quick stream before girlfriend comes home

Testing.

Testing.

Testing, test, testing.

Testing.

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

Okay,

I think it's working.

I got 4 internet connections running.

I think 4 connections should be pretty

And I need to release my YouTube— my new

YouTube video. I think I'll release it

now, or should

I wait until later? Let me think.

Um, streaming again? You just

did 10 hours yesterday. Yeah, but I'm

posting a new video on YouTube today,

and I'm gonna link my Twitch, so hopefully

I get more viewers. And I think my

girlfriend's not— I don't know, actually,

she might not be working tomorrow, so I

might not be able to stream tomorrow.

Leo is a failed financial advisor. Who is

Leo?

Uh, maybe I'll post. I think my new video

is fine. I checked it all,

didn't dox anything or anyone.

Let me check one more time.

I found a good place to make videos.

I put these paper sheets against the wall

to hide stuff, and the lighting's pretty

so I don't have to crop the video into

like a little slit. Seems like a good

Yeah, I think I'll post it. It's gonna be

called Why I'm Trying to Make My

Girlfriend Pregnant. I thought that was

better than trying— Why I'm Trying to

Impregnate My Girlfriend. I think making

my girlfriend pregnant would be more

YouTube-friendly.

So I think I'll go ahead and post it,

and hopefully people click the link to my

Twitch. Public.

Publish.

Might not be the best time zone because

it's like early morning Europe, late night

America.

Ideally, it I should post it in maybe

8 hours' time, but then I won't be

streaming, so I want to post it whilst I'm

streaming for maximum effect.

The video popped up, so you guys can go

and watch the video quickly if you want

to. It's not really that interesting,

it's just like me talking about having

kids and then bit of footage at a Thai

festival at the end.

It's nothing I haven't talked about on

stream,

but I think it's a funny title, should get

some clicks,

which is the name of the game.

Oh, it took such a long time to make that

video and then get the internet sorted

because I took the festival footage on my

iPhone, but then I took the FaceTime part

of the video with my Samsung because I

can, because I can use my skin filter and

plug in my mic. So I had to think,

do I put the Samsung footage onto my

iPhone or the iPhone footage onto my

Samsung? Couldn't find a way to transfer

the video from Android over to iPhone,

so I ended up uploading the footage from

the iPhone to Google Drive and then

downloading it on my computer and then

editing it on my computer. It's such a

headache. I hate iPhones.

I do not recommend buying an iPhone. Why

can't it just be simple like an Android?

With Samsung Android phones,

You can just connect it to your computer

and it acts like a USB drive, or you can

plug in like a USB SD card into the

USB-C of an Android and then just transfer

stuff as if it was a flash drive. Why

can't iPhone do that? I plug in my SD card

into my iPhone and nothing happens, even

with the specialized app. And they make it

easy so you can transfer videos between

iPhones and iPads and MacBooks using

AirDrop. Why can't they use AirDrop on

Samsung? Samsung's Apple would be great.

If all your devices were Apple, then you

wouldn't have a problem because you just

use AirDrop. But I have iPhone

12 as— I have the iPhone 12 mini as my

phone that I take outside because it's

small. So if I'm outside and I want to

randomly film stuff I film it on my

iPhone, but then I use my Samsung S10+ to

film my videos because it makes me look

more attractive and you can plug stuff

into it like a USB mic.

And editing on Android is just way better

than editing on iPhone,

but Android phones are too big. They

always make really big phones, like

Samsung S10+ is what, 6 or 7 inch?

Screen size. It's way too big.

And the Flip Z is really big as well. Why

can't they make a tiny Android that is

also really powerful?

Still, no one has made the perfect phone

for me. I have the

S10e. Is it fast though? Is it good?

And does it have wide-angle lens? Does it

have skin filter? And I got the Flip Z,

but I don't make videos on it because the

selfie camera is too good. It's got like a

10-megapixel selfie camera, and you can

see my bad skin even with a beauty filter

on it. So I always go back to my S10+ to

film my videos because it only has a

1.2-megapixel selfie camera because it's

an old phone. But I look way better in the

S10+ videos than I look in the Flip Z

videos. Oh, it's so frustrating. I've got

4 freaking phones and none of them do

exactly what I want them to do.

No, not portrait mode. I need the skin

filter. Most Samsung phones have the skin

filter, so it shouldn't be a problem. I

don't really want to have to buy a 5th

phone. I've got 4 phones already.

Too many phones.

I'm getting loads of comments already on

the new video. I've never clicked on an

episode of Hiding My Room so fast. In all

seriousness, if Daniel continues on this

path, I guarantee there'll be another

divorce. And unlike last time, she'll take

50% of his assets. Why are people so sure

about that? I really doubt it. The Thai

girlfriend is way nicer than Chihiro was.

