moving out - bye

Ahem.

Um, a testing,

testing,

um, a testing.

Okay, so here is the plan.

My car is currently up for sale on

the car selling website. I took the

pictures today and they said to me that—

well, I asked for £9,000. They said that's

a bit too much, so they recommended it to

be listed for £8,500,

and I said, okay, sounds good with me.

So I took pictures of all the scratches

and the dents and stuff.

Um, problem is, you know, I put the red

tape on it. When I try and peel it off,

the glue has kind of melted and stuck to

the car. So you're gonna need some kind of

soap to wash that off.

It's not peeling the paint, it's just like

all melted and gungy. So you need some

kind of soap, I think.

Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have put the tape

on the car. But anyway, if I can get 8,500

for the car, that'd be pretty good.

So what they do is they You take photos

and you send the photos off, and then they

will manage trying to sell it to a

dealership, and then they come and pick it

up from my place, and I guess they give it

another inspection, and then they come

pick it up and they give me the money.

God, imagine £8,500 in my bank account

though. That'd be pretty nice. Imagine

they're like, oh, we've got to take the

car first and then you'll get your

payment. I'll be like, um, no,

give me my money first. So yeah, imagine

£8,500 in my bank account. That'd be

pretty nice. So if I get £8,000 and I've

made £9,000 from delivery work,

I basically got to use the car for free

because that means that— so I paid £15,000

for the car I get back like 16,000.

So I actually made money. Well, I mean,

if you deduct repairs and stuff, maybe I

didn't make any money, but maybe I broke

even at least. I might have broken even

and then got a car out of it for what,

9 months? I had the car. I didn't even

have it for a year. So yeah,

they've listed it on car selling websites.

For dealerships to bid on. It's like an

auction. It's not like, oh, Facebook

Marketplace. No, it's like where

dealership companies go to bid on cars.

So it's on a bidding website. And yeah, I

think— I don't know how quickly they can

sell the car. Hopefully soon.

It's kind of sad to say goodbye to the car

because it kind of represented my attempt

at having a normal life in the UK with a

job and a girlfriend and a house.

But I don't have any desire to get a job.

I'm not gonna look for a new girlfriend in

the UK. If I'm gonna look for a new

girlfriend, it wouldn't be in the UK,

and I can't be bothered, to be honest. I

don't really want to date around where

Sunny lives because that'd be weird. So

yeah, I'm not really interested in dating

in this area, so I'm not going to try and

get a British girlfriend. I'd rather go to

Thailand and shoot my shot

there if I was going to look for dates

You shouldn't say that until you actually

leave. Why not? Because I don't go

anywhere. I don't need it. All I need is

food and I can get food delivered. By

Tesco. So yeah,

apart from food, there's zero reason to

have the car. I don't go to the dump

because I figured out how to sort out my

rubbish. Is it because of

their teeth? No, it's just— I don't know.

Like, if you had to choose anywhere in the

world to date, where would you choose? I

don't really feel like England would be my

Like, I wouldn't specifically try to date

British girls when I have the whole

world at my fingertips.

I feel like there's better options around

the world, cheaper options as well to

live. I mean, if a British girl

just shows up, I'd be like, okay, I guess

I'll get a new car. So anyway, Even if

I decide to stay here, I still would sell

the car because I'm not doing delivery

work anymore. So what is the point of

having a fuel-efficient electric car if

you're not going to be driving it anyway?

So you might as well just get a cheap

petrol car if you had to get a car. I

would probably just rather get one of

those £500 bangers and not really care.

I mean, I haven't driven my car in weeks

since I got my MOT done. And if it wasn't

for that, I wouldn't have driven my car in

months because someone bought me food. So

I didn't even have to go and get food.

But I need to get food soon. Maybe in

about, about 5 days.

I think I need to go get food.

Imagine I sell my car before ever driving

it again. That'd be a bit sad. But yeah,

I just, I don't have any reason to have

the car. I don't want to do driving work

ever again. I'm banned from Amazon and

Every. I don't want to do Uber Eats.

So just don't

need it, do I? If,

if I was planning to stay in England and I

was worried I was going to get kicked out

and I might have to get a new place, then

yeah, I would need a car to do viewings.

And see other places. But if I get kicked

out, I'm not going to look for a new

place. I'm just going to go to Thailand.

I've already applied for the visa.

They're just doing background checks. And

actually, I might— if I get the money, I

might apply for the DTV visa instead of

the Thai Elite visa, because the Thai

Elite visa, you just need 11K and it only

costs £300, and then you get 180

days entry per entry. You can extend

up to a year. And then after the year's

up, you just leave and come back and you

get another 180 days and then you can

extend it again.

