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poverty beef dinner-1007980906
2021-05-02 · 2 hr 13 min
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Testing, testing. Hello?
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0:05–0:09 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_0Testing. I got disconnected playing the piano song. Yeah, but anyway, um, I only learned to play those songs because I thought girls would be impressed and they would like me. I went on this date with a Japanese girl. I took her to a piano store and I played, and I was so nervous my fingers were like trembling
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0:12–0:34 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_1and I couldn't play it properly.
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0:34–0:35 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_2I really need to sort out the internet so it's good down here.
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0:42–0:45 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_3Yeah, seems good now.
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0:50–0:51 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_4Then I need to pee.
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0:58–0:59 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_5LOL, only 82 viewers are watching. Not a lot of people care about you anymore, haha.
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1:17–1:23 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_6Just the fact that you are doing stuff in this stream and not just in your room the whole
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1:35–1:40 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_7Time makes this a top 10% stream. Oh wow, thank you.
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1:44–1:48 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_8Also, please show us the bedroom you had all that cereal in. Hmm, I'm worried if I go over there I'll lose connection again. If I lose connection, then it's your fault.
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1:51–2:04 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_9This is the room of magic.
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2:06–2:09 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_10Imagine if we had a guest and they didn't know
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2:14–2:21 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_11this is the room of lovemaking.
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2:25–2:27 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_12I had many cereal in there.
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2:30–2:32 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_13I smashed many cheesecakes,
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2:42–2:43 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_14cheese biscuits, and crumpets for breakfast and dinner.
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2:46–2:51 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_15I need to pee.
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2:55–2:55 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_16I'm back.
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3:59–3:59 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_17It's 1 o'clock at night. I'm gonna make a midnight snack. Does anyone remember when they had a sleepover at their friend's and you'd sneak downstairs to make a midnight feast?
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4:10–4:23 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_18So lame. Show us inside your fridge.
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4:25–4:29 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_19Okay,
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4:32–4:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_20problem is the fridge is covered in phone numbers, so be careful.
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4:36–4:39 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_21It's not really interesting. We've just got bacon, ham, milk, orange juice, cucumber, aubergine, or eggplant as Americans say. I don't like aubergine. It's like leathery. The texture is leathery. It's weird. We've got prosciutto.
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4:42–5:06 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_22Proscritto. I don't know how to say it. Milano salami. Napoli.
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5:08–5:17 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_23Laksa. Singaporean.
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5:28–5:30 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_24Mamma mia, look at all this condiments from all over the world. Teriyaki, teriyaki. Do you like my Japanese pronunciation? What's this? Scotch bonnet hot chili sauce.
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5:35–5:52 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_25Hot chili.
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5:56–5:57 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_26What the hell did you say, McLovin? How dare you!
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6:02–6:05 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_27Go lie on the bed where you smashed She-She and showed us how you smashed her. Hahaha. No, that's OnlyFans content. We've got ketchup, Jack Daniels. Ooh, we've got hard liquor. Oh, it's barbecue sauce. The hell? Jack Daniel's has barbecue sauce? I thought it was whiskey.
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6:11–6:34 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_28Made with whiskey? That's weird. Oh wait, shush.
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6:36–6:41 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_29Shut up. I want to try this Jack whiskey barbecue sauce.
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6:43–6:48 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_30How can barbecue sauce be made from whiskey? I wish I had my tripod.
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6:52–6:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_31Oh, it smells like whiskey.
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7:05–7:07 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_32Is there actually alcohol in it?
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7:09–7:10 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_33A spoonful of the stew. You want to try some? It's very fluid.
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7:17–7:24 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_34Whoa, it's so thick! That's too much.
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7:30–7:32 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_35That's a bit too much.
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7:39–7:40 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_36Oh, I never thought barbecue sauce and whiskey would go together.
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7:44–7:49 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_37Not bad. It's sweet but also a bit spicy, and you can taste whiskey, but it's not like an alcoholic flavor.
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7:54–8:05 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_38One shot, that whiskey barbecue sauce.
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8:16–8:18 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_39Not bad,
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8:25–8:25 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_40not bad, not bad. Tabasco. I don't know what Tabasco tastes like.
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8:28–8:36 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_41I never had Tabasco.
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8:47–8:48 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_42Oh,
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8:51–8:51 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_43it smells pretty good.
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8:53–8:53 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_44Oh
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9:11–9:11 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_45wow, it's like licking a load of pins. Wow.
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9:20–9:25 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_46How do people like this? Oh,
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9:31–9:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_47I can't stop licking it. It hurts, but I like it.
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9:39–9:43 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_48When it hits the back of your throat, it burns.
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9:48–9:51 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_49What kind of food do you have it with?
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9:54–9:55 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_50Oh God, that's horrible.
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9:58–10:00 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_51There's no flavor, it's just like pain. Intense pain.
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10:03–10:07 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_52What's this? Pizzeria?
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10:12–10:16 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_53House dressing.
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10:18–10:19 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_54Satay. Keeps beeping. I'm scared. I don't like it. I want to make some food. Not sure what to have here.
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10:29–10:40 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_55I've got some minestrone. Would you like some minestrone? I'll whip us up a bowl
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11:47–11:54 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_56if you would like it.
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11:57–11:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_57Why do I wear socks indoors? Because my feet are cold. And who walks around barefoot? That's gross.
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12:04–12:12 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_58Do you want some in a straw?
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12:33–12:36 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_59Oh, yo yo! I bet Ice is so jealous that I get to stream on Twitch. Ho ho ho!
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12:39–12:47 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_60What's that? Oh, I left the fridge open.
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12:53–12:55 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_61I'm fine.
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13:03–13:04 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_62Why am I pouring soup in a bowl? Because I'm gonna put it into the microwave.
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13:06–13:09 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_63Do you think Ice would kill me if it means he could get back on Twitch? Do you think if Twitch said, if you kill Daniel Lord, we'll let you back on, do you think he would?
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13:15–13:27 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_64Imagine getting killed. That'd be funny.
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13:32–13:36 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_65What do you mean he couldn't care less? He's always going on about how he wants to get unbanned on Twitch.
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13:47–13:51 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_66I'm on Twitch.
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13:55–13:56 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_67Do you want to be on Twitch with me?
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14:07–14:10 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_68I'm getting these emails from companies, but they seem like a scam.
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14:15–14:19 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_69Sound IT team is interested in promoting their products on your social media. One-of-a-kind sound personalization app.
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14:21–14:29 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_70I can't be bothered doing sponsored stuff anymore after last time. Remember Nordgreen? Oh, what a waste of time. Well, not a waste of time because they actually gave me the money and they gave me the watch.
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14:33–14:45 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_71I didn't have to do it, I got paid anyway.
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14:48–14:54 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_72I can't believe they paid me for nothing, basically. I didn't even do what they wanted. They basically paid me to shut up and stop going on about Nordgreen.
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14:58–15:09 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_73Easy money. They paid me $250 to do a 1-minute commercial for their watch, and I just took some screenshots off their website and I made like a crappy ad, and I put it up on the channel anyway without checking with them, and they got angry. And started threatening legal action against me. So I made a video ranting
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15:11–15:36 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_74about the whole thing, saying I'm very upset and I demand an apology. And they actually apologized and gave me the money.
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15:36–15:41 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_75But now I can't be bothered doing these sponsored stuff because the idiots keep, um, reporting me. They keep contacting them saying, did you know Daniel is a pedo, blah blah blah.
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15:45–15:56 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_76Well, they keep moaning about what I made.
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16:02–16:04 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_77They say do it in your style that your viewers are used to, and then I do it in my style, which is like really lazy, low effort, and they say, oh, can't you do it like this or like that?
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16:17–16:28 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_78Can't be bothered. Even if they offered me $400, I'd be too lazy to do it. What is this app?
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16:32–16:40 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_79Sound ID partnership.
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16:48–16:49 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_80Can we discuss an app promotion campaign that includes posting a series of SoundID commercials on your social media?
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16:52–17:00 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_81It's hard work being such a famous influencer. All these companies want my influence. I influence thousands on a daily basis, but they don't know people hate me and think I'm a loser. If I'm promoting something, people are probably going to stay away from it.
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17:11–17:31 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_82They'd be like, oh, Daniel uses that? That's so uncool. I'm not using it.
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17:33–17:38 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_83No one thinks I'm cool, do they? They'd probably stop using the app if they found out I use it and I love it, cuz they would think it's for losers like me.
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17:40–17:51 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_84Look, this is pretty healthy. It's got carrots and chickpeas and potatoes and lentils in a tomato
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17:59–18:08 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_85broth.
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18:14–18:24 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_86Oh yeah.
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18:28–18:31 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_87I can feel the healthiness.
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18:36–18:37 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_88This spoon's a bit small.
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18:41–18:42 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_89It's so good.
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18:46–18:49 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_90This is poverty food.
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18:59–19:00 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_91Hard to eat like this, sitting on the counter. My dad used to get really angry if I sat on the counter. If I put my bag on the counter, he would get annoyed as well. He'd be like, Daniel, can you take your bag off the counter? It's been on the floor.
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19:10–19:25 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_92Daniel, don't sit on the counter. Daniel, why are you making food at 1 AM in the morning? I'm trying to go to sleep.