Chihiro was pretty conniving and

calculative, and she didn't even go as far

as to try and get money out of me because

I don't have any money. When are people

going to understand? I mean, either people

say I'm poor and broke and don't make any

money and I'm living off my inheritance,

or they think I've got so much money that

people want to divorce me and then take

50% of my Assets. I don't have

any assets. I've got a 17-inch Razer Blade

gaming laptop and some phones.

People are so flip-floppy. I mean, either

they say I'm a compulsive liar and I fake

everything, but then they believe certain

things, like when I talk about my yeast

infection or, you know, other problems

I have with my body.

They just cherry-pick.

Affirm it? What do you mean?

Affirm what?

Affirming? What if the person in reality

is wearing a mask? Who?

I don't understand these comments.

People seem to enjoy the idea of me

thinking of becoming a parent. It seems to

really freak people out.

Which is funny.

And then I can make videos like why I hate

my child, why I regret having a child,

5 things I hate about being a parent. So

many content ideas. Oh my God.

If only I could actually impregnate

Did I get the Bugatti in this game? No, I

don't like supercars. I like the

normal-looking cars, the normal everyday

family car, something realistic, not like

some weird-looking super hyped-up sports

car. Daniel is gonna be a

parent. Well, she doesn't have a problem

with me nutting inside, and I don't have a

problem with nutting inside. So I guess

we'll see after 3 months of nutting

inside. Will there be nutting at

all? Or something. Whoa,

look at this car. It's a Herrera

Outlaw GTS. 755 horsepower.

It looks too low and flat and stretched

out. This is more my kind of car.

70 horsepower.

Look at her taking her man out for a

Well, look at all the people. This is like

Shibuya Crossing.

An Emperor 720 Chevillon.

Isn't that a real car? Chevron. Oh, can I

hack this? No. Oh, he's looking at stocks.

Is that the S&P 500?

Can you imagine the S&P 500 in the year

2077? It's pretty worthless.

The American economy down the toilet.

I'm also going to nut inside 2 girls at

the end of this month. That's hot. When I

was with Chihiro, I was nutting inside

like 3 women during the

same time. So I'd meet this— I had like

this Tinder sex friend, and then we would

meet up during the day, and then I would

nut in her, and then I'd go back home,

and then Chihiro would come home, and then

me and Chihiro would nut as well. That was

pretty hot. Is this game fun?

It's probably the most fun game I've

played since Elden Ring.

It's really good. I don't know why I

didn't give it a chance earlier. Just

because the first time I played it, it was

really bad.

I was drinking water when notifications

came up and almost choked to death.

Congratulations, Daniel, you almost killed

me through notification. Why are people so

entertained at the idea of me getting

anyone pregnant? My viewers are so

strange. Anyone, anyone else's

audience would be like, oh, I'm so happy

for you, congratulations, I hope you have

a happy family, we're rooting for you,

you can do it. But my viewers are like,

oh my God, he's gonna ruin a kid,

a kid's life, and he's gonna break

someone's heart, and he's gonna ditch his

kid and run away. People have no faith in

me.

I like how on Twitch I can say anything

and there's no fear of getting

demonetized. Like on YouTube, I'm so

careful because I don't want the dollar

sign to go yellow. Is donating to Daniel

simping? Oh wow, thanks. No, it's very

helpful and supportive,

and it's a very rare occurrence, so you,

you are special.

I think I'm on track to making $100 on

Twitch this month if

I keep up with the streams. I think I'm

only a few streams away from nearly

cracking $100 on Twitch. That'd be so

She's not taking the pill. No,

she said she doesn't want to take the pill

because she is worried about side effects.

So my video plan for this few day—

these few days upcoming: I made a video in

the AM today, uploaded it now. Then I'm

gonna do some Cyberpunk streaming on

Twitch until probably

5 PM or half 4, so just 4 hours.

Don't have much time today because she's

coming home early today and I was busy in

the AM making a video.

And then if she goes to work tomorrow, I

want to do a YouTube stream early in the

morning to catch the American time zone.

And I want to do a long stream on YouTube

to farm some watch time. I need to

grind out some watch time and views on

YouTube because I've been a bit lazy on

YouTube recently. So I'm gonna do a long

livestream tomorrow. Facecam, no gaming,

just chatting. And I think I've sorted out

the connection problems. Last time I

streamed on YouTube, I kept getting

disconnected and it was really pissing me

off. But now I've got 4 SIM cards. I've

actually got 5. I've got 6 SIM cards, but

one is my UK one. I don't use it. And one

is an expired SIM card from when I first

arrived. But my girlfriend got me 2 new

SIM cards which are pretty cheap and

they've got 5G unlimited. And I renewed 2

of my expired SIMs, so a total of 4 SIM

cards right now running this stream and

they're all being used together as like a

combined mega connection. I've got 3

on— no, I've got 2 SIMs on primary action

and 2 of them are on secondary.

