dirty boy dan

Testing,

testing.

Testing. Okay, I lowered the bitrate down

to 1200. Hopefully that

stops lagging.

Actually, it still looks good even at

1200. It's still sharp, it's not all

fuzzy. It's weird, when I stream on

YouTube it doesn't look this good at the

same bitrate. Why?

Yeah, it looks good. The hell?

I'm at 1200 bitrate.

Quality is higher than normal. I just

lowered it. How can it still be lagging?

I don't get it.

It's at

1,200.

Shabadoo! Hopefully it's okay.

Bloody Bitcoin, it's not doing much.

What about Doge?

Doge is flat too. It's all flat.

Do I ever get tired of faking content? I

hate faking content. I don't like faking

it. It sucks so

much. I don't have any interest in acting

or creating stories, but there's just

nothing going on to talk about. I'm not

doing anything that's interesting, so

either you just watch me be boring or

I have to make up some nonsense.

Oh, we broke $2. Pop out the beers.

$18 to go. $20,

not bad in a day.

No, I'm not on Chihiro's Discord. Stop

asking me about Chihiro.

Testing. I think I pulled on the wire.

Technical difficulties today.

Yeah, it's weird. People just don't seem

to get it when I'm being stupid.

Like my videos about Japan, stuff like

Don't Come to Japan, where I'd say, I

don't like it when there's so many

foreigners in Japan because it ruins the

atmosphere. I like it when I'm the only

foreigner because I feel special. And they

think I'm actually serious.

So I can pretty much say anything I want

and people would believe it. I can say,

yesterday my sister won the lottery and

she gave me a million pounds.

Mm-hmm. I guess the latest drama is the

bloody Discord KC and JHero thing, but I

can't make a video about it because if

it gets like 20k views, then I've just

pointed 20k people at my bloody enemies.

I'm not gonna give KC 20k eyes of traffic.

Casey can go and suck his mother.

I'd rather let my channel die before I

give Casey 20k people traffic.

I don't care if I'm gonna get 20k or 30k.

I'd rather not get views and give him

views. I'm not gonna give him views. He

can suck my cheesy dick.

I'm never gonna make another video about

Casey again. I'm not gonna give him more

traffic. He can get lost.

You're making a video about Casey now?

I'm just streaming and there's only like

60 people here. You all know about the

Casey stuff. You've probably already

watched Casey's channel. So there's no

point not talking about it now. I'm just

saying I'm not talking about it in front

of an audience of 20k people.

Because that would be exactly what he

And it looks like putting Hiding in My

Room in a title doesn't work anymore. He

only got 1K views. 1K.

No more 10K views.

But I really need to move on to the next

chapter of my life. I thought I left that

chapter behind with the whole Mina

Rotterdam stuff. Now I'm like, back to the

previous chapter. I need to embark on my

next journey. I need my new character's

new love interest. We need the next arc.

Now, I also started chatting to this

Japanese girl who lives in London. She

does OnlyFans, and I just, I just messaged

her saying Could we make OnlyFans stuff

together? She said I could come over to

her house on the weekend. I don't know if

she's serious, but that sounds

too good to be true. So a Japanese girl

lives on her own in London, does OnlyFans,

wants to make content with me.

Isn't that sex? When I say, do you want to

make OnlyFans stuff together? I didn't say

it. Word for word, but doesn't that imply

that we're gonna have sex even though it

was never spoken? What else are we gonna

do? Maybe I should ask her.

Oh shit, she's online now.

She's not watching, is she?

She's quite cute. I signed up to her

OnlyFans. It was only $5.

She's not bad looking.

But yeah, there's probably Japanese girls

living in London. There must

be.

Her OnlyFans is Golden Asian Baby.

Sounds fishy if you ask me. What, what

girl makes it that easy? Well, because she

does OnlyFans, so she's getting something

out of it. When a girl does OnlyFans,

then it makes sense to, um, you know,

have sex with me because I've got a bit of

I can get some eyes onto

people's OnlyFans. If you want me to

promote your OnlyFans, you can pay me $20.

I'll make a video like I made for Shin.

And it also helped my channel, my OnlyFans

channel, if I can get some actual sex on

it instead of just me jerking off.

But most of my OnlyFans members are gay.

I don't know if they want to see me have

sex with a woman, but maybe I could get

like the straight guys who've got Asian

fetish to come and sign up to it if I can

tell them that I've got sex tapes on it.

I told Chihiro to make an OnlyFans. And

just troll people, put like boring

pictures on it. She could make a lot of

money. People would be like, oh my God, I

want to see Daniel's ex-wife naked.