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19:28–19:35 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_93Daniel, can you not make food please after I've gone to bed?
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19:38–19:41 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_94Oh my God, I can't do anything.
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19:43–19:44 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_95Who cares if it's been on the floor? It's just a bag. It's not like I put my bag in cow poo.
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19:51–19:55 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_96My whole life everyone's just bitching and nagging at me.
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20:03–20:06 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_97Can't wait for the day when there's no one— actually, maybe I will feel sad when there's no one left nagging me. It means everyone is dead. The day when no one nags me anymore is the day everyone dies. And I'm old and lonely.
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20:08–20:24 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_98I'll be 60, still no girlfriend, still trying to be— get big on YouTube. Can you imagine I'm 60 and I'm still like, oh, my videos don't get 5,000 views anymore.
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20:26–20:40 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_99It's been 20 years, I still haven't had any viral And my channel only has 109k subs now. Chris Broad is king of Japan. Nobita is king of the sex industry. I can't find a girlfriend.
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20:42–21:01 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_100Look at that.
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21:15–21:18 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_101You think I'm sad now? You wait until I'm 50 and nothing has changed and I'm getting 2K views on YouTube. Chris Broad is now CEO of YouTube. Chris Broad is now, now the, um, ambassador at the Japanese Embassy.
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21:21–21:40 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_102And he's got a hot Japanese wife with massive tits. I'm Daniel, I'm 50, I'm eating baked beans in my kitchen.
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21:45–21:56 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_103Now I've only got 5 viewers on Twitch.
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22:02–22:04 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_104Imagine if YouTube just shut down and it all just vanished. What would I do? I'd be on Twitch crying about it.
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22:09–22:18 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_105I've only got one viewer. It's McLovin. The only viewer left is McLovin. He's still giving me $1.
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22:35–22:41 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_106That's so sad. Oh my God.
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22:44–22:48 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_107You could have been mates with Chris Proud. There's no way, he would have ghosted me after he heard about my scandals, my scandalous nature.
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22:59–23:08 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_108Lover of Japanese cheesecake.
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23:10–23:12 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_109My top 5 Japanese cheesecake.
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23:16–23:18 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_110Maybe Pia will still like me. In 20 years' time.
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23:22–23:26 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_111Maybe Mira will come back too.
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23:33–23:34 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_112Chihiro might be dead. She might be 60 or 70 plus.
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23:44–23:48 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_113Enjoy this moment. It could be so much worse in a few years' time.
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23:56–24:01 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_114It's kind of like stocks. You're sad because you want the stocks to go up,
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24:03–24:09 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_115but they could go down even more from this point onwards. So maybe you should just be happy with what it is at, at the moment.
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24:11–24:19 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_116In the same way you didn't appreciate how many viewers you got in 2018 and '19, maybe you should appreciate how many you have now because it's going to be much less next year.
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24:22–24:32 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_117Unless you guys still going to stick around. 2022, Daniel eating baked beans in his kitchen again.
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24:36–24:41 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_118Do you not feel like it will never be enough? Sometimes.
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24:54–24:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_119But I want a couple hundred viewers and I want 10K views, then I'd be happy.
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25:00–25:06 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_120It's funny so many people don't even know who Pia is when I made a video that got 65K views with her face on it. You probably do know who she is, you're just not sure who what her name is.
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25:25–25:36 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_121You've probably seen the video where I talked about her.
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25:38–25:40 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_122It's called Why I Slept with a Fan at Pier.
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25:43–25:47 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_123She came to my house last month and stayed the night. She said I'm not allowed to talk about it,
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26:03–26:11 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_124but I already talked about it, so why does it matter if I carry on talking about it? It's the same information.
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26:15–26:20 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_125But why would you come here and then tell me not to talk about it? Obviously I'm gonna talk about it.
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26:31–26:36 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_126When have I never not talked about nothing?
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26:43–26:45 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_127Open wide,
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26:56–26:57 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_128here comes the choo-choo train.
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27:04–27:08 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_129Wow, this is very filling.
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27:19–27:20 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_130Maybe I'll just drink it out the bowl,
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27:25–27:26 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_131sit on the floor with Mrs. Mimo.
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27:29–27:30 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_132Mrs. Mimo, do you want some minestrone?
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27:34–27:37 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_133Minestrone,
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27:43–27:44 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_134Mrs. Mimo.
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27:47–27:48 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_135I'm not trash-talking, Pia. I didn't say anything bad.
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27:53–27:57 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_136Oh, my stomach hurts.
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28:00–28:01 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_137Why don't I help Pia get back on her feet? I did. I paid for 4 nights in a hotel. What else am I supposed to do?
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28:24–28:31 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_138I can't afford to keep paying for her hotel. I'm not rich. I lost all my money on stocks. All my money's tied up in stocks and bonds.
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28:46–28:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_139I have no liquid, liquid assets.
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29:02–29:05 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_140I need to liquidate my asset.
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29:21–29:23 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_141It's funny, it's kind of like you guys are investing in me. So you give me money by watching my content, and then I go and use that money to travel and get cheesecake, providing you entertainment. It's like an investment.
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29:30–29:48 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_142But you don't make any money. Only I make the money, and then I lose it all on prostitutes
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29:53–29:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_143and pot noodle.
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30:00–30:01 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_144It's an investment where everyone loses.
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30:04–30:06 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_145We didn't put any money down. Well, if you donated, then you did. You invested in the Daniel Pyramid.
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30:11–30:19 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_146Would you like a marshmallow? Uh, excuse me. I don't like marshmallow. I'm not sure why I don't like it. Everyone loves marshmallow.
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30:45–30:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_147It just tastes so spongy. It's like eating a sponge. There's no consistency.
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31:00–31:05 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_148People put marshmallow in coffee. That's weird.
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31:11–31:18 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_149That's okay, I guess. Not bad. It's just so spongy.
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31:24–31:28 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_150I'll give you a tour of some of the classic items in the house. So that fire blanket we've had for like 30 years. I swear we had that fire blanket in the old house ever since I was a kid. Never used before. That must be from the '90s or the '80s, this fire blanket. We've always had it.
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31:37–31:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_151Funny to think my dad actually just screwed this to the wall 20 years ago and it's been there ever since.
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32:05–32:14 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_152And we've always had this tray. This tray I remember since I was a kid.
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32:19–32:23 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_153Very historic,
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32:26–32:35 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_154historic item.
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32:38–32:40 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_155What else do we have?
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32:42–32:43 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_156A lot of photos. I might make a coffee. Would you like a coffee?
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32:46–32:51 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_157Making coffee is one of my tasks as your boyfriend.
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32:53–32:59 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_158Work on your OnlyFans. I've actually got a video that I'm editing now. I spit on my dick and I rub it in, and then I jerk myself off in front of the mirror.
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33:21–33:31 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_159I need to upload it soon because I haven't put anything new on it in May.
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33:34–33:38 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_160Why is McLovin laughing so much?
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33:51–33:54 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_161I was looking for the sugar. It's right here.
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33:57–33:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_162I
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34:03–34:03 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_163like 2 spoons of sugar.
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34:05–34:07 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_164And I
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34:11–34:14 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_165need milk.
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34:20–34:23 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_166One good thing about that potentially catfished girl is she really turned me on with her nudes, which led me to spitting all over my dick and taking a video of it to send to her. It was actually a video I made to send to her, but it's also good OnlyFans content.
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34:42–34:59 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_167So I guess it helped.
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35:02–35:03 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_168I like to spit on my dick. I like the smell. The saliva smell turns me on.
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35:26–35:30 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_169Isn't the smell nice when you got that slob, slobber all over your head?
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35:35–35:43 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_170Smells like bacteria festering.
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35:47–35:48 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_171I like my coffee like I like my women. First I like it black, and then I put in some cream right in the middle. To make it go brown,
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36:01–36:22 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_172I put the cream in the middle.
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36:24–36:26 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_173This girl messaged me, your talks about bacteria definitely want me— definitely make me want to sleep with you. Yeah, as if you really wanted to sleep with me. Stop winding my chain. I like my coffee like my women. I put the cream in the middle and stir it around.
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36:33–36:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_174I am joking. Oh, you should never joke. About sleeping with a man. It's not a joking matter.
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37:07–37:15 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_175I take my sexual appeal very seriously.
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37:17–37:19 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_176Thoughts on EDP situation? I never even heard of this EDP guy before. What did he do? Message a kid?
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37:27–37:35 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_177I message kids all the time.
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37:38–37:39 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_178What's she saying?
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37:50–37:50 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_179I like sleeping with men when I drink. Maybe I will have a drink in England sometime. Oh, okay, come to England, baby. I will serve you the finest Jack Daniel's barbecue sauce.
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38:03–38:17 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_180Who is it? It's a girl who messages me on Facebook. I'm not sure who she is.
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38:25–38:29 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_181But she messages me whenever I stream.
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38:31–38:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_182I think I'll go back up to my bedroom. Bit cold down here, isn't it, Mimo?
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38:35–38:41 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_183How you doing? She doesn't like the light in her face.
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38:45–38:49 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_184Hello, Mimo.
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38:52–38:53 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_185Sorry, I burped. Look at those lights. Do you know, like, like those lights outside? It's a fake flame.
