back home with my girlfriend

Testing, testing,

testing.

Testing,

testing,

testing.

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

Okay,

okay.

I think it's working.

We've got 5G. Oh no.

5G— no, 5 GHz.

What?

11.2.

I've got the 5 GHz band, 2 GHz band.

An iPhone.

Got 1,400 kilobits.

Is that good or bad?

Do I have my freedom back? Yep, just came

back from Pattaya,

had a 3-day trip there.

Just uploaded the video,

and then I'm gonna do all-day livestream

on Cyberpunk.

It's so silly. I put a bit of music.

It's weird how easily people are impressed

by just a little bit of video editing. I

made a video, it was just some random

clips of our trip together, and I just put

some clips together. I put a bit of music

and put some text over it and And then

already I'm getting comments like, wow,

you actually put some effort, feels like

the old Daniel.

It's funny how people think it's effort

just putting a bit of text and adding some

random stock music over video,

as if that's something difficult.

I mean, a 5-year-old could do it. You just

press add music and then choose the track.

It's not difficult to edit a video.

Okay, let me get my headphones.

I'm just a bit nervous about my new setup

because my SIM cards expired. My 3 5G SIM

cards expired. But I got

these new Wi-Fi adapter antenna things and

I moved my laptop closer to the door. So I

found out that the place I was sitting at

before, the Wi-Fi signal was really weak.

And I found out that the internet here is

amazingly fast when you're near the door.

I could get like 220 download and 70

upload. It took like a minute to upload my

new video. It was so quick, but you have

to be standing right next to the door near

the hallway. Obviously, I don't want to

sit by the door, so I've kind of moved to

the middle of the apartment, which is

closer to the door.

So it's not as fast as it would be. I

don't really care about speed. I think the

internet speed is fine. It's just I want

stability so that it doesn't keep dropping

connection when I'm trying to stream. And

the Wi-Fi here has a 5 GHz and a 2.5

GHz band, and I don't know if I can use

both of them at the same time. It seems

like I can, but I don't know if that

actually helps anything. I was thinking in

case the 5 GHz band drops connection,

maybe it could use a 2 GHz band as like a

backup so the stream doesn't drop. And

then I got my phone. I renewed my phone

SIM card by another 30 days, but this time

it doesn't have 5G, it only has 4G, so

that can also be a third connection just

for more stability. We'll test it out

today, see if it works without any

problems. Yeah, I got a tourist SIM card

at the airport when I arrived here 30 days

ago, and that's expired now, so I had to

buy a new package. They don't offer the

same tourist SIM card package over the

internet. So I don't know if that's only

available at the airport because

I can't seem to get the same package I had

before. But this one seems,

seems as good. It's just 4G only.

I hate it when you have to be near the

door to get good internet connection. I

don't know where they put the router.

Maybe it's in the hallway or Or maybe it's

in a different room.

I was just so frustrated last stream I did

on YouTube because I kept losing

connection and people kept clicking off.

And I think that was because I was using

my iPhone as a hotspot and I was using

that as my only connection. And I wasn't

using the apartment connection because I

thought it was bad, when really I just

needed to move closer to the door to get a

better connection. It seems like just

using the iPhone as a hotspot is kind of—

it's not very reliable. The iPhone gets

hot and then it keeps dropping the

connection for some reason.

But maybe this is a good solution.

Also, these special Wi-Fi adapter antenna

things, I think they, they pick up the

signal better than the, the inbuilt Wi-Fi

thing on the laptop. As I can see here,

it says it's only got 1

bar on the Wi-Fi connectivity thing for 5

gigahertz thing. And then on the antenna

thing, it's got— oh, it's got 1 bar as

well. It's weird.

That's weird. On the second one, because I

bought 2 of them, it's got 2 bars.

Is there a limit how long you can use a

phone as a hotspot? I don't think there's

a limit, but the iPhone definitely has

problems with overheating and and then

turning stuff off when it overheats.

It says— I don't know if

I can switch it during this stream because

I've got 2. I bought 2 of those. It's

called an Archer 1300 T3U Plus.

It's like an antenna, plugs into your USB

thing, can give you Wi-Fi connection. So

I've got my laptop plugged into 3

connections right now, and then I'm using

this Speedify thing to bond the

connections.

Mhm. It says the one that's facing towards

the window only has 1 bar, and then the

one facing towards the door has Oh, it

only has one bar now. It keeps moving up

and down. Who cares?

V's couch and TV placement makes no sense

to me. Why is the TV behind the couch?

Really? Is this the TV?

This weird hologram thing floating around

in a circle? Because how is that supposed

to be good? It's— well, that's rubbish.

