A day in my life in Korea

Okay, tuna and mayonnaise.

Sandwich coming up.

Rich mayonnaise. It's funny,

the rich Rich mayonnaise was actually the

cheapest mayonnaise in the supermarket.

Why is it called rich? They should call it

poor mayonnaise. This was the

cheapest one. This is rich mayonnaise.

Uh, that's funny.

Chung Jung's One's Real Rich and

Fresh Mayonnaise. You can taste good and

delicious mayonnaise.

Enjoy your everyday table.

This is hilarious.

Enjoy your everyday table. Okay, uh,

that made me chuckle.

Mild tuna.

Enjoy your everyday table.

Okay, let's make the sandwich.

Oh, it looks weird.

Smells like cat food.

Oh my God.

Okay, I think I've drained most of it.

Smells like cat food.

This costs— how much did my tuna cost?

¥2,001. So that's about $1.80,

not bad for a can of tuna.

Hmm, it smells bad but it tastes good.

Weird.

It's kind of like chicken but fishy.

Oh, that's why they call it sea chicken in

Japanese, because it's like chicken

from the see.

Okay, what's next? I got this sweet corn

for $1. $1 sweet

corn. Do I have to drain this as well?

Do I have to drain it? Yeah, I do.

It's full of water. I can make sweet corn

juice.

Oh no, it's spilling.

Oh, it's spilling out into

the sink.

I can get— I think I can make 4, maybe 4

sandwiches out of this.

Last time I made this was 5 years ago for

my Korean girlfriend. She came to England

to visit me, and I think we

went to Dover. The Cliffs of Dover, and

then I made tuna and sweet corn sandwiches

and we packed it for lunch.

I don't usually make this, but since it's

cheap, I thought why not.

I was surprised when I saw tuna For the

first time. They're massive, aren't they?

I thought they were just tiny fish, but

they're huge.

Maybe a bit more.

Oh, I would love to tell you what's been

going on. Well, it looks like

Daniel's gonna have a fun weekend next

week. I, I don't know,

I feel kind of suspicious about it because

it sounds too good to be true. It could be

a catfish, but I heard her voice, so she's

definitely real.

But I don't know, I feel like something

could be fishy about it.

It's kind of like my wildest

fantasy nearly coming true. That's why I'm

a bit suspicious. I don't know if I can

make a video about it.

Looks pretty good already.

What time is it? Oh,

it's only 12.

No, she's definitely not a guy. We did

voice messages. We did some very naughty

things over voice message.

And by the sounds of her voice, she

definitely sounds young. It's pretty

obvious when, um, a woman's in her late

30s or 40s and you hear their voice. They

sound— how they sound old, don't they?

Hmm, pretty good.

Now we need bread.

So yesterday I went to the supermarket and

I spent a total of 16,000 won.

Which is about $14, and it should last me—

I've got spaghetti as well— should

last me all of today and possibly all of

tomorrow. So that's 3 days on $14, so it's

about $5 a day.

Times that by 30 days,

$150 on food a

month. I would like to cut

it down a bit more actually,

but the food is so bloody expensive in

this stupid country. I can't get

any proper meats because you have to spend

at least $15 just to get a pack of meat,

like a pork chop or steak or something.

So expensive, I don't believe it. In

Japan, I could get a steak for $3 or $4,

or some pork chops for about $4. Here in

Korea, costs at least $15 or $16 just

to get a cut of meat. I can't believe it.

No wonder there's so many homeless people.

Food's so expensive.

So I had to get Frankfurter sausages,

processed meat, because that's pretty

cheap. Where the hell do you get cheap

meat from? I don't have to buy a massive

load of it. I just want to get one portion

or 2 portions. I don't want to buy a

massive box of pork.

You go into these butcher places and they

just sell these massive portions. I don't

want that much.

Such a rip-off. Even when it's on

half price because it's going to expire

soon, it costs about $8 just to get a

plastic, plastic box of some pork or beef.

I don't understand. Why is it so

expensive?

Pisses me off. I don't really want to

go outside for very long, so I go to that

supermarket because it's close. If I go to

the street market, number one, it's really

far. I have to walk about 20 minutes.

Number two, I have to talk to someone to

get the meat because it's like behind a

butcher's counter.

So I'm not sure what to do. I think I'll

just have to buy stuff like tuna or

sausages and then maybe treat myself once

or twice a week to proper meat.

Vegetables quite cheap.

Things like cabbage and mushrooms quite

cheap.

Chicken's not too bad actually. I might

get some chicken to

fry up. I could get some cabbage for about

80 cents, and then some chicken for

about $5.

