iPhone test stream

Hmm,

seems like it's okay.

That echo,

that

echo. Well, it sounds quite good

as well.

Wow, I can't believe I could

have slotted my phone into this strap the

whole time. It's just a bit off-center.

It's not really— oh, if I put it onto this

strap instead, I've done

this side, then it might be more On

center.

Secret streaming.

I can even ride my bicycle.

I don't know if I should show you this,

actually.

How many viewers still I have.

Um,

wait, don't look at my— oh,

28 viewers! Wow, I'm famous,

I'm famous!

Famous Twitch streamer.

Is it lagging? Famous Twitch streamer.

Why would it lag?

Lagging.

Oh my God.

Oh, I have the bitrate set up really high.

Idiot, why did I put the bitrate

output resolution? That's not that

high, 1,700 kilobits What are

you testing? Just seeing what the iPhone

is like for streaming.

Going to Thailand soon.

And I found out I put my phone in my bag

strap and it doesn't look too weird.

Does it look weird?

Because I'm thinking of getting a 5G SIM

card when I arrive in Thailand. I saw they

sell them in the airport. You can hear me

okay, can't you? Let me check if I just

talk like this. In the airport.

You can hear me okay, can't you? Let me

check if I just talk like this. Yeah, it

sounds okay, doesn't it? So I

thought I'd get one of those airport SIM

cards. They have a 30-day 5G SIM card

and it's only about £30.

Hopefully it's unlimited data. Pretty sure

it is unlimited data. And I thought I'd

just put that into my phone, but then I've

got to take out the SIM card that's in my

phone and I kind of need that for

verification stuff. Excuse me. Maybe I'll

buy a new phone.

No, I don't want to buy a new phone, you

know, because if I'm gonna buy a new

phone, I'd rather get an Android— Android

instead of an iPhone. But if

I got another iPhone, I'd want another

iPhone 12 Mini because I like the size of

it, but then I'd have 2 iPhone 12 Minis.

Damn it, how am I going to do this?

Because I need the SIM card that's in my

phone now for logging into stuff and

talking to the people who know my phone

I could put the Thailand SIM card into

this phone, but it's bigger and And it

looks kind of obvious when it's strapped

into my bag strap.

Look, see, it's kind of big.

Which one looks more obvious?

Which one looks less stupid?

Recent events.

4 months ago.

Wow, you already have 2 phones.

Yeah, but The Samsung phone is too big.

It looks stupid.

See,

look.

And it's hard to find a Samsung phone that

has a small screen. The newest Samsungs,

like the S22s, they have a 6-inch screen,

and the Samsung S10+ is a 6.4-inch screen,

so it's not that much smaller. And it's

really difficult to find an Android phone

that has a screen smaller than 6 inches

because they all want to be big phones

now. Big phones are in, small phones

are not popular. And I don't think this—

the iPhone 12 mini sold very well because

Apple are not making any more mini

phones. There's no iPhone 14 mini, is

there? So I'm guessing there weren't a lot

of people who were interested in the mini,

which is a shame because I love the mini.

It's nice and small. The GoPro

streaming on the GoPro is a mess.

Remember I tried it in Germany and it just

kept on glitching out even though I had

good connection in the city.

The screen glows. Yeah, I probably have to

turn the brightness down.

Oh, fuck's sake. See, this is the other

problem with the iPhone. If you swipe down

for stuff like brightness controls, the

stream stops. I don't—

Oh, there it is.

Testing. Is it back? Okay, it swipes it

down. It's just when I swipe down, it

stops streaming.

GoPro overheats. Yeah, I had that problem

because I used to try to use a GoPro as a

webcam, and when the sun came round and

shined onto it, it would get hot and then

turn itself off. And shined onto it,

it would get hot and then turn. And I've

noticed these driving channels, these

instructors, they use GoPros inside of

their cars, and I noticed they had the

same problem with the overheating.

And then the camera is just switching

themselves off. They're so stupid. I don't

know why GoPro is like that.

I'm just wondering if this setup would be

any good on the streets of Bangkok.

I feel like people won't really notice

that I'm doing a livestream.

Be interesting. Oh look, Gary the Producer

is streaming right now. He's got 80

viewers. Do you remember when I met Ice

Poseidon and Gary in Osaka? Gary was

streaming and then me and Chihiro decided

to stream snipe them. We found Ice

Poseidon and I took a selfie with him,

and then I just stood around. We just

stood around with them, and then they

asked us if we wanted to come have a beer.

This is so awkward. It was so weird

meeting Ice.

I always end up talking about bloody Ice

Poseidon like a silly

fanboy.

We miss the Japan walk streams.