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38:58–39:04 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_186Okay, I'll take this up. Don't need any snacks, I'm pretty full up. Wow, did you see those kicking skills? Watch this.
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39:13–39:23 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_187Kung fu master.
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39:28–39:29 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_188Whoa, did you see that?
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39:32–39:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_189Accuracy, speed, and momentum.
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39:36–39:39 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_190My mom's still awake.
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39:41–39:42 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_191Don't wake her.
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39:45–39:47 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_192Oh, nice and toasty in my room because I've got the plug-in radiator. Oh, look at this bloody mess. I've got to clean this up now.
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39:50–39:59 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_193Get the fire back on. Get the fire burning.
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40:10–40:14 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_194Nice,
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40:16–40:16 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_195nice.
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40:23–40:23 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_196Yeah, they fixed the heating, but me and my mum don't use it. My sister must be annoyed that she went to all the trouble of getting heating fixed and installed, and I don't even use it. I have not touched the new heating controls even once. I don't even know how to work it.
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40:25–40:44 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_197I just use my one.
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40:47–40:47 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_198Did Sabrina pay for it? She paid for a third. I'm supposed to pay for a third as well, but I'm refusing because I think it's a waste of money.
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40:53–41:02 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_199The problem is when you turn it on, it heats up the whole house. You can't, you can't heat individual rooms individually.
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41:08–41:17 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_200So if I want my room a bit warmer, it will warm up the whole house. With my plug-in heater, it just warms up my room when I want it to at the temperature I want it to be.
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41:20–41:31 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_201At— so it just makes more sense to use my one.
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41:33–41:36 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_202Why should I have to pay £3,000?
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41:41–41:43 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_203It's like $5,000 they want me to pay for something I didn't even want and I didn't even agree to and I'm not even using.
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41:45–41:55 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_204And I probably won't even be here when travel gets back up.
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42:01–42:05 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_205Am I still married? No, I'm divorced.
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42:09–42:12 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_206Trying to get back into Japan.
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42:17–42:19 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_207Yeah, the whole heating system cost £10,000 in total, and they took out the old one,
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42:23–42:29 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_208added a new boiler thing, did all of the wiring. It took them like a month to get it to work. They had to keep coming back because it kept going wrong.
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42:31–42:39 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_209I guess it's good to have in the winter.
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42:47–42:48 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_210And you want to go downstairs because you need like 10 of those plug-in heaters to warm up a big area. But for my bedroom, it's fine.
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42:51–42:59 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_211Wow, my stomach's so fat.
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43:08–43:09 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_212It's just full of soup and coffee.
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43:12–43:14 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_213And sausage.
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43:17–43:18 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_214I really don't want to pay £3,000.
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43:30–43:32 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_215I've only got £3,000 in my bank. If I pay that, I'll have nothing left. I'll have like £200 left.
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43:34–43:40 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_216I wouldn't have done it if it was just me living here. I would be fine with my plug-in heater and my red robe.
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43:44–43:49 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_217It's not fair
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43:53–43:54 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_218if I sell my stocks and I'm selling at a loss. I don't want to sell my stocks.
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44:00–44:03 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_219Maybe if my stocks were doing really well and I was up still £12,000, I'd be like, yeah, sure, a couple thousand, I'll chip in. But I'm kind of struggling for money.
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44:11–44:21 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_220I put all my money in stocks and then I lost about 40% of it, maybe 30%.
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44:24–44:31 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_221And then my YouTube channel died because I stopped caring about it when my stocks were doing well.
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44:34–44:38 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_222And then I got angry and I told my viewers to fuck off and shut up. That's not good.
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44:41–44:46 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_223Ah, it's just so hard not to rage at the viewers sometimes.
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44:51–44:54 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_224What am I bringing to the table? I'm not really doing anything.
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45:00–45:03 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_225I just stay in my room trying to avoid people.
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45:06–45:08 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_226She wants me to pay this month £200. I guess I could. £200, not much.
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45:25–45:32 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_227But then if I feel upset, then I might not even want to be here for all of May. I might want to run away.
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45:37–45:42 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_228If I felt happy being at home, then yeah, I'd happily pay. But every week I feel like I'm, I'm upset
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45:45–45:54 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_229and I'm trapped in my room
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45:57–45:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_230and I want to run away. So I don't want to pay anything.
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46:01–46:04 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_231That's why I don't really feel very stable right now.
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46:15–46:19 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_232Yeah, sometimes I feel bad and I want to help out and give some money,
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46:41–46:46 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_233but I'm not really doing great for money.
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46:48–46:50 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_234This month I only made about— I made about £700 on YouTube.
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46:59–47:06 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_235I used to make like 1,200,
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47:09–47:11 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_2361,400.
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47:13–47:18 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_237Ryan Boundless has 500k. How?
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47:23–47:26 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_238On Twitch, I think I made about 500 in the last month. YouTube, I made about—
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47:43–47:52 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_239I'm nearly back up to making 1,000. In a month on YouTube. I was down my lowest, I was about down to $600 a month on YouTube dollars, but with some live streams recently— got live streams back, so I managed to bump it up a couple hundred.
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47:55–48:14 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_240Actually, wait, I think I am back up to $1,000 for YouTube.
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48:16–48:20 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_241Yeah, main channel made 828 last 28 days. Second channel made 200. So yeah, wow, nice, I'm back up to 1,000. Still kind of rubbish if you think that I used to make 2,000.
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48:24–48:44 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_242I lost my Patreon supporter.
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48:46–48:47 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_243So I only make about $5 a month off Patreon.
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48:51–48:54 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_244Yeah,
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48:57–48:57 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_245times are tough. What do I do with all the money I make? Right now I've got about $5,000 in my bank and I want to invest it, but I'm kind of scared of investing now because every time I buy stocks it just goes down the next week.
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49:01–49:20 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_246So now I feel like it's safer to just not invest it. I just know if I invest that last $5,000 I've got, it's definitely gonna go down by like 10% next week.
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49:23–49:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_247I might just buy Bitcoin instead.
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49:42–49:44 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_248No, I'll show you my investments. I've got— this will be in pounds. I've got— these are my
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49:51–50:00 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_249current investments. I've got Altria Tobacco Company, Walgreens Boots, Exxon, Etsy, Twitter, Tesla, Ford. I got Twitter and Ford and Etsy because they were down quite a lot last week. Twitter was down quite a lot, so I bought some, and Tesla was down quite a lot last week, so I bought some, which is good because it's up 6%.
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50:02–50:25 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_250And then my main account has about $10,000 in a Bitcoin mining stock, Riot, and then about $5,000 in BNGO, and they are not doing very well, -7%. Look, this is my portfolio. I was up this much in February and then just went down, and now it's like a flatline. Look at that, this is a flatline.
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50:26–50:52 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_251This was scary. I was down even more then, but it came back up. But basically it's just been a flatline for the last 2 months now.
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50:54–51:02 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_252And then I've got this Trading212 portfolio, which is— I put £4,000 and it's down £50, so it's not down by a lot. It's mainly ARK Invest. I copied the ARK Invest portfolio and this post-COVID recovery portfolio, and then I've got a bunch of random stuff like Bitcoin
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51:07–51:30 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_253mining.
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51:32–51:34 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_254And, uh, Microvision, a couple hundred. A couple hundred in Ford. I think Ford is quite a good company to invest in now. They're really pushing hard on the electric vehicle things. Ford's electric vehicle Mustang is supposedly quite good.
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51:38–51:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_255So I've got a bit of Ford and a bit of Tesla as my car EV play.
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52:00–52:04 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_256How much am I up? I'm not up on anything. My Trading212 account, I'm down £50, which is fine. Some, some days it's up £100 and then it goes back down £50. I'm down £6,000 on my main account. My second account, I'm only down £60,
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52:08–52:28 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_257so that's recovered nicely.
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52:30–52:32 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_258My eToro— let me check— eToro portfolio is down £200, but it's really difficult to recover that you eToro account because I lost a lot on Ethereum. I lost like $600 on Ethereum and I sold it at a loss back when it was about $500. I can't believe it.
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52:35–53:03 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_259I did a 5x leverage on Ethereum back in October last year and I had $1,000 gains, and then the next morning it crashed and I was minus $500 and I sold it at a loss.
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53:06–53:21 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_260And now Ethereum's nearly $3,000, so if I just held, I could have 5x'd that. I could have turned that $1,000 into $5,000.
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53:24–53:31 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_261Ah, stupid Bitcoin crypto.
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53:33–53:36 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_262So all my portfolios are down, nothing is up. I've got 4 portfolios, 3 are down by just about $100 or £50, and then the main portfolio is down like £6,000, which is a lot.
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53:42–53:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_263So I'm not sure if I want to buy any more with my new money.
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54:03–54:06 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_264I'm not sure what I would buy. Nothing really looks really, really tempting. If there's another crash correction and everything drops again, I would buy heavy.
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54:09–54:19 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_265But what do you think is more likely? Do you think it's gonna start going up again, or is it gonna crash again before?
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54:22–54:28 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_266I think it's win-win because if it crashes, then I've got plenty of cash ready to deploy
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54:31–54:36 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_267And then if it starts going up again, then I start recovering. So either way, it's win-win.