Basically, secondary means— says use

this connection for speed boosts and for

failover, but less than primary. Primary

uses the connection all the time. Backup

only uses connection for failover. I don't

know what a failover is. When no other

connections are available. So we've got 2

SIMs on secondary in case we got any

failovers, and then we've got 2 SIMs on

primary Which are my

Huawei Wi-Fi dongles, which count as an

Ethernet. I get— I can get really nerdy

and into this internet connecting stuff.

It's pretty interesting. I've got 2 Wi-Fi

antenna adapters picking up my

data from my phone, which is sharing as a

hotspot. And I've got an internal Wi-Fi

card, which is not doing anything because

the apartment Wi-Fi doesn't work anymore.

It just connects and then says no

internet. So I can't use the

apartment Wi-Fi. So I could have 5

connections if I had a 5th one.

It's okay. I think 4 connections is

plenty. What time would I stream on

YouTube? It'll probably be 8 AM

in Thailand time. So about

5 hours ago. 5 hours ago would

be nearly midnight in the UK, and there

will be evening in America across most

time zones.

But I'll probably be streaming through the

entire Europe time zone until morning.

30 days in, guys, and they're having a

baby. Yeah, it's pretty funny.

Didn't think I'd be saying this, but get a

job for the baby. YouTube comments are

always fun to read. You've taught me how

messy life can be. This is the content we

all come for. It's like watching a train

coming up to a truck stuck on a level

crossing. See, this is what the people

want to see. They don't care about me

showing the streets of Bangkok or

me doing travel stuff. They just want to

hear me talk about messed up stuff,

which is why Chihiro's channel failed.

She tried to use my audience as like a

springboard to build a base off to make

boring travel videos in Japan when the

entirety of the Hiding My Room audience

just wanted one thing, which was just us

bickering and silly drama content of

just us insulting each other. That's what

they wanted. If she wanted to do like

travel content, she should have done what

all the other Japan channels do, which is

just barely any talking, sometimes no

talking at all, get a decent camera, and

then just walk around and film 4K footage

of the streets of Osaka.

And she might have blown up if she did

that. Fortunately, no one told her about

it and she gave up because I would have

been pretty pissed off if she became like

a 4K walker and was getting millions of

views because I've seen channels blow up

within months doing that stuff. It's

insane. These ASMR Japan walker type

channels. They just— they seem to

pop off.

Why don't I do it then? I don't know,

because it's boring and I don't have to

spend thousands of dollars getting a fancy

camera and a gimbal and then figuring out

how to make it work and making sure it's

stabilized and all that rubbish. So dull.

Whoa, look at these trousers. Dragon Duo

Layer Hybrid Loose Fits. Looks cool.

I think the stats of armor in this game

doesn't really matter much. You're really

gonna be stat maxing in a game like this?

It's not like a competitive MMO, is it?

Oh, look at that. I got a nice

blue-looking beanie.

How about some blue shades like that? Now

I look like a snowboarder. That looks

pretty cool. Maybe some goggles or

a gas mask. No, I like the goggles.

I mean the sunglasses. I look like some

snowboarding character off of— do you

remember those snowboarding games that

came out trying to copy Tony Hawk's?

There are so many snowboarding games. SSX

Tricky was the best one, but then you had

all these serious-looking snowboarding

games and they all had like emo rock music

SSX Tricky was such a great game. Why

don't they bring it on Switch? Who made

it? Why is there no version— not version

of it on Steam or something?

What else do I need to do?

Um,

I forgot. I think I've done everything

that I wanted to do, so I guess we

can just game for a bit. I've got 4 hours.

So many crowds. Crowds of people here now.

Wow, look at all the people! Can I just

The kids in this game is like tiny

versions of adults.

Oh, who are these? Robot.

How was last night? It was okay.

She came home, I made kimchi hot pot,

and that was

it really. Went to bed. We went to bed at

11. She came home at 10. We had dinner for

about half an hour. Then she got ready for

bed. We went to bed at 11.

Very uneventful. It's like married

life, isn't it? Just dating for 30 days

and already it's like married life.

Usually people date for years before they

even move in together, which I

find strange. I, I'm very quick

with relationships, moving in. On the

first week or something moving in

together.