I bet loads would sign up. I, I got like

200 people signing up to my OnlyFans when

I first opened it. I've only got like 80

now. But in the first few months I had

200+ paying $10

each,

plus buying my bonus content. I made good

money. It's not that great these days.

It's like $600-$800 a month,

but I'm not really putting much effort

into it.

I need to make a new video promoting it.

Some gay guys, they like feminine-looking

twinkie guys.

Not just fit ripped guys.

I think there's different types.

Oh, thank you, Jimmy. Think about blowing

a guy off for OnlyFans. It won't be that

bad. No,

because if I blow him off next, he'll want

to have anal. And then what if he's

stronger than me and overpowers me and

then rapes me?

Makes my anus bleed.

One thing leads to another.

I wouldn't want to do it anyways. It seems

kind of gross sucking a dick. Wouldn't it

be all salty?

And then I would be worried that I would

accidentally bite it, or I'd

be worried my teeth scratches his dick.

And hurts him.

It looks like it will make your, your face

ache after a while. You got to keep your

mouth open like the whole time.

I think it would ache.

I think that's why most girls don't like

doing it for a long time. Usually they'll

just do it for a few minutes and then

they'll say they're tired or they've had

enough. Probably starts aching.

Wow, Bitcoin's just really not doing

anything tonight.

Can you do OnlyFans with the bisexual

Japanese guy?

Maybe if he sucks my dick, but I don't

want to suck his.

I wonder if he watched my other videos.

It seems like he only watched the one

about him and he didn't check out the

other stuff. I wonder if he's going to

notice I used the picture of my ex because

he knows her. He also knows the French

girl, so he would be able to recognize the

faces. He didn't say anything. I don't

think he knows or cares.

He probably thinks, oh, look, haha,

that's so-and-so from 2011.

Doesn't seem like a big deal. It's just

like putting a picture of your friends up

on your Facebook.

I guess it is kind of creepy. I just put

these pictures of my exes onto YouTube and

tens of thousands of people have seen it.

Like 50,000 people saw the picture of my

ex. And knew that we did dirty

things.

I wonder if they ever found out. I don't

think they did.

Oh, it's that girl. I can't say her name.

Fox Re. She has a channel too.

I checked my Twitter. I noticed you

messaged me like last year and I didn't

really say anything back to you.

I didn't realize you messaged me.

What did you say to me? You said some guy—

oh yeah, oh yeah, some guy pretending to

me was saying— no, some guy pretending to

be me was saying he would do OnlyFans with

that sticks and hammer person. I didn't

know who that was,

but I didn't send much of a reply. Sorry

about that.

Why do I always bump my head? That's what

I do when I get excited.

What? He said the French girl was up for

it when he was in Japan, sent him her big

Tits on a slim body.

What?

Sent him her big tits. I don't know what

that means. She didn't send me

Do I still have the pee pee cheese smell?

No. Smells like rotten eggs

now. Yeah, we'll see what

yours smells like if you haven't showered

for 4 days. I'll shower tomorrow.

Oh, Bitcoin dropping.

Who gave you the best BJ? Probably Mila,

but only because I trained her how to do

it in the way I like.

The other girls, I didn't feel comfortable

showing them how I like it.

I also didn't really have the confidence

to make girls gimme one when I was

younger.

You mentioned she sent you naughty pics.

Oh, that was a different French girl. The

French girlfriend from Japan was from

2011, and she was like Thai

something. The French girl in Korea was

white and it's a different person. She—

yeah, she sent me boob pics and stuff,

but nothing happened.

She said if we meet and she feels

comfortable with me, we could maybe have

sex, be sex friends later. And then

afterwards she sent me a message saying

she realizes she's a lesbian.

Weird person.

Why did I leave Mila?

I think I self-consciously sabotaged

the relationship. She technically— she

dumped me because she wasn't happy. But I

think I was the one who made her unhappy

because I was unhappy. The relationship

was torture. I— it was so expensive

living there, I couldn't do what I do,

like streaming and making my toxic content

and fake drama stuff. She kept trying to

stop me from vlogging. She wouldn't let me

just vlog stuff when she was around.

And she was getting really annoying to

live with.

But we weren't living together. When she

came over to stay a few nights, I just

started to feel really annoyed.

I wanted to make like fake drama. I did

make some. She did let me make some, to be

fair to her. She made— she let me make the

moving into my girlfriend's apartment

stuff. That was all fake.

But she wouldn't let me vlog around her.

I wanted to do like just simple vlogging.

She kept turning her back and she kept

telling me to stop filming. She kept

telling me to cut out bits where you can

hear her talking. She kept saying she

sounds funny.

So I couldn't do anything.

