some F@&KING IDIOT destroyed my HOUSE

Who the fuck did this? Look what

they did. They poured

lava on everything.

Look what happens when I trust people.

Can't even build a fucking house. Spent

all evening building this house and some

idiot fucking lavas all over it.

Why do people do this?

I don't even know how they got the lava up

there in the first place because it's not

on creative mode, it's on survival.

It's on survival mode, so people shouldn't

be able to fly and do weird stuff.

How do they get the lava up there?

Now I've lost all my stuff because it was

in the house.

Now I fucking died.

So if anyone wants to come and help me get

rid of the lava, that'd be great.

Luckily we've got some water which should

help get rid of it. I need tools first

of all. Someone's been hacking.

I didn't even know you could hack on a

How do people hack? I don't understand how

you hack. Why do they let games— why

do they make it so people can hack in the

first place? And there's no trees

anywhere, so how am I supposed to get

wood? Oh, there are the trees.

Oh, there's some wood here.

There's still zombies. I don't understand

why the skeletons aren't dying. It's,

it's daytime.

Okay, expert builder, let's get to work.

It's 10 o'clock in the morning. We've got

a lot of work to do.

If you want to join the server— I mean the

realm— just put your username in the chat.

Can I get someone else to invite people?

Because I have to keep exiting the game

every time to add more people. It's kind

Okay, we've got wood. I need crafting

station,

need some sticks,

and get mining pick.

Axe. Okay, I'm ready to go.

First off, I'll make stone tools.

I add some people first before I— because

the other people I added before, they're

not here. They're not here. So here's your

chance to join. Start inviting some new

helpers.

Anyone else?

Oh no, I forgot to brush my teeth. I'll do

it later. We've got more important things

to be doing.

I didn't know so many people played

Minecraft.

Okay, that should do for now.

I'll add more later.

Back to game.

Who's here?

I need stone. Don't hit

me.

Okay, we need to redirect the water to the

So we need to dig a canal down here.

Start digging. I should have made a spade.

Actually, I'll make a spade. And we need

more trees, so if you know how to make a

tree, that would be great.

Get a stone shovel.

And we'll do some digging.

Oh, this, this shovel is really good.

Look, look how quick it shovels stuff.

Why is there so much stone here?

I want to get a massive cascade of water

flowing down.

How do we do that? If we can get some

explosives, that'd be great.

How do you make a bucket? A bucket would

be good as well.

Where do you think the lava started from?

Oh, there's water over here. I can

use this water.

Hey, what's this pink stuff?

Magenta wool.

Whoa! Oh, I died.

It spawns you right in the lava as well.

Where's my shovel? Hey, give my stuff

back! You took my shovel.

Whoa, look at this hole! There's a massive

hole here.

Why am I on fire?

I'm permanently on fire. Why?

Oh,

okay. Someone took my stuff. I had

a stone shovel.

Good, good. This is good. Get the river

flowing down here. I need to make tools.

Go and make a pick first. I'll be

Look, this is where one of the first

houses was. It was here. Someone burnt

that down. And then there was a house in

the lake. Someone burnt that down as well.

Look, it's completely gone.

I think we should do a fresh world. I want

to fix this world. We can't just abandon

it. This is my, my first world.

I don't understand why some people have

creative mode.

Okay, I'm ready. I've got my shovel,

got my mine pick.

Okay, so how do we do this? There's a

massive wall of lava. There's lava

coming out from my previous home.

I'm gonna put a special chest and I'm

gonna hide it so I have tools ready.

And I'm also going to make a secret house

when I'm not streaming. I'll make it

underground, you won't be able to find it.

Oh, I know, we could play a cool game

actually. I'll make a secret house off

stream, and then when it's finished, I'll

stream inside of the house, and then

whoever finds it, they get a prize.

You can have a dick pic or something. $10

prize for anyone who finds it. $5 to enter

the world and then $100

prize forever for who finds the secret

item that I've hidden. What do you think

about that? That could be fun. I make

money, people can also make money.

Win-win.

$5 entry fee for a chance to win $100.

And I'll PayPal it to you.

So if 10 people enter, that means I get 10

times 5, 50. But wait, I'll lose $50 by

doing that. No, I'm not doing that.

I don't know if that's against YouTube's

rules or not. Seems kind of shady,

like a scam. What if there's no secret

Oh no, the lava!

This is very dangerous work.

Um, I don't know if the water can beat

back the lava because The lava just turns

into stone.