But it's funny, like the Western way of

dating is you get to know each other, you

go on a few dates before even having sex,

and then maybe after a few weeks of

dating, then you can have sex,

but then you can't move in together until

months of dating. It's so slow. I think

this is why the Mila relationship didn't

work, because I wanted us to move in

together. Mila was kind of shocked and

repulsed at the idea of us living

together.

Maybe she thought things were moving too

quickly. The life cycle of

your relationships are very short. Yeah,

we— it starts off very quickly and we get

to like the married stage very fast, but

then it doesn't last very long. It's very

quick and doesn't last very long. Just

like my sex skills.

Relationships are more like a sprint for

me, not a marathon.

Do I think I can see myself with Thai girl

for a while? Yeah, I can see myself being

with her until the end of my tourist visa.

I don't really see myself wanting to go

on Tinder and do dating in Bangkok,

although I was kind of interested in it.

I wonder what kind of girls I could match

on Tinder here. Maybe I can get a better

looking girlfriend. If I went on Tinder,

I haven't even made a new Tinder here

because I think the probability of one

of her friends finding me on Tinder and

then telling her about it could be risky

because I

got caught by Chihiro's friends. They

found me on Tinder and they told Chihiro

about it. So it's not worth jeopardizing

it to try and— it's kind of like a gamble.

Can I get a date? Can I get a better

looking girlfriend? Maybe I can get a

one-night stand, but is it worth losing

everything? In my experience, the answer

is no, because none of the dates I got in

Japan were better than Chihiro. I had a

few one-night stands whilst I was married,

but none of it was good. It was kind of—

some of them were okay, And when I think

about it now, it still turns me on a bit.

But I don't think any of them were worth

losing Chihiro over because

they were just old and weird-looking.

I wonder what kind of matches I could get

though. I'm a bit curious. Would I get

Chinese-looking Thai girls, or would I get

more brown-looking Thai girls?

I'd prefer to have the Chinese-looking

Thai girls, really. That's more my cup of

tea. Oh yeah, last time

I got stuck on this quest, didn't I? I

couldn't find the information.

Let me see if it's fixed now by resetting

the game. First of all,

where is it? Oh, it's there.

I think my new video looks good. What do

you think? Because I need to get back into

the whole quick, short 10-minute videos

with funny title and me saying some dumb

stuff. That's been my bread and butter.

But I was worried about how was I gonna

film it if I can't film the apartment.

And I don't like the little black slit way

of filming. It looks stupid. I think this

way looks good.

It looks minimal. I like the paper taped

to the wall hiding stuff. Oh look, it's

like 7-Eleven. What do they sell here?

Porn mags. Why is everything in this game

drug and sex obsessed?

Look, everywhere is just sex shops.

Oh my god, I just activated— how do I

activate slow-mo by accident? I think by

dodging. Would you smash that long

neck?

Long neck equals long poos.

A long and windy tunnel.

Cavernous. How do I get back in?

There was like a garage.

What is a menpo? Oh, it's a face mask.

There was like a garage, goes underground.

I forgot where it was now.

These ads are super long. Sorry about

that. Yeah, there's gonna be ads I

think every 30 minutes.

Twitch made me do it. They said

Daniel, we're losing money. We need you to

increase the number of ads or else you get

a bad rev cut.

It's only once every 30 minutes, it's not

that bad.

Why am I still in the same room? I just

loaded the game back up.

And I thought I'd give the quest another

try, but I can't find how to get back down

there. I think it's this way.

I'm going to sleep. Can you leave the

stream on whilst you sleep so I get ad

rev? Thanks.

Leave it playing in the background, that

would help. I can't get to the lower level

of the parking space. You can buy a

car here, look. Which one? You can buy

this van. No, you can— one of them you

could buy is gone now. Actually, these

cars are different to the cars that were

parked here when I turned the game off

This car's nice. Look at that. Look at

that front bit. Can you imagine having an

accident with a car like this? I'd feel

pretty safe. You would destroy

anything that you crashed into though.

I saw this car accident a few nights ago

in Bangkok. This moped guy rode into the

back of a car and there was a massive dent

on the back of the car. My girlfriend said

the car guy is angry at the bike guy. The

bike guy has no money and is apologizing.

It's like everyone has no money all the

time here. What are they doing? How are

they working all day long and they still

have no money? What's the point of working

then? If you work all day, you still got

no money, you might as well not work. Not

working equals no money. Working all day

also equals no money. Then why bother?

I can't even get back into the area now

where the quest was.

Any plans to play the new Pokémon game? I

really want to make a review because my

Legends of Arceus video did really well,

so I'm hoping to replicate that and But I

don't want to pay £60 for a stupid Pokémon

game that I can't refund.

