I made my wife cry

Guess who just booked his ticket to South

Korea? Yes, me, I did.

Um, I can't explain right now, there's no

time. I'm just gonna do some quick

packing. So you might be wondering why,

why aren't I bringing my laptop and all my

stuff and my big bag? That's because it's

all too heavy and I don't really want to

be sitting there playing Rainbow Six all

day long. So I'm just gonna bring my iPad,

just gonna bring my messenger shoulder

strap bag, and for clothing I'm just gonna

bring— you know, it's gonna be cold over

there, so I'm gonna need my hoodie.

Where's my new coat? I bought a new coat

somewhere here. I'll bring— I don't know

if I can bring this. Well, I can't bring

clothing because it's not gonna fit my

bag, so I can only bring the clothing that

I'm wearing right now. Here it is, my new

coat. It's quite nice, brown colour. Just

a few extra things that I will probably

need. Yes,

I think that should be fine. What else do

I need? Oh, my chapstick. Need chapstick.

Don't want dry lips.

Oh yes, looking stylish.

Well, goodbye fishy fish. It was nice to

see you again. Have fun. Oh,

I forgot my tea.

I better turn the lights off. And goodbye,

Mr. and Mrs. Goldie Fish.

So it's been a few hours now, and yes,

I'm still in Japan. I wandered around for

hours and hours trying to decide.

Ended up not going to the airport, got

myself Burger King.

Well, my flight is at 5 and now it's about

4 PM, so I won't be able to make it

anyway.

Very weird camera.

There's no screen.

How do you know what you're filming?

Don't really know what to do now. I could

go back, could go back home,

or I could find a place to stay.

Day, my plans kind of failed. Can't

believe I wasted £265 on a stupid ticket

to Korea. What a waste of money.

But if you think about it, I actually

saved money because if I actually went to

Korea, I would have had to spend more

money on hotels. So if you think

about it, I actually saved a couple

hundred by not going. It would have been

better if I thought things

out a bit more before I bought the ticket

in the first place. Well, can't turn

back time now. What time is it?

It is 20 past 4. My plane leaves

in 40 minutes. Pretty sure I

won't be able to make it.

There's so many weird places here. I

walked past this one hotel kind of place

and it was charging about $150 for 15

or 20 minutes, but it didn't say what you

get for 15 or 20 minutes. It just said

something like a lovely lady

will fulfill your dreams. Not sure

what you get for spending that much money.

This is a nice area.

Could you imagine if they locked people up

in these little cages for misbehaving?

Very romantic here.

So I'm guessing that you want me to

explain why I booked a plane ticket to

Korea and why— how I made my wife cry

again. Well, I booked the ticket to Korea

because I wanted to run away because

things were kind of unpleasant here a few

days ago, and I made her cry because I

was talking on Discord with people and we

were talking about women's bodies and I

said the best thing about women's bodies

are wide hips and big bottoms. And then

someone else said, you do realize your

wife has none of those? And then all I

said in response was, maybe that's why I

have a problem with cheating. And then my

wife found out about it because she checks

my Discord all of the time, which is very

annoying. Makes me feel like I'm a naughty

school kid being checked up on by my

teacher or by my parents. It just feels

Very frustrating being constantly

surveyed, spied on. Anyway,

she found out about it, she came home,

and she was very, very upset. First of

all, she grabbed my face and then started

shaking it, which I really hate it when

she becomes physically aggressive. It's

something that really irritates me, and I

talked about it before and no one took me

seriously. They just said, Daniel, you're

a man, she's a tiny woman. Stop crying

about it. It doesn't hurt.

It's not dangerous. It's not like she's

knocking me out or making my nose bleed.

Yeah, it's not serious, but it's

irritating. I don't like being physically

manhandled when someone's angry with me.

Anyway, after she calmed down

a bit, she started crying for about 20

minutes or half an hour. I thought she was

just slurping on her noodles because she

was having dinner, but she was actually

sniffling and then crying. And then she

turned the TV off and then she just

started full, full-out crying. And I

said, why are you crying? She said,

because of what I said on Discord,

because people were saying mean things

about her. You see, this is why I didn't

want to tell anyone about us getting back

together again, but I try and keep that

secret and then people say that I lied and

I'm faking our separation, and then I

tell everyone that we got back together

again, and then now my wife's upset

because people are saying mean things

about her. I can't win, can I? Now maybe

I should have said sorry, but I really

don't feel like I've done anything wrong.

I wasn't the one who said that she had a

small anything. It was someone else in the

Discord server, and I just tried to

respond to it as as unoffensively

as I possibly could because I know my wife

doesn't like it when I comment on how—

maybe I shouldn't say anything more. I

didn't say sorry because I don't feel like

I've done anything wrong. I think the

reason why she got so upset is kind of

stupid. Why is it such a big surprise that

I like wide hips and big bottoms? I'm

pretty sure most men would agree that they

like wide hips and big bottoms when it

comes to women. Why does she have to get

so upset just because I say I like

something that she does not have? She

says, why don't you find a girl who does

have those things that you like? That's

because it's not really that important. I

don't really find— I don't really feel

like her not having wide hips is really a

huge massive deal breaker. Why would I

leave someone just because they don't have

a 100% perfect body? I don't have a

perfect body. I'm well aware of how skinny

I am, how bad my skin is, my crooked

teeth, and people point it out to me every

day in the comments section. I don't start

crying about it. I just accept that this

is what I look like. And yeah, I could put

effort into changing and going to the gym

and maybe using, using teeth whitening

products, but I just, to be honest, I just

don't really care that much. I just wish

she would stop coming onto my Discord

server. And you could say, Daniel, why

don't you just stop using your Discord

server? Why don't you delete your Discord?

Is it that hard to just not go onto

Discord? Well, yes, it is hard for me

because I don't have any friends. I spend

all day long in complete isolation. I

don't have anyone to talk to apart from my

camera, but I don't really get much of a

response from my camera. My wife's at work

all day. She comes home in the evening.

We don't really talk much anyway. So who

am I supposed to talk to? I go onto

Discord because that's the only way I can

get any kind of social interaction, and I

feel like I have friends. And I know

they're not really my friends. I don't

really know them. I don't even know who

they are, what they look like, what their

names are. But I go onto Discord and we

talk about all kinds of things. Sometimes

we talk about women, and it's— I guess

it's kind of like men's locker room talk.

We might say stuff about women that might

upset some women. But that's just— that's

just what men talk about sometimes. And I

don't want to have to sacrifice that part

of my life. I don't want to have to give

up my Discord server just because she

keeps spying on it and checking up on what

I'm saying and then getting upset over

what other people are saying about her. I

didn't even start this conversation. It

was just someone else's comment that I

responded to and then tried very

hard not to say anything else.

And now I'm going to get into trouble

again because of this video. She's going

to watch it and then probably get upset

again. Well, I'm going to risk making it

in the hopes that people will agree with

me in the comment section and say that

she is overreacting, she needs to stop

being so insecure. About some silly

offhand comment that I make on Discord.

And in case you were wondering if I was

making up the whole going to Korea thing,

here's my flight details. This is the

return flight I was supposed to be taking

from Incheon Airport to KIX.

I'm so glad I didn't go to Korea though.

Can you imagine if I actually went? I

would just be sitting in the hotel room.

Maybe I'd go outside and then wander

around complaining about how boring it is.