It sounds like a scam, it does. Maybe I

shouldn't do that, otherwise people are

going to start saying Daniel's scamming

kids on Minecraft.

I changed it back to survival mode, so It

shouldn't be on creative.

We need more water. Oh, people have

buckets! I want a bucket. How do you get a

bucket? You need metal,

don't you?

Reset the world? No, I'm not resetting.

That would be like having an ugly child

and then just him in the bin instead of

fixing it.

Why am I targeting the children

demographic? You don't have to be a child

to play Minecraft.

I'm just having some fun.

Well, people always tell me why don't I

make content that I want to make. Well,

this is what I want to make. I want to

play games, not talk about stupid stuff I

don't care about.

Daniel, I gave you a bucket. Oh, thanks.

Wow. How do I fill it?

How do I fill it full of water?

You have to stop the flow from the top.

Okay, so we need to make a giant

ladder to the top and then pour water on

top of it. How do I fill the bucket? Oh,

I filled it. Okay, I'm gonna collect lots

of dirt and I'm gonna make a massive

ladder that goes straight to the top.

Not a ladder, I mean, you know,

a tower.

And if you want to join me up there, you

can build ladders.

Ah, what the hell?

What are

those weird Insect

things.

Help me, help me!

Where's everyone else? We need more.

We've got, um, 8. We've got 7 players,

so I've got space for a few more.

Oh no, he died! He died trying to help

me.

I can't help because I'm gonna get

one-shot killed. I don't have enough dirt

to get right to the top. Oh look, they're

going into the lava, those stupid rat

things.

Oh, they're eating the dirt. What? I don't

understand. Oh, there's a massive

spider. I had a nightmare last night about

spiders, now I think about it. There were

these spiders and they were spinning webs

around me and I couldn't move.

I was trying not to get tangled in the

webs. It was really scary.

The spider walked into the lava.

Well, no,

no.

Okay, I think I'm safe.

This shovel is really good.

I can add a few more people, so let me

know your username. I'll invite

you. I have a few spots open.

Um, okay, I'm inviting people now.

How are you and your wife? We're doing

pretty well, actually. Thanks for asking.

We went on a nice cruise.

No, I'm not inviting Protosaurus. You,

you kept killing me last time.

Some of these usernames, I can't find

them.

Okay, I need lots of dirt. Oh, someone

already built a tower. Whoa, someone

built— how did you get up there?

I'm gonna get shot. I'm gonna

build a little cave so I'm safe whilst I—

you can come in and join me if you want.

Mining safety.

I'm just gonna dig some holes here until

daylight comes back.

This would be pretty cool because once

we've turned the lava into stone, we'll

have a massive stone wall, and then we

could build stuff inside of the stone

wall.

Oh, my spade broke and

I just got blown up.

How come some people are Flying.

My stuff. Give me my stuff.

I hate having to build my tools all

over again every time.

Where are these creepers coming from?

They're just randomly appearing.

I have no idea what this is.

Oak button. Why did I make buttons?

Do you like how I wrote your name,

Daniel? Yeah, it's very pretty, but I

need a spade.

Look at this world, it's such a mess.

There's chests everywhere.

I keep running out of wood.

There's 64 chests inside of the chest.

Who made so many chests?

I thought his actual house burnt down.

Yeah, right. I wish my house

would burn down. At least I'd have content

then. No, nothing happens. Not even a big

earthquake. Japan, famous for earthquakes

and natural disasters, and nothing

happens. When I'm starving for content,

I have to resort to playing Minecraft.

This is how low things have turned.

Um, what am I doing? I need— oh yeah, I

was gonna make a spade.

If someone's house burnt down in the

neighborhood, I could go and vlog it.

That would make great content. My

neighbor's house burned down and I made

money off it. That would be kind of funny.

Put myself in creative mode. No, that

ruins the immersion. If I just make

myself into a god, then it's not fun.

Where's my bucket? I have my bucket of

water, so I need to get to the top.

Oh, I could just use this water lift.

What if I set someone's house on fire but

I don't tell anyone it was me, and then I

just use it for content and pretend it—

pretend someone else did it?

I can go and just light a match, toss it

out somewhere, set the neighborhood on

fire, and then vlog it, pretend it was

some kind of natural happening.

Oh, but I'm drowning. I'm drowning inside

of the water. We need little rest stations

so you don't drown. This isn't gonna work.

We're gonna drown. We need little steps

on the side like this.

Oh look, someone wrote my name, Daniel.

