life UPDATE with Daniel

Unbelievable,

unbelievable.

40 minutes, no ads.

Oh, now I lost all my viewers.

Had 250 viewers. Oh.

Now I don't know if I can get the £250

back without the title.

Why? Why is it— why?

Now I'm scared to even say the title.

I can't say anything.

Let's see if this stream's monetized.

Okay, this one's monetized.

Oh my God,

I just— I don't understand it. How does

that demonetize a whole stream?

I should have kept it as I had cereal like

I planned to.

It's just I thought I could get more

viewers if I had that title, and I

probably did. We lost

them. They got lost in the void.

Oh, I was really getting into the groove,

really getting into my flow of

consciousness.

I wonder if that stream would make any

money if it's demonetized.

It probably made like $2 from YouTube

Premium.

See why YouTube is boring now? You can't

have any fun. Even a simple title like

that gets you demonetized.

Seriously, SLEPT with is

too adult? Come on,

YouTube, grow up.

And you know, the weirdest thing is, is

I've got all these 8-hour-long streams

where in every single stream I end up

talking about some weird, disgusting—

well, look at the chat.

I always end up talking about these weird—

I'm trying to think of the word without

saying the word, starts with an S— topics,

and none of those streams get demonetized.

But just because I put the title as what I

put just now, the whole thing gets ruined.

My day is ruined.

Now this is why I had to say cereal.

That's why I started using the word

cereal, because I literally couldn't say

the S-word without getting dinged.

See if this stream is still monitored.

Now I'm gonna get paranoid.

I think we should be fine. Oh,

what? You're,

you're joking.

The previous livestream is now monetized.

What? It's green now.

The livestream I just ended is now green.

It's got a green dot. What the hell?

YouTube is trolling me. And then

this stream is going to go yellow now.

My God, it's so dumb.

It's the stupid algorithm. After you end

the stream and then it's processing, I

guess the algorithm does like a check. It

does like an automated check, and then if

it's checks it and finds out nothing's

wrong with it, then it will set it back to

green. Yeah, but if I carried on streaming

for 8 hours and it was yellow the whole

time, the stream wouldn't make any money.

How aren't you still streaming? Yeah, but

the previous stream, I ended it and now

it's archived as a video and

now it's monetized. But when I was

streaming, it was demonetized.

One good thing about Twitch is you don't

have to worry about this, but then on

Twitch you barely make any money. Make

like $2 a month.

How much do you make from a stream?

Usually from a stream I make like $50

from ad revenue, like $30 to $50.

So I need the ads to be on to make any

money. Why don't you go on Twitch?

Because I don't make any money. I make

like $10 a month and

people don't sub or give me bits, and I

always get like 40 viewers,

maybe 60 max. If I

stream on YouTube, I can get nearly 200,

sometimes over 200.

But yeah, I wish, I wish you guys will

just come over to Twitch. Be a lot nicer.

But I don't have a Twitch audience. I got

a YouTube audience, and I don't know how

to grow on Twitch. You can't clickbait on

Twitch. You've actually got to be a real

likable, genuine person.

My tactics don't work on Twitch.

Yeah, I could stream on Twitch at the same

time, but then what's the point? Because

the people who watch me on Twitch are the

same people who watch me on YouTube. It's

not like a different set of people.

I do stream on Twitch sometimes just to

test stuff out. Test out different things

when I stream on— for when I stream on

A lot of people don't like Twitch. They

refuse to download it or something. They

refuse to make an account on it.

Oh, why Streamlabs? Oh, there he is.

Thanks, irony. Ah, so cheap,

$52.99 now.

I think $50 is quite good though.

Considering all I do is sit here rambling

for hours and hours.

Let's see

if I'm monetized. Okay, yeah,

I think we're fine now. I think it was

just the title in the last stream that

Note to self, do not write slept—

can I even say it? Do not write slept in

the title.

I see so many streamers on Twitch just

stuck at like 100 viewers for years and

they never grow.

I mean, I'm stuck at the view— my

viewership just goes down and down. My

viewership doesn't grow on YouTube anyway.

Sneeze.

I was going to put cereal, but then I

thought just

slept with would be more interesting. Oh,

now I lost 100 viewers from my previous

stream.

So what was I talking about? Before I got

demonetized. Are you going to tell us what

happened with— what,

with the girl? What was I

I think I already told it. She dropped me—

she dropped me off and then I Came back

home, and it was so nice when she dropped

me off. It was raining, storm was still

going on. I quickly did a power walk back

home, made myself bacon sandwich,

came back onto my computer, and I just

felt so relieved to be alone again. It's

so stressful being with someone sometimes.

