hello

It's getting annoying. Stupid internet

won't work.

Make a coffee. I can't

hear my washing being washed.

It says

13 minutes left.

Hmm,

I think

I fixed the internet. The apartment looks

nice. No, it's not a hotel, it's like a

hotel slash apartment.

The best thing about it is it's

self-check-in, self-checkout,

and just enter a code and then you come

in. And then when you leave,

you just put the key in the box and leave.

That's how every hotel should be. Why do

you need stupid check-in staff?

And go up to a counter. Oh, hello, I would

like to check in. Here is my passport and

my documents.

Just let me pay online. Give me the damn

special secret code. I don't want to see

you. I just want to go to my room, not

have to check in. That's what

annoys me about hotels.

We gotta check out—

oh, thanks, Gerbert. You look sexy

too.

Face with hugs.

Mhm. Thanks, Joe, but I think

I fixed the internet. I'm a genius.

The hotel in Kyoto scared me a bit because

I went— I told my girlfriend, stay here,

I'll go and check in. And I go and check

in speaking Japanese, and stupid staff,

reception staff, spoke back in English.

And she was like, oh, Mr., Mr. Daniel

Lord. I hate it when I speak Japanese to

Japanese people and they reply to me in

English. Pisses me off.

It's like that. It's like they're saying,

oh, your Japanese isn't good enough, so

I'm gonna make it easy for you and speak

But I could easily say, oh, they

mispronounced my name, if they— if my

girlfriend heard them say my name, Lord.

I don't think she heard.

The Kyoto hotel was pretty nice.

Had, um,

there's nothing

really special about it, but it was just

nice. Where's my— I'll show you how to

make the special coffee.

Now I don't think my Japanese is bad, but

it probably has an accent and they

probably think, oh, I'll help him out by

speaking English.

Don't need your help.

Just don't say my name out loud, idiot.

Look.

And let me get your kettle. The camera's

in the way, I can't get the

kettle.

Can you

And then you pour it into the pouch.

Now you've got to be careful not to add

too much water. My girlfriend kept doing—

she would add so much water the whole cup

filled up. Oh look, they gave me salt and

pepper.

You gotta let the coffee drip.

There's a delay when you add the water,

takes a few seconds.

And that is how you make a perfect coffee.

Where is he? I'm in Blood Bucket's house.

Perfect with

Aero chocolates.

Oh, thanks, HK123. Yeah, it's nice to

be back. It was kind of Annoying having to

stop the streams because my girlfriend

came. I've got to get back into

the streamer mentality now.

Holiday's over, back to work.

Holiday with girlfriend is over, now we

must resume the YouTubes.

I messaged that Japanese guy I met back in

2017 who's got cancer. I'm not sure if

he's going to reply. I'm not sure why I

just felt like messaging him.

I feel kind of relieved I don't have to

meet Venus Angelic. I've been checking

her Instagram. She seems completely nuts

recently. She was saying she's gonna kill

herself, and then next day she was

like, oh sorry, I was acting crazy, but I

had a chat, now I'm okay. And then next

week she'll be like, oh, I'm gonna kill

myself again. I didn't realize she's so

nuts.

Yeah, I don't think I want to get involved

with that.

Why is she so crazy? I don't get it.

Okay, she's got like a mean mum, so what?

What is wrong with her? Why is she all

depressed and stuff? Imagine living in

Japan, being rich, and still being

depressed. What the hell? That's like

the 2 things I wish I had, living in Japan

and money.

I was actually genuinely worried me and

Venus might have sex and then she'd fall

in love with me and then she might stab me

or something. She, she actually scares me.

The irony is she kept saying that she's

scared of me and I'm the psycho. Huh,

look who's talking. I'm like the most

normal, sane person compared to her.

Ah, nice coffee.

Coffee and chocolate.

Why did she say she is scared of you?

Well, she's always saying that. She was

saying I remind her of that Jeffrey Dahmer

guy that was on Netflix, and she keeps

saying I'm like a psycho and I would kill

people or something. That's why she was

interested in me. Mate. I don't know why

people think I'm like a psycho serial

killer. I'm like the most mundane, tame,

bland, boring person in the world. I just

like a lot of sex.

Why would I kill someone? Killing people

is like the dumbest thing ever. You end up

going to jail. No one's life is worth

taking. By sacrificing your own life

in jail. But who would you want to kill so

badly that you're willing to go to jail?

And you think you can get away with it?

There's no way you'd get away with killing

people if you didn't go to jail.

Well, still, I wouldn't want to kill

anyone because I'd be traumatized by it.

I'd get nightmares of the action, and then

I'd feel guilt, and then I'd constantly be

paranoid that I'm gonna get caught. It's

just so dumb to kill someone.