Very nice.

No, go up. You have to press spacebar to

Whoa, fuck.

Now I lost all my— oh, it's all dropped

down here. All my stuff fell down and my

bucket. How do you get

up there without drowning?

Oh, my bucket's here. I need to get my

dirt back as well. Okay, let's try again.

Oh wait, if I do this, he can breathe. So

stupid. Well, someone's falling.

Someone just fell down right past me.

Or are you flying? Are you falling or are

I want to recreate my home from England.

So I feel less homesick, but someone's

just gonna burn it down. How high does

this go?

It's so high. How did they get the lava up

So who liked my cruise ship

vlog? Hey, what happened to the water?

Bring the water back! No,

stop it!

Bring the water back, please.

Finally at the top. Let's see what,

what's up here. Oh, absolutely nothing.

Okay, well, we got rid of the lava.

That's good.

Now what? I brought my bucket of water up

here for nothing.

Height limit for building is 256 blocks.

You can't build up here.

Oh look, boats.

Go down, go down the waterfall. I can't

see. Oh hey,

we didn't die. Landed in the water. We

should make a lake here. How do

I get out the boat?

How do I get out?

Oh no.

Oh look, there's iron. Iron and charcoal.

Who wants iron?

Can I put lava in the bucket?

I want water here as well.

Why can't I

get water in my bucket?

The lava's still there.

Hmm, this isn't how I imagined Minecraft

to be. I was hoping we would make a

village with houses and And we could meet

up in the village. But this is just a

massive mess. Look at it.

We can't build anything because people

will just destroy it.

And if I make it so no one else can build,

then it's kind of boring. I don't want to

be the only one who can build.

We could move to a new area. Yeah, let's

go somewhere new. Let's move. We've

destroyed this area. Take your stuff,

we're going. Which way should

Okay, follow me. We'll find a new

home. Look, there's lava over here as

well.

Oh, we can take shelter in this.

A stone house that's dripping with lava.

That doesn't look very safe. Cooked pork

How do I get my hearts back?

Oh look, there's boats. We can take the

boats. How'd you get out of the— look how

many boats there are. This is giving me

déjà vu of the, the boat trip the other

This is boring, give me IRL streams.

Should I do another IRL stream? Where

should I go?

Feeling kind of lazy. I went outside

but this lake doesn't go anywhere and

we're being attacked by Why is skeletons—

I can't see anything.

I can't move.

Are we just gonna get filler until then?

Well, there's nothing really happening to

make videos about, so it's either I do

boring stuff or just play Minecraft, or I

make shit up. I don't think people want me

to make stuff up. How do I get out of the

boat? I can't get out. Oh, you press

Shift. Go on holiday? We're going camping

in September, so you can wait until then.

Until the camping thing happens, I don't

really foresee anything happening.

This is what married life is like—pretty

boring.

Look at this baby zombie.

Why is it so small?

Okay, let's set up our new home here

on this hill, maybe. We need a place where

there's lots of wood. There's loads of

creepers. Oh, stop it.

No! Now I'm back at the spawn point.

The problem is if we die, we'll be back at

this spawn point. How do I change the

spawn point?

Make a baby Ark. Well, having a baby would

get views. But the cost of having the baby

would completely nullify any profit from

the extra views, so it would be more

profitable not to have a baby. I don't

know where everyone's gone now because I

got respawned.

If you sleep in a bed you change your

spawn point. How do I make a bed? I need

wool. There's no sheep anywhere.

Oh, thanks, my stuff has

returned to me.

I would only have a baby if it's

profitable. But usually having a baby—

well, unless it's a really cute baby and I

could use it for views, I don't really see

the point of having one. If I could turn

my channel into something like Ryan's Toy

Reviews where I have a really cute baby

and I just get her to do stuff. Daniel's

baby ASMR mukbang baby food.

It'll be like, you know, Orochimaru from

Naruto. He keeps changing bodies.

So when I get old and ugly, I'll just make

a baby, and the baby will take over the

channel, and it'll be like a new Daniel

reborn. Half of its DNA will be mine

anyway, so it's basically half Daniel,

but it'll be younger and better looking,

hopefully. And it will

take over the channel, kind of like

Boruto. You know, Naruto ended, so they,

they made a spin-off series, Boruto. It's

basically his son. I'll do the same but

with my YouTube channel.

10 years later, you'll see Daniel won't be

on the channel anymore. He'll be the cat.