Well, I have loads. Look, I can make 2

more sandwiches with this, and I've got

loads of sweet corn left as well.

Life in Korea, so exciting.

You think moving to a new country would be

all exciting and interesting, wouldn't

you? It's not. It's really,

really not. It's exactly the same as being

in Japan. There's nothing different. I

can't think of anything that's different

apart from I can't watch Amazon Prime

because it's blocked. Stupid internet

here. There's stupid kids outside.

The internet's so restricted in this

country, it's crazy. I can't even watch my

favorite adult entertainment websites,

can't watch Amazon Prime. Even if you want

to watch age-restricted videos on YouTube,

you have to verify your age with a Korean

phone number. As if I have a

Korean phone number.

I'm thinking about making my why I hate

living in Korea video soon. First, I want

to do my why I prefer— why I like men more

than women video. I've got quite a few

points why I don't like Korea. Internet

sucks,

expensive, it's too cold.

Bloody kids outside. This building's full

of Chinese people. All I can hear is

Chinese people walking up and up and down

outside.

They're so unorganized. This big family

came out of the elevator struggling

to pull out all their luggage. The

elevator doors were shutting and closing

on their luggage. It was complete chaos.

I was just standing there watching them

thinking, the hell are you doing? Just get

your bloody luggage and get off the

elevator. It's not hard.

I guess this is why they have a virus

every 10 years.

Very poor, um,

organizational skills. I think it's

a good-looking sandwich.

My wife still hasn't messaged me about

divorce stuff. I'm not really sure what

she's doing. She said she would message me

when she hands them in. It's been over 2

weeks now. Is she not gonna hand them in

or what? I don't know.

I'm not actually very hungry. Not sure why

I'm moving out of this Airbnb at the end

of next week, and I was going to go to a

different part of Seoul, but I have to

stay in this area because of you know who

is coming to do you know what.

And it'll be more convenient if, if we

meet here in Seoul Station. So I'm gonna

find another place. I could actually just

get another place in the same building.

There's multiple Airbnb owners who have

rooms in this building, and all the rooms

look the same but different decorations.

But I'm kind of sick of this building. I

want to go to a different building.

It's an okay building, I guess,

but I would like somewhere new, change of

It looks a bit dry.

I don't really find the girls here very

attractive. I'm not sure why. Maybe

because it's winter and everyone's wrapped

up in a big coat and you can't really see

what they look like properly, and they're

all wearing masks as well. I haven't

really seen any women that made me go,

wow.

Oh, thank you, Oliver. What do I want to

be remembered for?

I don't really care, to be honest. When I

die, I'll be dead, so why does it matter?

And the whole world could

explode for all I care. It's not like

it's gonna affect me, is it?

I think I will make a stir-fry next time I

go shopping. I'll get cabbage.

I've got soy sauce. They gave me soy

sauce.

Oh, thank you, John. Do I have any regrets

about your wife?

No, not really. Life is pretty much

the same without her, to be honest. It's

not much different. You could

say it's actually better because I'm

getting all these sexy ladies sliding

into my DMs interested in meeting.

It's also nice because I

can talk about anything I want to. I don't

have to worry about someone coming home

and hitting me or shouting at me or

throwing things at me. It was so

stressful. I would actually dread when the

clock turned 7 and then I heard the keys

turning and she would come home. I'd be

dreading it, thinking, oh God, is she

gonna start shouting at me today as well?

I actually hated it when she was around.

Do I think the end or the means is more

important? I'm not sure what that means,

to be honest. The end of what?

I don't think anything's important.

You know who I had a dream of last night?

Bloody Dogen. You know I'm always

shit-talking Dogen. He was in my dream

last night with all his YouTuber

buddies like Chris, and they were making

fun of me, calling me names and stuff,

and I was trying to debate with him.

Debate him, but he wouldn't debate me. He

just kept laughing at me and calling me

names. It was so annoying.

Am I going to hang out with the American

guy again? Probably, but I probably won't

make a video. Because look at how badly

the last one did.

I'm getting the impression people don't

really care about me hanging out with

friends and doing stuff.

It's kind of sad because, you know, I

prefer to make videos doing fun stuff and

hanging out with people, but you look at

the views and I get more views just

whining about stupid random stuff. In

front of the camera. So if

that's what you guys want to see, then

that's what I'll make. Maybe I'll just

like make videos and put onto the second

channel, or just take short clips here and

there and add it onto the end of videos.

People keep saying I should put more

effort into making videos, but then in the

last few weeks, some of my highest viewed

videos were just me talking into the

microphone with random cooking clips

playing in the background, or a video of

my cat looped over.