Yeah, I want to do more, you know, out and

about streaming. It's just my confidence

just got destroyed over the past few

years. People won't care, many are IRL

streaming. Yeah, I see, you know, like

Asian girls walking around with selfie

sticks and making Instagram videos and

TikToks all the time like it's nothing. I

don't know why I'm so scared. I feel like

I'm doing something wrong, like I'm not

supposed to be doing it.

Ouch, ow, that really hurt. That was my

toe.

Do I miss the Netherlands? No, not at all.

I would never go back to the Netherlands.

Cash Meoww is everyday IRL streaming in

Tokyo. What does he do

though? He's just walk around. And then go

into restaurants. I kind of wish I could

do that, or I felt comfortable doing

it. It's just I feel so anxious, which is

annoying. I never used to feel like this

before COVID It's

just finding a setup that I like. All of

the streamers in Japan and on Twitch,

they all have the same setup. They have

that Sony action cam connected to like a

LiveU thing. They've got like 4 modems.

That's so expensive, I can't afford it.

All those, you know, Connor CDawgVA did

those cycle streams in Hokkaido. He had a

LiveU thing which cost £850, and then he

had 4 SIM cards connected into 4 modems

Which he said costs him $400 a month for

the contracts. And that sounds like

it's so insanely expensive,

but he's probably got 4 SIM cards,

unlimited data.

Cash is next gen. He has 8 or 9 live

views. What do you mean?

8 or 9 live use devices.

Is he streaming now? I don't know what

that means. How can

he be using 8 devices at the same time?

Master Keem.

I'm going to have to split up a little

bit. Wait, this is not him. This is

some guy called Master Keem.

Oh, he's offline.

I don't

know, they all have the same setup it

seems. They've got this shoulder mount

thing. I don't really know how it works.

Where's my stream?

Am I still streaming?

Why is my stream a video now?

Why is my quality so bad? Oh, I had it set

to 480p.

Oh, why do I have a

donation? Oh, that was my old donation

goal, wasn't it? Was that when I was in

Manchester and then that one troll donated

like $600? To spam the N-word,

and he got me a 1-day ban.

Now he doesn't donate anymore because I

made it so you can't just text-to-speech

My Twitch is so dead.

What was I saying?

Um, yeah,

I wish I had a fancy stream setup, but

It's so expensive. I can't justify

spending thousands on streaming gear when

I don't make a lot of money from

Japan has reopened? Not really.

Still a lot of hoops you gotta jump

through, like using a holiday agency

to, to book the trip. The agency to I

got this massive power bank

for the Steam Deck. Look at this,

it's a 100-watt battery

bank, 26,000 milliamps, because you need a

powerful battery bank to charge the Steam

Deck. You need at least 45 watts,

otherwise you get this slow charging thing

pop up if you just use a normal battery

bank. So now I got 2 battery banks. This

one's 20,000, this one's 26,000, but this

is just for phones and tablets. This one

can charge laptops. I don't know if it's

gonna last that long though. I need to

test it out because I was only playing the

Steam Deck for about 40 minutes and it,

it lost 2 blue bars. So that's like half

of it in just 40 minutes.

So I don't know, I have to test it

tomorrow. I'm gonna see how many hours I

can play on Steam Deck. Maybe it just

lasts 4 hours because, um, without the

charger plugged into the Steam Deck, you

can play for about an hour, an hour and a

half. And I think the Steam Deck's battery

is 5,000 milliamps, so this has 26,000.

So that's 5 times.

So should boost the Steam Deck's battery

by 5 times. So that's like 5 hours.

Still not great, is it? If you get 2 of

these, then you can have 10 hours on the

Steam Deck. 5 hours isn't going to last

long. I'm going to be stuck on a stupid

plane for 2

hours to Vienna. And then 10 hours from

Vienna to Bangkok,

and then 2 hours layover in the airport.

So it's like 14 hours. It's not gonna

last. And then I'll be tired and kind of

stressed out from having to sit around in

airports and planes. I won't really be in

the mood for gaming, I think.

Do you ever just feel really stressed out

traveling? You don't want to do anything.

You don't want to listen to music or play

games or read a book or watch a movie.

And then you prepare all this stuff on

your phone to keep you occupied, and then

you end up not actually doing anything.

Just sit there depressed,

wishing this horrible stupid flight would

be over quickly. I hate flying. Not

because I'm scared, it's just because it's

so uncomfortable and it's so boring. And I

hate the smell inside of aeroplanes and I

hate the sound, that constant shh.

I hate that sound. Why can't they

soundproof the aeroplanes better? It's

that sound and the air feels all dry and

your lips get all dry.

It's so uncomfortable sitting on that

chair as well for 10 hours.

I really hate flying.

I try to fall asleep. I can fall asleep

maybe 2 hours, but then my neck hurts. I

can listen to music for about 2 hours

before I get bored.