I've never been interested in Pokémon,

and I

don't know what to complain about. What

did I complain about Legends of Arceus?

Maybe I just copy and paste that video,

edit out the bits when I say Legends of

Arceus, and just replace it with Pokémon

Scarlet. It could work, couldn't it?

I'll take down the Arceus video since it

doesn't get views anymore, download it,

just edit out anytime I say Arceus,

replace it, and then re-upload it. And it

won't count as a duplicate because I've

taken down the original.

I think I'm gonna give up. I can't even

get back into the quest area. Oh yeah,

I got bugged on this other quest.

It was called— I need

to use the intercom, but I couldn't.

So maybe I'll try that again, see if it's

fixed now.

I'll just edit out— yeah, I'll make it

really obvious that it's just a voiceover

edit.

I think my complaints for Arceus could

also apply for the new one. The new one

looks exactly the same as Arceus but

slightly different graphics. How is it

even different? How are they releasing 2

new Pokémon games in a year? They already

released a new Pokémon game. Back in

January, it was called Legends of Arceus,

and they've already got a new one out.

They're just spamming too many Pokémon

games.

Does anyone know anything about it? What

are people— I think one of the things

people complained about was how it's open

world, but the Pokémon don't have level

scaling, so you could get really

overpowered and then just destroy

everything.

But is that really a big problem?

Some people say it's Legends of Arceus,

which sounds weird.

It's hard making these video game reviews.

I wanted to make an updated video about

Cyberpunk after playing it for 40

hours now. There's quite a few things I

want to complain about. Like how the

story's boring, the characters are not

that interesting. It's too many car ride

dialogue scenes that you can't really

and most of the guns are not very fun to

play with because they don't do much

damage.

But I don't think cyberpunk is really a

popular topic anymore, so it might be a

waste of time.

Whoops, did I kill her?

Oh, come on, I just tapped her a little

bit. Oh,

now I have to run away from the police so

I can use the object. Wow, this is a nice

bit of Night City. Look at that, it's an

actual normal-looking road. The roads in

Night City look weird because they're

covered in yellow and red.

How old is my girlfriend? I think she's

35.

She might be 36 soon.

Oh, there's police everywhere.

It might be easier to just load the game.

You know, today is the 11th of October— I

mean, 11th of November. Means it's 1111,

the special number. Have I

played GTA 5? I tried it. For some reason

I couldn't get into it.

I don't like how you keep switching

between different characters. I thought

that was really dumb, and I found the map

to be really boring. There was no really

fancy, cool-looking city area like this.

I mean, look at this. This kind of area—

this kind of area is not in GTA.

Like a really nice-looking futuristic city

area. It's just like ugly-looking version

of LA, isn't it? Oh, it works now.

It wasn't working last time I tried.

The city in GTA always looks boring. It's

always the same kind of generic

American-looking city.

But they're not, they're not like New York

or Manhattan kind of cool-looking city.

It's like rundown, ugly-looking city.

Have I

played Watch Dogs? Yeah, I played the

first one. The city looked really cool.

But the gameplay was a bit boring.

It had hacking as well, didn't it? Kind of

like this game. Please have a seat.

This game feels like Fallout and

Fallout and GTA and Matrix and Juice X.

Where is Elizabeth and Jefferson? I gotta

take a seat. I like the

atmosphere in this game. It just seems so

bleak, but also kind

of funky and futuristic. I like all the

Japanese stuff as well. Yakisoba, roasted

noodles.

Thank you.

I tried Red Dead Redemption 2. That was

boring.

Open world is kind of boring when it's

just forests and a few little shantytowns

here and there. It's not 100% clear what

happened. Hardly anything ever is.

But yeah, I got some idea.

There was an accident. Embarrassing one.

Mine died at a sex club. Died at a sex

club? Nobody there helping?

I think GTA could be realistic and modern

and still look better than it looks now.

They always choose really boring cities to

model the city off of.

They always have like the hood kind

of vibes in GTA cities. It's always like

gangs and the hood and downtown,

and then you got the wastelands and the

deserts on the outskirts of the city, and

it's just such a boring area to play in.

I want like a huge city, sprawling

metropolis to explore, and GTA just

doesn't really offer that.

Leave the building. I want to explore the

Careful,

please. Right, we'll return to this later.

And the conference, did you manage? Will

we be in

City Hall? And the combat in GTA is kind

of boring. You just get bog-standard

weapons. What are they talking about?

He has just as much of a right to use that

space as Ryan.

Get it done today. GTA has very basic

fighting mechanics. Look at Cyberpunk.

