[2025-02-18] my new life goals [SvAa2N3g9UY]

What?

I don't

know why the mic stand keeps falling off.

Okay, seems stable now.

Okay, uh, testing.

Stable now. Okay, uh, testing.

It's actually quite warm today.

You look all tuckered out.

I shouldn't. I only worked for like an

hour and a half. So easy, this job.

It's insane. I feel so relaxed

doing it as well. It's not stressful like

Amazon was. I don't know

why this one feels so relaxed. I guess

it's because the area is so, so much

smaller than Kent areas.

Yeah, today was easier than yesterday,

um,

and I barely used any battery. I think I

used like 10% battery. The total route

was probably about not even 10 miles.

It was all in the same little you

know, little streets of houses.

So easy.

Today I did— well, he specifically told me

to only take 35 today because yesterday

he said take 30 and I ended up taking 40.

So it's like he doesn't want me to take

too many. I think I know why. So when I

went to pick up my my parcels, he said

just choose 35.

So I specifically chose the big boxes

because you get paid more for big boxes.

So I made sure to take mostly the big

boxes and I saw one item in

the corner and it was like wooden poles

of wood. I wasn't going to take that, but

I remember it because it looked very

weird, like, you know, poles of wood.

Probably to make a fence. And I saw it in

the corner, ignored it, finished loading

my car up. And then whilst I was on my

delivery, I saw another guy delivering and

I saw the poles of wood in his boot among

with all the other parcels.

So it must be the same poles of wood. And

he was also delivering. So we were kind of

delivering the same route, but I was doing

half and he was doing half.

And it seemed like there was only about 70

parcels in total for that route. That

seems like that must be why the boss guy

said, I only take 35, so the other guy

could have the other half. And maybe I

took too much yesterday and that didn't

leave enough for the other guy. So I don't

know, like, why, why are we sharing the

same route? I want to do more parcels

because I want to make more money. Why am

I being told to only take a small amount

of parcels?

Because I want to do full-time. I don't

want to share a route. I was watching— I

kept seeing the guy. I was doing my route

and then I drive up here and I drive down

there and I saw him again and I saw him

again. Also, weirdest thing,

I saw the exact same car as my car pass by

me when I was parked. It was really weird.

It's really weird when you see your own

car, the same color EV as well, with a

little green bit by the license plate.

Exact same model. It's just kind of weird.

I feel like they're copying my car.

Feels strange. And then I feel a bit

awkward, like, are they gonna notice me?

Are they going to go, nice car, bro?

And then what if it's like an old woman

driving it? And then I feel like my car is

kind of lame now. It's like an old woman's

car. What if he sees me and he thinks I

look lame and then he's like, oh, it's

like a weird Asian guy car. I get all

weird thoughts about it. It's only

happened twice. I've only ever seen my car

in that color as an EV one other time,

and he beeped at me as I drove by him.

He's like, beep beep. It's so weird.

I think it's because it's not a very

popular car. It's like if you drove a

Tesla, you see Teslas everywhere. They're

not all beeping at each other. But my car,

you don't see that many people drive it,

especially the EV model.

Yeah, so I'm hoping tomorrow he's gonna

let me take more parcels or do a different

route because he said I was gonna do a

different route, not the one I've been

doing. Maybe he's just getting me to

practice a bit. I'm not sure. It's just so

easy. It's all

like residential housing.

Actually, I had to slow down a bit because

I was doing it too quickly. So I was like

arriving too early and I had to sit in the

car past time because it's got a time slot

that you're supposed to deliver in. And

actually you're not supposed to deliver it

too early, which is weird. So I

was early, I had to sit in the car for

like 15 minutes.

Yeah, you gotta knock doors.

Yeah, so I'm just really curious how much

money I made yesterday. I should find out

maybe tomorrow, but I reckon today I

definitely made more money because I

picked all the big parcels. And also I

picked— because I can basically go there

and choose what parcels I want to deliver

out of the bag. And I just picked the

places that I remember from yesterday,

and I just chose the same addresses. It's

weird because it's like the same people

ordering stuff, having stuff delivered to

them every day. They must be ordering

nonstop.

Yeah, it was pretty good. Very relaxing.

Didn't rush. Didn't feel rushed. It's

weird because it sounds like a lot. I

mean, 35. Parcels. If it was an Amazon

block, I'd be thinking, oh my God, 35.

Amazon blocks were like, if it was 20,

I'd say yes, and then if it was over 30,

I'd be like, ugh. But I did 35 today and

it was so quick. I think it's cuz all the

houses are grouped up closely and it's

already nearby. I don't have to drive an

hour to get there. Did I pre-get— oh, I

got my rice cooker.

It's funny, I'm out delivering and then

whilst I'm out delivering, delivery guys

are coming delivering to me. Got this.