So it's basically

the same as Thailand Elite Visa, but

slightly more inconvenient. And you've got

to go to immigration yourself, but then

you save, you save like £14,000

that you could be using to invest or, I

don't know, buy stuff. Whereas with the

Thai Elite, the money's gone. You pay the

14K and it's gone. So I

will try the DTV visa first, see if

I can get it.

Yeah, I think it was a good idea to get

the ball rolling with selling the car

because you never know how long it's going

to take to sell the car.

They'll think you're working. Well,

that's the whole point of the DTV visa.

And when you apply for the DTV visa,

you've got to show them— you only get it

if you can prove to them that you are

working. That's the whole point of it.

They'll think you're working. Yeah,

that's the whole point of the DTV visa.

The requirements to get it is that you've

got proof that you are remotely working.

So yeah, of course you're going to be

working. With the

Thai Elite Visa, they don't care. They

just want the money.

So yeah, I just have to show them my

YouTube income to prove that I'm a

freelancer. I paid

£300, but the problem is if I get

rejected, they don't give the money back.

My nose is kind of stuffy. My hay fever

has been bad today because it was hot. I

had the door open and then all the pollen

came in and I've been sneezing and

sniffing all day. Now my nose is all kind

of blocked up.

So yeah, I'm gonna try and sell a car,

and then I'll put the car money into my

day trading account, which pays 4.6%

interest on a daily basis. So it's about

a pound a day I'll be making in interest,

and I'll just let it sit in there whilst I

accumulate the other money, get the

screenshots, and then I'll let it sit in

the interest account whilst I get things

together.

Clips of you saying I don't want a job

won't do you too well. Why? Okay,

Undisturbed, you are fucking annoying.

You're banned. But first of all,

It does pay 4.6%. It literally says on the

app. Banned.

I hate people trying to argue with me and

talk like they know what they're talking

about when you don't know what you're

talking about. So sit down and shut up.

Okay? You're banned. No more talking

privileges for you. Fucking moron.

Okay, technically it's 4.35%, but it's

close enough to 4.6%.

And why would me saying I don't want a job

not look good? What, you think the DTV

visa requires you to want to have a job?

This is my job, you stupid idiot.

And it says 4.35%

interest rate. It's not 4.6%.

Shut up, idiot. I hate

people trying to disagree with me and

argue with me. I've got other idiots,

they're about to get banned as well when I

prove them wrong. One idiot goes, oh,

you're not gonna get the deposit back.

Yeah, well, you better wish I don't get

deposit back, because if I do, you're

banned. And then another idiot says, oh,

you're only gonna get $5K for the car.

You better wish I only get $5K for the

car, because if I don't, you're banned.

These idiots talking like they know fuck

all when they don't know shit. Shut up.

What, you think a Peugeot e-208 Premium

Allure mid-spec 2022 model with no

structural damage with only 30,000 miles

is only going to get £5K? What world are

you living on, you moron?

Go onto AutoTrader and search up my car.

There are 2020 models with structural

damage, Cat S and Cat N, with double the

mileage selling for £8,000 to £9,000.

And you think mine's gonna sell for only

£5,000? Please tell me you're not that

stupid. They're like,

oh, your car's scratched up, you're only

gonna get £5,000. What, you think

scratches, like little scratches And a

tiny dent is worse than actual structural

damage. Oh my God. Do you even know what

Cat S means? It means it's had structural

damage that has been repaired, which

significantly lowers the value of the car

more than some piddly little scratches do.

Scratches cost a couple hundred to fix.

And then don't say, oh, the dealership's

going to buy it for $5K instead of $8K.

No. Dealers look for a 5

to 10% markup when they buy and sell a

car. You think dealerships are buying cars

and selling them for 50% gains?

Oh my God. You know nothing about the car

industry. You really think car

dealers are out there getting 50% gains on

their sales? There'd be, everyone would be

doing it. There'd be billionaires. You buy

and sell a car, the most you expect to

make is 5 to 7% markup. So they buy a car

for £6K, they'll sell it for like £7K.

Talking a load of rubbish. I wish you

people shut up because you people don't

know anything about anything, and then you

like have a go at me as if you think

you're smarter than me when I've done the

research and you've done no research.

Sick and tired of people talking down to

me like you think you know more than me,

so you better damn well be right,

otherwise you're banned. If you ever,

ever think you're smarter than me and you

can't back it up, oh, you're so banned.

You know nothing. You will never see a

Peugeot e-208 2022 Premium

Allure spec for £5K. Oh my God,

the cars from 2010 sell for £5K. You think

a 2022 car is going to sell for £5K?

You're a moron. You know nothing about

cars. Shut up.

God, you people are so annoying sometimes.

You talk a lot of shit as if you think you

know what you're talking about when you

don't. Imagine thinking you can buy my car

for 5K. Good luck. You won't get any

electric vehicle for 5K unless it's a

Nissan Leaf from the early 2010s.

Oh God, you guys are tiring.