You've got this extensive detailed

inventory. You've got these really cool

weapons that are fun and interesting

to use, and you can upgrade them. You can

put mods on them. You can put scopes and

Yeah, look, you can put scopes,

silencers, you can put attachments like

it's some kind of Rainbow Six shooter

game. You've got this really extensive

crafting system and upgrade system,

and, um, you've got this character upgrade

system where you've got attribute points

and then you've got different abilities

you can unlock using perk points. There's

none of this in GTA.

All you do in GTA is you pick up a gun and

then hold the right mouse button, aim it,

and shoot at people.

I like the RPG elements in Cyberpunk.

I should have tried opening that red door.

Maybe I'll try going back up.

What would be a good follow-up to my new

YouTube video? I think I've got a bit of

momentum going here. So we've got the

romantic honeymoon trip with girlfriend,

followed by why I'm trying to get my

girlfriend pregnant. What would be a funny

follow-up?

My girlfriend left me.

Or, hmm, maybe she actually gets pregnant

and then I run away. Running away from my

pregnant girlfriend.

The Redditors are going crazy. Have they

already made a post? Daniel doesn't

understand that having a kid and being a

parent involves more than talking about

his smelly yeast infection, yeast-riddled

infected cheese skin. They love describing

my dirty penis in such detail, it's weird.

I go on there and they're always talking

about my cheese-ridden yeast-infected

dried-up flaky foreskin.

Gross, pox-riddled penis head.

Calm down, Jesus. Even I don't go into

that much detail about my own penis.

Whoa, look at that glitch. What was she

doing?

I think they get off on it, describing my

dick.

Look at this woman. Can talk to

You don't look fine.

That squirrel prez guy is very

descriptive. Yeah, he always writes these

massive essays and he goes into really

descriptive detail. He's one of those

wannabe writer guys, I guess. He thinks

he's so good at writing.

Ask him to write me a script for a new

video. Sometimes the Reddit posts are

quite helpful to come up with video ideas.

Because they're so hateful and rude, it's

kind of funny using that to make

a title, make a video

title based off of the stuff they write.

Oh, I'm going to the chapel.

They keep going on about my inheritance

money. That's one thing that pisses me

off. I recently got my YouTube earnings

updated so I know

how much I'm gonna get this month, and it

said $1,500. That is what I'm using

to live off, not my stupid inheritance

money. I lost most of my inheritance money

on stocks.

If I get a baby with special needs, would

I take responsibility? That'd be the

worst. I don't know, I think I would just

run away. I've seen stuff like that

where parents have to devote their entire

lives to look after their Down syndrome

kid or something. The kid can't do

anything. What are you gonna do?

You can't— you can't,

I don't know, delete the kid, can you?

You can't just run away from it. What'd

you do with it? Are you

legally obligated to look after— I don't

look after a Down syndrome kid.

Oh, it's like a weird cult. Meet with your

contact at the altar.

I saw this one show, there's a show in

England where they find families

that are struggling financially, and then

they get like a crew of volunteer builders

and workers, and they, they build not,

not a house, but they remake the house so

it looks beautiful and finished and nice.

There's one family and they had 3 kids

and they were all disabled. They had like

this weird I don't even know what it was,

not Down syndrome, but they had weird

deformed faces, like no chin, weird

breathing problems, learning difficulty.

Basically, they couldn't do anything by

themselves, and they all looked like

mentally handicapped or something,

and physically handicapped. And I was

thinking, Jesus, That is one reason why

I'd be scared of having kids.

And you look at the parents and they look

weird.

We have been waiting. We have been

waiting. Where's he gonna take me? To

Wakanda. Entered Pacifica.

Making sure I didn't get lost? Yeah, who

catches up?

You my contact? Someone finally gonna tell

me about this job? I'm just a man in the

middle. You will learn more soon.

Interesting biz strategy, Don Pacifica.

I guess that's one of the reasons why we

are attracted to good-looking people.

It's because good-looking people usually

have good genes, and weird, deformed,

ugly-looking people probably have some

kind of disability or

weird defected genes.

Go to the butcher shop there.

Ask for Placid. He will tell you the

What are they doing? It's like Cult of the

Lamb, isn't it? But with people. What if I

kill him?

I don't have a disability. I'm a perfectly

functioning human being. I don't have Down

syndrome, and I look handsome.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to get 4

girlfriends in a year, would I? I guess

it's not much to boast about because even

Even handicapped people have kids,

and then they have handicapped kids.

My Creole is a bit rusty.

Why do the you know the people in Haiti?

