Kick Livestreams/feeling rough 2025-10-15 20_08 [ddff9f78-feeling-rough] 480p

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Testing.

Uh,

object.

At least I didn't get any messages from Kick last night. Seems like what I'm doing is working.

I'm just read off Wikipedia.

I locked in £620 for the week, which is, uh, $800.

I don't feel worse, it's just my throat, my throat feels more painful.

But I don't feel like I've got fever or anything.

Oh God, it's gonna be rough talking today.

Calculate my money.

Five eight four hundred. All right, seven four six.

Six two one. Three two four.

Five oh three two. Damn, six seven six one six.

Sense it. But overdraft has gone nuts.

Overdraft is now 113.

So if I take out all the money to pay off the overdraft, I'd only have 6,500. Still pretty good. My end of the month goal is 7,000 with no overdraft.

Um, so basically I need another 500. Should be able to achieve it next Thursday.

No, I can't take the day off. I need to grind.

Oh God, my face feels all swollen.

I don't know why it like changes what your face looks like.

Damn, gold's ripping.

4,200. I don't know if I sell it.

I'm up £480, 24% gain.

I could just take the money.

All my other investments have not really made much.

All my gains are thanks to gold.

I did say 4200 would be like a target,

which we've hit.

Yeah, like it could go— even if it gets to 4,500, it's only an extra 5% gain.

Is it really worth risking the whole thing over that extra 5%?

Looking very astute. I don't even know what that means.

Uh, should I sell my gold? I'm up 25%.

What do you think? I mean, best case scenario is maybe it squeezes up a bit more to make me an extra 20. I don't know if it's really worth the 20.

Before there's a massive sell-off.

I don't know, I don't want to lose all my gains.

I should have bought more straps. I was going straight through them really quickly.

Where everyone today draws a dark card.

I saw the idiots in the chat after I ended last night's stream talking about the archive.

I don't know why they always bring up the archive when I delete or private my content. It's like they think I don't know there's an archive.

The point of hiding the stuff isn't to like make sure no one can ever see it again. It's to reduce the discoverability.

How the fuck's any random person gonna stumble across some archive?

Like you would need the link to be able to see it, wouldn't you?

They— people completely missed the point why I took everything down.

Obviously, I know I'm never going to be able to prevent anyone from ever seeing everything ever again. The whole point is to reduce the risk of discoverability. I don't give a fuck if there's some random website with an archive of my videos. No one's gonna find it. How the fuck is anyone gonna find it unless you gave

it to PewDiePie and then he made a video announcing, oh, Daniel's archives here, guys.

Having it on YouTube for me was a risk because it's a big platform with a lot of people on it,

and there's a slim possibility that my stuff could pop up on people's feeds. Like if you're watching Japan stuff, there's possibility that my Japan videos might pop up, like a very small chance. If I take it down, there's now a 0% chance.

Now I'm not talking about you, Rainbow. I saw someone else before you

talking about the archive.

I don't care about the archive. I'm not worried about the archive being discovered. I'm worried about my YouTube channel being discovered,

which is why I set everything to private.

I don't know why people find it hard to understand.

It doesn't really benefit me in any way if

Um, people stumble across my

YouTube

channel.

Plans to revive the channel? Not really.

I'm not, I'm not gonna make drastic life changes just for the channel.

I don't really know what I do.

Apart from just doing streams and talking about— the problem is I can't, like, if I get a job, I can't talk about it.

If I get a girlfriend, I can't talk about her. Because if she finds out I've been talking about her, she's gonna be mad. If I talk about my job, then I risk getting fired. I can't fucking talk about any fucking thing.

What the fuck am I supposed to talk about?

I can only talk about stuff after it's ended and it's over. That way there's nothing to lose.

So as someone who built his whole channel on talking about his life, now I can't fucking talk about anything. It's really put me in a tough spot. There's not much to talk about then, is there?

I don't know why they're so hung up on this car loan thing, because what, some random website with outdated info is saying that there's still an outstanding loan on it? They're such fucking morons.

