Discussing my plans for 2019 (Archive part 1)

Okay, I think it's working. No idea what happened. It's really weird because as soon as my data came back on,

my Wi-Fi— Wi-Fi came back on at the same time, and they're on separate connections. My Wi-Fi is my Wi-Fi, my phone is on a data plan using a SIM card. They both kind of went offline at the same time and both came back on at the same time. Strange. It's as if

something is malfunctioning

that the Wi-Fi and the data needs to work

I'm not sure how it works.

Now I completely forgot what I was talking about.

If I get an Airbnb in London, I definitely need to get good internet if I want to stream.

Okay, so any thoughts on

Everyone's gone now. Typical.

What do you think about London?

If I had to choose between London, Japan, Thailand, and Hong Kong, which one should I go to?

I definitely have to go to London though for— well, I just have business to attend to that I really want to attend to. I'm not going to London because I like London. I'm going to London because it's convenient.

And, you know, it's hard to arrange business meetings in Kent because no one lives nearby Kent.

Do you know how difficult it is to get to different places in England?

For example, if I wanted to go to Cornwall, which is

at the, the bottom left corner of England, I would have to go to London which takes a couple of hours, and I have to get another train which would be about 3 hours to get there. It's crazy how long it takes to get anywhere in England.

In Japan, you just get onto a bullet train and you can go anywhere.

My hair looks stupid. Why is it so— it keeps sticking up like I've been electrocuted.

Because I've cut it shorter now, it kind of just stands like I've been shocked. I shouldn't have cut it so short. Got carried away.

If I grow it long, it looks stupid. If I cut it short, it looks stupid. What am I supposed to do? I wish I'd just go bald. Maybe I'd look better if I just went bald.

I don't know what kind of hairstyle would look good.

I should just shave it all off.

And those bloody Irish people outside keep shouting.

That woman, I kept hearing her voice shouting the whole day.

Look, I just got a comment from this guy called The Nerd Master. Wow, you are by far the worst human being on this planet. Can you imagine? Can you imagine there's people who think I'm the worst person, the worst human being on the planet, when we live in a planet that has thousands and thousands of murderers, rapists,

and criminals, and I'm the worst person in the world? Jesus. I've seen a few of your vids. Yeah, I've seen a few of your vids. Now I can judge you because I know everything about you just from watching a few of your videos. Great logic. And all I have to say is you're a hypocritical, whiny, terrible, irritating

person, and I have no idea how you have any subscribers. You complain about all these things and are always upset about small insignificant things. And sorry, Buttercup, you're not a 3-year-old girl. Yeah, you don't have to be a 3-year-old girl to be able to complain about things. And not everything will go your way in life. Duh. That's

the truth. Oh really? Wow, dropping some truth bombs here.

If you— actually don't, you could cheat on them.

But I would never do that. You need to care and not be a douche to your wife. I despise your personality, and with how much you complain about other people's looks, you should really look at— you should really take a long hard look in a mirror. It's kind of dumb how people say that. Just because I'm not

the best-looking guy in the world doesn't mean that I can't criticize other people's ugliness. It's like saying, oh, you're not allowed to criticize people's cooking because you can't cook perfectly.

To be good-looking yourself to be able to criticize other people's looks. I wish people would stop saying that. Every time I mention something about someone's physical appearance, they say, oh, well, you're not very attractive either, or, well, have you looked in the mirror?

Yeah, I look in the mirror every day. How does that make my statement any less true?

That if I see a fat person, I call them fat and ugly, then someone turns around and says, well, well, well, look at yourself in the mirror. Looking at myself in the mirror isn't going to stop that person from being fat and ugly. Such a stupid thing to say.

And the whole Chris Broad thing, I wasn't serious about it. It was just a troll video I made to troll his fans, and it worked because I got— I think I got about 20,000 of his fans to watch it, and they all got angry.