It makes no logical sense.

Do I feel tempted by acts of violence?

No, not at all.

Sometimes I get angry about past things,

like that guy in Rotterdam attacking me,

and I, and I like to think, oh, I wish I

punched him in the nuts, but that would

have just made it so much worse because

the guy would have gotten more mad and Do

you think— what would happen if I punched

him? Do you think he'd be like, oh, I'm so

sorry, I didn't think you were going to

punch me. Have a good day, sir. He would

just rage even more if I punched him, and

then he'd punch me back. I was lucky to

get out of that conflict without even

being punched. The most he did was he

grabbed me like that and then he pushed me

down. I wasn't punched or kicked. If I

punched him, he would have punched me

So I mean, I know it's cool to have

these fantasies of being a superhero and

thinking, oh yeah, if I could go back in

time, I would have uppercutted his

ballsack and knocked him down with my judo

kick and then made love to Mila.

That's just not what would have happened.

I just don't really see— I mean, I guess I

could have punched that man who told me to

knock it dead. But then it would have been

on camera, then he would have gone to the

police, and I get kicked out of Japan.

So I don't— I'm not a believer in

violence.

I'm a believer of running away and being a

coward to live another day.

I just, I don't like it when people assume

or accuse me of becoming a killer. Why

would you think that?

I've got no hate towards anyone apart from

like stupid old people and stupid kids and

stupid teenagers and annoying women who

block me and stupid

I had this dream as well where I met her

boyfriend at Sushi Vlogs, and then he was

like really scared, and I was talking to

him and I was saying, don't worry, I'm not

gonna do anything. I just want to have a

chat with you, okay? Make sure you're

treating my ex-wife good. And then he was

like, okay, Daniel. And then I asked him,

how much money do you make? And he was

like, 3 million yen a month. And I was

like, wow, that's cool. I don't know what

that dream was about.

I had some crazy dreams last night.

But I always find it funny when people

think I'm like this psychotic crazy guy.

Very weird.

Okay, so I need to plan. How do I juggle

having 2 girlfriends at the same time?

I'm gonna say to my girlfriend that I'm

living in a dorm so I can't find at night.

So if you want to phone, phone before 8 PM

or whilst I'm out,

because I'm probably going to be making

sweet love to Korean women in the

evening. I'm not sure if Korean women

would want to have sex during the day

because I'm going to arrive probably

afternoon tomorrow and she's not—

I don't think she's going to be working

because it's the weekend. So maybe we

could make love.

And then I need a way— if I don't like

living there and I want to go back to

Thailand or live alone, how am I going to

leave? I could just be honest and say, I

want some alone time. I'm going to stay in

a hotel for a couple of weeks. And like,

I think she would appreciate me just being

honest. Instead of just forcing myself to

live there. Because I don't know about

Korean women, they can be pretty annoying.

I don't know if she's OCD with

cleanliness. Her apartment was pretty tidy

and she was saying, oh no, I haven't

tidied my apartment. I go in there and

it's already spotless. She barely has

anything. She's got like one tatami

room with with the futon, a second living

room, and a kitchen. And there was— in the

bedroom there was nothing, just a futon on

the floor. And then in the living room she

had a sofa completely bare, nothing on it,

and a table with a computer and a TV.

There's like no clutter or anything. So I

don't know if she's like really OCD clean

and she's going to nag me all the time.

And I don't know if she's going to give me

like a little corner to put my computer

Plus, I drop a lot of hair when I have a

shower, so I need to be careful not to

leave a lot of hair. I hope she's going to

let me have a bath every night. It's going

to be interesting moving in with her.

Such a bad idea to move in. Yeah, I do

feel that in the back of my mind, but come

on, it's free. Plus loads of sex. Plus

it'd be interesting to have another

girlfriend. And if I don't like it, I just

go back to Thailand.

Wait, I need to poop. The coffee is

working its magic.

Uh, I think my laundry finished. Hold on.

Okay, finished. Thanks for waiting.

Laundry is clean. Then I'll wash

this one tonight, I think, because it's

got a noodle stain on it now.

And that is why I don't like slurping my

noodles. Actually, one time I got

really angry because I was eating

spaghetti and I slurped it and I splashed

the bolognese sauce on my nice white

shirt. And then I vowed to never again eat

spaghetti. I was so angry.

Hate splashing.

Where's he at now? I'm in Rutter. I mean,

I mean, just reading that comment. I mean,

I'm in Osaka.

Where's that guy who's gonna dox me? He's

gonna be like, oh, I found Daniel's hotel,

I'm gonna dox him.

