walking to airport and leaving FOREVER

What the— testing.

Why is it vertical mode?

Um, YouTube said it recommends vertical

mode.

I know my shoes are getting dirty. Why is

it all wet.

Is it any better? It says

I've got 4 bars to 5G.

How can it not be good?

I don't even care anymore at this point.

I'm done.

So this is the YouTube app.

So much static.

Yeah, maybe it's best to just stream from

the YouTube app then, but then I got no

Widgets, no pop-ups.

All I— I don't care about that stuff. I

just want the stream to work at this

point.

Why portrait mode? YouTube said portrait

mode is best. For mobile

and I feel less stupid holding my phone in

portrait mode because it looks like I'm

just holding my phone. But when you hold

your phone horizontally, it looks like

you're filming, and then people might get

mad at me. Also, I can kind

of put my phone into flip,

flip mode.

But there's no wide angle, it just uses

the front camera and

this camera.

Don't like that camera.

All these streams, I think they're killing

my channel more. Just spamming out all

these rubbish streams, no one's watching.

This channel's so dead.

Why is— so there's no lag? The hell?

Maybe it was the app just being rubbish.

My other phone is locked out of my YouTube

account. Keeps saying verify, and I press

verify, it takes me to Samsung browser and

it says cannot verify.

Make a separate streaming channel, but

then there'll just be less people there

than who's here. Because at least on this

channel I might be able to get more

viewers if I title it with a clickbait

Korean people everywhere. Why do

Korean people come here? It's so boring.

I'm scared that Korean woman from last

year is gonna find me or something.

Imagine she found my YouTube channel and

then she tracks me down, drags me back to

her apartment for some snu snu.

So is the stream okay now? I don't

understand why it's okay now but it wasn't

okay with Larix. It's just annoying

because now I can't fold the phone,

otherwise it's gonna end the stream.

I don't even know if there's stabilization

or not. I'm guessing there would be

because the YouTube app's pretty

mainstream, isn't it? I don't know

where the mic is. I might accidentally— if

it— if the sound is rubbish, tell me

because I might be accidentally blocking

it. Hurting my arm holding my phone up.

I think that Korean woman, she should date

a black guy with 10-inch dick because

Because her lady hole was really big.

Imagine a Japanese man with his micro

penis. It'd be like parking a bus

in a plane hangar.

I don't know why she was so loose,

because if you haven't done it in a while,

it would be tight because it shrinks. The

less you use it. She must be doing it a

lot then. Maybe she's got like toys, a

massive cucumber or something. I don't

know why it's so loose.

It's only loose if you use it a lot, so I

don't know what her story was.

Is it stable? It's not shaky.

I can't tell. Oh, my shoes are gonna get

all dirty.

What do you think of portrait mode? Does

it make it terrible and unwatchable?

Are you watching it on your phone?

Because if you're watching on your phone,

maybe it's better because the phone is

long and slim, not wide.

Was Korean woman upset you left her? I

don't know because I blocked her. I left

and I sent a message saying, sorry, I have

to go back to Thailand, something

happened. She probably just came

out the shower and sat there in disbelief

and shock. I don't know how quickly she

got over it. Do you think she cried? Come

on, we only knew each other for a week.

There's no way she developed strong enough

feelings to cry over it. She even

said to me herself, if I was you, I would

have done a runner, having to look after

me with my broken arm.

Yeah, there's no text-to-speech because

I'm on the YouTube app, and there's no

PayPal donations, so you have to do Super

Chat. Everything's screwed,

so I'm I

have to use a different app if I wanted

PayPal donations.

YouTube wouldn't want you to use PayPal

donations. YouTube wants 30% cut from the

Super Chat. Oh my God, I'm back here

again. What?

I've got 4 bars, 5G. I've only

used 1 gigabyte of my 2 gigabyte data SIM

card. Now what's going to happen is I'm

going to run out of data. Because I

streamed about an hour, didn't I? And I

used 1 gigabyte. Now I

don't know how much bitrate this

YouTube app is using,

so I probably gotta buy more data. I'm

just losing money at this point, you know.

I spent like £150 so far trying to make a

setup. With the battery bank and the SIM

cards. So any

money I made, I just lost it all already.

I'm such a great businessman.

I'm using my Galaxy Flip 4.

