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Ah,

my.

Um,

testing,

testing.

Testing. So sorry I'm late, guys. Too busy wanging.

Plans for today? Uh, nothing. Day's already done, basically.

3 PM, half 3, day's over. Day's over before it even began.

But tomorrow, massive day out, all day stream.

Today's a lazy day.

Where are we going tomorrow? Um,

I don't know, the viaduct or Kit Hill.

I didn't get a chance to enjoy the viaducts because the weather was horrible, and then that iPhone thing distracted me.

Damn, my biceps look massive. Hmm,

it's nice to have half the day off.

If it was up to me, I'd start every stream around 4 or 5 PM and have the half— first half of the day to myself.

But not going to make big money like that unless I spent the morning making YouTube videos, which I can't be bothered.

I wouldn't even know what to make a video about anymore. Why I hate my wife again.

I talked to my sister a bit.

I asked her how things were at home. Sounds a bit hectic. Apparently there was this old couple staying in the house for a few nights and then, I don't know, apparently they had a car accident. One of them got taken to the hospital and then they just ran away in the middle of the night without paying my

mum.

I said, I'm glad I didn't come back home. There's random 2 old people living in the house. Apparently one of them had irritable bowel syndrome and shat herself in the garden. My mum had to hose her down. Jesus.

See, I'm glad I left the house. My mum— I don't know why, but my mum— my mum was talking about this before,

getting lodgers for the house, and I was thinking, this is such a horrible idea.

Imagine having strangers living in your house just to make a couple extra pounds. No thanks.

So glad I left the house.

I would have not been happy if my mum— if I was in the house still and there were these strangers in the house. I already get anxiety when guests come over, feeling like I can't go down to the kitchen to make food.

Whenever there's guests, I end up missing lunch and starving myself because I don't want to go downstairs.

I hate it when there's guests in the house. I hate it so much.

Let's go. Hello. I'm good, thanks.

So glad I didn't go home.

My sister said the baby's a boy. Everything went well at

the hospital. So that's good.

Who knows, maybe she does need the money.

So it's gonna be a baby boy.

Yeah, they picked a name, but I probably shouldn't say it.

Baby Docs before it's even born. No, I'm not going to say the name.

No, it's just like a checkup thing to see if it's doing okay. Everything's fine.

Oh, I can't believe Barrick Gold's $23. I can't believe it.

After holding it for so long,

it's up like 10% since I sold it.

Sad.

No, she didn't give birth yet. Should be in a few weeks though.

She asked me if I ended my contract here or if I'm gonna carry on living here.

I paid rent today, so I guess there's your answer.

I didn't get my Kick money yet.

Last time it came in around 5 PM, so maybe in an hour and a bit might come in.

I watched a bit of that Joel's livestream. He was in London. He went into Tesco's and even he lagged in Tesco's. He had the gray screen and all the lagging when he went in there. I actually think my stream was better when I went in Tesco's.

See, even it's not just me who struggles. Even he with his expensive phone knowledge,

he's probably got the latest S25 Ultra or something like that.

Yeah, if I was a woman and I could give birth, I'd livestream it. It's my body. Don't need anyone's permission, do I?

Obviously, if I'm the man, I need— she needs to be okay with it. But I really don't think any woman is going to want to livestream giving birth.

Are there any famous people who have livestreamed giving birth?

Oh, I feel so low energy.

I nutted like 3 times today since I woke up. It was a nut fest. All nutted out.

There's a— there's like a TikTok, um, on TikTok, obviously, of Venus Angelic. And the top comment says something like, apparently Venus is dating Hiding in My Room, and it's got 6,000 likes. Someone sent me a link to it on Instagram.

I don't know who uploaded it. I don't know, just some random person. I think it got like 100,000 views.

That's funny. I wonder if anyone even knows who I am.

Yeah, well, this Six Knot guy is kind of stealing my thunder.

You saw that? Really? What, on TikTok?

I got to download TikTok.

Who uploaded it? Was it someone famous or just some random person?

It's funny, even though Venus doesn't make her videos anymore, she's kind of fallen off. Stuff about her generates a lot of views.

Truly an OG.

Creator. I answer her call, she like says a couple words and then she hangs up after 30 seconds. Something's very weird compared to when she first started calling me. Like, I don't know, she's gotten even worse or something.

I forgot what my TikTok name was. Maybe it's just hiding my room.

I don't know what my password is. Duh.

Your new password can't be the same as your old password. Why not?

How about you just let me do what I want? That'd be nice. What?

This account is suspended?

My TikTok's been banned? What the fuck? I haven't even been on it. What? Why is it banned?

All I put on it was like some silly video saying my wife is so stupid, something like that. Banned on TikTok? I haven't been on it.

So what, can I not make a new one?

Who banned my TikTok? Account has been suspended. That's weird.

Sign up. Okay.

One.

Why does TikTok ban people?

You got reported? Yeah, but for what? I didn't put anything bad on it. Create nickname.

Daniel.

How do I find that video? What if I type my name into TikTok? Hiding in my room, Daniel. Huh, it comes up.

The fuck?

Is that my account? Hiding in my room 1. Oh, that is my account. Oh wow, one of my things got 24,000 views.

The one where I'm dancing.

Did I make this? I'm pretty sure this is me, my account.

I've got 24,000. Wow, maybe I should make more TikToks.

I got six thousand eight hundred pounds on my Honda car video.

Quick, quick! Too late. Come on, no, you can get it. Stop shouting. Oh my God, that's the most beautiful one.

Where am I impressed? Can you be quiet? Okay, now. A bit more. Slowly, slowly turn in. Very, very gentle. Then you slowly— you're gonna hit on that car. Okay, go in a little bit more slowly. Your wheel in this part and straighten it. Don't hit that thing. Okay, wait, wait. Imagine my mom as your driving instructor.

I don't know how I was so bad at parking when I was trying to park my mum's car. My mum took me to this car park in Maidstone and I was practicing. I kept missing the box or driving— I kept driving the car in 2 boxes, like halfway in between.

How is it so hard?

Get it if you don't hurry up. Too late. Quick, quick! Too late. Come on, no, you can get it. Stop shouting. Oh my God, it's the most beautiful one.

My oppressor! Be quiet. Why does she make these stupid noises? Imagine your driving instructor like that.

Okay, now people slowly, slowly turn in very, very gentle. Sounds like that, you know, World of Warcraft video where he's shouting at his guild because they keep stepping on the eggs during Onyxia.

God, I was so skinny when I was married. So the girl I was supposed to be meeting on Tinder unmatched me because she showed my picture to her friend And her friend recognized me from my YouTube channel, and then she got freaked out. Some people are just so stupid.

I got Venus Angelic on it.

Wait, let me make it bigger.

My TikTok— why can't I log into it?

Wait, other people's posting stuff about me on TikTok. What's this?

How many views did it get? I don't understand TikTok.

It's got 125 likes.

Oh, they make it really hard to see how many views it's got.

Why do they do that?

I think it says 13,000.

Sometimes my thumbnail screenshots of my thumbnails and titles go a bit viral on Instagram or some meme page.

Yeah, my TikTok official account is hiding in my room one. Number 1.

Hmm.

Venus Angelic.

Jesus,

300,000 likes. Oh yeah, this person, Dee. Is that the one?

She looks like Justaminx. Oh my God, what if Justaminx starts fancying me? Why do I get all like the crash-out drug addicts, alcoholic girls?

Someone try and hook me and JustaMinx up. She lives in Ireland.

I think she also fell off. She gets like— I heard she gets like 200 viewers on Twitch now.

My first girl, Sayaka. No, she blocked me on Facebook. Her kid must be— she had the kid in 2010.

Kid must be like 15. Kid could beat me up. I don't know, it might be half Asian, so it might be small.

Oh wow, this D person got 1.4 million views on Venus Angelic clip. Oh wow, look, there's a comment. She's apparently dating Hiding in My Room. 5,800 likes. Who is that?

I knew him since he first started. Wow, do some people know me? Is this the guy that dates girls and calls them ugly on YouTube? I used to watch him but had to stop. His life was too depressing. Well, a lot of people know me.

What? Not Daniel? I mean, they are the perfect pair. Hiding My Room mentioned in 2025. I forgot bro existed. A lot of people know me. What the fuck? Ain't no way not Daniel Lord.

How do so many people know me on TikTok? What is this crossover?

Minx is married, has a kid. Really? How does she make Justin Minx look sober?

It's got 1.4 million views, this clip of her. You know, sometimes, like, you're fucking stupid. You smart bitch. You'll never fucking escape me. Hi guys, this is not a call, not a It's called fucking. So when you tell someone you're smart, I mean, you don't really have to tell them you're smart. You gotta tell them— okay, so

it depends. I don't know what she's going on about half the time, to be honest.

That's funny, so many people know me on TikTok.

Nicole, apparently she's dating Hiding in My Room now.

I've changed a lot, guys. I'm not weird anymore, I promise. I became a normie. Okay,

I've changed a lot, guys. I'm not weird anymore.

July 29th. I just started researching on Daniel Lord.

Wow. I've got 24,000 views though on my dancing.