It just got too much in the end. I had to

spend so much money to stay there, and I

found it increasingly difficult to get

views because I couldn't do what I wanted

To be honest, I wanted to come home and

just focus on stocks and not be spending

like $2,000 every month to live in

Rotterdam and getting beaten up on the

Oh, we got— whoa, whoa, whoa, look at that

green candle! Oh my God,

we're Going to the moon!

Did you see that fat candle? Look at that,

stroke it. Oh yeah,

come on, give me $2. I worked so hard for

this. $2 in

the money.

Ah, and down we go again.

Oh, it's so exciting when you see that fat

green stack, fat green candle.

I mean, $49,000 is a pretty good entry

point, I reckon.

Has your investments been making a lot of

money? No, I lost

like 40,000.

Not joking. Oh no, we got a

red one. Fuck. I lost

like 20,000 of my gains and

I lost like 20,000 of my initial

investment. Don't worry, it'll go back up

Oh, thank you, Foxy. We should collab.

You should come to London. I'll show you

around my crib.

I have a good feeling about next week. I

reckon NASDAQ's gonna rally. We could

trade the NASDAQ, couldn't we?

Yeah, eToro has NASDAQ on it.

I feel like investing in individual stocks

would be a waste of time now just

investing in indices because the NASDAQ

goes up, everything goes up. The NASDAQ

goes down, everything goes down. You might

as well just play the NASDAQ.

What part of America do you live in,

Foxy? 'Cause I have an invitation to

LA.

I'd be more tempted to go to LA if other

people would meet too.

There's also a French girl in LA. She

messaged me. She said she could be my

backup.

What stock did I lose most? I lost most

of it in BNGO and Microvision.

I live on the East Coast. Ah,

but it's only a few hours away if you get

the plane, isn't it, from LA?

You can buy leveraged NASDAQ. That's

dangerous.

Oh my God,

eToro has 20x leverage NASDAQ

100. I'm gonna lose my money.

Should I do it? 20x leverage.

NASDAQ 100, that's so risky.

Well, NASDAQ's at 13,400,

it could rally back up to 14K. Short the

NASDAQ.

Where is it? NDX.

I don't know, I feel like the NASDAQ's

gonna drop before it rallies again.

20x leverage, that would be crazy.

You've got to see these investments as a

long-term investment. Yeah, I do with

some. I've got my safe dividend portfolio,

it's mainly got oil. And Walgreens Boots

and tobacco stuff. And then I've got

my high-risk one, which is currently down

50%. And then

I just play around with this crypto stuff,

a couple hundred here and there.

20x leverage. I'm tempted though.

So if I just put $100, but then I could

lose 20x if it goes down.

Yeah, not easy doing stocks.

It's really sad when it all crashes and

you didn't take your gains. If only I took

my $12K gains and then reinvested it when

it crashed. I didn't realize it could

crash so badly like this.

I know everyone was saying stuff like,

oh, it's gonna crash this year. This

wasn't even a crash. It was just the

Nasdaq going down like 10%. But the Nasdaq

goes 10% and then the stocks I have go

down 40%.

So for the stocks I had, it was a crash.

It was way more than 10%. BNGO went down

from $14 all the way down to $4.

Am I still holding Tesla? Yeah, I've got a

bit.

Not a huge amount.

Don't know, I feel worried about getting

too much Tesla. People keep saying that

it's going to drop down to $400, and even

at $400 it's overpriced. And then you've

got other people saying it's going to go

I don't do forex. I don't really

understand currency stuff.

Ah, getting $2 is so difficult. We're back

down again. I was up

$7 in the afternoon.

There's just so many problems with the

economy now, you know. You got inflation

fears, you got people not going to

work because the government's just paying

them to stay at home.

The inflation fears and the bond yield

stuff is just wrecking the growth stock

sector, which is where I had most my money

ARK Invest got wrecked. My ARK Invest

portfolio is down like 30%.

My mum keeps telling me to stop. She keeps

saying, Daniel, please stop it. You're

going to lose all your money.

No, I'm investing in the future. BNGO is a

good gene editing company with

state-of-the-art technology.

BNGO does gene— is it sequencing

or mapping? Gene sequencing in a new

revolutionary way using their special

machine. Usually they use QIAGRO

Practicing, QIAGRO Practicing,

something like that, to sequence the

genome. And that used to take ages to do.

And now BNGO has this machine that does it

in hours. And all of the hospitals in

the NHS, Scotland, London, they're using

BNGO's machine. Even the biggest hospital

in Canada, they bought BNGO's machine.

To do gene sequencing. I think BNGO is a

good company, but I bought

the stock when it was way too overpriced.