I don't know if I chose a great place for

me and my girlfriend to stay because it's

a place where a lot of tourists come to go

to the aquarium. So every time we left to

go to the station, it's like loads of

white people and making me scared. So I

put the mask on to cover my face.

Luckily, no one recognized me.

I think it was a good choice because USJ

and the aquarium is nearby, which I knew

she wanted to go to. And it's easy to get

into Osaka and it's really, it's really

cheap for what you get compared to closer

in the center. And it's got good

connections to Osaka Station and

it's quiet

outside. Yeah. Tenpozan.

大阪港. Osaka港 is the

station. She kept saying that whenever

the train announcement said Osaka港, she

would repeat it and laugh. I don't know

why. What was so funny about Osaka港?

It's nice and quiet outside because it's

not really a busy area apart from when

tourists come for the aquarium. Other than

that, there's like no reason to come here.

So in the evening it's very empty.

Imagine living on this, on this little

island. It's like a little island.

I don't know if it's man-made. It's a lot

of little man-made islands around Osaka.

Like Kansai Airport is a man-made island,

isn't it? It's just like a big floating

concrete platform. Well, it's not

floating, it's connected to the seabed,

but I think it's completely man-made.

They just shoveled loads of gravel and

then poured concrete. I heard it's sinking

like half an inch every year or something

like that,

but it's like a port harbor area with

shipping lanes, and the

only thing of interest on it is the

And you go to USJ by riding that ferry.

If you get the train, the train goes all

the way up to Osaka, then loops around,

then comes back down instead of just going

across, cuz there's no connecting train.

But you have to get the ferry. And then we

got the ferry to USJ and it was really

weird. There's all these white people.

Well, not white. It was like one white

guy, two Asian-looking girls, and a black

And I don't know if they knew each other,

but they all started talking to each other

like they knew each other. But they— it

was like they weren't planning to meet

there, but they all just coincidentally

met there. At that time. I don't know,

maybe they work at USJ as performers or

something. So they sounded very energetic

and charismatic with American accents and

stuff. It was weird.

There's that guy in USJ in the Harry

Potter part. He stands next to the

Hogwarts Express train. And it's this

white, white middle-aged looking man with

a beard. And all he does is he shouts

Hogwarts Express like that when people

take photos. And I just thought his whole

job is to stand there all day yelling

Hogwarts Express.

That is so weird. The people working in

USJ.

You know the Jaws boat ride in USJ when

they do that little performance on the

boat and there's like, oh, the shark is

attacking us and then they're shooting at

the shark. Imagine they have to do that

performance how many times a day? It took

about 20 minutes, so they probably do it 4

times an hour, 8 hours a day.

It's like 50 times. They've got to do that

same performance 50 times a day. You'd get

so fed up doing that. How do they do it?

To have the same energy and the same

charisma over and over again doing the

exact same 20-minute skit would drive me

crazy. Tempo-san's world of performance

live. Ah. So they are

performers. They did sound like

performers. Yeah, they sounded

very theatrical the way they spoke, like

very energetic and bubbly. I think you

can hear them. Oh no, I haven't posted the

video yet. I think you can hear them a bit

because we were on the same ferry and they

were kind of loud. It just seemed very

random, like me and my girlfriend waiting

at the ferry docking point and there was

no one there. And then what I thought was

a Japanese girl shows up, sits down, and

then another girl shows up and then they

like fist bump each other and they do like

the American fist bump greeting. And then

they start speaking fluent American

English. I was like, oh, I thought she was

Japanese. And then this white guy comes

and then he was like, oh, funny to see you

guys here. Like this very kind of Yogi

Bear cartoon character voice.

And then this black guy came and then he

started— they all started talking to each

other. So they obviously

knew each other, but it didn't seem like

it was a planned meeting. I was so

confused. What the hell's going on? So all

this American English happening around me

and they didn't come as a group. They came

one by one and then

they all They were all on bicycles and

they all cycled off in the same direction.

Yeah, maybe they work at USJ.

And the people in Kyoto,

like the staff in Kyoto, spoke really good

English. Even in Burger King, she spoke

fluent American English. It's very

weird.

I wonder how you get a job there.

I guess you need I guess the personality

is important. You need like that bubbly

stage presence like me.

I wonder how much that, that, um, Harry

Potter guy makes, the one who stands next

I could not work there. Imagine having to

fake being happy and nice all day long.

Audition works at Disneyland Paris.

Yeah, I guess if you have experience

working in one of those places, you could

easily get a job in another place like

Disneyland Tokyo, USJ Florida,

USJ Japan have pretty good

job security.

Imagine me working there. I'd be like,

hello, welcome back to USJ.

Have a great time.