Are you going to meet again? No,

no way.

I just— I didn't feel attracted to her at

all. She looks okay.

It's not like she was ugly, but she

was very big.

I shouldn't go into too much detail

because she might find out and then track

me down. And beat me up.

And it felt weird.

I don't know how else to describe it. You

know that feeling when you, when you're a

kid and you go over to your friend's house

and then your friend's mum is making you

food and She's— and you're like,

yes please, can I have— can I

have some orange juice too please? It just

felt like that. What is this?

There's still 21 people in my last stream.

Where is the new stream? Guys, come to the

new stream. There's 21 people in the last

stream.

Where's the new stream? It's on my

channel. Where else is it going to be?

Yeah, so she made me a sandwich and she

was asking me what I wanted in the

sandwich. And it reminded me when I used

to go to my friend's house and then his

mum would make food. I'd be like, yes

please, can I have some what's-its too?

I always feel like I'm a kid, even though

I'm gonna be 33 next month. I still feel

like I'm a kid when I'm with a woman,

like an adult woman. I feel, and I could

see that she's an adult, but I still feel

like a bloody kid. That's why— that's why

I got on with Mila so well in the

beginning, because we were both like kids

just messing around in the garden,

setting things on fire. Me and Mila are

very similar in a lot of ways. But then

also completely different in many ways.

It was a very weird dynamic between me and

Mira because I instantly felt like I

clicked with her in the beginning because

we both have that childishness. But then I

was also very different to her in the way

that I like being in my comfort zone and

then she hates being in her comfort zone.

And she was always trying to do stuff that

was not comfortable because

she's one of those we, we grow the most

when we're outside of our comfort zones

types of people.

And I'm someone who my whole life has been

built around staying in my comfort zone,

like not having to get a job and not

having to go to school, not having to wake

up early in the morning, not having to

talk to people. I, I crafted

my life so I could stay in

my comfort zone, not so I could leave it.

And Mila was complete opposite of that.

Yeah, I guess in some ways she is right.

When I force myself to do stuff I don't

want to do, it is

nice to come back to the comfort zone

after having to experience leaving it.

But that's only because I miss my comfort

zone so much.

It's like coming back home here has been

so nice after I suffered in that tiny

little apartment in Manchester for half a

year. I hated that Manchester apartment.

That place became like a prison. It was so

small and the lighting was horrible. I

just couldn't make videos. I, I really

hated making videos in that Manchester

place for one reason, because I couldn't

get any bloody good lighting. Have you

seen my new video in my bedroom? I look so

good for one reason. The lighting

in my bedroom is amazing. At between

midday and 2 PM,

the sun comes down from there like this,

like that. It shines into my room at just

the correct angle, at the correct

intensity, so it has like this sun warm

sun glow on the side of my face. It just

makes me look so much better. In the

Manchester apartment, there, there were no

curtains. The entire wall was just window,

so it just let in all this sunlight no

matter where the sun was, and there was no

shadow. So it just made me look— I don't

know how to explain, but I just look so

bad in all my videos I made in Manchester.

There was no like dark room that I could

close the curtains, shut off the sunlight

a little bit. Oh,

thanks, irony.

Is it gonna play?

Yes, it's playing. Can you check out our

schizoid and tell us if you relate? Might

take several posts. Oh, but then I have to

read stuff. Can't you just copy

and paste some key points that I

could read out? I prefer the Scotland

place. Yeah, I was so much happier in the

Scottish apartment because it finally had

windows instead of a whole wall of window

that let in way too much light, and I

could finally get decent looking lighting

so I look fabulous. The kind of

lighting I like is so— I like

to have like some shadow on the side of my

face so it looks more dynamic, and I like

to have sunlight but not too much

sunlight.

I feel so much more motivated to make

videos now I'm back in my room. You see

the difference between my newest video and

compared to my videos in Manch— I was

miserable in Manchester. I hated making

videos. But then when I'm making videos in

my room, I'm in this different mood.

Like, I, I want to say funny stuff and

I'm more energetic and the way I speak is

more expressionable.

Something is very different when I'm,

when I'm video making in my bedroom.

Every time I go traveling and I'm in a new

hotel, the first thing I do is I try and

find where the good lighting is.

It just looks so good in my bedroom, the

way the sun comes down. The problem is I

have to make the video before 2 PM because

around half past 2, the sun— the sun's

there and it shines directly into the

room. I have to have all the curtains

closed.