People saying BNGO will get to like $100

end of year. What's that word that I

can't say? Cairo?

No, not Cairo. I forgot.

Someone help me.

I forgot the word.

Pyrosequencing? No.

BNGO gene.

Sequencing. No one knows about gene

editing.

There's a special word that

describes the way they used to do it.

It starts with a

K.

Sapphire System versus No,

I can't remember. Who cares?

It's really bugging me now. I want to know

what the word is.

How did they Sequence genome

before Sapphire system.

I hate it when I forget words. How do they

sequence genes?

Are written using the four-letter alphabet

of DNA. The DNA is divided among 23 pairs

of chromosomes that are found in each of

the trillions of cells in our bodies. In

2003, the Human Genome Project produced a

complete representative sequence of the

human genome. Of course, people are not

whoa green candle sequences do differ

subtly between individuals. Currently, a

number of several— it sounds like the

voice from Jurassic Park when the guy is

explaining how they made the dinosaurs.

We took the DNA of a mosquito trapped in a

piece of amber and inserted it into a

frog's DNA. Projects are charting sequence

variations found in human populations.

Jurassic Park, my favorite movie, is a

composite from several people who donated

blood samples originally. Oh wait, I want

to get my dopamine rush. Oh, green

candlestick! Yes,

$2.50!

Go, go, go, go, go! More green, more

green!

Come on,

$20! So happy to make $2.

Look at it go.

Look, look, it made

quite a big move up from this flat line.

Yes, yes, money, money.

100 people volunteered to give a sample of

their blood. Each person— give me your

blood. Project— the human genome is a

massive text. Great. Where's that Jurassic

Here it is. What's the

DNA? A DNA strand like

me is a blueprint for building a living

thing. 100 million years ago, there were

mosquitoes just like today. And just like

today, they fed on the blood of animals,

even dinosaurs. Even dinosaurs.

No, the voice was different to how I

remembered it. I thought it was like a

deep manly voice.

Cryogenic. No, that's not the word.

It was like Definitely

started with a K. Krato. Krato.

I forgot.

Gene sequencing term.

BNGO. With sensitivity

as high as 99%, the process is simple and

automated to enable routine use in disease

research in both under— fundamentally is

red and thousand regions, each section

of the gene, parallel nanochannels, and 99

broad-range gene fusions, a type of— to

detect with sensitivity is broad range of

diseases including neurodegenerative— from

the thousands of SVs found in any human

sample, you can remove with the Sapphire—

no, I can't remember it.

Yes,

karyotype Karyotyping.

That's the bloody word. Well done.

Karyotyping.

To detect chromosomal abnormal— abnormal—

abnormalities. Oh my God,

took ages to remember that word, and I

don't even remember why. What were we

talking about? Karyotyping was the the

old way they used to do it, that took a

long time. And now BNGO created a

thingamajig that can do it in hours. It's

gonna revolutionize.

That's why I feel like it's a good stock

to own. But I bought it when it was at the

top, which was dumb.

And then I've also got a lot of money in

the Bitcoin mining stocks,

which I think, um,

I don't know, it depends. If America bans

Bitcoin, then I'm screwed. If Elon keeps

tweeting anti-Bitcoin stuff, I'm screwed.

It's funny to see Daniel's hair from this

perspective. Hybrid between mum

hair and nerd? What perspective?

What's wrong with my hair? I want

to grow it a bit longer so I got my wings

back. Like this.

I call them wings. Is that weird?

I don't like it when I cut my hair too

short. I like it a bit longer.

I keep listening to girls who keep saying

to me, oh, you should have this short

haircut, and then I try it and I hate it.

I just— I don't like when

my hair's too short. Feels weird.

Have I tried shaving my head? No. I am

tempted to try to see what I look like,

but I'm too scared. It'll take ages to

grow back. It'll take like 6

months to grow back to how I like it.

Maybe, maybe I'll do like a donation

goal to shave my head. People would

probably donate like $1,000, I'll shave

You should ask someone to cut it for you.

Why? I can cut it myself. Why do I care

about how my hair looks? Because I care

about how I look. Why do you think? Why

does anyone care about how they look?

Because they do.

I might get hair wax and then do a stream

and try slicking it back so it looks like

I'm shaved, so it looks like it's

flattened. Remember back in 2017,

I was trying to be funny and And I pulled

my hair back thinking I looked stupid

because everyone kept saying, why don't

you cut your hair? So I thought, okay, do

you think I look good like this? And then

everyone actually said, yeah, you look way

better with your hair pulled back

instead of like your anime hair.

Nobody cares how guys look, but I care.

