Self Isolation - Day 1-3

Someone donate 100, then I'd have to do 500 push-ups.

I used to be able to do 40 push-ups, and then I gave up. I got bored. It just gets boring. You just push up and down, up and down, up and down. Exercise is so repetitive.

How do people do it? It's just not fun exercising.

Should I get a call girl and then stream it? Hey,

what do you think she would do if she walked in on us streaming?

You never stream your face. I streamed about an hour my face. I just get tired because

I have to keep fixing my hair, and then I can't speak softly because the camera is further away from me, so my face isn't too close. If I speak like this, I can speak quietly. I don't like having to project my voice. I get tired.

Did I see what happened to Ice Poseidon? What happened to him?

Do I enjoy visiting other countries with different cultures? I don't really care about the culture. I feel like every country's culture is pretty much the same. What's the difference?

Every, every country have— has their own ritual and their own customs. It's all the same, but it's kind of different.

How is Japan different to England?

How is Japanese culture different to English culture? They respect the elders. English people do that as well. They say thank you and please.

What is the big difference between Japanese people and English people?

They say cheers when they drink beer. It's just a different word.

Oh no, Patrick Turner, do I have to do push-ups now? So that's $15. 15 times 5,

30. No, it's not 30. I can't do maths. What's 15 times 5? 60.

If I times by 10, then it would be 150. 150 divided by 2

is 6, 7, 70. I can't do 75.

Okay, I'll try.

Why did I have to say that?

How should I angle the camera? Like this? How's this?

Very generous. I will get ripped thanks to the donations.

I have to take off my glasses because they start slipping.

Can you see? I don't know if you can see. I think you should be able to see.

How many do I have to do? 75? Piss off, I can't do 75.

I need to make space.

1,

2— should I do it slowly or quickly? 3, 4, 5.

Ow! 6, 7, 8, 9,

10, 11,

13,

14,

15.

16,

17, 18.

18. Oh, I can't move.

I feel sleepy.

I can do one more.

Uh, I did 19.

Wait, the chat froze.

Can't see the chat.

Oh, this stupid YouTube app.

I did 19, didn't I?

I can't do 75, it's too much.

I wasn't able to see the comments because it froze. I think I have to start using Streamlabs. The YouTube streaming app is kind of buggy now.

Yeah, I might be able to do 10 more in a few minutes, but every time I keep doing it, it means I can do less because my muscles are just drained of energy. Oh, thank you, Asta Level 1 Fanuel. I changed Level 2 member to food pack for Daniel, so So for, for the low price of $2.99

a month,

you can help a starving Daniel in his Korean Airbnb.

I want to come up with more creative member, member tiers. What else could I do?

Live with Daniel,

tier 3, $20 a month. You can live with Daniel for one day.

He will teach you how to cook stew. And he will show you how to do laundry.

Do I prefer streaming or making videos?

I think streams are more laid back, but videos can be fun if I feel creative. If I'm in a creative mood, like making a little movie, making videos is fun. Choose music, you structure the video so there's like a beginning, middle, end.

Try and put a message into the video. It can be fun sometimes if you have a good idea. I quite like my last video with the romantic date at the beginning, the Spanish guitar.

But streams are laid back and easy, which is nice. There's not really much creativity that you can put into streams

unless you organize like an event like Ice Poseidon used to do.

Okay, premium membership Cooking with Daniel. He will teach you his top secret recipes. Piece and cooking trick— cooking tips and tricks. Am I happy with my Airbnb? I'm actually really happy with it. The internet's good, it's clean, it's modern looking. I've got everything I need.

What else could you want? I've got hot shower, warm water, cold water. I've got a fridge, washing machine, microwave, sink,

I think it's good. The bed is fine. I've got heating.

I've got unlimited electricity.

Oh, I'm exhausted from that. I'm gonna get muscle pains tomorrow.

Video idea, try going vegan for one week. I could try actually, since meat's a bit expensive. I like that idea actually. It's good. I can do it with my second channel.

Becoming a vegan. Trying to become a vegan day one.

How many days can I last without meat?

But I have to start it after tomorrow because I still have pork.

I can just eat tofu and mushrooms. Mushrooms are a good source of protein. It's weird about vegans, they get defensive about animals, saying, oh, animals deserve to live. But what about mushrooms? Mushroom is a living organism. Just because it doesn't have feelings and emotions, for some reason its existence is worth less

I find that kind of discrimina— discriminatory. I can't say that word.

I find it racist.

Mushrooms have feelings too. They just don't express them in the same way pigs do.

But why is it important if it's sentient or not? Just because it's not sentient doesn't mean it's less alive. It's still alive. I don't think the mushroom enjoys being plucked out and fried in butter.

The mushroom plant dedicated time and resource into growing, not so it can be turned into a stew.

I don't know, I just don't understand why pigs and animals have more value as living beings than a mushroom or a cabbage. I see all living creatures as equal, equal beings.

I don't really care.

I'm just glad I'm not a cow or a chicken.

I'm pretty sure most or nearly every living organism does not want to be eaten. What living organism wants to be eaten? Maybe fruits because they have seeds inside.

Living organisms want to live. They don't want to get turned into bacon.

Parasites want to be eaten, I guess so,

but they don't want to get chewed up and digested, do they?

I saw one video Where they pull tapeworms out of people. It's disgusting. Do not watch that. There's one tapeworm that hatches inside of insects like a praying mantis, and it's like this really, really long black string that just comes out of it. Nature is gross.

I'll try a few more push-ups then. I'm on 19 so far.

20, 21, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16,

10,

20. Add that to my

total. 39.

Oh, I'm on 39. Who kept count? I'm pretty sure I did 20.

39.

I think I can do it in 2 more sessions. I should be able to get to 75, and then can I have more donations please? Thank you, Daddy.

Even if you don't do 75, I have to admit I didn't know you had this in you.

Well, I can do about 20.

The most I could ever do was 40 in one go.

