[2024-10-28] got some cool new stuff for my car -) [e07WXPTdPc4]

Testing, testing, testing.

Wow, my car looks so tiny. Where is

it?

Look at my car,

it looks like a little toy.

That looks like I photoshopped my car.

Hold on, uh, it's been a while since I've

done IRL stream setup.

Last time I did it was when I got the car,

so I need to open split app.

Uh, hold on, I forgot how to do it.

Open YouTube, uh,

open my channel,

open I

forgot how to do it. And then I

go to multi-app.

How have I forgotten how to do it?

Oh, open in split view. Yeah, that's the

one. And then YouTube. God, oh, that's how

I did it. It's been ages since I've done

IRL setup. Yeah, I got a bunch of new

stuff for my car, thought I'd unbox it

live. We can do good IRL

streams out here cuz the Wi-Fi box is just

by that window. Wait, I want to make

my tripod— oh, my tripod is fully

extended. I might have to bring the car

over here, actually. Yeah,

we got direct line of sight to the Wi-Fi

box, which is up there, so it should be

fine. I want to bring the car over here

because if I go around that corner, I'll

lose connection.

Is that close enough? Wow,

my car looks so nice on camera. The red,

the redness really pops in the dull

grey English countryside. My car looks so

good. Look at my mum's car. Boring.

My car is fabulous and beautiful.

Have— has my, um, maneuvering skills

improved? Didn't drop

the packages on the front, did I?

You should pressure wash your driveway.

Oh my God, how did you know what I got?

You ruined the surprise. That's what I

got. I got a pressure washer to wash

the car, obviously, because this thing's

getting pretty dirty. Look, look at the

side of it. It's all brown.

And also I can pressure wash the patio in

the driveway. Uh, someone doing gardening

or something up the road. It's noisy.

And then my mum said, we already have a

pressure washer in the garage. And then I

was like, why didn't you tell me? And then

she said, why didn't you ask? I've been—

oh, I've just been hand washing my car

with a sponge for the last 2 months.

Could have at least said, oh, by the way,

Daniel, we have a pressure washer. She

thinks it's gonna strip the paint off.

It's not gonna chip the paint. What are

you talking about? It's made for washing

cars.

Some idiot is grinding the road.

Oh, is that why there's piles of sand by

the side of the road? I don't know what

they're doing. Hopefully they're filling

the potholes in or something.

Yeah, there's car washes here, but I don't

want to pay for it. Pay like £25,

get a bunch of immigrants wash it for you

when you just wash it yourself. I got

the Bosch AquaTech.

Okay, so I got a lot of stuff.

I also got a dash cam. Do you want to see

my dash cam quickly? I didn't hardwire it

into the fuse box because I can't be

bothered, but I just put it into the

12-volt cigarette thing inside the dash

cam. It's there. Wait, I'll just show you

inside because I'm quite, quite proud of

my little handiwork. So dash cam is

tucked away up there, automatically turns

on when you start the car and just loops.

It records a 3-minute video I mean, it

just can— it just records the entire time

you're driving but in 3-minute segments,

and then when the SD card's full, it'll

just loop and overwrite from the oldest

one. Um, and it's also got rear camera. I

had to tuck the wires— see, the wires had

to get tucked up here, up there,

down the pillar, round here and

then I just hung it over the steering

wheel, and then it just plugs in there.

And then the rear camera, had to tuck it

into the top lining, so it goes under

there and then round the pillar and

then,

and then under there,

and then you just tuck it into that bit.

And then it goes like that. Ba-da-bing,

ba-da-bong. Dash cam. So anyone tries

funny business with me, I got them on

camera. Put it on YouTube, get a million

views. So yeah, I got my dash cam sorted.

I got a little blind spot mirror so I join

slip roads, I can see my blind spot. What

else did I get? I've got this magnet phone

holder. I got this thing.

Dehumidifier, but it doesn't really seem

to do anything. My window's still misted

up and I still need to put the heating on,

but apparently it's supposed to reduce

misting. Uh, I also got— oh

yeah, air freshener thing. I was going to

get the £100 electronic air freshener,

but it's a bit too expensive, so I just

got a cheap clip-on freshener. Strawberry

flavor— I mean strawberry smell.

So I got more stuff. This is a problem

with having a car, you kind of get hooked

on buying stuff for the car, like

accessories. So I got this

parcel number 1. Let's see.

Oh, I also got a CBD reader. Oh yeah, I

got these woodland strawberry scented oil

diffuser. Let me see what these smell

like.