Ran out of things to talk about.

Don't know if I'm gonna do the timer

thing. So timer, we left it off. I think

it was 178 hours left.

But I don't know if I can do it. I mean,

I can do it, but then I have to pause it

because I'm not going to do the street—

the stream— the sleep stream. I can't

really do sleep stream now.

Do you have friends? Not really. No one

messages me. I messaged

the Japanese guy. He read my

He replied. He said, oh, hi, Daniel. Long

time no see, bro. I'm not good at all.

Do you remember him? Do you remember back

in 2016 when I was seeing the single

mother girlfriend? I met this— I actually

met him back in 20— Like

2013, I think.

But we kept in touch. And then I met him a

couple of times whilst I was seeing the

single mother girlfriend. He was in a

video. He has cancer.

What should I say? He said he's not good.

He probably doesn't know that I know he

has cancer, but I've been reading his his

feed posts because

I haven't talked to him since 2016.

I'm pretty sure he didn't have cancer

then. Maybe I should say something

about it. Like, I saw— I, I,

I, I saw you have cancer.

I don't know if he remembers that I do

YouTube because I was, I was vlogging.

I'm not sure if he knows what my channel

is. Remember he was trying to do nampa and

I was laughing? I saw you have

cancer.

When did that start?

Wow, it's been 6 years since I talked to

How's the cancer? I don't know how to be

sensitive to people who are dying. What do

I say? My uncle also has stage

4 cancer now.

Apparently he has less than a year to

live. My sister said she's thinking of

going to Malaysia to visit him.

I don't think I ever talked to him. I

mean, I saw him last year when we went to

Malaysia and we didn't even say a word to

each other. I think he thinks I'm weird.

I heard that he was making fun of me to my

mum. And then my mum got mad and stormed

off and she was like, well, look at your

son, blah, blah, blah, blah.

I think recently my great— I think my

grandmother's sisters died and they were

like 100 years old. I didn't even know

they were still alive. My grandmother

died when she was 77, I think.

So she could still be alive now if she

didn't have died. I can't believe her

sisters were still alive. They were my

dad's aunties.

So my great aunties.

And my dad also had an uncle who was my

grandmother's brother. He was called Fred.

If you go to Sun Valley, you see my house.

He built that brick wall. He helped my

dad build that brick wall. He died a

couple of years ago, I think. So I

think my grandmother's family

all dead now and

my grandfather's family's all dead. He had

one brother who moved to America. He died.

And that grandfather's brother's

son married a Japanese woman. So I've got

Japanese relatives in America. Isn't that

funny?

I think she works for the military.

What was her name? It's like Chiyoko Lord.

The funny thing is their names all end in

Lord. I don't know why that's funny. It's

just funny to me. And she works for some

company that does video

imaging for drones. You know, those

cameras like Call of Duty camera where

you see the bombs drop and you like direct

the missile. She, she works for some

company that develops those cameras.

He said, how about 2 years ago? How did

you find it? Doesn't he know I can— I

mean, he writes these posts on this app.

Of course I'm going to see it. I saw

your posts on your

Can it be cured?

I don't know what to say. It's kind of

awkward when you're talking to someone

who's gonna die. I mean, I don't want to

bring the mood down, but then I don't want

to just ignore it.

How sick is he? Can he like go out and

drink and stuff?

I thought it'd be cool to hang out again.

Isn't stage 4 like the worst cancer?

Maybe.

Yeah, I think he knows I got married

because we nearly met up when I was

married. He was going to come to Osaka,

but then I don't know, he had some family

problem and then he didn't come.

2 years ago. I mean, he's got like 1 year

to live then if it's stage 4. Stage 5

My only friend.

Dead. I wonder who else died I didn't

know. Like, what if James died? Or what if

Hong Kong guy died? How do we even

know? We wouldn't know. Chihiro could die,

we wouldn't even know. Like, how would we

know if Chihiro died? Who's going to tell

us? Her family? Yeah, as if.

I don't think anyone here is in contact

with her. And even if they are, if Chihiro

died, then how would they know that she

died? They would just think, oh, she

stopped messaging me back.

I wonder if any of my exes died. There

should be like a database where we can

find out if someone died or not.

Okay, what do I need to do next? Uh,

just relax, I guess, for today. Finish

laundry, gotta cook beef food, then bath,

and then Yeah, I got

checkout tomorrow.

When are you going to a bar? Not sure.

I need to find out what happens with this

Korean woman first. Maybe she'll be okay

with me staying out late because we could

do the bar and then go back to her place

while still living there. So I don't want

her to think— because if we start to

be girlfriend and boyfriend, she's going

to expect me to be back for dinner and

not going to bars. So I need to find out

what our relationship status is. So far we

just slept together one night,

but I don't think we're officially

girlfriend and boyfriend. I'm not

sure what her thoughts are.