And then whilst you're out delivering,

all you see are other delivery drivers.

You see the postman, you see Tesco, the

big Tesco truck, you see the Sainsbury's.

It's like everyone's just delivering We're

all just delivering to each other and then

buying stuff on— we deliver and then make

money and then buy stuff online. And then

that gets delivered to us and then someone

delivers it to us and then we go and

deliver their stuff. It's like we're all

just delivering to each other, making

money and buying stuff and then having it

ordered, shipped, and then delivered to us

again. It's basically all that's

happening outside on the roads is just

people moving stuff around, isn't it? I

figured it out. That's literally all life

is, just moving stuff around in

boxes. Some people do little boxes, some

people do massive lorries.

Just feels kind of pointless in some way,

moving all the stuff about.

God, I hope they never invent

teleportation like in Star Trek, because

then I'll be out of a job. We won't need

delivery men anymore. Yeah,

really easy. Don't, don't really have

anything to complain about, to be honest,

apart from I want more parcels. I want to

make more money. I'm hoping I made like

£40, but that's not enough. I need to be

making like £80, £70, £80 a day.

If I only make £40 a day,

that's like £800 a month. That's rubbish.

I need more. I mean,

£800 from delivery work and then about

£900 from YouTube would be enough to pay

my basic expenses, but I'm trying to pay

debt, not just pay basic expenses.

So I need to be making £70 to £80 a day,

to be honest. So I made 80 and I

work 5 days a week. That's like 1,600.

That'd be great. And I think I could

easily do it because I can do 40 parcels

in like 2 hours. So 100 parcels would

probably take 4 to 5 hours. I don't even

know if my car's big enough to carry 100

parcels. It depends if it's big boxes.

Although I don't know what's better—

deliver 80 parcels and it's

like a mixture of small packets and little

ones, or deliver 40 big boxes, because I

could barely fit. I chose today, I chose

25 big boxes and then 10 smaller

size bags, and it was quite a tight

squeeze, and I thought maybe I couldn't

fit it all.

And I don't even need to charge my car

much because I'm not even driving that

much because the area, delivery area, is

so tight. And I went to Tesco's after,

bought some steaks. I've got steaks, I've

got pork belly, I've got a bunch of

vegetables, broccoli, got tin foil.

So basically I spent £40. I made £40 today

and then spent it all at Tesco's.

There's a hard limit on how many parcels

you can carry. Depends on the size, but I

would rather deliver 30

big boxes.

I don't know, because you could probably

fit in 30 big boxes and then like 40 to 50

of those small packets in the little gaps.

And in between,

but I wouldn't be able to do like 50 or 60

boxes. That'd be way too much.

My car's so small. Everyone else there has

got like a van. I feel like if you want to

make serious money doing this, you need a

van so you can carry as many boxes as

possible. I feel like you're really limit—

limiting the amount of money you make if

you've got a small car. Maybe I can like

take the back seats out, unscrew them.

I think you can do that because people

who clean cars professionally, they take

the seats out so they can clean the

carpets. Maybe I'll just unscrew the back

seats.

I just think it's much better to deliver

bigger items for more money. Then deliver

more items for less money.

So is it a good idea? Aren't there wires

and stuff and electronics connected to the

seats? Maybe just the front seats with the

airbags, but I don't think the back seats

have anything under it.

Yeah, I guess it's difficult.

Who's going to sit in my back seats

anyway? I think I've only carried

passengers— more than one passenger—

actually a few times. I took Sunny, Dave

Gibson, and my mum to sushi, and then one

time I drove my mum and my sister on an

Amazon block,

but that's it really. That was quite

a fun day. Went to sushi.

My mum paid for it all. Free food.

Yeah, I quite like it. It's really— when

the weather's good, it's great. But when

it rains, I don't know, because it's not

like Amazon where they've got this big

roof. I said, what happens when it rains?

How are we gonna sort the parcels? He

said, you're gonna have to stand inside of

the thingy, but there's barely any room

because they just chuck all the parcels

into like this shed thing. There's no room

in the shed thing to organize the parcels

because you've got to lay the parcels out.

How are you gonna do that when it's

raining? So that's a bit of a worry.

That's all gonna get wet, isn't it?

Parcel's gonna get soaked. It's really

nice when the weather's good. It's really

quiet and not busy. It's just a few other

guys loading their vans.

Yeah, it's nice. It's relaxed. It's the

kind of job I like. It's the kind of job I

wished existed where you can just go

there, get your stuff, don't really have

to talk to anyone. Load up your car, then

go deliver them, get paid, go home.

It's pretty nice.

How many drivers there at the same time?