Yeah, so maybe I put my 50 GB data

SIM card back in instead of topping up the

2GB one. So it seems like the YouTube app

does a better job at streaming.

It's pixelated. Well, at least it means

it's not using a lot of data. Why is it

pixelated though? It says I've got 4 bars

of 4G— I mean 5G.

Is it even 720p?

Oh, I'm so fed up.

Traveler streamer who streams directly

from the app gets 70% cut from Super Chats

and tells everyone his PayPal email.

Yeah, but there's no point giving me a

PayPal dono because it won't pop up on the

YouTube app, so I won't

even know if you gave me a PayPal dono.

When I turn off my phone screen, the video

stops playing.

Maybe it doesn't support background

player. Your SD card

has nothing to do with your internet.

When did I say anything about the SD card?

I'm pretty sure I said SIM card, not SD

I feel like yesterday's stream went a lot

better with the other SIM card, but I put

the, the old SIM card in my old phone and

now it doesn't work, so I have to put my

old SIM card back into this phone.

But Buck will get you a better SIM when

you get to Osaka. But then

I have to pay for a contract for like a

year when I'm only here for a few months.

How much would it cost? Like £30

a month unlimited data.

30 times 12 would be like £400.

Maybe I'll plug in

my battery bank, see if it works.

The interesting thing about the Flip Z is

I can flip it and it stands up on its own.

Look,

I got this

new cable.

Okay, it's charging.

She'll cancel it after you leave.

Oh yeah, that could work. It says I'm

charging at 22 watts.

Why is it not focusing? How come yesterday

it only charged at 6 watts, but now it's

charging at 22 watts?

Why do they walk so close to me talking so

loudly? Stupid idiots.

Fuck off. Why do people have to walk so

close to where I'm standing? Go away.

Okay, power bank, not a waste of money.

I need some mods. Where's Kerry?

Noisy people here now. There's more people

here now. Why? What time is

it? It's only 1 PM.

I've only got 2 hours. I'll get to the

airport. Maybe we just walk to the

I kind of like this portrait mode. I can

flip my phone into a laptop shape and then

hold it without looking like I'm

streaming, and I can see the chat on it.

Kind of like it.

No wide angle though.

No, there's no text-to-speech.

So the next problem is I'm probably going

to run out of data. In about an

hour, so I guess I'll just let it stream

until I run out of data and then switch

SIM cards. But by that time,

might as well just go to the airport.

So I'm guessing the plane is going towards

the airport. I should follow that plane.

I'm at the Ohori Park area.

It should take like an hour and something

to walk to the airport, so the airport's

probably in that direction.

I'm pretty sure I'll be safe. Streaming.

Look at that! Is the airplane going up or

is it landing? So weird

how it looks like they're just floating.

Uh, I don't know which way I'm facing.

I think I came from that way.

Which means O'Hare Park would be that way,

and that's west, so that's east,

and that's southeast. I need to go

southeast. Wow,

62 viewers! Famous again!

So it's not disconnecting, is it? So

weird.

Oh, there's a building says Misaki.

So which here is Frameworks? Okay, we're

in the busy Road now. I wonder

what my connection is. 4 bars 5G.

I don't know why the bitrate would be bad

if I'm at 5G on 5G.

Well,

the YouTube app is choosing the best

bitrate for the stream to not disconnect.

It's better than nothing, I guess.

This year is so much worse than last year.

At least last year I could do a subathon

stream and it was fine mostly. I don't

understand. Why it's so bad.

Was the beginning of the stream good

quality? Because what if the beginning of

stream was really good and then used up 1

gigabyte really quickly and now my SIM

card is like using restricted data.

Wait, let me check. So I'm gonna have to

switch apps to check my remaining data,

which is probably gonna disconnect stream

for a moment, so give me a second.

It says I got 0.94 gigabytes left,

so because

the stream is so low quality— I don't even

know why it's so low quality though.

It didn't even ask me what quality to

choose, I think, when I set up the stream.

Let me see.

Yeah, nice to hold it in lap form.

What's this? Can you even see anything?

Was everything just pixelated?

So I streamed 20 minutes, I used 0.5

gigabytes, I got 0.94 left, so it

should be able to last for a few hours

until I get to the airport.

The chat wants answers. What, from

spammers? Why are you posting the same

comment on different accounts. If I can

see another plane landing, then I can tell

where the airport is. I'll probably just

walk to the airport,

save money.