I'm gonna tell her I want a serious

relationship. I would like you to be my

What do you think?

Okay, that's what I'll say.

I should also ask, when was your last

relationship? And then try and

see if she's telling the truth or not.

Oh.

It's very

hard right now to, um,

decide which would be the most

cost-effective plan of action.

So basically we have 3 options. One, back

to Thailand. Nice apartment, cheap rent.

Cons, Thailand is boring and

too hot. Option 2,

Live with Korean girlfriend. Don't know

if it'd actually work between us, but

let's say that it could. Then I get to

live in Japan for free for up to 6

but then I lose Thai girlfriend.

Option 3, I ditch Korean girlfriend.

And we live alone in some dormitory or

crappy hotel just

for a few weeks and then back to Thailand,

because we're going to have to go back to

Thailand anyway, either next month or

after 5 months. So I've been here a month

now, I think.

I don't know if I can still go to

immigration and get my thing extended

like I used to be able to. Maybe they've

changed it after COVID. Trying to

think what the best course of action is,

cuz we're going to have to go back to

Thailand. But then even if I do, I'm only

there for 2 months and then back

to Japan again. I mean, I could do that

because I can only stay in Thailand for 2

months. They'll give me a 30-day stamp and

then I can extend it by 30 days again.

They used to give you a 45-day stamp.

Oh, he said it's cured. I need to go to

hospital every 3 weeks to keep taking

anti-cancer drop medicine.

It's cured. Is it really though? I mean,

TotalBiscuit thought his cancer was cured

and then it metastasized back into his

liver. Oh, thanks,

Lee Chang. I'm pretty good. How about you?

Oh, my Japanese friend said his cancer is

cured. That's great. Smiley face.

That's great to hear.

How do you do? Where are

you living now? Still Saitama?

Wow, I'm such a good friend.

I want to see if he wants to meet up

because he— I found— I find him pretty fun

to hang out with. I don't know why.

Usually I'm very bored of guys and

not interested in guys.

I heard George Trombly is going to Japan

too. I don't know if he would want to

meet again. Last time we met was 2020 in

Korea.

Which now I think back was a bit

embarrassing because I remember I was just

going on and on about Chihiro and the

divorce to him, which for him must have

been pretty boring. I remember Chihiro

was like sending divorce documents to me

whilst I was with George.

George is a fun guy. I like George.

Remember I went to his Airbnb and we were

going to do a prank livestream where I

would go live but it would be him on

the stream and then I'd be like in the

closet going, guys, help me!

But for some reason we couldn't figure out

how to get the internet to work, so we

decided not to it. That would have been

hilarious. Imagine I did go live and then

you see George sitting here instead of me,

and then you can hear me going, guys,

help! I would have been such a troll.

And then he said he was gonna act out

this, this role and pretend he's kidnapped

me. Who is Brody?

I had some funny ideas back then, but then

people kept accusing me of being a troll

and faking everything.

Thing. It's called trying to be

entertaining. People still give me shit

about the whole faking being homeless

It's called trying to make funny content.

Stop going on about trolling and faking

and this and that. YouTube is performance

art, don't you get it?

When I'm trying to make fun stuff, people

start accusing me of faking this, faking

that. Oh my God.

Hmm,

don't stay now.

My face in the thumbnail

looks so stupid.

Are you really gonna do the sleep stream?

Uh, yeah, I think so. Otherwise I'll end

up wanking. I don't really want to jerk

off tonight. If I jerk off too much, I'll

have no sex drive tomorrow. Or I'd have

less sex drive. I really want high sex

drive for tomorrow.

Is your mom still blocked? Yep.

She hasn't complained about it. Last time

my sister said to me, Mum's upset because

you blocked her. This time she didn't say

I don't really see a reason to unblock

her. It's not like we ever have good,

nice conversations. So can you imagine my

mum messaging me saying, oh, hey, Daniel,

How's everything? You having a nice time

in Japan? No, she'll be like,

oh, it's so cold and miserable in England.

Oh, the house is falling apart.

Your Uncle Jimbo died. It's just like

depressing misery every time she messages

me. Or it's telling me off because I—

she's like, oh, leave Chihiro alone.

Leave me alone.

I don't know why. What is so hard about

living in a house? Why is she always

complaining? She's always like,

oh, this is broken, and oh, the balcony

ceiling is wet and damp, oh,

the paint is peeling, oh, this is broken,

oh, if your dad was here he could fix it.