I want to do something on Twitch, but I

don't know. Get a business class ticket?

That's like thousands of pounds. I'm not

rich anymore. I don't make a lot of money

now. Stupid YouTube channel's dead. I had

to cheap out and get— couldn't get a

direct flight because they're like £1,000.

So I found a cheap ticket, £580, but it's

got one stop. It's only a 1 hour 40 minute

stop, so it's not bad. I saw some flights

go stay overnight, 8 hours in India.

That was about £500. So £580 for just a 1

hour stopover is pretty good. I think.

Plus, it's nice to have some breaks in

between a long flight, so I can break up

the 12-hour flight into a 2-hour and then

a 10-hour, have a bit of a walk around

before the 10-hour one begins.

What have I been up to lately?

Well, I finished my driving lessons, got

my driving license, so that's over.

Then I've been playing around with this

Steam Deck, which is pretty fun.

I've been playing Hitman on the Steam

Deck. Then I've been

planning my Thailand trip.

And, um, what else? That's it really.

Trying to think what videos to make.

I like Hitman 3. Well, actually I bought

the entire trilogy, so it has all of the

Hitman games, but I've only been playing

the one Japanese level like a weeb.

You know that Hokkaido level in Hitman 1?

I played that like 100 times now, just

trying to get all the different endings

and trying to do all the secret stuff and

trying to kill the targets in different

ways. But I've memorized the map so well I

feel so familiar with the map, and I

really, really like the setting. It's on

this snowy mountain, and you're in some

kind of hospital resort place for really

rich people, and it's got like a sushi bar

and a restaurant and an onsen and a spa,

and it's got hotel rooms, but then it's

got like a secret medical lab and like

Lower levels and stuff. I really like

the vibe; it just feels nice walking

around. The worst thing about it is the

Japanese. They've got the worst Japanese

voiceovers. So you walk past some of the

staff members, and they say "お元気ですか?" in

like the worst accent ever. It's so bad.

Why didn't they just get actual Japanese

people to? Do the Japanese voice acting.

They've just got like some random

non-Japanese person. The accent's

terrible. They literally say ogenki

desu ka like that. And the worst

thing about it is they would never say

ogenki desu ka in that kind of situation.

I know what they're trying to go for.

They just want the staff member to greet

you and say, how are you? But Japanese

people don't say how are you In if it was

like staff greeting to a customer, they

would say "いらっしゃいませ," or if it's in like a

hotel setting, they would say "ごゆっくりどうぞ."

I heard them say "ごゆっくりどうぞ" so many times

when I was in Japan in hotels.

Basically, it literally translates to

"do yourself slowly." I don't know. It's

like slowly. Slowly please yourself.

Go yukuri is just slowly, and dozo is like

help yourself. It doesn't directly

translate properly into anything, but they

would never say ogenki desu ka. That's so

weird. Japanese people never say ogenki

desu ka. They just never use it. It's just

weird.

But yeah, that always makes me chuckle.

You walk past the staff members in that

level and they just They also say konbanwa

in like this really bad accent.

It's so funny. I can't believe they

couldn't just hire an actual Japanese

voice actor to do a couple lines. Why do

they do that? I don't get it. Why did they

get non-Japanese people to do Japanese

lines? So weird.

What brand is my keyboard? I don't know,

it's just some knockoff Amazon third-party

keyboard. Actually, I think it was

expensive. HK Gaming

GK61 V2 mechanical keyboard.

HK Gaming. I was gonna get a Corsair

Gaming one, but they're kind of expensive.

The best way to get from Tokyo to Kyoto?

The bullet train, I guess.

I did the bullet train from Osaka to

Kyushu. What was this station in Kyushu

called? Ha— it was like Hakata.

When me and Chihiro had a fight Um,

I stormed out, got on the bullet train to

some city in Kyushu, and just randomly

hooked up with this Japanese woman on

Tinder. And then we fucked all night. We

did it like 4 times, and I finished inside

her raw. I can't believe how Japanese

women just let you come inside them like

it's nothing. They'll just— they'll,

they'll like subtly, weakly say

something about a condom. They'll be like,

do you have a condom? And I'll be like,

no, I put my dick in. And they're like,

oh. So they just don't care about the

condom anymore when you just put your dick

in. That happened so many times. They're

like, where's your— where's your rubber?

And I'll be like, I don't have any. And

then they just don't care. I'll just come

inside them and they're not even worried

they might get pregnant. It was pretty hot

though. She was like this 35-year-old

MILF, had kids, but she just randomly

hooks up with people.