How come they're all black but they speak

I thought they had a revolution against

their French masters because they were

slaves. They brought to Haiti as slaves,

weren't they? But then they revolted

against the French and killed the French

and then took back the country for

themselves. But then why do they speak

French? Wouldn't you think they'd go back

to speaking the own language.

Because you'd think they hate the French

for enslaving them.

British colonized USA, then had

revolution, but still speak English

because the people that immigrated to the

USA were originally from England and

English speakers. The majority of them

were. Said 80% of white immigrants to the

USA in the first waves of immigration were

Irish running away from the British

monarchy. Look into the camera. Okay,

so the USA has always been an

English-speaking country. Glad to see you

out of Britain and enjoying your time

before the natives. Oh, did I get a donor?

Oh, and we all love you for it. Please

keep on doing what you're doing and thanks

for uploading so much on your channel

recently. Wow, thanks TQ, very generous.

I heard you're also playing— what's this

game called? I need to fall out.

Cyberpunk. Do you like it?

I like it. I've played nearly 50 hours

now.

Yeah, I have been uploading a lot

recently. I want to do more IRL

stuff and more travel stuff, plus I want

to do weird videos where I talk about

relationships, plus I want to do gaming

stuff. So I feel like there's a lot of

stuff I want to do and there's not enough

time in the day. And then my girlfriend

keeps coming home, so I don't have the

evening to be able to do stuff.

You're playing it in Japanese?

I find things are more enjoyable in

English now. I used to put everything in

Japanese, like games and anime. I watched

Cyberpunk Edgerunners in English.

Instead of Japanese.

You might like Detroit: Become Human. I

saw PewDiePie play that. It was more like

a very cinematic quick-time action

kind of game. It didn't really seem to

have RPG elements. I like how this has RPG

stuff. You proceed.

Want to talk to your boss?

I saw Dying Light 2 is on sale. That's

like an RPG zombie game. I might like that

too. Don't know if I should buy it.

Does anyone else I think it's good.

I think it's got abilities and levels and

experience points, and it's like an open

world, but it's zombies.

Like, maybe like Dead Island. I didn't

like that game.

Oh,

is he

the chef? Oh, it's a little chicken here.

I thought selling domesticated fowl was

still illegal. 6 years poultry supposedly

had the plague, and all of a sudden food

fits clean. Peace not for sale.

What you want?

Why the hell you are here.

Um, you know, heard a few things about

you. The Voodoo Boys,

best runners in town. At least that's what

they say. I don't understand what's

happening now. I wasn't paying attention.

This is good. I mean D.C. School.

Corporate data heists, waging war on

Netwatch. No one mentions— he

looks like the, the Predator guy in Alien

vs Predator, but as a human.

Told me at the chapel you're the one to

talk to. Mr. Hands sent me.

Said you got merc work needs doing.

Oh, they actually animate the butchering

of the chicken head. Why did he

wrap it in a paper? Isn't he gonna pluck

it? Oh, I can take the butcher's cleaver.

Whoa, 572 DPS.

Why do they put the meat in these

vacuum-sealed Packages.

What's he doing? Oh, he's packaging the

Where are we headed?

I want to try doing a really long IRL

stream, like 10 hours just wandering.

And then I have to get food as well

because I'll get hungry.

Pacifica. Oh look,

there's a theme park.

Daniel should live there. Where? At the

guest house you stayed at? I saw some post

on Reddit, some post that was

allegedly written by a guy who lived at

the guesthouse and he was complaining

about you.

Was that true? It sounds

awkward. I'm surprised people didn't

complain about me because I was

livestreaming in the guesthouse in 2017.

But at the time, I didn't really have a

big channel or anything.

I think I just had a couple thousand subs.

Someone should go on my subreddit and say,

I lived at the guest house Daniel was

staying at when he was there, and he used

to sit in the living room all by himself

secretly muttering into his phone. I think

he was livestreaming it. Everyone. He was

so weird. That would be good content.

I was pretty weird at the guest house now

I look back at it.

I can't believe I stole people's parcels

as well. That was kind of silly.

There's nothing valuable, it's just like

makeup. Oh yeah, that box

of condoms and Johnson's baby oil was the

weirdest thing I took from the front

entrance.

You got 9 ads? Wow,

Twitch must be desperate for money.

Did I actually cum inside a girl's socks?

No. But there was this really stuck-up

Korean girl that I tried quite hard to

talk to in Korean. I even introduced

myself to her, which was something I never

usually did. And then she just had no

interest in talking to me. And she had

like this massive resting bitch face.

And then it got to a point where she

didn't even say hello to me anymore, so we

just didn't say anything to each other

anymore. I saw her boots outside her room

one day,

and I sniffed them, and it smelled like

cheese. And I thought I could bring them

into my room and fill them with a

surprise. Not that I did that.