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54:38–54:44 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_268I'm not gonna buy anything until it crashes again.
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54:46–54:50 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_269Or maybe I'll just buy a little.
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54:54–54:56 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_270There was actually a study that showed that instead of trying to time the market, buying consistently over a period of time actually gets you better gains. I saw it on the Graham Stephan Show. So they, they took 2 examples. One example was Person A managed to time the market and buy every dip perfectly. And then person B
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54:59–55:29 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_271kept investing $100 every month for years. And then person B actually made more money just from consistently investing. I don't know if it's actually true, but it sounds good.
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55:29–55:42 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_272So I think, yeah, because if I just invested all of it at once, the whole $5,000 all at once,
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55:44–55:51 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_273It's like you're gambling. You're betting that it's not going to go down, but you don't know that. It might go down more.
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55:53–56:00 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_274But if you spread out the purchasing, you purchase $100 worth every week for the next few months, your average cost is supposed to be better than just buying it all at once, unless you got really lucky. And you did buy the bottom, but then that's like gambling. You just got lucky.
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56:02–56:24 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_275Coinbase tells you to do the same thing. Yeah, Coinbase, you can set up an automatic payment. Trading 212, you can also do that, so automatically
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56:33–56:43 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_276buy stuff for you every month,
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56:45–56:47 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_277but I'm just so impatient and impulsive that I just want to buy everything now.
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56:51–56:57 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_278It's hard.
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57:00–57:01 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_279Now I'm down. I'm still down a lot. I think you can ignore my other portfolios because they're barely down by anything, but the main portfolio, down from $29,000 at my peak, and now it was at its peak, it was at $29,000, and then now it's at about $14,000. So that's like 50% I lost, including gains.
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57:13–57:39 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_28050%. I went from 29,000 down to 14,000.
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57:42–57:49 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_281Can't believe it.
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57:53–57:54 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_282If Riot can get back up to high 60s or mid 60s, I'll probably make back a couple thousand. If BNGO can get back to around $12, I will make back another $4,000, so then I'll break even back to my original starting point. So I really need BNGO to get back up to $12. I need Riot to get
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58:13–58:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_283back up to $60,
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58:33–58:34 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_284and then I will be golden. Chris Sane is saying buy BNGO because it's a $14 stock, so I'm trying to believe what he says.
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58:36–58:45 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_285Really, I wish I put it all on Ethereum. Ethereum's going up now, and Microvision. The ones I chose are not really moving much.
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58:57–59:05 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_286What's up, YouTube? Chris Sane, the golden boy.
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59:08–59:14 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_287Well, what do you think is good to invest in?
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59:19–59:21 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_288Walmart, Amazon. Yeah, maybe Amazon is a good idea.
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59:24–59:27 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_289Tesla.
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59:30–59:30 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_290Should have put it in Facebook actually. Facebook went up 8% because of good earnings. Facebook. I don't think Facebook's gonna fail. Facebook, Twitter, and Amazon, Apple,
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59:35–59:49 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_291can't lose.
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59:52–59:52 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_292I miss the days of meme stocks. The whole WallStreetBets thing has just gone quiet now. No one cares about WallStreetBets anymore.
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59:55–1:00:03 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_293Oh, I got bits. Sorry, I didn't notice.
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1:00:10–1:00:13 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_294I really need to pay more attention.
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1:00:16–1:00:17 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_295Thank you, Sasha.
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1:00:21–1:00:23 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_296Not sure if the text-to-speech is gonna play.
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1:00:27–1:00:29 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_297It should play.
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1:00:31–1:00:32 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_298It's not playing. Let me try again.
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1:00:40–1:00:43 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_299No, it's not playing. Why is it not playing? I'll just read it out. Put $5K in US index funds.
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1:00:58–1:01:06 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_300I don't know,
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1:01:08–1:01:09 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_301I still feel like ETFs and index funds are boring.
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1:01:12–1:01:14 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_302Oh, thank you, Anonymous.
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1:01:20–1:01:22 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_303Actually, the S&P 500 in the last month—
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1:01:33–1:01:37 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_304in the last 3 months it's gone up 12%. In the last month it's gone up 5%. I could
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1:01:43–1:01:47 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_305have had 5% gains if I just put it all in the S&P instead of BNGO.
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1:01:52–1:01:57 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_306I want some fun. I want 10-20% gains at least.
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1:02:00–1:02:04 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_307Well, it looks like Bitcoin's heading back up to $60K, so I've got a good feeling about next week. I think next week Bitcoin stocks, they're going to be up and I'm going to sell a tiny piece. My new strategy is every time it goes up about 10%, I'm gonna sell about £1,000 worth because it's just gonna come
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1:02:18–1:02:41 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_308back down again, isn't it?
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1:02:41–1:02:42 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_309Look at Bitcoin.
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1:02:52–1:02:53 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_310Look at that dip all the way back down to $48K,
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1:02:56–1:02:59 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_311$49K, and then straight back up.
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1:03:03–1:03:04 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_312Look at Bitcoin this year.
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1:03:07–1:03:11 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_313Where's it gonna go? Is it gonna come down and make a mountain? Imagine it makes a mountain like this.
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1:03:14–1:03:19 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_314Imagine this happens.
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1:03:22–1:03:23 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_315It just makes like a mountain like that. That would be so bad. What's it gonna do?
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1:03:28–1:03:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_316What's it gonna do
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1:03:37–1:03:39 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_317to you?
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1:03:42–1:03:42 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_318Here's $2. Sing this for us. I swear to God I never fall in love, and you showed up
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1:03:58–1:04:04 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_319and I can't get enough of it. I swear to God I never fall in love, I never fall in love, but I I don't know this song. I thought you're gonna do— get enough of it. Never gonna give you up, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna run around desert you.
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1:04:08–1:04:30 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_320You know the rules and I love that song.
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1:04:38–1:04:43 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_321I
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1:04:49–1:04:49 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_322like the beginning.
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1:04:54–1:04:55 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_323Do you give you up? Let you down, gonna make you cry and desert you.
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1:05:01–1:05:12 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_324So do I. Why does his voice go so high?
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1:05:20–1:05:24 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_325Any other guy?
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1:05:30–1:05:31 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_326I want to sing this if I go to karaoke again.
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1:05:33–1:05:35 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_327Never going to give you up, let you down, going to run around and cheat on you.
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1:05:38–1:05:46 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_328There's actually an edited version where he's He's saying all the opposite things. What was it called?
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1:05:55–1:06:01 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_329Evil Rickroll. Gonna Give You Up.
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1:06:07–1:06:10 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_330Yeah, this is the one.
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1:06:18–1:06:20 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_331It's funny how he became such a meme mean.
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1:06:22–1:06:30 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_332It's so good.
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1:07:01–1:07:06 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_333I don't give a shit. I think copyright's fine. It's not YouTube, it's Twitch. What happens on Twitch when you play music? I see Twitch streamers play music all the time.
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1:07:18–1:07:34 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_334I saw this one streamer, she was playing Europe Final Countdown.
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1:07:38–1:07:42 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_335I want to go to karaoke again, it's fun.
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1:07:46–1:07:48 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_336The final countdown, we're going to Venus.
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1:07:52–1:08:03 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_337I think on Twitch if there's copyright music it just gets automatically muted,
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1:08:20–1:08:24 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_338so then when you play back the VOD there'll be parts of it that are just silent because it's been muted. I'm not sure how YouTube works. I think most of the record labels have automatic— automated bots that will claim your video and take the money it makes.
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1:08:28–1:08:47 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_339That's why IRL must be difficult. You're walking around and then you go into a shop and it's playing music. Harold tells people to turn the music off. He'll go into a shop and he'll ask them to turn the music down.
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1:09:18–1:09:34 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_340How do these people have so much confidence? You just walk into a shop, you tell them to turn the music off.
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1:09:36–1:09:41 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_341Who do you think you are?
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1:09:43–1:09:44 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_342Well, he asked politely, I guess.
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1:09:47–1:09:49 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_343Have you been fighting with your mum lately? Not really. We had a massive fight back in March.
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1:09:58–1:10:05 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_344I'm not sure if I want to talk about it.
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1:10:07–1:10:09 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_345Hmm,
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1:10:14–1:10:14 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_346I guess I could. It was a really bad fight. It was so bad we were like swearing and shouting at each other,
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1:10:18–1:10:27 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_347and my sister was in the middle trying to get us to stop. I just lost it
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1:10:30–1:10:36 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_348because I don't know. I feel scared to talk about it.
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1:10:39–1:10:48 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_349It was kind of a silly thing, really. It's not really a serious thing, but I felt upset about it.
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1:10:55–1:11:00 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_350So I really hate it when on TV there's a Chinese guy or an Asian guy, and then my mum keeps saying he looks like me. When he doesn't look like me at all, and then she keeps pointing out how Asian or Chinese I look. That really annoys me. So I told her it annoys me, and then she
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1:11:04–1:11:25 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_351started getting all defensive about it and accusing me of being racist or something.
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1:11:25–1:11:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_352So I had to explain to her why I don't like people pointing out how Chinese I look, because it irritates me,
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1:11:37–1:11:44 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_353because I got bullied a lot for being half Asian looking Chinese. I felt upset she didn't realize this yet.