Look, imagine you're sitting here on the

sofa, you're trying to watch that screen,

it keeps rotating round and round.

I'm trying to watch it, it keeps moving.

And then you can see the stuff behind the

holographic screen. Holographic screens

seems like such a bad idea. Or is this the

TV? I think that's the TV, isn't it? So

you sit on the step, maybe you sit on this

step, and then you look at the TV like

that. Or maybe you could sit here. And

there's a TV here as well,

but it's a cool sofa design. I like the

way you step down and then it goes into

this recessed area. It's very cozy.

I like the bed. It's like a capsule hotel.

And why does she have a vending machine in

her room that you have to pay money for?

Who, who is getting the money? Does

someone come in to collect the money? And

who is restocking the vending machine? It

makes no sense. Why don't you just go to

the supermarket, buy the food, and put it

into a fridge? Someone comes and stocks

your vending machine, and then you pay

into this vending machine. It's weird.

And then instead of having a mirror, you

have a camera that records you and then

uses that as like a mirror. Very weird

ideas. And this is the workstation,

and all you can do on the computer is read

messages, and you've got this really basic

internet browser. You can't even type into

the browser. This is like what the

internet would be like in North Korea.

You only have a few websites that are run

and moderated by the government.

It's just NPCD, police website,

news, mayor of the city.

Weird.

They should have included a minigame on

the computer. Yeah, like little

video games, or I don't know, maybe they

should have a dating website. I love it

when games add like a dating element

to the game. They should add a dating

website and then you can meet people

outside, and then you'll get like a quest

tracker saying go to your date, and then

it'll be some random spot in the city.

What's in here? Oh, the weapon stash.

Someone last time I streamed, they said

you can actually romance some of the

characters. You could do that in GTA San

Andreas. There was a dating website and

then you could meet them outside and then

take them on a date. And then if you do

well on the date, then you can take them

back home for, um, you know what.

Okay, so a new video seems to be doing

okay.

The comments: What these women see in him,

I will never know. Daniel is a genius. I

don't know why people are so shocked at

the idea of me being able to get a

girlfriend. You know, I'm not too

bad-looking. A lot of women do find me

attractive. And then they say, oh, when

they find out about your horrible

personality. Yeah, but that's the thing.

I hide my personality as much as I can.

People think that what they see of me on

YouTube is what I'm like in real life.

What they see— what you see on me, what

you see of me on YouTube and Twitch and

stuff is It's

me, but then obviously I don't show that

in real life. I only show like 10% of my

real self in real life.

Dan can find a girl, but he can't keep a

girl. Well, yeah, because I end up losing

interest and getting bored, and then the

real me, you know, the easily irritated

and moody Daniel, starts revealing itself

more and more slowly over time. And guess

what? Most people don't like that version

of me, and they end up getting fed up with

my moodiness and my lack

of interest in basically everything apart

from video games and sex. And that's not a

very nice person to have to date.

So in the beginning, the honeymoon phase—

I can hear keys.

Wait. Oh my God, it's just a cleaner

opening the door to the opposite room. Oh

my God, my heart is gonna explode every

time I hear footsteps or keys jangling

outside the door.

Oh my god. And the main reason

I get so scared is because I got this

microphone out and it's kind of hard to

quickly unplug it and then shove it

somewhere. I could just say I'm using it

for gaming, maybe.

Oh, it's so stressful. Ever since she got

her own key, I feel really

stressed out with my streaming setup out.

I wish you could have like a heartbeat

monitor on the stream. Every time a

footstep comes near my door, you can see

my heartbeat explode. Oh my

You better not delete the comment I left

on that video. What was your comment?

Is my Cyberpunk character circumcised?

No, I put censorship on nudity because I

don't want to get banned, so I didn't do

any genital fiddling.

I'm too prized. Too prized. Let me see.

I don't see any comments from A2 Prize.

Girls4XYZ, free virtual girls chat in your

If it's been deleted, maybe because you—

yeah, YouTube must have auto-deleted.

What was it? If it had any kind of

foul language, YouTube tends to

auto-delete those comments now. I remember

when YouTube first implemented the

automatic comment deleting, people were

accusing me of deleting their comments.

Said your girlfriend had a hot bod.

Actually, I think I saw something like

that. It's gone now.

Wasn't it something like— oh, I see it

now. The tight little Thai body looks

built for Daniel's BWAC. What's a BWAC?

Yeah, it's still there.

Big Willy. I don't know what BWAC is.

Big White Asian Cock.

Okay, let me get my headphones.

Headphones.

I checked my stream from last week when I

did Cyberpunk and it turned out really

well. It has nearly 2,000 views, which is

loads for me on Twitch, and sound was

good, audio is good,

the quality, video quality was good.

