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Why I’m leaving Japan
2019-12-21 · 15 min
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Goodbye fish.
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0:07–0:08 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_0Thank you.
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0:10–0:12 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_1Thank you, Kessa.
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0:13–0:14 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_2Bit worried about this feeder thing.
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0:19–0:21 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_3Hopefully it works.
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0:22–0:23 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_4Go, go.
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0:27–0:28 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_5Say goodbye.
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0:35–0:36 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_6Goodbye.
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0:37–0:41 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_7Bye-bye.
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0:43–0:44 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_8We're at the airport. I feel sick.
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0:59–1:03 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_9I feel sick.
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1:06–1:07 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_10Where's our plane?
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1:10–1:13 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_11I'm getting flashbacks from last year when
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1:16–1:19 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_12Nobita gave me a strike. I was sitting
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1:20–1:22 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_13over there on the floor panicking because
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1:23–1:25 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_14I had 2 strikes.
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1:25–1:26 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_15Stupid Nobita.
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1:29–1:30 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_16Who takes their dog on a plane?
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1:38–1:40 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_17Weird. Very weird.
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1:43–1:46 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_18Very high-tech.
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1:50–1:52 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_19Our aeroplane. Our prison
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2:50–2:54 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_20for the next 12 hours.
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2:54–2:55 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_21Every crew
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3:22–3:48 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_22boarding completed.
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3:48–3:48 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_23Oh,
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3:52–3:52 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_24thank you.
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4:00–4:06 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_25What's this?
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4:27–4:32 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_26Is it for
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4:34–4:38 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_27your head? No.
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4:38–4:40 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_28Now that we are above the clouds, it's
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4:53–4:55 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_29time to relax and enjoy your flight.
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4:56–4:58 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_30As a complimentary service, we offer a hot
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5:00–5:02 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_31meal and beverages during the flight and a
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5:02–5:05 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_32light meal before landing. You will find
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5:05–5:09 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_33snacks Snacks and beverages available for
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5:09–5:11 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_34purchase on menu, and our cabin crew is
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5:11–5:14 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_35available to serve you anytime during the
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5:14–5:17 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_36Food.
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5:22–5:23 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_37Chicken with rice or hamburger? Chicken.
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5:41–5:43 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_38Hamburger. Hamburger. And we like
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5:43–5:46 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_39chicken for it.
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5:47–5:47 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_40Chicken first.
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5:59–6:02 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_41Hamburger. Hamburger. And the chicken.
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6:04–6:09 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_42Thank you. There we go. Please enjoy.
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6:13–6:18 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_43Chicken with rice.
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6:24–6:26 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_44Chicken with
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6:27–6:33 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_45rice. Orange juice, please.
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6:33–6:35 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_46Why she speaks English? Like she speak
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7:01–7:04 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_47English? Yeah. She didn't speak English.
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7:04–7:07 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_48So? So she knows English.
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7:08–7:11 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_49Orange juice.
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7:13–7:14 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_50It sounds stupid.
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7:17–7:19 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_51Stop slurping.
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7:23–7:24 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_52Yeah.
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7:30–7:32 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_53They let
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7:42–7:50 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_54me have the empty seats at the back.
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7:50–7:54 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_55I'm all by myself.
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7:54–8:01 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_56I'm on internet. Huh? Internet.
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8:02–8:05 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_57つながる。でも多分払わなあかんでしょう。You have to pay the
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8:10–8:12 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_58money. Twenty euro. Look, they gave
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8:12–8:16 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_59us— they gave us the empty seats at the
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8:16–8:20 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_60Yay!
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8:20–8:25 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_61I just
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8:25–8:44 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_62had to pay €20 for a sandwich and a bag of
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8:44–8:47 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_63nuts.
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8:47–8:48 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_64Deadly good sandwich. Japanese sun is a
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8:51–8:55 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_65better bloody ripoff.
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8:55–8:58 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_66She's in trouble, trouble with security.
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9:01–9:05 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_67We're in Finland, everyone's so tall here.
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9:06–9:10 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_68The women are so tall.
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9:12–9:14 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_69What's wrong?
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9:18–9:20 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_70It's out.
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9:21–9:23 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_71Thank you.
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9:24–9:33 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_72Cheers. Thank you very much.
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9:33–9:34 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_73See ya.
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9:38–9:39 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_74We're home.
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9:40–9:43 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_75Hello, welcome home, my babe. Why are you
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9:51–9:55 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_76not helping your wife? Oh my God,
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9:56–9:59 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_77wow, I cannot even carry it.
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10:00–10:03 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_78Wow, it's a taxi man.