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1:11:48–1:11:56 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_354It was a massive argument.
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1:12:00–1:12:01 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_355It's like, imagine you got bullied a lot at school because you're fat, and then people keep pointing out how fat you are. It just brings back bad memories. It's that kind of thing.
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1:12:06–1:12:17 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_356You don't want to be constantly reminded about something that you were bullied for a lot.
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1:12:22–1:12:28 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_357I don't look like anything, anything like these people she keeps saying I look like. They're just Asian guys. They've got black hair and they look Asian. It's not what I look like at all. It's like you see Will Smith on TV and you say, oh, it looks like Obama. They look completely different just because they're black.
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1:12:30–1:12:51 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_358It's like when some people keep saying I look like Harry Potter. That pisses me off as well. I don't look like anyone. I look like me. I look like Daniel.
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1:12:56–1:13:03 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_359I don't like people saying I look like— he looks like that person, that person looks like Daniel. No one looks like me. Shut up.
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1:13:07–1:13:15 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_360But we had a big fight about that in March,
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1:13:30–1:13:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_361and then since then I've just kind of been sulking.
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1:13:37–1:13:40 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_362I said, imagine if Imagine if you're black and you're watching TV with your friends, and then your friends— every time there's a black guy on the TV, your friends kept saying, haha, it looks like you! Look, it looks just like you! When you look nothing like him, just because you're both black. Wouldn't you be annoyed?
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1:13:48–1:14:07 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_363I feel like it's the same thing.
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1:14:13–1:14:15 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_364Ever since that fight, I've just been kind of avoiding them.
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1:14:36–1:14:40 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_365It hasn't really been the same since January. Everything feels so different since I got back. In January, I felt so good. I was in a great mood, sitting downstairs a lot,
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1:14:46–1:14:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_366didn't hide in my room that much. And then February came, I felt terrible. March was even worse. And now I, I barely come out my room at all. I don't have lunch downstairs. Sometimes I even have dinner in my bedroom. I don't have my coffee downstairs like I used to.
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1:15:00–1:15:16 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_367I'm just in my room all the time.
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1:15:19–1:15:21 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_368I haven't even talked to my sister in weeks.
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1:15:23–1:15:26 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_369Ah, it's just very awkward. I feel very awkward and weird at home now. I just want to disappear.
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1:15:42–1:15:49 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_370I just wish I could go back in time when I was still married, didn't have these problems.
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1:15:51–1:15:56 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_371Had my own place, didn't feel like someone squatting in his bedroom, didn't have to hide from strangers coming in and out.
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1:16:11–1:16:20 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_372Life in Japan was so much better.
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1:16:23–1:16:25 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_373Married life was just better in every way compared to right now.
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1:16:35–1:16:39 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_374The only good thing about being back home is, I guess, the space is nice. And it's nice having a garden to play football.
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1:16:50–1:16:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_375Never gonna give you up, never say goodbye,
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1:17:03–1:17:08 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_376gonna run away and just say— What's up, YouTube? This video is brought to you by Webull. What's up, YouTube? Look, even Chris Sainz's portfolio has not moved. Look at Chris Sainz's portfolio, it's like a flat line. Even the Stock Genius is a flat line like mine.
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1:17:11–1:17:37 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_377Let's see what Chris has to say.
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1:17:39–1:17:41 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_378What's up, YouTube? This video is brought to you— I like his intro. What's up, YouTube? There, guys, I'm currently sitting— he's saying to get dividend stocks now. That's part of the dividend challenge. The dividend challenge. And then the last of the 4 dividend growth stocks, Dividend Capital Southwest, ticker symbol CSWC. Okay, that right there, guys, makes up
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1:17:43–1:18:09 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_379the dividend portion. The dividend— I like the way he says it. Plays. Dividends. As a teacher, I have more than that because I have a different responsibility. I have to cater to millions of people which have millions of different trading styles. Next, he's saying get Microsoft, Facebook. Oh my God, these are such boring picks. He's just saying
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1:18:09–1:18:29 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_380get Facebook, Microsoft, probably Amazon as well, like some of the other high-risk plays you're about to see. After that, you know I got my baby in here, guys. I don't use a bank. If you ever want to know where the money goes, it's sitting right here in Nike, in one of my many Nike plays across all my
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1:18:29–1:18:47 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_381portfolios. Next we have Revolve Group, ticker symbol RVLV. Next we have Disney. Disney recovery stock. These are such safe picks. This is my favorite recovery stock. Maybe I should get some safe picks once Wall Street gets to Right. Okay, next we have NIO. NIO, again, keep your eye out for this one. This is a $65 play. Those
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1:18:47–1:19:14 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_382of you that's in this and may be down right now, don't get weary. I sold my NIO next week at $30— no, $41. This is a growth stock. This is the first class, best in class in the whole EV space. Okay, yeah, I got Tesla. Next you got DraftKings. All right, I got a bit of DraftKings. To
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1:19:14–1:19:31 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_383me. I'm a sports guy at my core. Of course it makes sense that I'm gonna have something to do with that. Okay, next is ChargePoint, another play on even for this point. I've got Walgreens.
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1:19:31–1:19:47 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_384I think he's just showing what he has, not what to buy. So this is what he had. Oh, he's got BNGO.
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1:19:50–1:19:55 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_385Yeah, this is what he's got, not what he's recommending to buy now. He's got Coinbase. Oh, it's his entire portfolio. Tattooed Chef. Yeah, I've got a lot of these that he has, but I need some safer stocks. I need to get more dividend stocks,
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1:19:58–1:20:15 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_386cuz at least with dividend stocks you get the dividends. Hopefully I'm gonna get some dividends from my Altria. Might get $50 or something. It's better than nothing.
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1:20:22–1:20:34 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_387I wish I had $50K just put in a bunch of dividend stocks, and then I don't have to care if it's going up or down. I just get the dividends. That'd be so nice, getting $500 a month passively just from dividends.
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1:20:42–1:20:57 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_388Yeah, I get distracted. I lose interest in the boring stocks that don't move, and I start getting tempted by stuff like Tesla, NIO. They're like the cool shiny stocks.
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1:21:04–1:21:17 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_389The cool stocks.
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1:21:20–1:21:21 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_390Check my YouTube, see what they're saying now.
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1:21:31–1:21:34 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_391Stop making fun of me.
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1:21:36–1:21:38 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_392Oh no, I'm still not at 8 108K subs. I need 16— I need 16 subscribers to get to 108K. I can't get there. I can, and then it goes back down again.
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1:21:41–1:21:55 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_393What's the weight of that weight? It's 25 pounds, 11 kg.
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1:22:02–1:22:07 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_394Okay, he's tired.
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1:22:11–1:22:12 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_395Upload regularly. I'm scared to upload because the views are so crap. Look at this, I got the new job video, doesn't even have 10K views after 4 days.
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1:22:15–1:22:28 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_396I can't believe it. People used to love my new job stuff.
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1:22:32–1:22:36 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_397Maybe I'll do fake therapy again.
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1:22:38–1:22:40 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_398Yeah, we'll get to 10K in a couple days maybe, but took such a long time. I used to get 10K in the first day. Sometimes I got 15K in the first day if it was a good topic.
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1:22:44–1:22:55 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_399I think the only topic that's going to get people interested again is new girlfriend and going back to Japan. Maybe traveling to a new country would get some interest back, but people weren't exactly crazy about Germany number 2.
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1:23:03–1:23:21 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_400Fake something crazy. I don't know what I can fake.
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1:23:24–1:23:27 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_401We got burgled by armed robber— robbers.
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1:23:30–1:23:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_402I remember when, when Mila moved in with me and I uploaded that video, the views— it got 20K views in the first day. I shit you not, 20K views in the first day. I couldn't believe it. I was like, oh my God, is this what it takes to get bloody people watching. All I need to do is
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1:23:36–1:23:56 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_403move a girl into my place. 20K views in a day. It got 50K views total.
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1:23:56–1:24:03 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_404That's the dumb, stupid content people will click on and they want. They don't care about, oh, Daniel was bullied at school, why Daniel is scared of strangers.
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1:24:06–1:24:18 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_405They want a girl to move in with me, or they want me to be gay, or they want like a new character, like a boyfriend or girlfriend.
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1:24:21–1:24:30 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_406I need a girl, don't I?
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1:24:47–1:24:49 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_407Yeah, and then as soon as the girl goes, then the viewers go as well. They're just shit viewers, aren't they?
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1:24:54–1:24:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_408Like, the 10K that still watch are the good viewers, and then there's like 40, 30K viewers who are shit viewers, and all they care about is some stupid girl drama. And they don't watch anything else.
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1:25:00–1:25:14 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_409They're like the shit viewers I need to get the attention of, cuz the good viewers, there's not enough of them.
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1:25:17–1:25:24 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_410Yeah, 80% are like casual viewers who don't watch barely anything unless it's like clickbait drama.
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1:25:35–1:25:42 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_411I could probably get away with making a title like, great news guys, or really bad news guys, and then maybe I could get 15k, maybe 20k. But that's like pure clickbait. Oh my god, you won't believe what happened, as the title. I don't have to resort to doing that.
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1:25:45–1:26:09 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_412Oh my god, bad news guys, I spilled my coffee on my favorite sock.