Cameraman. It'll be Daniel's son,

10-year-old Daniel. There's actually a

Japanese kid who's pretty— well, he's not

famous, but he has quite a lot of subs,

but everyone hates him. And it's this

10-year-old Japanese kid, I think he's

called Yuta Bon, and he doesn't

go to school, and he's 10 years old, and

he's a YouTuber, and his parents— his

parents don't make him go to school. And

then he makes videos saying stuff like,

school's a waste of time, you can just use

Google, we have calculators, and he gets

so many dislikes. Everyone hates him.

That's basically my future son. That would

be my future son if I had a son. I would

say, don't worry about going to school,

son, just be a YouTuber.

School's a waste of time. You learn

nothing and you get bullied.

Why is there a zombie in the boat?

Well, we have lots of pumpkins, so we

could make a pumpkin house.

No, it's a pumpkin house, not a pumpkin

box.

This is

very dangerous. I might get knocked

off. Maybe I'll make a video called Why

School Is a Waste of Time, trigger all

those people who think school's not a

waste of time. I'll just say stuff like,

oh, we have Google. If you need to know

anything, just Google it. You don't need

maths. We have, we have calculators.

They just waste your time teaching you

stuff you won't even use, like French.

Who's gonna use French? They made me learn

French twice a week.

Complete waste of time. You're not gonna

need French unless you move to France.

How many people move to France?

Zero.

It's been a while since I did a little

ranting video. I've got a few ideas, but I

just don't know if they'll get views

because it's not about sex. I could

do a rant about school being a waste of

time. Yeah, I might do that actually.

I've got a few points and I've got my own

personal experience to talk about.

Can I speak French? No, because I didn't

even listen to the teacher. I just sat

there daydreaming, doodling on my book.

My textbooks were just covered in little

sketches because So I wasn't listening to

the teacher at all, and I

was just doodling. If I sat next

to my friend, we would— I would talk to my

friend. I had this friend called Oliver

Jones. He had massive ears. He looked like

a goblin. He had massive bat ears and a

big pointy big nose.

And he was one of my best friends because

he used to get bullied as well. 'Cause he

looked so weird. So we'd sit together

because we only had each other. We didn't

have other friends because everyone else

hated us. People used

to call him OJ or Jonesy. One time he

vomited on the table in English class and

it looked like chicken soup, so everyone

started calling him Chicken Soup Boy. I

felt kind of sorry for him.

It was disgusting. He just vomited on the

table. It was like yellowy liquid.

Oh, I found the pumpkin statue.

I hate it when I talk about my bullying

experiences. And then you get these idiots

in the comments saying, oh Daniel, you

can't blame bullying for the rest of your

life. You have to move on. You have to

take responsibility. Blah blah blah blah.

Shut up. I don't have to do anything. If I

want to talk about my bullying

experiences, I can. It has nothing to

do with blaming anything or not taking

responsibility. If a video is about

bullying, then obviously I'm going to be

talking about bullying.

Who the hell are these people telling me

what I can and cannot talk about? They say

every— they keep saying I'm blaming stuff.

I'm not blaming anything. I'm just talking

about something that happened. You

wouldn't say to a rape victim, oh, you

shouldn't talk about your rape experience.

Stop blaming the rapist. Move on with your

life. And then you get these idiots who

keep telling me Stop blaming people.

I'm not blaming people, I'm just telling a

story. Stupid idiots.

So annoying.

Well, now I can't even talk about past

experiences because apparently to these

people I'm blaming.

They keep telling me things like that as

if I don't know it,

as if I'm stupid. They think I'm stupid.

That's what's irritating. They talk to me

in this way, this patronizing,

condescending way, as if I don't know what

they're saying. As if it's not obvious.

Oh, Daniel, you should grow up. Lots of

people get bullied, but they still have

normal lives. As if I want a

normal life. They think I want a normal

life? I don't want a normal life.

Why would I want a normal life? Normal

life sucks.

There's nothing special about having a

normal life. They keep thinking I want

things that they want. I don't. I want

to stay at home. I want to play Minecraft.

I don't want to see people. I don't want

to get a job. Leave me alone.

Why do these people even bother saying

anything?

If you're not interested in hearing my

bullying stories, then don't click on the

video that's about bullying stories. If

the thumbnail is a big thumbnail that says

bullied at the top, don't click on it and

then start moaning because I'm talking

about being bullied. What do you expect?

People always say stuff like, you can't

keep blaming people bullying you, you have

to grow up, you have to move on. I have

moved on, I'm just talking about it.