All the stuff you got is garbage. No,

it's not, it's all useful stuff for cars.

Got dash cam, got smell things.

Don't know how you can drive a car for 30

years, not have any of this stuff.

Boring. Yeah, I'm going to try and wash

the car on stream as well. I get it, or if

I can get it set up. Let's hope it doesn't

rain today. Why would you want your car to

smell like that? What, strawberries? Oh,

it smells nice. Smells like— it makes me

want to drink some strawberry juice

though. I'll put this in the car first. I

can't— I think my car smells— I don't

know, because I think I'm a bit nose

blind. So how

does it— where's the clip-on bit?

Oh, it's in the package.

Get that out. My car's gonna smell like

strawberries because it's a red car. I

should have gone cherry actually, but I

like strawberry more. Mm, it smells

like a lollipop.

In the cockpit. Okay, I need to go

pull out this tab.

Wait, I can't get it out.

What? I don't understand. Do you— what do

you— do you pull the

whole tap out or what? It's not

going to leak, is it?

Um, I don't

know how you I

think I'm gonna break it.

Okay,

okay, so what I just put it on the air

vent like that. I need some scissors to

cut that silver thing off. Couldn't pull

it out, so hopefully that'll make my car

smell nicer. It was smelling kind of damp.

Yeah, okay, so that's the smell thing

sorted.

Who bought the car? Um, I got it on

finance, so technically my bank

bought it for me. My sugar

bank. Okay, next pass.

When's Sunny coming over? She said she

can't come over until after the 9th

because it's her relative's birthday.

You know, a birthday is very important.

Can't miss them, can you? Okay, what's in

this box? Wait, I'll get my knife to open

the box.

So I need to get my car nice before she

Okay,

so this

one is called a snow

lance. It's for spring. Spraying the foam

all over the car. I really wish it wasn't

so cold.

Uh, this one.

So this, you're supposed to plug

in your hose pipe into the pressure

washer, but you can also plug this pipe in

and put the other end into a bucket and

then just have the water sucked out of a

container like a bucket or something. So

that was in case I can't get the hose pipe

around here, or in case you just want to

collect rainwater In a tub.

And this,

this is called snow foam. It creates

like a thick white foam.

Okay, now for the, the main event,

the bosh.

Look at

this.

Oh wow, it's like a

I don't understand.

You can't— oh,

and then you've got this attachment.

I don't

know what this is.

I guess that goes in here.

I really don't understand what— how

you do this.

I don't know what that is. Oh my

God, there's so much stuff in it.

Oh,

I don't think I needed to buy the I

didn't need to buy this. It already comes

with a thingy where you put the soap in

it. Ah, this is gonna be a pain in

the backside. Also, I gotta plug that in.

Where's it gonna plug into?

It seems

pretty long.

I don't know where to plug it in.

Yeah, it feels like a lot of hassle. I

could have just sponged my car down.

Really wish we had outdoor plugs. The

nearest plug would be near the door.

Mamma mamma mamma mamma.

Yeah, I might have an extension cord lying

around.

Pressure wash your backside.

Now I've got to figure out how to put it

all together.

Oh,

oh.

Ah,

and then

this plugs in here.

What is it?

Okay, okay, so that goes into

the, the shooter. Oh my God, it's raining.

What are we gonna do? Right, it's like

slightly raining. Damn it,

if I stand under there, it's gonna block

line of sight to the Wi-Fi.

Maybe let's put the camera here.

God damn it, why can't it just not rain

for one day? My one day off.

You need garden hose attachment to connect

to the machine. Garden hose?

Yeah, but I was thinking we get a bucket

of water and I plug in The— what do they

call it?

Pre— pri— I can't remember. They got like

a funny word.

It's, uh, really annoying. It's raining.

Put the camera here. I mean, the camera's

waterproof, it should be fine.

Uh, where am I gonna plug it in,

stupid thing? All right, I gotta

get an extension cord. I think I know

where to find one. Hold on.

The extension cord's like this long,

barely anything. It's barely gonna extend

anything. What a stupid extension.

I'm gonna have to drive the car closer.

Oh, I don't think it's good if the

pressure washer machine is Getting rained

on. Is it?

Okay,

it's long enough.

Okay, so it's plugged in. I just need to—

I need to get a bucket of water.

Should us car wash? What's that?

Okay, so I guess this red bit goes into

this red bit. Oh no, that's the power

button. This must go in

there, I think.