Yeah, I do actually feel a bit better.

Gets the blood pumping.

The main problem is my legs. My legs look really skinny. How do I get some muscle around here,

this area?

I promise I won't spend the donations on a call girl.

I triple finger cross promise.

Maybe.

I used to do jogging before, and my muscle did start to get more, more defined. There was a line here that started to appear. It looks— it looks— looked more like this, like this, without having to tense it, but there was hardly much difference.

Did I throw my rubbish out? Yes, I did yesterday.

It was really scary, but luckily there were no people around.

I don't really think having more muscle is gonna help me with the ladies.

I mean, they don't even agree to meet up in the first place. They cancel on me without even seeing me naked.

The total amount is 75, I think.

Yeah, 75. I've done 39.

I won't spend it on hookers. I'll spend my YouTube income on the hookers, and then the donation I'll put in my piggy bank.

I like that time when people were getting upset because I got donations because of my dad.

People saying I vlogged the funeral. I didn't. I filmed about 10 seconds.

How's that vlogging the funeral?

Oh, it's all wet

when I pissed on the ground.

My armpit's sweaty.

Who's horning? Oh, it's getting dark.

Maybe I'll treat myself at Paris Baguette, get myself a toasted sandwich.

Paris baguette, as the French say. Look, I can make a bottle tripod if I stick the tripod into the hole. Oh, it's too big, doesn't fit.

How many more push-ups do I need to do? 39, 40. I have to do 36. I can't do 36 at once.

I don't want to have to do 2 more sessions.

If I can do 36 all at once, the nightmare will be over.

Okay, 36.

5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. 11, 12, 13, 14, 15,

18, 19, 20, 21, 22.

24,

24.

No, I did 24, not 22. 24 plus 39 is 43.

53. So I have to do how many? 12.

Wait, I thought I had to do 36. Oh, I don't know.

39 plus 24.

63. So I have to do 12. Okay,

I can do 12 in 5 minutes.

You didn't touch your chest to the ground. That'd be too hard. I can't do that.

I went low enough.

Oh.

12 more to do.

I don't think I'll have a shower tonight, actually. I don't need to go outside.

What's the point of having a shower if I'm not seeing anyone?

Here's my

armpit. Smell it.

Oh, thank you, Patrick. Do last 12 shirtless. No, I'm not doing it shirtless. That's just embarrassing.

I'll do 12.

That's it.

Look at my muscle.

Hmm, okay, I think I'm ready for the final 12.

Here we go.

Oh, I can't. My arms are weak. 1, 2, 3, 4,

5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

You're over 12.

12.

Finished.

I think that's pretty good.

75 push-ups as requested.

75 a day? No,

it's too much work.

Oh wow, $20! Thank you. No, I can't do 100 push-ups.

No, you're killing me.

One,

two.

2.

Oh, who's outside?

How about I do 100 sit-ups instead?

How can I do sit-ups here? There's nothing to hook onto.

Maybe here.

And

it's kind of painful.

There's not enough room.

My mattress is thin. Yes, it's this thin, and then there's this bit here.

There's nowhere to grip. How about here? Look.

I

can't— there's not enough room.

Squats. Okay, I can do squats.

100. How do you do it? Like this?

2,

3. This is hard. 4.

5,

6,

7. 7. I did 7.

8,

9,

10.

That'll do. 10.

Look, I turned the lights off.

Oh, it's spooky.

Toilet seat.

I'm tired. I was supposed to be going on a

romantic date with a Dubai girl in 10 minutes before she cancelled on me. She's probably out with a white hunky guy getting plowed in the buttocks.

Where's my shower? It's above the sink.

I can't do any more push-ups. My arms—

there's no more power.

She's getting plowed through the fields.

90 squats. Oh, what

would I do if I lost my channel? Cry every night.

I'd blow all my savings on hookers every day until I go back to England, back to the job center.

1,

2, 3,

4,

5.

15.

I've done 15.

I

feel sick.

I need a rest. 2 seconds.

How many hours has it been now? I think it's been 8 hours.

Time for dinner.

I physically can't do any more push-ups. Can't even do one.

7 hours. Wow.

My armpits are so smelly.

Have I checked my house in Minecraft? I don't have my laptop anymore and I forgot the password.

Is it okay?

My Minecraft house.

Do

I look handsome, boy?

Hmm, I think I will crack open my beef in a minute.

Tomorrow I'm meeting my backup girl

and I will offer her my hand as boyfriend.

What do you think? I don't think I have any chances with the third one, so

maybe you got smelly armpits, girls run away. I want to meet my dream girl, would be someone who loves the smell of my armpits as much as I do, and she would just want to bury her face into them and take a deep breath.

And it turns her on. That's my dream girl.

When I'm attracted to a girl, every part of her body smells good. And turns me on. That's how it should be.

Why don't I wash myself? What's the point of washing myself if I'm just gonna sweat again?

Are there any girls here who like the smell of armpits? There must be someone else here who loves the smell of armpit as much as I do.

Why don't I use Tinder on the iPad? I didn't know you could, because then I have to log out on my phone and log back in on my iPad.

Too much work.

I like it when the girl's sweaty and stinky. I think it's hot.

There's no point showering today because I'll just go to bed and then wake up sweaty again tomorrow. So I might as well just shower tomorrow before I meet Korean girl number 2.

I'm not going to go outside. I have plenty of food.

I've done exercise, so I don't need to go outside.

Do I use deodorant? I left my deodorant at my wife's place— my ex-wife's place.

The ball and chain, finally. Removed from my ankle.

Why am I isolating? Well, I don't want to get the plague. Chinese plague. The Yellow Death.

Yeah, I will actually try the whole vegan thing for my second channel. It's a good gimmick. Trying to be vegan for one week, day one. And then I'll just show you my vegan diet. I'll go to supermarket, get some tofu and some bok choy,

bok choy,

stir fry that up

with some yangnyeom.