If putting more effort into making the

videos resulted in more views, then I

would put more effort. But apparently,

from looking at the analytics, that's not

the case. So get ready for more looped

video clips in the background whilst I

ramble on to the microphone.

I don't mind because, to be honest, I hate

making videos outside. I feel stupid, I

feel anxious, I don't feel comfortable

vlogging in public, so I'm actually

glad that I don't have to do it. It's a

bit of a relief.

I'm a bit disappointed, to be honest,

but it is what it is, I guess. Oh, thank

you, Michelle. Eat the sandwich. I will.

Oh wow, I got enough donations now to pay

for the sandwich. Thank you, guys.

Don't have to pay for food. Just film it

and then pays for itself.

Naughty boy, getting free food.

Oh, thank you, Oliver. Are there

differences between intimate male partners

and male friends you look for?

What would you describe free will? These

questions are too hard for me.

Differences between intimate male partners

and— well, I don't want male partners.

I'm not gay.

And I don't know how to describe free

will. It means that you think for yourself

and you don't let other people decide

things for you or think for you.

I will make like a gay baiting video soon

since people seem to like that stuff. Am I

gay? Because I do— look,

I'm not trolling or joking when I say

this, but I do genuinely enjoy male

company more than female company. I can't

think of a single woman that I've spent

time with that I actually enjoyed spending

time with apart from the cereal bit.

But I've hung out with loads of guys where

we just sat around and chatted, and I

enjoyed it. There was George,

George Trombly. I enjoyed his company.

There's the Canadian guy, and there was

that Japanese guy.

I can't think of a single woman that I

spent time with and thought Wow, I'm

having a really good time. We're talking

about so many cool things and we're really

connecting. Never really thought that with

anyone female.

Uh, so I want to make a video trying to

explain that. Could be an interesting

topic.

What commonalities in those men make you

comfortable? Well, they were just good at

talking, I guess. Yeah, all these guys I

just mentioned, they were all good at

talking and making conversation. Eugene

was very good at, um, getting

conversations going and asking me things,

which made me feel comfortable. I'm really

bad at that. I'm really bad at just asking

If no one asks questions, then it just

turns into awkward silence.

When I hang out with awkward people, then

it's just really uncomfortable.

I hung out with this Korean guy, um,

about 4 years ago, and he wasn't very

talkative. It was so uncomfortable.

$2 if you cut each piece in half again.

I think we're reaching the limit.

So instead of one sandwich, I turned one

sandwich into 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 sandwiches.

That's how you save money.

Okay, let's try one of them.

Pretty good.

I wish I didn't drink my morning coffee.

I wish I had it now. I'm trying to ration

myself to 2 coffees a day. I have one in

the morning, then I have one after dinner,

and then in between I just drink the tap

water. I think tap water is safe in Korea.

It should be fine. It tastes a bit weird

though.

My mum never made me tuna sandwiches. She

always made ham and cucumber sandwiches

with cucumber,

and she gave me a packet of crisps

and apple.

I miss Walker's Ready Salted Crisps.

The crisps here as well, they have

banana flavor crisps.

Oh, you know what else I noticed? There's

hardly any birds anywhere. I wake up in

the morning, you can't hear any birds.

In England, you always wake up and there's

all this chirping and tweeting. In Japan,

you can always hear crows, but here

there's just nothing. It's like there's no

animal life. The only animals I saw was

this rat at night scurrying around.

It's like it's void of nature.

I think I saw a pigeon, actually.

Sorry, Oliver, I can't answer your

questions. They're too complicated.

I buy hookers out of loneliness. No, I buy

them out of horniness. If I get lonely,

I'll chat on Discord or someone on

Instagram.

I matched— I actually matched a call girl

on Tinder, and then she started giving me

prices. She said 3 hours for about—

how much was it? 12,000 won, which is

pretty cheap.

It's only about 100 $110

for 3 hours,

but she's probably really fat and ugly or

old.

There's no way you'd get a cute girl for

that, for that amount of money.

She sent me pictures and she looked weird.

Like, she looked like a love doll. Like,

her face didn't look like a real person's

face. It was really— it looked really

altered, like a doll's

I don't know, I don't think I want to

waste any more money on hookers. It's just

kind of— it feels like a waste of money.

And you can't trust any of these photos.

They'll send you a photo and then a

completely different person shows up.

Well, I got so much. What should I do with

it? I could make

tuna spaghetti.

Oh,

there's white liquid. It looks like milk.

It's like cereal. Look at it. It's like

tuna and sweet corn in a bowl of milk.

I'm feeling sick. I have to eat this for

tomorrow as well. There's so much of it.

