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[2023-10-19] day in the life of unemployed and bored person [w1c3fbWW34Y]
2023-10-19 · 15 min
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Oh, it's going brown. Oh my
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0:21–0:24 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_0god, this is not good. Ugh, I don't like
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0:25–0:27 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_1it. Ugh, disgusting. Stupid.
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0:28–0:29 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_2Dumb fish.
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0:31–0:33 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_3It's rock hard on the outside
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0:35–0:38 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_4and it's raw on the inside.
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0:38–0:40 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_5It couldn't be any worse.
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0:45–0:47 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_6Fish and chip and fly in
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1:24–1:28 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_7the drain. Smells really bad. Need to get
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1:29–1:32 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_8Light dusting of flour.
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1:37–1:39 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_9Let it swim in the batter.
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1:45–1:47 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_10Uh-oh. It's gonna
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1:54–1:57 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_11use like all the oil. I hope I can
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1:58–2:01 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_12reuse this.
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2:01–2:02 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_13That— I use almost all the oil.
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2:05–2:07 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_14Well, nothing's happening. Oh my god,
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2:13–2:15 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_15it's bubbling! Shouldn't it
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2:15–2:19 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_16be bubbling a lot more than this? Like,
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2:20–2:22 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_17like that.
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2:23–2:24 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_18Oh my God, the hell's
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2:27–2:32 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_19this? It looks like a banana.
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2:33–2:36 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_20Oh, aha,
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2:39–2:41 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_21it's getting
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2:41–2:45 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_22stuck to the pot.
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2:45–2:46 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_23How? Oh my God, it looks like it's gonna
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2:50–2:51 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_24explode. Oh, it's going
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2:52–2:55 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_25brown. Oh my God, this is not
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2:55–2:58 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_26good. The batter is falling off.
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2:59–3:01 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_27What the hell?
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3:06–3:06 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_28What? The batter's all coming off.
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3:12–3:14 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_29It won't turn over.
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3:20–3:21 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_30Oh my God, what the— okay,
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3:26–3:30 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_31that did not work. Okay, okay,
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3:30–3:33 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_32let's try again.
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3:33–3:35 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_33That was— what the fuck?
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3:38–3:40 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_34The batter all came off.
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3:43–3:44 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_35Can't believe it.
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3:48–3:49 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_36I did everything like YouTube told me to.
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3:53–3:56 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_37Oh, it's burning! For God's sake.
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3:56–4:00 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_38Oh, it's nearly burning. It's fine.
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4:01–4:03 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_39Over to the plate. It looks okay.
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4:06–4:09 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_40Look,
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4:10–4:10 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_41uh, look,
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4:14–4:15 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_42I don't understand why it failed so much.
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4:21–4:23 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_43Which one looks better?
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4:34–4:35 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_44Voilà! Your meal is served, dear customer.
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4:46–4:49 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_45Thank you for dining at Daniel's
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4:50–4:52 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_46Restaurant. This looks like honey.
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4:52–4:56 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_47What the hell kind of ketchup's this?
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4:56–4:57 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_48No, it's ketchup. Why does it look like
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5:00–5:02 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_49honey? Weird. Okay, very excited
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5:03–5:07 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_50to try the very first Daniel fish and
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5:07–5:10 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_51chips. This one, the batter came off.
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5:11–5:14 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_52Better be cooked.
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5:15–5:16 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_53Ew, it's weird.
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5:27–5:28 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_54I don't know if the fish is cooked. It's
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5:33–5:36 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_55cooked, isn't it?
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5:37–5:37 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_56It tastes fishy.
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5:42–5:44 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_57It's cooked. Or am I wrong?
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5:50–5:52 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_58I don't like this fish. It's weird.
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5:54–5:55 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_59The chips taste good, but they're just
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5:57–5:59 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_60soggy. The fish is weird.
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5:59–6:03 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_61It's like sticky and
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6:04–6:08 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_62squishy, not firm and tender.
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6:08–6:10 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_63I don't like it. This is not like
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6:23–6:26 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_64I blame the fish. I should have bought
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6:30–6:33 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_65cod. They didn't have any cod. I don't
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6:34–6:37 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_66like it.
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6:37–6:37 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_67This tastes really fishy.
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6:41–6:43 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_68Put the whole thing in the bin.
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6:47–6:48 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_69Disgusting. Like weird Thai fish.
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6:48–6:51 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_70Oh my God,
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6:55–6:56 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_71why is this fish— is like all sticky and
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7:00–7:02 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_72chewy.
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7:03–7:03 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_73Stupid weird fish.
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7:07–7:09 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_74Stupid dumb fish!
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7:10–7:13 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_75Do not buy Pangasius ever.
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7:14–7:17 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_76I can't believe the entire supermarket
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7:18–7:20 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_77doesn't sell cod.
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7:20–7:21 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_78This butter's pretty soft. I thought it
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7:38–7:40 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_79was supposed to be harder.
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7:40–7:40 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_80It's like ice cream almost.