It will make you smell less, but I like my smell. That's interesting though. It'd be interesting to see if my armpit smells differently. I'll try a week without meat. If it goes viral, I'll give you

$20 as thanks.

But if I go on a date, I might have to eat meat.

I don't know if I could do this actually, because me and the Korean girl tomorrow, we're gonna go and eat dumplings and they're usually full of meat. Okay, dates don't count, so I can only eat meat during dates, but all my cooking And solitary eating will be vegan.

Does it really matter though? It's just a video. It's not like I'm gonna get sent to jail if I break the rule.

We're gonna go and eat Chinese dumplings tomorrow with my Korean lady girlfriend.

Maybe we'll play in the park and I'll touch her bottom,

and then she'll invite me back to her place.

I'll lick her armpits dry.

Like a cat lapping up a bowl of milk.

Maybe she has hairy armpits as well.

My favorite thing to do during missionary is put my hands under her head and I cradle her head

whilst rocking my hips backwards and forwards. Who else does that?

I think it's romantic.

Oh, I put my hand under the back of her neck, so I'm kind of holding the back of her neck.

Come on, don't tell me you would not like that.

I call it the reverse choke.

I can't even prop myself up in the chair. My arms are dead. I don't think I could even fight off a 9-year-old girl right now.

You know what, Daniel? I really wanted to meet Fuseru when you split up from Chihiro and were staying in Airbnbs in Osaka. Why? What did I do wrong?

What turned you off?

I'll come back right now.

You mean you would not enjoy the reverse choke? I don't actually choke, I just place my hand under your neck. Smelling armpits? Well, I wouldn't make you smell it. Jeez,

you can smell it if you want to, but I'm not going to force you to. What kind of person do you think I am?

And I'll wash it.

Before, I always wash my armpits before meeting people. I use shampoo and conditioner.

What's that song again?

Do do do do. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do. What the hell is that song? Can you hear it?

Turn that bloody music off.

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. So annoying.

I said turn that music off.

Can't even open the window.

Can you hear it?

How often do I shave? I shave every day, every morning.

I used to have a beard in the beginning of January last year. If you watched my Rachel and June video. You can see some beardage.

See, I'm all beard.

Do

you

like my smile?

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.

What the hell was that?

Interesting mating call. Listen.

A little bit squeaky.

Is this the best room you've ever seen?

ASMR squeaky door. Oh look, got a pot of onions and mushrooms.

That's some good Shire cooking.

Oh, let's have a look at this. Could be interesting.

Who's data got cancelled?

Do do do do do do do do do do do.

Take it over. To the preparation table.

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.

Where are my scissors?

Oh, it's so hard standing up and sitting down after those 15 squats.

Destroyed my legs.

What time is it? It is 10 past 7.

Good time for a dinner.

Go back to England, you're not going to get any more dates. I have a date tomorrow actually with my Korean lady friend. She's Christian. She will teach me the way of Jesus. Jesus says thou shalt fuck thy neighbor.

Unfortunately, I got cancelled

And Thursday. Oh look, there's a nutcracker.

Crush my finger.

I have to start messaging my other matches on Tinder. I have about 20 matches I didn't even message yet, so I better start getting busy. So give me some good opening lines. Usually I start off with, hi, are you single? And then they'll say yes, and then I'll say, cool, would you like to go dating with me

sometime? And then usually they find it funny and they laugh. That's how I got the Korean girl number 3 to date me. I said, are you single? She said yes, but why? And I said, because I would like to go dating And then she said, what would you want to do? And then I said, I want to

talk to you and get to know you. And then she really liked it.

It's so hard thinking of what to say. I mean, either you start with, hi, how are you? Hi, nice to meet you. And then they just say, I'm good. Nice to meet you too.

What's your dad like? Why would I say that? So what's your dad like? That's weird. Sometimes I say, where do you live? And then I say, oh, I live in blah blah blah station. And then I say, oh, you're quite nearby. Would you like to hang out sometime?

What do you think about my tactics?

Oh, this looks disgusting.

Give it a sniff.

Smells like dog food.

Maybe I'll ask her if she wants to go to karaoke tomorrow. We're gonna go and have dumplings, and then I will taste her dumpling.

Sweet, sweet dumplings.

I'll put it in for 1 minute.

Hi, that's what my mom always said. Put it in for two minutes. Hi, what do you mean hi?

Oh boy.

Samsung microwave.

Very nice. Everything's Samsung here, apart from this. This is LG. Everything's either Samsung or LG. What about this? Tefal.

Tefal.

It's cold.

She's using you for English lessons. Then what? Why does she keep talking to me in Korean? In the beginning, I pretended I didn't know how to speak Korean, but then I kind of—

I slipped up and she realized that I could speak Korean. And then after she realized I could, she kind of stopped speaking in English.

Why is it exploding?

Uh, it's exploding and bubbling.

Oh, it's hot.

It's kind of like a soup.

If I pay for her meal again, it might turn her on.

Voilà, dinner is served.

Oh, we can elevate the dining platform by using this invention.

Trust the iPad away and watch this. This is genius.

This tripod's a bit higher. How do I change it? Can't change it.

If you keep paying for her meal, you'll be a beta catcher. I don't mind if she gives me company and attention. I crave female attention. Love me, I'll buy you dumplings.

This shadow is ruining my setup. I need to get a little lamp for this corner, don't I? Should I buy a lamp? I will be here for a bit.

Got plastic spoon remover, 7-Eleven.

Bet you wish you had one.

Cut these burgers. Steamed hams, microwaved hams. It's not even ham, beef.

Look

at that mushroom.

This is 400 calories.

Should I use a spoon?

A spoon. Get some mushrooms. Delicious. Hmm, not

bad.

It's okay, I

guess.

I'll try and get a close-up.

Try some of the sauce.

It's like gravy.

It's not focusing.

Focus.

If I suck off the sauce, then you can see what the meat looks like,

but I won't do that.

The sauce is making it hard to show.

This cost $5. What a bargain.

