GIRLFRIEND GONE AGAIN LETS GO

Hello, welcome back to a new streamo

testing.

Yeah, I like streaming on Twitch more. I

don't know why, it feels— I feel depressed

streaming on YouTube.

I feel like I'm pressured into having to

have drama. Twitch is nicer.

Just finished making my new Pokémon video.

Let me just release it. I need to put ads

first. I was so wrong

about Pokémon Scarlet.

It's actually amazing.

It's best game I never played.

Let me get my connections connected.

Wi-Fi is

connected.

I put an ad on my new Pokémon video every

20 seconds.

Maybe that's why the first one got such a

high CPM. I put like 20 ads in the first 5

minutes.

Let them have— let the Pokémon fans have

some ads.

Explain the title. My girlfriend's gone

forever until later

tonight. And then she's back, but then

she's gonna be gone again, and then she'll

be back, and then gone, and then back,

and then gone, and then back, and then

and then gone, and then back, and then

gone, and then back, and then she'll be

Where's that sound coming from?

Where's that sound coming from?

Ah.

If the apartment is ¥300,000 and is

bigger, then you paid too much for the

other one. Yeah, because the other one was

like tourist prices, and the other one was

not like a contract apartment.

It was like a serviced hotel apartment

with a cleaner and like hotel towels and

stuff. This place is like a proper

apartment apartment. Where no one comes

to clean. There's no little keycard for

the keycard slot into. There's no hotel

towels or little complimentary coffee.

It's just a proper normal apartment where

you have to look after everything

yourself.

No, she didn't pay the rent. I paid 30

1,000 baht for 2 months rent plus 1 month

rent, and that counts as the insurance.

And then we had to pay like 2,000 baht to

buy stuff for the place, bed sheets and

stuff like that.

But it's nice, we got a big kitchen and

it's got a big counter and We got

one of those drying racks for dishes, so

when you finish cleaning it, you just put

it on the rack and it drips off water. So

you don't have to worry about drying

plates, which is annoying because the

cloth we use for drying keeps getting

smelly after using it a few times. It'll

get really smelly, and then anything it

touches makes that smell too. And then

when you touch it, your fingers smell. So

It was really hard keeping stuff dry

because there was nothing to dry it with.

Now they just drip dry, which is great,

so I don't have to do anything.

Public. Okay, I released my Pokémon video.

I wonder what happens if I put my Twitch

link in a Pokémon troll video.

Imagine all the angry Pokémon people

coming to my Twitch. I don't think they'd

come. I should have made a video for the

main channel. Hello, welcome back to a new

video. So recently I made a fairly

critical and scathing review— my scathing

review streaming on Twitch now.

That'd be funny. Stramming.

I think streaming on YouTube is not really

working anymore. I think it was better

when I made a video and then put the

Twitch link on the video.

How much in Gut L. The last month—

oh, total. In total, the last months you

paid. I don't know. I don't keep count

anymore. I paid— I

paid $25K for the first month in that

apartment. $5K was supposed to be

insurance, but she kept it to buy stuff

for the new place and for petrol.

Let me get my calculator. Actually, this

could be fun. It's gonna

be confusing though, because I paid for

the first 2 nights— I stayed in a 5-star

penthouse hotel which cost £300 for 2

nights. That was so expensive. That 2

nights in that hotel was more than the

entire month in this place. And I spent

£600 in the next hotel after the crazy

ex-husband chased me out the house.

And then I don't know about food, just

randomly say 250 probably on food.

And then 25,000 baht in

pounds is £580,

and I just spent another Probably 35K for

the new place,

so that's £800. But then after

the first month, the rent is going to be

£260 every month. But I'm only here for

another month, so I'm not going to

benefit. So it's going to be another

£11,000 to pay next month.

It's £256. Plus 256.

I swear I spent more on other things,

like, oh, we went to Pattaya. I spent like

250 there for the hotel and food. I spent

£3,000 in a month and a

half. Oh my God, I thought Thailand's

cheap. And then yeah, petrol, day trips,

parks, zoos. Probably all add up

to another £300

maybe, and then maybe another £100 in

food.

Round it up, probably like £3,500 I spent

so far because I bought some clothing.

Oh my God, $3,500 for

only a month and a half. That's because

the first 2 weeks was expensive with the

hotels, and then I had to pay upfront for

this apartment. 3 months and I get the

money back when we leave. But what are

the chances of me still being here in a

year's time? And then if I am here in a

year's time, why would we leave?

Never getting that money back again, just

like the Rotterdam money.

But I don't really see any more big

expenses coming for the remaining Thailand

Do you? I don't.