The one video where I'm dancing got 24,000 views.

Show her my moves. This is me at the club.

I remember that.

Hmm.

Any news today? Um, some people messaged me on Instagram because they saw the TikTok about me and Venus.

Someone wrote— it got 1.4 million views. Someone wrote in the comments, apparently she's dating Hiding in My Room.

Yeah, okay, sure. We're getting married too next week.

Oh, people are so silly.

Just search Venus Angelic and then there's a user person called D-E-E.

Oh,

if you search, uh,

there's not a lot about me on TikTok.

I need to do something weird again, I guess, to get attention.

Or maybe you have to type Venus Angelic hiding in my room.

Or something like that.

Hmm, I don't know, something weird I can do.

I find it weird that people found it so weird that I made a video saying my girlfriend's ugly or something.

She— I mean, she was pretty ugly though, to be honest. Single mother girlfriend.

I wonder what her daughter— her daughter must be like 18 now, cuz the daughter was— I think the daughter was 11 years old back in 2016.

That was 9 years ago. 4, 5, 9. She might— the daughter's like 20 years old now. I wonder if the daughter's hot.

I know this is the one with 1.4 million views. I don't think she was talking about me. She was talking about something. I don't know. It's hard to follow what she says half the time.

Damn, I can't believe single mother girlfriend's daughter is 20 years old now.

That's wild. The single mother must be nearly 50 because she was nearly 40 back in 2016.

Jeez, she must be like 48. Holy shit.

She used to like driving. She liked driving and she always played anime songs in the car, like that Hatsune Miku song person, um, the AI voice thing. She always had that in the car. It was so annoying.

And then I went on a date in Tokyo whilst I was seeing her, and people were calling me a cheater. Do you remember that? I snuck off back to Tokyo on the bullet train and met this girl that I met from a dating app,

and my small little audience started turning on me.

I don't think people care so much.

I don't think people take it so seriously just because I said, oh, my girlfriend this and my girlfriend that.

Like, I called Tomoko my girlfriend all the time, and then when I said I was meeting other girls on Tinder, everyone started hating on me.

I remember some people started getting mad because I was calling girl's my future wife.

I'd open the video with, hey guys, just been talking to my future wife. Yep, we're going to meet next week. People took everything I said so seriously. It was weird.

People think I have autism. They're the ones with autism.

Probably get some good views if I just clipped the weirdest things I've said in my viral videos and post it on TikTok. I can't be bothered, really.

Can build a new audience with TikTok. Yeah, but the same problem

exists where I just don't have any content. If I had content, I wouldn't need a new audience. I'd just use my existing audience.

I don't know, maybe if I like pretended I was in love with Venus or something.

I guess that's what I would have done back in the day. Would have made like a video announcement.

My new girlfriend, Venus Angelic.

I can't be bothered.

Back in the day, I would have jumped at a chance to make a video about a bigger YouTuber.

You always get what you want when you don't really want it anymore.

It's just really hard to care anymore. Even if PewDiePie made a video about me, I wouldn't even care. I'd be like, oh, that's nice.

If it happened in 2018, I'd be like, oh my God, guys, PewDiePie made a video about me. Oh, I can't believe it. Do you remember when I found out about Chris Broad and I splurged out?

I was so excited because Chris Broad knew me. Now I wouldn't really care.

These things don't really faze me anymore.

Or when Edwin and Mina made a video about me, I was all excited. Do you remember the video? I was like, oh my God, guys, they made a video about me! I was moving the camera all over the place. I don't know how I got so excited over nothing.

That's what you need to make funny content, I guess. You need some kind of energy.

IPhone 17, who's getting one?

200-megapixel camera.

Come on, where's my kick money?

Tomorrow, cloudy, cloudy, cloudy, cloudy. Tomorrow could be good to go out because it's cloudy but it's warm, 20 degrees. And then Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, not cloudy. Wednesday, Thursday, raining again.

Oh, hey, AJ. How's it going?

I had a relaxing half day off.

I ate my sabaloi in secret.

Enjoyed it all by myself.

Cripps didn't accept my Facebook friend request.

What a surprise.

I sent her a friend request a couple days ago.

Be funny if she accepted it not knowing it's me,

but it's got my name on it, so she would.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Who's Roy Chubby Brown?

It's been raining all day.

Did I do a fertility test? Yep, every day in Thailand I did one.

And our babies.

Venus stopped phoning me now.

She moved on.

Dumped already.

Hmm, I don't mind phone calls sometimes.

But Venus just ends up rambling about drugs all the time.

I talked to a few girls like that before. I remember talking to this other German girl on Instagram. She kept sending me voice messages telling me about drugs. I don't know why so many girls are obsessed with drugs. I never come across guys obsessed with drugs.

It's always women. I don't know why.

Oh, I guess I don't really talk to guys.

Girls love talking about Like which really dangerous drug they took and how it messed them up.

Only druggie women want to talk to you.

Yeah. Why is that? Why do I attract the druggies?

I've never made content about drugs. I've never taken drugs. I've never made videos about it. I never talk about. I don't know why I attract girls who love drugs,

like hardcore stuff.

Might have a cupcake.

My new iPhone 16 Pro Max, finally here, guys.

Wow, oxy action.

Add your detergent in the drawer, just one scoop in every wash.

How do you use this?

Apply mix on the stain for 5 minutes. Rub the stain as needed.

Never used this stuff before.

Hmm,

what do I do?

Pre-treat.

Mix quarter scoop of powder with quarter scoop of water. Apply mix on the stain for 5 minutes. Rub the stain.

Hmm.

Like

that.

Where's the stain gone? Oh, there, like that.

Am

I doing it right?

Try one of my cupcakes I made yesterday.

Desiccated coconut.

Hmm,

needs more coconut. I can't really taste coconut.

Definitely the best batch I've made.

I can't taste any coconut.

Probably needed more.

Pardon.

These streams are getting hard to do.

Is it fun doing yard work? I don't do any, to be honest.

Just let the weeds grow.

I can't believe summer's over. Was that it? That was rubbish.

There were maybe a couple days where it was sunny.

I can't believe that's all summer was. What a disappointment.

2 months of rain.

I don't know what to do.

I don't think I've ever had so little to talk about

in my whole life.

I was watching Joel's stream in London. It looked really boring. He wasn't in the central bit, he was like outskirt bits.

People kept warning him to be careful, people trying to steal his phone. Sloane, Sloane phone snatchers.

The comments kept going on about how there were no white people.

It's so hard to go out because it's raining almost every day.

It was nice yesterday for maybe a few hours and it started raining again.

Is it time to buy an umbrella?

Or if I get a puppy, I'll get a little doggy woggy. That'll be fun.

Raining again.

My sister said the new neighbors are nice, the Nigerians. Said they got chickens and Pushkin's scared of the chickens.

Said they're quiet,

keep themselves to themselves.

My sister sent the picture. Her stomach's huge.

What have I been playing lately? Just Mario Kart World. Came first place, pretty good.

Not bad.

Plant something.

I need to get rid of plants, not get more plants. Too many weeds.

You pull them out, 5 more just spring back up again.

Give up.

Raining.

Raining every day,

raining every day.

Where's my kick money?

Do I plan to send money to my mom slowly or all at once?

Um, I want to build some savings first,

then I could send her some.

It seems like not much point just sending 1,000, 2,000. It's peanuts.

Money from Kick is coming in slower now. Now the viewership's dropped off.

I either just accept the diminishing viewership or go travel and hope that boosts the viewership.

Or do nothing, which is free, but then viewership keeps getting lower.

Could go Thailand September,

get that 250 plane ticket. Shenzhen Airlines, it's only about, um,

23 days away.

Traveling is like— traveling is what boring people do to try and make themselves seem more interesting. What do you think of that statement?

At least when it comes to streaming, it's like you got nothing else to do, go travel and walk around in some random city and get food and

then make observational comments on how things are different.

I felt like my whole persona was because I was in Japan, living in Japan. That was my whole persona for decades, 15 years maybe.

And people from the country you're visiting love to watch it because

it's their country, I guess.

Just like that guy from Bude was watching my stream just because I was in Bude where he lived, and then he never watched a stream ever again.

That's why I thought I didn't really want to meet him, because he's not a viewer.

Kick numbers are back down to YouTube numbers before I started talking about moving to Thailand, 80 to 90.

I need something new. What to do though?

Sitting around waiting for it to happen.

I like having silly plans. Like, what if I go to Japan without any stuff? Just my phone and wallet. No laptop. I don't know why these silly ideas kind of interest me.

I'll just bring 2 phones

and my wallet.

No bag.

Or maybe like a little tiny fanny pouch or whatever it's called

and just put my wallet and my phone in it and one pair of socks.

What else do you need, really?

When I came back from Japan last year, I wonder why I felt so excited to be home again.

Was it because now I had money to buy stuff? Like that fancy monitor and the Fold 6.

I didn't have to waste money on travel anymore.

What's lame?

Stuff is pretty nice, I guess.

Maybe I'll get a powerful gaming computer and then do gaming streams,

get addicted to WoW again, maybe.

I don't know if it's worth waiting for these 2 girls, the Spanish girl and the gamer girl. I feel like they're gonna ghost me anyway.