It's actually quite nice. What's this?

This looks weird. It's the torso of a praying mantis.

Oh, it's potato.

Potato,

my favorite form of carbohydrates.

I wish I had my beer now. I shouldn't have drunk it so early.

I thought I was gonna go on a date. Instead, I'm drinking out of a toilet bowl,

eating out of a toilet bowl.

You could have been with a hot Dubai girl right now.

She cancelled on me. She said, I have to take a rain check tonight, something came up. Yeah, I bet it did. Big 8-inch white dick came up. Up your ass.

Well, it's her loss. She's missing out on my fabulous company.

She could have had a wonderful dinner with superstar YouTuber Daniel Internet Sensation.

Good night, Patrick. Thank you for the donations, very generous.

Who wants the last mushroom? Here you go.

Open wide.

Last mushroom.

Mm, delicious.

That was a delicious, tasty cuisine, gourmet,

fresh ingredients.

The picture is a little bit different, I have to say.

Oh no, I didn't drink my beer with it. It recommends a fresh beer.

Yong Yang Jong Bong. Yong Yang Jong, funny word.

Siwon Han Mokju.

Wow, it has 52% of your daily recommended nitro— nitrum— natrium or something. That's not good.

What does it mean, 52%? 52% of what?

1,000 milligrams of natrium. I don't know what natrium is. What do you think natrium is? Sounds like nitrites. Natrium.

Trans fats. Fat. Tansu huame is carbohydrates. Tangliu is sugar.

Pohua jipan, some kind of fat.

Tampeh is protein, 25% protein.

Really? So if I had 4 of these, that would be enough protein for my whole day.

Good, I need protein for my push-ups.

It is now 7:30, um, nearly time for a coffee and Star Trek. Very excited to see what Captain Picard is up to in the next adventure.

Gourmet poo stew. It's not poo. It will be soon. It looked like someone just shat out a fat log into a plastic Tupperware and then put it into a box.

Oh no.

They should put that on the, the label. Gourmet poo stew.

It looks the same as when it goes in, when it comes out.

I'm pushing away a lot of girls. Oh, hush. My female viewers still love me, don't they?

I wonder how many female viewers were interested in me sexually, but then I said something about armpits and it turned them off.

Well, I'm not actually like this in real life. I'm just like this for the stream because I'm bored and I'm alone so I can say anything I want to. I wouldn't say this to people in real life. I'm a good boy, good clean sophisticated male.

Look at my extendable tripod.

Life is sad and lonely, isn't it? Where's my dad? What would my dad think if he saw me now? He would say, oh Daniel,

what happened, Daniel? Oh no.

But he would be so disappointed to find out me and Chihiro didn't work out. He was so happy to meet my wife.

I think he was relieved that I got married, moved to Japan, had a stable income.

Can I use my toothbrush as a vibrator? Oh, you want to use it?

Maybe if I can hold it.

Well, I guess if you look on the bright side, my dad was relieved and happy for me before he passed. If he saw me now, then that'll be bad. Daniel living in a cheap prison cell in Korea eating gourmet poo stew all by himself

whilst a deadly virus is spreading around him.

Good thing he can't see me now.

My mom, on the other hand— my poor mother. What did she do to deserve a boy like me?

Oh wow, thank you, Muk Char, for the 100 macaronis. Can I do a Google search for Aya Shaukar?

Okay, since you gave me my

But if she's naked with her tits hanging out, I will have to take a break for a few minutes.

How do I type it?

Aya Shao Ka.

Yeah, not bad. She looks like she has nice armpits.

Yeah, I think she's pretty.

Oh shit, you can see it. I'm just worried she might be naked. Naked in one of these.

She does have that kind of Japanese-y look.

She looks a bit bitchy in some photos though. She looks like she would dump you for a more attractive, successful man.

Oh, I have 8 new matches on Japan Cupid.

Let's see my 8 new matches.

We've got pink-haired girl.

Oh, one's in London. This one's quite nice. Send her to my room. The hell's that? Look at this. There's a guy. 26. Get out. She's not 26. Is it even a woman? It looks like a 40-year-old man. Jesus. Jesus. No thank you. Stick to my hand.

Oh, there's a mushroom. Do you want a mushroom?

So there's all bits of tomato. Bloody hell, yuck.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Hmm, okay, so that was dinner. We'll have dessert shortly.

It's a proper gourmet 2-course meal, no starter. Oh, there's soap on my fingers.

That's what K-pop sounds like.

That's what K-pop is basically all about.

Taste and joy. That will be my dessert.

That's basically all K-pop ballads.

So whiny sounding. What should I have with my donut?

Where's my coffee?

Coffee. Korean coffee is pretty good, actually.

Maybe I'll play Pokémon Go.

I actually matched a girl who plays Pokémon Go, said we could play Pokémon Go together.

Who here plays Pokémon Go?

I think my scissors are a bit dirty. Where's my tissue?

It will be fine.

Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. What's this? I don't know what this is.

Now, what would be the best way to open this? First, we must examine, examine the package.

Yongyang Zhongbo.

Yongyang. I like that word.

0% nitrites, that's good.

0% cholesterol, also good.

You could open it with your hands. What's the fun in that? I like to do things in the fun way.

I don't understand why people complain about me using scissors for certain food like spaghetti, pizza. It just makes it easier to eat the food.

Spaghetti's annoying to eat because it's so long and it dangles everywhere. And if you suck it up too quickly, the sauce splashes all over your shirt, or it keeps swinging about and then it splashes on your chin, and then you have to wipe the sauce off your chin. If you just cut it in half, you can easily

eat it without making a mess.

I'm just trying to do things cleanly.

You're supposed to twirl it on a spoon, but if you just cut it with scissors, then you don't need a spoon.

I would love to make a channel called ASMR Scissor Cutting. There must be a channel that exists,

and it would just be like this.

Oh yes.

That was a good snip.

This is not your average pair of scissors. Look at these blades, serrated. You see that?

