I Found My Twitch Again

What happened to my stream?

I thought I got banned on Twitch. My

stream just ended itself. I think it's

back now.

Am I back? Yeah, so I'm back on my stream.

Let me see what's on my OnlyFans.

A lot of jerking off, a lot of bumhole

pics. Don't have any sex,

any, any sex videos yet, but I am trying

to work some things out with a girl. She

did say she was interested in it, but I

don't know if she was serious. Would be

nice to have an OnlyFans partner

to do stuff. Why don't

I announce the stream on YouTube? I don't

know, I feel like there's enough people

And YouTube community posts are weird.

They, they are controlled

by the algorithm. So if I just made a post

saying I'm streaming on Twitch now, it'd

probably only reach like 50 people.

I don't really know how to game it.

Properly. So if I make a community post

about women or drama,

then it will usually get a lot of

engagement. But then if I make a community

post about stocks or something people

don't care about, it'll get barely any

engagement. So when I was bragging about

my stock gains, it only had like 10

comments and then 5 likes. Barely anyone

saw it.

That even the community posts are dictated

by the algorithm, which is so annoying.

So I have to make a community post that's

gonna reach people with my Twitch on it.

I don't even know if it'll make much of a

difference because I think the people who

usually watch my streams are following my

Twitch anyway.

And if, if they haven't— if they're not

here now, then they, they're probably not

going to come anyway.

Don't do a post, make a quick video.

I thought YouTube was stopping people from

doing that. I heard some people were

getting strikes for just uploading a

20-second video saying they're streaming

on Twitch. I don't know if that's changed.

Apparently there's, there's a strike you

can get for spam, like spamming out

10-second videos, uh, can get you a strike

now. Am I British?

Yes, I, I'm British,

innit?

British boy who

doesn't look British.

What was I talking about before

I got rudely interrupted?

I think the Australian guy. I finished

talking about him anyway. What?

This dream feels real. It feels like we're

back in 2017. Yeah,

it does feel a bit like that. What if

everything was just a dream? You know,

like I didn't actually get married, I

never met Tomoko, I never met Mira. I've

just been in my bedroom the whole time and

we just woke up from a never-ending dream

of non-stop sex. Around the world.

That would be funny.

Do you like

my gun? Wait,

can I show guns on Twitch?

Still working at the petrol station. Why

do people spell it petrol? It's petrol

with an L. Petrol.

I see people, a lot of people spelling it

as petrol. It's not petrol.

Petrol. Can I show a

BB gun on Twitch? Oh, but it's such a nice

piece. It feels so good in the hand.

What if

I shoot it inside my jumper?

What happens?

Where'd it go?

I nearly showed it.

Gonna get banned on Twitch.

I lost the bullet.

Can you see it?

You can see the tip.

Remember when you ate at Denny's alone?

Yeah, I remember that. I went into Denny's

and I got myself a beef burger.

Hamburger.

Beef ham hamburger.

And it took me like an hour

to go into the restaurant. I was so

nervous, I was pacing up and down outside

the entrance, and everyone was like, just

go in, go in, what are you waiting for?

And then after an hour pacing up and down,

I finally went in and I just sat at the

table eating it in silence. And people

were just watching me eat it.

So many challenges.

My anxiety is way worse than it used to

be. I can't believe I actually did that.

There's no way I'd do that now.

I'm even scared to film outside.

I feel stupid. It got

way worse since then. Back then I was

living in a guest house and I was meeting

strangers every day. After I got married

and I moved in with my wife, I,

I became even more isolated. I didn't meet

anyone apart from You know what?

Did Mina break your confidence? When I got

back with Mina,

I was trying really hard to please her,

so I did feel a bit more confident. And I

was, I was trying to be the man, trying to

get stuff booked and doing the talking.

But then after a while, I got lazy and I

asked her to do it. I tried

asking Tim Schofield's stream to remove

the strike, but my message was

auto-removed. Yeah, he— his mods just ban

anyone who mentions it. He's a sad,

sad person.

I just can't believe how sad and petty he

can be. He looks like a nice guy, like a

mature adult. I don't know, he's playing

Call of Duty on Twitch. How mature can he

be? People play stuff like Call of Duty

and Counter-Strike, they, they

automatically come across as a bit of

dickheads to me, you know, like Keemstar

vibes. Arrogant dickheads play

Call of Duty.

You're the sad person who stole the

content. I didn't steal it, I,

I re-engineered it. So Elvis Alien stole

my content as well, did he?

Maybe I could give him a copyright strike

as well. Elvis Aiden has 3 videos about me

with my footage. I could get his channel

banned. No, I wouldn't.

I'm not a dick. I would never copyright

strike someone unless— well, actually, I

have done it. I did get a few people's

channels terminated, but they were just

downloading my videos and then

re-uploading them, no editing.

And one of them was like an archive

channel, and he was just downloading all

my videos and re-uploading it. That is

stealing, and I

have no problems giving strikes if they're

going to do that. But if someone uses my

footage to make a video, like a commentary

video, I don't mind.