The problem is, even gaming, I get bored. I feel bored even if I game.

I don't— apart from Mario Kart, I guess, but After an hour of Mario Kart, I get bored as well of that.

I keep looking at flight tickets and not actually booking anything. I think I have a sickness.

This is so boring. Yeah, pretty boring, isn't it?

Can't argue with that.

Couldn't find the TikTok. Try Venus Angelic and then username

D-E-E. That's the person who uploaded it.

I came here for raging.

I'm more in a melancholic mood than a rage mood. I kind of miss raging sometimes.

Women make me rage a lot, I guess. Women, stocks, and sometimes annoying viewers.

Am I depressed? I guess so.

Also feeling like I can't be bothered to do anything, which might be a symptom of depression.

Do I enjoy my current life? No, not really.

I like my life in Thailand more a couple years ago.

I know I need to take action, but I'm crippled with fear.

Crippled by fear and anxiety.

I'm also waiting for my Thailand background check to finish.

Thursday already? Why is it taking so long?

Your background check officially began on the 30th of July. That was like 6, 7 days ago. Hopefully we receive the approval letter sooner than expected.

That's all I got.

Is this what being an old person is like? No people,

nothing interesting in the future to do.

Just get a pet, go for walks,

wait to die.

Yeah, I only went live about an hour and a half ago. Got a bit lazy.

What did I do? I was watching Joel for a bit and then I was chatting to the Taiwanese girl again.

We were talking about when we first met each other and stuff like that. And then I played some Mario Kart, had lunch,

did some stocks.

Yeah, those are beer bottles on the table.

She said to me, um, if I had a house when we met, then she would have— she said I should have offered her a house back then and maybe she would be my wife now.

Interesting thing to say.

All I had to have was a house 10 years ago.

All the girls who rejected me could have been mine.

And she seems really depressed.

I don't really know what to suggest.

And when you have kids, that's the burden, isn't it? You've got to put the kids' happiness before your own,

or you put your own happiness first and you break up the family.

It's tricky, isn't it?

Kid will have a sad childhood with a broken home

and grow up and become like some weirdo degen roaming the streets of Japan without purpose.

A lot of life's like that, isn't it? Sacrificing your own happiness for someone else's, or prioritize your own happiness and make someone else unhappy.

That's what relationships are like.

Yeah, how do I stop feeling melancholic? I've had caffeine, I had some nicotine, that just seems to bum me out. Nicotine just makes— it like mellows me out. It doesn't make me feel good. I don't know how people get addicted to smoking, to be honest.

I guess it's good.

Alcohol bums me out. Nicotine mellows me out. Caffeine Gives me a bit more energy, I guess.

What's nicotine? Is that a depressant or is it a relaxant?

I had

Foreigners are not allowed to buy weed in Thailand anymore.

They changed the law again.

5 PM.

Where's my Kick money? Last time it came at half past 5.

That's

all I can.

There's the black cat.

Black cat.

Black Cat's big compared to Mr. Meow Meow.

He's struggling to get up to the fence now because of all the weeds getting in the way.

He's on the fence over there.

All the weeds getting in his way, he can't get over it. He's so clumsy looking.

Can I get a chicken? Then I can get free eggs.

Hmm. Do other cats come visit your house anymore? The black one came in yesterday. There's only 3 cats here. The other one never comes here.

And then there's the black one and Mr. Meow Meow

that do the same route every day almost, but I haven't seen Mr. Meow Meow today. He slept in my house yesterday for nearly 8 or 9 hours.

You were more full of life on YouTube streams.

Yeah, I don't know why.

I just really don't know why. I felt like I had more to talk about.

Well, there was more to talk about,

but nothing has really changed since then, so I've got nothing new to say.

Promise I just don't know what to talk about.

I was only doing 5 hours on YouTube. Now I'm doing 10 to 15.

So I'm running out of things to talk about 3 times faster.

Oh, I got my Kick money! £954. Quick, I've got to put it in my bank account before Thai Friendly takes it.

955. Nice. Maybe that'll motivate me.

What do you mean I don't interact with chat? I just answered a question from chat.

I literally just answered a chat question.

There's not really much to respond to.

I think I was more lively on YouTube, maybe because people were asking me more questions. On Kick chat, people just start having their own little conversations about stuff I don't care about.

I mean, I've got to ban people to stop it, otherwise people just get carried away with these random conversations.

Kick chat always turns into some— I don't know, either people talking about Indians or Israel and Palestine or Zionists or testosterone.

It's not just my chat. I want— I was on Joel's stream and people the same, talking about Jews and Palestinians.

Kick just has like a certain type of viewer on it.

Ready balls, mate.

Do I feel worse now than when I was working at Avery?

Uh, no, maybe.

This is boring, but Every was boring and stressful. It's not like Every was fun.

Nah, I wouldn't want to go back to Every, even if they paid the same as Kick.

Boring. Hundreds of parcels every week.

But maybe it put me in a better mood.

Once you finish work and you're done for the day, it does feel nice.

So I've got

3,568 in the bank account plus 350 in the trading account. It's about 3,800-ish, 3,900.

I don't really know what to do with the money.

Market's tanking a bit.

Barrick Gold's ripping. Oh my God, wish I didn't sell it.

嗯嗯。

Skin looks better.

No more aspartame.

Why do I have a picture of myself?

Uh, I was testing out my new printer.

I can't believe I bought a whole printer just to print a return label.

I guess that was a bit silly.

I thought I was going to return more stuff. And I did, but I didn't need to print a label.

I was too stressed out.

I didn't realize if— I didn't realize the stream could automatically change categories and turn off my income. And I didn't know you could change the category in the chat by just doing /category.

And everything was going wrong that day, so I got stressed out.

Printer was only £30.

Okay, Nick Swift band,

just whining the whole time.

Whining and insulting.

Go away. If it's so boring, get lost.

Who the hell's Nick Swift anyway? Never seen him before, and then he comes here, starts hating on me.

Get banned.

Mourn.

Unless viewer— oh no,

what a shame.

I will miss him so much.

Not.

We lost TB, Moon, Walamo. That's 3. Chicken,

4. Vishy stopped coming back too after I banned him. It's 5.

Damn it, we could have had 91 viewers instead of 86. If only I didn't ban.

Do I have dates lined up?

Just those 2 girls, but I feel like it's not gonna actually happen. These girls keep ghosting me. Spanish girl and gamer girl.

That's it, really. And neither of them talk. The Spanish girl hasn't replied in days. Gamer girl never starts a conversation or keeps one going. I ask her questions and she just answers it and that's it. I'm like, okay, nice.

I think they're both just a waste of time.

I don't know, I feel like if the girl is interested, you don't need to make an effort, because you could make all the effort and if she's not interested, she's not interested. But if she's interested, you don't really have to make much effort. You can't force it. You can't force them to be interested.

I could keep spamming her DMs like, oh, what did you do today? What are you doing tomorrow? What did you have for dinner?

I don't know,

how do you make someone interested in you?

Like, how would I get her to be interested in me?

People are usually interested in me because— clout,

really.

Either I made a video that got a lot of views or someone else made a video about me that got a lot of views.

But they're interested in me because I got the clout or because the video was good?

I don't know.

Clout's a weird thing, isn't it? Because even if the content sucks, as long as it went viral, people will be interested. No Friends video sucks and it might got 1 million views. Probably one of my worst videos.

But when the clout dries up, all the girls disappear too.

That's the problem.

One moment there's loads of girls interested, and then all of a sudden there's no one. They all disappeared.

Basta was perfect.

Um, yeah, I guess she was a pretty good girlfriend,

just not good for the channel.

I

mean, channel's dead anyway though, so I mean, if, if the channel's going to be dead, might as well be dead and have a girlfriend than be dead and have no girlfriend.

The point of not having a girlfriend was the trade-off is supposed to be that the channel doesn't have to be dead anymore, but it's still dead.

But I was depressed with Vassa because I wasn't sexually satisfied, and I felt like I couldn't just move around how I wanted to.

I felt like I couldn't leave Thailand. I couldn't just say, I'm going, bye. I had commitments.

I was counting down the days until I could leave to go to Japan again.

Remember I had that timer on my stream, days until I can go to Japan or something.

Mm-hmm. Don't know what to do. Staying at home is boring. Traveling around aimlessly is boring.

I felt really bored in Japan last year, just aimlessly walking up and down.

There was nothing interesting, just shops, convenience stores, train stations. I remember standing in the train, not talking because there were people on the train. I'd point the camera at my reflection in the window.

It just won't be like it was in 2018 ever again. Oh shit, my shirt. I forgot.

I don't know if this actually washes the stain out.

Maybe I elope with Taiwanese girl. She's obviously in a loveless marriage. She's depressed.

She's getting around to that age, my target demographic, mid-30s, single mom. Maybe I say she can live in my house for free whilst I go to Thailand.

I'll pay the rent if you give me the poos thing.

I don't know, I think— where's the stain gone? Has that actually gotten the stain out?