I feel like it affects my confidence a

lot. If I don't feel like I

like the way my hair looks, I feel really

Um, low on confidence.

Why don't I work out? I do. I've been

saying how I've been working out since I

got back. I lift my dumbbells and I do

push-ups, but you don't notice it because

I'm wearing a jumper.

Yeah, I'm a bit unhappy about my teeth.

They're getting yellowy. Maybe I should

get whitening. How do they whiten it?

You have to get like an appointment,

don't you? I tried the self-whitening

kit, but it didn't do anything.

They don't look too bad.

People make fun of my clothes a lot. They

say I'm wearing children's clothes,

but if you Google fashion for men winter,

winter fashion for men, it's all this

stuff, like knitted jumpers,

knitted cardigans. I think it's normal.

There's nothing weird about my jumper.

They look huge on you. This one's a bit

baggy. I give you that.

Remember, Chihiro got me one that looks

exactly the same, but it was a bit

tighter. I didn't like how tight it felt.

Feeling petite right now, maybe a lil

vulnerable in this cardigan. Meow purr.

Oh, thank you, kitten. Very generous.

Yeah, Google men's fashion winter, you get

a load of knitted stuff popping up.

We're at a new plateau at $50K.

I need it to get to like $52K to make $10.

I think at 55K I'd make $20.

Crest whitening strips work

well. 30 days straight, that's ages. I

tried the— you get like a

tooth mold, a teeth mold, and you put in,

you inject in this black stuff And you

have to bite down onto it, but it didn't

really have much of an effect.

Maybe I did it wrong.

You cannot wear the same jumper every day

without people thinking you have a

problem. Well, I haven't washed it in like

3 months, to be honest. I changed the

inner shirt. Look, I'm wearing my own

merch. I made this merch, the cereal

I change the inside shirt frequently.

I need to find a new one, a new jumper.

Where's the red robe? It's too hot for the

Why don't you do more stuff with with your

drawing, because my last illustrated video

only got 12k views, so I can't be arsed.

I don't get out of bed for 12k views.

Who gets the reference? You would never

get it. You have to be British innit.

Yeah, I'm not gonna bust my balls doing

some artistic masterpiece just for 12k

views. I can't be bothered. I get 12k

views just from drinking beer and peeling

oranges. Yeah, I could make

merch, sell a few, and it will make up for

it, but I'm lazy. I can't be bothered.

I don't even know what drawing to do,

what topic to choose anymore. I feel like

I've talked about everything,

and I want to do really emo gory,

gruesome-looking drawings, and if you do

that on YouTube, you'll get demonetized or

you'll just get crap CPM. You know

that one I made? It's called How I Lost

Everything in Life. It has 34k views,

which you might think is amazing. It only

made $50 because the drawing's so

gruesome. It's like a guy with his chest

getting blown open. The CPM is rubbish.

I think it's because the, the illustration

is dark.

So you can't even do the kind of art you

want to do because stupid YouTube doesn't

like edgy or dark stuff. I want to do like

a big fat naked woman And

she's like grabbing tiny men and squeezing

them. I can't do that stuff.

Big fat naked woman, and then

she's giving birth to like big fat bald

men, but they're tiny men.

I got weird ideas for what I would draw.

Could be a hentai artist. That's what me

and George were talking about. He asked me

if I wanted to do sexy drawings for a

Japanese language book. And I did loads.

I did like 15 illustrations for this book

we talked about, and then he never

followed up with it. He kept saying,

yeah, we should make a book. Yeah, we

should do it for real. And then it's like

2 years later, I'm still waiting.

Kept saying we needed to do a phone call.

Yeah, he's probably really busy. He's got

like 100 businesses to run. But I did all

the drawings that he asked for. I sent

them to him. All he has to do is look at

But we never got around to progressing.

He said he was gonna do Japanese from

Hell, and he

would put my name on the book because he

didn't want to be associated with it, but

he would write the book and then I would

do the illustrations. I've still got them

on my iPad. It was like Japanese sex

words, and then I did an illustration for

Can't be bothered.

If it was meant to be, it would have

And I deleted KakaoTalk, so I

don't know if he messaged me. Maybe he did

message me and I didn't notice because

I've deleted the app and I'm scared to

install it because I'm scared I've got a

message from Mila because I used to talk

to Mila on Kakao.

I would just hate it if I logged in,

there's like a bunch of messages from her.

Imagine if she sent me like a load of

messages saying, I'm sorry, Daniel,

please don't leave, I still want to be

with you. I'd be like, oh my God, what did

I do? Too late now.