It doesn't fit the hole.

What? What?

Maybe there's an adapter.

Uh, says so that I

think the red thing goes into the machine.

Was this the cheapest washer you could

find? I don't buy cheap stuff. This is the

most expensive one. This is the latest

version, the Bosch Aquatec 120.

I think I'm a cheapskate.

So how does it go onto here?

Oh, it doesn't

go in the hole.

Maybe unscrew

Fuck, no.

Oh fuck, I shouldn't have done that.

Oh, it's fine, I'll put it back in there.

I don't get it, it said it's for Bosch

AquaTech washers.

Maybe this piece,

maybe it's one of these.

Oh, oh, it went in!

It clicked. And then what?

Haha, it works! It's screwing on. Oh,

thank God. Didn't want to disappoint

you guys with no washing. Okay, nice.

It clicked and twisted on.

I can't be bothered reading the stupid

instructions. Okay, now a

bit worried because everything's getting

wet. I need to get a bucket of water.

Damn, everything's getting wet.

I put this towel on top of it like that.

Okay, um, got the bucket.

Just get bucket and sponge.

No, this is how big boys clean

their car.

It's not good for washing

dirt off, but that's what they do.

But plug on the electric.

I'm a bit scared. Yeah, what's— it's

going to be noisy, isn't it?

Oh my God, oh my God,

it's really loud.

Jesus.

I didn't think it'd be so loud.

See if it actually does anything. You need

more water, but the water takes so long.

Okay, let's turn it on first.

It's not

doing anything. It doesn't

do anything.

I don't get it.

No, it said you can put it in a bucket.

You don't need water pressure, it

generates the pressure in the machine.

That's what the noise is for.

I think I've not done the gun properly.

Or something.

It's like a piece

of cardboard on the nozzle. I don't know

what that means or what it's for.

Stick isn't connected properly.

Remove the tip bit.

Stick. What tip bit? What, this bit?

But you need a shooter.

Maybe I need a different nozzle.

Don't understand.

Oh,

why is everything

so difficult?

Oh.

Hi, so I'm just understand

why it's not working.

It does have water. Maybe I need more

water in the bucket.

Why would you need water pressure?

What, what's the motor doing then? Isn't

that generating the pressure?

The garden hose is on the other side of

the house. I try get more water,

maybe.

Hold on,

car's getting cleaned in the rain anyway.

How do you know how

to do it?

What about this bucket?

What? Give me that green

thing. I want to try

this one again. Not enough water. So

powerful.

Still working.

You say sucking the water?

No, not sucking. It won't work. It's not

doing anything.

I don't know why it's not sucking.

Maybe it's not screwed on tight.

This is not sucking anything.

It's raining, raining even

Fuck.

Well, if I

knew how to make it work, this would be

better. Daniel, that machine not sucking

the water, no point pointing Oh,

fucking hell.

Why is this gonna be so hard?

Send it back to Amazon.

It says put it Submerge it

in the water, get the bubbles out.

I can't get— so put it

in the water.

So put the hose in the water, get the

bubbles out, and then plug in that end

into the tub.

You can put it into a pond as well.

See, look, you can put it into a source of

water, a river, pond.

What do you mean the bucket isn't

compatible? How can the bucket be the

problem? So what, it has to be like a long

bucket so the hose is dangling down?

Yeah, maybe it's got to be like a— this

one of these big ones.

So I guess plan B, I go and get the hose

pipe. I've seen my mum water the plants

here, so it should be long enough. I don't

want to use the hose pipe. Get the hose

pipe.

Hold on,

I've only got 50% battery.

See if the hose pipe can reach around

here. Do I want a Chinese girl?

Uh, yeah, send me 2 tonight.

There's 2 hose pipes. One is not plugged

into anything, but it's really long, and

then the other one is kind of short, but

it's plugged in, but it's got like a tap,

like a head. I don't know how to unscrew

Kind of regret buying this now. Can I just

return it to Amazon. I didn't think it'd

be such a pain in the butt.

Oh my God, I think I got the wrong thing.

Why is it not sucking the water?

Connect it to a tap. How?

Where's the tap?

If I could bring the hose round here, I'd

just hose the car down. I wouldn't need a

stupid washer thing.

I mean, if I could bring the hose round

here, then I wouldn't need this.

I think I send it back, to be honest. I

can't be fucked. But now it's all wet.

Fucking hell.

No,

stop hosing

man. Plug it into my machine. Don't say

me now. Wasted my

What was that? Don't shake me.