You know, she still keeps all the letters and stuff I sent to her when I was 18 years old. She's got the photos as well. I sent her a little, like, a love letter, and I, I put in an Amazon gift card voucher. Not an actual one, but like an invitation code to Amazon Prime. I don't know

why I sent that. I thought it was funny.

It was like a start your 30-day free trial now.

She still kept it in her room. It's kind of sweet. Yeah, I first met her in 2007 or '08 on Japan Cupid when I was looking for Japanese girls, and she kind of looked like a Japanese girl. Fucking hell, the yellow stain is still there. What the fuck?

Why doesn't it come out?

Oh God, how

do I get this fucking stain out?

No, I'm talking about Taiwanese girl, not faster. May— how do I get this fucking stain out? Really getting pissed off now. What if I put in detergent?

I put in detergent and then I put a bunch of this in it as well.

They made this thing too round, can't they? So do I put it in the drum or do I put it in the drawer?

Why put it in the drawer

instead of putting it in the drum?

3 hours? What about synthetics or mix?

60 degrees?

Yeah, I did apply it directly to the stain. The stain's still there.

Add with your detergent in the drawer. Add 1 scoop to every wash. Okay, that's what it says.

1 scoop. What about 1.5 scoops?

No.

Do I have anything else to wash? Seems weird just washing one shirt and a towel.

Could wash— hmm,

I've got nothing else to wash. Could wash my trousers, maybe.

Maybe this towel.

If that doesn't wash out the yellow stains, I don't know what to do.

Buy another one, I guess. Go back to Tesco.

Or if I just go to Tesco and I switch it out with a new one, they'll never know.

Oh God, I feel so bored. Where the blue sky is. This weather is making me depressed.

And I wonder, everyone's, everyone's fat and miserable in this country because they all get depressed and then binge eat and then get fat.

Everything's gray and brown the whole year round.

Next week, yeah, for like two days, then it's back to fucking raining again.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

Come on, I need to get excited about something. I've been given the gift of life, can't be that bad.

Where's the mojo?

Will Thailand really fix my problems? It will initially. Excitement, stuff to talk about, and then it will settle down. People get bored again, and then I'll get annoyed, and I'll be like, ah, fuck's sake, now I've got to move countries again. My fucking viewers getting bored.

I really don't want to go to Japan and

aimlessly walk up and down all day.

To make for dinner, tacos again or chicken fillets, pork belly.

Those bean sprouts gonna go off.

They're kind of semi-frozen because they're under the freezer bit.

Beef burger, chicken fillets. Hmm, can I make breadcrumbed chicken fillets? Are the breadcrumbs still good?

Yeah, they're fine. I wonder at what point do they go moldy.

Bread goes moldy so quickly, it makes me worry about the panko. Yeah, maybe I'll make deep-fried chicken fillets.

Manchester. No thanks.

No thanks.

Japan really was the perfect storm. Viral video to get everyone introduced to the channel. New life starting, new wife, visas, showing life in Japan. It was great, it was so easy.

Plus I was excited, it was my first time actually like properly living in Japan with a visa instead of just being there for a few months. I felt like this time I've really made it, I'm like all the other YouTubers now, got my visa.

That's why I'm kind of excited about getting the Thailand visa, because it's that kind of feeling of officially moving to another country instead of just going there for holiday.

That's why I got all excited about the Thai Elite visa,

5-year visa. Yeah, it seems in hindsight, it seems silly that I lost my marriage, but I was still young.

I still hadn't had sex with a lot of girls or hot girls.

I felt like I've got all this money, all this clout, got all these girls coming at me. Seems silly to be married.

I mean, what if you could have unlimited sex with all these different girls or just be married to one woman?

It's hard to stick with the one woman.

It's like every man's dream— have money and sex on tap whenever you want it.

But then you probably get depressed and bored anyway. It's like in GTA when you enter the cheat code.

It gets boring, isn't it?

As soon as you enter the cheat codes, the game gets boring after 20 minutes.

I've got

to change the setting.

Why, why does this guy on the front of the Streamlabs homepage.

Who the— he looks fucking weird.

Could they have chosen a more loserish looking guy to put on the front page of Streamlabs?

Fucking fat Asian nerd guy hunched over, making a weird face as well. At least get a hot girl or something. Why the fuck would you put that on the front page?

Oh wow, thanks.

TTS didn't read out.

Oh, I know why.

Try again.

Hello Daddy, I'm Mr. Sweet Cook. Can you forgive me for reporting you to the police? I've been messaging you online for weeks. Please come back to Japan, Daddy Daniel Baby. Australian GIY was small compared to you, maybe a bit girthier, but I love curve. Yeah, miss the text-to-speech voice. It was fun.

I miss getting the Super Chats.

The hell's that sound?

Also, with YouTube streams, getting donos is part of the fun. Not getting any donos makes it a lot more boring. Even Joel barely gets any donos. I watched him for a few hours, he got like 2 donos, $5 ones.

I don't know why people don't really dono on Kick, but on YouTube people dono a lot. I think Kick's made a big mistake not having an integrated dono system.

People would go to like PayPal or Streamlabs.

I got so many Super Chats when I came back to YouTube. Crypt And the mice guy

were dropping like $50 Super Chats.

Yeah, I think viewers are aware of the KCIP money.

Oh God, I miss YouTube. This is more fun, wasn't it? I can't go back. I'm trapped here because of the money.

It was just way more fun and exciting on

YouTube. Also, I think clickbait works better on YouTube. I don't really know if the title of the stream on Kick actually makes any difference.

I keep wanting to do a YouTube stream, but then I keep thinking, ah, shouldn't really. It's only going to make— well, I don't know now, but it would have only made $50, maybe $30 to $50,

when I'm making nearly $200 on Kick.

Yesterday I made 190, 187, even with barely getting 100 viewers.

Yeah, but even on YouTube it was the same every day, wasn't it? Groundhog Day.

If it's boring on Kick, it would be boring on YouTube.

That 3-day stream I did when Turkey Tom made a video about me was fun.

Had over 200 viewers for most of it.

That was a crazy weekend of losing my mind. Damn, I really lost it, didn't I?

Oh God, I really need to do something.

I don't know what to do.

Oh, oh, oh, even if it's something bad.

Whoa, market tanked! I told you. Holy shit.

嗯哼哼哼哼哼。

I remember feeling like I used to look forward to streaming when I was on YouTube,

like I was excited to announce my new plans and stuff like that.

Yeah, well, we sacrifice our mental health to make money, and then we spend money later to restore our mental health. It's the paradox of humanity.

I don't know what I'd be doing before Kick. Uh, excited about moving to Thailand, I guess.

And then I felt like I didn't need to move to Thailand anymore.

But at least moving to Thailand was like a mission, wasn't it? A goal. Get things moving and rolling.

Now I don't know. I also really like my car.

Now I've paid rent, I've got about £4K left. I need to start stacking those

£1,000 every week. 3 more weeks left in August,

could stack another £3K.

Drive to Taiwanese girl, six hours.

Hit diddly squat on the on the way.

I'll take her and her son out, get ice cream at the park. We can be like a family.

Nah, I'm good.

Imagine getting trapped with a child with a woman that you don't even like that much. It would be horrible, wouldn't it?

Like, if I accidentally had a child with Foster and

then later you find the woman you actually like, and then you got to break the family up. Chase your own happiness.

Oh God, being a human's so tough, isn't it?

Choices, choices, and decisions.

Selflessness or selfishness.

And then you feel guilty, don't you? You feel the guilt.

You either feel the guilt or you feel the misery.

Is there a park nearby? Nope, there's nothing nearby. You gotta drive 20 minutes to get to anywhere where there's anything.

Okay.

What's tanking?

It's ripping now.

Yeah, no,

no,

no.

Maybe I'll have some crisps. That'll be fun. I want a snack, but then I won't be hungry for dinner.

Wow, 100 viewers! We're popping!

Uh, 100 viewers, 13 hours, I can make $200.

Pretty good.

Why is everything stuck?

I made you a snack.

Mm-hmm. MSG, my favorite.

嗯，嗯。

I think my addiction is junk food. People have alcohol, drugs. Give me a pot noodle any day,

full of MSG.

Coming soon.

There's nothing to play on it. Uh, Mario Jamboree? No thanks. Donkey Kong Bananza? No thanks.

It's 6 PM already. Nice. Times are flying when you start the stream later. Exercise time.

Maybe more.

Try

my cherry cupcake.

Oh,

nearly dropped it.

啊。

啊，啊。

啊。啊。

Workout

done.

1 hour 20 minutes left.

No,

I

still got the charcoal.

What's that?

I wonder what that switch does there.

Pretty

good. Oh God,

I'm bored.

Pepperoni. I'm not gonna be hungry for dinner. What's for lunch? I already had lunch. I had savaloy and bacon with egg and toast.

Dinner time, 9 o'clock. Now it's snack time.

Snack time and chat with viewers.

Ask me anything

Q&A.

1,000 follower celebration.

Didn't ban loyal viewers.

If they can't take a little banning, then they're not—

well, if they can't take it, they shouldn't dish it out, should they?

They can't cry about getting banned just because they talk shit and then I talk shit back to them.