Maybe 3 or 4. Oh,

I paid off £400 of the credit card. Did

you notice? So my Chinese sponsorship for

Path of Exile 2 contacted me yesterday,

asked me if I still want to do it, and I

said yeah, of course. And then they sent

me another $200. But the dollar's kind of

weakened now, so that's only worth about

£150 after PayPal fees. So I

got £150. I already had £250 in my bank

account, so I paid off £400 to the credit

card. So look, I've got it down from

£2,600 down to £2,200.

And then for rent in March,

I'm gonna get the YouTube money, £660, in

a couple days. And I'm hoping I'm going to

get— start getting some money from my

delivery job. I need £900 before

the first week of March,

and then probably got to pay some bills at

the end of this month. I'm not sure.

Things are coming along, as they say.

Take on gambling sponsorships. Well, I

have to be on Kick, wouldn't I? I think

gambling's banned on YouTube. You don't

see any gamblers on YouTube, do you? I

think it's because it's banned. You can't

make PoE 2 videos anymore. Yeah, I got

banned on Path of Exile 2, so it's a bit

tricky to make the videos now, but I've

got a plan. Basically, I'm just gonna

delete my old videos and re-upload them

and then just post like a new voiceover

over the video. So it seems like it's a

new video. I don't think the sponsor guys

care, really.

It's a new video, but it's just going to

use the same footage. I'm going to put a

new voiceover over it, you know, like the

challenges of Path of Exile 2 top 10 tips

and tricks, Path of Exile 2, and then I'll

just delete the old ones.

I don't see why they would mind. They just

want like a constant stream of videos

being posted with the, um, the link on it,

but I literally can't play the game

anymore. My account got locked,

but I can still do commentary and make

videos about it. Maybe I can do like news

updates. Surely there's like new patches

and stuff and updates. I could do update

videos. He's banned

from Japan. Who, me?

Haters will report you.

Well, if I lose my sponsorship because of

that, then whatever, I guess.

How do you manage to get banned from

everything? Yeah, I don't

know. Well, you're not— I mean, I didn't

get banned from Elden Ring.

Is it not against the rules to sell gold

on Elden Ring? Because I was doing the

same website for Elden Ring where you can

buy gold and stuff online,

but I got banned on Path of Exile too.

FromSoft doesn't care. Yeah, why does GGG

care so much? Stupid woke company,

probably.

Well, Elden Ring doesn't have like an

online marketplace with an economy, I

guess, so it doesn't matter. If people

have infinite gold. Well, it's not gold,

is it? It's runes. But Path of Exile 2,

if you got like a million gold because

you've got loads of money in real life,

then you could just— I mean, you can't buy

stuff off the marketplace with gold

anyway, so I don't see why it's a problem.

You only need gold really to buy

those waystone keys and respec your talent

trees. That's the main reason why you'd

want a lot of gold in Path of Exile 2, is

because to respec your talent skills costs

a lot of gold. Surprised you finished

Yeah, it's funny because it wasn't really

that hard. Yeah, you get destroyed by the

bosses the first 20 attempts, but then you

tweak your build and then you get better

and better, and that feeling of progress

is quite satisfying, which makes

you want to keep doing it. You just keep

tweaking your build, try different summon,

try different— I forgot what the words

were— were Ashes

of War. I think that was what— try

different Ashes of War, stuff like that.

Try a different weapon. I remember I beat

the final boss in the Elden Ring DLC by

basically just fat rolling and having the

heaviest armor and having the biggest

shield, and I just couldn't dodge his

attacks. I just gave up dodging and I just

used the shield and it blocks his attacks.

And I used like a special Ash of War where

you become invincible for 2 seconds, and I

would just use that when he did this big

charge-up thing, and I would just block

and parry him with the massive shield and

do like a counterattack with that big

chicken wing club thing, and it actually

worked. It was so good. Yeah,

Elden Ring was fun. I loved, um,

fight— I didn't really care about the open

world or the rest of the game. The best

bit was the boss fights and overcoming the

boss fights. Having to

traverse the open world was a pain in the

backside, especially those jumping stages

where you got to jump down and then you

accidentally slip and you die.

Try gaming content again. There's no games

out. There's no like really popular

big games out until maybe Elden Ring,

the new one, Night Rain.

Give that a try.

It just looks kind of weird, doesn't it?

It looks like Elden Ring, but I don't know

if it plays like Elden Ring. It's like

Monster Hunter but Elden Ring. Kingdom

Come 2, I tried that, the video flopped,

it got 200 views.

Yeah, so I got some extra money and I paid

off the credit card a little bit,

but hopefully my new delivery job is going

to bring in some good money.

All the trading apps that have savings

account interest, they're lowering the

interest now.

Hmm, I guess the Fed funds rate interest

rate lowering does affect saving account

interest rates. My mum was right. I didn't

but I don't think my mum knows that. She

only thinks that and got it right because

they use the same words, interest rates.