There's nothing wrong with talking about

stuff. Doesn't mean— just because you talk

about it doesn't mean you haven't moved on

from it. I moved on from it a long time

ago, I'm just making videos. Talking about

experiences so I can get money. Just

because I talk about something doesn't

mean I actually care about it.

I don't care about my bullying stuff

anymore. It was ages ago. It was nearly 15

years ago. Do you think I still care about

things that happened 15 years ago just

because I talked about it in a video?

It's just a video. I have to

make videos about something, don't I?

What do people think, I still cry myself

to sleep because I got bullied when I was

14? Couldn't care less.

It was a video about my life, and being

bullied was a part of my life, so

obviously I'm gonna put the bullying bit

in into the story of my life video since

it was a big part of my life. Don't

understand what these people's problems

are.

So I'm just supposed to keep quiet about

things because— because of what?

I don't know. People are irritating. This

is why I don't like people. They just

irritate me saying dumb

stuff like that. Telling me

what to say on my own YouTube channel.

Who do they think they are?

I don't go over to their YouTube channel,

tell them what to do, tell them what to

say. They come over to my videos, tell me

what to do, say don't do this, don't do

that. Get lost.

I hate that word blaming.

I was objectively analyzing and trying to

think about reasons why I became the way I

became, and obviously bullying

had a big part to play in what, what kind

of person I became. It has nothing to do

with blaming. It's just

thinking that

when you have a problem, like when you

have a car crash, you try and find out

what caused the car crash so

you don't have another car crash. It's not

called trying to find out what to blame.

Putting a blame on the car crash.

You analyze the wreckage and then you find

out what happened.

Fucking skeleton.

I don't know why people keep telling me

that I'm blaming people all the time. I'm

not blaming, I'm just analyzing.

It's called analysis of yourself.

Self-analysis. I like to think

about why things happened and what caused

things to happen.

Nothing to do with blame.

I can't see, it's too dark.

And what's wrong with blaming anyway?

I think I have every right to blame

people.

Why can't I criticize people who did me

wrong? Why do I have to just pretend it

never happened?

People are allowed to criticize me all the

time, but when I criticize someone, oh,

I'm blaming someone else for my problems

then.

Because it's irrelevant to bring up your

granddad every time. If only he didn't

die, lead us to move. I didn't bring him

up every time. And what do you mean it's

irrelevant? If it's a story about my life,

then obviously my granddad is very

relevant to the story. What are you

talking about? How is my granddad not a

relevant factor in my life story? My

granddad played a massive part in how my

life turned out.

That's, that's just facts. You can't

debate that because it's true. If my

granddad died 5 years later, I would have

stayed at the Cornwallis. I would have had

a normal social life. I would have had

friends. I would have done well at school,

and things might have turned out

differently. You can't argue that. That's

just It's completely factually true.

Are you saying that if I stayed at the

Cornwallis and my granddad didn't die,

things would have turned out the same way?

I doubt it. I don't think things would

have turned out the same way. I think my

life would be very different.

I'm not blaming him. I'm not saying that

I'm upset with how things turned out.

I'm pretty satisfied being a YouTuber. I

don't really care about having

friends. I don't want

a job. Do you think I want to work in some

big shot company as a big shot lawyer? I

don't. I don't want to be a big shot

anything. I just want to live how I want

to live, mind my own business.

I'm not blaming my granddad for me not

being able to become, become a big shot

lawyer. I'm just saying. Things might have

been a bit different if he died later on

instead of when he did. It's not

blaming. Stop saying I'm blaming people.

I'm just analyzing and thinking outside of

the box, asking questions like, what if

this happened? What if that happened?

Alternate history kind of stuff. And then

I get these idiots in the comments section

saying I'm blaming people all the time.

Don't ever say I'm blaming. I'm not

blaming. I'm asking what if. What if this

happened? What if that happened? Why can't

I ask what if?

Oh, the dogs killed me.

I can't even make a video talking about my

life story without getting a bunch of

people in the comment section having a go

at me.

Why can't they just watch the video and

shut up? Or just not click on it in the

first place if they're gonna moan about

it. If you're just gonna moan about it,

don't watch it.

I didn't force you to watch it.

Isn't it

one of your most well-received videos?

Yeah, I got a lot of positive feedback on

it, a lot of likes.

It did pretty well. I still got a lot of

negative comments from people complaining

that I was blaming people.