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1:26:11–1:26:18 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_413I've got a very small amount of actual fans who like everything I do.
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1:26:22–1:26:29 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_414It's just annoying.
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1:26:36–1:26:38 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_415I need some massive clickbait to get people back.
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1:26:46–1:26:49 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_416I just don't know what to do.
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1:26:51–1:26:52 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_417Look, people like this. I would love to see you leave the internet permanently.
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1:27:01–1:27:07 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_418Why?
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1:27:09–1:27:10 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_419You know you can make me leave by just unfollowing my channel.
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1:27:14–1:27:22 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_420People want me to leave. Why don't they leave? Why do they keep coming back to my channel saying they want me to leave?
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1:27:27–1:27:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_421Yeah, if I could purge subs, I would lose probably 80k subs because they're not watching.
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1:27:36–1:27:43 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_422They can make me leave by pressing the unsubscribe button and the not interested button. You don't have to want me to leave. You can make me leave yourself. You can delete me from your internet life.
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1:27:57–1:28:11 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_423But they choose to come back to my channel just to say stuff like, I wish you would leave. Why don't they leave?
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1:28:13–1:28:18 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_424It's just so dumb.
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1:28:23–1:28:25 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_425You have a tendency to focus on negatives. Yeah, but I can't go on and on about a nice comment. Like, if a comment says, I love your videos, Daniel, I'm not gonna go, oh my God, this person said they love my videos. Why do they love my videos? There's not really anything to talk about. I'll just say,
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1:28:43–1:29:01 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_426thanks, that's nice, and then move on. But these hate comments just piss me off.
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1:29:01–1:29:07 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_427And I want to argue the logic.
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1:29:12–1:29:15 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_428Look at this idiot. How does accusing you of threatening to leave imply that you're leaving now? How rusted is that brain of yours? Again, he completely misunderstood my post. I never said that—
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1:29:36–1:29:54 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_429I can't even be bothered. Oh my god, it's just so dumb. I said people are accusing me of threatening to leave, and they're also asking me if I'm leaving now when I never said I was leaving now. I said one day I will leave because one day I will. One day I'll stop uploading, and then you'll suddenly
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1:29:57–1:30:19 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_430wonder, I wonder where Daniel is, he doesn't upload anymore. Probably because I'll be dead by then.
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1:30:19–1:30:23 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_431So I was saying that the sentence was one day, not today. And then his argument doesn't even make any sense.
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1:30:26–1:30:34 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_432I never said the first thing implied the second thing. And then he says, I don't keep up with every single one of your petty shitposts. And if anything, the sentence construction of your post massively implies what I was originally confused about.
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1:30:40–1:30:56 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_433Oh my God, shut up.
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1:30:59–1:31:00 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_434Okay, I don't keep up with— if you don't keep up with it, then why bother commenting if you don't even know what you're talking about?
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1:31:08–1:31:24 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_435If you're confused, then
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1:31:28–1:31:30 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_436shut the fuck up, stupid cunt.
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1:31:34–1:31:37 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_437If you don't keep up with it, then why bother commenting if you don't even know what you're talking about?
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1:31:39–1:31:44 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_438I never said
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1:31:47–1:31:48 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_439the first quotations imply the second quotations. I said that I never— no, I said that people were accusing me of saying that I was threatening to leave and they were also
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1:31:52–1:32:19 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_440making it sound like
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1:32:22–1:32:24 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_441I was going to leave now when my original— this is getting really long— my original sentence clearly says, one day I will leave, which
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1:32:26–1:32:44 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_442doesn't mean I'm threatening to leave now. It means at some point in the future,
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1:32:48–1:33:00 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_443You miss— you failed to understand the post and still decided to write a stupid, insulting reply to me when you don't even know what you're talking about. So maybe shut the fuck up.
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1:33:03–1:33:28 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_444Good reply. Look at that. That's a
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1:33:31–1:33:35 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_445reply. This is so dumb now I think about it, but why are they so stupid? He's calling me stupid when he didn't even bother to read the original comment.
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1:33:37–1:33:53 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_446How would you be confused? I don't know why people are confused about my community post. I said, if you remember, I said one day I will leave
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1:34:02–1:34:11 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_447and— wait, what did I say?
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1:34:14–1:34:15 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_448I don't know how so many people got confused by this.
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1:34:19–1:34:21 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_449I said, just a reminder to everyone that one day I will leave and never come back, and you'll never hear from me ever again. So be careful what your last words were to me, because you might regret that for the rest of your life. In what part of that sentence do I, number one, sound like I'm threatening
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1:34:24–1:34:45 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_450to leave? And what part Does it sound like I'm saying I'm going to leave today, right now, as I'm posting this? It says one day. One day I will leave does not mean today I will leave.
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1:34:45–1:34:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_451And then I got all these comments saying, if you're going to leave, then just leave. You keep threatening to leave when you'd never leave. I never said I'm going to leave. I said one day.
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1:35:05–1:35:14 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_452When it happens.
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1:35:18–1:35:18 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_453When— after I've left YouTube or left the world and I'm not uploading anymore, that will be my last upload. And then last thing you say to me will be the last thing you said to me. And if it was a not kind, unkind thing you said to me, then you might regret it. It's like Saying you hate
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1:35:24–1:35:41 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_454your dad and then he dies the next day, you're gonna regret saying you hated him because those were your last words to him. So what I was saying is maybe stop being so horrible to me because one day I won't be here anymore, and then those are gonna— those are gonna be your last words to me, some
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1:35:41–1:36:01 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_455horrible insult.
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1:36:01–1:36:02 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_456But all these stupid people started accusing me of number one, threatening that I'm gonna suicide or something, or threatening I'm gonna leave.
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1:36:08–1:36:19 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_457So difficult. I don't think there's anything wrong with my construction of that sentence. How is there so much misunderstanding?
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1:36:22–1:36:30 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_458I'm not sure how else I could have worded it. I could have said,
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1:36:50–1:36:52 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_459one day you will not hear from me anymore, any longer. And the last thing you said to me will be the last thing you said to me.
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1:36:55–1:37:07 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_460Now I've got hundreds of people attacking me because they don't understand what I was trying to say.
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1:37:11–1:37:16 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_461You get what I mean, don't you?
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1:37:25–1:37:26 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_462I should write a new one saying, if you don't watch my videos, I'm gonna kill myself, and if I die, then it's all your fault because you didn't watch my videos and I blame you. So I write that. That'd be funny.
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1:37:36–1:37:50 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_463Such a childish thing. Such a bad thing to say.
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1:37:54–1:37:57 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_464If I don't get 10K views on my next video, I'm gonna kill myself. And if I'm dead, then it's all your fucking fault. I hate you.
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1:38:01–1:38:09 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_465That sounds so stupid.
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1:38:13–1:38:16 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_466I'm tempted to say that. I'm tempted to write it. I would get so much hate.
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1:38:24–1:38:29 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_467People would unsub, won't they?
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1:38:32–1:38:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_468I hate you! You ruined my life!
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1:38:38–1:38:41 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_469You're supposed to watch my videos.
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1:38:45–1:38:48 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_470I hate you.
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1:38:51–1:38:52 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_471It's just so cheesy, like the Star Wars movie when Anakin screams, I hate you.
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1:38:55–1:39:03 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_472Make that to your ex-wife to get her back. If you don't take me back, I'm gonna kill myself, and it's all your fault if I die. It's all your fucking fault.
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1:39:18–1:39:31 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_473Oh, why does this make me laugh so much?
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1:39:35–1:39:37 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_474Can you believe there's probably people who have said that unironically?
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1:39:43–1:39:46 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_475Wow, look at this.
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1:40:23–1:40:24 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_476Robot AI flicks out the green tomatoes. Amazing technology. Look at that,
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1:40:26–1:40:34 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_477don't even need people anymore.
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1:40:38–1:40:39 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_4787 machines that help you harvest your produce faster
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1:40:45–1:40:47 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_479and create Unemployment. 7 ways to increase unemployment by 50%. Look at this, don't even need people to work, just get robots to do it.
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1:40:50–1:41:05 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_480What's this music?
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1:41:09–1:41:09 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_481Now we don't need mass immigration anymore. Oh, we got Wobots. Goodbye,
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1:41:13–1:41:19 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_482go back home.
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1:41:21–1:41:24 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_483Wow, look at these carrots.
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1:41:29–1:41:30 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_484Back in the day, this would have given 100 people jobs and income.
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1:41:42–1:41:45 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_485The hell is this? Mechanical tarp.
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1:41:57–1:41:59 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_486It shakes the food out of the tree.
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1:42:07–1:42:10 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_487Look at this.
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1:42:24–1:42:24 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_488What is it doing? I don't get it.
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1:42:34–1:42:36 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_489Hmm, I'm not sure about this amazing technology.
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1:42:47–1:42:50 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_490On one hand, it's cool that we can make this technology, and yeah, it's way more efficient than having 100 workers in the fields. But then we're going to get to a point where our technology is so good no one has to work. So what's everyone going to do?
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1:42:52–1:43:11 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_491Imagine if robots just did everything. We'd all just be stuck at home bored.