If you're getting scammed by some stupid website that doesn't even have accurate information

Why would I lie about having a car loan?

It's like the most pointless lie ever.

It's not even an interesting lie, is it?

Oh, I took $10K from my mum and I pretended to pay off the car, but really I blew it on hookers. And I still have the car loan.

These

people are so bored, they're just making up stupid stories for their own entertainment now. This is so sad.

They want drama that badly, why don't they go watch East

centers. Like a bunch of addicts, like cold turkey addicts. Oh, really? Drama? So now they start making up a bunch of bullshit.

Pathetic.

That market's ripping. I'm up £2.50. See, for some reason I do really well in the London opening

session and then I get wrecked on the American opening.

I don't know why. I'd have much better

Results of the London market.

I just think by the time it's American market, like 2 PM, I'm kind of bored and not really locked in anymore. But I feel like I'm sharp because now it's the morning, like I'm locked in. I get bored around 2 PM, I start like YOLOing. I mean, I basically YOLO'd this trade. I just went long. Based off

nothing.

I don't want to do a language channel. I don't care about languages. Don't care about Japanese, don't care about Korean,

I just don't care.

All I wanted to do was vlog my life and talk about weird things that's happening, and now I can't do that anymore.

That was the only thing I enjoyed about doing YouTube, was talking about my life.

Now I can't do it.

Not much going

on these days.

You're so wrong. That's the thing, there's so much going on, but I can't talk about it.

That's why I'm so frustrated.

You have no idea how many things I'm keeping secret right now.

Yeah, well, I can't say anything, can I?

What if I do IRL meetup at the pub?

Group meeting offline, and then I can talk. No recordings.

I'll book Wembley Stadium.

Oh well, patience, patience.

We must be patient.

Yeah,

but the thing is, I mean, even if I did make a video about stuff, it still won't even get views. It'll probably get like 4K views. Which is why I don't want to do it anymore. It's not worth the risk.

Like, even with the blood bucket story, which was pretty crazy, only got 7K views.

So it's just not worth it anymore. The negative consequences outweigh The measly $20 I made.

Ah,

for

7K views you get like $20.

God,

that new Harry Potter series looks so shit. Why even bother?

Recast all the characters with shittier versions of the original actors. I hate it when they do that. Just leave it alone.

Fucking money-hungry, greedy, stupid movie companies. They can't even come up with a new idea. They gotta go back

to an old idea and wreck it.

Why couldn't they just get— I don't know, like, get Daniel Radcliffe back and he comes back as like 40-year-old Harry Potter? And he's got a kid or something.

That would be better. Get the old gang back together.

Half the cast are dead now. Dumbledore, Snape. McGonagall, Hagrid, all dead now, aren't they?

Even that fat Dudley kid died, didn't he?

Not many of them left.

Today I will do the same thing I did yesterday.

So when I get my pay on Thursday—

oh God, I still have £500 overdraft.

Dudley is still alive? I thought he died. Oh no, the dad died. The Dudley dad.

I have £3,500 in overdraft.

Maybe I'll just take out some stock money and pay it off.

Or I wait until Thursday again. That means I accrue 7 days of overdraft interest on £500.

Which is what,

uh, 50p a day. That would be £3.80 for the week if I don't pay it off.

Why do I use overdraft instead of savings to pay for stuff? Because the savings are in my stocks and shares ISA.

And I wanted to build my stocks and shares ISA and not keep taking money out of it.

My goal is I want £10K in my stocks and shares ISA. I'm never gonna do that by taking it out, so I just wait until I get paid to pay off the overdraft, and then I go into more overdraft.

If I became rich, would I quit streaming? Yeah, of course I would delete everything and disappear. You'll never know a single thing I get up to ever again.

I have no incentive at all to talk about anything.

What would I do with my time? Just watch stocks, watch YouTube, play some games, have lunch, drive my car.

Maybe do some drawing, I don't know.

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Throat's very dry.