Just pay someone to fix it then. What's

the problem? It's a house,

stuff breaks. Deal with it.

Oh no, my big house, my massive garden,

so hard to live in.

What are you moaning about? What, you want

a house that never breaks?

Then you got to buy a new house, don't

Oh no, my grass keeps growing long. Yeah,

that's what grass does.

Buy sheep to graze it.

It's just it from— if you listen to her

from her side of the story, it just sounds

like, oh my God, the house is going to

collapse, you got to get out of there.

There's nothing wrong with the house.

Okay, some things look kind of old. Some

of the paint's peeling, like some of the

wooden fittings look a bit moldy.

And so? Who cares?

Get it fixed then if it bothers you so

much. I couldn't care less. Yeah, the

paint's peeling where the balcony is

because there's like a bit of a leak. So?

I think it's like Southeast Asian

mentality. They need a man to fix

If I lived in the house alone, it probably

would just fall apart because I wouldn't

care as long as it's not actually

collapsing, I wouldn't really care about,

oh, a little crack here, a bit of flaking

paint here. I couldn't care less.

Honestly,

I don't know how you care so much about

like tiny little things.

The garden. I wouldn't mind doing

gardening because I think it would be a

good workout. And I did do some gardening.

Went around with the hedge trimmer. You

know, the big scissors. It really did my

forearms a lot of pain because all the

muscle— you use a lot of muscles in your

forearms when you're hedge trimming. And

my arms were shaking after that because

they were so weak. I used so much of the

power. Well, I used so much of the little

power I had available,

but I wouldn't mind doing it because it

would probably give me a good workout.

Just going around trimming everything.

But then she shouted at me and I thought,

okay, I'm not going to do it then. You

moan when I don't do it, and then even

when I do do it, you still moan. She'll

say, oh, you don't help around the house.

And I say, I do. I vacuum the kitchen and

living room. Nearly every day. What are

you talking about? And then she'll say,

oh, you only clean the kitchen and living

room? Oh, you only vacuum the kitchen?

Yeah. So vacuum my room and the landing

sometimes. And then, oh, you only vacuum

your room and the landing sometimes? Yes.

What is your problem? If she

says you don't do something and then you

say, actually, I did do it, she was like,

oh, you only did that. What do you

want me to do then? I'm not

gonna vacuum the whole house. I only

vacuum the parts I use. Why should I

vacuum the whole house when I don't even

use the whole house? Make sure the kitchen

is clean because, you know, I make food

and it's gonna make a mess, so I clean it

after I finish. I'm not gonna clean my

sister's room.

So frustrating. You don't—

if you don't, then you're damned, and you

do, you're still damned.

I do help out. I tidy the kitchen.

Everything's always a mess every time I go

down to the kitchen because guess what?

Someone else doesn't tidy it. So I gotta

tidy and organize all the jars and the

boxes so it's like tidy instead of

all scattered everywhere. I wipe the

surfaces, I hoover the floor, and I wipe

off the stains on the floor.

I wash any dishes or cutlery I use, put it

back. You should see the kitchen after I'm

done using it compared to before. It

always looks way better.

That's why I get pissed off, people saying

I don't help or tidy when I do.

He said, yeah, I'm in Saitama.

Then I'll say I'm in Osaka again.

Why are you— why are you always in

Saitama? That's such a dumb thing to ask.

Why are you always in Saitama? Uh, maybe

because his family's there. That's such an

autistic thing to ask. Why am I always in

Osaka? I've got no reason to be in Osaka.

I need to pee again.

Bill.

Dad.

You know, one thing I found

out recently about Thailand is My

girlfriend doesn't flush toilet paper down

the toilet. She came here and there was

like a big bag of tissues in a bag. And I

said to her, don't— why don't you flush

the tissues down the toilet? And she said,

because it will block up the toilet. And I

said, no, it doesn't. That's what flushing

is for. And then she said, oh, I didn't

know. And I said, don't you flush the

tissues in our home in Thailand? She said

no. And I say, I said, well,

I do. And she said, you're not supposed to

flush tissues down the toilet in Thailand

because it will block it up. Well, I've

been flushing tissues down the toilet

every time for 6 months and it's fine.

What am I going to do, wipe my bum and

then put the poo tissue in a plastic bag?

That's weird. She said no, you're supposed

to use the hosepipe to wash your bum and

then use tissues to dry it and then put

the tissue in a bag. Then she told me when

I come back to Thailand, I'm not allowed

to flush tissues down the toilet.

So what am I supposed to do? Like, I don't

know, wipe my bum and put the tissues

where? Imagine having a bag full of

poo-stained tissues.

She said if it blocks, then we'll be in

trouble because we broke the toilet.