It makes it easier to cut because there's grip.

Oh, I love

that final clip sound,

and then it just opens like this.

Ta-da!

Like skinning a rabbit, you need to know the exact point to cut, and then everything just slips off like a glove.

Who dares me to drink all of this coffee at once and see what happens? I'll be bouncing off the walls.

Imagine if I drank 10 cups of coffee before going for a date. I'd be like this. So, so what do you do for a living?

Where's my kettle?

Imagine actually dating Daniel and finding out his channel later. That would be so grossed out, wouldn't they? I let him penetrate me.

How long am I in isolation for? Until a girl agrees to meet up with me. I only leave the house for 2 reasons: food And cereal.

What's the difference between different coffee sticks? Well, mainly the flavor. But to be honest, the White Gold and the Mocha Maxim doesn't really taste too different.

Almost 1,000 confirmed cases. Oh no,

maybe I should leave.

The top lists will be laughing at me saying, haha, I told you so.

Well, I still haven't finished my quest looking for love.

Are you looking for cereal or love? I'm looking for love and cereal.

The quest for love. Carries on.

The only thing that can save me from the virus is a woman's touch.

Look, they can't even spell donut properly.

It's not donut, it's dough. You know, from the dough, made out of dough. Last time I checked, dough was not spelled D-O.

Lazy Americans.

First they take out the U from color, and then they take out the U-G-H from dough. Unbelievable.

America.

Oh, my donut's a bit wet and soggy. That's weird. Why is it wet?

Please give me a tissue.

I wonder

if this would make a good flashlight.

It's a bit small, isn't it? It is moist though.

Hmm, I can imagine it sort of working. It is slimy.

Should I eat it or fuck it?

Donuts.

I don't know, I mean, I would like to try effing it, but seems like a waste of food.

Could I—

hmm,

it is very soft and smooth.

I don't know, one should not play with food. Let's just eat it.

Tastes kind of bland actually. Maybe I should have effed it.

You need one of those Japanese eggs, a tenga. I had one before, quite good.

Donuts with Daniel, yes.

For tomorrow's meal, I have a Cajun chicken sandwich.

I like those donuts that have jam inside.

They're good.

Did I like The Witcher 3 on Switch or PC? It was way better on PC. I had graphics Maxed out to ultra. It was beautiful. The sun would set and everything would glow orange.

The wind would blow,

leaves would rustle. It was a magical game.

Why does it say home chicken on it?

Patrick Stewart's voice is so cool.

Does he say? I'm trying to think of a phrase he says a lot.

I don't know.

Lieutenant Data, blah blah blah blah blah. He has such a cool voice.

Warp speed 9 engaged. I can't do it. His voice is so epic.

He was born in 1940. I can't believe it. He was born during the war.

What did she think of My Captain Picard impression.

Do do do do.

I like comparing the next generation crew to the original crew. So Riker is kind of like Kirk. He has that kind of swagger, doesn't he? And he does some hand-to-hand fighting.

And then Spock has been split into 2 characters. He's kind of like Data, and he's also kind of like Riker because Spock was number 2 as well.

But Spock hated being compared to humans. He didn't want to become a human. He rejected his human side. But Data wants to become human. So they're different, but they're also similar.

The original series was way funnier though. It was unintentionally funny. I love the way Kirk just beat everyone up all the time and then made out with alien women.

I don't think Picard will do that. Picard is a gentleman.

You guys actually like this guy?

Are you implying that people should hate me? How dare you!

I would slap you for that comment.

I'm very well liked, thank you very much. People keep saying everyone hates me. It's not true. Only about 20% hate me.

Most people like me. For a matter of fact,

you look at all my videos, I have about 800 likes to 200 dislikes. How is that everyone hating me? That's about 20%, at least 20% people hate me.

The only times I get more dislikes is if I have a really provocative title like Why I Love Cheating,

but if I have a neutral title, then I'll get way more likes than dislikes.

See, I just destroyed you. How does it feel to be destroyed by Daniel Jason Lord?

You should feel honored.

Not many have the privilege.

What should I do tomorrow?

Tomorrow will be an exciting day of adventure.

It's going to be so much fun, and then I'll be back with a new stream telling you about the adventures.

I will touch her bottom.

It's either tomorrow or never.

Do I have depression? Well, I feel quite good today, actually.

I'm a little bit interested in doing Discord phone calls on streams. Jules Trombey's in Seoul, really? Would he like to meet me? I know I blocked him, but I'm sorry.

It'll be interesting meeting him again, actually. I met him 2017 last time. I blocked him because he was being annoying.

He kept saying we had to do a phone call meeting to talk about the book, and then he never did one, and I was just waiting and waiting and waiting.

I think George Trombly would probably be in my top 3 list of my favorite men I've met,

maybe even number 1. I think I'd give him number 1, and then number 2 would go to

maybe Canadian guy would be number 2. Who'd be number 3?

Hmm, possibly American guy that I met recently. He was quite nice.

He paid for my dinner. Very generous.

I told George you were in Seoul and he said he'd love to meet you. Really? No joking? I would like to meet him too.

What should we do?

Men are just so much more fun to meet up with.

I don't know if I'd put Ice Poseidon on the list. He was nice, but he was kind of boring. He didn't really talk And then he went crazy on the elevator, made the whole thing shake.

I donated $45 to him.

It's more fun talking to guys because then you can talk about stuff like women

and sex.

And business, you can't really talk about that to women.

There's things you can talk about to guys that you can't really talk about to girls.

Oh, how time flies. Last time I met George, I was working in a petrol station. I had 400 subscribers. Can you believe that? I had about the same amount of subscribers as there are people watching the stream right now. I was making about $5 a month on YouTube.

And I was about to meet this single mother Japanese woman.

It was quite fun. We went to this bar and we had ice cream. That sounds really lame, doesn't it? No, we actually had ice cream in this

Bar. It was like a rack of ice cream cones. And then we walked around Camden and these weird guys kept coming up to us trying to talk to us, probably to sell weed, I guess.