Such brain-dead morons. I don't know what

is wrong with you people.

You speak with such confidence and you're

so wrong all the time, and then you wonder

why I don't take— idiot on the Discord's

like, Daniel never takes your advice.

Yeah, cuz you're fucking morons. You're

idiots. You don't know anything. You're

wrong all the time. You never suggest

anything that actually makes any sense,

and then you think I'm the idiot.

Oh, God.

Imagine thinking my car is only gonna sell

for $5K.

I'm selling a car for $8,500. That is what

they recommended me to ask for.

I asked for $9K, they said that's a bit

high, how about $8.5K? And I said okay.

Imagine thinking the car is gonna get

devalued by thousands and thousands just

because it's got a couple scratches on it

that can be fixed for a couple hundred.

Oh my God, there's older

models than my car that have structural

damage that's selling for $9K.

I have yet to see anyone suggest anything

that I haven't already thought of or said

something that made sense that I haven't

already said.

Set it yourself for 12K. I don't want to

set it myself because I don't want to deal

with people trying to like scam me or like

haggle with me or be like, oh mate, oh

mate, crackle wheel. You get down, couple

down to your mate. Fuck off.

Now I just get some like a website to do

it for me. Oh, come on,

mate, I'm chucking my PS5,

mate. Get out of here.

So anyway, um, yeah, we can sell the

car. I'm gonna sell the car anyway. Even

if I decide not to go to Thailand and stay

in this house, I would probably still want

to sell the car because I just never use

it and I can easily buy food online.

And the 8,500, I could put that in my day

trading account and I get 4.35% interest

Mister, it's not 4.6. Yeah, whatever,

close enough. 4.35, 4.6, barely any

difference. I get 4.35% yearly

paid daily, so if I put 8,000

No, actually, if I just sell all my

£4,500 plus my car money, I would have

£13,000,

which would be a yearly interest of £565,

which would be a daily interest of £1.50.

I would get paid £1.50 a day just to have

my money sitting there.

So instead of— I mean, even if I decide to

stay, it means I don't have to pay car

insurance. Also, I've paid a year of car

insurance upfront back in March, so I

need to try and contact them, see if I can

get my money back. So instead of paying

car insurance, road tax, MOT every year,

which is like £1,000, which is like £100 a

month, I'm going to be getting paid— how

much is that? I get paid

£46 a month for selling the car and using

the money to get daily interest.

So I reduce my expenses by £100 and

increase my income by £50.

So that'd be pretty good.

No, I just— I hate people trying to

correct me or trying to, I don't know,

piss on my bonfire as if they know what

they're talking about when they don't know

what they're talking about. It's really

annoying. You obviously don't know what

you're talking about, so shut up.

Go on AutoTrader and search my car and

you'll see how much it's worth. And yeah,

obviously they, the dealers, sell it for

more than they bought it for, but not by

50%. They're not getting 50% gains on

each car sale. Car dealerships, they make

like 5 or 6% per car markup.

They buy a car for $1,000, they try and

sell it for like $1,200, $1,500.

I mean, how are they going to buy a car

and then sell it for nearly double the

price? Doesn't make any sense.

Where are they going to get a car for that

cheap? That's— I mean, if it's worth $10K

Who's going to sell it to them for 5K?

They would have had to stole it or

They would buy it for like 8K and try and

sell it for 10K.

Yeah, my car wasn't new when I bought it,

so I didn't pay for the brand new price.

I paid— I mean, the car already lost

a lot of value because it wasn't new and

already had some owners, and it had like

18,000 miles on it. So it's not like I

bought it brand new and it devalued by

like 60%.

But yeah, anyway, so I sell the car and I

get the money. And then I will sell my

stocks and then I'll have £12,000.

And then that's how much I need to get the

DTV visa. And I apply for DTV visa.

I print screen my YouTube money and my

earnings and my bank statement. I apply

for DTV visa and hopefully they approve.

Damn, my wallpaper looks so good. Every

time it pops up, I'm like, Jesus Christ,

I've got this hot girl on my phone and

she pops in front of the time and she's

got massive tits. I don't know who

that is. I didn't enable the, you know,

the new iOS, the backgrounds kind of move

around. That gives me a headache. I don't

like that. It looks so good. Like, the

image quality is really sharp on this

picture too, and the background is like

neon signs, and her breasts look like

they're wet and dripping.

I love my wallpaper.

I think it's some character from a video

game. She's my new girlfriend.

How'd I get it? I don't know, I just

Googled it. I just Googled hot video game

Asian girl.