In Thailand, they don't have a bidet.

They have a hosepipe next to the toilet.

It's like a big hosepipe with a nozzle,

and then you, you grab it by the head,

and then you like shove it under your bum

and spray yourself. It's so weird. It's

not like in Japan where a little bidet

comes out of the toilet.

She said the pipes in Japan are bigger

than the pipes in Thailand. I didn't know

that. I've been flushing my poo tissue

down the toilet every day for 6 months.

What kind of stupid building can't handle

some wet tissues?

Do I flush down condoms? Well, I don't use

condoms, but no, I put them in the bin.

Or I'd wash it out and use it for next

And then I told her you can drink the tap

water here, and she said it was weird.

I'm drinking the tap water now. So nice

not having to buy bottles of water, just

drink it out the tap.

You see, I think this, uh, streaming

server is a good Good thing. How many

times did I F today? If without the

server, the stream would have ended like

50 times and then would have a 10-minute

stream and then a 30-minute stream and

2-hour stream, then 7-minute stream every

time it F'd. Thanks to the server, it

stays as one stream.

I think it's worth the money.

YouTube gives you, I think, 20 seconds to

reconnect, otherwise the stream ends and

then you gotta make a new one. And then

what happens is you get like 50 different

VODs that only last 10 minutes or half an

hour if you don't have a stable

I think Speedify definitely messes up my

stability. I turned it off now and it's

been going pretty good on the apartment

Wi-Fi. I don't know why a lot of Wi-Fis

don't like Speedify because it goes

through a VPN. The eSIM

hates the VPN too.

That's the problem with connection

bonding. I actually find it makes

the stream less stable instead of more

stable. The whole point of connection

bonding is that you get multiple

connections, make it into a strong

connection. But what actually happens is

it just makes it worse because it has to

go through like a cloud system. Because

you send all— you gather the connections,

you send it all to a cloud server where it

gets bonded, and then it, it goes

off to YouTube. But then the cloud server

that does the bonding seems to make it

more unstable.

Compared to when I just have it turned

Same with LiveU, the LRT service. I don't

know if it'd be better with LiveU.

I wonder what happens if I try the LiveU

with the GoPro. No,

because then

the audio would be rubbish because it'd be

coming from the GoPro.

I would need a camera with an audio jack

to plug the mic into the camera.

Could get the mic adapter for the GoPro.

Plug in my mic to the GoPro and then use

the live view.

Can't be bothered.

I think it's about a 1-hour bike ride

until I get to the Korean girl's house.

I find it a bit weird she doesn't message

me at all. She said— she

said she was used to Korean guys texting

every day. And then I said, oh, I don't

text much. And then she says, oh, me

neither. I prefer talking in person,

but I thought she might message me a few

times. I mean, we haven't talked since

Last Sunday was the last time we talked,

and I just said, can I— are you sure I can

stay at yours? And she said, yeah. But we

didn't discuss things like, oh, how long

can I stay? What are the rules? She just

I said, are you serious about me being

able to stay at your place? She said,

yeah, I meant it before. But what does

that mean? Do you mean she meant it before

but not now? Or does she mean, yeah,

I meant it before? I'm confused. It

definitely seems like she's okay with me

Because we didn't talk for a while because

my girlfriend was here.

She said, I thought you were gone or

something. I said, I'm not gone. I'm still

here. And then she said, haha, I mean,

gone from me, left for me. I don't know

the exact expression. And then

she said, do you have time this weekend?

I said, no, next weekend.

She said I'll have time on Sunday.

I don't understand what she means.

So for a gist— what is a gist?

So for a gist, I did mean about staying

stuff, and we can hang out next week.

What does that mean?

And then I asked her when does she— what

time are her working hours? She said 10

a.m. to 7 p.m., which leads to late night.

Sounds kind of boring. Like she's just

going to work all day long until

nighttime.

When she said it before, she meant it.

Not she meant it before, but not now. I

thought maybe she means, yeah, before I

meant it, but now. Then,

then I said, okay, I'll come.

Oh shit. Oh, I thought

I told her I'm coming on Friday. Today's

Friday. No, I said, I said

I check out Friday. I was wrong. So it's

actually supposed to be Saturday. And then

she said, do you need an address? So she's

giving me the address, which must mean

because I'm coming to stay over. But does

she mean like stay over, live there, or

just stay over for the weekend? I'm

confused. Because I was telling her I

don't have a place to live and I'm living

in hotels, and then she said you could

stay at mine.

Okay. Yeah, she definitely thinks I'm

coming tomorrow. That's good.

Someone should tell her. Your girl— my

girlfriend? No, she'd be sad.

Why would you tell her?

I need to save money.