The power bank is

working really well. The power bank

charged 10% already.

It's charging at 20 watts,

so at least I didn't waste my money buying

that.

What was the question about milk? At least

I don't feel so nervous right now talking.

I look like I'm just talking on my phone,

I guess.

People think I'm weird.

I look like I'm holding a little makeup

mirror,

like a little cosmetic. I'll show you my

reflection if you can even see

it. Look.

Can you see it?

I flipped it 90 degrees.

Oh my God.

We see you aren't giving answers. I don't

give answers for free. Can you see the

vending machine? Look, peach.

That's pain. Maybe we'll go this way.

I'm not stalking anyone, by the way.

I just,

um, I don't remember where the airport

is. When's the plane gonna

fly over again?

People say I'm stalking just because I

went in the same direction as a cute lady.

What is this? I better not accidentally

walk into a fusoku.

What's this place?

Fukuoka Design School.

This looks

like a shady street.

What's bun bo? I think it's stationery.

I get scared of these tiny little little

restaurants. I feel like they'll say no

gaijins.

So do you like stream quality?

So with Larynx I was trying to force it to

stream at good quality, and that's why it

kept disconnecting, because I can't stream

at good quality for some reason,

even with 5G SIM card.

Why does it say milk on her backpack?

Milk.

Look, I found an American gym.

I've lost my bearings.

He looks like he lives in the scenery.

Let's follow these noisy guys.

I'll donate if you answer me.

Okay, I'll tell you anything.

Please give me a Super Chat so I didn't

waste my money on this SIM card.

Would you— would I drink cat's milk?

No, I don't even drink milk.

I very rarely drink milk.

My back hurts. I'm carrying 9 kg of

weight. Where am I?

I wanted to head southeast.

Yeah, where's the Super Chat? You

promised.

Wow, my phone's charging really fast.

50%. It went from 30% to 50% in about 10

minutes. I got this cable— oh,

maybe it's the cable because I got this

new cable. It said super fast charging up

to 100 watts. My cable yesterday was

probably rubbish.

I can hear a plane. Where is it?

If I can see where the plane's going— I

can get us to the airport.

I lost 4G. It says 5G. Oh, thanks,

Purple Potato. I'm not stalking

nobody.

The stream quality looks so good on my

screen. I don't know what it's like for

It's probably because your phone or your

internet's not good. It's not me.

I wonder how bad it looks.

Well, I don't know how to fix it. Maybe I

try pocket Wi-Fi next. What does Ginny Ty

use? Doesn't she use an M1 Nighthawk

mobile router? Maybe I'll get that.

Put my SIM card into it. I don't get

it. It says 5G SIM card, max upload

speed 400 megabits. Then why is it bad?

Maybe I got power saver, data saver mode

on or something. See if I get 5G back

here. No, still 4G. Got scammed.

Said 5G SIM card, it's only 4G.

I'm tired.

Moss Burger looks weird, doesn't it?

Why is the burger bigger than the bun?

And they put too much lettuce in it.

It says I got 0.9 gigabytes left.

No, I don't like Moss Burger.

They put too much sauce on it. They don't

know how to make a burger.

They don't know how to make Western food.

They put strawberries on pizza and they

put strawberries in a sandwich.

Why are they wearing a mask in the car?

Did you see that? They're wearing masks

inside their car when they're driving

alone. What is the point?

No, I don't even know if you can see it.

Can you see my pimples?

I guess the, um, the low quality means

you can't see my face defects.

I bet my skin looks really good with this

quality.

Damn, she's got like 4-inch heels.

Follow her. No,

I'm just walking in the same direction by

coincidence. Was she running away?

Remember, Ice kept trying to talk to girls

in Japan, they kept running away.

Hello, looking for staff.

What time is it? I don't want to miss my

flight. 1 PM. I've got 5 hours.

Is that ramen?

Looks scary.

My flight is going to a secret location in

Japan.

I think it's my first time doing a

domestic flight in Japan. I've never done

domestic flight. Or have I? Oh,

I did. I went Haneda to Kumamoto

Airport once. I forgot what it was like.

I was supposed to fly to Oita, but there

was a typhoon, so my plane got

diverted.

The back streets of Fukuoka.

When's the next meetup?

Meetup with who?

Oh, my back hurts.

They're really strict on luggage weight.