So I had some fun in Kyushu, then a few

days later I went back to Chihiro. That

was before Christmas 2019. I can't believe

how easy it is to just hook up in Japan

sometimes. You try doing that in England

and they're always like, oh, I'm not

interested in one-night stands. Oh, I'm

not interested in just hooking up. I want

a serious relationship.

I could never find anyone on Tinder in

England who just wanted to hook up.

Actually, that's not true. I did have one

one-night stand, but she didn't want it to

be a one-night stand. She wanted to meet

up again. I had to ghost her.

Am I meeting anyone in Thailand? Yeah,

I've been chatting to this Thai woman for

about 2 months now, and she seems pretty

into me. We're gonna meet up, go on some

dates, and we've also talked about me just

moving in with her, which seems a bit

weird. Pretty running low on battery.

I'm spilling all my secrets. I was gonna

save all this stuff for my YouTube

livestream that actually makes money.

Plug my charger in.

Charger in.

Do I need to make reservations for the

bullet train? You can just go to the

ticket machine and buy a ticket,

or you could book it online if you want

to. I don't know if you can save money if

you book it earlier. I usually just went

to the train station, selected Shinkansen

on the ticket machine, bought a ticket

straight there.

But sometimes I had problems with the

ticket machine, so I just go up to the

counter and say, I want— can I have a

ticket for bullet train? Yeah, it's pretty

expensive. It cost me like $180, I think,

for the Shinkansen to Kyushu and then back

to Osaka. But back then I was making so

much money off YouTube, I just didn't care

at all about how much I was spending. I'd

be like, yeah, spend $1,600 here, love

doll. Yeah, spend $800 Airbnb here,

$200 Shinkansen, whatever. I'm making like

$3,000 a month.

Can you believe it? I was making like

$2,500, $3,000 a month,

and my channel wasn't even that big. I was

getting like 40K views a video, and I

had about, what, 80 or 90K subs. So can

you imagine how much money the big

channels make, like Abroad in Japan? They

must be making like $100K+ a month, and

then they have the nerve to complain about

things being expensive. Now I've

seen Chris Broad complain about how things

are expensive so many times. Oh, this

hotel is expensive. Oh, I have to pay for

dinner again because Connor forgot his

wallet. But he's pretending that he's just

one of us, like he's one

of us poor people and he has to worry

about money. That's what

is kind of weird. I mean, he doesn't want

to brag about being rich, but then the way

he pretends he's not rich is

kind of weird because you just know he's

making $50K off Patreon. He's probably

making like $100K ad revenue a month on

YouTube. God knows how much he gets from

donations when he livestreams. They make

so much money and then they have the nerve

to whine about things costing them.

I wish I was making like $150K a month.

They're very smart though, how secretive

they are about how much money they make

and how they don't brag about it. That was

something I wasn't very good at.

The Discord link is dead. Yeah, it's like

a 4-year-old link. Wait,

I'll link the new link if

you're not in my Discord.

I've kind of neglected my Twitch, haven't

I? There was a time when I had about 50

Twitch subs. Should have kept

that going.

It's just hard to stream every

day. You run out of things to talk about.

I need to have breaks between streams so I

can build up things to talk about because

All I do on streams is talk, whereas other

streamers just sit there gaming in

silence. Have you seen other streamers?

They just sit there playing a game, or

they're walking around the city barely

saying anything. Not many other streamers

have to non-stop talk like I do.

Says, I am a 50 9-month subscriber.

Wow, that's like 6 years, isn't it? 5

Oh,

I got a sub. Mud claps.

Thanks very much. A bit scared

now. You're seeing what's on my computer.

Wait, I want to see if this works.

Does anything pop up? Oh, the penguin

popped up. It's too bad there's no sound

when you stream on the iPhone. Do I have a

job nowadays? No, I'm still trying to get,

um, views on YouTube.

It still makes money, it's just like a

third of the money or half the money I

used to make.

And I've been trying everything. I've been

trying ex-wife content, Which still does

the best. I've been trying Japan topics.

Japan topics have done okay for me. It's

just I ran out of topics now. I've been

trying to do gaming stuff,

ex-girlfriend stories, but nothing is

really the popping off.

What country am I in now? I'm back home in

England. Been saving up my money since

February, since I came back from Scotland,

and I saved up quite a lot,

but I did spend like £6,000 on driving

plus Malaysia, so blew

through a lot of my earnings I made this

year. Now I'm going to blow more in

Thailand probably, but I think Thailand

should be quite cheap. It's £580 for

the plane ticket,

so £580. Then I bought health insurance,

£200. Paid for a visa.

I'm not sure if I'll get the taxi to

Heathrow or I'll get a train like a poor

person. The taxi is about £120. Train's

about 25. I might just get a taxi.

And then what else?

I have to book a few nights in Bangkok.

Oh look, 111, the magic number.