That means

I didn't need to buy the machine. Put it

back in the box. Oh my God, why didn't you

tell me you had a hose in the first place?

That wasted my money buying this Stupid

thing. Can I return this?

Oh, stupid.

Unplug it all and put it back in the box.

Now I've got to go to the post office.

Ah,

waste of money.

Okay, right, first of all, I gotta put all

of the stuff back in the box and then

apply for a refund.

If my mom's— if I knew we had the hose—

I'm doing it now.

Why is my camera wonky?

Stop, I want to claim it.

This cost me 150.

Do you want

the whole spot? Yeah. So I'm packing.

Yeah, I will refund. The only thing is

wet. It'll dry.

I can't get this thing off.

I can't get the attachment off. How'd you

get this off? The box is all wet.

Ah,

how'd you get this off?

I can't get it.

Better be able to get a refund.

I'll take it.

Ah, fuck.

Oh, you push it in and put it out.

Now all the other stuff I bought with it

is also a waste, but they cost like £10 or

whatever.

So this was like

£10, uh.

And then this hose pipe.

I don't know how to make it work. What's

the point? I mean, you got the hose pipe

right there. I could plug that into the

machine, but that's already pressurized.

And maybe it doesn't have as much pressure

as the pressure washer, but it's good

enough. I don't know why my camera is

like, oh, lopsided.

There. Now I've got to put it all back in

the box and then take it to the post

Okay, all right, phase 2.

Phase 2 is

use the hose pipe.

Wow, the car smells really good inside

now. Smells like strawberry.

Okay.

God, it's raining harder now. Now I want

to get the soap.

I still want to try out the soap, the snow

Is that

Then what do you do with it? I think

there's too much water in it.

Fuck, I can't get the foam onto the car.

This is why I wanted the pressure washer,

because it can shoot— you can shoot the

foam And then the foam's supposed to stick

to the car, so maybe pour

the bucket.

It's not

cleaning it.

So the problem is, um, just spraying it

with the hose doesn't actually clean it.

So I'm back to square one where I got to

sponge down the car with soap

and then rinse off the soap, I guess.

Before, I was sponging it with soap and

then using a dry cloth to wipe

it afterwards.

I can still see it's dirty.

Look.

There's soap

everywhere now.

Why is he not using the pressure washer?

I can't get it to work.

How do I get all this soap off the ground?

I really hope I can get a refund on that

pressure washer. It cost £150.

Oh wow, I didn't wear my gloves for this

Ah,

father.

Really shouldn't have done that.

Do you think it's worth attaching the hose

to the pressure washer? But I don't see

the point. The hosepipe does the

job anyway. I mean, with the pressure

washer you could attach the foam to it and

then you could foam the car with the hose—

I mean, with the washer,

but it didn't really take long to just

sponge it down with the soap and the rag

and then rinse it off.

I kind of don't want it anymore.

I thought you just plug it in, you spray

the car, and it'll clean it easily.

I think what I'm gonna do is I'm

just gonna return the pressure washer and

And then, I don't know, just dump the rest

of it somewhere. Attach the garden

hose to the pressure washer, but there's

already pressure coming out the garden

hose.

I can use the soap. The soap is not a

waste, but I guess the pipe and the lance

attachment is a waste. But that's a good

thing about having a job, uh, £2,000

disposable income, whatever.

Do you think

they'll let me refund it? Look at the box,

it's all wet.

Oh yeah,

it'll dry.

I'm just disappointed because

I thought I'd pressure wash the whole

driveway too and do like a time lapse.

I hope this soap's gonna disappear.

So how do I refund it?

Who's that?

Hello?

She must think I'm weird washing my car in

the rain.

She was kind of hot.

Yeah, that's not for me, that was for my

mum. She bought something off Temu.

I think I'm done washing my car, it looks

fine. It looks

way better now though. Look at the sides.

I cleaned that one alloy. I can't be

bothered doing the other one. It'll just

get muddy again, won't it? I'd rather

do it when it's not raining. Try the

pressure washer. Ah, I'm bothered. I've

got to put all the attachments back on,

plug it in, unscrew the hose head I

don't even know if this hose goes into

that pressure washer.

I don't even know why I bought this now.

Just bored and on Amazon I thought, wow,

that looks cool.