Uh, eating is not fun recently.

Look, I'll tell you the real reason why I

came to Korea.

What is the real reason?

Well, number one, I had to get out of

Japan. If I'm getting divorced,

so I might as well leave instead of trying

to stay there. So I had to choose another

country. The closest country was Korea,

and I know a few people in Korea that

were up for meeting, so I thought, why not

Korea then? I don't know anyone else in

any other countries— Hong Kong, Taiwan,

Vietnam— I don't have any invites from

Also, I wanted to stay in Asia because me

and the Essex girl were planning to go on

a trip somewhere in Asia, but she got busy

with real life and now she's barely

talking to me, so I don't know what's

going on there.

It takes her like 2 days to reply.

I mean, how busy do you have to be to not

be able to even reply on Instagram? It

takes like 1 second to reply on Instagram.

Are you telling me you don't have at least

1 second in the entire day where you're

not busy? I mean, what about when you go

I feel like it's completely unbelievable

for someone to be so busy that they can't

even respond.

So I think— I don't know, she seemed

pretty interested in meeting, but now she

seems very uninterested. So I don't know

what's going on. Getting a bit annoyed,

actually.

I feel like she's messing me around.

So that's about the K-girl. I'm not

meeting any K-girls. I'm meeting a French

girl tomorrow, hopefully. She agreed to

be on camera.

And then I'm meeting a Japanese girl next

week. But I didn't talk about making

a video with her, so that just might be,

you know, off-camera stuff.

That's it.

I've only got 2 girls who are up for

Will I live out the dream of being

homeless in Korea? No,

I think my homeless days are over.

Eugene said he knows this Korean girl,

one of his friends, who would be up for

being in a video, but she hasn't seen my

channel yet, so she might change her mind

after she sees my channel.

Are Korean girls' standards higher than

J-girls'? I don't

really know. I don't really have much

experience with Korean women. Apart from

one.

Would I give up YouTube if I had unlimited

money?

I wouldn't give it up, but I would stop

caring about views, I guess. I would just

do random vlogs. Like, I'd probably just

do what I'm doing now, actually, just

rambling about stuff that's going on. But

I would stop caring about, you know,

clickbait and coming up with topics.

People keep saying, do what you want to

do, make what you want to make. Well,

this is what I would make. I'd just be

sitting here chatting.

But just sitting here chatting isn't going

to help the channel grow, is it?

I better finish everything because if I

keep washing bits of food down the drain,

it's gonna start to stink. This is the

problem with living in an Airbnb for 2

weeks. You start getting a lot of

rubbish building up, and I don't want to

clean.

The good thing about moving to new Airbnbs

is you get a new clean place every time,

and I can make a new Airbnb tour video.

I still think Japanese girls are the best.

Just their voice alone, the language

alone, just sounds really cute.

I was doing voice chat with the that

Japanese girl I was talking about. And I

don't know what she looks like because she

doesn't want to show me a photo, but just

her voice alone speaking in Japanese was

so arousing.

Reminded me why I wanted to learn Japanese

so much in the first place. Ah, they sound

so cute. It's the bloody

language that I find attractive.

Korean language just doesn't really do it

for me. It just sounds kind of loud,

unrefined,

sounds kind of aggressive to me.

Well, I've never had phone cereal with a

Korean girl, so I don't really know.

Maybe I'll change my mind.

Finished. That was a good luncheon. How

much did it cost? $2 for tuna, $1 for

sweet corn. I'd say that's

about a dollar because I still have loads

of it left. Probably not even a dollar.

A dollar lunch. Why am I meeting

the girls when I have the Essex? Because I

don't know what's going on with that. I

don't know if— I feel like she's not

interested anymore.

K-girls are better, they have self-respect

and pride. I don't know if having

self-respect makes a woman better though.

It just makes it harder to get you know

what.

That's why I like guest houses full of

needy, lonely people with low self-esteem.

Plenty of vulnerable people to prey upon.

My hunting grounds.

I don't know about Korean girls having

higher self-respect or standards.

I still slept with one, didn't I, for

about 5 years?

And I made out with this other Korean girl

as well. About ten years ago, and she had

a boyfriend at the time. So I don't

think you can just generalize them like

that. Some might have higher higher self

respect; some don't.

And one of them came into my room and then

puked on the carpet, and then stripped

naked and got into my bed.

That'll be my dinner,

and I've got enough bread for one more

sandwich tomorrow.

Oh, I have hazelnut cream wafers.

What should I make next?

What will I do all day?

Um. I don't

I don't know.

I was gonna make a video, but I can't be

bothered, so I just did this livestream.