And then what else did we do?

Oh, we had ramen in this Japanese restaurant, and then he started talking to the cash register girl about Donald Trump for some reason. He was talking about Trump.

I think at that time all the Trump stuff was happening.

It's still kind of funny Trump became president. Sometimes I still can't believe it actually happened. Some TV personality actually became the president of the most powerful country in the world. How the hell did that happen? He's like some guy off TV

and he just suddenly becomes the president.

Weird. It would be like— I don't know, it would be like if Phil Mitchell from EastEnders became the Prime Minister.

Who's a good English equivalent to Donald Trump?

Maybe Alan Sugar? No, he's not really the same. I don't know,

we don't really have people like that in England.

I'm trying to think. I can't think of someone who's like Donald Trump in England.

Someone who's really rich, who's on TV a lot. Who seems really confident and full of themselves.

Piers Morgan.

Yeah, Piers Morgan could be a close one.

Well, I guess the world didn't fall apart, did it?

What exactly changed after Trump became president? Because I have no idea.

I don't really know anything about American politics, or any politics actually.

I liked Obama because he was cool

and he seemed like a nice guy and he had a cool voice and he could sing.

So how long is the livestream now? It says 7 hours on my end, but I'm not sure how long it actually is.

8 hours. Wow, I am pooped out. It's 8 PM now.

Ah, supposed to be on a date with a Dubai girl.

8 hours 47 minutes, really?

Am I going to leave Korea before it's too late? I think I'm gonna stay and risk it. I mean, I've got a good thing going with Korean girl number 2.

And Korean girl number 3 is not a definite no. She might just be busy. Oh, thank you, Draven. Who is my favorite Sailor Scout in Sailor Moon? I don't really have one.

Sorry, I've never watched Sailor Moon.

Well, if I get stuck in Korea, I blame the Essex girl. If she just loved me like she used to and agreed to be my girlfriend, I'd get on the next plane tomorrow back to England, back in her loving arms. But no, she's not interested anymore, so I'll just rot in Korea.

I think if I got a new girlfriend, I'd ask her to stop shaving her armpits.

Isn't Meta Noya the Essex girl? No, she's the London girl.

I never made a video about her because my wife wouldn't let me. She said, if you make a video about Pia, then we're finished.

Maybe I'll make one now. Why I slept with my underage fan. Pia's not underage, is she? I'm a pedo.

Do you think the word made love to would get demonetized? Why I made love to my fan.

Make one about Pia. I don't really know if there's much to say. She messaged me and then we met up in London. And then we walked around in London a bit, and then I said, do you want to go to a hotel? And then she said yes,

and we went to a hotel, and then we made love.

How can I make that 10 minutes? I said it— I explained it in 10 seconds.

I can explain it in 1 minute and then do 9 minutes cooking.

We went to some kind of demonstration. And they were all shouting. It was scary. There was a guy carrying a big coffin and it said, democracy is dead, or something.

And then I took her to Waitrose supermarket to get some sandwiches. Well, I was looking for a restaurant to go to, but I couldn't find any restaurants.

And then I gave up and I saw a Waitrose. I said, let's go to Waitrose.

I wanted to find a restaurant actually, but I was too scared to go into any, and we just walked past any restaurants that we walked past. And then I was getting tired and fed up, and then there was some Waitrose, so we got fried— fried chicken from the frozen— I mean, the refrigerator bit.

What did I get? I got a sandwich and a packet of crisps, and I got these chicken things,

and we went back to the hotel and watched the news. Sounds so boring, doesn't it? Had a Waitrose sandwich whilst watching the news. So romantic.

Best date ever.

With the Essex girl, we did exactly the same, but we didn't go to a hotel. I took her to McDonald's and I got a Big Mac.

We walked around Buckingham Palace, me and the Essex girl, and then we went to Hyde Park, and then she bought me a hot dog. She didn't want to eat anything.

And then we talked about Game of Thrones a bit. And then we sat down on a bench, and then we looked at the ducks and the geese,

and then she said she had to go back to work, and then she took me to McDonald's and I bought a Big Mac.

Good times.

I feel like I might be better at doing dates now since the Korean girl number 3 date was so much fun. It's fun when you go to an interesting place and there's lots of activities you could

do. Karaoke is pretty fun,

but sometimes even having a fun date is not enough. To win her.

Karaoke or norebang? What's the difference? Isn't it the same?

8:20. I've got many, many hours to watch Star Trek.

Karaoke has hosts or prostitutes. No, they don't. What are you talking about?

There's not really much nightlife here. Look at this. I'll show you the nightlife of Shindebang.

They can probably see me.

The reflection's too powerful.

What would I do when I reach 40 and girls stop matching me? Well, by then I'll be rich. And I can just pay for call girls every night.

It's pretty dead.

Well, the good thing is it's pretty quiet even though I'm next to a big road.

Really should explore more around this area.

I walked that way and I walked that way. For a bit. It's just the same, it's just a long road. There's no interesting streets or anything.

I might move somewhere more interesting for my next month, maybe Sinchon. Would be good if

I grew my hair really long and I did a man bun. Would I look good like this

man bun boy?

Look, this is K-pop style mushroom head.

Mushroom.

Are you saying my head is big? It's not big, it's just the angle of the camera makes it look big because I'm holding it up high. If I hold it down low

It looks smaller. See,

it's not big. It's just because I'm skinny.

If we stood side by side, we'd have the same size heads.

Don't ever make fun of my body proportions.

Big head means big dick, you know.

It's not a turd.

What is that actually? Oh, it's a mushroom. It's not a turd. See, Tora remembers. I threw a mushroom into the toilet.

It does look like a turd though.

Toilet mushroom.

Can you hear the K-pop?

This is the smallest Airbnb I've ever stayed in. It's tiny.

I like it. I think it's cozy.

Romantic.

I think it's fine. I don't need a huge place. Why would you need so much space anyway?