Why don't I park in the garage? Cuz then I

got to get my mom to move her car, and

then you got to go in the door, fiddle

with the lock thing, open the garage door,

and then there's probably stuff in there

like lawn mower. It's just a hassle having

to open and shut the garage. I mean, if I

drive out the garage, I've got to get out

the car, shut the garage door, lock the

garage door, lock that door, get back in

the car. And then when I come home, I've

got to get out the car, open the garage

door, drive into the garage,

lock the garage door, lock the car. It's

such a hassle. I can't be bothered.

I don't know why I didn't just think to

use the hose. Look, how much pressure

do you want?

It's good enough, isn't it?

Whoa! What's the point

having a garage if you can't keep the car

inside of it? To keep tools and lawnmower,

bicycles, and my

dad used to put his Lotus in it.

Actually, my granddad built that garage

and he used to keep his tools and his

lawnmower.

Yeah, look, I've already got a pressure

washer. Why did I buy that?

Mum's going to be pissed with all the

water I'm using. Better stop it.

Okay, I'm done washing the car. Now what?

What's that?

You know it's the the gypsies when they're

blasting the music. You can hear the music

blasting even when they're in the car.

How are they not deaf? Oh, it smells like

strawberries in my car now.

Oh, it smells so good in the car.

It's like a strawberry car.

Oh, I don't want to sit in the rain.

Mmm, that was best

purchase, a £4 purchase.

Where's— oh, I've got a little towel down

Isn't that smell for women? What smell do

manly men have? Smell of oil and petrol.

Diesel cologne.

Oh my God, I'm tired. I've got to start

the refund process. I want my money back.

A waste of money.

Return or replace items.

Performance not adequate.

Why are you returning it? I don't like it.

Refund to your Visa.

Post office drop-off,

no label needed. Nice.

Oh, it's only £110.

What did I spend £160 on then? What?

Wait, they're not saying I can't get a

full refund. How much was it initially?

It says total expected refund £110.

How much did it cost?

Oh yeah, it was £110. Oh my God,

the lance— snow foam lance was £20.

That was a waste.

How did it come to a total of £170?

And then that green hose thing cost £13.

Oh my God, the green hose pipe cost £34!

Fuck's sake, I'm gonna have to refund that

too. Let's just put

it back in the box. I might as well refund

the lance thing then. Refund it all.

How do I refund it?

Return items.

Not good.

Refund to my Visa.

Post office.

Box required. No box needed. I've got to

choose a drop-off location.

Maidstone. Uh, fuck's sake.

Oh, it's near Leeds Castle. I'll drop off

there then. Confirm return.

Should I go tomorrow? I guess it's too

late now. At least I got a car,

I can just drive anywhere now.

Refund. Okay, how about the pressure

washer? Where do I drop that off?

And then the snow lance. Refund it

all! Stupid fucking Amazon, waste my time.

Return.

No good.

I want my money back.

Okay, and then what else?

So lance, the hose, and the washer are

going back, and I will keep the snow foam

for next time I wash the car by using a

sponge.

God, now it's just making my life more

What is a 0 to 60 pull?

We've accepted your return request. Once

we receive the item, return to— doesn't

say where, but return it to. The other 2

said Kingswood.

It doesn't

say where to return it to. Your QR

code will be emailed to you, which can be

used at participating post office

locations. Click it, enter your postcode,

click on deliver. Oh, maybe I haven't

chose the drop-off. Oh, well, thanks. On

cat. The workers be. Oh, sorry, I didn't

have my speaker on.

Where's my charger?

Um, I can unplug this one, put it into my

battery bank. Oh wait, unplug.

Wait, where was this one? Ah man,

no, I'll put it— oh, I know. Put this one

here. I don't really use this

wireless charger because charger's slower

than a wired charger.

Excuse me.

Oh, I got this problem with the car.

I got this problem.

The check tyre inflation pressure

warning keeps beeping, so I switched off

the beeping because it was annoying. But I

already had that problem like 4 days ago.

And I re-pumped the tires back to 33

PSI, and it's beeping again!

How can it be going flat so quickly?

I can't really pump it right now because

it's raining, but I drove it today and it

felt fine, so I don't know why it's

beeping. It was down to like 28 PSI,

so I pumped it back up to 33. I don't know

what the reading is now because it's

raining. I need to check it.

Stupid car.

I think it's the back left tire.

No mercy for these enemies of the people,

the enemies of socialism, the enemies of

the working people. War to the death

against the rich and their hangers-on.

The bourgeois intellectuals, war on the

rogues, the idlers, and the rowdies.

Thanks so much.