Livestream will be good enough, I guess.

Hopefully tomorrow I'll be able to make

the French girl video. If everything goes

I said to Eugene, the American guy, I

said, what would you do if I met your

girlfriend and then me and your girlfriend

went for dinner, just the two of us? He

said you would have a black eye. You see,

that's the normal response when some guy

goes out with your woman. It's not

something you would be happy about.

I think most men would react with anger,

you know,

unless they were friends way before you

met them, then it would be different.

What other than self-indulgence is

required for a happy life?

What other than self-indulgence is

required? I don't know, money and

sex. These questions are weird.

All my problems would be solved if I had

unlimited money. Just sit in bed playing

Mario Kart all day. Well, that's what I do

now anyway. I could have a hookup every

night. Wouldn't even have to bother with

relationships. I have a different woman

coming over every night.

And I'll live in the best Airbnb in Seoul.

That's my only biggest worry— money. What

am I going to do for money?

Need more money. How do I make more money?

What else is there?

I don't really know what I would do

differently if I had more money though.

Well, I wouldn't have to worry anymore,

would I, about my channel dying? So that

would be a huge relief.

Just relax, I guess.

Chill out.

Oh, thank you, Neil Marshall. You said

earlier you haven't seen many K-girls.

I taught English in Korea and lots of

K-girls come to my city, so don't

worry. K-girls are awesome.

Well, I haven't really seen that many

because I haven't really been outside.

I go outside every 3 days when I have to

go and get food.

It's that lotion next to my tuna

bottle. No, it's mayonnaise. Rich

mayonnaise for poor people. And it

says enjoy your everyday table on the

back, just making

fun of us poor people,

calling it rich mayonnaise.

I'm in self-quarantine,

self-isolation.

Am I not gonna answer your statement?

Let me check. Andrew Yang

wants to give everybody $1,000 in the

US.

Okay,

I will use the money towards pork and

beans. Yeah, I'll make pork and beans

next.

What happens if you use mayonnaise as

lube? Do you think it'll be good?

What if I covered my dick in mayonnaise

and then someone sucked it?

My toenail smells like Cheetos.

But I like the smell. It smells

just like Cheetos. How come?

Who remembers Wotsits? I'll tell you

something I used to do with Wotsits.

They're kind of like Cheetos. They're like

these cylindrical-shaped

orange cheese crisps. I used

to bite the tip off and make it wet, and

then get another one and then bite the tip

off, make it wet, and then I would stick

them together. And then I'll keep doing

that and I'll make a really long wotsit.

I used to love doing that.

Or you could make little structures. You

make it wet, they stick together.

And I just put them into my sandwiches as

well.

My favorite UK crisps are Monster Munch,

pickled onion flavor,

and Walkers cheese and onion flavor.

And I like french fries, cheese and onion

flavor.

Oh, and I like Twiglets. They taste like

Marmite.

You know what's really funny? People kept

telling me to go outside, make videos

outside. Show us Korea, Daniel. I make a

video showing you Korea, it gets the worst

views in ages.

Thanks for the advice.

What do you think of that?

Daniel, we want to see you hanging out

with people, going around outside.

Then I make the video, gets terrible

views. Great idea.

So I guess it's back to,

I don't know, shit-talking people.

My bitch wife refused to divorce me.

Some nonsense like that seems to be what

people like.

Yeah, the people who watched it liked it,

but not that many people watched it, did

they?

That's why I get so annoyed.

People say I don't listen to advice.

Well, guess why?

Because people don't know what they're

talking about most of the time. Oh, this

Well, I just don't think you guys care

much about career.

So I'll probably stop making career videos

and just go back to whinging about women.

I've got one called Why I Don't

Feel Attracted to Korean Women. Thinking

of that one.

I need more points though.

Oh, why Tinder sucks in Korea could be a

Oh, this chocolate's melting. Oh, it looks

I'll put it in the fridge. I don't like

soft melted chocolate.

I'm gonna make career videos, but I'm

gonna put them onto the second channel

because I don't feel— think you guys care

that much. So if you want to see the

career videos, go to my second channel.

I'm gonna make 10 different videos about

Korean apartments because I saw this one

girl called Callie. She made one, it got 1

million, nearly 1 million views, just a

Korean apartment tour. So I'm gonna keep

going to different Airbnbs and keep making

Korean apartment tours until one of them

gets a million. Worth a shot,

isn't it? Worth trying.

If I make 10, then it increases the chance

of one of them going viral by 10.

The thing is, it doesn't really matter

where I go, I'll just end up doing the

same. I'll be sitting in an Airbnb playing

games. Making livestreams and moaning.