How much do you make from Twitch Prime

subs. I think it's $2.50, so it's $5,

but then Twitch takes half of it, so I

only get $2.50. So thanks to

that Prime sub, I'm gonna make $2.50 this

Yay! If you verified,

it's $3. I don't think I am.

I'm affiliated,

but I'm not a partner. So if you're a

partner, you get more money, but then

you're not allowed to stream on YouTube.

I think one of the agreements for being a

partner is you only stream on Twitch.

And I don't know why I do that, because I

make like $40 from my YouTube streams from

ad revenue alone. Even if I get no

donations, I still make like $40, $50 from

the AdSense, which is pretty insane

considering they only get like 8K views

now. I don't know how much—

can you imagine if, if my

Twitch channel was on equal footing with

my YouTube channel in terms of numbers?

I wonder which one would make more money.

Oops, my phone's falling out. I feel like

the YouTube channel would still make more

money. Otherwise, how come big Twitch

streamers keep coming to YouTube? Even

Ludwig left Twitch, didn't he?

So why— you see all these big YouTubers on

my side panel? I mean Twitch streamers.

Mizkif, 54K viewers,

HasanB 44K viewers, Sodapoppin.

Why don't they all just come to YouTube?

Wouldn't they make more money? Unless

Twitch is paying them secret amounts of

money to keep them on the platform.

Stream on YouTube and Twitch

simultaneously. Well, I could,

couldn't I? Because I've got so many

different devices, I could just bring up

YouTube on my phone, but I

don't know, that just seems kind of weird

because you guys watch

me on YouTube, don't you? You're not like

a separate Twitch audience, you're the

same audience from my YouTube channel.

And if I stream on YouTube and you're on

my Twitch, then it just means I've got 40

less viewers on YouTube. So I

don't, I don't see how that would make

things better unless I had a completely

separate Twitch audience, which I don't.

Then it doesn't seem to make any sense to

I'd just be splitting my audience that I

have now into smaller chunks,

which seems silly. You want to keep

everyone on in one place. Why would I want

to split everyone up? I could do a TikTok

stream, an Instagram stream, and a Twitch

stream all at the same time.

I don't think it's a good idea.

'Cause if it was a good idea, why doesn't

Mizkif stream on YouTube at the same time

if he could? Well, he can't because he's a

Am I excited about Thailand?

Yeah, but also a bit nervous.

I don't know, I just feel like Things

could go so bad. Like, she takes me back

to her place and then guys appear and then

take me off into a van and kidnap me.

That could easily happen.

She seems real.

She sends me pictures and videos of her

with her friends. From work and at work.

So she doesn't seem shady.

If anything, I'm the one that seems shady.

Have I called her much? Yeah, we do phone

calls nearly every day because she

keeps nagging me. To do them. Otherwise,

I don't really want to do them because I

spent— I wasted so much time phone calling

that Japanese woman last year, and then

she ended up blocking me or unfriending

me.

I just don't want to waste my time on

phone calls and then it leads to nowhere.

I hate phone calls. It's so boring.

I don't know what to talk about.

I don't know what to talk about.

So 2 things could happen. Either we meet

and it's really good, she likes me, and

then I go back to her place, and then we

basically just live together and do some

traveling together, which Sounds great,

but then the other alternative is she

might not like me,

and then I end up having to get my own

place in Bangkok, I guess.

Or maybe I don't like her. Maybe she's

like really ugly and I just— I can't bear

having to pretend to like her.

She can't be that ugly. She would have to

be really ugly for me to turn down a free

place and free sex.

She looks okay. Yeah, we did video

call, but it's still hard

to get a feeling of what she really looks

like. I've got a good idea of what she

looks like. But it's always different when

you meet in real life.

How old is she? She's 35, I think.

She works a lot, so she won't be around

most of the day, which is great. I can

make videos, can livestream. But the

annoying thing is I told her I do digital

art for a job, so I'm gonna have to do

some art So it looks like I'm doing

I can't just sit there and look like I'm

not doing anything, so I'm gonna have to

come up with some ideas for artwork so I

can say, yeah, today I've been working on

this project. What if she's a ladyboy?

I really doubt it.

She just has no masculine traits at

all. Does she not know about the channel?

No, of course not. If she knew about the

channel, she would run away straight away,

especially if she heard all the stuff I

talk about. I don't think she would

understand anyway. Her English is really

bad.

Sometimes I can just tell she's not going

to understand a word. That I'm gonna say,

so I have to try and think of a more

simpler way to say it.

So I'm not sure what we're going to talk

about. I have

to keep things really simple, like, oh

look, it's a Funny man over

there. He's fat. I don't really have

deep complex conversations anyway, so just

not a big loss.