I also have to shut

this bit, otherwise the sun comes through

the gap and highlights all the dust on my

screen. I don't like that. I should clean

my screen.

Stay home forever? But I need to go and

find women.

Ideally, I'd just stay at home, but I

start getting a bit bored. I want a change

of scenery. If I just stayed at home

for the rest of my life and never went

anywhere ever again, that's just kind of

depressing.

Did you explain why you ghosted the girl?

Because I don't really fancy her.

If she was slim and hot, looked like Mila,

yeah, obviously I would keep seeing her.

But as the man, I want to be bigger than

the woman. Do you think that's weird?

It's so hard to find a girlfriend in this

country because almost all the women are

so much bigger than me.

Oh, welcome to the premium club.

I want to be bigger than the woman.

I want to be able to put my arms around

her and then she's smaller than me.

I don't want like her legs to be bigger

than my torso. That's just weird.

That's why I have to get Asian women all

the time, because they're the only ones

smaller than me.

Problem is I'm so skinny. It's not that

I'm short, it's just I'm so skinny, and

all the girls here are so— I mean, so big.

I don't know what it is with the women in

this country. They're just so— I mean,

they're so big.

And the weirdest thing is they don't even

eat that much. I swear I eat more than

most of these girls do. They're so

freaking big.

What is it with— I don't get it. In Japan,

everyone's so small. Even the fat people

are small there. That's why

I struggle so much to find a suitable mate

in my own country. The men here are

equally fat, so it's not like the men here

have a problem. If I was fat and big, I

wouldn't really mind having a big and fat

girlfriend because I'd be bigger than they

are.

So it's really tricky being a skinny

Asian guy. I gotta

get back to Japan.

The only girls that are of my ideal type

in this are probably teenagers or early

20s. As soon as they get past 25,

it's like something happens metabolically.

I think it's the Western diet.

The Western diet is full of carbs, too

much sugar.

And, um, too much processed food. In

Japan, they will eat fruits and vegetables

and fish and rice.

So that is the reason why I ghosted her.

I wasn't really expecting her to be Tiny,

but I wasn't

expecting her to be that big either.

Oh well, at least I— at least I got 2022

down as I managed to keep the streak

going. People keep calling me an incel.

What incel has had cereal

every year since 2010?

So 2022 secured,

secured my streak. So for the rest

of 2022, I don't really care anymore.

I'll worry about 2023 when it comes. By

then Japan should be open. Then we gotta

keep the streak going, the kill streak.

No combo breakers.

How am I an incel though? I don't

understand why people keep calling me an

incel.

I could have made her my girlfriend. She

definitely was interested. I could have

become a stepfather.

I had plenty of girlfriends.

You give incel vibes. Why?

I think I'm very respectful towards women.

You get angry because women don't sleep

with you. I got angry because they make

me think that they're interested in me

only to not be interested

in me, or they bring their stupid

boyfriends with them thinking I want to

meet their bloody boyfriends. I can't

stand these female viewers who message me

and they're like, oh, let's meet up and

I'll bring my boyfriend. 'Cause we're such

big fans. I'm not interested. How many

times do I have to say I don't want

friends? I don't want to meet guys.

I only want to meet girls if they're

interested in me romantically. If you're

not interested in me romantically, don't

message me to meet up.

Stop. If you've got a boyfriend and you're

not interested in cheating, Don't message

me. It's so annoying. I don't want to

waste my time going all the way to meet

you, and then you've got a bloody

boyfriend and your boyfriend wants to meet

me. It's so fucking annoying. It's just

really more annoying because everyone

found my channel from my video about not

having friends. What did I say in my video

about not having friends? That I'm not

interested in being friends and I'm only

interested in meeting people if it can

lead to you know what.

Everyone knows me from that video, yet

they still message me trying to be

friends. For God's sake,

I think I have to be more clear about

things, otherwise I'm just gonna get my

time wasted more and more, more and more

money wasted. That thing the Scottish

girl did was so annoying.

Still really triggered about it.

The same with that blonde girl, made me

not to talk about it, made me promise not

to talk about it. She was like,

oh, I never had any interest in dating

you, Daniel. Then don't message me to meet

up, for God's sake. If you want a friend

and you're a girl, Message another girl.

Why are you messaging single guys? If, if

you're looking for a friend and you're a

girl, don't start messaging single lonely

guys to be friends with. Oh my God, what

are you doing?

Now of all the people you could choose to

be a friend, choose the guy who's single

and lonely and very horny. Just find like

a girl. Why don't you just be friends with

And then they're all like shocked why the

guy is falling in love with them and

getting the wrong idea and having a boner.