I was quite pleased with the

way it turned out, so hopefully this

one turns out good as well. The settings

are the same settings, so Should be the

same. Stock up on ammo.

Oh yeah, so okay, last time we left off

from Cyberpunk, we finished the

8-hour-long intro, which was basically all

just prologue, which is kind of annoying

because I thought I was playing the meat

of the game, but that was all just some

silly intro where everything that happened

in that first hour— 8 hours— didn't really

matter that much.

And then it turns out you do that mission,

you get that relic chip, you have to plug

it into your head. Turns out it was

corrupted with Keanu Reeves, who died like

60 years ago, and somehow his conscious is

in the chip that you plug into your head,

and then he's haunting you, and you've

only got 2 weeks to live because the chip

is gonna slowly kill you. And now

we're like some kind of cancer patient

who only has a short term— short amount of

time to live. And now we have to, I don't

know, get back onto what the main game is

all about, which I think is going to be

about trying to find out how to get rid of

Keanu Reeves, or maybe try to find out how

to survive. Is this on the Steam

Deck or the laptop? It's on my laptop. I

sold my Steam Deck. For £400,

which is a pretty good price, I think.

Ah, so I feel like it's been such a long

time. Last time I streamed was 2nd of

November. It's been nearly a whole week

since I've done anything online because

I went to Pattaya. If you've seen my new

YouTube video It was okay.

I think we didn't really go to the places

that make Pattaya famous. You know,

Pattaya is supposed to be all about the

night streets and the nightlife and the

bars and the clubs and the Pattaya girls.

Obviously we didn't go to any of those

places because I'm not a single man.

I've got a girlfriend,

so I can't go to those seedy places. We

just went to some beaches, a restaurant.

We went to this big park,

which is kind of— it was a really weird

park. It was like full of dinosaurs and

animals, like not real animals but statues

of animals, just hundreds of them.

Standing around, and the park was really

empty. And then we went to this mini Siam,

mini Thailand park, which just had like

little miniature buildings of, of real

buildings. I think because I told her I

like parks, she keeps taking me to parks.

Now, they weren't that great, to be

honest. They had a really weird

atmosphere, like no one wanted to go there

because it was a bit boring. So they were

really empty, and that park

was huge, but it was just like weird

decorations. I don't know why there were

dinosaurs all over the place and massive

ants and big birds

and weird orangutans just standing around.

It was really weird, and it was really hot

as well. It felt so artificial.

Like the whole place felt so artificial.

I think that's what she thinks I like. I

like parks, you know, they're okay, but I

usually just go to parks because I want to

livestream somewhere that's nice and

peaceful. Sounds like something for kids.

Yeah, exactly. It's like where you take

your kids and then they would be all

amazed at all the dinosaurs.

And then she wanted to have crab, so we

went to a seafood restaurant. The crab

tastes so bad. I tried a bit of the crab.

It has such a fishy, pungent smell.

It's like the fishiest fishy smell I've

ever smelt, even fishier than actual fish.

And then we had dinner at the hotel

restaurant, which was also really empty.

There was like just one family and one

other couple eating there. The whole

restaurant was empty, and I had a steak.

Cost about £25. Had a steak and a beer.

The steak was okay. It was a bit— it was

like a really thick steak, and it wasn't

exactly Melt-in-your-mouth wagyu.

And then we went to this Japan Land. It

was like this theme park, but it's all

Japanese themed, so it's all

Japanese-looking buildings, and they had

Don Quijote and Sukiya and loads of

Japanese restaurants. And it was like, it

was like being in Japan. It felt nice.

But that was the best meal I've ever had

so far. It's just Had this pork rice bowl

and some gyoza miso soup, and I have to

say it was probably the best meal I've had

since coming to Thailand. It was really

weird. Ever since I came to Thailand, I

realized that Japanese food is really

good. Every time I feel hungry, I think I

really want some Japanese food. You can

get sushi, ramen, wagyu, or just

get something simple like gyudon. With

miso soup. It's so good. I don't know why

I didn't enjoy Japanese food this much

when I was in Japan, but Thai food

just doesn't have anything tempting on

offer. Thai food is like just pad thai and

tom yum and really spicy stuff.

Everything is just really spicy, full of

chili. Everything in Thai food just—

it's like punching you in the face with

chili and spice. You can't taste anything

because your mouth is burning. Or they use

that lemongrass and lime kind of

combination of ingredients.

It's like every time I'm in a, in a

different country, I appreciate food from

another country. So I take English food

for granted when I'm in England, and But

then when I'm in Japan, I was really

missing English food. But then when I go

to Korea, I really miss Japanese food.

