Meeting my NEW Girlfriend at the Hotel

My new hotel room.

Hmm, seems like a nice room.

Not bad. What's in here?

Pillows, coffee,

and tea.

Very fancy.

Hmm,

what else

do they have? Yeah, that's it really. My

fancy luxurious hotel room.

Now we just have to wait for my hot date

to arrive, and then we get down to

business.

Coffee.

Bacon in the pan.

Bacon and egg sandwich.

So I'm back from my hotel date and things

went pretty well apart from the fact that

I kind of accidentally got a new

girlfriend in the process. And I wasn't

really planning to make a new girlfriend

from that one hotel date, but it

just kind of happened. So the hotel thing

kind of went exactly how I wanted it to

go, just how I planned. I wanted to get

straight into the hotel room and then do

my moves almost straight away. I just

really didn't want to get into a situation

where we get into the hotel room and then

I'm too nervous to do my moves. I just

don't want to end up sitting there for

hours and hours and hours watching a movie

or doing some kind of non-sexual activity.

And I nearly chickened out, but I managed

to summon up the courage to perform my

moves. I won't tell you what my moves are

because that's a top secret, and I'm not

really into giving dating advice. So I do

my moves and the clothing is all over the

floor. We're ready to go, and then guess

what happens? She stops me and then asks

Wait, are we together? And obviously I do

the proper thing and I say, no, sorry,

I'm not looking for anything serious right

now. And I get dressed and I take good

care of her. No, I'm just joking. I said,

of course we are. And then we made

passionate love all night long.

I just think it's a bit of a silly

question to be asking in that very moment

when we've got nothing on, we're ready to

go. My man drive has been activated.

Obviously I'm going to say yes. What kind

of man would actually say, no, we're not

together, hope you're okay with that, and

then potentially ruin any chances you

might have had of getting any kind of

action that night? That's just kind of

silly. So now she kind of thinks that

she's my girlfriend, even though I'm not

really looking for anything serious right

now. And even if I was, I don't think I

would choose her to be my serious

girlfriend. And now I don't really know

what to do because obviously I would like

to— Stupid tripod.

Now I don't really know what to do because

obviously I would like to see her a few

more times at least, but I don't really

feel like I want to date her. I swear,

sometimes it feels like women just ask the

weirdest questions like, do you find me

boring to talk to? As if I'm gonna say

yes. I'm not gonna say yes, am I? I'm

gonna say no, of course not. I really love

talking to you. You're so interesting,

even though you keep going on and on about

stuff I clearly am not showing any

interest in. And I also realized it's been

nearly 2 years or over 2 years since I

actually shared the same bed with someone

overnight. I haven't actually slept in the

same bed with anyone since Mila, and I

forgot how uncomfortable it is to actually

share a bed with someone. It's so

uncomfortable compared to just sleeping on

your own. I just feel very anxious because

I don't want to wake them up or I don't

want them to think that I'm annoying to

sleep with. So I stay very, very still.

And I get very uncomfortable because I

want to turn around or move about, turn

onto my side, but I feel like I can't do

it because I don't want to wake them up.

And because we went to bed really early,

we went to bed at around 10 PM because she

sleeps early and there wasn't really

anything else to do in the hotel room

after we finished you know what. And I was

just lying there for about 2 hours because

I wasn't very sleepy at that time, and I

was just lying there frozen solid because

because I didn't want to wake her up. And

then I was getting really hot under the

covers, so I had to eventually take a leg

out. Otherwise, I was just so

uncomfortable. Yeah, I kind of forgot how

uncomfortable it is to sleep with someone.

In the beginning, it's nice because you

can cuddle and it's romantic and intimate

and everything. But after maybe 20

minutes, my arm starts to hurt. It goes

numb because they've got their head on it,

and I have to pull my arm out from under

their head and try not to wake them up.

So I had quite a nice time at the hotel.

It's just after you finish the main event

in a hotel, there's not really anything to

do and I feel kind of bored. It just

reminded me when the Turkish girl was with

me in that hotel room in Germany and I

just felt so bored. 4 days straight of

being stuck in a hotel room and she got

upset and sulky when I tried to play video

games, try and pass some time. It's just

in a hotel room, there's nothing to do

apart from you know what and watch a movie

or watch some TV. Apart from that, it's,

uh, it's pretty boring. So I'm not really

sure how to handle this situation. I could

either actually just tell her that I'm not

looking for a relationship right now, or I

could just pretend that I'm her boyfriend

and let her just go along with it, and

then I'll just go along with it, and

eventually she'll get fed up with me. Or

maybe she'll find my YouTube channel and

then decide to Dump me herself. That could

be a good way. Before I end the video, I

thought I'd do a quick garden tour,

garden update. So you might remember there

used to be a really big tree here, but now

it's gone because it it's died

and we had to chop it down. Well, I didn't

chop it down. Someone was paid to chainsaw

it down. And then you might have seen me

in one of my live streams. I was trying to

clear up some of this wood. And there was

a big pile of branches and logs all

over the place. So the tree has now turned

into a table like

that. Pretty nice, nice table.

It's kind of sad to see the tree not

here anymore because it was always part of

the garden. Whoa, can you hear that

The weather is so weird. It's really sunny

and warm, but then over there it's

raining, and it was raining here, and

there was lightning and thunder, and we

just had a power cut. And that cloud over

there looks really weird. There's like a

ray of sunlight beaming down, I think.

I actually don't know what that is.

Thunder and lightning.

And then in here where the hammocks are is

where we planted my dad's tree. You can

see it is growing.

It's nice and yellowish now,

yellowy green.

That was the tree we buried my dad under 3

And then as for the cabin, it's pretty

much the same apart from there's now some

steps that go down to the

Got some bad news. I think we're gonna

have someone living here soon. Some woman,

some English woman. She's gonna be living

here for— I don't know how long she's

gonna be living here, but it seems— it

sounds like she's gonna be here for a few

months at least. And I'm not really happy

about it because I don't like the idea of

strangers being in my home or being in the

area where I'm living. It's just kind of

weird. But I might not even be here. I

might be in Japan or Asia. But it would

have been nice to not have to feel like I

have to run away from my home again just

because it's not comfortable anymore.

Whoa, look, baby rabbit! Did you see that

baby rabbit just appeared out of nowhere?

It was so tiny, it was like that big. I

could swallow the whole thing. Yeah, a lot

of rabbits now. Now Mrs. Mimo isn't around

to catch them. Although I did see a fox

earlier. I don't know if the foxes catch

rabbits. Maybe they're too slow to catch

rabbits, but there's so many rabbits that

come out in the evening. And this is where

my hole used to be. If you remember 2

years ago when I was crazy over Mina and I

dug that hole, it got buried, and now it's

where my mum burns stuff. So I

think that'll do for the garden updates

for now. Nothing really else to update you

on. That's it really.

Yeah.