What do you expect? I'm a guy. I'm

attracted to women.

God, stop messaging me. Jesus,

wasting my time.

Guys fall in love very easily because

we're hopeful and we're optimistic. A girl

starts showing interest in us, we start

thinking, does she like me? She definitely

likes me, otherwise why is she doing this?

Why is she messaging me? Why is she

phoning me? Why is she sending me nudes?

Why is she getting in my bed? She must

like me. And then all of a sudden they're

like, oh no, she just wants to be friends.

Why didn't you say that in the beginning

then?

Irritating. That's why men and

women shouldn't be friends. Men don't want

to be friends with women. We pretend to

want to be friends so we can get the

poose. And then women are like, oh no,

oh, my best friend is a guy and his name's

Andy and he's really supportive

and he listens to me talk about all my

problems. He's either gay or he secretly

wants your puss.

And they're like, no, we've been friends

for 5 years.

Yeah, whatever.

No guy wants to be only friends with a

Pisses me off. I mean, I don't mind

being friends with a girl, but if you're

gonna make that clear in the beginning,

then I won't come and meet you. And I

probably won't show much interest in

talking to you unless we

got loads of stuff in common.

I think I made it pretty clear that I'm

not interested in making friends.

What are we gonna do as friends? Go for a

drink? Talk about politics?

I don't know.

I just feel like friendship is a waste of

time and pointless.

Do that again. Do what? This?

It's my cam too.

To see if my stream got demonetized.

Please no, no, I need the AdSense.

Yes, suck it.

Monetization on,

on.

You see why I can't talk to women? It's

because if I talked freely, this is the

kind of stuff that comes out and then

they'd be instantly repulsed.

You really don't want to hear what I have

to say. Women are like,

Daniel, why don't you talk more? Because

you really wouldn't like what I have to

say if you did hear me, because it's like

nonstop incel stuff.

It's better if I keep my mouth shut,

really.

I'm like the king of unpopular opinions.

It's kind of my thing.

Also, another thing that's annoying is

when a girl has a boyfriend but they keep

messaging you to hang out or to do stuff.

And then you keep thinking, why is she

messaging me? She's got a boyfriend.

Unless she wants to cheat on the

boyfriend.

Because if I was the boyfriend and I knew

she was messaging Daniel, I'd be pretty

annoyed. I'd be like, why are you

messaging Daniel? You know he only wants

your puss.

Nice pink keyboard. It's not pink, it's

red. It's salmon red,

not pink. Do you think I'm gay?

I wonder what happens if I turn the light

Wow, wow, my whole room's pink!

Hahaha, I've got a pink bedroom.

Wow, this is nice.

Wow,

it's a bit too pink,

isn't it? I can make it orange,

purple.

Blue. Go back to pink,

pinky purple.

Ooh, that's pretty. What if I turn it off?

Oh, that's just my monitor screen.

Hmm, I might turn it back on. What do you

prefer? I feel like it's too pink now.

That's too dark.

Yeah, this one has the best low light.

Yeah, I got some whiskey and As well, I

found a good whiskey whilst I was in

Scotland. I got those little sample

bottles, and out of all the ones I tried,

I like this one. It's called Smokehead.

It's got maximum peat and intensity and

smokiness. It's got low spice—not really

a spicy one—and it's got medium sweetness.

I got a little. Little glass. I've still

got my Crusader's chalice, but it's not

really for whiskey, is it? I should have

bought— they also had shot glasses in this

same style, but I got the chalice to

go with my Crusader knife. Where's my

Crusader knife?

Check this out.

Crusader knife.

It bears the Iron Cross insignia of the

Templars. No, it's not the Nazi cross,

stupid. Look at this,

distinctively different to the Nazi cross.

It's the Iron Cross of the Templars.

Bet you're jealous. Authentic from Amazon,

authentic steel.

And this is my Edinburgh Castle Crusader's

Chalice of the Scottish,

good for wine. I'm gonna get like an

ornamental shot glass, maybe.

What else I get? I got this.

Pipe. Hmm.

How often do I leave your cage? I left on

Saturday. On Friday I had a romantic date.

I stayed over the night.

Oh yeah, today's 2/22. Oh wow! It's

2222-2202-2022.

Get a screenshot. Wow,

it is the magic number.

Did you pipe? Yeah, 4 times actually.

My magic number seems to be 4 times in one

go.

I also might have a date in London with a

Filipino girl. She seems quite nice.

Would you like some whiskey?

Oh, it pops. Look, it's got a cork.