I thought I could do it if I wanted to.

They're always hanging around these

Swedish guys. There was this fat Swedish

guy, and then the 2 Korean girls were

always hovering around him and his

Swedish, Swedish guy friends. But then

every time I tried to talk to them, they

would just one-word answer anything I

asked them. It's so annoying.

People are so rude sometimes.

Why don't they want to talk to me? Just

because I'm not white? Stupid idiots.

When do I see Brigitte? I saw they

met up later. She went to Sweden. They

took some photos together. I think maybe

they were dating. I don't know.

He looked like, um,

I don't know what he looked like. Kind of

like Anything for Views, but with short

hair and a beard. He was like this chubby

Swedish guy.

And then he— I remember he asked me if I

watched TotalBiscuit, and I said yeah.

Work good, good more than bad.

It was weird. Your chrome shaman, it is

Victor.

Your chrome shaman, is that his word for

Ripperdoc? You think you free, can just

stand and walk away? Remember why we're

here. Hope we get a lot of ad rev from

these ads. I think I get like $10 a

stream. Oh my God, my toe's stuck in the

table. Oh, what? Oh,

my little toe got stuck in the table,

in the little slots in the table legs.

I got it out now. I got scared

my toe was stuck. Chips, why I'm

here, why I want a word with Brigitte.

Doesn't look at all familiar. It should.

Why? I see only it is damaged. Got a

bullet to the brain. Hasn't worked since,

that's how.

Hmm. Once inside, what do I do?

Become unit. I like the computers in this

game. The laptops look cool. They look

really bulky and thick.

I saw Cami got a YouTube now. Yeah,

I didn't know she had a channel. She was

uploading stuff.

One of them even has like 4K views. What

was it? It was just like some Garden

barbecue short video.

Van's definitely a custom job. I see you

not know also. Hey, just trying to piece

facts together. I hope she's aware

that she's got to be careful what she

posts because my weirdo stalker people are

gonna find it. You record all this on your

own? Local cam signals, cop sats, we

captured 2 all. But from inside the gym

squad, right? The thing is, there's one

video my sister's boyfriend's in

it, and even though he's wearing a mask,

you can see his face pretty— you can kind

of tell what he looks like. I wonder

if he's okay with that. Because he asked

me not to show his face on my videos, so I

was very careful not to film him when I

was in Malaysia. Animals aren't the play

here, are they? They're hired muscle.

Someone else needed them. Someone with a

van full of Netrunner tech. I don't even

know how people found out about it. I

never said anything because I didn't even

know, actually. Hide from all eyes. Only

see the— People find out about everything.

You have now seen our subnet. Why?

What for? You are my vessel now. Through

Agwe, I see what you see, hear what you

hear. I will guide you who you are.

Another voice in your head, just what the

Ripperdoc ordered. So aim

to keep an eye on me, shows trust. All

right, anything else I should know? Find

Download Switch emulator to play Pokémon.

Is that easy to do? I don't want to

download a virus or something or get into

legal problems. Pops up

if you search hiding in my room. How?

Unless my mum put tags. I'm pretty sure my

mum doesn't know how to put tags. Or knows

about search engine optimization.

How is YouTube just linking me to my mum?

People like you stick out. Meaning,

best watch it. Mm-hmm. Wise.

None too fond of strangers. I don't know

if a Pokémon video would do okay. My Call

of Duty video and Sonic Frontiers video

flopped. Didn't even get 1K views. It got

some search results, but not many. It

needs to get like 10 or 20K views.

Even her boyfriend's account. Her

boyfriend kept asking me to be in my

videos. He was

like, so when, when am I gonna make an

appearance on your channel? And I was

like, Uh, I don't know.

He really wants to be on YouTube, and he's

like— he said he doesn't care if people

say mean stuff. Well, I care if people

start sending you my nudes. That's why I

didn't want people to know who he was.

People are going to find out how to send

him messages and then send him my bumhole,

aren't they?

That's what I'm worried about.

Uh, what do I do? Leave Batty's Hotel.

Do they know what batty means in UK

English? I don't know if

it's the same meaning in American English,

but if you call someone a batty boy Means

that gay.

Abbas Lassil looks like a soy boy. What is

the deal with Abbas Lassil? He seems to be

obsessed, obsessed with making fun of guys

who have strange lifestyles

like me. And like video games,

but he doesn't make fun of successful

people like Asmongold, who just sits

in his room playing World of Warcraft for

20 hours a day and doesn't have a

girlfriend and looks like a homeless man

and lives in a dump of a man cave. But oh,