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1:43:14–1:43:19 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_492Be like that movie. Was it WALL-E? Is it WALL-E? He goes on that spaceship and there's all the fat people sitting around because there's no work to do. I don't know if that's good for the human psyche.
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1:43:24–1:43:40 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_493Look how depressed I am because I don't work and I'm too scared to get a job. I'm so bored every day.
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1:43:42–1:43:50 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_494Wait, one day the Tesla Autodrive thing is gonna replace taxi drivers, truck drivers, Amazon deliveries, all gonna be automated.
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1:43:57–1:44:05 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_495Staff's gonna be replaced by touchscreen stuff. What are people gonna do for work? We can't all be famous YouTubers.
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1:44:09–1:44:17 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_496Even YouTubers get replaced now by AI YouTubers.
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1:44:20–1:44:24 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_497Just play video games all day. Robots will do all the work for us.
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1:44:39–1:44:44 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_498Maybe they could come up with this way of making money where you volunteer to plug your body into an energy generator that uses your body's electrical energy waves to produce energy. And it knocks you out unconscious, and then you live in like a virtual reality world like GTA 5, and in exchange they will store your body in
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1:44:55–1:45:21 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_499a capsule and keep it nourished whilst you're providing them electricity. Sounds like a movie.
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1:45:21–1:45:29 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_500Would you do it?
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1:45:32–1:45:32 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_501I think I would. You'd live for free in virtual reality in your own version of paradise, and it would be so realistic you wouldn't even know it's virtual reality. And then your physical body is just like in a capsule suspended in liquid.
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1:45:35–1:45:50 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_502Wouldn't that be amazing if they had virtual reality so convincing and you could decide like what you're doing in this virtual world? I'd be— I think I'd be like this mega porn star who has a harem of 50 Asian girls. We travel the 7 seas on a pirate ship,
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1:45:53–1:46:10 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_503and then we travel to different beaches and islands, and we have massive orgies
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1:46:12–1:46:17 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_504on the ship and on the beach. And there's food. Food magically appears, and every day is like a massive
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1:46:19–1:46:27 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_505party. It's kind of already happening. Look at Twitch streamers, they're just playing GTA 5 Online and
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1:46:37–1:46:44 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_506then people just watching them play it. Like that xQc guy has 100K people. Watching him in his virtual world whilst he gets paid for being in the virtual world.
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1:46:50–1:47:01 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_507Yeah, and now people are just being paid to stay at home and they're probably just playing video games all day and watching movies. It's already happening. We're getting paid to stay in the virtual reality
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1:47:12–1:47:24 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_508games and movies, paid to stay at home.
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1:47:26–1:47:28 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_509Yeah, I am reading chat, I'm just too excited about my original idea
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1:47:33–1:47:39 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_510that I totally did not steal from a movie that begins with an N. I mean an M. Can you believe Mila didn't even know what The Matrix was? I had to explain to her what red pill meant. I had to explain to her The Matrix and how Morpheus has the red pill and the blue pill, and then
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1:47:41–1:48:01 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_511Neo has to choose to live in reality or live in a fantasy world. I can't believe she doesn't know anything. She's never seen Simpsons. She's never seen Friends. She's never seen any of these classical movies like Lord of the Rings. How can you never seen The Simpsons?
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1:48:01–1:48:20 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_512She's not that young, she's 27,
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1:48:31–1:48:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_513same age as Ice Poseidon. She's only 5 years younger than me. 27, you should still have seen The Simpsons at least.
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1:48:35–1:48:41 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_514She's only 2 years younger than my sister.
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1:48:46–1:48:48 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_515My sister's seen The Simpsons, Friends. I don't know if she's seen The Matrix. I don't really know what my sister's into.
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1:48:50–1:48:56 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_516She's into Dungeons and Dragons. Dungeons and Dragons, that game. I never really liked that game. It just seemed a bit silly. Like you're just role-playing, pretending. My character hit your skeleton for 2 damage. Now I will take the magical key. It's just weird.
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1:48:59–1:49:21 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_517Yeah, well, okay, my character just pulled out his nuclear missile and blew everything up, and now I'm the king of the world. End of game. You lose. Why don't you just do that?
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1:49:24–1:49:35 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_518My character just tied your character up and fingered you up the bumhole.
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1:49:41–1:49:48 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_519Just seemed a bit silly.
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1:49:53–1:49:55 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_520I wouldn't be able to take it seriously. I just feel weird. It reminds me of the days when I used to go into the roleplay servers on World of Warcraft and troll people, and I used to think it's so weird, these people actually roleplaying. And then what would happen is everyone would get naked in Goldshire Tavern.
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1:50:03–1:50:23 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_521I can't believe there's people here who have never experienced this. You go into the roleplayer server on World of Warcraft, go into the tavern in Goldshire Inn, everyone's just having like a massive orgy. They all strip off their clothing and they get on the bed and they start roleplaying sex.
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1:50:26–1:50:43 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_522It's pretty funny. The WoW days.
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1:50:46–1:50:49 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_523But the roleplayers used to take it really seriously, and if you break character, they'd get angry. It was— I felt really awkward and uncomfortable. They would come up to you and say, hello, good sir, how's your day today? It's a very warm day today, isn't it?
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1:50:56–1:51:15 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_524And then you have to act in character. Have I heard of LARP? Yeah, I saw that term a few times, but it's not really from my times. People never used to say LARP back in my day. You'd say roleplay.
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1:51:18–1:51:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_525I kind of miss World of Warcraft sometimes.
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1:51:43–1:51:45 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_526I miss trolling. I was such a massive troll. I like my spit troll. You could make a custom emote and I would do Daniel spits on you, full stop, and then I'd spam it and everyone thought I was spitting on them.
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1:51:54–1:52:10 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_527And they'd all get angry and they'd start telling me to fuck off,
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1:52:12–1:52:15 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_528and they would start following me around harassing me. It's kind of like my YouTube career, isn't it? So the— what is the word?
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1:52:19–1:52:29 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_529The pattern is troll, say really dumb stuff that annoys everyone, And then they all hate me, and then I complain about why, why does everyone hate me so much? Rinse and repeat.
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1:52:31–1:52:44 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_530I used to do that in WoW all the time. Just troll everyone, make them hate me, and then get annoyed because everyone hates me and I can't make friends.
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1:52:47–1:52:56 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_531Or they would ninja loot. Who remembers the term ninja looting? So you'd be a part of a party in a dungeon, and then you'd roll need on every item even when you didn't need it, and you'd steal it from people who actually needed it. And then you pretended you needed it, you pretended to use it, and you
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1:53:04–1:53:23 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_532just kept needing everything, and then you left, and then they'd get triggered. That was funny.
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1:53:23–1:53:31 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_533I miss a lot of the phrases they used. There's one called imba. That was like a very old phrase. It stood for imbalanced. So if a class was really powerful, they'd say you're imba. That kind of fell out of use.
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1:53:38–1:53:52 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_534What else was there? That's quite a lot. I forgot now.
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1:53:55–1:53:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_535Is the chat frozen? No, I think everyone just fell asleep. I think I've made everyone fall asleep
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1:54:00–1:54:06 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_536and no one's chatting anymore.
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1:54:08–1:54:10 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_537Wait.
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1:54:12–1:54:12 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_538I need to be careful who I show. So if I showed Dr Disrespect, I could get banned, can't I? Because Dr Disrespect is banned. So I need to be careful who I show.
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1:54:22–1:54:32 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_539But what if I don't know that they're banned?
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1:54:35–1:54:36 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_540Look, Gary the Producer is building a new PC. Gary the Producer gets 500 viewers now. More than me. I used to get 500.
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1:54:39–1:54:51 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_541I hate this ad that keeps playing on every stream.
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1:54:53–1:55:00 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_542Boring. So boring watching someone build a gaming PC.
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1:55:20–1:55:24 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_543Same thing, I put it in different— I put it in different drives, dude. Same exact shit. It's not the RAM, bro. It's not the RAM.
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1:55:35–1:55:42 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_544It's so frustrating building your own PC. Things go wrong, you have to find out what's wrong. It's just annoying.
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1:55:45–1:55:52 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_545Last time I built a PC was 2000— in 2015, '16, but my dad helped me.
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1:55:57–1:56:05 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_546So it wasn't really me building it,
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1:56:13–1:56:15 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_547but I installed the new graphics card all by myself.
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1:56:19–1:56:21 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_548He got 1.8K gambling. Maybe I should try gambling. I was thinking of doing trading streams, but I don't know how that would be interesting. It's not like you're trading non-stop. You just make one trade and then check back in a few hours. Seems kind of boring.
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1:56:29–1:56:47 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_549We could get some Bitcoin now and then see if we can make any money in a few hours. But I don't think you'd make much unless it gets above $60K.
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1:56:52–1:57:01 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_550Could put $100 on eToro and get some Bitcoin.
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1:57:07–1:57:10 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_551No, I don't want to. Don't want to lose.
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1:57:12–1:57:16 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_552Crypto gambling stream. We will start off with $200. And then see how much we have 5 hours later.
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1:57:21–1:57:29 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_553Yeah, first time I gambled on Bitcoin, I did a 2x leverage. I put $1,000 on and I lost $200 straight away, and then I sold it at a loss. And then I was too scared to buy back in. Not great,
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1:57:39–1:57:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_554not great. I need the toilet.