Are they? Because I'm pretty sure when I

last flew domestically, I had a big

rucksack and they didn't check. My

rucksack now is 9 kgs, but my flight from

Bangkok said 7 kg carry-on. But they don't

check. There's no weighing thing.

You just get on the plane. I think because

I'm skinny, they should just let me carry

a few extra kg because I'm way lighter

than your average person. I weigh like 50

kg. Most men weigh 60 or 70,

so it's not fair. They should charge fat

people more money. How come they charge

you carrying heavy backpacks,

but they don't charge you if you're

massively fat.

Doesn't make sense.

They should give me a discount for being

anorexic.

I don't even know where I'm going. Oh,

it's a plane. Oh, there's a plane. It's

going that way.

So the airport must be this way.

Where'd it go? There it is. We just follow

the plane. What if it took off

and it's flying to Korea?

I'm pretty sure it's landing.

Maybe I'll

ask someone. Oh, what are they doing?

Massive robot arm.

It's a big arm.

Su Hero,

my new wife.

Wish she interact more with chat. No one's

barely saying anything, it's so loud here.

The fuck?

Just walking past the construction site.

Johnny went to South Korea. What's he

going to do there? Say— what's

something offensive to Koreans?

South Korea belongs to Kim Jong-un or

something. Seoul,

Pyongyang, we do it again. What's he going

to do there? It's like his only shtick is

say Saying Nakashima or whatever.

Toyota, Honda, we'd do it again.

You said you wouldn't wear a hoodie

anymore. Yeah, but I couldn't find

something nice. I found a nice fleece

with a collar, but it was, it was, uh,

$150.

Now you look 16. You're so kind.

The low bitrate makes me look young.

That's why I only stream at rubbish

quality. What do they have here? Butter

and milk, Sangria,

Monster. I never had Monster Energy. Is it

good? I never had G Fuel.

Oh, Nikki Makoto. His name's

Oh Nikki.

I wonder if Prism Live Studio would be

good for streaming. I think Larix

Broadcast is just bad, or I haven't done

the settings right.

I don't really like Red Bull. It's got

like a weird metallic flavor.

Maybe next time I try Prism. The problem

with Prism is there's no stabilization,

so I'd have to use my iPhone.

Look, do I look cool?

Maybe I'll

try the iPhone for the next stream on

Prison Life.

I'm hungry.

Oh, McDonald's.

Maybe next

Why do I feel like I'm in a video game?

I feel like Thailand is more of a real

country with real people.

Japan is like robot country.

There's something very robotic about the

Japanese people, the mannerisms and stuff

There was something refreshing about how

in Thailand just see 4 guys sitting in the

back of a pickup truck with a— without any

seat belt or safety, or 2 guys sitting on

the back of a moped.

I don't think you can do that in the UK,

sit in the back of a pickup truck. You'd

need a seat belt.

Are you going to— yes, house. Going to the

airport. What?

I can hear a plane.

Where's that plane? Imagine I'm going in

the opposite direction. Oh, there's the

plane. No, it's definitely going down.

I'm pretty sure it's going down, not up.

I saw a massive queue outside of Mr.

Donut. Why do they queue up for hours just

to buy a donut? It's not that good,

is it?

Never understand that. It's always Mr.

Donut though. Or some

kind of bakery.

Does anyone else find the sound of 2

Japanese ladies chatting really annoying.

I don't know why though. I was setting up

the stream yesterday and then these 2

women stood next to me and they were just

chatting, but the sound was really

annoying. I don't know why though.

It's not loud like Korean people,

but it's very fast and

each syllable is very quick. Quick, so

it's very rapid-fire sounding,

and the voices are very high-pitched.

And then I saw this Australian man at the

train station today. He lost his wife

because she got on the wrong train or

something, and then he was whining at her.

He was like, oh, come on! Why can't you

just figure it out? That's my Australian

accent. Is it any good?

And then he hung up the phone and went,

oh, for fuck's sake.

I said he got bored of Japan after 2

months. Yeah, it does get

pretty boring. Unless you go to the weird

places where they have maid cafes,

like the weird novelty cafes and weird sex

stuff is the only interesting thing.

Unless you like temples and castles,

which I doubt he does. Unless you're a

50-year-old man, I don't think anyone

cares about temples and castles. Where's

that plane?