This is my favorite whiskey so far. I

might get a whiskey tasting kit, see if

there's other ones I like. I want to get

maybe a more spicy one, like a rummy one.

They've got more of these Smokehead ones.

They've got a sherry one and a rum one.

Guruk guruk guruk guruk. I only have

a tiny bit. I think this amount is, is a

good amount. Looks like urine because it's

44, 43% alcohol and it cost me

£40, actually £35. So I want

to drink it sparingly and not get alcohol

poisoning. That's really cool,

it has a cork. I thought it'd just be a

Turning into Gimme a Break Man now,

drinking whiskey, smoking cigars,

becoming a refined gentleman who

enjoys the finer things in life.

How is he an incel if he smashed?

Exactly. I had sexual

relations several times last

weekend.

Get a close-up.

Finest single Scotch malt.

Very smoky. Daniel is a

motherfucker. That is

true. I guess.

Nice keyboard. Wow, thanks for noticing.

£75, 60% gaming

mechanical keyboard. I decided to get this

because my old keyboard was huge. It was

like that big. It was taking up all of the

desk space when I only use WASD and the

spacebar. 90% of the time. But the thing I

don't like about this keyboard is it's

very noisy. I didn't realize mechanical

keyboards are so noisy. Listen to this.

I feel like I can type really quickly when

I type on it. Look how quick— oh,

did you see that? Oh, I even spelled every

word correctly. But it's so noisy. I put

this mouse pad under it to make it less

rattly. I'm thinking of getting sound

dampeners. You can take off the keys and

put these little plastic rings on it. I

might get that if the sound gets too

annoying.

I don't like it when it's so noisy.

I also thought it would make the clicky

sounds, but it's not a clicky one. It's

just— wait,

there's no click. It makes like

a— yeah,

I could switch out the keys, I think, but

then I have to buy more stuff for it. I

really pimped out my laptop, didn't I? I

got this curved, curved monitor.

Can you see it?

A stupid wall is blocking the camera.

Oh no,

why is it falling down? Oh, that's a good

angle. I got this curved— look at my

curved game. This monitor is so good. You

have no idea how nice it is because

my HDMI cable broke for 2 days and I

had to go back to using my 17-inch laptop

screen and I had to order a new cable. It

came a few days ago and I was able to plug

it back in. It worked. And coming back to

the 36-inch curved monitor, so nice.

It's huge. It's so big. I think

36 inches is the perfect size Unless

you've got a deeper desk. If your desk

goes back further, get maybe a 40-inch.

But for my bedroom size, I think this

monitor is great. It's so nice. I just sit

here like this all day long gaming and

stuff. I could do dual monitors,

but I found that when I have the laptop

monitor as extended display, it's kind of

laggy. It's like the video playback and

stuff is, is a bit juddery. I don't know

why. The laptop should be powerful enough,

but no. So I just,

um, sometimes I have my MacBook out. I

might just get the iPad out for YouTube

viewing.

So it's a new keyboard plugged into my

laptop. See, it's all plugged into the

laptop. Got the mic, the monitor, the

keyboard, got my wireless Logitech mouse,

even my lamp.

Very nice. It makes me not want to leave

my bedroom. Got all my favorite things.

Still trying to think what I'm going to

take next time I go on a trip. I want to

get the Steam Deck, but then it'd be

stupid to have the Steam Deck and the

gaming laptop. I'm not sure what I'm gonna

bring next time. I've got too many things

to choose from now. I thought you had a

gaming PC. I do, it's in my closet.

It was getting in the way of my feet, so I

unplugged it and took it out, put it in my

closet. I don't use it anymore because I

got this laptop, which is way better.

It's a bit sad because me and my dad built

that gaming computer together. He helped

me put it together, but it's so old now.

It's got a Core i5, GTX 1060.

It's just way behind compared to

my laptop.

1060 is still worth something. Do you

think people would buy it now graphic

cards prices are up so much?

I'll set it $5,000. No, I don't want

to sell it. It's special. It's got a water

cooling system that my dad put in for me.

That was my first ever computer I built

myself. I first was really cheap on the

parts, and I tried to get a really cheap

computer, and I got the cheapest CPU,

cheapest— it had integrated graphics card

as well— the cheapest motherboard, I

wanted like a really budget PC, but then I

ended up wanting more and more, ended up

spending loads on it to make it a decent

gaming computer. Upgraded the CPU,

upgraded the graphics card, got a whole

new motherboard. I can't

be bothered doing that anymore. Just buy a

laptop. I can't be bothered getting all

the parts and then screwing it all in and

then making sure it all works, plugging

everything together. Just get a laptop,

does everything you want it to do, and you

can take it when you go traveling.