There's enough space for a gaming setup.

Easily.

I think London should have options like this. Everywhere in London is so expensive.

My sister pays double what I'm paying for this place, and she just has one room shared with a bunch of other people.

My sister is 27, working professional, graduated from university, and she shares a house with 5 people, and she gets one little room in London.

What happened to my date? She cancelled on me. She said she will have to take a rain check. Something came up. She said, how about tomorrow? But I have a date tomorrow with someone else.

Maybe if I go back to London, I'll have to do that as well. It's just too expensive to get my own Airbnb. I would have to spend at least $1,500 a month to get an Airbnb in London.

How would I make videos?

Let me check.

I'm scheduling you around other people. Yeah, that's what I thought.

It's just not fair. She agreed to meeting me today and then she's moving me to tomorrow. Well, I can't meet tomorrow.

Where's Airbnb?

Look at this.

Look at the prices on this.

$2,700. Look, it's kind of like Seoul actually. There's a river.

Even if you move out to the outskirts, it's still expensive. There's this one, $1,000.

Which one's that? Oh, actually looks quite good.

$1,000 a month,

entire bungalow.

Filter by price. Okay,

I will choose

2,000— 1,500, 1,600, 12 stays.

Look, there's a boat

$900 to live on a boat. Look at that. Hosted by Paul.

You want to live on my boat?

It's got a mattress.

How about this one? This one's also a boat. What the hell? Another boat by Boris.

Why are there so many boats?

Wow, look at that,

there's a fireplace on a boat. What?

Fully modern large loft conversion.

Oh,

it's so expensive.

And then even if I go to a small town like Maidstone,

look, there's nothing. In that price range.

Look, Maidstone Airbnb.

That's crazy. I don't even make that much money. $2,000.

Where would I live?

How about this one? Entire

flats.

Ah, this is why I don't want to go back to England. So expensive.

900

caravan.

It's cheaper to just live in Thailand and Asia and Korea and Japan than it is to go back to London.

Ah, way too expensive. I guess I'll just live in Asia. I can't afford that.

Can't even afford to live in my own country. How sad.

If I change the filter to private rooms,

let's see,

there's quite a lot. At this price range.

Hither Green, that's where my sister used to live. She said someone got stabbed outside her house.

For $960, I could

basically the same as what my sister's doing, get a private room in a house.

Lewisham, that's where she used to live. I think this is what I would have to do, I'd have to get some private room. Wembley Stadium.

Private double bedroom, females only.

Oh,

500,

mixed dormitory,

hosted by Gareth.

Who remembers Gareth Gates? Who won Pop Idol or something.

He just vanished as soon as he released one album.

What kind of people would be living here? Drug addicts, homeless people.

I don't know if it's a good idea.

$2,000 a month for this. Look at that. Oh my God, it's smaller than this place and it costs 4 times more.

That's just sad. 4 times more and it's smaller.

Would you pay $2,000 a month for this place?

Well, it has a table.

Let's go to— let's have a look at Thailand.

Where would I stay? Bangkok.

They're still kind of expensive.

Pattaya. I thought people were saying Thailand's really cheap. Doesn't look very cheap. 800 a month.

Hmm, looks okay, I guess.

Actually looks pretty good. Look at that.

That's nice. It's got a balcony as well.

Nice view as well.

Quite good actually. Might add that to my

My list.

Pak Chong,

where's a good place to live in Thailand?

Pataya.

Wow. Oh, look at this place.

Cambodia. What about Vietnam?

Whoa, this looks quite good. 700 a month

life in Vietnam.

What about Malaysia? Well, Malaysia's cheap. 500. Imagine if I went back to my mother's country to live. That would be funny.

Genting Highlands. Malaysia makes me sad. It's the last country we went to as a family.

This place is huge.

Australia. Australia is expensive.

Philippines. Well, Philippines is cheap. I can live on an island. That I could live here

on these sucky beach resorts,

hang out with the locals.

What

about Taiwan?

685.

454. Whoa, look at this place.

Hmm, Taiwan looks good. Maybe.

Maybe not. Look at this,

I bet it's full of cockroaches.

Taipei City,

staying in the most expensive Airbnb in Taiwan.

Whoa, that's nice. That's a nice place.

I think I'd go for a place like this. 900, and it's in the city. Looks quite good. Look at that, you get a table.

Well, I just vomited in my mouth and then I swallowed it back down.

Delicious.

I think Taiwan could be a good option.

Last time I went, I went to Taichung and I went to these mountains,

but it's so small. Look how small it is. It's like this big compared to Korea.

How about Russia?

Hmm, Africa.

I could go to Kenya.

North Korea

has no Airbnbs.

What's this strip?

Looks weird.

Well, I have to look for my new home for next time. Later, maybe. I'm thinking maybe Thailand or Taiwan.

How about Singapore?

Where is Singapore?

I don't know where Singapore is.

Oh, I found it. Singapore is just one city, isn't it? It's not a country. Or is it a country?

Penang.

Singapore's so tiny.

I can't believe the British lost Singapore to the Japanese.

Unbelievable. Wow, look where I could stay for $500 a month.

That's fancy.

Wow, I didn't know Singapore was so nice.

Is this Singapore?

I think Singapore is just this island.

Where did we go? We went to

some island.

Kota Bharu. I think that's where we went. We went to these islands. Yeah, Perhentian Island. That's where we went. We took a speedboat from here to here, and then we went to Redang.

It was so boring, stuck on this tiny island. The only thing you could do was sit on the beach or

go diving, scuba diving. There was nothing to do. On the 3rd day, we were all bored out of our minds, just sitting on the beach getting sunburned.

There's no Airbnbs in Singapore. Look.

Oh, there is, there is. Had to zoom in, but they're really expensive.

Oh, look how expensive.

But you can't even get one for $1,000.

You have to pay at least $2,000.

No, I don't think Singapore is a good idea.

Where

should I go? About China. 300, 265, Chengdu.

