is not as wide angle as it usually is. I wonder why. Oh no, it's still pretty wide angle.

You love everything.

People don't chat much on Kik, do they? I think because people don't make accounts. Who here is watching where you didn't make an account so you can't chat?

Mm.

This was YouTube, the chat would be booming.

You want to see castle?

See the what?

Castle.

Castle?

And then there's here.

Nice.

Okay.

Can you eat this?

Um, let's see.

Um, fried squid.

I want this one.

I don't like shrimp.

I want Squid. Mixed squid.

This one.

Our fried squid. So I'm going to eat, use a hand, eat like this. I will show you. So help me eat, please.

Okay.

Anh ý mình mi khao phô mà hai miếng hả? Anh đi khao. Chọn đi trên máy mi mi khao phô, phô miếng. Đúng rồi.

Đúng rồi. Cảm ơn.

Có khi sảng cành hả? Có mấy đa là khá sảng thơm đây mày. Phân chọn đi sảng thơm đây sao? Mấy thì là sảng thơm khao phô này gì đây bé hả? Đây. Phân phân thui à? Ở cái khao phô thui. Chắc phải hả?

Oh, oh, okay.

Show you the full menu. It's just, um, squid and prawns.

Can you eat for dinner?

No, just Can't show you when you—

yeah.

Oh, what's that?

Your tag.

Oh, and you get an apron. I want to wear the apron.

Red blood. Delay.

Delay.

Oh no, sweating so much.

Yeah, don't show my face.

What's that wind?

Oh man, she's blowing.

Why do you give this paper?

You will know.

Is it gonna be so messy? Get ready for murder.

Uh, you order Charlie.

Why they think I ordered garlic bread?

They are not Thai people.

Why they cross?

Maybe Myanmar, Myanmar.

Can you eat further?

I'm not very hungry.

My stream keeps disconnecting.

Uh-oh.

Why is it not doing well? It says I have 5G.

Where is place?

They just pour it onto the table. It's so weird. Now I know why they gave us gloves. Do you pick it up like this?

Yeah.

Stop breathing.

Stop to eat. Don't show my face.

Oh fuck, I showed your face.

No, baby. Oh no. Accident. I didn't—

how did your face come on the camera?

It's not good.

Because you lean forward.

It's, it's nearly—

it's not good. Thank you. Many people. Thank you. Same video. Shrimp on the table. I think it's streaming.

Oh, it's better now.

Yeah.

That's it, streaming.

I think it's a bit better.

Holy— what does it mean, this shrimp?

Holy shrimp.

What does it mean, holy?

Like holy shit.

Oh my God, today show my face.

Holy shit. Guys, don't look at her face.

It's an accident.

Have they deleted?

Too late, they would have screenshot it, maybe save it.

Can we call the police?

Call the police?

If someone want to capture.

I don't want to show in the public. You don't want what?

I don't want to show in the public.

Too late.

I'm gonna cry.

It's okay, not that many people saw.

I wish people—

Just the bad people saw. Maybe some bad people, one or two bad people. I didn't realize the lens is so wide because I thought it was pointing on the food, but you, you lean forward like this.

I'm okay.

And then your face came in.

I didn't angry you. I'm okay.

Yeah, but you're hot.

No, I'm dead.

Just joking, just joking. GoPro fault, too wide. Next video, I nearly— I accidentally doxxed my girlfriend's face. I accidentally show your face.

No, sorry, I was scattering with this.

I can't, I can't edit no more.

Last time.

What? Oh, all right. And I did.

Do you understand when I ask you, ket mei?

Yeah, spicy.

Nice hat.

Wow. Good.

Oh, dropped my pen. What are you looking at? No, don't look.

What are you looking?

Watching your video.

Why?

I want to read comments.

They said beautiful.

No, really?

Yeah. Look like Darcy.

Oh my God, no problem. No, I think he's stupid. Yeah, I think he have a problem.

You're not Darcy.

He's silly. I know, I don't, I don't mind.

They're just joking.

Because this area for have a good friend.

Have a good what?

Good friend. Just you, your friends, right? Because them like you.

Yeah, maybe.

French.

Yeah, maybe I'm a dalmatian dog crazy. Then we have a dalmatian dog head. Oh, I love this comment. French hot dog chicken set. Thank you.

47 dirham.

famous.

No, I just help you.

I don't want— I don't want to be famous.

More famous than Ice Poseidon?

No, I love his food more than to be famous.

Yeah.

I need to plug in my battery soon.

Where are you, bestie?

Look at my bag.

Hopefully it's charging. Wow, my hair looks all sweaty.

No, your hair good, huh?

So good. Why not good?

No, I, I, I read from your comment. Someone said cut, cut, cut. This is me.

Hello, technique. Hello, technique. Holy shit, he's bad man.

Bad? Okay, really?

Um, bye-bye. Don't talk to him.

Okay.

Why don't they give us a fork?

I like his name, Pass Mike.

Pass Mike?

Yeah, thank you, Pass Mike.

He nice?

Oh, you too.

I don't— I need— I need I will see more fish, but I'm very sure you are good fish and good crab too.

Yeah.

Oh, I don't like it. Oh, too spicy.

Oh my God, so spicy. It's like Korean food.

Oh my God.

Yeah.