The only next big payment will be next

month for the 3rd month of rent. And then

that's it really, just food, maybe a bit

of petrol here and there.

And then I'm gonna have to pay for her

trip to Japan, aren't I? She wants to come

to Japan with me, so I'm gonna have to pay

for the plane and the hotel.

You get broke if this continues. I don't

see any other option, because if I'm

single and I break up with her, I'm gonna

stay at a hotel that's gonna be way more

expensive than this place.

If I— let's say we broke up today and

I got my money back for this place,

I won't find a cheaper place than this.

I'm gonna have to go to a hotel that's

gonna cost more money.

Plus I have to pay for food because I

won't have a kitchen, so I have to go and

eat out all the time. And then I have to

leave anyway and go and get a plane ticket

to Japan or some other country.

So you make it sound like I'm paying loads

of money for, for her to be with her, but

I don't really see How being alone would

be a better option. She's helping me save

a lot of money, plus I get a load

of free cereal.

I just don't like having to pay for 2

months' rent plus this month's rent all at

once. It's like 3 months of rent all

together. But that's what apartments are

like. You gotta pay for a few months' rent

upfront in advance.

The petrol money is expensive, I guess,

but what can we do? I don't want to go and

move to where she works. She doesn't want—

well, she does want to quit her job. She

says she's planning to quit her job at the

end of December. How is the internet

there? I don't even have internet here.

I'm using my SIM cards. We don't have any

Wi-Fi. We've got to buy it, and that would

be another 600 baht a month, which is like

£12 or £14. I don't think it's necessary.

The stream seems to be fine using my SIM

How much would I have spent on hookers?

Well, the last few days in Malaysia, I

think I spent, I spent like £500.

Because on the last few nights in

Malaysia, we got apartments and I got my

own apartment. So I just kind of thought,

well, this might be my last chance to get

some Asian pineapple,

and I just kind of went a bit— no, I went

all out with the Malaysia fight finale.

My first time with a Vietnamese girl.

Never had Vietnamese before. She was nice,

I liked her. I had a Thai woman as well,

but she was ugly. I only chose her because

her name on the website was Mila. So I

thought, wouldn't it be kind of kinky if I

bang a you-know-what who had the same name

as my ex? It's probably not her real name

because what Thai woman is called Mila?

But her name was Mila on the website, so I

went straight for her. But her picture was

completely different to her real-life

face.

She looked really cute in the picture,

then she shows up and she's like, oh my

God, what happened to your face?

She kept rushing me as well. She kept

saying, have you come yet? You come yet?

And I was like, no, it's only been 20

minutes. And then I went, oh fine, I'll

Wasn't good.

I find it kind of hot getting a

you-know-what who has the name Mira.

Or the same name as one of my exes.

I don't get it. On YouTube, I feel

miserable having 100 viewers, but on

Twitch, I feel happy to get, to get 30

viewers. It makes no sense. I feel

like, oh, I got 30 to 40 viewers on

Twitch. I feel happy. And on YouTube,

I feel depressed because I only got like

100 viewers. Technically, that's double.

And now I've got 44 viewers. I feel so

much better. It's so dumb how the brain

works. It's like you got to

psychologically trick your brain into

feeling happy by little workaround things.

Like, I feel miserable on YouTube even

though I get more numbers. But I feel

better on Twitch even though the numbers

are lower. I don't understand it.

Oh well, you got to do what you do to get

the happy feels, don't you?

I just get— I get so frustrated with

YouTube. I need like a new platform.

To start, start out on maybe.

The time— it should have been a good time

zone for YouTube because it was evening

for America,

and I streamed that time zone before and

it was fine. I don't know why that stream

today just did really badly.

I feel kind of disoriented as well in the

new apartment. I was used to the other

apartment, being there 4 weeks, so I was

feeling at home at that place.

But now we just moved again, and now I'm

like, oh, this is a new place, gotta get

used to it again. It takes me a while to

get used to a place. I hate having to move

all the time.

Uh, do you like my character? I got this

new sword, it's called Byakko,

and it does this special ability where you

can jump and attack them at the same

time. I don't think the other ones have

like a special move. Where you can do like

a jumping flying attack.

I've seen some channels on YouTube do

Cyberpunk builds and they do really well,

but you've got to like, you've got to like

take, take it from the Edgerunners angle.

You got to make like a David What's

his name? You know, the main character

David. You got to have like a David-themed

build. Hear a weird sound in the

background, like some kind of bird. Is the

game making like a sound?

I need to plug my headphones in. I need

some new headphones. My one's starting to

rip. The wire is starting to tear.