It happened once before with an

ex-girlfriend. She kicked me out. This was

back in 2014. She kicked me out and I

stormed off. I got the bullet train and I

was about to leave, and then she started

messaging me begging me to come back. She

was saying stuff like, I looked all over

the neighborhood. I asked in the

convenience store if they saw you. I

couldn't find you and I felt so bad.

I ended up taking the train back to her

and then she kicked me out again the next

week. Bloody women.

I felt so sad that she was— the idea

of her running around looking for me, it

just melted my heart. And then

I got on the train back and she was

waiting at the train station and I scanned

my ticket and I went past the ticket

barrier and she like ran up to me, we

hugged, it was like a movie scene. So

romantic.

Imagine if I could have vlogged it all.

I'm talking about the chlamydia

girlfriend. There was so much drama.

You think that there was drama with me and

Chihiro, the chlamydia girlfriend was like

way more. We got chlamydia, my wisdom

tooth came out, she kicked me out like 3

times. The 3rd time I had to go and stay

in a guest house, and then she let me

come back to move in with her, to live

with her for the last few weeks, and then

I left to go to Korea.

It was pretty epic.

I should have started YouTube back then.

But YouTube always makes everything

complicated, especially if she found out

and she saw what I was saying.

I felt like life was a lot easier before I

started vlogging. Yeah, I had a lot

less money, but I didn't have all these

other complications. Because you just

kept all this stuff to yourself, you

didn't broadcast it onto the internet,

and then the people you were talking about

wouldn't find out and get angry at you.

I think if I wasn't doing YouTube, I'd

probably still be married because the

marriage wouldn't have been ruined.

It wouldn't be people like bloody Hong

Kong guy ruining my

Oh, Heroes Online.

What time is it in Japan?

Isn't it like 8 o'clock in the morning?

I didn't say anything.

I didn't do nothing.

Oh, what? This Bitcoin chart is

weird. It freezes and stops moving unless

I open it again.

I have to be careful because

I've got all my cables by my feet, and if

I step on it and pull out the plug, my

computer dies.

Wow, 2 hours and we still haven't made $2

on Bitcoin.

How are my stocks doing? Today it was a

bit better, but everything's still down a

Oh, today's Friday. I hate Friday.

Markets closed on Saturday, Sunday.

I bought Bitcoin on eToro, which I don't

think it's actual Bitcoin. You're just

trading the value of Bitcoin. I don't

quite get it. It's not like Coinbase. On

things like Coinbase and Binance, you're

actually getting Bitcoin. I'm not sure

about eToro. You can get an eToro wallet

to transfer your Bitcoin into.

I'm not sure.

Yeah, I'm a bit worried I've got too much

in Bitcoin stuff. I want to take some out

next time it makes a big move up,

put it in something more reliable like

There's a USA Growth ETF on my app.

It's basically just like the NASDAQ. Now

could be a good time to get it because

it's dropped a lot.

Why do I bother picking equities? Because

I want to feel like a pro trader picking

stocks. ETFs just

seem kind of boring.

I don't know. I wanted to

be— I wanted to put loads into

like BNGO and then get 100% gain.

And then later I could say, I put $10K

into BNGO and turned it into $100K, and

then act all cool. You hear those stories

all the time on Reddit. They say stuff

like, I bought Envis when it was $1 and

now it's $15.

I want to be like that.

It sounds cool.

Why is the stream called Dirty Boy Dan? I

don't know. How do I change it?

Edit your stream title.

I don't know what to call these streams.

Streaming with Daniel.

Ah, Bitcoin dropped again.

It just goes up and down.

Oh, it's going up again.

If it goes up, should I sell?

We're not going to make anything at this

rate.

I'm not only talking about stocks, I'm

talking about a wide variety.

Getting hungry.

When am I bringing back the Discord?

Should I bring it back and then delete it

again? I'm fed up with

Discord. People just come onto it and they

start spamming about bloody Chihiro's

Discord.

They'll be like, everyone come to

Chihiro's Discord, Daniel's Discord is

boring, he bans us, Chihiro doesn't ban

us. And then you'd all just leave and then

be on her Discord, and I'll be sitting on

my Discord like Larry No-Mates wondering

where everyone is. And then they'll be

like, Daniel, come to Chihiro's Discord.

That's where everyone is.

And then I feel like a loser. Oh, I gotta

warn Chihiro about this bloody Hapa

beauty person too.

I gotta tell her who all these people are.

I don't know if Chihiro realizes who these

people are.

If she wants to get involved, then she's

gotta learn. Who the freaks

are. The subreddit

freaks.

I don't know why she wants to get involved

with all these idiots.