And then when I'm in England, I miss

Korean food. It's weird.

Okay, I think I've finished talking about

what I did. Recently. Can I get into the

game? It's hard to go from chatting mode

into gaming mode.

The grass is always greener. Yeah, that's

a problem I seem to have. I always feel

uninterested in what I have and then I

want what I don't have.

Okay, so let me check my character. Last

time I looked at my character— chat,

I keep getting distracted by her nice bum.

What did I put my character? Shorts?

Jeans?

Completely forgot what I was doing in the

What's all this? Oh, I got some body

armor. Wow, this is an epic Arasaka

polycarbonate-laced bulletproof aramid

vest. It's got 25 armor, reduce stamina

consumption when blocking melee attacks.

So this is good for blocking melee

attacks, which I never do.

It's better than nothing, I guess. Well,

I've got this, this corporate dress which

has increased armor by 6.72.

Is Thai girl better than Chihiro? She's

definitely more helpful. She's really

helpful getting me to stuff I want. For

example, I say, oh, my SIMs are expiring,

and then she goes online and starts

looking up cheap SIMs and stuff,

and she tries to help me save money by

finding deals online. I don't remember

Chihiro being very helpful with stuff like

this. I mean, she did help me get a phone

contract, I guess you could say.

What's this one?

Do you think armor and armor stats really

matter in the game? I do have it on

difficult settings. I want more of a

challenge. I don't like it when you play

games and upgrades and leveling, leveling

up and stuff like that doesn't really

matter because the game's so easy. I want

to actually feel like I'm being

challenged. I like to be mentally

challenged. When I play video games.

She looks like a policewoman now. I want

her to look like a sexy cyberwoman.

I don't know, maybe like that.

I've got 3 mods for my shoes. Reduce fall

damage by 15%.

Oh, I need a higher quality

item.

Huh, I don't get it.

Cannot be installed in an item of lower

quality. Did you see my

new video on YouTube? Do you think she

looks like Chihiro from behind? I think

she's taller than Chihiro.

I don't have any boots that are of good

quality. I'll put the 10% fall damage

reduction on it. And as for my weapons,

I got the double-barreled shotgun. It

seems like the inventory system is way

more smoother than before now.

My shotgun's really strong,

and I've got this shotgun. I don't like

the machine guns in this game. It just

feels like you're, you're peppering the

enemy with BB pellets and they don't do

much damage. It doesn't feel satisfying.

I want to get a better melee weapon as

well. For now I'll use the shotgun. And

then for character perks, I decided to put

a load of points into crafting and

engineering because you can get more

components if you unlock these crafting

perks. Like this one,

you get 20% chance to gain free components

when dismantling. And I

could get— I also got these grenade

upgrades as well, which I think could be

I don't think melee combat is fun in this

game because the camera swings all over

the place when you're doing your melee

attacks. Gives me a headache. Increase max

stamina.

I— there's like a secret hidden one here

as well. And increased

movement speed while sneaking. There's so

many different things to unlock in this

game. After defeating an enemy, gain cold

blood for 7 seconds, increased movement

speed by 2%. That's rubbish, 2%. You're

not even gonna notice that. And it stacks

up to 1 time.

Okay, this is like some kind of berserker

mode, I think. I don't want that.

Intelligence, mass vulnerability

demon. I don't really want to play the

game doing the hacking stuff because it's

kind of lame.

What about quick

melee attacks with rifles and submachine

guns deal 75% more damage? No,

don't want that. I got this as well,

headshot damage multiplier with pistols,

so maybe I'll use my pistols a bit more.

And then you got blade perks. But I don't

have any blades. I've only got €2,000.

I can't draw my weapon.

Do I get paid more doing livestreams on

Twitch than YouTube? Well, I made $15

for my last Cyberpunk stream, and that

only got 1.8K views. And on YouTube, if I

get 6K views or 7K views on a livestream,

I make about $30.

So I think if I got the 6K views on

Twitch, it would be more

than what I get on YouTube. I don't, I

don't know, it's hard to calculate

it.

So if I got 1.8K, made $15.

If I doubled that and made— got 4K views,

it would be like $30. And then 8K views

would be $60. I reckon it's about the same

It's just I get more views on YouTube.

Whoa, that's the first fat woman I've seen

in the game. So far everyone's been slim

and sexy. That's cool they put fat women

in it. Why would I do that? So this is the

Japanese bodyguard who actually saved us.