So yeah, I'm looking forward to selling

the car. It's been a big massive waste of

money and time. Um,

if I do want to get a car again, I'll

probably just get a cheap banger. I don't

care about cars anymore. I had this phase

where I wanted a cool car and I wanted it

to be modern and electric, and I felt

superior because I had a cool car. And now

I just don't care. They all do the same

thing. They take you to a place so

you don't have to walk. Who cares what it

looks like? Whatever. I'd rather have my

money than that car sitting out there that

I never even use. Girls don't even care

Yeah, if I never got the car, rented a

house, I could have just gotten the visa

already and been in Thailand instead of

wasting all my money sitting in this

stupid house, having all these bad

experiences delivering parcels for idiots

and getting yelled at on the road.

Basically did it all for nothing, didn't

I? In the end, break even.

All the money I made paid off half the

car, and then selling the car for half the

value nearly, um, break even on

how much I paid in total, which is nearly

£15,000.

Sorry, it was all a waste of time. I

should have just stayed at my mum's house

and done YouTube. For a year and I would

have paid off all the money I owed her

without getting into more debt by buying a

stupid car. And then I would be debt-free

right now and I just go get the DTV visa.

Although I still need $11K savings,

wouldn't I? So I'd still need to get into

some kind of debt,

but at least I experienced having a car.

And a girlfriend to drive around and did

some work. So that's

what life's all about. At least

I use my driving experience, my, my

driving license. But I want to go back to

not driving and not working.

I think that's the life for me.

You won't miss the food. What, UK food?

I don't really care. I mean, they've got

potatoes and mincemeat and chicken and

broccoli in Thailand, don't they? They

just eat potatoes and meat. They got

Japanese ingredients as well if you go to

the international supermarket.

Although it will be a bit of a pain

without Fasta to drive me around. I'm

gonna have to get a taxi or get the train.

It was really convenient having a

girlfriend with a car in Thailand. You

just hop into the car, she drives you to

the supermarket. Now I'd have to get a

taxi or live near a supermarket.

So what I'm thinking is, so I got this

other idea.

No, I mean, if I get the DTV visa, I could

live 6 months in Thailand and then come

here for the summer months in the UK.

And that way it would only cost £300 for

the visa and like a

couple hundred for a condo every month in

Thailand. But then I'd be paying for rent

here and condo in Thailand at the same

time, so it wouldn't make any sense. I

think if I go to Thailand, I've got to

fully commit. I can't do one foot in, one

foot out. You get sick in Thailand. I

don't know why, but when I'm in Thailand,

I get diarrhea. The poo comes

out not as a log. It comes out like in

floaty bits. I just don't know why. I'm

not eating anything differently. I'm

eating the same food I eat here.

Potatoes, meat and veg. I don't eat weird

stuff. I don't eat Thai food. I don't

drink the water I get. I got bottles of

water. We used to have bottles of water

delivered to the apartment. We just

go through hundreds of bottles of water

every month. No one drinks

tap water in Thailand. They will buy

bottles of water.

Water inside the veggies. I'm pretty sure

they don't grow the vegetables in Thailand

unless it's like weird Thai food.

Most of it's imported. I mean, if you wash

the vegetables in water, then I guess—

well, if you use water to cook with,

maybe because I was cooking with tap

water, like boiling tap water. But I

thought if you boiled the tap water, it

would make it sterile. Maybe if I cook

using bottled water. I just— I don't know.

I tried eating bananas. I tried eating

more fiber. As soon as I left Thailand,

my stomach went back to normal. I just

don't get it. There must be a way to solve

Yeah, maybe I should have used boiled

water to cook with. A lot of the time I

didn't use water to cook with, I fried

stuff.

So yeah, there's 3 reasons why I would

want a car. Number 1, to make money, get a

job. Number 2, to have a girlfriend and

impress her and like drive her about, go

on dates. Number 3, to go

on road trips. So I'm not doing any of

those things. I don't care about going on

road trips by myself. I don't have a

girlfriend. I don't want to get a job or

deliver stuff anymore. So what is the

point of having it anymore? Completely

useless.

I'm not sure if it's rubbish day today.

How's my stock trading? Uh, made a couple

pounds here and there scalping. The market

hasn't really done anything.

Jerome Powell came on and then it went up

a bit and then tanked and went up a bit.

It's just kind of flat.

You denied getting the car was for

impressing me. Well, I needed a car to

date. I thought I was gonna like— well,

I thought if I'm gonna stay in the UK, I

need a girlfriend. If it wasn't Sunny, I

might have looked for someone else, but if

I needed a girl, if I wanted a girlfriend,

I would have needed a car to go on dates.

That was the whole reason why I learned to

drive in the first place. Was so I could

do dating without having to use the trains

whilst Japan was shut. I thought maybe

I'll just give up on Japan, I'll stay in

England, get a British girlfriend. So I

went through like 3 British girlfriends in

2022. None of them worked out, so I gave

up on it and I went to Thailand. And I

came back and I thought, oh, Sunny seems

to really like me, so I'll go with Sunny.