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7:47–7:50 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_81Ah, stuck. Okay,
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8:04–8:07 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_82this should be easy. We've done this
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8:07–8:08 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_83before with the Cornish pasty.
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8:08–8:10 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_84Pretty much same.
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8:13–8:13 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_85If the blueberry pie pastry comes out like
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8:16–8:19 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_86the Cornish pasty pastry, I'd be totally
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8:19–8:21 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_87fine with that. It better not smell like
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8:22–8:24 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_88I can't get it off my fingers.
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8:29–8:31 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_89It's like playing with a pair of— Put
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8:37–8:43 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_90quite a lot of sugar because it's gonna
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8:43–8:46 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_91dissolve when it cooks.
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8:46–8:48 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_92That should be enough sugar. Put that
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8:50–8:57 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_93onto 160 Celsius.
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8:57–9:01 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_94We're gonna boil it down.
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9:02–9:04 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_95Come on, thicken, you stupid blueberries.
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9:16–9:19 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_96Useless idiots.
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9:21–9:24 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_97I feel like this is not enough for the
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9:25–9:27 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_98size of the pie. Oh, I forgot to buy
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9:28–9:30 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_99raisins. Yeah, this is all of the
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9:30–9:32 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_100blueberries. I guess it's gonna shrink in
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9:32–9:35 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_101size.
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9:35–9:35 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_102That is tiny. Oh my god.
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9:38–9:41 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_103No, no, it doesn't fit.
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9:44–9:47 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_104It doesn't fit in the air fryer.
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9:48–9:50 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_105Oh my God, how did
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9:52–9:56 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_106I not think of that?
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9:56–9:57 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_107But this was the smallest bun.
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10:00–10:02 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_108I just realized This is pretty big.
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10:06–10:13 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_109Crap.
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10:14–10:16 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_110It's quite fun rolling it.
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10:22–10:24 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_111Okay, here's the blueberry filling.
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10:26–10:29 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_112Is that all we got?
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10:35–10:36 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_113It's kind of empty.
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10:40–10:43 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_114Stupid filling is not filling enough.
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10:46–10:48 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_115It's only filled it halfway.
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10:49–10:50 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_116Sunken lid pie. Oh, this looks stupid.
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10:52–10:55 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_117The lid isn't supposed to sink in like
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10:57–10:59 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_118that. And it's also too stretched. And oh
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11:00–11:04 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_119no,
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11:04–11:04 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_120oh, stupid lid's messed up now. Let me
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11:08–11:11 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_121reform the lid.
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11:12–11:13 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_122I messed up the lid. So the fish
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11:18–11:21 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_123and chips look good but taste bad. I think
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11:21–11:23 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_124this is gonna look bad but taste good.
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11:23–11:25 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_125No, I'm not putting sugar on the dough. I
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11:27–11:30 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_126put salt to contrast
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11:30–11:33 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_127with the goose— I mean, the blueberry
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11:33–11:35 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_128sugar.
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11:36–11:36 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_129It's gonna go black soon. I just
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11:48–11:52 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_130need the, the edge, the crust to go a bit
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11:52–11:54 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_131more brown, and then we can take it out.
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11:54–11:56 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_132I don't want raw dough.
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11:57–11:58 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_133I think it's raw.
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12:10–12:11 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_134Oh, it's raw. Oh,
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12:17–12:21 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_135just tastes like raw dough.
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12:24–12:25 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_136We need to get the plate under it.
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12:32–12:34 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_137Oh, I got it!
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12:40–12:42 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_138Huh, it's stuck.
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12:46–12:48 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_139I use gravity.
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12:50–12:51 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_140Gravity, yeah.
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12:53–12:55 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_141Woo! Got the pie.
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12:56–12:59 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_142Hmm.
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13:05–13:05 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_143Opening the pie.
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13:09–13:10 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_144Oh,
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13:16–13:16 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_145the edge
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13:17–13:23 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_146is so thick I can't see inside of it.
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13:24–13:27 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_147Oh, it smells good. Damn. It's like
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13:31–13:34 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_148blueberry jam. That looks amazing. How do
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13:34–13:37 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_149I take a picture? Can I just take a
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13:37–13:39 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_150picture now? This is such a good
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13:40–13:41 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_151thumbnail. I have crème fraîche, but I
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13:41–13:45 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_152bought it to make creamy chicken. I don't
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13:46–13:47 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_153think— would it go well with this? I'll
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13:47–13:51 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_154try it.
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13:51–13:51 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_155Not bad. It's kind of— the
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14:00–14:05 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_156pastry is a bit harder than I would have
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14:05–14:07 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_157liked. I was hoping it would be a bit
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14:07–14:09 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_158It is very doughy.
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14:14–14:16 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_159If you think of it like a blueberry
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14:25–14:27 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_160muffin, look, it's just like very
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14:27–14:31 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_161stodgy.
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14:31–14:31 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_162It's rock hard on the outside and it's
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14:36–14:40 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_163raw on the inside.
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14:40–14:41 · rev_288512352f9be7e2357c9911bbaa51ce_164It couldn't be any worse.
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