Is anyone here naked? I'm just curious how

many people here are completely naked

because it's so hot. I'm not naked,

I'm wearing shorts. But sometimes when

I'm streaming, I'm completely naked.

That's why the camera's off sometimes.

I wonder if anyone who subscribed to me

has died. There's 91,000 people

subscribed to me. Maybe that's why I don't

get many views. Maybe they all died.

Maybe 20,000 people will just died.

That's why they stopped watching.

Well, I'm so sorry my life stabilized.

So sorry it's no longer entertaining to

There must have been at least one person

who died who subscribed to me. That's

pretty cool. What if someone got sent to

jail whilst they were subbed to me? Has

anyone here been to jail whilst being

subscribed to me? There must be at least

It's so funny, someone said on one of my

travel videos, they said Daniel's travel

video is so boring they don't get views.

If Rachel and Jun did it, they would get

millions because they have personalities

and they're likable. Can you imagine

thinking that Jun has a personality? Jun

has no personality. The only reason Jun is

likable is because he has no personality

and there's nothing to hate about him

because he doesn't give you anything to

hate about him. It'd be like hating

a brick wall. You can't hate a brick wall

because they don't have opinions that you

could hate. The only reason

why Rachel and Jun are so likable is

because they don't say anything to make

people dislike them.

There's no way in hell you could say Jun

has a personality. Well, maybe he does off

camera, but on camera he's like a stone.

Anyone would be like— I would be likable

if I barely said anything. If I barely

said 2 words, everyone would like me so

It's not hard to be likable when you don't

say anything. That's why everyone loves

cats and dogs, because they don't say

anything. If your cat said to you, oh, I

want to, I don't

know, do something bad, you wouldn't like

your cat so much.

Rachel's not interesting. How's Rachel

interesting? She's just some random woman,

same as any other woman. There's nothing

about Rachel that makes her stand out,

about— makes her stand out from other

women. She's just like a normal woman who

lives in Japan. There's nothing

interesting about her.

Yeah, she's nice. I'm not saying they're

not nice people. They're very nice people.

But it's not hard to be nice.

You just have to keep your mouth shut.

That's how you get people to like you.

My wife's nice. My wife's nice as

well.

I'm also nice. I could be nice and I

could be not nice. It's called being a

human being. Everyone in the world

is nice and not nice. There's no one in

the world who's just 100% nice. Maybe

there's a couple, but they're not real

people, they're like robots.

Or they're actors and they're just

pretending.

I don't get why they get so many views. I

know, that's what irritates me. They make

some boring vlog of them pulling weeds in

their garden, they get freaking 2 million

views. Makes me sick.

Why do they get so many views? What do

they do that's so special? They're not

special. It's not special to buy a fancy

camera. Make the background blur out.

Anyone can do that. Just get a nice lens,

blur out the background.

I don't hate Rachel and Jun. I hate how

they get so many views and how people

defend them and love them so much. As if

they're the next Saint Mary Joseph.

Everyone else making videos about Japan,

even Chris Broad, he doesn't get millions.

Chris, Chris Broad's videos are 100

billion times better than Rachel and Jun.

At least he puts editing and he has jokes,

sarcastic humor. He goes to interesting

places. Chris's video filmography

skills are way better than Jun's. Chris

doesn't get millions every single time.

He only gets about 400K.

Bloody Rachel and Jun, they just shit out

anything, they get 2 million views easy,

instantly. They could just do anything.

They could unroll toilet paper and they'll

get 5 million views. Why?

It's because they're sucking off someone

who works at YouTube. That has to be the

only reason. Someone at YouTube is giving

them special treatment,

pushing their stuff out.

I get very frustrated with YouTube.

Sometimes I wish the whole website would

just get shut down. No more Rachel and

Jun, no more Chris Broad. Everyone can

go and get real jobs, and I will

just live off my inheritance laughing.

Yeah, we'll see who's laughing when I

create my army of AI robots who become the

next generation of YouTubers. It's

basically what Jun is, just like a robot,

like an AI designed by a company to

be a master of public relations and

getting people to like them. So if you're

going to make a robot who will become a

YouTuber and you're gonna program them,

you'd program them with a deep

understanding of psychology and what makes

people like stuff and just program the

robot so he's the ultimate likable person

to get the maximum amount of views.

So people can go, oh, he's so likable,

nice, I wish I had a Jun. And then they'll

start selling Juns. The Jun personality,

50% off if you subscribe to the channel.