The Bank of England rates, because they

use the word interest rates, don't they?

Sunny said you're in crippling debt.

Oh wow, psychs. Do you think you will move

home if you and Sunny break up? I already

said that yesterday. Yeah, probably,

because I'd be able to save up so much

more money, but then I feel kind of sad

about leaving my my delivery job because

this job's so easy. It's so relaxed. I

don't know. I feel like I might stay just

to do the delivery job. Delivery jobs in

Kent suck because you got all the horrible

areas like Chatham. This place is

great for doing house to house. Maybe not

great for Uber Eats, but it's great for

doing— people love ordering off Amazon and

websites here. It's like they were

addicted to it. I think also most of the

customers are old people or older people.

I think old people are bored and they

spend all day online and they just like

buy stuff and then they send it back and

they buy more stuff. Maybe they don't buy

Uber Eats and McDonald's. I think

McDonald's and fast food is more of a

young people thing. I remember doing Uber

Eats in Kent. Nearly everyone that ordered

McDonald's were young people, like

20-year-olds, early 30s. But a lot of the

customers I'm delivering to are like

elderly, above 50. Maybe that's just

because there's a lot of old people here.

I don't know. I just

feel like there's a lot of old people

here. They got money to spend, they're

bored, they go online shopping,

and there's just so many parcels to

deliver.

Yeah, so I really like delivering, doing

delivery work around here.

It's just that I'm not making much after,

after you take away rent, food bills, all

that stuff. I'm only gonna have, if I do

full-time, I probably have like £500-600

left over. If I just went back home and

only did YouTube, I would literally have

like £1,000 left over because I wouldn't

have any expenses. I wouldn't even need to

do delivery work.

Can't you get your Amazon ban lifted? No,

I tried. Sunny signed up for Amazon Flex

too, but I really doubt She's gonna want

to do it. And, um, you can't really— I

can't do it myself because you, you have

to do like a selfie to verify your

identity. And if she's not with me, I

don't know how we'd do that. So she would

have to come every time. I don't think she

really wants to.

It just wouldn't be worth it. 2 people

doing it, you split, split the pay,

you barely get anything. And I can't

really— I mean, why would you do it for no

pay just to help, just to support me? But

then I wouldn't really feel comfortable

with that because

I don't really like getting help if I

can avoid it, because I feel like at some

point it's going to blow up in my face.

At some point in the future, there's going

to be an argument and that's going to be

used against me. So I'd rather not receive

help if I can help it.

I think people start building up

resentment if they feel like they're

helping you too much and they don't feel

appreciated or they don't feel like it's

coming back. You know, it's not being

returned.

So I find it hard to reciprocate

the help.

Yeah, I'm excited to try out my rice

cooker. I tried making it again yesterday.

It went a bit better, but it was still

slightly hard. It seems like you need more

water if you pot cook it, and also you got

to keep the lid sealed tight so the steam

doesn't come out, and then you turn the

heat off and it basically just cooks in

the steam. It's weird.

I think I'm gonna go to the dump tomorrow.

My bag of rotting food is starting to

smell.

I just— I don't really understand how the

rubbish works here. Everyone's got like a

tiny little plastic box for a bin, and

I've got a massive bin bag. What if it

doesn't fit in the hole?

Did I get the car new or used? My car has

had one previous owner, so I'm

the second owner.

I have all the bins. They're these little

green plastic boxes.

It's just they're not wheelie

bins and I've got a big black bin bag.

It's not going to fit in that. So what do

they do? Get smaller bags.

I'm thinking if it doesn't fit in the

green box, the bin men aren't going to

take it because the bin men here, the bin

trucks are weird here. They're not like in

Kent where it's like a big massive thing

where they chuck everything in the back.

They've got— it's like a recycling bin

truck, so it's got windows on the

side of it for glass, paper, and they,

they put the rubbish through the window.

So I'm thinking if the bag's too big, it

won't fit, so they wouldn't Take it. I

don't care, I'm just gonna go to the dump

and I'm just gonna put it all in my car

and then take it to the dump, chuck it

there, and then drive to work.

It feels like progress is really slow.

I had this one parcel. For some reason it

got mixed in with my collection and it

said to take it to Falmouth, which is like

an hour and a half drive away. It's in

Cornwall. So I asked the boss, what do I

do? He said, oh, don't, don't mark it as

failed. So I did that, and now I've got an

email saying that—

it said something like there's a parcel

that I haven't returned or something, but

I did return it, so I'm not sure what to

Yeah, but I think,

um, 6— do you think 6 months I could be

debt-free including my mum? I don't know.

I need £13,000. That means

I need to make— oh my God, no way. I need

to make £2,000 a month after expenses.

It's— so I got £4,400 in my stocks.

So really only need 8,600.

