I GOT A NEW JOB -D

Hey guys, welcome back to a new video.

I got some great news. I got a new

job working for the Royal Dutch Shell

Company, ticker symbol RDSA. They are a

very big oil company here in the

Netherlands, and I applied for a job,

basic entry-level job, just, you know,

inspecting the oil barrels and making sure

everything's fine. And they said if

everything goes well They might move me up

to a higher position, maybe in the

management or data entry sector. This is

so great! Oh yes,

I'm so happy we've got a job now. I can be

like a proper member of society.

But first of all, I need to go and make my

Okay, I got my coffee. Let me tell you

more about my new job.

So the Royal Dutch Shell company has a

facility in Rotterdam where they operate

the operations, and they were looking for

new members to work in the facility. And

they said you don't need to speak Dutch,

English is fine because you're not really

handling customers, you just dealing with

the barrels of oil. And I said, well,

I don't speak Dutch and I can handle

barrels of oil.

Why don't I apply for the job? So I did

and I got the job and now I am employed

and I'm gonna get paid $15 an hour.

Wow.

So hopefully you have some kind of brain

cells in your head and you've realized

that I'm trolling and this is all just a

load of rubbish. Apparently some people

actually believed last time I made a video

about a job, they actually believed I

really got a job in a sandwich factory

inspecting sandwiches in Germany.

And you people keep calling me stupid.

Apparently I'm the stupid one.

So, um, yeah, I want to talk about jobs.

I don't know what it is with this

obsession everyone has with me getting a

job. I'm not going to get a job. I'm never

going to get a job. Get that into your

thick heads, please.

And the reason why I'm never going to get

a job is because I know how to make money

on the internet. And yeah, my YouTube

channel has died Thank you for informing

me. It's not as if I don't check my

analytics every day. It's not like I

didn't realize my channel dead, dying, is

dead. And even with the state of the

channel as it is, um, I'm still making

decent money. I'm still making like

$1,500, which is probably more than most

of you. Oh, you don't believe

me? Let me show you then.

So these are my earnings for this month.

Yeah, I know it's a bit blurry and it's

flipped. Not my problem, just flip

it and unblur it.

So yeah, the channel has kind of died,

but I'm not really worried about money

because, um, I'm doing really well

on the stock market. I've actually made—

last month I made a couple thousand, and

then this month I'm on track to make at

least $4,000 or $5,000, which is

absolutely crazy. I can't believe in just

one month on the stock market with some

good picks, I can make more money on the

stock market than I can on YouTube in 4

or 5 months maybe.

If I make £6,000 on the stock market from

selling my Tesla shares, that's more

money than I make on YouTube in 5 months.

So yeah,

um,

yeah, the job thing has always been kind

of annoying for me ever since 2 years ago,

people kept saying, why don't you get a

job? Get a job, you leech. It's not fair.

Your wife has 2 jobs and you don't get a

job. In 2018, I was making

£4,000 a month from my channel.

That's why I didn't need to get a job.

Imagine thinking I need to get a job. Do I

look like I need to get a job? I've got an

iPhone 12. Does someone

who just randomly buys an iPhone 12 look

like he needs to get a job? I don't think

so. Some— for some reason,

people think I'm poor. They keep saying,

I thought you were broke. Didn't you say

you were poor? No, I never said I was poor

once. Maybe I put it in the thumbnail, a

little caption saying I'm poor or I'm

broke. But that's just for one video

and it's just for entertainment purposes.

I wasn't actually broke, it's just for

exaggerating the video. I don't understand

why people take every single video I used

to make 100% literally.

It's like they took everything 100%

seriously, even the homeless videos when I

messed around with a tent in Japan. They

thought it was real, they thought it was

all true. I don't understand why some

people don't understand that YouTube

channels are for entertainment. It's not

always 100% real or 100% reality.

As a YouTuber, we're supposed to make the

videos entertaining, and to make it

entertaining, we exaggerate things or just

make stuff up and The fact that it's taken

people such a long time to figure out that

I make stuff up is just— number one, it's

kind of hilarious. Number two, it's kind

of ironic that everyone's always calling

me stupid and dumb when they believe every

single bloody video I make.

Okay, so let's do some theorizing,

theory brainstorming. Let's say the video—

I mean, the channel died completely, like

90% of the views just went down the toilet

and I was only getting about 2,000 views

per video, that's still going to be about

$500 to $700 a month.

That means I need another $800 or $900

a month to be able to pay for expenses,

and I can easily make that off the stock

market, even just from dividend income.

I can put £20,000 into a bunch of dividend

stocks and get a passive income of about

£400 or £500 a month. And that's the easy

way of doing it. The riskier way of doing

it would be to pick stocks that

are predicted to grow in the short-term

future, that are predicted to pop by, I

don't know, 10 or 15%. And that happens

quite often. You can get a stock that's

fairly new, fairly new on the scene,

and you just whack $1,000 onto that stock,

wait a couple weeks, it will pop.

It might pop earlier or sooner, or sooner

or later than you expect, but if you give

it enough time, it will pop up by about 10

or 15%, and then boom, you just made $200

from just pressing a button and waiting a

few weeks. You don't lose money on

the stock market. You only lose if you're

impatient and you sell when something

drops. When something drops, all you have

to do is wait because it'll always come

back up. Unless it's a really, really crap

company, then that's your fault for

picking a really crap company. You

shouldn't have picked a really crap

company. At least do some

research, and then you wait a couple weeks

and it will pop. And this has happened to

me so many times. Let me show you.

So one of my examples is American

Airlines. I invested— I just put £1,000

onto American Airlines on the 18th of

November. So it's been a few

weeks later, it's now the 11th of

December, and it has gone up

by 41%. Since the time I invested.

So that's £400 gain, which is like $600 if

I sell now. I'm not going to sell now

because I think it's going to go up even

more. You can see here,

so this is when it— before the virus

happened and everything crashed. So it's

around here, everything crashes, and then

there are a few spikes because of vaccine

announcements. And you can see it's going

back up. I predict it's going to go back

up to pre-virus levels, and when

it does, I'm going to make a sweet 100%

gain. And that's going to be like $1,200,

easily pays for my expenses for one month.

And that was just one play. There's so

many different plays on the stock market

that you could choose from and just put

$1,000. You just flick $1,000 onto it and

wait a couple weeks and then it'll pop.

And if you're feeling more confident, you

could put $2,000 or $4,000.

And that is how you make money on the

stock market and why I won't need a job,

because I got lots of money to play around

with. And I'm actually pretty good at the

stock market thing. I don't want to boast,

but I am up £5,000

in the markets, and it's doing pretty

well. Look at this.

You see that green line? Those are my

stocks. And you see the grey line? That is

the whole market in general. So, my

individual stocks that I picked are

outperforming the market by 24%.

Am I the next Warren Buffett?