I got these cheap knockoff iPhone Apple

earphones. I got them because

they're wired. I don't like these wireless

earphones. I want a wire that plugs into a

hole, and I want it to be in-ear

but not with the noise-canceling thing. I

don't like the noise-canceling thing

because when you're speaking,

you can't hear your own voice very well.

Otherwise, I'd get those overhead over-ear

big headphones, but then you can't hear

your own voice when you speak, and it's

really weird. So I only have one of the

earbuds in so I can hear the game.

David— what is the name of the main

character?

David Martinez. People are making David

builds from Cyberpunk. I actually got the

jacket. From Cyberpunk.

Where is it?

It's there. Oh,

it's not showing because I'm wearing an

outfit. How do I get rid of the outfit?

Uh, it's not really the kind of look I

want. But that's the David— David's

jacket. I got it from some side quest.

A jacket for a true edgerunner belonged

once to David Martinez, and before that,

his mother, Giorgia.

Got some police samurai armor, looks

pretty cool. Where is it?

This one.

So you can look like a police person if

you wanted to.

I can't believe I played this game for 100

hours. It's quite a lot,

a lot of hours.

What's this? Weapon zoom. Oh,

that looks cool.

Why didn't you stay at the apartment? Now

you have to pay for 3 months. Well, it

works out the same. So if I stayed at the

other apartment, it would have been 20K

this month and then 20K next month, so

40K. This place is 30K now and then 11K

next month, so it works out the

same really. And this place is a lot

bigger and nicer than the other place.

The other place has so many problems,

like blocked sink, shower was blocking,

leaking floor, very noisy from the train

track as well. This place is so quiet.

You can't hear the traffic at all because

it's so high up.

And this place has better air

conditioning. The other place air

conditioning was weird. It was like you

press the remote to turn it on, then it

wouldn't turn on properly even though it

was moving. 100 hours in 2 weeks.

I think I played for a month now.

Am I living off YouTube? Yes, and Twitch,

and a bit of OnlyFans.

This place would be great if I was living

here for like a year or more. My

girlfriend's sister recently came back

from Japan. I met her yesterday. She gave

us some snacks and gifts. Showed us some

pictures, and then she

started asking me what my plan is. Am I

going to go to Japan? Am I going to take

her sister with me? Asked me all these

very specific questions I don't have

answers to. I'm not sure what to do in

January, and January is not that far away.

We should start planning it now.

Am I making OnlyFans content in Thailand?

No, I haven't made any. It's just people

still sub to it.

So I don't know what to do in January.

Any ideas? Do I try and come up with an

excuse? For why I have to go alone. That

seems really suspicious, like I'm trying

to get rid of her. So I think I'm gonna

end up having to bring her with me. She

doesn't want to let me go.

She said she's scared to lose me.

Real sis or cousin? This time it's the

real sister. It's confusing.

She keeps calling everyone sister and

brother when it's not. Actually her sister

or brother. So it seems like I'm gonna

have to take her traveling. I don't know

if I want to take her to Japan because

then she's gonna think I'm gonna speak

amazing Japanese in front of her when I

don't really want to. I probably just

pretend I don't speak Japanese so I don't

have to face the embarrassment of not

maybe understanding what they're saying.

If you have to bring her, go somewhere

cheaper. Yeah, I was thinking maybe Maybe

Malaysia. We could go to some Malaysian

island beach resort and

then just fly back to Thailand. And then

hopefully they just stamp my passport,

let me in for another 45 days,

and then we'll have another 45 days.

And then I don't know.

What is the plan here? Do I just keep

leaving the country and coming back in?

It's going to be a nightmare. It's also

going to be expensive.

How, how much money? Maybe she can just

drive us over the border into Myanmar,

into the Killing Fields of Cambodia,

and then drive back over. So stupid,

these borders. Border things. Oh, you got

to leave within 90 days, but if you just

drive over the border and then back in

again, you can stay. Who the hell invents

these stupid rules? Let me go on

to flights and

have a look.

The sister is very short. I feel vertigo

when I walk next to her cuz she's so short

and I feel like When we're talking, I'm

looking at her and I feel dizzy because

I'm just towering over her.

We can't tell if you're a human or a bot.

Pick the penguin. Okay,

why would a bot be looking at flight

tickets? The sister doesn't

work either. She doesn't work, she just

lives with her boyfriend. And she was

saying something in English. She said

something like, oh, you complain about me

not working, but your own boy doesn't work

too. I think she was talking about me.

Why does the sister think I don't work?

Is she on to me?

She doesn't work but has money to travel.

Yeah, the boyfriend is probably paying for

it. Us stupid guys,

we're so desperate for female company,

we'll basically just pay everything for

them all so you don't have to do anything.

Going to KLM, Kuala Lumpur.