Divide that by 6. No, it's 1,400

a month. It's probably

gonna take 12 months.

It's probably gonna take 12 months.

To pay off my mum even if

I'm working full-time. Oh,

fuck's sake. I really want to just pay it

off this year.

Aren't you annoyed that Sunny changed her

mind about living with you now that you

have to pay all of the bills? She never

said she was going to live with me. What

do you mean? When did she say she

was gonna live with me?

So to, to make $13,000—

no, I'm not going to count the credit card

debt because I'm considering that paid off

because I've got the money to pay off.

I'm just— I haven't— I'm not going to sell

my stocks yet because I believe they're

going to go up higher. So I only need

$8,000, to be honest. So to be able to

make £8,000 on top of my expenses,

I need to make £20,000 in half

a year. There's no way.

That means I've got to make £3,200 a

month. There ain't no way. And then if I

make that much, my taxes are going to be

So we got, what, 10 months? Not even 10

months left this year.

I won't even— I don't know, I'd be able to

pay back 6K. I still owe my mum about 2K.

Mum and car debt are not imperative.

6.5k real debt. No, I think it's 4,800

of real debt. I don't count the Amazon

debt because that's monthly payments.

Those are already factored into my monthly

expenses.

I can't even pay off the monthly payments

all at once for some reason. I go onto the

Barclays app and I click on my Amazon

installments and there's a make

a payment button, but when I press

it, it says sorry, something's gone wrong,

try again later. So that's weird.

I can't even pay it off all at once if I

wanted to.

It's a bit annoying because I want to be

working like 5, 6 hours a day, but I've

only been able to do about 2 hours.

'Cause they won't give me more parcels.

Just, I don't know, it's like loads of

parcels there. Why can't I just come back

and do another round? Why can't it just be

like, oh Daniel, it's up to you,

just keep going as long as you want.

We've got like thousands of parcels, just

come back. I'd end up doing it all day.

I'd be like, give me all the parcels,

it's mine!

I just keep going backwards and forwards

until my car battery died, probably.

Yeah, my second day as a delivery— it's

been going really well.

What happened to Dan's face lump? It's not

a lump. It's a muscle that tenses

up when I chew. I'm not chewing. Look,

now I'm chewing.

It depends on the lighting. Can you see

it?

It's here. I don't know why you guys are

so obsessed with it. It's literally your

jaw muscle. Look here and here. When you

clamp down, they tense

up because it's a muscle.

Yeah, it only looks weird because it's

like split down the middle, so it looks

like 2 lumps instead of one lump.

A lot of people have it, especially like

very— it's like very veiny,

hollow-faced looking people. You can see

it more clearly. No,

it's not my infected tooth. I've always

had it.

Are you guys only just realizing that

you've got a muscle here?

That's your clenching muscle. Without

that, you wouldn't be able to bite down.

There's no other muscle in the jaw.

It's all bone. The only muscles right

The only person who pointed it out in my

whole life was my mum. It was really

annoying. I'd be eating and she'd be like,

uh, Daniel's got a thing on his face.

Shut up. It's your fault. You made me.

It's your genetics. So you're making fun

of how your son looks. You're basically

making fun of your own genetics.

I never had anyone else point it out.

Girlfriends, wives. Nope.

And obviously I've eaten in front of

people before. My socks really

stink. I just noticed that.

Oh my god, it's worse than in Japan when I

was doing the walking thing. I haven't

changed my socks in like 5 days.

It smells like Parmesan.

Oh god, why do I like it though? I don't

understand. It's like the smell of

alcohol.

It's like when you get a whiff of a nice

beer or wine, it goes— hits you

somewhere in the middle of the brain.

I haven't changed my underwear in ages

too. I can't be bothered.

Probably gonna change my socks tomorrow.

It's smelling really bad now.

I think my hair looks a lot nicer. I cut

the fringe, I cut the top a bit. It's

funny because my hair looks— starts

looking really bad and I start wondering

why, and then I realize, oh, because it's

getting kind of long. And then all it

takes is just cut a little bit off and

then looks so much better every

time. It just holds its

shape better when it's not so long and

weighted down.

Very important. Have I been watching

Ice? Yeah, but every time I watch him,

he's just sitting in a hotel room Now

he's like sharing a hotel room with some

stupid fat Korean guy.

And he was like— they were not naked but

in underwear, and Ice was on the bed with

his legs spread and the Korean guy was

like in between his legs. Really weird.

That's why I didn't want to stream with

Ice. He's gonna be weird and gay.

It's really boring though. His Japan

stuff, it's just like he's walking around

looking tired and depressed all the time,

followed by a bunch of other streamers.

And then he's either just like in the

konbini or in a taxi, or he's in a hotel

room. What happened to the content? I

remember watching his first subathon back

in 2022 and it was really good content.