Don't talk shit then if you can't take a little banning. You can't do the time, don't do the crime.

They talk tough and then they cry because they got banned for a little bit. Bunch of pussies.

Well, isn't this an exciting fucking day?

Oh God, I don't know how long I can do this for.

Oh yeah, I know,

I know.

あり がとう ね。 で 先 で 書 いた メ ッ セ ージ よ り も 私 今 ア ズ ラ から カ ジ ム ハ ル ト です 門 から の ところ まで やって き ました。 もう やって ない だ し。 Exc use me, can I see you?

To do an ollie, you first have to understand that when your foot is on the tail, your front foot is glued to the skateboard. This means if I lift up my front foot, that board is connected and will not go anywhere. Instead of sliding your front foot, I want you to try and pull the nose up towards

your belt buckle with your foot. This will get your nose up in the air, will really help you get the board off the ground. And then to finish it off, just lift both your legs in the air Like you 're sitting in a chair. ひ だ く ん、 始 めて ください。 あ、 す い ません。

あの。

That's

so weird.

The best way to travel when it doesn't feel the best.

The best. I'll give you a free bike right now. Hey, flip out! Yeah, front flip. I don't believe you did it again. I'm good. No, I don't believe you did. Well, you can watch the video. That counts. You think that— a lot of times you'll see skaters trying to ollie over something. I don't know why it keeps

showing me skateboarding stuff. All of a sudden they have clean ollies again. What is happening here? And I think this is because generally we're not on wheels, so when What even is the point of skateboarding? You're jumping up and down on a piece of wood, flipping it around.

It seems so pointless.

There's Anthony running.

Where's the surprise? Nothing's happening. No pressure. What is it? Uh, okay, it is pressure.

Feel the difference.

This guy is so weird.

His whole content is he just does this in front of people.

So stupid.

お湯完全。

Don't skip this video if you want to run away to Thailand. Day 10 of the English beard man not having a haircut or shave. So it escapes the matrix and flies to Thailand. Let's go, baby! So don't forget to drop a follow. Let's escape the matrix together on the most craziest journey you're ever gonna see. Let's go!

But as you can see in the UK today, people, the sun's out, it's cracking the flags. Let's go! Don't skip this video.

I went there. I went there with the Chinese Scottish girl and I touched her head.

I thought we were gonna make out.

The fuck? Oh God.

It's your turn.

On the loan shop.

Welcome to us. Hey you! I heard you have a tiny wiener. How to say

everyone's banned for being boring.

So where

are you from? So I grew up in— what are you drinking? Seriously? So I grew up in— what are you drinking?

Maybe I need a car like this,

then I'll be cool.

Where's the first? I like this one. What's that one?

What's the best dua I can make?

Is for you. If you're struggling financially—

You say

migrants in hotels should be deported. Where should they be deported to if their country isn't safe or if another country won't accept them? I'm sorry, I've had enough of this. If you come from Afghanistan, you don't back to Afghanistan. End of. This idea we can't send people to certain countries, all the false claims that people make about

their own personal lives— I'm sorry, we're done. We're done. We've had enough. This is what 46 days at sea will do to a man. This is what I look like on day 1, and this is how I'm looking now. The boys and I are rowing over 3,000 miles from New York to the UK, and if you're new

around here, this is what's happening. How can you even do that? You just row a boat from America to UK and into the open North Atlantic Ocean for a very wet and choppy first week, which ended with Jack and I getting thrown overboard. Wouldn't you die? 12-foot wave and having the boat capsize.

Want to get away from the city but only have one day? Just one hour away from me.

Uh, I would rather eat a 5 by 7 room than play nice with somebody I know don't like me.

Come get my first perm with

me.

I'm bored, guys.

Even doom scrolling is boring.

Maybe I will get a job. It can't be more boring than this.

Fuck me.

You think being a streamer would be fun, wouldn't you? Fucking boring.

New topic. Why are women gay?

How about that?

What if I messaged you, right?

She's probably sleeping, right?

What if I message?

Don't want to message anymore.

What if I play back old voice messages from female viewers?

Which one was that voice message?

Bell Delphine.

It's hard to find because not many sent voice messages.

Oh, I found some. So if you want to take drugs and have like— oh my God, why is always fucking drugs? Um, you're going to have to like prepare. Like first of all, you need to start meditating every day for 20 minutes. Like you're just gonna sit on a chair and open your eyes or have them closed

and think about nothing. And every time you think, then if you don't want to— why do my female viewers love taking drugs? Like a really profound experience what you could YouTube is like type in breathwork on YouTube. What is breathwork? I don't even care why you're telling me this. Like, I could just tell you, like, I am

seriously suffered from psychosis for a year, and then some dude, like a friend of mine that I met in the hospital, gave me this, uh, this vape, and I vaped it, and I realized I am the psychosis. I am hallucinating. I am creating a fantasy world that does not exist And after that moment, that was on the

1st of August this month, I stopped being in psychosis. So drugs are not bad, they can completely change your life.

God, even my female viewers are weirdos. Psychosis, drug addiction. Jesus Christ, why can't I have sex addiction viewers instead of drug addicted female viewers. Like, you gotta meditate. This is just to gain control. Yeah, I would just come to Berlin, and here you can basically buy LSD, and you can also buy hazzi, and you can easily get

some weed. Oh wow, so much. Right, yeah, short summary of what I was trying to say, uh, yesterday is like, if you want to take drugs and have a positive experience, like, there's things that you can do that will basically Ensure that you cannot have a negative experience unless— how do I get her to stop talking? Stop

talking! Oh my God, worse than Venus. God wants to make you, make you see something. Well, she does go on and on about fucking drugs. Drugs this, drugs that, her whole fucking life. Identity is drugs, isn't it? People are so sad.

Take care, Sam.

Oh yeah, dude, those comments were at least from a couple years ago, and it was just like an off comment you meant, like you said during like a live stream or something. So I mean, it just depends on what you want, Daniel, you know? Like, there's 3 things: there's community, attention, and money. And so, you know, if

you want attention, uh, and you don't want to work hard for it, then go for the drama. Go for the fucking talking shit people love you for. But anyway, Danny Boy, it's, uh, I don't know, man. It's nice to see that you're, um— I still think that you doing these long fucking YouTube videos or the long live

streams on your YouTube is what killed your channel, man, because like you made yourself way too available. You made your shit way too saturated. And it's like, I know that you have a bigger audience on YouTube, but when they come to expect that you're just going to be live streaming on your channel versus actually putting out a

video, uh, you know, it's— it kills the expectation, it kills the views. And plus, you don't really do drama or personal drama stuff anymore. So, you know, a lot of the people that were hate watching are not coming over to see your stuff anymore. So I mean, that's why I recommended that you like go after big YouTubers

or like you do like tech reviews because people like hearing a posh British man talk. What's up, Danny boy? It's easier to talk than type. But yeah, I talked to George like maybe a month ago and he said that he was going to come to Korea and then go to Japan. And yeah, but like he didn't mention

anything about Thailand. I think maybe it's just like he always kind of overbooks himself. Like, you know, like he wants to do a bunch of things, but it just doesn't work with his time schedule or whatever.

But yeah, well, got nothing to make a video about, so how can I make a video?

I wish I could make a video. I just don't have anything to make one about.

So many people used to message me.

Back then.

So many of these accounts are deleted now.

So many people,

all gone.

I don't know why the girls love drugs so much.

They love going on, on about them too.

I also don't know why they think I care. I'm not going to do drugs.

I'm not that dumb.

I remember this girl. She was kind of crazy too.

I wonder what happened to her.

Even the dating apps aren't fun anymore.

Oh dear.

I mean, I'm only banned on Tinder so far.

I still got Bumble, but I never get any matches on it apart from really ugly girls that look like men.

No one messages me on WhatsApp. Spanish girl didn't reply.

Gamer girl doesn't talk.

Might as well leave. Why am I waiting out just for one girl who's probably gonna flake anyway?

Oh God, I gotta just go somewhere, don't I?

Thailand.

Thailand now.

Heathrow. Oh my God, spasm.

Oh.

August 14th.

Maybe.

September, 250.

It's pretty cheap.

What other streamer do you want to talk about? I don't know who that is. Is it a hot girl?

Oh my God, Barrick Gold's ripping. You fucking kidding me?

I sell it and it rips out of the channel that it's been in for 3 years.

Oh, that's so annoying.

It's up 10% since I sold it.

It's probably gonna go to 26.

Easily.

Oh well, what can you do? I needed the money to pay off my credit card, didn't I?

China Airlines 600.

I don't even know if I actually want to go or if I just want to go because I want views to go up.

Do I want to go or am I just wanting wanting to go. I mean, I could probably get sex as well. Sex and views, my dual mandate.

But then I got to sit on a plane for 12 hours.

Oh, can't be bothered.

Stupid plane.

I don't even know what I want to do anymore.

It's just, just going to Thailand not going to have— it's not going to make a bunch of stuff just magically happen. I still put effort into making stuff happen, like meeting people.

Why is it so hard to meet people

Yeah, I mean, I met people doing it every— but didn't go anywhere, did it?

It's only interesting if I have sex with them. Have I ever met someone and didn't have sex with them and it was interesting?