Even if you're being a dick to me, then I

still don't really mind.

Prefer it if you didn't, though. People

don't make videos about me anymore. There

was this one guy who made one last month.

This weird white guy who has this Filipino

girlfriend who looks like a 10-year-old.

Another weirdo. Why are my viewers all

weird?

I wish Mina Bell still did stuff. Oh yeah,

what happened to them? Edwin and Mina.

Remember when they reacted to my videos

about her makeup? Mina was cute.

When I saw Edwin and Mina, I think that's

when I started to feel unhappy with

Chihiro. So I felt like, oh, I wish I had

a young girl from London who speaks my

language and has a good sense of humor.

I felt kind of envious of Edwin. He got a

good girl. I'd like a girl like Mina. She

seems like she's cool.

Albert and Preach made a video about you 2

weeks ago. Yeah, that was a surprise. I

didn't think people still made videos

about me. I remember 2018, people, loads

of people were making videos about me.

There was that Joinin guy, Deadwing Dork,

Elvis,

but no one was really hard on me, you

know, like Kavos. Imagine if he made a

video. He would have destroyed my— me.

The commentary community never really

bothered apart from Elvis.

So I wasn't canceled by everyone. I kind

of canceled myself, I guess. I exposed

myself.

Did I go to many sex stores in Japan? No,

but I went to a lot in Netherlands.

They had sex stores everywhere.

Amsterdam, it's a very sexual place.

We went to this peep show. You pay a

couple euros and you can see a woman

strip. That was weird.

Do I like being pegged? I never tried it.

I don't think I would. I like being

fingered.

But that's because a finger is a

warm human body part. When you

get pegged, it'll just be like a piece of

plastic. I don't think that would be nice.

How often do I masturbate? Usually at

least 2 times, sometimes 4 times at most.

If I'm really bored during the day, I

might do a quick one.

Depends how horny I feel. Did I fuck any

prostitutes in Amsterdam? No.

Nope. Because I was with Mila the whole

time. But we did walk past a lot of the

red light district girls. It's weird.

They just stand in those red light,

red-lit rooms. In their panties

against the window, and then you walk past

them and they like stare at you trying to

get you to come in. I'd feel embarrassed.

It's on like this really public street,

loads of people walking past. I'd feel

embarrassed being seen walking in. When I

did it in Japan, I only went during the

day when there was no one around, and I

made sure there was no people behind me—

when in front of me it was fine because

they couldn't see me, but if there's

someone walking behind me, I would stop

and pretend to look at my phone and then

let him pass me before going in because

I felt embarrassed. How do you convince a

girl to finger you? I don't know. Chihiro

just started doing it. I don't think I

asked her to do it. And then Mila also

started doing it when I never told her to.

But then when they start doing it, they

realize I really like it, and then they do

it more. Or maybe they just heard me talk

about it on stream, cuz I do talk about

how I like fingering the bum quite a lot.

But I don't usually ask girls to do it

because it feels weird. Because it is kind

of weird and it's kind of gross, and I

wouldn't want to make the girl do it

unless she really wanted to do it. So I've

never told anyone to do it because I feel

too embarrassed.

Do they get shit on their finger? I don't

think so. Usually I clean

my bum pretty well,

but I'm guessing it smells a bit. I don't

think they smell it afterwards though.

So the smell just wears off naturally.

How do you stop your bum from smelling

anyway unless you constantly use soap

inside of it? Who uses soap in their

bumhole? I don't.

If you wipe properly, then you sure you

don't have a problem with getting poop on

your finger.

I don't know what to talk about now. Oh,

it's my gun. Maybe I should hide my gun.

Good old gunny.

Oh, I got a cool knife. Let me find my

I don't know why I got it. Can I show a

knife on Twitch?

It's a Crusader's knife.

Can I show it? I want to flip the blade

out so badly.

It's quite a nice one.

Whoa, whoa, it's a lethal weapon!

What if I get banned on Twitch as well?

I have to stream on Instagram. Whoa,

whoa!

Whoa, flipped it out. Oh, that sound is

nice.

I can't do anything fun on the internet

anymore. I can't even show a knife.

Got some scissors. Would you like

Got this as well.

I don't think it works anymore. It's

supposed to vibrate.

The ladies love it.

Oh look,

it's a photo. My ex took at the guest

house back in 2010.

That's me.

You can't even see their faces. They must

all be old now. My ex-Korean girlfriend,

she's like 50. She used to be 35 when I

met her. I can't believe she's so old.

She messaged me on my birthday. She wished

me a happy birthday, and I used my Korean.

My Korean has gotten so bad.

She said she moved. She got a house in the

countryside, and she got loads of cats,

so she became a crazy cat lady.

Don't think she has a boyfriend.

Imagine meeting up with her and banging

her. I wonder if she'd be interested.

What's the oldest woman I banged? It would

be her. Last time we met was 2016,

so she would have been— yeah,

she would have been about 45

or 44,

I think. Yeah, I think she was the oldest,

but then the single mother was pretty old.