I don't really know what I'm supposed to

Everywhere's the same. They have

supermarkets, they have shops, they'll

have touristy stuff. The touristy stuff's

always just a tower or a castle.

Well, the Japanese girl said she's coming

in March for a week,

but then she changed her mind and she said

she wants to meet me faster, sooner. So

she's coming next week, and then she said

she'll only come for a few days. And then

she'll go back to Japan, and then she'll

come back again in March for longer. So it

depends. I don't know if I like this girl.

I don't even know what she looks like.

She won't show me,

so I'm a bit suspicious.

But what if she's the one?

But then I can't go back to— well, I could

go back to Japan with her if I'm still

married, but then what if my wife gets

angry and then she, she sues me or

something. I feel

like she's waiting for me to get involved

with another woman, and then she might do

the whole suing thing again.

Stream the date. There's not gonna be a

date. She's gonna arrive, and then we're

gonna go back to the Airbnb. And make

love.

Maybe I could get divorced and then get

married again to this new one, get a new

visa. Do you think it's possible? I think

immigration would think it's a bit

suspicious. Why would you keep getting

married and divorced? Japanese women.

Well, I could get a student visa,

couldn't I? I would like to go back to

Japan, to be honest. Look, here's the

thing. I didn't hate living in Japan. I

hated living in Japan as a married man. I

think I would love living in Japan as a

single man.

So I need to find a way to live in Japan

on my own visa without depending

on being in a relationship.

So I have 2 choices, student visa or a

cultural visa, and they would be about 2

I was thinking about going back to England

and being in a relationship with the Essex

girl, but I don't think that's gonna

happen.

And life would probably be even more

boring back in England. That's why I

decided to go come back to Japan instead

of seeing the Essex girl a second time,

because I thought, what am I going to make

videos about in Essex?

But now I have the same problem. I'm in

Korea. What am I going to make videos

about in Korea? People don't care about

I don't know anymore.

I don't really want to make travel vlogs,

to be honest. It's not really what I'm

into. What's the difference between

happiness and meaning?

I don't know. How about someone tell us?

I'm not exactly bold and bankrupt,

am I? I'm not interested in traveling.

I'm not interested in history. Well, I'm

kind of interested in history, but let's

just Google that, can't I?

Oh, thank you. American ajumma, cash for

kimchi. Kinji's pretty cheap.

There's just no way I could ever make

content like Bald and Bankrupt. I would

just be too nervous. I couldn't even make—

I could barely even make vlogs when I was

out with Eugene. I just felt so stupid

filming myself. Everyone's looking at us

thinking, what the hell are they doing?

I'm not really adventurous.

I'm not interested in going to tourist

places or going to dangerous places.

Maybe if I was a 6-foot-tall big man,

then I'd be fine, but I'm

pretty vulnerable. I don't think I could

defend myself against attackers.

What happened with the date video? I

haven't gone on the date yet.

I'm only 5 foot 9. Look,

I did my laundry, washed my grey jumper

for the first time in about a month.

Turned out pretty well. There's one

problem though. You know the little Tide

Pod? Well, the plastic casing

melted and then got stuck to my jumper,

and it was like a big lump of— look, it

looks like a cum stain now. Look at that.

Kind of stupid, isn't it?

I don't understand that.

What am I supposed to do?

It's just a patch.

Would I get a sugar daddy if the

opportunity came? Actually, it's funny you

mentioned that. This guy in London offered

me £200 to give me a BJ.

I said I'll think about it.

So stupid, this Tide Pod thing.

Look, the plastic wrapper melts

and then gets stuck to the clothing.

So next time I think I'm going to open it

using scissors and then just squeeze out

the liquid onto the clothing when it's

inside and then turn it on.

I haven't had a shower yet.

I haven't even watched TV yet. Don't need

to. I wonder what's on TV. We can watch

TV, Korean TV.

Oh Jesus!

Okay, she's quite cute. I guess she's

quite cute as well, actually.

Do you think I'll get copyright problems

by doing this? I'll get copyright strikes

by E Channel.

Look at a kiss.

Kiss. I don't kiss. I get into trouble.

They seem so bitchy, don't they?

I understand every word, by the way.

Fluent. Do I think I'd

be popular YouTuber if I was ugly?

I could make a why I'm ugly video, I

guess. There better not be porno

on this. Oh, this reminds

me when I was living with my ex-Korean

girlfriend, used to listen to TV all day

What's that? I'm not showing that.

I like the way yeah is also yeah in

English and it means yeah in Korean.

Oh, I'm gonna get copyright.