嗯。

Hong Kong guy. It wasn't interesting though, didn't even get 100 viewers. I was on YouTube in Japan meeting an OG character and we couldn't even break 100. I had more— I got more viewers now barely talking than when I was hanging out with Hong Hong Kong guy. Hong Kong guy, where's the stream? Bring up the numbers.

Yeah, I'm banned. Chicken feet, like an hour after I banned him. But he sulked off like a baby. Look, meeting the Hong Kong guy—

put it back to public.

100 viewers average. Yeah, 128 peak. Dropped down to about 100 British sometimes. I only made 6. I didn't get a single dono. It made $16 in ads, no donos. A waste of fucking time.

See, meeting people doesn't make the views go up. Only if it's a girl.

The thing is, the person I'm meeting also has to be interesting. Can't just meet like any random person. People never really found him interesting. That's why his channel flopped. If he was interesting, his channel wouldn't have flopped.

He was only slightly interesting because he got involved with my marriage drama.

He just got involved with my drama, so people were interested in his take, I I guess, but apart from that, he's got nothing.

I don't know why people love Blood Bucket that much. People were like so fascinated about her.

I didn't even have to do anything, just let her take over. I just sat there doom scrolling.

I'm so bored. I don't know what to do. Do do do do do what to do. Getting a job doesn't seem like such a bad idea anymore. Make money, more money than streaming.

Probably make like ten pounds an hour now with these numbers. I'd make more money, I'd have interesting things to talk about, and I meet people, maybe even meet a girl, and then come home and stream. I do like, I don't know, 5 hours work and then the rest of the day streaming. I wouldn't lose any money other

than if I hate it, I can rant about it and I wouldn't care if I got fired.

Getting a job for content, what job would I do? I don't know, anything, as long as it's not not driving or in a warehouse,

like in a shop, and then I hate it and I rage about it. Some of my best stories were from places like petrol station, Lawson convenience store. If I never had to do anything I hated, I would have barely anything to talk about.

Customer service is the worst. Yeah, but you get a lot of funny stories, don't you? Stupid customers, irritating people.

It's either I go to Thailand and just sit around doing nothing trying to get dates, or maybe I look for a job here.

Hmm. Um, both, can I? I just really can't be bothered to go to Thailand.

Taxi to Exeter, train to Reading, bus to airport, late night flight, Shenzhen, 7 hours. Is that 250 plus 160? That's 400, 450. Kondo, 600, 700. Do it all for 1,000 maybe.

Is that someone at the door?

No.

I'm bored, I'm bored, really, really bored. Whose life do you envy?

Hmm.

I don't know, CDawgVA's life seems pretty cool. Popular,

gets a lot of viewers, people love watching him just playing games with nothing really. Got a load of friends,

respected in the community, seems nice.

Forced to travel for sex. Yeah, and views. If I had views and sex here, I wouldn't even be interested in traveling.

What's that spider doing? It got something. Oh.

Cool. Got a little fly.

Forced travel, money and sex.

If you had infinite money, you could just keep buying prostitutes, couldn't you? Or get like a gold digger girlfriend,

trap her here cuz she's broke and she can't drive.

Like, title needs girl.

Yeah, but then you can't get rid of her. That's the problem. How are you going to get rid of her? Like Say, um, you gotta leave. I'm dropping you off at the train station. Bye-bye.

That'll be so hard to do. Imagine you're stuck with somebody you don't even like and then you gotta find a way to kick them out. That's why dating women from overseas kind of works, because you can always have that excuse of, oh, my visa ran out. Oh, I'm just gonna go home for a bit, save up some

money. I'll be back. I'm gonna get a And then you ghost her.

You date someone overseas, you got an easy way to get out of it, is just get on a plane and leave. But the moment you bring a girl to your own home and she can't drive or doesn't have a job, you're screwed. How are you going to get rid of her? You just have to like actually kick

her out. As someone who always ditches and has never had to initiate a break up. That would be really tough. I would probably

neglect her until she feels miserable and then leaves voluntarily on her own and breaks up with me. It's like the Turkish girl. I didn't tell her to leave, I just made it uncomfortable until she didn't want to be there anymore, and then she left on her own accord.

Crypt situation? Well, she had cats So she couldn't stay forever, which made me feel a bit relieved.

We're spinning

warp speed. Oh my God! Oh shit! What was that noise? Oh, that scared me.

I thought it was going to explode.

Oh, it's warm.

That was the only bit of excitement the whole day when I got jump scared by the washing machine.

We're laundering, washing money.

What if I do Thailand in the cheapest way? Like book a horrible hostel on Khao San Road and have a terrible time, and then reward myself with a fancy condo the next month,

or continue with my comfy but boring life here.

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

What if

go on Facebook Marketplace and I buy a cheap shitty car for fun?

Do do do do do do do do do do do do.

Do.

Yeah, but then I got to pay for insurance and everything. That's what makes it boring.

Look at

these cars nearby. Look, Buick, they got 250 £1,000, 2003 Skoda. Nissan Micra.

Fiat Punto in Corlington. That's where the Tesco is. £600.

Cheaper than a phone.

Go Kit Hill and then go have a look at this.

Gearbox bearing noise. Manual, 66,000 miles.

Go thrash it up Kit Hill. Drive it off a cliff. I need a toilet.

Let's either go to Thailand

or get a job.

Whoa, Mark is tanking.

Holy shit, it's tanking!

A pair of golds ripping.

I reckon it will bounce.

Could bounce here, I don't know.

No, I don't want to be a cleaner. That'd be boring. I want some funny stories or rage at something and then quit. I mean, get fired would be pretty good as well for content.

I heard they were looking for delivery drivers at that Cornish pasty shop, actually.

Although, um, probably not a good idea.

Yeah, well, I said I didn't want to be 40 years old and still

messing around in Asia doing nothing with my life. Didn't I say that

when I said I was coming back to the UK after Japan last year? That was the whole point of getting a car, so I could get a job and make money. But now I'm making more money than I could ever make from a job.

Oh, hey Queen, how's it going?

How was your day?

I'm bored, so bored.

At least in Japan you can be bored and have sex rather than be bored and no sex.

I'm not wasting my money on prostitutes.

Why'd I start so late?

Um, I thought I'd take a bit of a break

for my mental health, but I still feel pretty shit.

Yesterday I said I wasn't gonna leave, I quite liked it here, and now I'm like, oh, we'll book my ticket for Thailand.

Prostitute sex is not good sex. You'll never beat sex with a girlfriend. I don't know why I have to keep explaining why prostitutes are not a good idea. It's not as simple as, oh, you just get sex. Yeah, but there's good sex and there's bad sex, and with a girlfriend you get unlimited sex. Plus you get girlfriend

experience. You don't get that with a prostitute. Well, you can watch a movie and cuddle with a prostitute. The minute you nut, she's out of there.

Unless she actually likes you for some reason.

What happened to Venus? She's gone.

It's impossible to talk to her, and there's like nothing there. Lights are on, but no one's home.

I can't talk to someone like that.

Require some kind of— I

don't know, like lights on.

I need some kind of intelligence.

Talking to her is like almost like talking to an AI.

She's just not there.

Yeah, she's just drunk all the time, or she's doing drugs.

I can't click with someone like that.

My girlfriend dumped me. Oh no.

Nah, no luck on dating apps. I got 2 girls said they want to meet, but they said after next week.

Spanish girl and gamer girl, but Spanish girl doesn't even reply. She might be in Spain now.

But she could at least message me and say, oh hey, I'm in Spain, can't talk. We're banging a bunch of Spanish guys.

I got banned on Tinder, only got 5 matches. Got 3 WhatsApps. One doesn't reply, 2 hasn't replied yet,

and the other one doesn't talk much.

The Thai girls talk way more and are way friendlier.

Got a match on Bumble. Wonder who it is. I've got to try and find her by swiping.

Oh, I got her.

Christina,

26,

Plymouth.

Looks okay, I guess.

Oops, Indian.

Oh, they have to message me first.

26-year-old Indian girlfriend.

At least she's not fat.

Why do you love your girlfriend, Daniel? Uh, because she's not fat. No, that was why do you love your wife? She's not fat and she's not annoying. She doesn't talk too much.

I remember that video, why I love my wife.

People were so triggered. Stupid YouTube viewers.

Daniel, those are not real reasons to love your wife. You don't love her for being a human. You only love her for what she does for you, stupid moron viewers on YouTube. You only love her for what she can do for you, not for what she is.

Duh. Why would I love her for things that she doesn't do for me? Oh yeah, I love the way that she doesn't beat my ass every night.

That's why I got so fed up making videos. You stupid idiots in the comments lecturing me, can't take a joke. No, Daniel, that's

what my whole YouTube career was like. Post video, hundreds of comments saying, no, Daniel, you only want

Fuckin' morons. Eat my shit.

God, this is a long two hours washing this stupid shirt.

I just got so fed up making YouTube videos because everything I posted, just get a bunch of videos in the comments whining.