Being taken over by robots and people

don't even notice it. People don't even

realize it.

Doors.

Whining isn't attractive. I don't care if

it's attractive. I care about the truth.

I care about getting the facts out there,

pulling the wool away from people's eyes.

Couldn't care less if people liked me. Do

you think I care if people like me or not?

If I cared if people liked me or not, I

wouldn't have half of the videos on my

channel. 75 of the videos— 75% of the

videos on my channel wouldn't even exist

if I really cared if people liked me or

not. As if I care. Like me

or hate me, whatever. Couldn't care

If people hating me is what it takes to

get the truth out there, then that's a

sacrifice I'm willing to make. The truth

is more important than people liking or

I just hate favoritism. I hate that some

people get special treatment and then

hardworking vloggers like me and Chris,

we get shit views compared to Rachel and

Jun. Even though there's nothing

about them that makes them superior to us.

They're not superior in any way,

but they get special treatment, and that

irritates me. People shouldn't get special

treatment. Everyone should be treated

fairly, and YouTube doesn't treat people

fairly, and it's wrong.

And people just ignore all of my points

and they just say the same thing, oh,

you're jealous, Daniel. Yeah,

no shit I'm jealous. I don't get special

treatment like they do. Obviously I'm

jealous. I want special treatment as well.

I want 2 million views on my shitty travel

vlogs. Why can't I get 2 million views for

cleaning some pots and pans?

Yeah, I am very jealous.

Now, how do I make a bed? Oh, you found my

house. Welcome. Hopefully this

one doesn't get burnt down.

They're in love and they're happy. You are

miserable. Oh, so, so happy people get

special treatment, do they? Miserable

people, they deserve to get trodden on and

have mud flinged in their faces because

they're miserable. Or happy people, we

should praise them, give them the golden

toilet because they're so happy. What a

load of rubbish.

People keep pointing out these super

obvious things as if they're the next

bloody Einstein. Oh, he's jealous.

Yes, I'm jealous. So what? I have every

right to be jealous.

You should be jealous as well. Why are you

slaving away in your job making F all

money, whilst Rachel and Jun, they're just

filming their cats and making tens of

thousands. How's that fair? Why aren't you

angry? Why is it just me who's angry?

You— all of you should be angry, because

if we all tried to do the same, we

wouldn't get the same results.

You probably work minimum wage. I bet

there's a load of people who work here

minimum wage doing stuff they hate. And

then you get Rachel and Jun living

like kings and queens for doing something

that anyone could do. Loads of people

have cats.

There's people who have been on YouTube

longer than Rachel and Jun who put way

more effort into videos, and they don't

get anywhere near the views Rachel and Jun

get. How's that fair?

No, stop building chests around my house,

please.

Ah, no, go away.

Maybe I should buy a cat as well. Then

I'll finally get 2 million views.

Maybe I should just buy a new camera.

Chris has a Lumix G4 something. Same as

Ben Dean. They all have the same camera,

I've realized.

I'm just trying to expose the unfairness

of YouTube, and then I get attacked for

being jealous. So stupid.

Don't attack the person who's trying to

reveal the truth. Just because he's

revered— don't shoot the messenger, shoot

the message. I'm just trying to tell you

how things are, and then I get all the

insults. You should be going on to Rachel

and Jun's channel insulting them.

Oh my

God.

Oh, thank you, Caleb. At least someone's

on my side.

I feel like everyone's against me and I

don't know why.

Here's some love from America.

Thank you, America.

I'm not as interesting as Rachel and Jun.

How the fuck are Rachel and Jun

interesting? They just film their cats.

They're not interesting, the cats are

interesting. You take away the cats and

the fancy camera and the cooking,

what do you have left? You just have 2

bland people.

How the hell can you say Rachel and Jun

are interesting? They're fucking boring.

My point is they're not interesting, but

they get so many views.

Don't ever say Rachel and Jun are

interesting. They make me vomit. They're

like the complete opposite of interesting.

There's nothing interesting about Rachel

and Jun. Nothing.

If you think they're interesting, then you

have very, very bad taste. In what's

I hate how they put Rachel and Jordan on a

pedestal, as if they're some kind of angel

sent down from heaven to save us all.

They have a good loyal marriage. Yeah,

well, so do the majority of people who are

married. That's nothing special. It's like

saying you have a ginger dick.

Millions of people do. Millions and

millions and millions of married people

have good loyal marriages. There's nothing

special about it.