Hope it sticks and make videos about her

like the old times. Yeah, basically I

want, I want a rerun of the Japan marriage

arc. I want the whole moving in with my

girlfriend, why I hate my girlfriend,

problems with my Thai girlfriend, why I

haven't told my Thai girlfriend about my

YouTube channel, and then my Thai

girlfriend found my YouTube channel, she

kicked me out, we had an argument, we got

back together, we're getting married, we

had an argument, I cheated on her, we're

getting divorced. Do you think it will do

views? Do you think if I just did the

exact same thing again and it's actually

genuine Not fake, but in Thailand.

It probably won't get the same views as it

originally got, but I'm hoping it will get

better views than I'm getting now.

And then I run away to Japan when Japan

reopens, then I beg Chihiro to get back

with me, and then I get depressed and

lonely. Good old good time,

good old good time type of

content.

Type of content. The good old train

wreck.

I'm just a bit worried that people have

moved on. It's too

late now. But there's still— I think it's

still a lot of people left waiting for

some good drama to happen. Why don't you

hire someone? Because that's so fake. I

want it to be real. How can I have a

passionate rant about my problems in life

when it's fake? I don't— I know I've faked

a lot of stuff in the past, but I

don't want to fake stuff. I want it to be

real, like real emotions from

me and real reactions actual things that

are happening. It'd be so boring if it

was just an actor and I was faking it,

and then I had to— people would catch on

because I suck at acting, and then they'll

constantly be asking me, Daniel, you faked

it, didn't you? She's an actor. And then I

have to constantly keep the lie going,

which would just be a massive headache.

Eventually, I would crack and just reveal

that it was fake, and then people won't

trust me anymore.

My sister hired an actor, actually.

Because she's doing this murder mystery

party thing with her friends, and she,

she got an actor off Craigslist for like

£100 to come to her party and play this

role. I thought, why don't I just get an

actor to pretend to be my girlfriend?

Because I can't get actual real girls to

meet me and come on my channel. It's so

funny, maybe you won't believe me, but I

still do get girls messaging me. That are

interested, but they never want to be on

the camera, on the videos. I asked them,

can we make a video together? And they

always say no. Apart from that Ukrainian

girl, she was okay with it.

Everyone's so scared to be on my channel

for some reason. Like, if they're on my

channel, they think their lives are going

to be ruined or something.

What is so scary about being on my

channel? I don't get it.

It's like they— it's like I get treated as

if I'm some kind of criminal or pedo.

Look at Mila's and Chihiro's lives. What?

Nothing happened with their lives. They

moved on. It's just Chihiro still gets

messages and stuff because she insists on

having an Instagram. She insists on having

a Twitter, which I don't know if she set

to private because I can't see it anymore.

Chihiro insists on having a social media

presence, so she can't complain. But Mila

disappeared. Well, Mila had to delete her

TikTok. I don't know what happened to her

Instagram. So she did get harassed, but

just block them. If you're a cute girl on

the internet, you're going to get weirdos

messaging you no matter who you are or

who you make videos with.

It's just part of, part of the job. If you

want to be online, there's going to be

some weirdos who message you. Don't blame

me. They'll blame me. Say all your viewers

are weird, Daniel.

Always blaming me for everything.

It's not hard to block people.

If you get some weird messages, just block

them. Stupid Victoria blocked me. I didn't

even do anything wrong.

If you get a car, you'll get easy English

puss. Problem is, in my experience,

English puss hasn't been that great.

I have not had any good dating experiences

in England.

And I don't know why I always end up

matching these weird English girls, like

really overweight, nerdy, weeb kind of

nerdy into anime girls.

You know, the kind of girls you'd expect

to see at an anime convention.

I'm just not that overly keen on

dating a gamer, even though I

do like to play games now and then. I'm

not like a hardcore gamer.

Some of these girls play too much games,

too Too many games, too much of the time.

This one girl I was dating this year for a

few months, she kept telling me about this

game. I think it's called Grounded. And

then she would tell me about something

that happened on it with her friends, and

it was so boring. She was like, oh,

yesterday me and my sister and my friends

were playing Grounded, and then my sister

locked us out of our room, and then we

were stuck outside. Big giant ants were

trying to kill us, and then we ran away,

and then we went to the pond and giant

fish attacked us. And I was just going,

uh-huh, really? Huh.

I didn't know what to say. What am I

supposed to say to that? Wow, okay,

sounds amazing.

I couldn't think of anything to say back

to that. I have no idea about this game.

I'm not interested. Sitting here.

She would tell me things that were just

not interesting. Last time we met before

she dumped me, she was telling me about

how when she ordered her new phone, she

had difficulties getting it in the post.