Now I need a car so we can go places. And

I wanted to also do Amazon work. So I

wanted a fuel-efficient car. I wanted a

cool car as well, not a banger.

So that's the thinking behind getting the

car. Now I don't want it anymore because

all those things don't exist anymore.

Sunny's gone, job's gone. I don't

want to do road trips by myself. I don't

want to date in England either,

cuz if I date in England, then I'll

be broke cuz I'll have to pay the living

costs in England plus dating.

And so I'd probably have to get a job,

whereas in Thailand I could survive easily

without having to get a job and not

have to have a car.

So for those reasons, I made my decision

to get rid of the car. Also, I got a

message from Kick. They said to link my

Instagram and Twitter to verify my

identity. So they didn't say no to

giving me partnership. So it seems like

all I gotta do is confirm my identity and

they're gonna give me partnership. I might

go over to Kick. I mean, if they give me

partnership, Kick pays a lot more than

YouTube does. They pay like $10 an hour or

So if I stream for like 6, 7 hours, if I,

if I get that, oh my god, I just stream 24

hours a day. I will just never turn the

stream off if they're gonna pay me like

$10 an hour. I will just leave it on

forever and make every single dollar,

and then maybe I stream on YouTube at the

So yeah, that'd be cool if I get

partnership on Kick.

What else? Yeah, so I got 3 things going.

Um, I need to wait for the visa news.

About my background check, although I

probably don't really want Thai Elite Visa

as my first choice. That'll be my second

choice. First choice would be DTV Visa.

And then I'm always waiting for the car

news, see if my car gets sold or not. And

thirdly, I'm waiting for news from Kick to

see if they give me partnership. So we got

3 things going on. Very exciting.

Basically what— this is how it's gonna go.

We sell the car, we get the money, apply

for the visa, get the visa, tell the

landlord I want to move out, agree on

a move-out date, and then we gotta start

getting rid of furniture. First big

items like the bed and the sofa and

eventually the mattress. Uh, I guess I'll

just sleep on the mattress. And then I

just got to get rid of as much as I can,

see what things I can leave behind. I've

got a fridge and a washing machine. I

don't know how I'm going to get rid of

that. I'm going to need to get a— going to

have to pay someone to come and get rid of

it for me. No way I could lift up

a washing machine and put it in my car.

And then the house will be empty, and then

I basically just got to book my flight to

Thailand and the taxi, and I should have

my visa for 5 years. And then I'm

basically a Thai person. I can just go

live in Thailand. Living expenses,

600 a month. Income,

1,500 a month. Savings,

1,000. I'm going to be rich.

No, most houses in the UK come

unfurnished. I viewed probably 15

properties, every single one unfurnished

because people move and they bring their

own furniture and then they leave and then

they take their own furniture because they

paid for it. Why should they leave it

here? If you leave it, they're not

going to give you money for it. So you got

to try and sell it or you got to pay

someone to get rid of it for you. That's

why people just give stuff away for free.

So if I get the DTV visa, that means I

don't have to use the money that I got

from selling the car. That means I'll be

IDK. I just clicked on this stream. Oh,

I think so. That means I'll be cash flow

positive of £13,000.

That I won't have had to use because the

DTV visa only costs £300. Well, I have to

use a bit of it to get the plane ticket

and the taxi. So I have like £11K. So in 9

months I would actually have enough money

to pay off my mum, but I

could put that in my day trading account

and one good trade could give me enough

money for the whole month.

I can't return the furniture. It's been

months. Maybe if it was within a month.

It's been nearly 6 months.

Yeah, maybe I could— maybe

my mum would want some stuff and then just

take it off how much I owe her. Like

washing machine, little fridge, unless

she's already got one for the summer

I should be able to sell the monitor for

maybe £500, and I should be able to get my

house deposit back for £1,000. Hold on, I

Oh no, it was just gas.

A false alarm. Yeah, the monitor is real

nice. I have really loved using this

monitor. I got this monitor thinking I'm

gonna stay at my mum's house forever.

So we got to get rid of everything,

become liquid again. Liquid and free.

Nothing tying me down.

Oh, shut up, Ripley. Why is my mentality

disturbing? Your lack of intelligence is

disturbing. If my mum wants any

of my stuff, I'll send it to her and she

can take it off how much I owe her.

What's weird about that? It makes complete

sense. Why is that disturbing? Fucking

Come on, how is it disturbing? Better have

a damn good explanation.

If you insult me and you don't have a damn

good explanation, then Oh, you're so gone.

And it better make perfect sense as well.

The whole plan. Okay, how is my plan

disturbing? I have

yet to see anyone come up with any reasons

why it's a bad plan. I live somewhere

nice.

That's 60% cheaper than what I'm living in

now without having a car and debt apart

from owing my mum money. How's it

disturbing? It makes complete sense.