I can't believe people don't know when I'm just messing around. Do you think I was seriously that upset just because Chris Broad didn't send me a message? I couldn't care less. Since whenever have I ever shown interest in meeting up with guys and going for drinks? You know me, I always say that I'm only interested in meeting

girls.

Why would I care about meeting a guy? If I really cared that much, then I would have messaged him myself.

I was just exaggerating so I can put his name in the title.

I don't care if he didn't message me. Jesus.

Why do I always wear the same clothes? Because I'm too lazy to change.

Why do I have to wear different clothes every day?

Think like hell.

Okay, they do stink a little bit,

but who cares? It's not like I'm seeing anyone. When I go to London on business, obviously I'm gonna change my clothes.

Any update on Tabitha? No, she ghosted me again. So annoying. She messaged me the other day and last time I was doing a stream, and then I tried making conversation and she just left me on read. That was 4 days ago. Something's seriously wrong with her.

So annoying.

Now I don't know if I should message her again because then it seems weird if I keep messaging her and she doesn't reply.

I don't know, it's up to her. If she wants to meet, then

she needs to stop ghosting me.

Isn't it stupid when People complain that I'm complaining too much, but they clicked on the video that has a negative title. What did they expect? If the title is why I hate something, or why I regret something, or my problem with something, then obviously I'm gonna be complaining about something. If you didn't want to hear a guy

complain about something, then why did you click it?

What did you expect from a video that has a negative title? It's not going to be positive and uplifting, is it?

Why are people so dumb?

It's like going into a cinema and watching a love romance movie and then complaining because there's too much kissing in it, too much lovey-dovey stuff.

What the fuck is wrong with your hair? Why is it 15 centimeters tall? I don't know, I can't get it to stay down. It keeps, keeps standing up.

It's so annoying when people complain about me complaining.

The video.

Why are people so dumb? I don't get it.

If you see a video titled Why I Regret Getting Married, then yeah, obviously I'm gonna be complaining about why I regret getting married. I'm not gonna say good things, otherwise it wouldn't be regret.

Married. And I'm not always complaining,

I just complain most of the time.

And I've tried making positive videos in the past, but people don't want to watch it. Negativity sells, so if that's what people want to see, then I'll make it.

My videos have been pretty negative recently. If you look at the titles— why I regret getting married, Me and my wife getting divorced. The saddest day of my life. My marriage is over. I think I have depression. My problem with Chris Broad. It's all negative.

I don't really have anything positive to say.

Um, well, I guess my upcoming business trip in London is positive. I can't really make a video about it, it hasn't even happened.

Maybe that should be my goal, to make the most depressing, negative YouTube channel on YouTube.

Add to your plans, do stuff what you really like.

Well, I quite like making business and playing Rainbow Six. That's all I like, really.

I'm quite excited about going to London. It'll be like a little adventure.

Get a nice Airbnb. Bring my Switch.

What was that? Oh, thank you, Anonymous. You should make a video stream reading weird emails or messages you get for content. But then people would stop sending me messages because they'd be scared that I would read it out on streams.

I was just scared of going to London. It just looks so run-down, full of people stabbing each other. I might get mugged walking down the road, and then they'll steal my iPhone, my wallet.

I'd be scared to walk out with my iPhone. I just walk out using my cheap crappy Android.

Or I'd buy a stab-proof vest and I'd say, come at me, bro. And then they stab me and the knife gets stuck into the stab-proof vest and I punch them in the face.

I don't want to die,

but then I don't want to give up my iPhone.

Would you fight back if someone— imagine you got approached by 2 guys and and they have a knife and they said, give me your stuff, would you just give it to them?

Oh, this is the problem when I cut my hair too short.

I don't know if I'd want to risk my life over an iPhone.

Then I'd have to buy a new one. I wouldn't buy a new iPhone, I'd just go back to my old phone, I guess. Oh, but my iPhone has all of my nudes on it and my, my collection. I need to back that up, actually. No, Now that I think about it, if I got mugged and I lost

my iPhone that has my collection on it, I'd be so upset. Where should I upload it to? Should I upload it to Dropbox? No, I'll just copy it onto my computer, make a backup, and then maybe I'll put it onto my SD card as well. This one. Oh, it'd be terrible.