Plane. I got

bored in Japan when I was married. That's

why I left. The idea of being stuck in

Japan for the rest of my life— as

soon as Chihiro said let's get divorced,

I was like, oh, thank God.

Finally. Oh, there's a plane. See, it's

landing, isn't it? Oh wait, it kind of

looks like it's going up. I can't tell.

It's going that way.

It's going that way.

I'm pretty sure that's landing.

Where's it go? It's over there. So the

airport must be that way.

I'm a genius, don't need Google Maps.

I think if I stayed married, I would have

been so bored.

I wonder how much it costs to live here.

Probably like $400.

Looks quite nice, I guess. Just kind of

boring. You could

have made better content. People would

have gotten bored of it. Chihiro divorced

me because of the drama and the fighting,

so I couldn't do drama and fighting if I

stayed. So what would we do?

Traveling to some place,

10K views. I tried

traveling with her, but the views just

kept getting worse and worse, like 20K,

15K,

25K. So I knew for the safety—

I mean, for the For

the success of the channel, I had to leave

her because I needed drama and she

wouldn't let me do it. And travel stuff

wasn't getting— it was getting less views,

less and less. Is there a way to revive

your channel? I don't know,

I don't know really.

I guess I need drama, don't I? I need some

crazy storyline events to happen.

I think traveling is not really

interesting for my viewers. They want me

to meet people and they want weird stuff

Suspenders was in a car accident.

What happened? Did he die?

Oh my God, I'm tired.

Check Google Maps? That's cheating.

I could check my other phone.

Um, where am I?

Yeah, I'm kind of heading in the right

direction. I need to bank left a little

bit, but you can't

really see that. I'm about— oh

my god, I haven't walked that far from the

park. I'm like

25% of the way there.

I need to bank left a bit.

Following the plane actually worked, I

can't believe it.

Maybe if my stream actually worked, I'd do

some crazy stuff. I can't be bothered if

the quality is rubbish.

So let's say I could get perfect stream

quality, what would I do?

I don't know.

If I go into a shop or a building, I'm

pretty effed. And then if I go in a place

that has music, I get copyright claimed.

And then you go into a big shopping

center, you get effed.

Why I choose to fly

instead of taking the bullet train?

Because it's cheaper and faster.

Bullet train costs per each $200.

I bet it's like ¥20,000

or ¥15,000.

I like how there's not just a bunch of

stray dogs everywhere barking at you.

Walk towards the sunrise. But it's 1 PM

and the sun's up there, so the sun's

setting. Wait, does the sun set from left

to right? So I'm guessing

the sun would set that way.

Oh, it's hot now. It's really hot.

It was really cold earlier.

Japan should be super safe now. They just

had a big— yeah, huge earthquake. That's

what I said. I said when there's a big

earthquake, it's unlikely there to be

another big one for a while. Oh look,

school. Oh look,

there's a plane.

The plane's going that way. Quick, follow

The last big earthquake was that 2011 one,

so it's been about 15 years. And then that

other big one It wasn't that big, it

wasn't on the news for very long. It's

like magnitude 7. I think only 10 people

died. That's nothing.

So maybe that means the next big one

hasn't happened yet. Well, I'm pretty sure

The next big one won't happen whilst I'm

here. Look at the school.

Why, why do they have a sandy playground?

Or is it concrete?

I think I was 21 when

that earthquake happened.

My dad was asking me, are you sure you

still want to go? It seemed kind of scary.

It was on the news all the time, and

people were saying stuff like all the

foreigners are leaving, radiation's gonna

kill everyone.

People were freaking out, so I got a bit

scared, but I went anyway.

How many died? Was Wasn't like 30,000. So

I don't know if I can get all the way to

the airport. I might give up, get the

train from Hakata. Hakata is so boring.

Just got some shops.

It's got a Yodobashi and a Uniqlo.

Hirao Mountain Villa. Ah,

it's not cold anymore, at least.

Oh, it's a plane.

Where's it going? It's going that

way.

How did you do your laundry? I haven't

done it yet.

Got some dirty socks and underwear.

Oh, my back,

my hand hurts.

Wonder why not as

many people

watching this stream compared to when I'm

just in the hotel room. Is this not fun?

Because the stream is stable now, hasn't

disconnected once.

Everywhere's so clean. Look at the roads,

it's not one bit of litter.

Look at it, how do they get

it so clean?