Got to a point where I just felt like I couldn't be bothered anymore. No matter what I say, I'm going to get people saying, no, Daniel, no, Daniel,

just trying to argue with me about every fucking thing. Pisses me off. That's why I banned that chicken guy yesterday. He's disagreeing with every single thing I say. It's fucking annoying. Shut the fuck up.

Hate it when people do that,

like they're just trying to disagree with everything I say for the sake of disagreeing.

Joel left. He got on a plane. He's going to do the Ice Poseidon scavenger hunt. He was only in London for one day.

He probably made a couple thousand dollars just from that one day stream, pay for his tickets. Smart guy. Get a layover in London. Yeah, he said he was here for a layover.

I've never had a layover where I've left the airport and gone into the city and then back to the airport. Seems like a lot of hassle. I just sit in the airport being bored.

Like, you get a layover in China and go explore China for 10 hours.

Yeah, I do hate some of the viewers, like TB, always trying to argue with me over every fucking thing. No Daniel this and no Daniel that. Shut the fuck up.

So annoying.

Where's TB? Gone forever. No more backseat cooking. Do this, do that, and water, tomato.

Sky looks interesting.

I saw him on Meaningless Dream. Yeah, he's an idiot. He whines all the time about being depressed watching my stream, but he can't stop watching it. And then he goes watches another streamer who's equally as depressing and miserable as I am.

He used to be obsessed with that complaining channel guy, the gay guy from Manchester who was a musician. I saw him in the comments and everything he made. He's like, some— for some reason he's drawn to kind of depressing streamers.

And then he complains about how he can't stop watching them, and it's making him depressed. Well, it's your fault, isn't it?

Oh, I want to see if the stain is washed out of my white shirt.

This complaining channel still makes stuff. I thought he disappeared.

I remember I was streaming outside in Manchester and he said, oh shit, Daniel's outside my house. As if I knew where he lived.

It was completely random.

Prediction, is the stain still on the shirt? That's how he does this prediction. I watched a bit of Joel's stream. I guess it was kind of fun. Apart from that idiot Taemin. God, he's like a kid.

Is he not embarrassed doing that stuff? The Taemin guy was like walking around singing the Squid Game song.

I'd be embarrassed hanging out with someone like that.

New prediction, will Stain on shirt, be gone! Wow, this is the content we've been waiting for.

I hate those silly goofy dances they do when they get a music dono. Joel's face is so annoying.

Why is his English so bad after all this time? Can't he learn to pronounce the words properly at least?

I don't know, the stain— there's like little yellow, couple yellow little stains on the white shirt. I can't get it out, so I got this Vanish Oxy thingy powder, put it in the washing machine.

I also put it at 60°. I hope it's not shrunk the shirt or something.

They went to a Wetherspoon, they had full English, and then viewers kept buying them stuff with the QR code.

No shame.

Stain cleaned but shirt shrunk.

Maybe I can take it back to Tesco and say, um, my shirt shrunk through no fault of my own. Can I get a new one?

They can resell it as S size down from M. I understand why some clothes shrink, but then things like a towel doesn't.

Dun dun dun dun, bum bum bum bum.

嗯 哼 哼， 嗯 哼 哼 哼 哼 哼 哼 哼， 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔。

No, no, no.

Joel said he'll be back. Where's he going now? I thought he was catching a flight. Let's go snipe him.

Not— no one snipes Joel, do they? Joel's boring. He's not even famous or anything. He only gets views because he hung out with Ice Poseidon like twice.

Otherwise, he's, he's a nobody. I'm more famous than he is. Just, I don't get as many views because I didn't hang out with Ice Poseidon properly.

Like Sam Pepper's famous. I wouldn't really. I don't know. I wouldn't really say Suspenders is famous. No one knows who Suspenders is outside of Kick, outside of the CX community.

Boring. Like you only snipe people if they're famous. Famous like Chris Broad or CWA. Otherwise, what's the

point?

Networking? No, I only snipe if it's fun. I don't care about networking. So I didn't snipe CWA thinking, oh, I'm gonna get his viewers. No, it's just a bit of fun. Fun to see a famous person in real life, see what they look like.

The only fun thing is when you snipe them and you stalk them, and then their viewers start going, hiding in my room stalking you. Like when I did that with, uh, Sora the Trolled in that. No, Ice Poseidon. Yeah, some of my viewers went over to his stream and snitched on me.

5

minutes.

Maybe I text Taiwanese girl.

She sounds like she wished she married me instead. She said to me if I offered her a house,

she might have been my wife now instead. I was like, oh well, 10 years ago I didn't have money.

Remember that Elisa the Chung— Elisa the Chung— Elisa Chung person blew up and she started streaming and she sniped Sora and then he ran away from her.

Funny how Taiwanese girl wasn't interested in me, but she would have been if I had a house. Guess she didn't see my mom's house.

My house soon.

You know, I talked to my sister earlier today. She said the hospital thing went well. They're having having a boy.

Sent me a picture. Her belly's massive. Got a little human being growing in it.

Human. Human. Imagine a human growing inside you. It must be weird.

What's for dinner? Gonna make chicken

Kyiv.

Those were the days when my sister was okay being on stream,

and my mom too.

Oh, my car's been unlocked since yesterday. That's weird. It doesn't even matter, it's so safe here. You just leave everything unlocked. What are they gonna do, steal my toilet paper inside the car?

I'll steal that guy's wife.

If I steal his wife, She can move in here, pay me a couple hundred pounds,

and then I'll go off to Asia.

I don't think she'd be happy with that.

Do you think she'd let me babysit the kid? I really doubt it. They won't even trust me to look after Pushkin.

That's insane. My sister said sometimes the neighbors look after Pushkin,

but then when, when someone suggested that I look after Pushkin, my mom was like, oh, Daniel can't even look after a paper bag.

They— my family really don't trust me to do anything, not even like plan a trip or book hotels. They think I don't know how to look after a cat. You just put food in a bowl and clean out its litter tray. How's it hard? Feel insulted. Apart from the time when I had fish and they nearly all

died, I'm pretty good with pets actually.

Apart from when all my shrimp jumped out of the fish tank because the water was toxic and they'd rather suffocate and die than live in that shitty water. But apart from that, I'm very reliable with animals, I think.

Oh no,

Trading 212 says they're lowering the interest rates,

uh, CFD accounts interest rate from 4.35 down to 4.05.

Why? Bank of Bank of England's recent interest rate cut.

So the UK's cutting rates but the US isn't.

If they cut rates, isn't that going to make inflation go up?

Only 4% interest rate now. CFD account.

No, it says on my email here, Bank of Interest recent interest rate cut

has affected the interest on Trading 212 accounts from 4.35% to 4.05%, moron.

How long is that washing machine gonna take?

We've got stain removal content. Content's coming, guys. 3 minutes.

No, it's a t-shirt, a towel, and a tea towel.

I need to know if this is going to get the stain out, otherwise I don't know what to do. I've done everything. I rubbed Fairy Liquid soap into it, I've rubbed the Oxi-Vanish into it, I've now put it in the washing with one scoop of Oxi-Vanish. What else can I do really? Paint it white?

Do do do do do do do do do do. It wasn't cheap; it was £15. It's a nice shirt; it's not cheap. Volkswagen branded, nice embossing.

Not cheap shirt at all. Volkswagen brand.

If I can't get the stain out, I probably will buy a new one. Now I'm scared if I get a stain on it again, I don't know how to get it out.

Is it done? I think it's done. Oh, exciting!

Come on, if it's done, just open already.

Oh, I prefer the Japanese washing machines with the lid on the top so you can open it whenever you want.

These side-loaded ones, stupid lock.

Just let me open it when I want to fucking open it.

Come on.

Is it gonna wait a whole minute to unlock the door?

I knew when I get up it'll unlock. Okay, let's have a look.

Fucking market. Better not rip.

Stain removal was £6.

I

don't care where the top-loading machine was invented. But you only ever see them in Japan. I don't see them in the UK. In the UK, everyone's got one like that where the door's on the side or the front.

Oh my God, it's still there! Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh my God, what am I gonna do?

Look, that one's still there too.

This shirt's been cursed. And also the collar has gone all yellowy. What?

I've washed this shirt 2 times now.

There's a yellow stain there.

And also, why is the collar all brown?

Oh my God,

I can't wear this.

Am I gonna have to buy another one?

Oh, shut up, it's not clear. I can see it's yellow. Fucking idiot.

There's a yellow dot here, there's a yellow patch there, and also the collar. I don't know why the collar is all brown looking.

Washing machine that doesn't wash stains out.

Wasting my

money again. It's just— why is the collar brown? Look.

It was in the washing for 2 hours.

My favorite t-shirt.

That Oxy Vanish stuff doesn't work.

I just don't understand it. What kind of fucking stain doesn't come out?

It's right there.

Why doesn't it fucking come out?

What kind of stain doesn't come out with soap?

If I have to buy it again, a £15 shirt turns into a £30 shirt.

Can send the man to moon, can send a man to Mars, but can't wash a fucking shirt.

Why is the collar all brown as well?

Why

is it

staying?

Okay.

A ver.

Yeah, my fingers feel weird now, slightly.

The tub says,

says soak maximum 6 hours.