He talked to the locals, he met people,

went on adventures. And now it's just

like, maybe I'm just catching it at the

wrong time because of the time difference,

but he just looks so miserable and no

energy.

Maybe he's just fed up with it.

I don't even think— he doesn't even seem

like he likes being in Japan anymore.

Anymore.

Yeah, basically it's like watching my own

streams now. That's basically what I did,

just walking around in the dark. Sitting

in the hotel room getting annoyed with

people.

Maybe I missed all the good bits.

I like how— I find it interesting how he's

like ditched his fancy camera and live

view setup that he had. Do you remember in

India he had this big fancy camera with a

light, live view, Solo Pro, 4 modems,

and now he's just using a smartphone like

everyone else. What happened to all the

production quality stuff and

his little camera?

What's a subathon? Well, it's supposed to

have a timer, and then the stream ends

when the timer reaches zero, but it keeps

going up when people donate.

He did it in 2022 and it was really good.

So now they just keep doing it where it's

basically a never-ending stream on 24/7.

I did it too, and it did make a lot of

money. I made like $1,600,

$1,800 a month doing my

subathon. It's funny because my YouTube

earnings in Thailand were like £800,

£700, and then I went to Japan. The 3

months I was in Japan doing nonstop

streaming, it nearly tripled. No, not

tripled. It doubled. It more than doubled.

I was making— I went from making like

£700, £800 a month to £1,500,

£1,600.

Where's my toothpick? It just Ping down my

hand. Yeah, my YouTube

earnings really doubled. Same for 2024. I

look at my spreadsheet and I'm making

loads of money those months I was in

Japan. I don't get it.

What's so great about Japan?

I didn't even talk to anyone or like do

crazy stuff. I just literally walked

endlessly up and down the streets. And

then the other one, 2023, I just rode a

bicycle up and down, didn't I?

Would I stream snipe him again? No.

Imagine Ice coming to Devon. He'd be so

bored. There's nothing. I mean, if you

like beaches and castles,

Ye olde English stuff, but I really doubt

he likes that stuff. Imagine Ice going to

an English castle.

You wouldn't even be able to stream here,

the phone signal's so bad.

No, I've already sniped him twice. I

wouldn't snipe him again. Yeah, he has

streamed in England ages ago when he was

really popular, 2017. He used to be

friends with that GreekGodX English fat

guy. They did a stream in Manchester.

Yeah, I got Discord open.

Who wants to join my Discord?

Will I ever go back to Japan?

Let's say I become debt-free and I've got

positive cash flow coming in.

Could I?

The problem is, if I'm in Japan, I won't

be able to do delivery work anymore. So I

would have to hope that the money I make

in Japan is going to be enough to keep

paying my rent whilst I'm in Japan.

And am I even allowed to, like, go on

holiday for 3 months whilst I'm renting a

place and not be here? I don't really know

what the rules are. Sunny said

she wanted to holiday there. Yeah, but I

don't really do holidays. I go there for

months. I, I don't go there for like a

week and then come home.

I'm thinking if I'm debt-free and I've got

positive cash flow, as long as I

can keep paying the rent and bills and

afford life in Japan,

I should be able to do it,

but I wouldn't make any money because all

the money would just go to— because I'd be

paying rent here and hotel and

accommodation in Japan. So I'd

be like paying to— paying for 2

accommodations.

It just wouldn't be profitable.

Don't even know if I'd break even.

So maybe I could do like a 2-week trip.

And then just splurge. Nice hotels,

yakiniku every night. So what would you

rather do? Have like a 2-week holiday in

Japan where you splurge luxury, appa

hotel, nice food, do some shopping,

or, um, 3 months where

you live in poverty and eat cold

supermarket bento food? Because I've

always done the cheap option. I've never

really done like Oh, 2 weeks splurging.

Maybe that's fun.

Sunny messaged me. I don't think she knows

I'm streaming. She said, when did you—

when do you get paid?

Um.

I think end of the month,

or I— no, yeah, I think end of the month.

Yeah, it's definitely because I'm sharing.

The reason why he, he said please only

take 35 parcels is because the entire

route only has like 70.

And that other guy I saw on the road, I

must be sharing it with him. Maybe he's

like another part-timer or he's also

training,

because if I took all the parcels, there

wouldn't be anything for the other guy to

do. He'd be like, what the fuck? I showed

up and there was only 10 in the thingy.

There's only 10 parcels. That bloody

Daniel took them all.

It's kind of funny though, because you're

out on your delivery and you see the

people you saw at the collection area. We

need drama.

Um, I don't know, I don't really have any

drama for

We just got money drama, financial drama,

the slow grind.

And then we got rice and steaks.

I got a sirloin. The ribeye is

a bit too expensive. There was also rump

steak, but I bet it's really tough. I got

the sirloin because it's got a lot of— it

looks like it's got fat mixed in the meat.