Would you leave your girl if she got fat

while you were together?

Um, I'd probably start

looking elsewhere. I mean, why do you

think I left a lot of girlfriends when

they got old? Chihiro got old.

She's 41 now.

I left the Korean girlfriend too when she

got about 40.

If you got a really hot girlfriend and

then 2 years later she decided to shave

her head and she was like, Daniel, I want

to shave my head because I learned in my

chakra book that having no hair

reduces the burden on my spirit, so I'm

going to shave my head.

You going to stay with her?

Yeah, well, if, if a girl asks you that,

if they're like, would you leave? Would

you still want to be with me if I got fat?

And then you can say to her, would you

still want to be with me if my face melted

off and I looked like a Werther's

Original? And would you still be with me

if my dick fell off and I lost my job and

I didn't have any more money?

I can ask dumb questions too, you know.

Would you still want to be with me if when

you touched my skin it made your skin

melt?

It is the same thing because it's like

you're asking them if they would still

want to be with you if some horrific thing

happened to you physically.

Would you still want to be with me if my

body got separated from my head and they

put my head in a jar, but I was still

alive, but I'm floating around in liquid?

You can still talk to me and I'm still

here. It's just I can't do anything

because I'm just a head. You still want to

be with me? No? I didn't think so.

It's the same thing.

Yeah, I feel bad for discriminating

against fat people because it's not like

my body is amazing, and I've tried to put

on weight trying to eat more, and I just

can't. So some people are just naturally

fat and there's nothing they can do about

it. And I— my heart

goes out to them, but my dick does not.

I just— I don't get very hard.

I've got to close my eyes.

What graphics card does your laptop have?

It has an RTX 3060,

very good for gaming.

Go to Vietnam? I already went to Vietnam

in 2012. It was rubbish. Too hot,

and then crossing the roads is like

risking your life with all the motorbikes

everywhere. Last time I went was nearly

10 years ago, so I don't know how much has

changed since then. Maybe they finally

learned how to use traffic lights. I doubt

it. I bet they're still riding the mopeds

all over the place. Crossing the road is

like a nightmare in Vietnam. You got to

just cross when all the mopeds are riding

up and down and you've got to keep moving.

You can't stop, otherwise they can't

predict where you're gonna go. If you just

stop in the middle of the road, which I

kept trying to do because I thought I

better stop and let them pass, but then

you just end up standing in the middle of

I never really found the girls in Vietnam

to be very attractive either.

Show your game. I kind of gave up on the

game because no one's interested. I was

promoting the game like hell and only

about 17 people joined my Patreon,

and I just kind of lost interest in it.

It's too much work, too much effort, not

enough payout. When I did the community

post, over 1,000 people said they'd pay

for it. In reality, only 17 people did,

so I'm not very impressed with those

numbers. I don't really see much reason

to make it, to finish it.

Now I just wasted my money on that stupid

MacBook because I can use my, my gaming

laptop to stream. I don't know what to do

with the MacBook, and I'm still being

charged every month for it on Amazon.

So that was £800 wasted.

Wasted.

I did some nice livestreams with it, I

guess you could say.

I'm feeling drunk already, just had a few

Do you just give up on everything hard?

Well, yeah, if it's not financially

profitable. It's not— if it's not very

lucrative and I don't enjoy doing it,

then what's the point of doing it? You

could say because it's difficult and you'd

feel good after you finish it. Yeah,

but I can't be bothered. It's too much

effort. I make more money just making one

video about a video game. It takes me like

half an hour to make.

I just, I don't know, I don't know.

I had so many great ideas for the game and

I was really interested in it, but then I

just felt like my channel's kind of

dead now. There's not really this hype

around me or my life to the point that I

just don't really feel like people care

anymore about

it. I wanted to do it for the meme, but my

meme factor is not really like

it was before, and people have moved on.

I kind of have to accept that. It's why

I've, I've changed my content now from

whining about my life To whining

about video games that I haven't even

And then I'll slip in some, some whining

about women in there as well in the video

game videos.

Did you get a PS5? No,

I wish I could get a PS5. I want to get a

Steam Deck and then do a do not buy a

Steam Deck, it's rubbish. Compared to my

Switch, the battery only lasts 1 hour.

What is the point of having a portable

device only lasts 1 hour on battery? If

you have to have it plugged in all day in

your bedroom, then why don't you just play

on your gaming PC instead of a tiny little

handheld stupid thing? And then I'll go,

oh, because you can plug it into a dock.