If this was Thailand All these roofs would

be rusted corrugated metal. There'd be a

bunch of half-naked old men just sitting

around. There'd be some woman selling

squid on the side of the road, grilling

it.

I don't like how in Thailand there's food

stalls everywhere. It clutters up the

streets. You don't get that here.

It just looks so clean. Look at this.

Yeah, there'll be dogs wandering around,

rats, motorbikes everywhere.

Thailand is so chaotic.

I'd be scared to walk around in a small

neighborhood in Thailand because there'll

be dogs chasing me.

It's just an EV.

Maybe I'll ask someone where the airport

Why is the quality so bad? I don't know.

We got a new SIM card today and this is

what it looks like. It's a 5G SIM card.

I've got 5G, 4 bars. I don't know

why it looks bad.

What if I— do you think I can switch

out the Sims before the stream ends?

What if I find somewhere to sit and see if

I can switch the Sims? Back to the old

I should check the map.

I'm in the middle of nowhere.

I need to be walking that way.

Jesus.

I need to head east.

I think the problem is the,

um, the runway of the airport faces

south and north. Oh, there's a plane.

So for the planes to land, it has to

approach the airport from the south. Or

the north, not from the west. So I think

the plane's going to lead me in the wrong

direction because they're probably flying

south and then they're going to bank left

to line up with the runway.

Why is it so fucking windy?

Stupid wind.

I'm tired.

I think I know why Japanese people cheat

so much. Imagine you live here and

your husband goes out to work 10 hours a

day, and then you drop your kids off at

school and they're at school for like 10

hours a day, and then you're just a bored

30, 40-year-old Japanese housewife at

home. It must be so boring.

Is that— oh,

that's a love hotel! Look, they got a

love hotel in the middle of this boring

neighborhood. Hotel Écote. Short time:

6 to 12. What?

3 hours?

How much? Where's the price?

Look, they actually got a love hotel here.

How many cheating housewives are here?

Short time, ¥2,500.

Nighttime rest, ¥3,000. That's so

expensive. Look, they just got a love

hotel here. That's so weird. Oh, there's

another one there.

2,500 yen.

See, they cheat all the time.

That's why they got love hotels

everywhere.

And then they got these discreet car parks

so people can park here and their

neighbors don't know it's their car

because the car is kind of concealed.

What a great business when

you know people are cheating all the time,

you set up a love hotel. But why don't

they just make them normal hotels? Why

does it have to be a love hotel?

There's one, Hotel Milky Way.

Wait, I'm not walking into the red light

district, am I?

Look, 100 minutes, ¥1,900.

The Milky Way.

Oh, there's a plane!

Look,

look, short time, 100 minutes.

Look, the plane's there.

I bet it's going to bank left to line up

with the runway, so I got to go this way.

The airport's probably over there, and

then they're just flying that way to bank

left because the runway goes

from north to south. I'm a genius!

Lots of love hotels around the airport.

Yeah, so the businessmen going on business

trips can have a bit of fun. But they've

got a love hotel right next to this

You have to get the bus from the train

station to the airport terminal, which is

weird. They don't have a train station

that goes right up to the airport. The bus

took about 15 minutes.

Which way do I go?

Oh, the police.

Japanese police cars look really cool

though. Look, I like the black and white.

The police cars in Thailand look boring.

They just drive silver pickup trucks with

a siren on the roof, and the Thailand

police uniform is a bit boring. It's just

brown, all brown with a black belt.

Japanese policemen look kind of cool.

Okay, now we're— where's that plane going?

The planes are getting louder.

Follow the plane.

I want to hear Blood Bucket speak Japanese

because she speaks English so natively.

It's like she can't speak Japanese cuz

her English is really good. Sometimes

people's English is so good. It's hard to

believe that they're not a native speaker.

Maybe I get the bus.

The bus goes to Tianjin.

Maybe I get some food though.

I didn't

have ramen.

Fukuoka is supposed to be famous for

ramen.

Oh look, there's the plane. The plane's

getting bigger. I'm definitely getting

closer.

It's 2 PM. I've got 4 hours.

Wow, this tarmac's really nice. Look at

this.

Is it tarmac or is it asphalt?

It's really spongy.

It's that girl standing in the alleyway.

Did you see her?

I bet she's cheating,

waiting for her lover.

Their whistling is really loud.