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10:04–10:07 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_79Okay, yeah. Wow,
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10:08–10:11 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_80I'm coming again here. He's so
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10:11–10:15 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_81little. Bad. Here again. Oh, you say, oh,
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10:16–10:18 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_82bad. Come on, come on, keep the room
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10:18–10:21 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_83warm. I feel so tired. I can
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10:22–10:25 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_84understand. I keep the room warm and The
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10:26–10:31 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_85nightmare is over. This bed
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10:31–10:35 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_86changed. It's the same.
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10:35–10:38 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_87The headboard. Oh, I took, I took my
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10:39–10:42 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_88headboard. You took my headboard
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10:42–10:46 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_89up to my room. Ah, you're right.
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10:46–10:49 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_90Good. Hungry? Yeah, hungry. Make sausage.
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10:49–10:53 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_91Tomorrow we go Chinese.
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10:53–10:55 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_92Yeah, he's naughty boy.
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10:57–10:59 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_93Never mind, we'll be happy.
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11:00–11:04 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_94I saw Hong Kong guy video on
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11:05–11:09 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_95YouTube. A Hong Kong guy, he said,
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11:09–11:12 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_96Daniel, very good husband. No
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11:12–11:15 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_97misunderstanding. Uh, third video,
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11:15–11:18 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_98I think fourth video. You too. No,
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11:19–11:22 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_99people were saying it sounds like I made
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11:22–11:25 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_100him say it. Yeah, I didn't. I just said
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11:25–11:28 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_101he's just lonely, Daniel. He helped you.
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11:29–11:32 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_102Stop video and put— why? Stop it. Don't
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11:32–11:35 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_103put me on YouTube, please. I think he's so
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11:36–11:39 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_104painful. Daniel treat him so badly. I
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11:39–11:42 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_105didn't treat him that badly. Just ignore
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11:42–11:44 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_106him and he helps you. You block He broke
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11:44–11:47 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_107tears because he loves you so much. He
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11:48–11:50 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_108helped you everything. It was not
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11:51–11:54 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_109funny. I said sorry to him. I said it was
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11:54–11:57 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_110a misunderstanding. Mrs. Mimo,
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11:57–12:00 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_111Mrs. Mimo,
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12:03–12:04 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_112do you remember me?
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12:07–12:08 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_113Mrs. Mimo.
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12:10–12:11 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_114I don't think she remembers me. Usually
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12:19–12:21 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_115she's kind of scared of me. She's not
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12:21–12:24 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_116Mrs.
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12:28–12:31 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_117Mimo. She looks scared.
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12:32–12:35 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_118Oh wow, the roof is different.
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12:42–12:44 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_119This used to be plastic sheets for the
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12:47–12:49 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_120ceiling, for the roof. My mum had it
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12:49–12:52 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_121changed to roof tiles and plaster,
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12:52–12:55 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_122plasterboards. Oh,
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12:56–12:59 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_123I can't believe I'm back here.
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13:00–13:01 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_124Oh, look, it's my dad. So weird.
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13:03–13:07 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_125Last year this time it was my dad picking
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13:07–13:09 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_126us up at the airport, but this
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13:09–13:13 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_127year, taxi man.
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13:13–13:17 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_128Did you see any different? Daniel, no
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13:17–13:20 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_129video, please don't put me on there.
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13:20–13:22 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_130Everybody know about my YouTube. I'm
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13:24–13:26 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_131famous. Oh.
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13:26–13:28 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_132This is different. The roof. Different.
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13:30–13:33 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_133World change. Hey, Danny, what do you
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13:33–13:36 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_134think of the ceiling? It's warmer now. It
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13:36–13:38 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_135feels bigger inside. I told me mom.
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13:39–13:41 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_136Mrs. Me mom. She's so sad. Meow meow.
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13:42–13:45 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_137She looks sad. I didn't put fire. You can
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13:46–13:49 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_138feel not really cold. Long time no see.
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13:49–13:53 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_139She kicked me cold.
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13:55–13:55 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_140She doesn't like people like you.
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13:59–14:02 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_141Not very friendly. She's just nervous.
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14:03–14:07 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_142She's shy. She scared
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14:07–14:11 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_143No. Do you like my room over there?
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14:15–14:19 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_144The shaka? Yeah. Daniel, stop taking
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14:19–14:22 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_145video. It's my job.
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14:23–14:24 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_146What's this? Grape juice.
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14:30–14:32 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_147Oh, it's fizzy.
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14:34–14:38 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_148Mrs. Mimo.
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14:50–14:51 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_149Meow, meow,
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14:58–15:00 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_150meow, meow, meow,
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15:04–15:07 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_151meow, meow. Oh.
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15:08–15:11 · rev_43e879b8746be58a2b831ed39cc2a6a3_152Are you okay?
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