Oh, it's K-U-L. Let's say we go January

4th until January 20th.

Yeah,

maybe she does YouTube as well.

Wow, only £100, £130.

Okay, we're going to Malaysia. What if—

uh, Malaysia is annoying to go to because

you need to download this stupid app,

fill out a form.

When are they gonna get rid of all this

dumb COVID stuff? Like, oh, you need to

download this app and then you've got to

check the box saying you're vaccinated.

They need this certificate so we can scan

it every time you enter a building. Every

time you enter like a shopping mall in

Malaysia, they got security guards by the

door checking everyone's app. They just

check the app, they go, they nod, and then

let you in. And they just like look at it

for 1 second.

Yeah, this is really helping the spread

from spreading, isn't it? What a load of

rubbish. Having some stupid app and then

having a security guy check it is so

pointless. You're wasting everyone's time.

We could get a direct plane ticket to

Kuala Lumpur, £130,

and then just have a holiday and then come

back to Thailand, maybe. I don't want to

take her to Japan. Japan's my special

place. Japan's where I go to to get

Japanese girlfriends. It's not a place

where I'd bring a girlfriend. Let me go on

Google Maps, see which countries are

nearby. I think I'm gonna have to pay

for a trip together with her.

Otherwise she's gonna be all upset if I

say, oh, I'm gonna leave and you just stay

here. Oh, she did mention Singapore.

She said she'd like to go to Singapore,

and also I would like to go to Singapore

as well. I went before, but just for one

day. I met this big fathead Malaysian

girl. We had sushi. She was annoying.

That was 10 years ago, and I didn't get to

see any of the cool bits of Singapore. I

want to see the colonial parts, like the

leftover of the British forts or whatever.

Because the British had a massive fort and

garrison there. Wasn't Singapore known as

the Gibraltar of Asia? And they lost it to

the Japanese. All a load of idiots,

stupid British.

Oh wow, thanks Daisy Paris 16 for subbing.

Very kind of ye.

Yeah, the British put all these

fortifications and guns and cannons

pointing out at the sea in case the

Japanese attacked by sea. The Japanese

invaded Malaysia and then came down

through Borneo, rode their bicycles

through the jungles of Malaysia, and then

just bummed the British in the backside

and then cut off the supplies to water and

everything. And then the British had like

100,000 troops there outnumbering the

Japanese, and they surrendered because the

leader was some idiot called Percival,

and he didn't have any balls, and he just

surrendered an entire garrison of troops

to Japanese who had less troops just

because he was scared.

It was known as one of the most

embarrassing and humiliating defeats in

the British Empire, along with the Zulu

battle. But losing Singapore was like a

massive demoralizing defeat in the

Pacific theater, and then they never

regained control of it until the end of

the war. And they only regained it because

Japanese had to leave to defend the

mainland from America, and then the

British just came back and retook it

again.

Silly British. I think it's 1855 again,

but I want to go to Singapore and see if

there's any history about that stuff.

Let me look for tickets. Singapore.

My uncle lives in Singapore. Where's the

main airport of Singapore? Changi.

What's for dinner? I don't know.

I think I've got some beef I could quickly

stir-fry, but she's not coming home until

10, so I might make us both dinner.

Uh, Singapore's more expensive, £294

direct. I could get a return ticket there,

return ticket back here, but then when I

come back here, I won't have an outbound

ticket, and they might think they might

say, where's your outbound ticket?

What if I just buy a ticket and then

cancel it? So at least I have an outbound

ticket to show them. Do I even need one?

For some reason, I think that you need an

outbound ticket. That's just what I was

taught. So I heard horror stories of

people going to Japan with a one-way

ticket, and then they had big problems in

immigration. Because they didn't have an

outbound ticket.

They thought— the immigration thought they

were trying to illegally live there or

I don't like my neighbor. He keeps walking

up and down and slamming the door.

I think he tried to open my door because I

definitely heard a door handle and it

sounded very loud. It's scary.

And then we went to the gym here and they

almost— the woman at the door almost

didn't let me in because I was wearing

flip-flops. She said it's not the

appropriate footwear. Could cause damage

to the floor. And it's just like a rubber

flip-flop, the softest rubber you could

ever think of. How is that going to cause

any damage? It's exactly the same material

that trainers are made out of. But my

girlfriend managed to convince her and

twist her arm to let me in. Otherwise, we

have to go all the way back up, all the

way back down. I don't want to wear

trainers when I'm working

out. We went to the gym and I did some

weightlifting.

So stupid. What a dumb rule. You can't

wear flip-flops in a gym. It's not

like it was made out of metal. It's not

like metal-studded flip-flops.

I just, I really hate it when they come up

with these weird rules that make no sense.