That'll be 2 AM in the morning. Shit, it's 8 PM now.

I'll soak it until 12 PM. 4 hours should be good enough.

Oh God, so stressful. Just want to get this stupid yellow stain out.

Well, I guess the answer is No, congrats to the winners.

Oh God.

Next prediction will be, has the stain come out after soaking? I wonder what that yellow stain is. I thought it was pot noodle, but pot noodle doesn't have oil in it.

Tanric. I didn't have turmeric.

New prediction:

will stain be,

be gone after soaking?

That's not the same thing. It's for soaking, not washing in the washing machine.

What stain? I've got a nasty yellow stain on my brand new Volkswagen white shirt that I was gonna wear. To meet Crypt at the airport before she ditched us all and ran off with our money without providing the sex.

Stupid idiot. Scamming bitch.

I should have blocked her like Moon told me to.

No, she ran off with your money, not my money. She took dono money, $200, and ran off. The money was supposed to help her fly here.

I didn't get scammed. I didn't lose anything.

Yeah, I guess it's true. She did give me hundreds in donos. I wonder if I can look up her username on Streamlabs.

She probably donated all the money back to me through Super Chats. Which is funny. I don't know how my fingers are sticky after I just washed it with soap.

Tipping history.

Crypt.

I think these are fake crypts with the $1 donos.

Super chats.

No, there's 2 little yellow stains on the front of the shirt, but there's also the collar is kind of brownish.

Last Crypt Super Chat was

June 12th, Crips Cutie, $2. Miss you, Daniel.

Oh, there's another Crips, $5 at 7. Let's add them all up.

$10. You didn't say hi to me. $2.

Will this help my XP?

$4. Would you let me clean your house in a maid outfit? Let me tickle your boo.

$2.

I want to cuddle you so bad right now.

$5. You need to make a stool for your feet.

What? $2.

Crip 27.

At least wish me a happy birthday, Daniel. I'm not mad at you for being who you are. I'll be a devoted viewer. It just hurts you never gave me a chance.

Birthday girl out.

$4. My mum watched your OnlyFans. She said you're hung like a horse. Your new haircut looks like a chair, Daddy. What?

How can it look like a chair?

$2.

Donate me your cocker spaniel. $27.

Tie me up in your bed, keep me alive, feed on me while you're at work. I'd love that. For days I'm not tired, I'll clean your house and have dinner ready. Who's this Xiao person? They donated loads.

Crypt, $10.

Getting ready for Food Friday church service.

Another $10.

Is your OnlyFans active? $50.

Happy you're happy, Daniel. You deserve nothing but self-love. Ark is in the process.

Let me know when you're From afar. What? Let me love you from afar until you're ready for some cereal. You know how to get at me when you're ready.

$2.

$10. Jesus, she donated loads. I'm gonna be MIA for the week. I have to travel back home today because of family crisis. I wonder what the family crisis was. Someone get shot again.

2259. What? Oh, can't read that one. Did she throw out the pork?

Damn. 2222, 2468, 13.

18, 23.

Jesus. 28, 30, 32, 37,

uh, 39, 27, 12. How many did she donate? 5, 10,

10.

I think that was it. $204 Canadian dollars.

Come to Canada. I have a mirror on top of my bed. I love cuddling.

I'm dyeing my hair tonight black.

200 Canadian dollars is how much? Like 150 US dollars.

April, March. It was mid-March, Turkey Tom video.

My laptop. Some ROG X13 or X— I can't remember actually.

They should put the name of the laptop instead of all these stupid stickers. X13 Flow maybe, or is it X11? Let me check my YouTube channel.

Flow X13.

I got 85,000 views on it. Jesus, I didn't realize this was getting views.

Hello, hello, welcome back to a new video. So recently I bought this Asus X13 laptop, compact convertible powerful gaming laptop, and I've been using it for a few weeks now and I just wanted to make a video talking about why I kind of regret buying this now. And guys, I kind of regret to fulfill my technical needs.

So recently I went to a place called Kanchanaburi, which is a couple hours drive outside of Bangkok, which is where I live, and we took a few days trip there Spent a few days in a hotel in that place, and I took my Flow X13 with me to test it out on the road and see what it's

like as a 6 kg. And not having it in it is— then I flipped it like this.

Wait, wait. And then I flipped it like this. My hair is so long. Like that. So I was sitting on the bed with this on my lap, kind of like like this. I had this on my legs and I had the screen pointed at myself, and it's quite comfortable holding it like this because you get the keyboard

out the way. Keyboard's acting as support. 8,000 RPM is in there, the load. And as a tablet, yeah, the touchscreen is fine, everything touchscreen is nice and responsive, but it's damn heavy. It's a 1.2 kg tablet in this form. Most tablets like the iPad Pro and the Samsung Tab S Ultra, those big tablets, tablet mode seems so

damn— make it to a proper tablet. It's not as good as a proper actual big size gaming laptop. I'd much rather have an iPad Pro, much better than whatever this is. Browsing the internet. Channa Buri G tablet. Funny when you click randomly.

Just relax on the bed and then I'd have this support Now, I'd expect there to be fan noise the most whilst on the trip. It's the fans that really work. On YouTube, I could feel it, how I could feel how hot it was. Pro and tablet mode, and it wouldn't get really hot paired to a nice lightweight

for coding. If you want like a Windows tablet, an iPad Pro, maybe 11-inch, sell it somehow because I feel like what I did was kind of over the top and it's too I made $177 from this video. Wow, I got 20% off. This laptop cost me, I think, $1,000.

Got nearly 20% off by making a stupid troll video. That's it. I made multiple videos. Look, I made 7 videos

unboxing my brand. This one got 7,000 views. It made $15.

Hello, welcome back to a new video. So today we're gonna make a lot on this bed. Never unboxed before.

Yeah, it's a good laptop, very small and light. I can pick up with one hand. Look, it's got some nice details, retro design. What? Oh yeah, scratching it. Please tell me that comes off. It scratches for some reason. What is that? That is really weird.

I have no idea why it looks like a chalkboard. When you rub your nails against it, when you rub your nail on it, it makes a white mark and then it rubs off. It's really weird. It's really weird. It rubs straight off like nothing's there now. Material.

Yeah, now I can't return this. I'm not doing any damage to it. I don't know why it left a mark. It's not flat and smooth, it's kind of rigid.

Yeah, it's got like a bumpy texture. We got one USB, really. They're like very flat, don't do anything on. It's hair stuff. Lay it upside down on his keyboard. I don't think it is. It's got 500 nits.

Yeah, I made 7 videos. This one made $17.

Getting warmer, getting warmer. What is that voice? £100 off the Hisense. Hello, hello, welcome back to a new video. So today we have the ASUS ROG Flow X13.

Look, this sticker was originally yellow, but my sweat melted the coloring off. Realized that there's actually— if you pick it, it will come out there. So you got to pick it out and

It's the point of that. It took me a while to realize a good way of using flat mode. So imagine you've got an external monitor, but you don't want to plug, which is quite useful sometimes if you just want to watch YouTube or play a game using it. My Thailand condo faster was hard at work. A bigger

screen experience.

Another life, another world.

Felt miserable there, now I feel miserable here. It sounds great. Miserable everywhere I go. Why can't I just be happy?

Why is it so hard?

My good old Thai condo.

Amazing views. Now all I got is this field of trees,

a garden full of weeds.

Don't know where I'm gonna be next year.

Constant blanket of clouds in the sky.

Someone in that field over there and looking at me. Does he have binoculars?

I swear they just lifted up binoculars to their face.

There's someone in that field looking straight at me with binoculars.

Bit weird. And now they walked off since I came to the door.

Bit creepy.

Love,

love,

love.

Can you see?

There you go, binoculars.

It's that crypt.

Look

like a

zombie.

She looks—

I want to see how she looked.

I'm scared. Can you see her?

Where is he going?

A master.

What? She was there.

I don't know where she went.

Ouais, alors ça.

I swear she was walking in the middle and then she disappeared.

I swear she was standing like at the edge holding her arms up like holding binoculars. That was weird.

She's looking into my house with the binoculars. Otherwise, how would she see me from over there?

She's just vanished.

Probably shouldn't wear white if you're gonna be hiding.

Where's my play button? It's at my mum's house.

That was creepy.

She went like this and then just like going that way,

and I lost her. Well, she's hiding behind the bush.

Okay, be careful not to step on that wasp. It's dead, but you could still get stung. Maybe it's been there for weeks. So I saw her again, this creepy, like, weird-looking ghostly figure. The way she walks, like a zombie.

Matt, what would you do if you, like, you look out into the field and you just see human silhouettes slowly walking towards your house, like Walking Dead or something? Get in the car and run, or would you barricade yourself up in the house?

I'd get in the loft. I'd grab all my food and get in the loft. I mean, you could try and drive off, but chances are the whole country's infected. I'll just hide in the loft and starve.

That's the black cat over there.

I don't know, I thought the field is private,

but I have seen a few people walking in it.

嗯。

Okay,

hey, what's in the garden?

It reminds me of me and Sora the Troll were literally stream sniping each other from the corner like this. We were holding our cameras like it was a gun. That was funny.