And love, love isn't even a real thing

anyway. It's just chemicals in your brain

trying to trick you into making babies.

You think love is real? Love is an

illusion. It's a mental illness, just like

happiness. It's all just chemicals in

your brain tricking you into feeling a

certain way. It's So you do something that

the body wants you to do biologically.

The body— basically all your body wants

you to do is to have babies.

Your body doesn't care if you're happy or

not, it just wants you to make babies

because that's what we're engineered to do

to make the species carry on. It's built

into our DNA. So you have this thing

called love which just brainwashes you

into wanting to have so you can find a

partner and make babies. If there was no

such thing as love, people wouldn't care

about having a lover or making babies,

and then the species would die out.

That's why you have love.

I don't fall in love because I realize

what it is. It's just a trick.

This is all scientifically proven,

by the way. You can Google it.

It's just funny, people, people believe in

love as

if it's some kind of magical wonderful

thing when it's just a load of chemical

cocktails in your brain telling you to

think a certain way to get you

to do something that you probably don't

really want to do because it makes you

feel good. It's like an addiction.

It's no different to caffeine or alcohol

or drugs.

My house better not be on fire when I get

back to it.

Love, it's just a trick of the mind.

I realized that a long time ago.

Next time you think you're in love, just

remember your brain is tricking

you. Don't let your brain trick you. Your

brain is just a lump. Your brain doesn't

care about you. It just, it just makes you

do things to benefit itself.

Your brain and your bodily functions,

they don't give a shit about you as a

person. They're just trying to

trick you into making more babies.

I'm not falling for it. Now I can't

remember where I put my house.

Listening to this idiot talk, I feel

nothing but pity. Now I pity you because

you can't see things how they are. You're

so brainwashed by your brain, you can't

even— can't even accept facts when they're

presented right in front of you. The one

who should be feeling pity is not you.

It's it's us. We should be pitying you for

not being able to see the truth when it's

right in front of you.

You have the wall. Woven so into your eyes

that you can't even see the bread for the

wheat, then you have the nerve to say you

pity me? Don't pity me. Pity the fools

that watch Rachel and Jun

and think, think they're in love and stuff

Follow me to your house. Can't find it.

I pity the people that are enslaved by

their emotions,

like love. And they think it's something

to boast about. Oh, we're in love.

You're not. You're in chains. You're

shackled by a chemical in your brain.

That's nothing to be proud about. It's not

something to be boasting about. Being

controlled by a chemical toxin in your

brain is not something to be boasting

about at all.

Is this my house? It looks different. Oh

yeah.

Oh nice, you made a basement. Good job.

Why is this guy invisible?

Why do I boast about my marriage in every

video? Since when did I boast about my

I literally have a video called Why I Hate

Being Married. Where's my videos saying

how great my marriage is? I don't boast

about my marriage. If anything, I complain

Oh, and society— don't even get me started

on society. There's no such thing as

society. That's just another,

another trick. Your mind plays on you

because we're basically primates,

primates who are social animals.

So we've evolved into depending on a group

of other primates.

Where's where's the the bucket? I want to

get a bucket. You won't see

snakes or lizards going on about society

because snakes and lizards didn't evolve

to depend on society. They evolved to

survive on their own. You just get these

stupid monkeys like chimpanzees and

gorillas and human beings who for some

reason thought it'd be a great idea to sit

around in a tribe for protection because

they're too much They're too pathetic to

make it on their own like lizards and

snakes do. Now we've gone to the point

where people think society is the most

important thing in the world when it's

Now people are just controlled by what

society thinks. People make actions

and adjust their behavior to fit in with

society instead of fitting in with

themselves.

They're basically just lying to themselves

so they get accepted by society.

And then they insult me, saying— they try

to insult me, saying that I

don't contribute to society or I'm not

accepted by society. As if I want to be.

I don't need society. Society did

nothing for me.

Oh look, I found iron. Who wants iron ores

down there?

When you get to my age, you just realize

that nothing

really matters, and the only reason why

you, you think things the way you do is

because you've been brainwashed. I'm

sorry, but you have. You've all been

brainwashed by the media and by society.

Not me. I'm a free thinker,

and people don't like it. It scares them.

People like me scare people like them.

Because they don't have the guts to live

like I do,

and I scare them. And you know what people

do when they're scared? They either try

getting rid of it by destroying it, or

they put it somewhere far

No, don't set my house on fire!

Who set my house on fire?

Please stop that.

You were hating on Rachel and Jun because