I watched a Gordon Ramsay how to make

perfect steak video. And I got some butter

and I got garlic powder. I'm gonna treat

myself. £4? Damn,

I mean, £4 for a meal at home?

Bit expensive. Maybe I'll just have half

of it. Yeah, I might just have half

because I got some broccoli. I don't know,

I do need calories after running up and

down a lot. It just

seems kind of crazy. £4.50 for one meal

plus the vegetables and the rice,

probably like £5 for the whole meal. £5

for a meal is like what you expect if you

go out and eat. If you're eating it at

home, you should be expecting £1.50

per meal.

That's why steaks are kind of a luxury.

Butter and garlic powder? Why is it gonna

ruin it? That's literally what Gordon

Ramsay uses, but he uses real garlic.

I got the steak out of the fridge. It's

been resting. Gordon Ramsay says you gotta

take the steak out 20 minutes before you

cook it because you don't want it cold.

Oh, Bitcoin's tanking. Traveling Trader

said he expects Bitcoin to go down to

$75K. I sold all

my Bitcoin, but I got 200 in Ethereum.

But Ethereum's already gone downwards.

Garlic powder makes it dry.

How though? Because there's gonna be oils

and fats and butter.

I was kind of expecting a bit more from

Bitcoin. Do you think it's done? I thought

it was going to go like 150K.

Is it?

I really— I'm really enjoying the driving,

to be honest. When I finish my shift, I

put in my home address and I drive back

home. It always feels like a really nice

drive. Very nice straight road. Do like 60

down it, maybe even 65.

It's just a very relaxing drive.

Maybe you could even say I'm enjoying it.

I've got Honshu. People were saying my

pronunciation of Honshu is terrible.

Yeah, it's because I'm speaking English.

I can't be bothered to do the Honshu.

It's just easier to blend it and say

Honshu. Because I'm saying it quickly, it

sounds like I'm saying Honshu. I'm not

saying Honshu. Listen carefully. I'm just

saying it very quickly. It's honshu-yu,

but I can't be bothered to enunciate it.

I don't understand why people think when

you're speaking in English you're supposed

to pronounce Japanese words in the

Japanese way. It will just sound stupid.

It's like you don't say— you say karaoke

in like karaoke way.

When you're speaking English, you're not

like karaoke.

Hey guys, you want to go to karaoke?

Sounds stupid, doesn't it?

And then when you're speaking in Japanese,

you don't say it in the English way

because it would also sound stupid.

How long does it take to get 100% charge?

Probably like 14 hours.

Depends what your energy rate is. At 7

pence per kilowatt. Well,

my battery is 44 kilowatts. A full charge

would be like 40 kilowatts times by 7

pence. £2.80.

But I don't have the 7p overnight rate

because I can't get a smart meter, so I

can't get the cheap overnight rates here,

which is annoying. So my rate is 23p per

kilowatt, so £9. Uh,

£9 instead of £2, whatever.

Yeah, I had 7p per kilowatt EV charging

rates at my mum's house. It was great.

I, I thought I could get that here. I

didn't realize you need WAN coverage to

install a smart meter,

and they said there's no WAN coverage

here, so I can't get the, uh, EV tariff.

Doesn't Tesla take half that?

What's 6 or 7 hours? It depends. If you're

gonna get a granny charger, it's gonna

charge at around 2.9 kilowatts per hour.

If you get a home charger installed on the

outside of your house, you can do 7-watt 7

kilowatt charging per hour, then it's

going to take like 5 or 6 hours. But those

cost like £1,000 to install at your house.

Obviously I can't do that because I don't

own the house. I would need to get

permission. And then, um,

at public chargers you're probably going

to get like 50 kilowatts per hour. You can

get done in 30 minutes if it's a

Supercharger. I don't know,

Superchargers say they can charge 150

kilowatts per hour, which is insane. My

car can only charge up to— the fastest

I've seen it charge is 45 kilowatts per

hour, and it'll take like 30 or 40 minutes

to charge most of the battery.

I think Teslas are optimized to use the

Superchargers at maximum speed so they can

do like 150 kilowatt charging. So it would

take like 15 minutes, wouldn't it?

But I just have a Peugeot, not a fancy

My fingers smell like sock cheese.

Oh, look at Bitcoin, $93K now.

It's Dead.

Crashing.

Hungry. Should we make dinner now? I want

to see how this steak turns out,

and I want to try my new rice cooker.

God, I keep— stupid Instagram Reels keep

making me cry. It's got all this annoying—

oh wow, thanks. Have you considered making

a game again? ChatGPT and other AIs make

it super easy to code games now. You could

probably make something with about 3.6% of

the effort. The reason why I gave up my

game is because I busted my balls off

making it for months, learning how to

code, and it was really good. And then no

one cared. About 15 people

came to my Patreon to buy it.