What does gist mean?

Substance or general meaning of a speech

or text. Damage is the gist

of the action. Without it, the plaintiff

must fail. I have no idea what any of that

means. What the hell's a plaintiff?

I decided to spend the night at his place

catching up on all the gist from the

wedding. I only know the phrase, that's

the gist of it. I don't

really feel very familiar with this word

gist. I don't think she used it right.

Well, I'm pretty sure she means I can come

stay with her.

That's all that matters.

I need a— then what am I going to do for

the next few weeks? I think I'm going to

get bored of Japan, then just go back to

Thailand. But then how do I leave the

Korean girl? I need an excuse

to leave because

I told her I only came to Japan a few

weeks ago, so I can't say, oh, I've got to

leave now. When I told her I can be here

for 6 months. But what if I like her more

than Thai girl and I just decide to stay

with her in Japan? But I

feel like she's smarter than Thai girl. I

feel like Korean tech girls are more tech

savvy. Like she would Google my name or

try and find out my name.

I don't really think Korean girls are as

naive. Korean women

seem more calculative. There's no way

I could have gotten away with hiding my

name from Chihiro. She would have demanded

I show my passport or something. She would

have thought, oh, it's weird Daniel always

hides his passport. My girlfriend

seems to let me do very suspicious things.

And not question it.

Chihiro would definitely make me prove my

name or something.

If she makes me prove my name, I'm kind of

fucked because all these videos about my

girlfriend. Oh, shit.

What am I going to do?

I actually thought about not posting those

videos and just putting on Patreon or

I'm going to have to deny her. If she asks

for proof, I'm just going to have to say

sorry, but no.

And then I have to be like, oh, if you

can't trust me, then I don't think this is

going to work. There's just— I have to

not show her my real name at

all costs. It's way too risky,

cuz the worst thing is she finds out that

My girlfriend came to Japan recently.

Yeah, I know, stream's cutting out. I

don't know what's going on with the

internet. Stupid Wi-Fi.

Be prepared to get— be kicked out of her

place. Yeah, I feel like Korean girls are

very calculative and can be cold and

wouldn't have any difficulty doing that.

Well, I could do like a very clickbait

title then. My girlfriend kicks me out.

That would be pretty funny and it would be

real.

Now, as long as she doesn't break my stuff

or kill me, then I don't really care what

She's kind of big though. She's like

nearly the same height as me, 172 or

something. Pretty tall for an Asian woman.

I was surprised when I met her and I had

to like quickly straighten up to make

myself a bit taller. So I thought, wait,

is she taller than me?

Kind of forgot what she looks like now.

It's been such a long time. Her face

wasn't exactly super memorable.

Well, as long as she doesn't try and spy

on my private life, I think things would

be fine. But we need to think of an exit

strategy when

I need to leave,

because Thai girlfriend's going to be

pressuring me into coming back to

Thailand, plus phoning me.

Was she at least cute? Uh, it's okay, I

guess. I don't

know if I'd say cute. When the lights are

turned off, she looks kind of cute when

she's like lying on the bed.

Hmm, I don't know if this is the best

thing to do. I'm just scared it's gonna

get awkward. I won't really feel

comfortable around her. Then I've got to

try and think of an excuse to leave.

It would be easy to leave if she wasn't

there, but she's gonna be there every day,

all day, Unless she says, oh, I'm going to

meet a friend, I'll be back later, and

then I can sneak out.

As long as she's not annoying. I don't

think she's. I don't know. I mean, the

date was kind of weird.

I noticed the date was becoming weird when

I think it was after karaoke. We went to

karaoke, but I didn't do anything in

karaoke. I just sang.

And then she said she's going to go back

and she asked me to walk her to her

station. So I said, okay.

We were walking for like an hour and then

she asked me, what are my moves? No, she

suddenly said what her moves were. She

said one of her moves is to watch a horror

movie because then we'd be close. And then

I was thinking, okay, why is she telling

me this?

And then she said, okay, so what are your

moves? And I said, I take the girl

to karaoke.

And then she laughed and said, oh, so

that's why we went to karaoke. And I said,

yeah. And then I said I wasn't feeling

confident, so I didn't do anything. And

then she laughed again. And then she kept

asking me, what are my other moves? Isn't

it weird? I mean, if I have to tell you

what my moves are, then they're not going

to work anymore because then you're going

to know that it's me doing my moves.

So then we went to a park and she

kept saying, oh, the park was very dark

and romantic. And I was like, is it?

Maybe we could go. So then she took me to

the park and we walked around, we held

hands, but I still didn't make my move in

the park.

So we walked around and we sat down. Then

I just said— no, she asked me, what am I