Smells like Chinese food.

This is Chinese dim sum.

Didn't you look up anything about the city

before coming here? Yeah, I went

to the castle and the park. And that's

There's a castle and a park and

a street, like a shopping arcade street

but it's boring. This is way more

interesting.

Oh, the airport is on the sign.

It says turn left.

I didn't even see that bike. I was looking

at my phone.

How did I not see him?

So I have to turn left here. Oh, they're

crossing already.

I'm gonna miss the green light.

Quality is so bad.

Yeah, but I still got the same number of

viewers, so whatever. Oh, it's still

green. Oh, it's red. Damn it.

Oh my God.

Well, maybe if someone helped me then I

would fix the quality, but no one helps

me, so this is what you get. I tried

my best. I got 2 SIM cards at

It can't be that bad. I think you're

exaggerating. 240p.

I've got 4 bars of 4G,

but it can only stream at 240p.

I can't see my own stream whilst I'm

streaming because

if I open my second phone will take up

bandwidth.

I'm a professional YouTuber, 7 years.

I think I know what I'm doing.

My shoulders hurt.

Come on, why is it still—

I think

as soon as the cars stop, it should go

green. That's why

you only have 68 viewers. I doubt they're

leaving because of the quality. They're

leaving because they're bored.

Sometimes in Thailand with my 1080p

quality stream, I'd go down to 70 Oh,

there's a

plane.

Can you see it?

This is nicer than Nishinari.

I might need a drink soon.

Well, at least you can hear me. That's all

that matters. This wind is a hope.

See that guy's hair? So long. Oh,

it's White Day.

White Day is on the 14th. It's the 12th

Why do they call it White Day?

Never eat here.

Royal Host. Is it like Caesarea? It looks

pretty crowded though. I don't want it.

I can hear a plane.

Where is it? Oh, it's right there. Look,

I need

some food. White is

when girls give guys chocolates,

and then Valentine's Day is when guys give

girls chocolate. No, Valentine's is when

girls give guys chocolate. Off we go.

It takes so long to cross the damn road.

I can smell weed, or is it my armpits?

I can't find any deodorant.

Do you think they'll let me take deodorant

on the plane if it's a domestic flight?

Yeah, my armpit smells either like onions

or weed sometimes. No, it's not my armpit.

I don't know, I can just smell weed for

some reason. I think I gotta go this

way.

Why is she

running?

Oh, do they have shower at the airport? I

might have one,

but Fukuoka Airport's really small, so I

doubt it. Imagine weed

got on me from Thailand, and then when

they scanned me, they picked it up and

took me away.

I think there's like a law because it's

illegal in Japan. It's also illegal if

Japanese people go overseas and do weed,

so if they get caught, they could get

penalized when

they come back to Thailand. I mean, if

they smoke weed in Thailand, come back to

Japan, and it's in their system and

they get checked, they could be breaking

the law.

Where's the

airport?

Let me check Google.

What? I'm not even halfway there.

I might have to get the train.

Maybe I need to get the train. It's 2 PM.

Oh my God.

Are you arriving at Itami?

Maybe it's a secret.

I think I'm walking east.

Where's the sun? Sun's behind behind

me. I think the sun sets in the west,

doesn't it?

Oh, I keep tripping on the stupid

pavement. There's like a little bump and I

don't see it, and I think the floor's

We can get a SIM card for you.

Yeah, I can try unlimited

data, 5G.

Oh, I did it again.

Who's your internet provider? I got

Docomo. I couldn't find SoftBank.

Had Docomo in the store.

I saw a subreddit post, it said Rakuten is

really fast, but they didn't have any

Rakuten.

I think they just give the foreigners the

rubbish prepaid SIM cards with bad

I'm really hot now.

Good thing I didn't buy a coat.

So I need to,

I need to get a proper contract phone and

then maybe I'll have good stream quality.

Turn your phone sideways.

I don't think it does anything, does it?

It says orientation is locked, but I

just unlocked it.

I chose a vertical mode.

Oh, my back's killing me.

Where's the airport? I need to

sit down.

I'm getting closer.

It's that

See, I was right. The planes are flying

that way and then they're banking left to

line up with the runway because the

airport's that way, not that way.

I told you.

Watch my stream, I show you the best

places in Japan.

Boring lifeless street at 240p resolution.