Why don't you just look at the bottom of

my shoe, see that it's all made out of

rubber, there's no metal spikes on it,

and just let me into the freaking gym?

Making life difficult. They don't want

you dropping weights on your toes, but

even if I was wearing trainers, it's still

gonna hurt if I drop a 10 kg weight on it.

Imagine they say, oh, you need steel,

steel cap toe worker boots to enter the

I'm thinking Malaysia could be good, but

what if my relatives want to meet and they

accidentally say something?

I don't think they would, because when I

went to Malaysia, the entire time not a

single one of my relatives asked me any

anything about YouTube. Not even a, so are

you still doing YouTube? Or, how's YouTube

going? Or, you going to make any video?

Nothing. No one gives a shit that I do

YouTube. It's so weird. It's like some

secret taboo topic that they won't talk

about or they won't ask me about. They

talk about it behind my back. I think one

of my cousins asked my mom, did Daniel

really make love with a sex doll and get

a UTI? She said

no, of course not.

So maybe if I introduce her to my

Malaysian relatives, they wouldn't say

anything, but I don't think they would

want to meet. They think I'm a weirdo.

I don't really get on well. It's not that

I don't get on well, so I don't really

talk to my relatives in Malaysia like my

sister does. My sister gets on really well

with the cousins and the relatives and the

nephews and nieces. I just sit there not

talking to anyone like a weirdo.

I thought one of my uncles is coming to

Thailand in December. I don't know which

one it is. I think it's the uncle that

does aikido. I like the other uncle that

rides a motorbike. He's cool. He's not

serious and kind of silly, so he's more

fun. I think I have 4

uncles. One of them lives in Vietnam.

He's like a business-savvy guy. He's got a

massage parlor. And then the other one is

like nearly 80, lives in Singapore.

And then the other one is like a business

accountant. And his 2— his

son and his daughter learned accounting,

accountancy in Australia. So they're very

highly educated. One of them moved to

Australia and one of his friends was

actually killed in the Malaysian Airlines

crash that was shot down over Ukraine.

That's crazy to see, isn't it?

I feel connected to a major world tragedy.

And then they also have a daughter who

went to Australia to learn accounting.

Accounting is like a really well-respected

job in Malaysia, pays well. Everyone needs

accounting. It's like a really important

job that every business needs and pays

really well. So he's proud he's got 2 kids

that do accounting, but the 3rd kid is

kind of like Doesn't really know what he

wants to do in life, drifts here and

there, does this and that.

My Vietnamese uncle, he has multiple

businesses. I don't know what he's doing

now, I haven't seen him. He actually flew

over to England when my dad died. The

other relatives never came to the funeral,

but that uncle that lives in Vietnam And

his kids. One of his kids studies— he

was studying law, so he's probably like a

lawyer now. I asked— I messaged him if

Chihiro could actually seize my assets

from divorce. I don't know why I randomly

asked him that. I was freaking out

thinking Chihiro could actually, like,

take my money or something from divorce

settlements.

Why would you even tell your relatives

you're there? I wouldn't, but maybe my mum

would, or they might see on my YouTube

channel. I think they might follow my

YouTube channel.

Probably won't say anything. I don't

really get on with anyone in Malaysia.

And that cousin that stayed at my house,

she doesn't even say hi to me. So I

may or may not have made a video about her

involving panties, and she may or may not

have caught on to the fact that I was

talking about her because she was the only

cousin that came over to stay at our house

during that time.

Because during the family get-together,

she was saying hi to everyone, but she

didn't say hi to me. I met her in Japan

before we got married. We went for dinner.

So we could go to Malaysia or we could go

I don't want to go to Myanmar. Didn't they

have a military coup? That's scary.

I was reading up on the history of

Myanmar, how they were once a

proud and powerful empire, the Burmese

Empire, and they even dared to stand up

against the British, and they got

destroyed in 3 wars. The British

completely wrecked Myanmar over 3

wars. And then after they won the first

war, they demanded Myanmar pay like a

million pounds, which was the equivalent

of loads of money today. And that just

financially ruined Myanmar forever. I

mean, they never recovered from it. The

Burmese kingdom just collapsed because of

all of those payments they had to make.

And then the British just invaded after a

3rd war and annexed the entire country

into their own territory. So you

completely fucked up another country.

So I don't know if Myanmar would hate

British people. What else is nearby?

Laos. I don't really know anything about

Laos. We could

go to Vietnam, actually. That's pretty

near, uh, but I need to get a visa for

If I Google it— how get

visa Vietnam British.