Yeah, well, the Korean girls on TV are

pretty, I guess, but in real life they're

not like that.

I'm a

bit worried porn will come up, like once

at the love hotel in Japan. 韓 国、 多 分 あと 広

告 ス ロ ー ガ ン コ ロ ナ 禍 初 めて です みたい な

着 陸 を 国 次 ぐ には それ が 出 発 点 を 超 えて

る 国 で 六。 つ い ちゃ な 日本

ぼ 散 ろう。 今日 も ゼ ロ ガ ソ リ ン で 乗 ってる。 日本

で ゼ ロ ということ？ あ、

タ ク シ ー 名 乗 り で ん わ。 Boring

TV. 오늘입니다. 어더 분서서 이런 버거를 만들어 되고 이제 함께 그에서도

방족하고 계신 것 같은데 사실 집정공계는 정말 배리배리이다.

와해밥은 배리배서도 사래도 있고 있습니다. 주녀와 생각을

해서 힘을 넣은 건 이거는 함께 먹으면 어쁘게 되는 가든?

Why did you drive? Seven pounds.

When they

start shouting, it's funny.

That hat, that hat looks

really ineffective.

It's not going to block the sun out. It's

not going to stop the rain from getting in

your face either. What's the point of it?

It's a hat, but it has none of the

functions of a hat.

色 も 何 度、 次 は 作 業 団 軍 中 で お しま い

の セ ブ ン 箱 を 達 成 し シ ソ ンピ レ ポ さん

ハ ダ ハ ダ 高 校 名 ヘ ト リ ギ ス ミ だ。 風

と ヘ ト リ ゴ？ そうだ。 豚 肉 ご 飯 う る さ、 う り

なら どう いて 事 前 に 見 ろ ば んだ よ。 事 前 に 停

止。 風 ポ ン ゲ ジ の ご 飯 め そう。 ほ ん ま に

色 も 何 度、 ご 存 知 ご マ ガ ジ ン サ イ レ

ン さん に 風 と 色 も 何 度 ろ。 Anime.

So many channels.

Oh wow,

well, that was TV in Korea.

Where's Ben Dean?

We must track him down.

I don't have to go outside today. I

already have food. If I went outside,

it'll be exactly the same as last time I

went outside. Last time I walked across

this walkway, I kept walking and

I went past these buildings and I found

some kind of market. It wasn't really

interesting,

they just sold t-shirts and junk,

and then there was food— raw fish,

kimchi. I don't really want to buy

anything, so going to a market is

pointless.

Go to the Han River. Yeah, I would like

to. I might make a video there.

Well, I'll be going outside tomorrow.

Hopefully we're gonna go to— maybe I

shouldn't say, someone might attack me.

We're gonna go to a place where there is

stuff. Hopefully it's not too awkward.

I've chatted to her a bit,

so it's not like we're complete strangers.

Just trying to think of how I can film her

without it being too awkward.

I have to avoid showing her face.

What's the point of being in another

country if you can't enjoy it? Well, I

have to be somewhere, don't I? Wasting

your money on Airbnb. It's not a waste. I

have to live somewhere, don't I? It's

cheaper to live in Korea than it is to

live in London.

If I went back to England, I would get

myself an Airbnb in London and then it'd

just be the same, but I'll be in London

and I'd be spending way more, way more

money. So I might as well be in Korea

since it was right next door to Japan.

I don't think there's anyone in England

who wants to meet me. No one messaged me

saying, Daniel, when you're back in

London, let's meet. You know damn

well 30% of these comments are about how

cute you are, from women young or old.

I don't fancy you, but you're good

looking. Oh, thank you. I'm glad you're

trying the Han River. I went there before.

I've been to Korea 5 times now.

It's nice, I guess.

I don't want to live with my mum again.

That was just stressful. We kept fighting.

She kept complaining about everything. I

don't want to live with another nagging

woman. All they do is nag, nag, nag.

Even if I just do something simple like

leaving a coffee cup on the counter, she

starts nagging me. Or if I don't tighten

the coffee jar, she'll say, tighten the

coffee jar, it's gonna go dry. As if

coffee goes dry. It's already dry. It's a

grain. It's like a coffee granule.

Who cares if it goes dry? You're gonna put

it into boiling water anyway. She nags

me about the stupidest things.

Or she'll ask me things that I don't know,

and then she'll say, oh, you don't know

anything, useless. Why would I know

anything about engines or cars or

gardening or how to chop down a tree? As

if I would know that stuff just

because she lost her mechanic and her

gardener.

So stressful. That's why I decided to go

come back to Japan. I couldn't stand it

Why didn't

she learn how to do it then? She's so

clever. It's her car,

blaming me for everything.