Well, that looks like Keanu Reeves, like a

homeless— is that Keanu? Why would

I do that? Because it looks like him who

saved your life. Haven't managed to get my

head straight yet. Oh, that's not him. It

does look like him though. He's got a

beard as well. That will not happen

anytime soon. And so what if you

intend to leave? You must re-enter the

ring. The bell has already tolled. Thomas

Diner, I am waiting. Okay,

so we'll go to Tom's Diner.

I want to see what I can buy with my

money. Oh yeah, Jackie died.

That's a bit sad, I guess, because he was

your main sidekick during the whole

beginning of the game.

First will come great reality check which

ushers in the future of the world.

Best weapon against capitalism is

uninterrupted meditation. What is all this

rubbish? Trying to brainwash me.

Are the police still after me? Why are

they arresting this guy? Are you at the

beginning? No, I'm 8 hours into the game,

so I got to the bit where Keanu Reeves

makes his introduction.

I think the police are still after me

because I killed someone at the beginning.

Why are there these yellow— what are they

doing? Oh, they are after me. Can I just

surrender? So I don't want the police to

be after me. The fuck you want?

Are they gonna shoot me? No,

I think they're just telling you to stop

coming so close.

Can I hack the police?

Beat cop. I can't do anything

with— who's this?

Racketeer affiliation Tiger Claws.

Why did the bed at the hotel have

honeymoon written on it? She said that she

requested a nice room and

for some reason they put honeymoon, like a

honeymoon cake, and then these swans on

the bed.

Uh-oh. Oh, now this— why are

they shooting? I didn't even do anything.

Oh, there's police everywhere.

That's so stupid. I didn't do anything.

What just exploded?

I thought another marriage arc started. I

said we're not married and she said not

yet. What do you think she meant by that?

Do you think she knows what that means?

How do I get rid of the police? Because I

just want to walk around and explore

without being treated like a criminal.

Fetch your vehicle from the garage.

Okay,

I just hide. Maybe they'll stop chasing

me. She's Chihiro 2.0.

When I saw her from behind, she reminded

me of her so much. Yeah, she has a similar

figure, especially from certain angles.

She looks a lot like her too. Escape will

be killed, but if I get killed, won't it

load my last save?

Should I just kill them?

Won't more come after me if I start

killing them?

I loot it.

You can't loot it.

This gun sucks.

Did I even do anything? Maybe I'll just

reload. Maybe just jump off the edge and

die. I don't want to fight the police.

If you get married to Thai girlfriend,

will you sometimes remember to hear

Chihiro and miss her. Wow, I, I miss— I

sometimes remember Chihiro, miss her all

the time anyway.

Cheating on second wife. Why I cheated on

my new girlfriend. Do you think people are

even gonna be outraged or care anymore

like they did back then?

We must meet. I autosaved out here,

that's good. Oh, the fat woman is now

sexy.

Why would I do that? Because I am the one

who saved your life. Haven't managed to

get my head straight yet, not after

everything that happened. That will not

happen anytime soon. And so what if you

intend to leave? You're better

matched with women your age. I tend to

prefer women who are older than me. I

don't know why. I like it when they mother

me. It's comforting.

Surprised you managed to survive the

depressing Manchester arc. Yeah, I know,

Manchester was so bad. I can't believe it.

When people were saying Manchester was

grim and horrible, I I kept thinking,

nah, they're just talking rubbish. It

looks nice. It looks like a normal city.

But then after living there for nearly

half a year, I don't know what it is about

Manchester. It just really made me

miserable.

It's just the atmosphere. The people were

nice. I didn't have any bad experiences

with Manchester people. They're all— all

the ones I interacted with were nice

people. What are they doing?

Rent paid.

Town center is the worst. Yeah, I used to

go to the town center almost every day to

go shopping. I went to the Lidl— was

it? No, I went to the Aldi in the town

center almost every day, and it had a

weird atmosphere.

Didn't like it.

What's this? 10 eddies for— oh,

drinks. And there are these weird little

metal gas canisters all over the ground

that I think it's laughing gas.

I feel kind of nervous because I can hear

the cleaner woman outside the room and I'm

half naked. Let me check the peephole.

No, it's fine. It's just the sound of her

opening the door in the next room. I'm

just worried that she might come in.

Uncommon components.

What's that knife sign?

What was the longest amount of time you

stayed in your apartment without— in

Manchester without going outside?

Probably just a few days because I had to

go outside to get food occasionally.

I think just being in England makes me

kind of miserable. When I'm in another

country, even though I'm in a tiny

apartment, And it's costing me money. I

feel way better mentally.

It's just more interesting. It's more

stimulating. I find everything in England

just be kind of boring.

What's he doing?

Just buy guns from vending machines.

What's he doing? Mind your damn business,

yeah? Wow, so rude. Can I sneak

in? What are these little storage

containers with a chair and table on it?