The postman put it in the wrong, wrong

mailbox But then her neighbors found it

and delivered it to her. It was such a

boring story. Is this— we haven't seen

each other for over a month because I was

in Malaysia, and this is the most

interesting thing that's happened to you

in the entire 4 weeks?

And then she didn't even ask me, how was

Malaysia? What did you get up to in

Malaysia? How's driving lessons?

So boring hanging out with her. Wow,

I sound exactly like my mum. Jesus Christ,

my mum is like non-stop saying stuff like

this. It's also so boring. Oh, I can't

stand them. You would be shocked at how

similar I am to my mum. I wish I could

secretly record my mum and show you

because you would think, wow, she's

exactly like Daniel but way worse.

Sometimes I hear myself speaking and I

hear my mum.

Oh my God,

we really do end up like our parents,

don't we?

You're like your mom. Yeah, the way that I

complain about stuff nonstop sounds

exactly like my mom.

It's just I've got a different accent,

but the way I say it is very similar to

the way she says stuff. She complains

about everyone. There's not a single

person that I know she knows that she has

not bad-mouthed.

Every single person she knows, she'll

start slagging off.

Which is basically what I do for a living,

but I do it with my wife, ex-wife, and

girlfriends, and it turns out

people don't like it.

Surprise, surprise.

Make videos complaining about other stuff.

I do. I made videos about

video games like Elden Ring. Why Elden

Ring sucks. It got 800k views.

So it seems like complaining about video

games is more lucrative than complaining

about your wife.

Gotta find something to complain about.

Wow, Mizkif has 60,000 view— viewers.

Can't believe he was Ice Poseidon's

cameraman. It's insane.

He's like the most popular person on

Twitch now. Maybe Ice taught him

well. But these big

Twitch streamers are so boring to watch.

Look.

So I want to know, were you my friend or

was it just because you— I, I,

I want you to know you were always my

friend. What the hell is this? But I've

done dirt to every single people I know on

Twitch. I— every of my friends, I've put

them in dirt and I've Been very selfish.

I've been stupid. I didn't think, I just

wanted to. 62,000 viewers.

It's like it was just— of course we hung

out eavesdropping on this conversation.

Even before I messaged you, we hung out at

TwitchCon, you know, and I came over to

you and we spoke and we hung out. Um, I

hate this British accent. Sounds like a

London accent. We hung out.

That London accent sounds so bad to

Or is it like a northern accent when they

say— they pronounce a G in NG? Like, um,

instead of banging, they'll say banging.

It's like that kind of London gang

rapper wannabe kind of accent.

The English accent I hate most has to be

that London accent.

Eventually that's where it became to the

point where I started to Asking other

people that I didn't want to. Asking other

people. It sounds kind of northern

actually when he says asking instead of

asking. I still came back to you, and I

want you to know, Lupelli, even obviously,

you know, I'm not gonna do it anymore,

ask anyone anymore, but I want you to know

I know when I asked you again. It's ask,

not ask, idiot. Who the hell is that guy

Asking. It's a Manchester accent. Yeah,

it sounds northern, but then also sounds

kind of London-y.

And I hate it when they say grass as

grass. Connor, Connor says grass.

It's weird because Connor has a very posh

sounding accent But then he has northern

ways of saying words.

It's Sliker. He scammed other streamers

for 300K. I have no idea who these

streamers are.

Who? Sliker.

So funny, Twitch has like its own Twitch

world, I guess. As someone who

doesn't watch Twitch, I have no idea who

these people are. I don't even know why

I'm on Twitch, to be honest.

Why am I on Twitch? Why do I have a Twitch

channel? What's that going to do to your

family? Your reputation? Their reputation?

You've got to think about these things.

It's not just like on the internet. These

people are real.

Didn't Mizkif put a tweet saying all

streamers are terrible people? He's got

64K viewers.

Am I gonna do IRL stream? I'm actually

kind of interested in doing a bike stream

after watching Connor's streams. I could

do it, couldn't I? Like this, put my bag

on, put the phone on my bag strap like

this, you'd get quite a good view, I

think. I just don't know how the

connection would hold up, and I don't know

how the sound would be because I don't

have a wind muff. I don't even know where

the mic is on the iPhone. Is it— is it

here? Does that sound loud?

Does that sound loud? Or is it at the

bottom of the phone? Does that sound loud?

Or is it at the bottom of the phone? Does

that sound loud? Oh yeah, it's louder at

the bottom. I thought it was here.

Yeah, it's definitely next to the charger.

So I could cut off a bit of sock and

then put it around the end of the phone.

Otherwise, it's just going to be non-stop

wind noise. Like,

I made a video going up that mountain in

Scotland, and the entire thing was just

wind, and people complained saying it was

boring. It was just wind noise.