Do I plan to marry in a few years?

Nope, not really,

not really.

So, 500 overdraft. I have to wait until next Thursday to pay that off.

Would I ever get married again?

I don't know, if I met someone I really liked and they really wanted to get married, I guess maybe.

But there's a lot of hurdles to pass.

Like, they got to know about my past and be okay with it because I can't hide it forever.

The biggest hurdle is

Can they know about my past and still be okay with it?

That's like the great filter, isn't it?

I mean, I just I don't want someone I'm dating to look up all this stuff about me

and like constantly be questioning like, oh, why did you say this? Why did you say that? And why did you do— I don't want to feel like I'm dating a police interrogator. Like, okay, I said a bunch of stupid stuff, just let it slide.

I don't really want to have to deal with that.

I don't want them looking up stuff I did 2 years, 3 years, 4 years ago.

So I want to start fresh without the past being dragged up again.

It's not fair. Everyone else gets to start fresh when they start a new relationship. Because they haven't got all this internet stuff hanging around, but I don't get to do that.

It's like, I mean, if you start dating a new girl, are you gonna start pressing her about why she broke up with her exes? Are you gonna be like, oh, I demand you tell me exactly why you broke up? Why did you fight? And why did this happen? Like, why did you do that? None of your fucking

business. If they want to tell you and open up about why the ex relationship didn't work out, then that's up to them, isn't it? But I don't think you have a right to like demand that they tell you stuff about their past relationships.

I mean, if I'm with a a new girlfriend, I would never ask about, oh, what happened to your ex?

And then I would also assume that if they did anything wrong, they would either sugarcoat it or hide it because they don't want to look bad. And I'm completely okay with that because, I mean, anyone would do it.

Like, who's gonna say, oh yeah, I was a massive bitch and I slept with his brother? Like, no one's gonna admit that, and I don't expect them to.

But in my case, it's not fair because I've got it all fucking documented.

Whose fault was that? Yeah, okay, shut up. It was my fault because I told the internet, didn't I?

Just because it's my fault doesn't mean I can't complain about it.

I just, you know, I've got this dilemma. Does the person have the right to know about my ex relationships, or do I have the right to keep it private from them?

How did my life decisions end up getting me 20K plus debt? Because I didn't do my taxes properly back when my YouTube channel was making good money, and my mum had to bail me out. And then I bought a stupidly expensive car

on finance. Again, my mum helped me with it so I didn't have to pay off the insane interest. The interest would have been £4,000 if I stuck with the plan. Over 4 years.

So yeah, bought a stupidly expensive car and then The APR must have been like, uh, 40%. I think the cash value of the car was like $13K. If I stuck with the finance plan, in total I would have paid $19K.

So yeah, like 45%.

I got it because at the time, like, £200 a month doesn't seem like much, does it? You think, oh, only £200 a month and I can get a nice car? Sign me up. Yeah, when you add £200 a month to rent, bills, and food, well, it all adds up, doesn't it?

So I wanted to reduce my monthly expenses.

And the car loan was a car finance plan. I could get rid of that if I paid off the car. So I asked my mum

for £10,000. The car was selling for £13K, the cash price.

I wanted a car because I was gonna— the plan was I was gonna get a job. The plan was I was gonna come back from Thailand and get a job, and then I ended up doing delivery work,

and then I, I never got a job, like a real job.

The plan was never to get a delivery job. I was just going to get a normal job.

I ended up never getting the normal job.

So I got the car and then didn't get the job.

The point was

I would be able to afford the car because I was going to get a job.

Now I can't be bothered to get a job because I'm making such good money on Kick.

It's made me really lazy. Like, why would you want to get a job and get in a car and wake up in the morning and go off to some boring place? For 8 hours a day

when you could just sit here chatting.

The car's not on finance. I have the email saying that they're no longer interested in the car.

They read it, got scammed. By some website that gave them false information.

I even— I screenshotted the email and then they said it was a fake email.