Then it's just the same as a PC, isn't it?

But it's going to have rubbish specs. Why

would I choose to play on that instead of

my gaming laptop?

So I want to get that because it looks

interesting, plus it'll probably be

trending and I'll probably get views. If I

could get 60,000-70,000 views, it would

pay for the Steam Deck nearly. Probably

need 100K views. It might be able to get

100K views if I'm— if I really bash the

thing, piss everyone off.

Elden Ring, yeah, that's my next one I'm

planning to do, my next smash hit.

Fingers crossed, hopefully it works

again. I gotta

work on the script. First, gonna compare

it to Zelda and call it a ripoff of Zelda.

What else can I say about it?

Elden Ring is just like Zelda apart from

the fact that it's more gritty and dark,

something like that. Completely rips

off Zelda. Zelda in every way.

I'm gonna have to play it first so I've

got more things to complain about.

Review Lost Ark. I already did, so my

second channel's got 20K views. You see

why I'm doing this? 20K views just for

reviewing that game. I never get 20K views

on my original content anymore. My, my OG

Hiding My Room content that I was famous

for doesn't even get 6K views now.

And it's so easy to trigger the gamers.

All you have to do is number one,

mispronounce the words in the game. Call

it Diablo. I didn't realize so many people

got triggered when I say Diablo.

Well, how are you supposed to pronounce

it? Is it Diablo? I don't know, it's a

Spanish word. I'm not Spanish, I don't

speak Spanish. How the hell am I supposed

to know how a Spanish word is supposed to

be pronounced? If they wanted people to

pronounce their game properly, they should

have named it an English name. To me,

it's Diablo, not Diablo.

All these comments, people going, it's not

pronounced Diablo. Because I compared it

to Diablo 3. I might

call Elden Ring Elder Ring on purpose.

I liked it when I accidentally called

Horizon Zero Dawn Horizon New Dawn.

That was, that was unintentional. I didn't

realize. I Googled it and

it said Zero Dawn, but for some reason in

my mind it said New Dawn. But it's good

because I got so many comments, people

correcting me, which is good for

engagement. I want people to comment and

like or dislike. It really helps the

video. You see, I've got like 1,500

comments. They were talking

about pronunciation on Trash Taste and

they, all of them, were pronouncing

mispronunciation as mispronunciation. It

was really annoying. Mispronouncing words

is something that annoys a lot of people,

including me.

On Trash Taste, always talking about how

when they go to anime conventions, the

fans keep mispronouncing their names.

They can't even pronounce mispronunciation

properly.

Elden Ring.

The number one thing I hate about Elden

Ring is the fact that it's so

rubbish and boring and looks stupid.

What, what could I mispronounce on purpose

in Elden Ring? Maybe the character's name.

You need to have your own radio show.

Why? This isn't— this like a radio show?

Why did I change the title? Because the

last one got my stream demonetized.

Very annoying.

Biden ring.

I want— for some reason comparing games to

Zelda really pisses people off. They say

it ripped off Zelda. As an

avid fan of the Dark Souls games and

gritty, realist— gritty dark

action hack and slash games in general,

I just had to play this game.

Unfortunately, it disappointed me in

every— it disappointed me in more ways

than my ex-wife ever could. I want to

throw in some funny jokes that are just

really lame and cheesy.

Your setup is so nice, subtle but cozy. I

know, I love my computer desk. Got my

little keyboard, gaming. I got my laptop,

oh, got my Blue Yeti,

got my multi-webcams.

So cool.

Streaming is fun sometimes when you set

everything up and it works. I don't know

what the people on Trash Taste were

moaning about. Kept saying, oh, couldn't

get this to work, couldn't get that to

work. Noobs.

Bunch of noobs.

When can we play Rainbow Six again? I

uninstalled it because I ran out of

storage space, and then I started playing

Apex Legends recently. It's okay,

it's kind of like a ripoff of Halo. You

got the grappling hook as well, but I kind

of like it more than Halo for some reason.

I like the guns in it, and I like the

theme and the visuals. Of it.

I like the way you could slide around as

well. That's fun.

Are you learning any new languages? I'm

not learning anything right now.

Experience has taught me that learning

stuff is a waste of time and ends up with

giving up and failure, and then feeling

like you just wasted all that time and

doesn't result in anything. And experience

has taught me that just choosing the lazy,

easy option is the most profitable.

I mean, for example, look at YouTube.

Every time I try and put effort into

making a good video and I spend

time and I think of a unique topic, it

flops. And then I do some stupid clickbait

like do not buy Pokémon and it gets 100K

views. And it's just like a load of

rubbish. It's a stupid review. Everything

I say in it is a load of rubbish.