This is why it took me 8 hours to finish

the prologue, because I would just

randomly stare at objects like this. Oh

look, rubbish.

I've been in New York my whole life and

can't afford to leave. I wonder what I

would do if I was in a situation where— so

I guess most people can't just leave and

move to another country easily, but I can

because I never have the worry of

going homeless because I've always had my

mum's house, my parents' house.

I guess you could try to just sell

everything and then save up some money to

get a ticket Ticket. Oh wow, they're

exercising.

I want to see her exercise.

Oh, I got a subscriber! Thanks,

Dark Owl Rise.

I got 12 subs now. Very generous.

I'll show you sexy women exercising.

Yeah, bend over.

Nice.

I think most people, even if they could

save up a bit of money, they would have to

use it for rent, so they'd never be able

to save up a enough money to buy the

ticket and just leave.

Look at him. That reminds me, I should go

to the gym because my muscles have healed

up. I went to the gym last week and

I kind of overdid it. My arms were aching

for nearly a week, but they're fine. I

might go to the gym tomorrow. Today I'm

busy, busy with Cyberpunk. My apartment

building has a gym and a sauna. Can you

believe it? People really live a luxurious

life in Thailand. Oh, what's he selling?

Oh, oh, what's he got?

Oh, can I get— I still can't afford a

baseball bat. A baseball bat is 11,000

yen. Eurodollars, and I've only got 2,000.

Your legs are skinnier than the Thai

girlfriend. Yeah, she said that too. She

said her arms are thicker than mine.

Maybe at the wrist area, her wrists are

bigger, but she can't even do one push-up.

I can do like 35 push-ups, and she

couldn't even lift the 5 kg dumbbell. She

couldn't even do one one rep. I can do

like 30 with the 5G.

With the 10G— 10kg, I can do about 10

reps.

Okay, let me see what they have for sale.

I really hate that pistol. It was like a

burst shot of plasma. It just really felt

horrible. I think it's like a tech pistol

that I don't like those. How can I set it?

How 200 I can set it for? Yeah, I'll get

rid of that. It was rubbish. Does he have

any good stuff? Increase weapon attack

speed, critical damage by 10%. That's

pretty good. It's 900. Oh wow! You get

a hammer.

I think I can afford this. Oh no, I don't

want electric baton. I want like a really

chunky— I get this steel pipe maybe.

Oh look, a chainsword!

What does a chainsword do? Oh, look at

this axe! A razor.

Oh, that's pretty cool actually. I could

afford that. Oh, I need body perk number

level 10. Am I gonna spend Christmas

and New Year in Asia? I extended my visa

by 30 days, so I can stay here until

middle, beginning of January, so I'm gonna

stay. Another Christmas away. Last

Christmas I was in Manchester dressed up

as a girl sitting on the floor getting

drunk. Drinking whiskey my sister sent me

and eating that turkey, remember? That

feels like it was such a long time ago

now. Essex Girl was messaging me as well

Yeah, it'd be silly to leave whilst I have

the visa. Maybe I'll go to Japan for a few

months, think about getting the Thai Elite

visa, because I do like the Thai

girlfriend. She's pretty nice.

I think the craziness with the husband is

over. I don't see it happening again.

Well, I could get a monkey wrench. I need

level 9. There's so many cool weapons.

I need 1.11 attack

per second.

Am I losing my mind being surrounded by

cute girls 24/7? I guess so.

I mean, I still have this thing that I had

with Chihiro where we'd go out and I'd see

all these other cute girls all around us

and I'd be thinking, oh, I wish I could be

banging them. But let's face reality, I'm

not gonna be able to get a girlfriend like

those cute girls, am I? Maybe I

am able to get a girlfriend like that, I

just don't know it. I don't want

to start thinking about that because it's

just depressing. Because it's either,

yep, I am too much of a loser to be able

to get a hot girlfriend like those ones,

or it's actually

a possibility where if I just stop being

so negative, maybe I could. And then I

start thinking, oh my God, I've been

missing out my whole life. Or maybe these

cute girlfriends are actually kind of

annoying. Like Mila was, and they're not

worth it. Maybe it's like a grass is

always greener thing,

but you just start mentally torturing

yourself when you think about stuff like

that. Maybe just learn to be happy with

what you have, and then you'll have a

happier life. Maybe that's a better way of

Crafting spec. What does that mean? You

mean I could craft these weapons? Oh, a

crowbar. Maybe I can craft something.

Actually, I want to sell— maybe

I should dismantle it instead of selling

it.

None of this is worth anything good. I've

got this hacking mod.

It snaps an enemy out of the combat state.

I don't know when or how that would be

useful.

What's this?