That's weird. It's giving me a bunch of

different post offices I can drop the

washer at, but it's sent me to a different

post office for the other 2 items.

I guess I just go to the same place.

Drop off between Monday

to Friday.

No more collections today.

I guess I just go there and

he scans my QR code.

And then he can repack it.

Oh my God, what a waste of time that was.

At least I've got this strawberry smelling

thing, it's quite nice.

I might put the second one in, double

strawberry. Keep it and fix

it later because now I got the hose pipe,

it just seems kind of pointless.

I'd rather have my £160 back.

Why does everything have to be difficult

Oh, hey Top Lists, it's been

a while. Is there enough room in my

backpack? No, I've got, I've got boots

now, or a trunk as Americans call it.

Got 1.5 liters, can fit Sunny in it.

After a while you can't smell the

strawberry anymore.

I thought it was a good idea to get the

pressure washer because you keep seeing

these videos of people snow foaming their

cars and then pressure washing it, and it

looked really cool.

Oh, I think it's on CAD, the premium club.

God, my hair looks weird now, it's all

wet.

Now I've got this dash cam, it's really

cool, it's just there. It doesn't get

in the way, it's wired in, I hid the wires

behind the skirting bits, plugs into a

cigarette lighter. I didn't hardwire it

into the fuse box because I'm scared to

touch the fuse box. But if you do that,

you get 24-hour parking surveillance

because it connects into the red fuse,

which means it's always on even when the

car's off. But then it's like draining the

battery, which is not great. I guess

it won't drain it enough to kill the

I can't see anything.

Start recording.

The rain keeps wetting

my windows, and then this fog keeps

steaming up, and this demisting bag

doesn't do anything. That was a waste of

money too. This never happened in

Thailand. If you don't have your car

heating on, the inside of the car just

mists up. And you can't see anything, so

you have to have the heating on even if

you're not cold.

Where are you going? I'm not going

anywhere, I'm just hiding from the rain.

Just wondering what else I can get for the

car. I'm kind of fed up with these carpet

floor mats because they're really hard to

clean. The bits of dirt get stuck in the

fabric. I thought about just getting

rubber floor mats and then you just rinse

it off. Blow thing without the

heating. That's weird because

I had the air conditioning on when it was

hotter back in summer and it was misting

up. Dave Gibson said it has to be hot air

and I was whining saying, but I'm hot, I

don't want the heater on, but I had to put

it on in the end because it was just too

It also drains my battery to have the air

conditioning and the heater on.

Really annoying. They should make the

glass waterproof so it doesn't stick to

I don't like this plastic, glossy plastic.

It gets all smudgy and dust.

It's really hard to keep the dust off.

Look, I get all this dust. Constantly

wiping it and then more dust. Why do they

make out this shiny glossy plastic? So

these bits are fine, you don't really see

the dust, but it's the shiny bits. These

bits, that bit, and this bit looks

really ugly when the sun shines on it.

Yeah, I'm quite happy with, um, how much

money I'm making now. I was sick, so I

didn't make that much. I didn't make as

much as I could have this month, but I

still made £2,100 this month. I made

£2,300 last month. This is more money than

I've made since probably 2021,

back when my YouTube was doing good.

And problem is I'm spending too much. I

spent like £800 this month. Hopefully when

I get the refund, that'll go back down to

about £650. Keep buying stuff for the car,

like my dash cam cost £60, but now

I've got dash cam footage, which is nice.

What else did I buy?

I don't know what I've been buying.

Everyone told you to get a job and you

raged at us. Yeah, because back then I

didn't need to get a job. My YouTube was

making good money. If my YouTube was still

making good money, I wouldn't need to get

a job, but I had no choice.

So I think So I make about £2,000.

My expenses are about £500.

Depends if I splurge on Amazon or not.

So I make roughly £1,400 a month.

Um, my debt is about £13K.

It's going to take like 8

months I'm

hoping next year around July I've paid up—

paid off nearly most of my debt,

and then I want to get £6,000 pro gaming

PC, top of the line specs.

I can't wait until I'm out of debt. It'll

be really nice.

You're never going to buy a house then?

Yeah, I think I'm not going to get a

house. Can't be bothered. I think it's

too— it's too difficult to buy a house,

rent it out. Try and make profit. Too many

things can go wrong. You got to do a lot

of research, a lot of traveling to the

place to have a look at it. Fingers

crossed you get good tenants. It's too

much headache. I'd rather just get stocks.