What are they even talking about on the

Discord? I bet it's all just like, uh, do

you have a new boyfriend, Shiro? Do you

miss Daniel? Are you gonna suck

Hong Kong guy's dick? Are you and Hong

Kong guy dating? Just nonstop stupid

questions.

No, I'm not joining. Just annoy me.

Trying to move on from all that mess and

they're just bringing it all back.

Just imagine you had an ex and you're

trying to move on, but they keep

following, following you around and they

start trying to be friends with your

friends. And then they'd be friends with

the people you hate as well, and you

constantly have it shoved in your face

every day. Just try and put yourself

in my shoes.

Might crack open a beer or It's now

midnight.

Yeah, I feel like people don't understand

what I go through on a daily basis.

You don't want to have to constantly

be reminded that your ex is like best

friends with the person you hate the most

It's like, imagine you built a house, you

met a woman, you lived together, and then

there's like this stupid annoying fat kid

who lives down the road who keeps coming

over, and then you

lock the door and tell him to leave, and

then your bloody wife keeps bringing him

back to give him candy.

How annoyed would it— would you be? Don't

lie and say you wouldn't be annoyed.

It's like you're trying to get rid of

annoying people and they, they just keep

coming back.

They're so persistent, they don't get the

Yeah, I just wondered whose idea it was.

I think we know whose idea it was to make

a Discord. Bloody Cesium,

or some kind of account,

troll account that he has.

Yeah, Casey is like 30-something, older

than me. And he's

autistic as fuck, and I find it so weird

Chihiro doesn't realize.

But to be fair, she didn't even realize

I'm weird.

Casey is the most autistic person I have

ever met. He's so weird. Did you see the

video when we bought fireworks? Like, he

was skipping around and jumping like a

little dog with a bone. It was just weird.

He's like a 10-year-old kid in the body of

a 35-year-old man.

I have to keep this tab open, don't I?

Weird. That this thing doesn't move if I

don't keep the tab open.

You dance around yourself after you eat

something. Yeah, I just do that to make

the stream funny. I don't actually do that

in front of people.

You think I'm actually like this in real

life? I'm not.

Just like Ice Poseidon doesn't actually do

the arm thing in real life.

It's just like stupid things to do.

Casey's more social than me. Well, yeah,

Casey doesn't have social anxiety at all.

He's like my mum. He can just talk to

anyone and not feel any kind of

embarrassment, which is not necessarily a

good thing. You need to feel some

embarrassment, otherwise you just say dumb

stuff and do dumb stuff without realizing

that you're saying and doing dumb stuff.

He gets social clues that I don't. Why do

you think I don't get social clues? Give

me one example of a time when I didn't get

a social clue. I don't understand why

people say stuff like that.

He has emotional intelligence. Are you

kidding? He's a guy poking

his nose into someone's marriage and

getting himself involved in someone's

marriage because he thinks he's saving the

woman from an evil guy.

How can you even say he has any emotional

intelligence? He is the dumbest brick in

the whole world. He's got zero

intelligence emotionally.

He doesn't even realize that this is so

weird, that what he does is so weird.

No normal person does that.

It's fucking weird.

What social intelligence? I've got the

social intelligence to know that it's

fucking weird getting yourself involved in

someone's marriage.

Marital affairs? I wouldn't do that

because it's weird.

Oh my God, Rainbow, you're fucking

annoying. Everything you're saying is

utter bullshit. He can engage in a

conversation. So can I. Yeah, I'm not as

good in conversations because it's not

what I do usually and I have anxiety. He

understands someone else's feelings. I can

understand people's feelings too. Fucking

idiot. You can't interact with other

people. Yes, I can. I'm interacting

with you, dumb fuck. Now to

ban you.

Can't disagree with you more.

I was gonna read the other comment, now

it's gone. He said— I forgot what he said

now. Oh well, he's gone. Oh my god,

people are so fucking stupid.

Yeah, you, you can be good at talking to

people and still be a dumb fucking idiot.

Fucking rainbow. Go fuck

yourself.

Casey's so good at conversation. Casey's

so good at understanding people. Well, he

seems to fail to understand when to fuck

off out of people's marriage.

He's got zero understanding of social

cues. If he had— oh my God, if he had any

fucking idea about social cues, he would

have gotten the message when I stopped

replying to him that I'm not interested in

meeting him. He messaged me like 100 times

trying to invite me out to dinner all the

time, and I just ignored his messages. Or

I said stuff like, I'm not really

interested. You think after someone's

ignored you, For months, you would get the

fucking message that I'm not interested in

going to fucking dinner. Social cues.

What an idiot. Yeah, what great

social intelligence and understanding of

social cues Casey has. He has the social

intelligence of a fucking brick. Moron.