I have a similar quality of life in

Thailand in a nice condo with a swimming

pool and a gym. I don't need to— I've got

a stupid garden now that I have to worry

about weeding. And the stupid weeds keep

What do you mean I start with zero? I have

£13,000 from my car and my stocks,

living in a place where it's a third of

the cost to live in. You people are kind

of slow, aren't you? How many times do I

have to say it?

It's 60% cheaper in Thailand And I'll sell

my car and I have the money from the car.

How are you not getting it?

What do you mean you go there in big

debts? No, I don't. Oh my God, it's like

talking to a fucking brick wall.

I will use the money I got from selling

the car to get myself there.

What debt?

Where's the debt? Okay, if I get the Thai

Elite Visa and I use my credit card to

pull out a couple thousand to pay the 15K,

then yeah, okay, I'll be in credit card

debt of about 7 to 8K. But if I live in

Thailand, I'll easily be able to pay that

off in under under a year. But the goal is

not to get a Thai Elite visa. I'm going to

get a DTV visa, which only costs £300 for

the whole visa.

But if I can't get the DTV visa, I will

get the Thai Elite visa, and yeah, I will

be in £7,000 or £8,000 credit card debt

because Instead of using the stock money

to pay off the Amazon card, I would have

used it towards the Thai Elite Visa plus

the car, plus earning a couple extra

I can't do Uber Eats here. I've already

tried it. It's dead. Uber Eats is dead

here. It barely goes off and it's not

worth it. You make like £10 an hour if

you're lucky. It's not enough volume.

You end up sitting out there for 5 hours

and make like £15, and then you've got to

pay all the money for electricity and

insurance. So you get charged by

the hour when you do Uber Eats. You get

charged like £1 an hour for insurance,

£1.50 an hour.

I'm not moving back in with my mum. You

don't get it, do you? I don't get on with

my mum. I can't stand her.

Yeah, in an ideal situation, I'll just

live there and save up a lot of money.

But we just end up fighting because

for some reason she can't keep her mouth

shut and leave me alone. She's always got

to come for me and, like, start picking a

fight. I can't just live in peace.

All I want to do is sit in my room and do

my YouTube and be left alone. But no, I

can't just live in peace when I'm at home.

All I need is internet, a computer, and

leave me the fuck alone so I can stream

and make videos. Don't bother me.

But she can't even do me that.

So that's why I'm in financial

difficulties. Just leave me alone.

All I need is I want to stay in my room,

I'll make YouTube stuff, and I need to go

downstairs, get food for lunch and dinner.

That's it.

But she'll— one day she'll be in a bad

mood and then she'll start having a go at

me,

which is why I can't live that.

Port market's tanking.

But anyway, I mean, even if I could go

back home and save up money,

I don't need to. I can do

this without having to do that. Number 1,

I sell the car. Number 2, I get the DTV

visa for £300. Now I can go to Thailand

for 5 years. I go and get an apartment. I

rent it. I can rent an apartment now

because I've got a visa. The apartment

will be like $300, $400 a month. Food will

be like $50 a month. I'll just buy

broccoli, potatoes, and mincemeat.

There will be no extra debt because,

okay, look, listen, I get the DTV visa.

I've proved to them I got $11K. Now I've

got the $12K or $13K from the car and

stocks. I then pay off my credit cards of

$6K. I still got like $7K left from the

car sale, which I can now either

use to pay off my mum or just use it as

like an emergency fund to rebuild my

Now that is the ideal situation. I get the

5-year visa, £300. I use the £13K I get

from the Khan stocks to pay off the credit

cards. Half of it's left, £7K is left.

How long will it last? It will last for

fucking ever because I'm making £1,500

a month and in Thailand it costs £600

fucking pounds a month to live. How many

times do I have to explain it? What, you

think I'm going to go into deficit living

in Thailand, one of the cheapest countries

in the world, when I'm making $1,500 a

month? You think it costs $1,500 a month

to live in Thailand? You've never been to

Thailand before in your life. Oh my God.

I make way more than it will cost to live

in Thailand. I wouldn't touch the $7K.

I would use half of it to pay off my

credit cards and then I'll have $7K left

from the $14K from the car sale and the

stocks. And then I can either use that to

pay off some of my mum's debt or I could

keep it as like an emergency fund and

rebuild my stocks, which is what I want to

do, to be honest. I mean, I don't really

want to be in Thailand with zero savings.

I'll probably give a couple thousand

to my mum just to like shut her up. No, I

want to keep most of it for myself so I

could use it to generate passive income.

And also with my leftover savings per

month, I want to put it towards

investments, not just send it straight to

my mum. Because I don't want to be in a

situation where I'm overseas and I've got

no house in the UK and I've got no

emergency fund. I need an emergency fund.

I've got to think about my own financial

security.

Invest in what? Well, dollar cost average

back into a safe portfolio of silver.