To apply for a visa on arrival, UK

travelers need to complete following

steps. Why even bother making us get a

visa? Just let us in for like a few weeks

so we can go on bloody holiday, for fuck's

sake. For trips

less than 15 days, citizens of the United

Kingdom can enter Vietnam without a visa.

Well, thank fucking God for that. Upon

arrival, visa requirements state British

traveler must have their UK passport on

hand. Passport must be valid for 6 months.

For trips greater than 15 days, UK

citizens have to apply for Vietnamese

visa. Yeah, I could go to Vietnam.

Go for less than 15 days.

Did my sick girlfriend throw up? No,

she's just coughing and spitting out a lot

I swear her boobs are getting bigger as

well. I don't remember them looking so

big.

She thinks she's pregnant.

I'm liking Vietnam as a destination.

Also, Vietnam is not Muslim, aren't they?

So maybe I'd prefer it. Plus, I kind of

have a thing for Vietnamese girls now.

What is the main airport in Vietnam?

Maybe go to Hanoi.

Wait, is Hanoi in the south? What's the

one in the top?

Oh yeah, Hanoi is at the top near China.

I knew a Vietnamese girl at the guest

house in Japan back in 2011.

She was called Chin and people called her

Chin Chan.

And she didn't talk to me much.

So Hanoi, Ho Chi Minh is the one I went to

before. Maybe Hanoi is nice.

Hanoi. Hanoi.

Wasn't Ho Chi Minh called Saigon before?

Maybe I can see some colonial era history

of the Vietnamese War.

Find some landmines in the jungle.

Oh, pretty cheap. 1 hour— I mean, £144, 2

hours direct flight from Bangkok.

Vietnamese Airlines,

2 people. Adults. Why do

I need her name though? Oh my god,

it's gonna be such a mess with names.

I have to book the ticket because if she

books a ticket, she'll need my name, and I

can't give her a fake name, can I?

Because it's gotta match the passport. So

I've got to insist that I pay for this,

so then she'll have to finally tell me

what her name is because I still don't

know what her name actually is. Oh my god.

I never had a girlfriend where I didn't

know her name and she doesn't know my

name. So funny.

So for 2 travelers,

probably £300.

Maybe she can pay the hotel. I could say

I'll pay the ticket because I don't want

to dox my name and you pay for the hotel.

Otherwise, we go to the hotel and they'll

be like, your room is ready, Mr. Lord.

Why is the price for 2 travelers the same

as the price for 1 traveler?

I'm nervous. 2 hours on the plane.

Maybe we can get a boat. Maybe we can

drive there. It's not

that far away.

How do I turn off satellite mode? Road

mode. That's better. Wow,

Thailand is huge.

Oh, what is that country in between

Thailand and Vietnam? Oh, Laos.

It's like a little sliver of land,

so there's no connect— direct connection

between Thailand and Vietnam. We could go

to Cambodia. Biden and Xi Jinping went

there, didn't they? They went to Phnom

Penh.

Well, maybe we go to Myanmar.

Hmm, don't know. I want to take her

somewhere cheap because I'm such a

romantic guy.

Why hasn't she told you her name? Because

I haven't asked for it. Because if I start

asking about names, she's gonna ask me

about names, and we can't have that. Do I

pay attention to politics? Yeah, I watch

Twitter. I look at the tweets.

I'm getting low bitrate.

Why am I getting bitrate problem?

Is it because I pressed refresh on Google

Oh, it's fine now. Yeah, I think the

problem is when I press refresh on Google

Maps. My internet's not doing

great today.

I watch the financial news whenever I can

because I follow the stock market. Oh

yeah, stock market should be doing

pre-market soon. Let me check.

When am I going to Japan? I don't know. I

thought I'd go to Japan after Thailand,

but it seems like the Thai girl wants to

come traveling overseas with me when I

have to leave to Thailand, and I don't

really want to bring her to Japan because

it could be weird.

Japan is a country I want to go to when

I'm single and ready to mingle.

Otherwise, my good looks are wasted.

So I'm trying to think of a nearby country

that's cheap that we could quickly go to

for a few weeks. A few weeks is so long

though. Oh my god, maybe just say 10 days.

10 days I won't be able to stream. I won't

be able to game. The only videos I can

make are going to be boring travel videos

of her backside because I need to secretly

film it.

I can't go alone because she's gonna want

to tag along because she doesn't want to

let go of me. She wants to go overseas

with me and then come back with me back to

Thailand so I can get a new visa.

What if I type how many tourist visa

Can I get Thailand?

What if I just try applying for another

tourist visa? How many times can I visit

Thailand in one year?

It's just a big block of text.

I don't know, I really don't know what to

do. When January comes, I'm gonna

have an emotional crying woman being

sad, and then it's gonna make me feel bad

because I don't have a solution. She wants

me to stay here forever.

