$6.74 German meat on a stick

Should be quite easy, really.

Wow, they look very tasty.

So we just put them onto the oven tray

like so. Oh, it smells quite nice as well.

And then this goes into the oven.

Maybe I should take this out. I don't

know. Okay, let's see how to turn

the oven on. Maybe this is the

temperature.

150. Uh, which one do we use?

So this sign says top, this one says top

and bottom, and this one is bottom. So we

only want the bottom one.

Sounds like it's working.

Well, I guess we'll find out.

Not sure how hot it's going to be. Should

be safe with this towel.

Oh no, it's pretty hot actually, even with

Yeah, I think it's cooked. Should be fine.

For some reason, the meat looks kind of

grey. I thought it'd go brown.

It's gone kind of grayish.

This costs €5.99.

Not sure how much that is in dollars. I

think it's quite a good deal. Wow, that

looks good. I have to say,

that looks like a proper

meal. Okay, see if this kebab—

I think it's kebab. Yeah, it's— see if it

tastes any good.

Hmm, bit of

a problem. I thought this was seasoned,

but it's not seasoned.

There's no seasoning on it. No salt at

all.

I mean, it tastes okay. It just tastes

like pork and carrots and peppers.

Let's look for some seasoning. Surely this

guy has some seasoning. In his kitchen.

Now this is all cereal. I don't want

cereal. I wonder where he keeps his

seasoning. Any spices?

I think I had some leftover soy sauce in

my sushi. Where is it?

Oh, there it is.

Haha, soja sauce. Look, they call soya

sauce in Germany soja sauce. Phew, lucky I

got some of this left. This should improve

the flavor.

Lovely soy sauce everywhere.

Okay, let's try again. This time we've got

the soy sauce.

Much thicker, much better.

I don't know if cooking it in the oven was

a good idea though. Maybe you're supposed

to fry it in a frying pan.

Who remembers last time I made,

um, shish kebabs? It was after I made that

video about the Turkish girl. It was

called My Problem with the Turkish Girl,

and then at the end I thought it'd be

funny if I cooked Turkish food. Everyone

got so angry just because I called her

annoying or something. I didn't even

insult her in a really bad way. All I said

was she was a bit annoying.

And then I lost like 1,000 subscribers

just over a tiny little insult like that.

But she was being annoying. Every time I

tried looking at my phone, she took my

phone away from me like I was a child,

and then she kept getting in my way when I

was trying to do stuff.

Oh well.

I don't know if I like this. The meat is

just so chewy.

Maybe I overcooked it.

It just feels like hard work.

Oh, I'm tired already.

It's also kind of annoying eating off a

stick. When you're eating it around here,

it's fine, but then when you get to here,

you can't put the stick into your mouth

because you'd stab yourself. So you have

to bite it sideways and then slide it off,

and then you make a mess.

So today I just— I walked around a bit. I

went to a couple parks. Not really

interesting. I mean, it's just a park.

You go there and then there's grass. And

then I went to— I found this big

old-looking building, like a cathedral,

randomly. I took a picture of it. Then I

went to the supermarket. This time I used

the self-checkout system, which is really

good. Not sure why I didn't use it last

time. But the self-checkout

is really easy to use. It's got English,

don't have to talk to anyone, can get my

food without some cashier

chucking my money back at me. I don't know

if you saw my last video, she threw my

money at me— not at me, but like towards

me, like she just chucked it. So rude.

This time I wore a face mask. Last time I

didn't realize that everyone else was

wearing a face mask and it was just me

I thought I was only supposed to wear it

in the supermarket— I mean, at the

airport, not at the supermarket. Oh my

god, this meat is so dry.

The meat is so tough and

dry, it's like chewing on a boot.

Oh, I can't eat some food. It's horrible.

I can't. It's so dry.

Oh, just finished

chewing. I'm so tired from chewing.

Sometimes I even think about becoming

vegetarian just because vegetables are so

much easier to chew compared to meat.

Sometimes meat can be really tough. I

mean, look at this.

It's like dog food.

Oh, it's so dry and chewy.

Horrible. This is the worst meal I've ever

had in Germany.

Hands down easiest— easily the worst meal.