She was 38, so now she

must be 40. No, actually she's younger

still. Yeah, probably the Korean one, she

was the oldest.

Getting a bit tired.

I remember Twitch didn't used to be very

good for streaming from your phone. I used

to have problems with it. It would keep,

keep disconnecting or something.

Seems to be pretty good now.

I used to use Streamlabs,

but Streamlabs is really weird now. I

tried using it again, but they,

they did something to the UI and it kept

glitching. It was fine

the way it was before. I hate it when they

keep trying to fix the UI and they make it

iPhone was bad for IRL. Yeah, I remember

the iPhone X was really bad for streaming

on. I'm using the iPhone 12 now and it's

actually quite good. It sounds good as

well. The iPhone X used

to overheat I remember trying to stream on

it before, and then after an hour it would

get really hot and then shut itself down.

So I always needed an Android for video

stuff, and then video editing was also

really bad on iPhone. But now there's some

pretty good apps for video editing. I used

this one called forgot what it's called.

Videoleap is really, really good.

It can do all the things you want to do.

You can even do green screen quite

good. I used to think green screen, you

need really complex software on the

computer to do, but you can do it on the

phone quite easily.

I never used green screen before. I don't

really need it.

I don't really feel like buying new phones

either.

I feel like my phone addiction has kind of

gone now. I feel fine just having good old

Samsung S10 Plus, my iPhone 12. I don't

really need any more phones. Some of the

new folding phones look quite good. The

Fold— Samsung Fold 2 looks quite nice,

and then Surface Duo looks quite good.

And then there's this new one that has

like a rolling screen. You press a button

and then the screen rolls out. And gets

wider. That's pretty cool. They're just

gimmicks, gimmicky, not really that

useful, and they're so expensive.

Am I gonna play Siege? I can't play it

because I need my hands and I'm holding my

phone.

I have 5,000 hours now on Siege.

Naughty Daniel breaks up another

relationship. What do you mean? What are

you alluding to?

There's so many new characters since I got

back on Siege.

Haven't played it. When I was in

Netherlands, I didn't play it at all

because I didn't have a laptop.

So it's been— it had been 6 months since I

last played it, and there's all these new

characters, which is pretty cool.

So we've got this new one,

Flores. He has a remote-controlled

bomb drone. He looks pretty cool.

And then we've got Zero.

He's pretty cool. He launches a camera

that drills through reinforced walls, and

then it has like a, a laser beam.

And there's Ace. He has a hydraulic

pressure pellet bomb.

A lot of these new operators just do the

same things as the old ones did. Like,

this one is exactly the same as Thermite.

Look, Thermite, the original— one of the

original operators. He has a charge that

destroys reinforced walls. It's exactly

what this Ace guy does. It's just

the pattern that it destroys is different.

Thermite blows a vertical rectangle into

the reinforced wall. Ace blows like a

vertical horizontal rectangle 2

times, so it's like a square. It's pretty

much the same thing. And you got this one,

she can make like a ghost of herself,

like a decoy. It's a bit boring.

And then this another sniper, they added

this one called Kali. She's so ugly.

Why do they make the women characters so

ugly? And she's got this

cool sniper rifle, but there's already a

sniper. He's called Glaz. The original OG

sniper was Glaz. He had a powerful

rifle with a good scope. They just remake

the same character, give it a different

And there's Amaru. I quite like

her. She has a grappling hook, can launch

into windows.

She's quite fun if you like rushing in. I

like rushing, don't like being slow. So

you can catch them off guard if you rush

in with it. And there's Knock.

And then new defenders, there's this one,

she makes like a laser gate and she has a

bionic arm which can punch massive holes

into walls. And there's this one, she's

got like a slowing mechanism. This one

runs through walls. Quite fun.

Yeah, a lot of new characters since I

returned. Oh, look at this, there's 7

slots, so they've got 7 more characters

coming, I guess. I'm not sure what else

they can do. Seems like they've done

Tell us the details. I have no idea what

he's talking about. Really no idea.

But what could they do for a new

character? Maybe they're running out of

ideas. How about a character that

has a massive flaming sword?

They've got so many operators that can

breach reinforced walls. I don't feel

like— they've got Thermite,

and then they've got— I remember when Buck

was new. That was ages ago.

When I first played it, it only had these

10. Hibana was really

boring. Boring special

ability.

It just feels like, what's the point of

reinforcing walls when half the operators

can breach it in some way?

Da da da da

da da. What's this?

Matt's replays. Are these my replays?

Secretly filming me. How dare

What's this? Looks weird.

Oh, it is me. I hate weekends.

Oh wow, I didn't know you could do this.

It's like an overview overhead

camera. That's me.

Oh, that's really nice. I didn't know you

could do this. Can't move the camera

10 seconds to go.

5 seconds

left.

Why am I not doing anything? Oh yeah, cuz

I was streaming and I was just walking

around in circles 'Cause I couldn't use my

other hand. That's why.