Who'd have thought having a girlfriend is

so much work?

She's going to stalk you. What if she

becomes like really obsessed with me and

can't let me go, and then she finds my

YouTube stuff? Stuff and then starts

trying to track me down. My crazy Thai

girlfriend. My crazy ex Thai

girlfriend.

I'm in HMR Law now because your name

popped up. If you just keep unfollowing,

then follow again, it might keep popping

up again. I don't know

if you can do that.

My life is so simple. I go to work, come

home, play games, watch YouTube. But what

about the romantic part of your life?

Because I start to miss and crave having

a romantic aspect to my life.

I think Vietnam is a good choice. I don't

need a visa for less than 15 days. It

looks pretty cheap.

You can get a direct flight for £140.

I don't know what the COVID entry rules

are like. Vietnam entry

requirements COVID.

When are they going to end all this stupid

COVID entry rules and stuff?

According to latest Vietnam entry

regulations, Vietnam applies no quarantine

and no COVID test for entrants.

That's good. In order to enter Vietnam,

foreigners must have following items: a

valid entry paper unless you are exempted

from Vietnam visa, passport valid for 6

months. What about Thai people? Do they

need a visa? Do Thai people need visa

travel to Vietnam? The Thai

need a visa if they want to enter Vietnam.

Oh my God, why? Thailand is list of

countries exempt from the visa to enter

Vietnam, so in case you want to stay for

more than 30 days. Doesn't make sense,

you just said they need a visa.

Thailand citizens are required no entry

visa for a stay of 30 days.

Okay, so she doesn't need a visa.

So we could go to Vietnam and then come

back to Thailand.

Oh, thanks M9 Eggie for

following. Very generous.

I think I like the Vietnam idea more than

the Japan idea because a direct ticket to

Japan will be £550.

Ah, she's gonna bring loads of luggage,

isn't she? Because her sister went to

Japan with her boyfriend. She took videos

of him carrying all her suitcases. She had

2 big suitcases on wheels, but then there

were some roads that were just made out of

gravel and stone, so he had to carry these

big 2 suitcases up and down. I'm just

gonna take a small backpack, but women,

they take massive suitcase full of 20

different outfits and huge bag of makeup.

Bitcoin has fallen down to £13,000.

What about dollars?

I might buy some Bitcoin if it drops down

to like $9,000 and

then it drops down to $5,000 and I lose

half of it. Maybe crypto

is finished. People are still saying the

FTX thing is just a tiny blip like

the BitConnect thing was and the China ban

was.

A bunch of expat— expats left Thailand for

Vietnam recently, but how do they stay

there long term? Because it says you need

a visa for over 15 days? Do they get a

tourist visa?

Tourist visa Vietnam.

Visas are so annoying. Why can't they just

let us stay for however long we want to?

As long as we have money and we can

support ourselves, then why not just let

us stay for as long as we want to?

Make us get a visa if we want to get a

job, but if we don't need a job, why don't

you just let us be permanent tourists?

Because we're not taking anything away

from the economy, we're not taking any

jobs, and we're just using our money and

putting it into their economy, so they're

benefiting. It's win-win.

They should just let me stay wherever I

want for however long I want without any

questions asked.

Maybe they're getting sick and tired of

Rampaging European sexpats. Well,

it's not our fault your women are so cute

and hot and our women are just fat.

It's the Western diet. All the burgers and

Big Macs and KFC is making people fat and

ugly. In countries like Thailand, people

still have a pretty ethnic and local diet.

They eat good old Thai food. Sure,

there's McDonald's and Burger King

everywhere, but local Thai people, they,

they prefer their local Thai diet with the

pad thai and pad kapow, whatever it's

called. My girlfriend thinks Burger King

is expensive because you get like one

burger and chips and it's like 400 baht.

400 baht for a meal is expensive when you

can get a local Thai meal for like 60 baht

or 50 baht, and it's a proper meal.

So a Burger King or McDonald's Big Mac set

is like 10 times the price of a local Thai

All this fast food is so bad, it's full of

corn syrup and processed stuff. Tastes so

good. Oh my God, I want a big Whopper. I

had a big American-style deep pan sausage

and mushroom pizza yesterday. It tastes so

good, even though my stomach was busting,

about to burst, I couldn't stop eating it

because it tastes so damn good. After 2

slices I was full, but I ended up eating

the whole thing because it tastes so good.

My stomach's still fat from yesterday,

and I had leftover pizza slices for lunch

today. 4 slices.

Wow, I look hot in this game.

I've got this miniskirt. What if I make it

super sexy?

What is this? Oh, a green jumpsuit.

Let the perving begin.