I don't know, something safe, you know,

like maybe, maybe an ETF. Depends what's

available at the time. Like, if the

market crashed, I'd probably start buying

some ETFs.

Silver, bonds, and SPY.

Bonds probably going to rally at some

point. You'll see

a 40% move to the upside in the bonds.

Bonds have been dormant for years, but

they're going to move when something,

something bond yields happen. Something to

do with bond yields getting reduced would

make bond ETFs go up.

So I have like 60%, 20%, 20% allocation

to 3 assets. 20% bonds, 20% silver, 60% in

SPIKE.

And I'll just slowly load into it, not buy

all at once.

Last summer you were going on about buying

a house and becoming a landlord. Yeah,

how things change. Well, remember when I

was talking about buying a house in Japan?

Yeah, look what happened to that.

Yeah, I don't want to. I would hate to

have to buy a house. If I bought a house,

I'd just end up selling it and be like,

I'm bored in England. Why am I paying this

boring mortgage? Borgage.

When I could be renting in Thailand for

$200 a month, using my money for

investments without being tied down to a

really illiquid asset. House.

Selling a house would be a massive pain.

Yeah, I don't think I would ever want to

buy a house. Like, if I got a load of

money, I would not buy a house. I would

get myself a 20-year Thai Elite Visa and

then just rent. And then the rest of the

money would go into passive income

generating stocks like dividend stocks or

an ETF. And then I'll use, I don't know,

10% of it to speculate, day trade.

I would not want to buy a house. Like, if

I got given $200K, $300K, I get the $100K

platinum diamond tier Thai elite visa,

25 years,

and then just live cheap rent and

then make sure I have enough invested to

generate me like £500 to £1,000 a month.

That way I don't have to care about

YouTube anymore. Just do it for fun.

You're going to get bored of Thailand.

Well, I mean, I'm bored anywhere anyway,

so I might as well be bored with some

extra money than be bored and broke. If

I'm here, I'm bored and broke. If I'm in

Thailand, I might— I'm probably going to

be bored, let's face it. But at least I'll

be bored and I have some extra money and

I'll be in a vibrant city where I could

easily meet people. Yeah, I'm not

anticipating that moving to Thailand is

going to be like, oh wow, my life's so

amazing now. No, it is going to be boring.

That's the whole point of life. It's

supposed to be boring. If it's exciting,

then you're doing it wrong. It's not

supposed to be exciting all the time.

Life is like trading. If you're excited

every day, then you're either on drugs or

you're doing something very risky and

dangerous, like robbing banks and

skydiving. And it's not going to end well.

Life is supposed to be boring.

It's not supposed to be like high on drugs

and sex every day. That's what rock and

roll stars do, and look how they end up—

burnt out, shriveled, dead.

Boring life is a good life. You just don't

want to be bored and broke. You want to be

bored and have some money.

So life in England Bored, broke, or get a

job and now you're depressed. Thailand,

bored, okay, we've got some money, I don't

need to get a job. Also, I never get cold,

so it looks pretty good to me.

If only I can fix the diarrhea problem. I

fixed the skin problem, I just need that

corticosteroid cream. It's called Tara

Plus. I don't know if I have any left over

Did I clean Bobby? No, I just didn't use

it. My willy looks fine today, actually.

I put soap on it yesterday and it's not

itchy today, so it seems all good.

Also, listen, if I go to Thailand

and I get a visa and I get a cheap

apartment to live in, I can always just go

on a little trip to Japan, which is just

next door. I'll look up her flights right

Bangkok to unknown

narrator on October,

one-way trip. It's gonna be Oh

my God. £50.

£50 to fly to Japan from Thailand.

I could literally just hop on a plane for

£50 and go have a few weeks in Japan if I

wanted to. It would just be like popping

down the road. Return trip, £100.

So Japan will be way closer, way more

accessible. I have a lot of disposable

income, so yeah, I could easily go to

Japan for a few weeks. If I wanted to. So

it would open up all of Asia because I'll

be in close proximity and I have money to

spare. So I'm not all the way half across

the way around the world where it costs

712 hours to fly there. So I pop

over to Okinawa or I don't know,

wherever.

And it's 10 hours. The quickest

flight is 6 hours for $140.

So yeah, if I do get bored, I could just

hop over to Japan for a few months and

like my apartment in Thailand is going to

cost a couple hundred a month. I wouldn't

have to worry about it.

How would I have disposable income?

Because I would be making £1,500 and my

expenses in Thailand would be only £500 or

£600. So I have like £1,000

left over and I wouldn't be in debt

because I would sell the car and then use

half of the proceeds towards paying off

the credit cards and then still have half

Damn, the market is not moving.

It, it's just flat. What the fuck? Come

on, FOMC's over. Were you just gonna do

It went up and then went down, and now

it's back right in the middle of where it

was. Exactly in the middle. Thailand is a

great move as a self-employed influencer.