Do I still work?

Yeah. Working tomorrow.

I can't smell the strawberry anymore. If I

press it, what happens? It just squishes—

squish— squidges around.

I think if I had the aircon on or the

heater on, it would blow the smell around

more.

Oh my God, I didn't

think the horn works when the car's off,

and I didn't think it would be that loud.

I don't like using— I've never used the

horn. It scares me. I don't know how

people just horn at people all the time on

the roads. I'm scared of my own horn. I

didn't get horned at today, so I'm quite

happy. I got horned

at a couple days ago because I was pulling

out of the supermarket and I looked left,

a car was coming, but he looked like he

was going really slow, so I just pulled

out because I couldn't be bothered

waiting, and then he beeps at me. Stupid

Yeah, well done, Mr. Tough Guy. Beep at

me, so fucking what? I'm still in front of

you, what are you gonna do about it,

bitch? And then I brake-checked him.

And then this stupid Land Rover pickup

thing guy was so close behind me because I

was driving a bit slow on the country lane

because I wasn't sure where I had to turn

in. And then I saw I had to turn in, and I

was a bit scared to brake hard because he

was really close behind me. So, I missed

the turn, pulled over to the left, let him

overtake me, and then I reversed back up

the road so I could make the turn. So

stupid. The idiot so close behind me,

always Land Rovers. I hate Land Rover

drivers. They suck. Big stupid— big

stupid chunky fridge-looking boxcar.

I hope Sunny doesn't hear this because I

know she likes Land Rovers, but oh my,

Land Rovers are so ugly. They're literally

a big box on wheels with the biggest

pricks in the country driving them,

usually farmers or stupid farmer wives.

Have you seen these little blonde

middle-aged English MILF women drive to

supermarket in a big massive Land Rover

4x4. They look so stupid

and they're like trying to park the car,

massive tank of a car, and they always

drive right behind you when you go slow,

really close.

I swear Land Rover drivers are the worst

drivers on the roads.

I hate them. I saw an accident. I didn't

see it, but I saw the 2 cars parked up on

the side. Guess what? It was a Land Rover

and an EV. I think

the back of the EV was dented. Let me

guess, the Land Rover was too close behind

the EV and the EV braked, and then the

Land Rover went into the back of it.

Is it Range Rover or Land Rover? I never

can remember. And they always got

stupid names like Discovery,

Land Cruiser, as if the people driving

them are doing like a 1,000-mile marathon

journey across the Sahara Desert when all

they're doing is going from their stupid

house to the stupid supermarket.

Oh, got to get in my 4x4 Land Cruiser,

5-minute drive to the supermarket,

and then get in everyone's way with my big

box of a cart.

Hate those cars. They're really pissing me

off. They're such ugly cars as well.

They got no— it's like no curves. No

futuristic styling. It is literally just a

square box.

I hate 4x4s and pickup drivers.

Horrible people.

Stop saying your car's futuristic. My car

looks sleek and elegant, like it's made

for the 2024th century.

It's got curves in the right places, it's

small. What does

this Land Rover have? It's just big square

on big wheels. It's got rubbish miles

per gallon as well.

My car looks great with the

fang headlights, sleek backside,

crimson red. Have you seen

my fang headlights? I think the rain

stopped. Look.

Start recording. Why does she sound like

she's Russian?

Wait, all right, those are the main beams.

Why won't it stay on?

Usually you pull it and it stay— it won't

stay on. Stupid car. Let me show you my

fang Peugeot headlights.

It's kind of hard to explain how to

pronounce Peugeot. It's like Joe. It's not

Joe or show. It's Joe. It's French.

Oh wait, they're not on. How do you make

the headlights go on? Oh, I know.

It's weird, won't turn on now.

Maybe I need the engine on. Got to hold it

down. Oh, now they're on.

Beep. Start recording.

Yeah, it's on. Look at my fang headlights.

Oh yeah,

oh yeah, look, the single fang, the lion's

claw slices through the wind.

Looks so cool.

It's one good-looking car. Look at my

mom's car, boring Japanese Japanese. The

interior of Hondas— I don't know what,

what is with the interior, but it looks

very mature, like very grown-up car. But

it just makes me feel like— makes me think

of a 60-year-old Japanese man, you know,

wearing his Rolex and his leather shoes.

Salaryman. It's got a very grown-up

feeling to the interior of the Honda,

like the steering wheel and stuff.

Look at my fang headlights.