Yeah, I screenshot that email, didn't I? And I put it on Discord. Yeah, they're saying it's fake. Bunch of fucking morons.

They're so fucking stupid.

No, I'm not showing the email because it's got like personal numbers and stuff on it

and like bank account details.

Yeah, look. Dear Mr. Daniel Lord, following your recent inquiry, we're pleased to confirm all payments have been received in respect to our agreement. We hold no further interest in the vehicle below.

Stellantis Financial Services.

No, I didn't get a letter, got an email.

How does it work?

You set up a finance account, it will tell you how much outstanding debt you have, and then you link it to your bank account and it takes payments direct debit.

And then there's a button that says settle deal or something,

and then you just enter the total amount you owe and then you press pay, and that's it.

I don't know why I'd lie about it. It's like such a boring lie as well.

It's not even something fun to lie about.

The paper title? What, you mean the V5 document? The red and blue one? Yeah, I got that.

The hell was the physical title? The V5 document.

Where is it?

Registered keeper. Oh, it

says this document is not proof of ownership. It shows who's responsible for registering and taxing the vehicle.

Well, I don't know what document you have for proof of ownership.

Yeah, I thought they might have sent me like a piece of paper that says I'm the owner.

How do you prove that you're the owner?

Maybe just having the keys and the document means you're the owner.

God fucking damn it, it's not even been 1 hour. Jesus fucking Christ.

Oh, today is gonna drag.

I hate how slow time passes when you stream. It's like so fucking boring.

I don't know what I want to do. Like, what's the stream preventing me from doing that I want to do? I don't know.

It's not this thing that I'm itching to do. I just want the day to go by.

Sad you're not enjoying the present. Yeah, I know.

Because I'm sick, my throat hurts. I've got nothing that I'm excited to do.

I don't have the money to do anything.

Like, there's certain things that I'm looking forward to,

but all you can do is wait. For it to happen. All you can do is wait for time to pass

until it happens.

I don't know, I wish I had money, buy a little cute little cottage with a fireplace,

stone cottage.

In a tiny little village.

How do I filter out, um,

must-haves?

Parking. I think with the crumble, I didn't, I didn't mix the flour with the butter. I mean, the whole thing has to be like buttery, floury, crumbly mixture. I just had flour with bits of butter in it. You gotta mix the whole flour into the butter until you get like— I mean, that's why it's called crumble.

And then I don't know why my fruit was all diluted tasting. It didn't have like this rich fruity flavor like a jam. Maybe because I boiled off all the liquid. I thought that would intensify the flavor because you get rid of the liquid and then the flavor becomes stronger.

It's just so damn expensive to buy a house. I mean, there's no way I'm ever going to get $200K. There's

it. I'm aiming for 200k. Like, this house looks quite nice. I like the stone wall.

289,000. Got fireplace,

bathtub, central heating. But how the fuck am I gonna get 290k?

Oops, the camera fell off.

No, I can't be bothered making crumble again. Now I don't know what to do with that cream.

I think I have to practice making the crumble before I try again, because if I can't get that sorted,

then it's not gonna work.

It's not really a pie crust, it's supposed to be a crumble.

It's basically just little, little balls of flour with butter, and then you sprinkle it over the fruit.

It's not a pie.

Hmm, any houses for 100K? Oh, look at this one. Come to Japan.

No, I'm bored of Japan.

I've been to Japan like 20 times now.

Although it would be funny if I get a Japanese wife again.

What's a cluster house?

Where would I travel next? Nowhere. I'm done traveling.

I want to find a house to live in, grow old, and die.

Done with all that travel stuff.

Why did Nana and Homeless break up?

Oh, I'm sick.

I just— I don't think there's any way to live comfortably in Japan unless you're either rich or you move in with a Japanese woman. Otherwise

You can just afford like a shitty guest house or a slum hotel,

or you're blowing thousands a month on a stupid Apple Hotel little shoebox room where the fucking cleaners come in every other day. I hate the cleaners. I don't want the stupid room cleaned every 2 days. Leave me alone.