I was in super perv mode yesterday because

I got to this side quest where there's

this kind of Japanese girl group and they

were wearing really tight-fitting spandex

swimsuit things.

And then you could zoom in on their legs

and stuff.

I'm tempted to do a second playthrough

when I finish this game because I

killed one of the Ripperdocs that sells

some good stuff in the beginning. I didn't

realize you could kill him. I didn't

realize he sold anything important. And

I'm missing out on a lot of the builds

because I kind of did a random build where

I just put points into everything instead

of specializing into one thing.

What if she's getting sick during

traveling? Yeah. What if she starts

coughing and they think she has COVID and

they take her away and then quarantine her

for 2 weeks? And then I'm free to go and

do whatever I want while she's stuck in a

hotel. Whatever would

I get up to alone?

I'm at level 48. Max level is 50. You

can't reset these points. There's nothing

that goes here. I thought there's gonna be

like a secret ability here.

I don't know if doing some Cyberpunk

videos would get views. It's gotten views

for other people.

But that's only because of the Edgerunner

anime popularity. How to make a David

Martinez ultimate build, you need the

Sandevistan slow-mo thing.

She's been sick every day since I met her

with this coughing thing.

She'll wake up really early in the

morning, leave the bedroom, go and sleep

on the sofa because she Keeps coughing. I

wake up and she's gone, and I've got a

massive hard-on. So when she's in the

shower, I quickly jerk off and then cum on

my stomach because I'm really horny.

Luckily it dries pretty quick. I don't

like it when the girl wakes up really

quickly, really, really early, and then

you wake up and you're alone because then

you can't do you know what. I don't think

morning sex is that great though because I

don't really feel very energetic and

it doesn't really feel passionate. It just

feels like you're doing it to scratch an

itch. And then the girl is usually not

that into it in the morning.

I like it when she's kind of sleeping and

then I wake her up and then we start doing

it, but she's still kind of half asleep

and dazed. And then she's like half asleep

whilst I'm working my magic. Why do

I let it dry on my stomach? Because

there's no tissue nearby and she's in the

bathroom. I need to pee.

Oh, I had my electric bill from the last

month. Came to about 2,000 baht, which is

nearly £50. I think that's fair

considering all of the tech and stuff and

streaming Cyberpunk all day long. £50 a

month is not bad for electric Electric

Maybe she has lung cancer. No, she got an

x-ray for her lungs. They said

everything's fine.

Oh yeah, I was gonna show you my new

katana. Look at this thing,

it can do this.

No, it can do— no, it can do this.

I don't think the other ones can do that.

Let me check.

What if they can do it though with this

green katana as well?

Oh, they can do it. What? But the— this

one on the description, it says allowing

to jump the enemy and attack them with

Full force. Jump the enemy

and attack. What does that mean? I thought

it meant I can do like a flying attack,

but then all of them can do it.

See?

Oops.

Not sure, maybe it's like a weird

description.

Maybe she got HIV. From who? Not me,

I don't have it. I'm clean.

I wish they had bounty contracts in this

game. Like in Star Wars Galaxies, there

was a bounty hunter terminal, and then you

can take out contracts— assassinate—

assassinations on actual other players,

and then you'd get paid more if it was a

Jedi player. And then you can go and track

them down. That used to be grinding.

Monsters in some kind of place, and then

you can sneak up on them with the sniper

rifle and try to wait till they're

weakened and then try and take them out.

And then you get paid for killing them.

And if they die, they'll lose all of the

Force Points that they grinded, so they

really didn't want to die. So it became

like this desperate struggle to kill them

and for them to not get killed.

Maybe I

can Google it.

Byakko katana flying

attack.

It allows you to lunge in for those

attacks. How do you do it?

They're not saying how you do it. Oh,

oh, you got to hold it down like

that and then attack.

Oh, oh my god, what was that?

Oh, she does do like a little lunge.

I don't know if the other swords can do

Why does my game keep having like a little

It does seem to make my laptop have

performance issues, and then I need to

reset the laptop and then it fixes the

problem. Why do I have so much stuff all

the time? Get rid of

this.

What did I do whilst I was offline?

This one's low level, do that

I've already

done it.

This way.

What do

you expect? This is kabuki.

Oh, she just kind of leaped at the enemy

just then. Oh, I died.

It was like a little teleportation jump

towards the enemy. That's pretty nice.

This is kabuki, not your

dog. What you know about

kabuki, dirty nomad? Come on, I I don't

need this. Just toss him an ender pearl.

Look at her arms. 15% off? Well, I will

not buy it. Why? Everyone got it out for

me. Fine, fine,

you got the deal. Confront Anna. Who's

Anna?