TotalBiscuit would be rolling in his

grave.

Turns out you don't have to make good

videos on YouTube to get views. You can

make absolute garbage and get 100K views,

and you can keep getting the views. Just

keep changing the kind of game you're

talking about. I wonder if I'll ever get

to a point where I become so well known in

the gaming community where they'll just

never click my videos again, and then my

clickbait thing won't work anymore.

I'm not sure, because I, I think, I feel

like each game has its own individual

community. It's not like the gaming

community is one community.

It's lots and lots of small communities

for each game,

and there's like an infinite amount of

games and gaming communities out there.

I like how this has only worked twice for

Daniel. Are you joking?

It's worked for me loads of times on my

second channel. It's just I've only

started to bring it over to the main

channel. I've been doing this

on the second channel for years, since

like 2018, been making parody reviews.

It's just I never had any reason to bring

it over to the main channel because the

main channel used to be able to get views

off my original content.

But now that doesn't really work anymore.

I got to switch things up.

And maybe the main channel will get more

views because it looks more credible

because it's got more subs. People see the

109K subs and like, wow, this channel must

be legit. No, they're all just dead

inactive subs from when people actually

liked me. In a way, it's like I've

been gifted with 2 channels that are

monetized thanks to the viewers I used to

have, but they've all just effed off,

haven't they?

Yeah, well, I still got the 2 monetized

channels, so screw you. I'm just gonna

change my content. I'm not gonna carry on

doing my OG content if it's only gonna get

5K views every time. I'm not gonna become

like one of those channels. Have you seen

those channels? They got like 500K subs,

they only get 2K views because they don't

change. There's this one girl I

keep an eye on. She used to be the

girlfriend of Tom Syndicate. Her name's

Kate. Her channel is called piddle ass,

but she's got like 500K subs and she only

gets about 5K views every video because

she refuses to stop doing what she's doing

and try something new. She's pretty happy

with the 5K viewers and that's fine and

everything, but I'm not.

I'm going to pivot. Pivot.

I'm not going to carry on doing stuff that

doesn't work.

Sounds like your change is bitterness.

Yeah, well, I am bitter. All my viewers

abandoned me, so I'm abandoning them.

Screw them. They all sub to me,

making me think they're gonna watch my

videos, and they don't watch. You know how

many views from my subs that

my gaming videos I getting? So I got

64,000 views on my Horizon Zero

Forbidden West review. Guess how many

viewers are actually my original viewers?

Not even 6K. 6K of those views are my

OG viewers.

6K without the search result views.

That 64K video would be a 6K view video.

Probably less.

But I can't make the kind of content

I used to make that people used to like

because number one, I'm not married

anymore, so there's no more marriage

content. Number two, I can't get a

girlfriend, and I can't get a girl who

wants to be involved

in making vid— no girl wants to be

involved. All the girls I do meet,

they're like, oh, I don't want to be on

camera. Or they say they will and then

they change their mind, like that stupid

blonde girl in Manchester. Said we

could make videos together and we made a

couple, and then she says— she changes her

mind and says, oh, can you take them down,

please? I'm scared someone's gonna find

out about it. Find out that I went to

Uniqlo and did shopping. Oh no.

Oh no, my ex-boyfriend's gonna find out I

made you dinner. My life's gonna be

ruined. Shut the fuck up. Why did you

agree to making videos with me in the

first place then,

idiot?

I can't stand it when people say, yeah,

we can make videos, and then they change

So irritating.

Do lifestyle and learning stuff. I just

don't really feel like you'll get views

anymore. You'll get like 6K views. And

then I'd be depressed and upset because

the views suck, and then I won't want to

make videos anymore. I finally feel

motivated to make videos again now that I

know this video game stuff works. Why is

he looking at himself? I'm looking at the

chat. Can't you see the chat here?

People whine I don't read the chat, and

then when I read the chat, they whine I'm

looking at myself. Do drawing content?

I did, and then it just flops. Look at my

Tomoko video, 7K views,

and then my other ones didn't even get 10K

views. Only one did well was Turkish girl.

If nothing is getting views, I gotta

change what I'm making.

So I can't do my original content anymore

because I'm not in Japan, I'm not married,

I can't get any girls to make vlogs with.

And I don't really have anything

substantial to whine about apart from

video games, which is doing well. But I

used to whine about being married, like

why it sucks having a wife,

why I hate my girlfriend, that kind of

stuff. People, people liked it even though