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1:58:03–1:58:06 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_555I wonder why Ice is just nonstop doing these gambling streams. Why doesn't he do something else? He could do so many fun things inside. Why doesn't he make fun of the hot tub streams and get his own hot tub? Do like a mocking hot tub streamer thing. Or he could just get some crazy thing to build or
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1:58:11–1:58:32 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_556make inside.
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1:58:32–1:58:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_557But he keeps doing these gambling streams and they're just a bit boring, to be honest.
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1:58:35–1:58:39 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_558Oh, I was about to show ICE. That's not good. Need to be careful.
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1:58:47–1:58:51 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_559Seeing if I can profit trading the worst cryptocurrencies live.
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1:58:57–1:59:00 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_560Chilling and gambling livestream ends when I get to New York gambling. It's just non-stop gambling streams.
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1:59:03–1:59:11 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_561He got some good views actually.
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1:59:18–1:59:20 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_562Oh fuck, I pressed it. His voice nearly played. He got, he got 90K views from some of these gambling streams.
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1:59:22–1:59:30 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_563Is that his audience or are they new people?
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1:59:35–1:59:39 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_564Drunk gambling, $500 to $5,000. Stock trading, millions. Getting rich on stocks.
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1:59:43–1:59:49 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_565Why is it all gambling stuff now? I feel like he's trying to make it a thing.
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1:59:52–1:59:56 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_566I don't find it very interesting.
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2:00:03–2:00:05 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_567Oh yeah, I remember I went gambling in Rostock with Mila. Now we went to a casino and I think I won. Yeah, I did win.
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2:00:11–2:00:19 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_568I won like €60 on this slot machine and then we left because I didn't want to lose it. How did I forget that? It's like I've just forgotten some things.
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2:00:21–2:00:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_569That was pretty fun. I wanted to play roulette. Mina was not interested in gambling. She just sat there looking really bored.
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2:00:36–2:00:43 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_570I think she played a little bit, just a tiny amount. I had about €100 in my pot of coins.
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2:00:45–2:00:52 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_571Oh yeah, he's upset, isn't he? Because people are copying him and he's not getting credit for the gambling stuff.
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2:00:58–2:01:04 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_572Yeah, I did win quite a nice amount at the casino.
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2:01:07–2:01:10 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_573I tried winning more, but I started losing, so I quickly stopped and took my profits.
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2:01:13–2:01:17 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_574I was really annoyed because I wanted to play roulette, but the roulette machines were all taken, and there was one guy, he was playing 3 roulette machines all at the same time. I couldn't even— I did put some money on a roulette machine, but it was all in Dutch and I didn't understand how to work it. I
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2:01:28–2:01:50 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_575lost it all. I just put €10.
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2:01:50–2:01:51 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_576I used to go to roulette thing at the betting shop after the job center. If I missed the train, I'd go to the roulette place and I'd put £20, and I would put all of it on even and black, so you've got like a 50% chance. One time I I won. I won £20, so I doubled my
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2:01:54–2:02:16 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_577money. I just took it and I walked out.
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2:02:16–2:02:18 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_578That was nice.
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2:02:20–2:02:23 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_579But I don't really like gambling. I do. It's exciting, but I'm scared of losing. Because when you start losing, you start putting more money in because you want to win back what you've lost. And then you just end up losing more and more and more and more,
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2:02:29–2:02:44 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_580and you keep trying to win back what you've lost, and you usually don't.
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2:02:47–2:02:50 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_581And what else are people doing?
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2:03:09–2:03:12 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_582Indie Fox has 8K viewers. She's sitting in a hot tub.
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2:03:19–2:03:24 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_583The Sun reversed. This is also semi-good card too. I like the Sun even though it's reversed.
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2:03:28–2:03:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_584Your presents. They're all doing this now. Happiness, fortune, inflatable hot tub, and they just sit there in their bikini.
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2:03:35–2:03:43 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_585EXBC Korea.
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2:03:46–2:03:48 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_586Yeah, I got really addicted to stocks. It felt so good when it goes up, and I was desperate to get my gains back.
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2:03:56–2:04:04 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_587Hey,
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2:04:11–2:04:13 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_588just eat this. I feel like in the traditional market. Oh, okay. You want to see? Yeah. Thank just staying. And we should go to the traditional market to buy pants, so let's go right, right here. Boring.
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2:04:16–2:04:32 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_589Sushi Dragon.
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2:04:36–2:04:38 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_590I feel like Ice wants to copy Sushi Dragon with the AR stuff.
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2:04:40–2:04:44 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_591Look at Sushi Dragon, his gear. Um, after, after working on Magic for a year, Resolve seems a lot easier than this. Look at the gear he has. But, uh, yeah, this is just, uh, so far Magic. It's got a whole warehouse. It's going to be a main visual program, and then maybe once he's got these green screen
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2:04:48–2:05:08 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_592effects, um, we'll move on to TouchDesigner. It's pretty funny. I don't know if I have the brain capacity to learn that many programs. But, uh, if I grow wiser, it may happen. Here we go. Yeah, how does he afford it? He must make good money off Twitch. From Simolio again. Oh, $5! Thank you for the $5.
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2:05:08–2:05:29 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_593It's so cheesy.
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2:05:33–2:05:35 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_594I'm on the wrong computer. Darn it. I like it when he starts dancing. Zooming into the VR tracker, it's not really that entertaining, so say sorry. But look at all this gear he has. He's got so many cameras. All is forgiven as long as you keep tracking me. Uh, all right, this place is getting a little messier.
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2:05:38–2:05:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_595It's, uh, I don't know how his computers work. You see this?
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2:05:58–2:06:02 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_596He's got this whole shelf of graphic cards all powering the stream. It's not just like one computer, he's got a whole server, like those Bitcoin mining servers, like a whole rack of graphic cards powering it. Difficult time to do tracking. Boom, there we go. Nope, still wants to choose that head. Okay, all right, let's try it again.
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2:06:05–2:06:30 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_597There you go. He's built a whole studio for himself. Nope, nope, nope, nope.
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2:06:30–2:06:38 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_598And it's all controlled using these number pads attached to his wrists.
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2:06:45–2:06:50 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_599Why is it not working?
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2:06:56–2:06:57 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_600What the hell?
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2:07:15–2:07:16 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_601Why is there no music?
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2:07:25–2:07:26 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_602He's dancing to no music.
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2:07:32–2:07:33 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_603This is so awkward.
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2:07:52–2:07:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_604Yeah, that's Sushi Dragon. He has a green screen.
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2:08:08–2:08:12 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_605Queen's Queen.
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2:08:19–2:08:20 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_606Yeah,
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2:08:23–2:08:25 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_607well, he doesn't have a fireplace and he doesn't have
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2:08:28–2:08:35 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_608tea.
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2:08:38–2:08:38 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_609It's just funny that's his job. People ask, what do you do for a living? And then
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2:08:42–2:08:45 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_610he shows them. He's— he messes around in a big warehouse dancing about all on his own. It's, it's kind of sad if you think about it. It's like the ultimate Billy No Mates activity. He probably does have friends and a social life, but it looks like he's got no friends But he's got a lot of money to
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2:08:48–2:09:10 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_611buy all these gizmos and stuff so he could have fun on his own and not need friends.
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2:09:10–2:09:15 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_612Just playing in a big warehouse with a big green screen, dancing on your own. It's kind of
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2:09:18–2:09:24 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_613weird,
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2:09:26–2:09:26 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_614but if I had loads of money, that's probably what I'd do as well. Just get a warehouse and get a load of gadgets and fun things and stream it and play with yourself.
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2:09:30–2:09:41 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_615He used to be in Sears videos. They used to make weird stuff together.
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2:09:46–2:09:50 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_616Might prepare for bed, shut down the systems.
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2:10:01–2:10:05 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_617I need to charge my phone.
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2:10:07–2:10:08 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_618Oh my
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2:11:10–2:11:11 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_619God, I think I ate too much. My stomach is gonna explode.
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2:11:13–2:11:17 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_620I can't believe I streamed for 5 hours.
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2:11:20–2:11:22 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_621What would I do for fun on YouTube or Twitch if I had all the money?
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2:11:26–2:11:29 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_622I'd probably get a really nice apartment with an amazing view,
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2:11:31–2:11:35 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_623and it would have really good internet. And I would get nice food
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2:11:40–2:11:46 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_624and basically just do what I'm doing now, maybe. I'm not sure what else I'd do.
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2:11:49–2:11:53 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_625Maybe I'd get some cool things like
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2:11:55–2:11:58 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_626a hoverboard,
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2:12:00–2:12:01 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_627maybe a ninja sword. Don't know, could just get anything.
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2:12:04–2:12:09 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_628But my dream place to live in would be in a big apartment at the top floor, so you've got an amazing view and there's no people around and you can just order food.
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2:12:13–2:12:26 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_629And it's in a safe area and it's got good internet, that'd be great. But I'd probably end up just doing the same, sitting here whining about views.
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2:12:36–2:12:48 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_630Hmm,
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2:13:03–2:13:03 · rev_8b41693c8f6e9cc6130adf04eb1f4a5c_631it's funny because I think even if I had loads of money, I would still be whining about views.
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