So I thought, what's the point? Even if I

make an amazing game, no one even is gonna

be willing to shell out $2 to try it out.

I said, you sign up to my Patreon for like

$3 a month, you'll get access to the game

and all the updates and all the new

levels. Not even

20 people signed up to my Patreon, so I

thought, fuck this, not worth it.

Yeah, the Instagram Reels making me cry

recently. You always— you go on it and

it's like some English David Attenborough

voice with sad music, and it's like Even

though our love was never meant to be,

I'll still remember you. Parts of you

exist in me now, even though we are now

strangers going our separate ways. Oh my

God, it's so depressing. And like,

the character in the reel looks like me

too. He's got glasses and like big hair.

Oh my God, I'm like, shut up, you're

making me depressed. I'm on here because I

want to see funny, funny videos, not

getting bummed out.

Maybe I can find one.

Yeah, like this. I never loved the wrong

person. In fact, I gave my heart to

someone genuinely believed deserved it. I

saw the good in you. I'm like, oh my God,

this is like depression. Made me feel

alive every— Have you ever sat with

someone that makes hours feel like 5

minutes and you miss them?

He looks like me. What the fuck? He's got

glasses and like that look I have.

Miss them the instant they leave your

side. That's rare love.

Hello, everyone's— What

if we try again? What if we give it a try

and this time we'll finally make it right?

I know deep in my heart I could let you go

100 times. Oh my God, shut up.

Oh, it, it makes my nose tingle up here.

And then it makes me cry,

and then I feel like, what the fuck am I

doing? Oh my God.

It's just like such a tragic thing, love.

It's so beautiful but then becomes so sad.

But my heart would never stop hoping you'd

find your way back. My final act

of love. People are strange.

They'll lose it over a lukewarm coffee.

A slow driver, a delayed train.

But when it comes to the big stuff, the

years slipping by, the dreams they let

rot, they barely flinch. Maybe it's just

easier to throw a fit over the small

stuff. It's like even though it's just

some generic pseudo philosophy,

you can, you can find your own experiences

that you've had in the past that match

with what it's saying. Like, oh, I can

think of my dad, or I can think of past

relationships. And then as I'm listening

to this, flinch.

Maybe it's just easier to throw a fit over

the small stuff, vent it out where it's

safe, because what's— it's like it's

reaching out to me.

It's like it knows me. And it's— I

don't know, everyone has experiences,

you know, like regret and guilt, bad

relationships with people. And then they

could hear that and they match it with

their own personal memories.

It really triggers me in a sad way.

That's how you say it. Suedo. How do you

say then? Suedo.

Pseudo.

Suedo. Pseudo.

It's not pseudo, it's suedo.

Hey again, Daniel. How's it going? How do

you pronounce pseudo?

It's pronounced so day oh. No, not that

one. P S E U D O.

Ah, got it. It's pronounced. Pseudo, like

su in soon and dough as in donut. I

thought it's suede. Ah, you're thinking of

faux, which is pronounced faux. It means

fake or false. No, I thought pseudo

was pronounced suede. Ah,

okay. The word pseudo is pronounced

pseudo, not suede. Use it in a sentence.

Sure, the magician's trick was merely a

pseudoscience to sway the crowd.

Pseudo. Oh, I see the mix-up.

Pseudo isn't pronounced suede, it's

pronounced pseudo. Pseudo. Want to give it

another go? But you sounded like you said

pseudo. I meant to say pseudo.

The first part rhymes with soon, and the

second part is like the first syllable in

donuts. Okay, how do you pronounce facade?

That would be pronounced fa-kay. The

emphasis is on the second syllable. No,

F-A-C-A-D-E.

My mistake. Facade is pronounced facade

with the emphasis on the second syllable.

No, it's pronounced facade.

Facade is actually pronounced facade. No,

I think you're wrong. It's actually

facade. Fassade is indeed

pronounced fassade. The CH— no, I don't

believe you. It's spelled with a C, so

that would be cade. I hear you, but it's

one of those quirky English words.

Despite the C in facade, it's pronounced

fassade. It comes from the French word

meaning front of a building. How can it be

an English word if it's a French word?

Good point. It's more like an adopted

word. English borrows from many languages,

and facade is one of those borrowed words.

Why don't you fuck off? You're right.

Faux is indeed true. AI is

pretty good. You know what I like about AI

is when you take a picture and send it to

it and it can see everything in the

picture. I took a picture of my electric

meter and I was like, what's this? And it

will say exactly what it is. And it will

even say what the numbers are and what all

the readings are and like points out what

the cables do. It's crazy.

It is actually kind of spooky how it's

able to see stuff and know what it is.