Haha. Oh, it's Ichiran Ramen.

I saw this on Chris's video. And Chris's

Fukuoka video, he went to Ichiran. Maybe

we go here too. I get Hakata ramen.

Uh, I don't want to order food though.

Maybe they got a machine.

What time is it? 2 PM. It's okay,

I got a couple hours.

Itchiran. Hello, can I have ramen? Thank

you.

Are they open?

You order here.

How'd you order it? It's just

Ramen.

Should I get ramen? It looks kind of

boring though. I mean, look.

What's she doing? Just press it.

Nothing happens. I think it's broken.

I don't like this place.

Why does the building look so old?

I don't know. I'm scared. Let's go.

I pressed the button. Nothing happened.

Airport's this way.

Maybe they're going in. They're going—

maybe we're following that one.

They're looking at me.

I pressed the button, nothing happened.

Oh, it is working. How come it works for

them? Do I have any money? I got ¥1,000.

It's enough to get ramen.

How'd you do it? I put the money in first.

I got it.

お 気 にな りました ら マ イ ンド ボ タ ン で 呼 び ください。

Okay. What 'd she say?

I think this is where Chris came. It looks

like where Chris came.

Season ing.

Medium. This is where Chris came.

Richness, medium, garlic,

no garlic, green onion,

um, green onion,

char siu.

Spicy. No spicy.

Oh, I'm blocking the microphone.

Whoops. Noodle texture medium.

And then she said press the button. What

button?

Where's the button?

Where's the button?

Look, they pay ¥1,100 an hour,

minimum wage. That's the button.

Did I

press it or what?

Oh.

はい、 お 疲 れ 様 でした。 ありがとうございます。

水 道 装 置 お 待 ち ください ませ。 失 礼 いた します。 C

atch close the flap.

Do you

want to see the ramen?

This is kind of cool, actually.

I didn't even have to talk.

Is it cold water? I get free water.

Is this with the phone unflipped? No,

it's still flipped.

I don't know if they have Wi-Fi.

What's this?

You can make your request without

Child version, child portion.

Oh, I am

worried about the sound around me. You've

got weird little messages you can give to

I am scared about the sound.

That's my

bag.

I want to capture the footage when my

ramen comes.

This feels like a love hotel but for

I'll put the camera here.

What if

you want to go with a friend, then you

can't talk?

There's this block of wood.

I bow,

I bow behind the thing.

You do a 90-degree bow.

Look at my ramen. Wow, looks pretty good.

Wow, I think this is where Chris came.

Oh my God, it's better than pot noodle.

That's actually pretty good. I burnt my

Oh, it's really hot.

I keep burning my tongue.

How much is it? 980 yen is how

many dollars?

Do you want to see my face eating it?

皆 様

ご 来 店 ありがとうございます。 失

礼 いた します。 初 見 の 概 要 書 を お 借 り いた します。

I got

my channel.

I nearly

finished.

I could clip this for a short because it's

in portrait mode. I hope the quality is a

bit better. This would be a good YouTube

short.

Is this tonkotsu or is it just normal? I

think it is tonkotsu. It's creamy and

Oh yeah,

it is tonkotsu. I can taste the pork.

So I think this is about £5.

Yeah, it's pretty good. It just tastes

like ramen though, same like I had in

Thailand.

Oh my God, I burned

my tongue.

What time is it? Half past 2.

I got 3 hours.

The soup's really good,

it's creamy.

What do I do when I finish? Do I press the

button and then leave?

It's so funny, they bow behind their

little flap.

I nearly choked on an onion.

I finished.

I need a tissue because I have tissues.

I slapped everything.

Look,

so do I press the button and then leave?

What do I do?

How much is ¥1,100?

That's how much they pay for 1 hour here.

It's in English as well. What? Look.

So do they take foreigners? Convenient

shifts. Can work as little as 1

hour a week.

Daily pay option.

It's like $8, isn't it?

$8 an hour.

$7 an hour minimum wage.

What's all this?

Actually, you put some money in the bowl,

tips. So what I do バスイングがあります。

I think I pressed the button.

I got squished by that man.

How are you supposed to walk past?

Okay, that fat man squished me against the

wall. Yeah, that's pretty good,

didn't have to say anything.

Okay, to the airport.

Maybe I'll post that as a short.

I'll download the stream and then edit it.

Might get 100,000 views.