No, you're trying to sleep and then they're knocking on the door. Fuck off.

I've been— it's been one day. The room isn't that messy.

I hate hotels.

Yeah, serviced apartments, thousands. Unless you're in some middle of nowhere place next to a train track where it just feels like a retirement home full of old people waiting to die.

Japan makes me so depressed.

No, you can't get an apartment as far as I know unless you have a visa or zairu zairu card or whatever the fuck it's

called. I mean, the best bet is you get a girlfriend, you just move in with her. That's what I've always done.

And then wife her up.

But I don't really like Japanese women anymore.

Not interested.

Life in Japan's just

rubbish. I mean, if I was going to go abroad, I'd rather go to Thailand. Because then at least I can get a condo for a couple hundred a month and they're less strict.

But they have nicer condos in Thailand as well— modern, nice view, swimming pool, gym.

But I don't really want to live abroad anymore.

But I'd choose Thailand over Japan any day.

But I, I like my life in the UK. I've got a car, got a house,

got Tesco. Oh my God, beautiful country sign.

But then you gotta get a job, don't you?

What about the email? I don't know if it's a good idea.

What the fuck?

How's Fishy Do back? Wait, did I ban you or time you out?

No, there's just something that he would be— find amusing to know. It is pretty funny though.

I can't, I can't say anything.

Oh God, it's so stupid, it's actually really funny.

Oh God, the Reddit in you.

Now the Reddit don't know anything. I'm just saying that if they did know

I'm hoping my sickness starts getting better tomorrow. It doesn't seem too bad. I don't have temperature or headache.

It's just really scratchy throat.

You don't seem too stressed about it.

Um,

it's kind of out of my hands, really. It's basically up to fate, so I've tried to stop worrying about it.

Oh God, no

comment,

no comment.

Where everyone tuning in from today, guys?

I'm not worried about you leaking it. That's not the main thing I'm worried about.

What am I worried about? I can't say, that's the thing.

Basically, it's in my best interests to not have direct communications with any of you.

Yeah, can you remember where I'm from? Nottingham.

I mean, why do you think I deleted my social media? Because I don't, I don't think it's a good idea. For me to have direct communication with anyone.

Um, where everyone tuning in from today, guys?

Wow, look, this house,

140,000. What is a cluster house?

Look, I can get one of those like, uh, lodge things on a caravan park for 90k. Well,

I can get a plot of land with planning permission on it for 80k.

Oh,

I can buy a farmer's shed for cattle for 120k. I buy that, I buy some cows, and I sell the beef. Easy money.

You can buy a storage container for 15K.

Now

I can't tell you what I was gonna tell you. It is too hot.

Well, I don't really care if you believe me or not.

I reserve the right to remain silent.

How long will the Devon arc last?

Hmm, I don't know.

Look, either I got moved back in with my mom or I find a new place to live.

It kind of hinges on what happens with my girlfriend.

Like, if it doesn't work out, then I guess I'll go home to my mum's house. If it does work out, then I'm thinking of moving to Somerset.

That way I'd be closer to home as well.

I can't really make a decision based on current information,

and also I don't know how long this cake thing is going to last.

So there's several factors.

£875 stone cottage.

Damn, I could live in a church for $4,000 a month.

That's crazy.

Imagine living in a church. I create my own cult, the House of Lord.

Eventually you have to find a job like the rest of us. Yeah, I know, this is what I'm worried about. Like, if I want to have a girlfriend and enjoy the nice things in life, yeah, I'm gonna have to get a job, aren't I?

Unless this Kick thing's gonna last forever,

which would be nice, but I'd be surprised if it lasts until the end of the year.

Really? And also Somerset is more expensive than Devon.

Devon's way cheaper to rent,

but you're looking at about £800 to £900 a month. To get a house in Devon, but in Somerset it's like over £1,000.

No, this house looks really nice. It's a stone cottage,

a wood-burning stove, laundry facilities, parking, water rates included.