If you get a car, drive to Germany, see

Mila. Why, why is Mila in Germany? Do you

know something? Do you know what Mila's

been up to recently? Who's she fucking

now? That traitorous

whore. She's mine.

If I— when I find out who the fuck is

fucking my Mila, you're dead. I'm gonna

get banned off Twitch for saying that.

I wonder what she's up to. I do wonder

sometimes. She's probably in Rotterdam.

Last time I heard, her French drug

smuggler friend moved to Netherlands and

got her own place, and Mila was kind of

living with her, which really pisses me

off because she never wants to live with

me. Why didn't she want to live with me?

She was happy to live with her grandmother

or her French drug addict friend. She

never wanted to live with me. She would

just stay with me maybe 3 nights a week.

I felt so insulted.

Although it would drive me crazy if she

moved in with me. I was starting to get

really annoyed with her.

She's just such a messy person, and she's

always saying dumb stuff. And then she was

so argumentative about everything. It's

like she wanted to argue with me. I'd say,

oh, I bought Bitcoin, and she'd be like,

is that actually the Bitcoin? Is that real

Bitcoin? I don't think you bought actual

Bitcoin. And then I had to like Google to

find out if it was actual Bitcoin. She's

like, she wants to argue about everything.

And then one time, I kid you not,

she asked what stars are.

I said to her, stars are basically the sun

but far, far away. And she was like, no,

are you sure? And I said, yeah, I'm pretty

sure. I can't believe she doesn't know

what stars are.

There's just billions and billions of the

sun, but really

far away. And she was like, what?

No, I don't believe you. And then she had

to Google it herself, and then she was

like, oh, okay.

It was so infuriating. It was like

someone's just trying to tell you that

you're wrong all the time when you know

you're not wrong.

She did start to drive me a bit crazy,

but I wonder what she's up to. Probably in

Still, maybe still in Rotterdam with that

friend, or maybe she and that friend went

traveling somewhere. Could have been back

in Korea if they wanted to since there's

no restrictions. Do I still have the

lightsaber? Yeah, it's in the closet.

Never use it. I mean, when, why would I

use it? I just messed around with it

in that stream a few times when I got back

from Rustam. Dream a few times when I got

back from Rustam.

So since the mic is here,

it's a bit far away from where my voice

is. Might be better

if I had the phone on the other side. My

left shoulder. I didn't finish my water.

I'm not sure where my elastic bands are

because I need to secure this phone more

Been trying to drink this entire keg every

day. It's about 2.2 liters.

Oh,

it's hard

work drinking all this. I read that

2.2 liters or 2 liters should be how much

you should drink every day.

It's so hard just drinking water when you

don't want to drink any.

My stomach feels so bloated, full of

water, and I have to go toilet 5 times an

hour. It's a big fly, or like

a moth, outside the window in front

of the webcam. Wait, oh,

there's no room, my stupid desk.

Drink when you're thirsty. That's what I

was doing, but I ended up just drinking

too 2 glasses of water a day, and I think

drinking all this water actually helps my

It's just the water at the bottom tastes

really plasticky.

Oh, tastes like plastic.

Is it bad I'm drinking water that tastes

like plastic? It's supposed to be a

good keg by a reputable brand.

Maybe I could take you downstairs,

see what the connection's like.

Can we get a snack? Then I

have to bring my phone to check the chat.

Uh, I might have to log into Twitch.

I have to log into Twitch,

but I need my phone to get the

verification code. I'll just

look at my phone later by

taking it off the strap.

My mum's still awake. The wall

is dark.

I've only got 20% battery.

Oh, it's getting cold now.

The kitchen. It's been a while since

I came down to the kitchen on stream.

Remember, I— after I finished milking

Elden Ring, I started doing loads of

streams in the kitchen with the air fryer,

but then I went back to my bedroom to do

bedroom streams. Maybe I should do some

kitchen streams. Again. It's been ages.

I just don't really know what to cook,

and I don't want to make a mess.

Need to do some shopping again, running

out of Coffee. Don't have any more

yogurt things anymore. There's no

chocolate anywhere. I still have the

haggis from Scotland. I thought my mum

or sister would be interested in trying

it, but nope,

no interest.

This brings back memories. That Scottish

trip was so depressing. At least I went on

a few dates. I had dates with a Japanese

girl, we went to the mountain. Then I had

a date with this Hong Kong English girl,

or Scottish girl. I quite

like these matcha green teas recently.

Then that Scottish girl viewer completely

messed around with me. Why would she think

that I want to meet her boyfriend? It's so

irritating. If you know me at all, you

would know that I don't want to meet guys

unless— unless

I feel in a good mood and then you message

me and you say, hey Daniel, would you like

to hang out? Then I might say, okay,

sure. But usually I'm not that interested