All your weapons are non-lethal.

Maybe that'll be useful later, but I've

got 2, so I'll sell one. What's this?

Increase max health by 20%. Oh, limited

duration. I get rid of this gun and I

wish I just kill him and take all his

stuff and steal his money.

Well, this is why this game's so

distracting. All the sexy bodies.

Stop distracting me, I'm trying to focus

on the game. Okay, so what can I craft?

I look cool. Look at my red bodysuit and

my cool body armor. I look good. I need

some gloves, I think.

It's gonna take Daniel over 100 hours to

beat this game at this rate. I don't want

to rush through it. I want to enjoy it and

appreciate the effort they've put into

making the game.

It's still kind of laggy when I switch

inventory things. Oh,

you need a perk, Grease Monkey, to make

and I don't have this legendary item

component.

I want to make a nice handgun

that just shoots a bullet, hasn't— has a

nice feel to it.

I don't like those burst shotguns either.

What was this one? That's an epic item. I

could make this if I had more components.

Um,

wait, what guns do I have?

I've got a power pistol, a tech pistol.

What is a power pistol?

Isn't this the gun I got in the last

How do I get paid on Twitch? It's mostly

ads and then a few subs here and there.

I don't really get any bits.

Usually it's mostly ads. Yeah,

I've been paid. I think I made a total of

about $2,500 on Twitch.

I never stick to it. I always give up

after a few months and go back to YouTube.

I wish I could stick to it. Oh, it's got a

silencer.

Oh, and a mod. I wish I could put a scope

on the pistol as well. That'd be cool.

I think I'll use this and then upgrade it.

If cute girls start messaging again,

would you leave Taiga? No, because I've

experienced— I've been burned by that

before. I know that cute viewer girls are

just wasting my time most of the time.

Oh, I need rare upgrade components.

Usually they're in America, and if they

say that she's an American girl, I just

lose interest straight away because I'm

never going to America. It's the last

place on earth I'd want to go to.

And they always have no money. They always

have some job so they can't actually

travel anywhere. I don't want to get

involved with that kind of

stuff anymore. They're either a troll or

they're just too inaccessible or they live

in America. If they're actually willing to

come and travel here and travel to see

me and they've got money or they work

online Then it might be a different story.

Where do I get these rare? I need to

dismantle stuff in my backpack.

Dismantle the assault rifle.

Do I get any rare stuff? Oh, it says on

here zero. Oh,

it tells you what you get before you

dismantle it. So I get one rare thing if I

dismantle this health booster. I'll

dismantle that then.

And oh,

oh, I get it. So if you dismantle blue

items, you get the blue, the rare

components. Okay, makes sense.

Dismantle this maybe.

Iconic item. Yeah, get rid of it.

And I don't have any more blue stuff.

I need one more. No, I need 2 more rare

component things. I don't have any.

Oh.

Oh, if I dismantle this thing— it's

a pretty nice item though. I get a lot of

components if I dismantle it. No,

I don't want it. Um, I need

one more.

How do I get by? Who? Oh, you're asking

the other guy. I thought you're asking me.

Never mind.

Um, I want to upgrade. Oh, I need one

more, and then you can upgrade it just by

10 extra DPS.

Ricochet bullets sound like the worst idea

ever. What if it hits you?

How is that even scientifically possible

to have a bullet ricochet? Because surely

it would impact the surface and then just

explode and shatter.

I've never been interested in ricochets.

Bullets. I saw this movie last night with

Angelina Jolie in it where they, they,

they kind of wave the gun before shooting

it and that makes the bullet shoot out

at a curvature. It was so dumb. It had

that James McAvoy guy in it as well. And

then they would do these really insane

action moves where they would whip the gun

and then the bullet it would kind of do

like a curve and curve around stuff. It

was so funny. I was just laughing the

whole way about how dumb it was.

Um, doesn't he have any components I can

I want something new.

Wait, uh, 6,000. I can't afford it anyway.

Uh, let's just go. I need to do some stuff

to get some money. Not anymore. The movie,

it was called— I don't think it was called

Salt. Ways of fixing that. Exactly.

Karenzakop should do the trick. Rather

dish out my eddies for something. Yeah, I

think it's called Wanted. I started taking

it easy and it had Morgan Freeman in it as

well.

Ricochet happens in real life.

Yeah, I guess so, at certain angles.

Cockroaches. There were cockroaches in my

hotel yesterday. They weren't very big.

There were these very small ones,

but it was gross because they started

coming out at night. I trapped one under a

glass, and they're so quick, even trying

to trap it in a glass was difficult.

And then these tiny ones were coming out.

I managed to hit them with a bottle quite

easily. I had these gross feelers.