900 a month.

Oh look,

you'll be sharing the house with the landlord. No thanks.

Property is for one single individual. They must meet with the landlord first. Yeah,

must be a hot attractive woman as well, let me guess.

Or I could get another house in Devon.

Oh, what?

The farm barn is still listed. It has Have they not found someone to live there this whole time?

Oh, still on the listing website.

Yeah, Devon is way cheaper to rent.

I want the stone cottage with a bathtub and a fireplace.

Uh, brown carpet. I already want a bathtub.

When was I renting 3 places at the same time?

He asked his girlfriend to help him leave a binding legal contract. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Are you

drunk?

What Airbnb? I don't know what you're talking about.

Don't know what you mean.

Anyway, yeah, I don't really know what I want to do.

I do like Devon.

Oh God,

I'm like addicted to these Strepsils. I've eaten them all.

I've only got 2 left.

Oh,

I can't vape because it dries out my throat. It makes it more irritated.

Wow, gold ripping, bit mine not doing anything.

Uh, because if I don't have the Strepsil, my throat starts hurting. So I feel like I'm addicted because if I stop having it, I become in pain.

I mean, obviously I'm not addicted to the vape because I can stop and I feel fine. I haven't vaped today,

and I don't really feel like I want to.

I'd say my biggest addiction is probably the stock market and wanking. You think if you're sick you wouldn't be horny, but I wanked like 3 times last night.

It's like it feels even better when you're sick because being sick is kind of similar to being high because you feel woozy and then you're not really like— you don't have anxiety because you're kind of out of it, which makes it feel better. I nutted like 3 times last night.

Nothing wrong with that.

I joked.

It's also hard to sleep when you've got a massive boner.

It's really annoying

not being able to nut.

Before sleeping.

It's like having this itch that you can't scratch.

Second layer complete. Hey guys, where everyone tuning in from? Hello, Aiku, nice to meet you again. Hello, Ball Drop 96. Yes, feeling tired is bad.

Yeah, I just saved my stream.

Monotremes and echidnas are the last existing monotremes in the family Monotremata.

How retarded is Kick? That all you got to do is that and they don't take your money away.

Oh yeah, that makes the stream so much better when I just randomly go, hey, everyone's fucking stupid fucking rules, aren't they?

They took my money from Friday cuz I didn't interact.

Now all I do is randomly splurt out a bunch of fucking nonsense and they stop taking my money.

Give me my money back.

I streamed all day on Friday for nothing.

Yeah, I mean, I guess I did get kind of lucky that they only penalized one stream because literally every stream was like that for weeks. They can't take it away now because the money already got sent to me. Suck it. It's in my Stripe account. $850. Well, I

guess lady luck was on my side this time.

Watch

this.

Oh wait, I haven't solved it. Watch this.

Watch this.

Okay, are you watching?

Watch this. Watch,

watch, watch.

Ta-da! Genius! Hey, you can't do that.

How to do the bottom layer. You've got to do the 4 move, and then you rotate the bottom to do the next corner and do the 4 move. Make sure you put that one back before you do the rotation. I don't know why I couldn't do it before. I was really struggling on that last bit, and now

I've nailed it.

Where everyone tuning in from? What if I just get an audio file that randomly says that every, every 5 minutes? I record myself saying it in 20 different ways so it sounds different every time.

Might do gaming stream after lunch. Darkest Dungeon. And then we do—

I

can't believe that worked. And then we do wicked slides, and then we do—

yeah, they took all my money on Friday because I didn't interact.

I already played Metal Gear Solid when I was 10 years old.

I think the gameplay in Metal Gear Solid sucks.

You've got like 3— 2 punch and a kick combo, and then you can strangle them, and that's it. And then you can like shoot them with the tranquilizer gun.

And the boss battles are dumb. You just rinse and repeat this pattern over and over again.