You can save a lot and quality of life is

much better than in Europe. I don't know

about quality of life. Like, air

pollution's not great, and then also it's

very hot, and also you get diarrhea. Also

got cockroaches. So there are challenges,

but yeah, it's way cheaper. It's pretty

nice in Bangkok. People are very nice.

Lots of things to do nearby if you wanted

to do something.

And maybe by then I'll be good at day

trading. I can actually make some money

off it.

I'm still having trouble getting back to

break-even. Last night's short did not

work out well. I got stopped out one short

and then the other short got destroyed.

Now it's still down £6.50. But I think

it's going to tank.

My armpit hair is really long. And I'm

not subscribed to Travelling Trader

anymore. Cancelled it. Was not helpful

at all. He'll just go, guys, I think

there's a short. Guys, I think there's a

long. And then he's wrong. And then you

realize he doesn't actually know what he's

talking about. He's just pretending he

does. Do my own trades.

Most of the time I was doing my own trades

anyway, cuz he barely takes a trade.

So it was waste of time. £75 a month.

I wish I could have it back.

Market's closed tomorrow, isn't it?

Don't know why. Or is it closed Friday?

Hmm, I'm running out of milk. I'm probably

going to run out of milk before I run out

of food. The hell is Juneteenth?

That sounds so stupid. They keep coming up

with random days to close the stock market

on. Just keep it open. No one cares

about stupid Juneteenth. What even is it?

I hate all these stupid days and they

close the market. What is the point?

You're making us lose money. People taking

days off work is slowing down the economy.

America has way too many special holiday

days.

How many fucking days you need to

celebrate? I don't know, slaves or

whatever. I thought there was already

a Liberation Day or Martin Luther King Day

or a Will Smith fucking day. Oh my God.

George Washington Day. Jimmy Carson

Day. Jimmy— what's his name? Jimmy Carter

Day. What about Donald Trump's birthday?

Oh my God. So annoying when you're trying

to trade markets. And there's only 20 days

in a month if you exclude weekends, and

now you got all these stupid holidays, so

there's only like 17 or 18 tradable days

in a month. Trying to

make money here and you keep cock-blocking

the market.

I try and make money here and then they

keep shutting the market down.

It's annoying.

Do we really have to celebrate every

single thing in the world that's happened

in history? Who cares?

Couldn't care less. Like, why can't we

celebrate it and also go to work? Why do

we have to take the day off to celebrate

Am I ever going back home? No. Stop

asking. Why do you want me to go back home

so much? I'll just sit in my bedroom doing

nothing. Why do you think that's

interesting? I won't get a job.

I'll just sit in my mum's room and then

eventually have a fight again and storm

out. This time I'll go to the airport.

I don't know why so many people keep

wanting me to go back to my mum's house.

It'll be boring. Yeah, okay, maybe I'll

save money, but then I'm just going to—

even if I save the money, I'm going to do

exactly the same thing with the money that

I would do even if I didn't have the

money. Which is go to Thailand.

Even if I had infinite money, I still want

The only reason I chose to stay in England

was because I thought me and Sunny would

be good together. But she nuked the

relationship because she went crazy.

All her fault. Like if there

was no Sunny. I would never have gotten

the car. I would have never tried to make

a life in the UK, and I probably would

have just gone back to Asia after my

sister's wedding, and I would have been

financially way better off. But no,

I thought I could have a British

girlfriend, have a British life in the

countryside, but she's wasted my time,

wasted my money.

You know, if it wasn't for Sunny, I

wouldn't have broken up with Fasta, and

then we'd just gone back to Fasta. And I

would have gotten a DTV visa. I would have

gotten a DTV visa. I would have gone back

to Faster. We live in the condo. I have 5

years in Thailand. I wouldn't have a

stupid car debt and I only have like 10K

debt to my mum. And then we'll have a good

girlfriend who didn't bitch and moan about

me all the time and make me quit YouTube.

That's what would have happened.

I mean, why would I break up with Fasta if

Sunny didn't exist?

It's not my fault Sunny seemed really cool

in the beginning. How would I have known

that this would have happened? I would

have had no— she seemed so cool in the

beginning. I thought she was completely

okay with everything, like YouTube and

this streaming stuff.

No idea she would just suddenly go, oh,

you gotta quit YouTube if you want to be

with me. Fuck off.

Imagine giving up something that gives me

the ability to travel the world and not

have to get a job. You're insane. You're

actually insane.

Yeah, have fun with your real job and have

a boring life. Not me.

I'm gonna travel the world and I'm not

gonna work and I'm gonna live in a condo

and make YouTube content and day trade.

You have fun with your stupid job.

Idiot. People are insane,

actually insane.

Do I want to travel or travel

and trade? I mean, if I didn't have to