Most people get the message that I'm not

interested in talking to them if I stop

replying. If someone stops messaging you

and replying to you, it means they don't

want to talk to you. It doesn't

mean start messaging my wife and invite

her to dinner, you dumb fucking moron.

God, just makes me so angry.

I swear I have never hated people so much

in my life since I started doing YouTube.

I always kind of disliked people because

of my experiences at school, but just

doing YouTube just made me realize, oh my

God, people are so fucking stupid.

They're so stupid. I can't even begin.

Oh, I just want to get rid of him. Bloody

Chihiro keeps bringing him back. Why can't

they all fuck off?

I hate these people.

I hate them so much, and they won't go

away.

At first it was bloody Konaito. He was

annoying as well. They're all weird. Look

at Kanaeito, check out his channel. He's a

fucking weirdo too. Googly eye.

Weirdo.

At least

Kanaeito got bored and moved on.

How long did it take Kanaeito? Kanaeito

was around for quite a bit. It was around

2019 until 2020.

But it's been over a year now. Come on,

piss off, Casey.

Please just go away.

Stop sniffing around my ex-wife. It's

fucking weird.

Do I have baby ducks? No, they still

haven't hatched. I wonder if they're okay.

I hope they're not dead inside the

eggshell. Doesn't that happen if it's

like a defective egg? They,

they don't develop properly and they just

die before hatching. That'd be sad. Poor

mother sitting there every day.

She sits on them all day long.

Yeah, well, the more Casey sticks around

and does this, the more people are

starting to realize That I'm right and

he's a fucking weirdo.

When I first told Chihiro I blocked him,

she was— she didn't understand. She was

like, why did you block him? He seems like

a nice guy.

She still doesn't get it, I think.

He's just another Cesium. These people

are garbage people.

I hate them.

They're worse than the subreddit people.

At least the subreddit people stay

anonymous, hide their ugly stupid

faces.

I hate the way he, he thinks he's like,

oh, her best friend or something.

I can't lose. So he

probably, he probably feels all smug.

He's like, hey guys, I'm Chihiro's friend,

we make videos together and we stream

together, we're going to take down Daniel.

Fucking cringe.

It is very similar to the Kanae to Tomoko

stuff. I thought that was weird as well.

It is exactly the same. Like, Tomoko was

pissed off at me and she wanted to get

back at me, and then Konaito was so

willing to help her. Like,

the eagerness to help her was just weird.

He was also messaging Xiao Rishu stuff

about me, like bragging about how he

defeated me or something. I remember Xiao

Rishu messaged me on Instagram. Let me

find the messages. She sent me a

screenshot Konaito was messaging her.

I can't be bothered, I have to scroll ages

ago. Yeah, but it was like a bunch of

messages he was sending her talking

about me. He had this weird obsession with

beating me, like winning,

winning over me.

I always thought something was odd about

him. I should never

have accepted his Facebook friend request.

The bloody immigration center. He said,

"Can I add you on Facebook?" And I

thought, "Uh, yeah, sure. Why not?" All

the days of all of the hours in the whole

day that we could have gone there, we had

to go at the exact same time that he was

sitting there. How is that even possible?

The odds of that happening are just so

unlikely.

It could have gone on any other day at any

other time, even if it was like an hour

earlier or a couple hours later.

Why did he message Xiao? I don't know, he

was messaging like a bunch of YouTubers.

I guess. Konaito was.

Am I gonna do more game reviews? Yeah, if

there's a new trending game coming out,

I'll jump on the bandwagon. It's easy

views. You don't even have to play the

I got all these people debating my

arguments in the comment section.

They're like, um, actually Resident Evil

was originally designed as a first-person

shooter, but they couldn't do it because

of the graphical limitations at the time,

and they had to use still images and fixed

camera angle. As if I give a fuck.

Actually The

story of Resident Evil 8 is linked to the

original series because Chris Redfield is

in it and he's in Resident Evil 1.

I don't care. Oh, we made $3!

Bada bing, bada bong.

$3 on the Bitcoin, crack out the beer.

I hate it when people say stuff like,

Daniel, you don't understand social cues

and you don't understand people's

feelings. When have I ever given you— why,

why do you think that? I don't understand.

When have I ever said I didn't understand

why this person was angry at me?

I've never not understood why someone was

upset. It's pretty easy to

know why. There's a difference between not

knowing and not caring.

No sound? There is sound, I can see it. I

can see the levels jumping up and down.

I can interact with people perfectly fine.

There is sound. What are you talking

about?

When have I ever said I didn't understand

why this person was angry? Okay,