My collection— I value my collection more than the actual iPhone.

Because, you know, that collection, I can't go back and retake it.

When I'm 60 years old, I want to look at it and remember the good times.

Ice got raided by the FBI. I heard about that. I don't really understand what's going on.

What for? People were saying— people were saying that he was framed as a hacker or something. I'm not sure.

Where am I now? I'm in England. The best country in the world. Strongest navy. Best food. Do I know the YouTube channel I Hate Everything? Yeah, but I find him really boring. He just talks about nonsense all the time. Minions and these stupid kids movies that no one knows about. Some cheap low-budget kids movie that no one

cares about, and then he does a 50-minute-long critique on it.

He did a 50-minute-long video on that new game Anthem. It was so boring. I don't know how someone could talk for 50 minutes about some crappy game. Didn't even know what he was saying. He's just saying, oh, so-and-so characters, they don't add much story, and the story is just so bland. I don't know, he just went on

and on and on.

Didn't I do that for Apex Legends? Yeah, and it got no views. I don't get it. Apex Legends is a new trending popular game, so I thought if I had made a video about it I might be able to get views, but didn't even get 10k. Pathetic. I'd get more views talking about my dick cheese.

Oh look, there's a chat. I didn't notice there was a chat box here.

Why go to Thailand? Well, people have said good things about it. It's very cheap.

I mean affordable. It's very affordable.

I could go anywhere. I don't really want to go anywhere. I need to set up a business meeting before I go anywhere. I'm not just gonna go anywhere without any meetings set up. That would be stupid. I need incentive to go there first.

I'm just laughing at the people who think it's actual real business.

Wait, I need to put more ads onto my livestream. I might leave that livestream up. Because I'm too lazy to make a proper video. Don't really have anything to make one on.

Hmm. Oh, it's such a pain, you know, being a YouTuber. You have to come up with ideas for videos all the time.

As soon as you finish making one video, you have to start thinking about the next. There's no break, no, no, no time to put my feet up.

People think I'm not working, I'm just sitting here doing nothing. I'm trying my hardest to come up with ideas to make videos about.

It's 98% thinking about an idea and then 2% actually executing it.

It's not easy, you know.

I got disconnected again.

Buy an Ethernet cable. I have one.

Don't see how getting a new one would help.

How can I get good internet?

Could get satellite internet. I don't know if that's any good. What if it's still slow?

I was on the website and it said satellite internet is good because it doesn't matter where you are, you can get good speeds because the satellite dish points at the satellite.

I got a 3E3SM— I mean SIM card. I checked availability for 4G and it said excellent in your area. I can't even get 4G and it says excellent when I typed in my postcode. What a con.

Get fiber. Can't because I live in the middle of nowhere.

Oh, come on.

Not too bad. Uh, how is my mum coping? She's all right. I think she's coping better. My sister was crying yesterday when we put the ash into the ground.

Oh, thank you, Jessica,

for the Super Chat.

If someone gave me 1 million, what would I do with it?

Absolutely nothing. Quit YouTube.

I could retire.

Let us see the ash. I'm thinking about putting it into a video. But I think people would get upset, and I'm not sure if YouTube would punish me. You wouldn't even know it's ash, it's just powder. It looks like dirt.

Don't get satellite Wi-Fi, it shuts down when it rains. What? That's rubbish.

Well, what am I supposed to do then if I want to stream? Usually it's fine, but today has been pretty bad. I've kept disconnecting.

Get EE or Vodafone? Are you sure?

I paid for one month on three, so maybe I could try out Vodafone next. I don't get four G. It just says it says H plus, and then sometimes it says H plus plus,

and it's slower than my Wi-Fi, which is already pretty slow.

So annoying that they won't bring out fiber here just because there's not enough houses here to provide fiber to, to make it worth money to the company, to the internet company. There's not enough houses in this neighborhood.