Now there's this one battle in Metal Gear Solid 3 with this old man sniper, and then you just randomly chuck stun grenades into bushes to find where he's hiding, and then you shoot him in the head like 6 times, and then he falls over and he runs away, and then you do it over and over again. How

many times you shoot the guy in the head, he doesn't die. It's so unrealistic.

I hate the boss battles in the game.

It's always some cheesy gimmick.

Yeah, well, there's 3 main types of mammals:

placenta-based Birthing mammals, marsupials, and monotremes.

Viviparous and ovoviviparous, egg-laying and non-egg-laying.

There's so many weird animals in the world.

I should go get a job at the zoo.

Yeah, I'll say, oh yeah guys, I've got a job at the zoo, and then it's just me cleaning the toilets.

Best job I can get.

Hmm,

where everyone tuning in from, guys? I don't know what to say.

Uh,

marsupials.

70% of marsupial species concentrated on the Australian continent. Why are they all in Australia?

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

I don't know what else to say now.

Um, hmm, hmm, um, hmm, hmm, um.

Barn conversion. It's funny how farmers giving up on farming, just becoming landlords now. More money in real estate.

Oh, hello, bitch sensei. Though don't worry, all is good.

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Where everyone tuning in from?

What? Female marsupials have 2 vaginas. What?

In most species, males have a split or double penis lying in front of the scrotum, which is not homologous to the placenta or the scrota.

Many marsupials have a permanent bag, while in others— how do they keep that clean? Imagine the stink. They don't clean it, do they? Many marsupials have a permanent bag, while in others such as the shrew opossum The pouch develops during gestation where the young are hidden only by skin folds. The arrangement of the pouch is variable to

allow offspring to receive maximum protection.

It's funny, they develops like a, a natural pocket out of skin.

A bit disgusting.

Well, a bandicoot is also a marsupial. I didn't realize there's so many of them. I thought it's just kangaroos and koalas.

It's so funny that Like they can't carry stuff, like they can't carry their baby with their arms because they're too stupid, so they had to evolve a fucking pouch.

Why don't they just evolve thumbs?

Most male marsupials have a bifurcated penis separated into 2 columns so that the penis has 2 ends corresponding to the female's 2 vaginas. Imagine having 2 vaginas,

like they can get banged by 2 guys at the same time.

The penis is used only during copulation and is separate from the urinary tract. It curves forward when erect, and when not erect, it is retracted into the body in an S-shaped curve. Neither marsupials nor monotremes possess a baculum. Now, how's that? A penis bone.

Imagine having a bone in your penis. The shape of the gland's penis varies among marsupial species. The shape of the urethral grooves of the male's genitalia is used to distinguish between Monodelphis bravucaudata. The grooves form 2 channels that form the ventral and dorsal folds of the erectile tissue. Several species of testurid marsupials can also be distinguished by

their penis morphology.

Uh, disgusting.

Female marsupials have 2 lateral vaginas, which lead to separate uteri, both accessed through the same orifice. A 3rd canal, the median vagina, is used for birth. This canal can be transitory or permanent. Some marsupial species store sperm in the oviduct after mating. Marsupials give birth very early in gestation. After birth, newborn crawl up the mother's body and

attach themselves to a teat, which is located on the underside of the mother, either inside a pouch called the marsupium or externally. Mothers often lick their fur to leave a trail of scent for the newborn to follow to increase their chances of reaching the marsupium. There they remain for several weeks. Offspring eventually leave the marsupium for short

periods. Returning to it for warmth, protection, and nourishment.

Yeah, I know the stupid Reddit obsessed with this idea that the car isn't paid off when it is.

They got like this autistic obsession with my car not being paid off for some reason because they got scammed by some website that's given them false information.

Well, I haven't been making any car payments and no one's come to take the car away, so I'm guessing it's— I'm pretty sure it's mine.

Mm, that looks like it's bought by bums, isn't it?

Because she paid off most of it. I

only own a third of it because I've only paid off about five K of it. My mum's paid off ten K of it.

Where everyone tuning in from? Go.

It's only 11:40.