I like it. I mean, the 2024 version of my

car has triple fangs,

but that's like the premium spec. Mine's

just the mid-spec. It's the Premium

Allure. It's not the GT.

Yeah. And then the back bit

has the 3 dashes.

It's like the lion claw scratchwork.

Yeah, I will tidy up when I finished

It's raining, I can't finished washing it

now.

She wants me to wash— thinks I'm going to

wash my car in the rain and get all wet.

Uh, why is she hosing my car down?

I've already hosed it down.

Oh, I'm cold. Don't want to

turn the heating on, waste battery.

Better turn it off.

Have you seen that man on Instagram? He

lives in his car and he does DoorDash all

day long, and he's like, today I made

$1,000 on DoorDash,

and he's saving up to buy a house or

something. He just does DoorDash all day

and then sleeps 8 hours in his car.

It's pretty cool because he's just working

non-stop. I don't work much, I work like 4

hours a day, 5 hours a day. He works like

16 hours a day, but he's driving petrol,

so I don't know how he's making much

money. You're missed in

Asia. Yeah, but I'm just so broke

and I'm not making enough money anymore

from YouTube to be able to really fund it.

And maybe if I go full YouTube again, I

could make a bit more, but it's really a

struggle now to make— even

trying to make over £1,000 is really hard.

I got to spam out videos, got to stream

every 2 days, every day maybe. Then maybe

if I did like IRL streaming every day I

could probably make nearly $1,500,

but it's just not enough, especially when

I've got to pay off the credit card, I've

got to pay my mum back.

And maybe after I paid all my debts off,

think about it, but then I'm stuck paying

for this car now for the next 4 years.

So even if I wanted to,

I don't know how I would be able to go

back to Asia or Thailand.

I mean, I could sell all my stocks for

£8,000, pay off the credit card, but then

I still owe my mum like £6K.

And I've just kind of lost the spirit to

be a content creator. I don't know what

happened. I was really into it last year,

the idea of being an IRL streamer,

and then I IRL streamed in Japan and I

just— it kind of put me off it after I

nearly got beat up.

That's why you get a long-term visa.

I don't have the money to. If I was rich,

I could get the Thai Elite Visa, 5 years.

It's like 20K.

I don't know why my mom's like moaning

about cleaning up. Obviously I'm going to

tidy up when I go back inside.

Why like rush to tidy up now when it's

raining and I'm streaming?

What's the big deal? So what, some boxes

outside? I'll do it in a minute. In a

I don't really want to live in Thailand

for 5 years though. Thailand gets boring.

You can't do anything in Thailand apart

from go to the shopping center, go to the

beach. That's it.

That's all there is to Thailand, is go to

a shopping center, food market, and then

go to the beach. It gets really

boring when you're in your own country.

Nothing is inaccessible. You can get a

car, finance a car, get a mortgage, buy a

house, get a job. There's no language

barrier, there's no Oh, you don't have a

visa. Oh, you don't have a bank account.

It's like the opportunities are endless,

but then you go overseas, everything's

hard. You need this, you need that, you

need to speak the language, or you need

someone to help you speak the language.

It's just like everything's harder when

you're overseas.

And then you miss certain things like

food, the climate,

the atmosphere.

I'm really enjoying just driving around

the English countryside. It's nice.

Never done this before.

Life in Japan was like, you live in a

little apartment near a train station so

you don't need to drive, um, and then what

you do is you walk to the short-term guy,

go to the supermarket, do some shopping,

maybe go to a park. Go back

to your apartment, cook food, and then you

just do that every day. And then maybe do

a trip, a travel somewhere on the train.

I mean, I could drive in Japan. Sunny

drove in Japan. It looked pretty easy,

but then I got to rent a car. Didn't she

say she was given the car by a friend or

something? I wonder what she did with the

car. She probably ditched it in the woods,

didn't she?

And then you can't rent an apartment. Oh,

you need a girlfriend or a wife.

If you don't have a visa, you can't rent

an apartment. Then you got to stay in a

hotel. Which is expensive. It's just

such a headache. I'm just so tired of all

this, all this mumbo jumbo that comes with

being overseas.

Although sometimes I do feel like maybe

some kind of social life would be nice.

Apart from when Sunny comes, I have zero

social life, but I don't really know what

I want.

I still don't feel like I want friends.

I don't know.

Japan was always nice because I would end

up having some kind of social life.

Maybe I can join like an EV community. We

meet up and we show off our cars. That

just sounds kind of gay. Oh, look at my