I want to come up with some analogies for

my Why I Hate Korea video. I want to

say it's kind of like Japan if you strip

away all of the fun and quirky interesting

things that makes Japan interesting. Then

you've got Korea. You really don't

think you're good looking? Not really.

I don't like my face, to be honest.

That's why I don't show it much.

Fuck.

People always make fun of

my glasses, my hair.

I like my hair. I like this style. I don't

like it short. I tried shorts before, but

I didn't like it.

Do I still talk to Elvis? No, he just used

me for views and then he spat me out after

exposing me. I feel so used

and I didn't even get anything out of it.

Channel still died, didn't it?

People say my videos are boring. Well,

sorry.

Do I have bad Airbnb reviews for leaving

places untidy? I never look at my reviews.

I don't leave anyone reviews, and I don't

even send them my passport picture.

I wonder if I have bad reviews.

Well, that's why you have to pay for the

cleaning. You have to pay for the cleaning

bill, so it's not my job to keep the place

clean, is it? If it was, then give me back

my cleaning bill money.

I had to pay $70 or $80 for the cleaning

bill alone.

Looks like there's a body in my bed.

And I'm running out of space in the bin.

I could use this bag, but I use this bag

for my shopping.

Can't I take the trash out? I don't know

where to take it. If I took it out, I'd

just end up dumping it somewhere.

Why'd you call trash can rubbish bin?

Because that's what English people call

it. English people don't use the word

trash or can. A can is like a Coca-Cola

can or a can of Pepsi. You don't

call a bin a can. It's not a can, it's a

bin.

You don't call it a trash tin, do you?

Why would you call it a can? I think

of can as something you drink out of, not

something you put rubbish into.

It has something

to do with the shape and its use, but the

use of a can and the bin is completely

different. You don't drink out of a bin,

do you? Who drinks out of a bin?

I'm not sure why English people don't use

the word trash. It just sounds weird to

me. Say rubbish or garbage.

Gabarge. Garbage bin.

The garbage man.

I bet it's like an Irish thing, isn't it?

Because most of the white people that

immigrated to America were Irish. Maybe

it's like Irish English.

It's kind of interesting how similar Irish

English and American English is. You can

just tell that's where the American accent

came from. From. Would I smoke

weed if a hot girl made you for

sex? Yes.

Can you hear that noise? It's so

irritating. Listen.

All day long. It's coming

from the fridge. Look, if I open it—

put you in the fridge.

I think it's coming from the freezer.

It's full of ice. Listen.

Why is it making that sound?

The freezer doesn't even close properly.

They need to defrost it.

All night long I have to listen to that.

Maybe I can defrost it for them. No, too

lazy. It seemed very anxiety-ridden

with that last guy. No, it was quite

comfortable. With him. He opened me up

quite well.

Look, this is my laundry.

I think it's ready up there, dried.

Oliver is paying for Daniel's whole month

for groceries. Yeah,

my, my food bill for the month is probably

gonna be about $120 at this rate.

With my 3 days of shopping,

strategy is going quite well, I think.

Smells good.

See, I can do laundry. People think I

can't do anything by myself.

If I moved into like a dormitory, those

only cost about $60 a week, so that'd be

$120, $240, $240 a month.

$240 a month plus $150 for food.

I could get my my cost of living down to

about £400 a month. That's crazy.

But then I wouldn't be able to do these

streams. People think I'm a weirdo talking

to myself in the bunk bed. But then I'd

save so much money. What's better,

saving loads of money by sleeping in a

dormitory, but then I lose out on

being able to make live streams? And

probably videos.

So would I save more money than I would

lose from video and stream income?

How was it with the big channel that did

an interview with you? It seemed like his

questions were negatively formed. Yeah,

all his questions were like trying to

expose me. Do you love your wife?

Do you feel bad for cheating?

Do you fake stuff for content? It just

felt like I was being interrogated,

actually.

And what kind of question is that? Do you

love your wife? Obviously I can't say no.

If I said no and she saw it,

then she'd be angry and I'd get in

trouble. So obviously I have to say yes.

Why would I say no, I don't love my wife,

in front of everyone when she's going to

see it as well? Such a stupid question.

So either lie and then And

then it's kind of obvious that I'm lying,

or I tell the truth and then I get in

trouble with my wife.

It's not a fair question.

Well, I think it's pretty obvious that I

didn't love her. If I did love her, then I

wouldn't have left her. I wouldn't have

said all that stuff I said.

I would have stopped saying stupid things

on Discord,

and I wouldn't constantly be thinking

about other women.