Might break for lunch and do my laundry in 20 minutes and then be back at 1 for gaming stream.

Dark Dungeon.

2 hours maybe,

and then break, and then 3 hours until dinner, and then break, and then maybe 2-3 hours after dinner.

I should take my zinc and vitamin C tablet soon.

The kick doesn't pay your breaks. Yeah, I know, but I want to break up the VODs to minimize risk of losing all the money. Having the whole day as one singular VOD

where a single violation could void the entire day is so risky. I'm cutting up the whole day into 2-hour segments until

I feel more confident about am I doing it right or not.

Also, it helped me mentally reset, otherwise I'm going to go insane. Like, why do you think I was sitting there doom scrolling, not saying anything? Because I mentally broke.

Just, I couldn't do it anymore.

All this hassle for minimum wage.

What, sitting here doing nothing? What are you scared of?

Yeah, it's very boring and depressing, but

so is getting a job.

What jobs they got nearby then?

Cleaner.

Class C e-driver.

A registered nurse, care assistant, forklift driver.

Maybe I'll go and get a forklift license.

Electrician,

foot healthcare practitioner.

Domestic gas engineer. All these jobs are so boring.

Daycare host. How's that?

Packing department manager.

Raw materials technologist at the Cornwall Bakery.

Bank support worker.

Demand planner.

Traffic marshal.

Loading bay operative.

Okay, what about that one?

37 hours a week, £12.50 an hour.

That's £1,800 a month. Rubbish. That's the best I can get.

Get 2 unpaid breaks.

Wow.

What do you do? Involves ensuring the continuous movement of the operation whilst ensuring quality is produced. For our customers. But what do you do? Loading bay operative. Load stuff.

If I have to get a job, I'm fucked. What am I going to do?

I don't even want to do any of these jobs.

I want to be a manager. I don't want to be a dentist. I don't want to be a catering assistant. I don't want to be an orthodontist.

I don't want to be a manager. I don't want to be an engineer.

I don't want to be a fucking waiter.

Oh God,

domestic gas engineer.

Garage door installer.

Oh God, I don't want to do any of these stupid jobs.

Yard driver.

Car delivery driver.

Key holder.

Toolmaker.

Assembler.

I want a normal life, but I don't want a normal life, but I don't want to live a degen life. I don't know what I want.

I don't have a dream job that I could focus on getting the qualification for to do.

I have a dream job. I want to become a day trader,

and, uh, I've been trying hard.

But it's not really working out, is it? I've made no money.

My total losses on my CFD account is £2,000.

Over 5 years, I lost £2,000.

And you can't really make enough money from investing

Unless you've got loads of money.

Like, my gold trade has been pretty good,

but it's taken 2 months to make, uh, £500. I've got a 25% gap.

Yeah, but I don't want to go to college because there's nothing that interests me, and I don't want to waste money trying to force myself to learn something I don't care about that I know I'm just going to give up on.

Hello, Mommy. Good morning to you too.

Can you recommend a game?

Okay,

can do.

Wow, hardcore. Wow, so boring though. And I've got to pay for it, don't I?

In hardcore mode, if you die, you lose your whole character. How's that fun? It'd just be really annoying.

Play COD?

Yeah, maybe like, because I did actually buy Warzone a couple years ago.

Battle Royale mode might be fun. I have to install it again.

I might install it overnight tonight.

Where is it? Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.

Oh, maybe I'll play Fortnite. I used to play Fortnite a lot back in 2018 on my phone.

What about that Tarkov game?

Escape from Tarkov.

Why does it say coming soon, not available? What do you mean not available?

Why is it not available?

I want a game where

like you get loot and there's money

And it's got like a gritty theme.

It's got like an addictive gameplay loop.

Darkest Dungeon's fun. I want to create a powerful character that destroys everything.

DayZ, isn't that really old? I don't want to play something really old.

I don't like Battlefield 6.

Okay,

I'm gonna end stream. Break for lunch, do my laundry, be back for a bit of gaming.