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[2019-03-19] What’s on the SD card [fXWzKmXAr7o]

2019-03-19 · 13 min

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    Hi, so if you're watching this video, I

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    assume you're interested in what was on

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    the SD card which resulted in my marriage

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    falling apart. Well, I think I'm just

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    going to tell you since so many people

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    have been asking me what it is, and I'm

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    expecting to lose a couple thousand subs

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    just from saying this. But since so many

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    people want to know, you know, you have to

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    give people what they want. I'm going to

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    tell you, and if I lose a bunch of subs,

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    then Well, I'm gonna blame you lot

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    for it. Okay, so there were a few things

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    on the SD card. Um, I don't remember

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    everything that was on it because I put a

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    bunch of things onto it and I haven't

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    looked at it for quite a while. But the

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    things that I do know that are on it are—

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    well, there were 2 things my wife

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    screenshotted and then sent to me asking

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    me what they were. And the first one was a

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    screenshot of a Skype video call that me

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    and some other girl were having. And in

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    the screenshot, it was a screenshot of us—

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    how can I put this— showing each other our

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    lady parts and our boy parts.

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    There were several of those screenshots.

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    And the other thing, which is a lot worse,

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    was a video of me and a girl in a hotel

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    after we had finished our business.

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    I didn't, I didn't film any of the

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    business or anything saucy.

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    It was just a 7-second-long clip after

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    we finished and after we got dressed,

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    and you couldn't even see her. You could

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    only see her legs. And she was wearing

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    trousers. I could have lied and said it

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    was a guy, maybe it wouldn't have been so

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    bad, but I don't think lying is a good

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    thing. So that's what's on the SD card,

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    and if you want to know when the hotel

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    video took place, it was November— or it

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    could have been December 2017, so it was

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    way before we got married. That's why I

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    said I'm pretty sure it's not illegal,

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    because if it took place after we got

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    married, then that would have counted as

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    adultery, which I think it is illegal in

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    Japan. I'm not sure if you can get

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    arrested for it, but I think you can get

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    fined for it. Anyway, this happened before

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    we got married, so that's why I said I

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    don't think it's illegal, which means that

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    it doesn't count as adultery.

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    So yeah, that was what's on the SD card.

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    There might be more. Uh, the rest of it

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    was just mainly, mainly nudes. That, um,

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    generous ladies sent to me.

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    And no, they weren't underage nudes, um,

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    unless they lied to me about their age.

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    Now, before I get nudes or after I get

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    nudes, I always ask the lady if she's

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    over the age of 18 before I save them to

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    my collection. And yeah, I do save them to

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    my collection, and that's mainly, mainly

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    because Some of them are pretty nice. I

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    didn't save all of them, I only saved the

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    ones I thought were pretty nice.

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    And I might have saved that collection

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    onto the SD card. Um, I'm fairly

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    confident that there were no under-18s. I

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    did ask them how old they were, but you,

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    you never know. They could just lie to

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    you. They could say, oh, don't worry, I'm

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    20, and then actually they're 17. But

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    that's I don't think that's my fault

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    because how would I know? If a girl looks

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    like she's over 18, then I'm just gonna

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    assume that she's over 18. Some girls,

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    they develop a lot faster than other ones

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    do, and you know, it's very difficult to

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    tell sometimes. How am I supposed to know

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    if they're under 18 or not? I don't think

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    they would lie to me. I don't think they

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    would lie about their age.

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    Besides, I don't really have any under-18s

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    watch my channel.

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    So I hope that clears up what was on the

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    SD card, and I'm sorry if it wasn't very

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    interesting or as exciting as you may have

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    imagined, but that was, that's basically

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    what was on it. You know, nothing too out

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    of the ordinary, just, you know, a couple

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    of nudes, some Um, incriminating videos.

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    I'm not sure what else was on it. I can't

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    remember now. I put a whole bunch of

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    things onto it and I don't remember.

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    There might be some other things on it,

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    uh, that, that could be worse. I don't

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    think there is because number one, I've

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    never secretly filmed myself with anyone

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    else, and the only time I filmed one of my

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    hotel escapades was that 7-second long

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    clip. After that, didn't didn't secretly

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    film or try to film anything else,

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    so I don't really know what else could be

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    on it. Um, yeah.

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    Ouch.

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    Oh shit.

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