What are they doing?

Where am I going? Okay, let's just

go. Oh, what's this guy doing?

Just trouble, usual stuff.

Get a plastic hammer. I had a plastic

bottle and it works quite well because

it's light and they don't really see it

coming. And yeah,

it doesn't make too much of a mess. I

don't want to squish it and have blood

everywhere. Sure, let me see what you got.

And then I started Googling about coke

roaches. I nearly said coke roaches.

Cockroaches. And it says they can survive

without food for months, and they

can survive without water for like 30

days. And they can survive without oxygen

for nearly an hour. This is insane.

Oh, this guy's selling a

machine gun, katana. What's that?

Incendiary grenade. I might buy some of

those.

And these are just bullets.

No, I don't want anything.

Wilson. What's that?

Sniper rifle ammo. Is that stealing it?

Can I just take it? Okay.

What does this guy sell? No, I don't want

anything. And let's just go. Should I put

sprint on toggle or hold? It's kind of

annoying holding it.

And where do we go? Read the message from

mega building H10. Why?

Where do I go? Takamura is— where

is he? A cockroach.

Cockroach.

Put one in the toilet and it drowned in 5

minutes. I think it means if you trap it

in like a container without air.

Actually, I don't know what it means.

Maybe it didn't hold its breath when you

drowned it. Maybe it means it can hold its

breath for 40 minutes.

Okay,

let's just get a move on because I keep

staring at the environment.

Oh, look at this person. It's a monk,

Buddhist monk. Oh, this is where

we had food with Jackie.

Wow, the city is so messy.

Oh, he's 100 meters away over here.

Regina Jones selling

a car.

Track job. I could go and track the job

and go to it. I don't want to go to it

now. Buy vehicle for $13,000. I don't have

$13,000.

And now I've lost the tracker for the

Japanese guy. Where is he?

Is that

a kid? Oh, there's children in this game.

Why does he look like a man? He's got like

a man's face. Oh no, he's a kid. Kid's

face. I thought it was a grown man.

There's one weird-looking kid. It's so

weird to see kids in games.

What? It feels wrong because games

are all sexual and murderous.

She looks weird.

Now I've lost where Takamura is.

When I was at school, kids used to call me

Gaylord because my last name is Lord, or

they call me Lordy, which wasn't really

bullying, it's more like an endearing

nickname. They'd go Lordy like that.

And then if they were trying to be mean,

they'll call me Gaylord.

Oh look, they blur out the sex. Oh, is

that a demon fucking a nun?

Can you see that in good quality if you

turn off the censorship for nudity? That

Satan Screwing a nun doggy style and she's

enjoying it. That's pretty hot.

Weird.

This fat guy. Where do I

go? How do

I track stuff? Maybe it's on my phone.

I can call people.

Well, this car's

Okay, so I'm completely lost because I

lost my tracker thing. Maybe here.

Maybe it's on map

filter. Oh,

meet with Takamura.

Pay off your debt to Victor, $21,000.

What if I don't pay off my debt? Wait,

there's 2 checkpoints for Takemura.

There's one here. Talk to the cops.

How do I track waypoint?

That's pretty cool, it's like Google Maps.

Can I jump on the car? And it'll take me.

Oh, I just got run over.

The hell? Oh,

hey there.

Hello to you too. Oh,

Max Doc. Wow, you can smash

these bottles.

Oh, there he is at

the diner. Sit. Shut up, you sit.

You do not look so bad then

in the The car. I doubted you would

Why did you help me? Why'd you help me

anyway? I needed you to leave. That hasn't

This about the biochip? That why I'm here?

God, this game looks so nice. I hear it's

damaged beyond repair. Any attempt to

extract it will be disastrous, fatal for

you. Vic likes to talk, I guess. Not many

could do what he did. You should be

thankful.

What's it you actually want from me?

To begin, you must tell me where to find

Evelyn Parker. Evelyn, what's she to you?

She and Yorinobu Arasaka had intimate

relations. She knows how to get to him.

Been thinking I ought to have a word.

Didn't we snitch on Evelyn? Does she know

we snitched on her to that black guy? I

would not count on that. She's like— How

was PewDiePie Trash Taste? Oh yeah, I

started watching it, but I had to edit my

video and upload it and then stream. So

I'll watch it later.

Why you figure she skipped town? I tried

to— Everyone's been waiting for PewDiePie

to come trash taste forever. I suspect she

covered her tracks. You said Parker could

help you remove the relic. Does she work

for a corporation?

Parker could help you remove the relic.

Uh, I don't know. Got no clue.

Evelyn was knowledgeable about the relic.

Had a large chunk of classified info. An