Wow, you get the entire place for 265 a month. Wow, look at this place, 260 a month.

Chengdu.

Chongqing.

Why is China so big?

What about India?

India.

Mumbai.

First day in India.

Taiwan's closer, so I could go down to Taiwan and then I could go to Thailand, keep making my, my way back west, and then I could stop off at India.

And then where? Then I'll just go from India to England.

Where's Saint Petersburg? Oh, Saint Petersburg's here. I could go there to meet the Russian girl,

or I could go back to Japan. Maybe I can go back to Japan.

I could stay here. That looks quite nice.

You get a free dog and a free boy. With the Airbnb.

Do you think I could get another six-month tourist visa in Japan?

Imagine if I could. That would be amazing.

Really, I think Japan and Korea would be fine. Six months in Japan, then three months in Korea, and then. The last three months I would spend in England at my mum's place. Maybe I don't really want to go to other countries. I feel comfortable in Korea and Japan.

I could go to Fukuoka this time.

Entire flat for 500 a month.

The Russian girl probably would be up for traveling because she works freelance, so she could work from anywhere. Depends if we click or not.

I'm interested in doing this Airbnb experience,

pub crawl.

Do you think I would like it?

You pay $22 and then they take you bar hopping. And you get drinks included.

Or I could go to an international house party, hang out with these sexy ladies

for only—

how much? Well, the host is cute.

Where's the picture?

You.

Co-founder of the LOL group. What'd she do? 6 hours food and drinks in

Sogyo. Absolutely great experience. You can meet new friends.

International party, $11 per person.

Can you imagine me sitting there chatting,

chatting with these cool guys?

Hmm, what if it is boring? Walk In Gangnam, $26.

I went here. This is where me and that Korean girl went to, the first one. We went to this big library place. We went here. I said, how did they get the books down from the top? I don't think she understood my joke.

Maybe it wasn't very funny.

Funny. ZZAN with Andrew in true Gangnam Style. $46. What's this? She's cute.

For $46, you get to hang out with Andrew.

You get food, drinks.

Journey into the secret nightlife of Seoul locals. We explore the bustling Gangnam, which is where Psy's famous Gangnam Style was named after. We will visit Korea's one-of-a-kind pickup bar, a bar where many Korean singles come with the hope of finding a date. Oh, I am interested.

Where is this bar? This bar has no waiters to take your order. With just a touch of the tablet, you'll be able to order food, drinks, play games. Wow, that sounds like my kind of place. If Tinder had a physical form, this bar would be it. Andrew will show you cultural etiquette around Korean drinking, teach you fun

drinking games.

You can watch trendy K-pop music in the background. It sounds interesting, actually.

If you choose, I'd be more than happy to bring you to a Korean retro club here in this venue. You'll experience Popular music in the '90s.

Why is it ZZAN?

Nightlife enthusiast.

Sounds interesting, actually. Would I like it though?

2 hours, $46.

Oh, look at these 2 people. They're hooking up.

Look, that could be me, my future wife.

$46 though,

and there's no guarantee that I'll get laid. I mean, for $250, I've got 100% guarantee to get laid.

I could go wearing my stylish V-neck red jumper.

Hello ladies, I'm Daniel.

Why can't I go with my sweater?

What do I do? I can't live in England because it's too bloody expensive. I can't find a girl who wants to travel around cheap Asian countries.

Oh, I need to go back to England to pick up my GoPro, although it would be cheaper to just buy a new one. Why do I need a GoPro in the first place? I can just do this. It's basically a GoPro.

Vlogging. Maybe I'll try somewhere exotic. I'll try some beach huts in Indonesia, make vlogs from the beach sipping my piña colada.

I feel like I'm wasting my time in Korea. I'm not really enjoying it, am I? Sitting in my Airbnb. Okay, tomorrow I will definitely go out with the Korean girl.

I want to try clubbing. Maybe it's fun. But what if it is fun and I get addicted and I end up spending $50 nightclubbing every night? But what if I get a girlfriend? Maybe if I get 4 girlfriends at the same time.

If I go to 5 nightclubs with Andrew, that's $250.

What if I actually meet a cute girl and we have fun?

What if I realize I'm missing out on life by just wasting money on call girls and Airbnbs?

Maybe I should try. When should I try? Should I actually try? But do I need new clothing? What if it's cold?

Maybe I'll go shopping for clothing.

Maybe I'll go tomorrow.

And then dumplings with the Korean girl for dinner. And then Thursday I should be free. Maybe I'll go shopping on Thursday.

And then Friday

I go clubbing.

I'll just get a plain checkered shirt, you know, like last time people were saying, oh, it looks so good on you, Daniel. It's just a blue checkered shirt.

Do you think I'd find clubbing boring? Do you have to dance to have fun in clubs? Can't you just sit there?

Oh, I don't know. What if I do like it?

I don't know what to do.

How hard is it to get cereal from a club? I mean, you have to be really hot. What if there's a really desperate ugly girl there?

I'll livestream in the corner from the club and complain about how no one's talking to me.

It does look pretty hard. You would have to talk to them, and then how do you dance with them? Do you just walk up to them and then start dancing?

I don't even know how to dance like this.

What if I accidentally punch someone?

What would I do?

Be like this?

I can't. It's so stupid.

I don't know how to dance.

No, I'm not gonna go to a club.

What

if I just sit there? Maybe eventually someone would come up to me and talk.

Oh, thank you, Junkers. Can I become a mod? Yes, you may.

Check out my moves, girl.

I could do a livestream sitting in a nightclub until a girl talks to me, and then it's like 12 hours long.

Okay, maybe I shouldn't go to a nightclub. How about a bar? I think my strength is talking. Maybe not, but it's definitely stronger than dancing. I'm definitely better at talking than I am dancing.

Yeah, I really think Tinder is my best option. I'm not gonna get any girls doing that.

Hmm, maybe I can Google how to enjoy nightlife if you don't like dancing.

Maybe some kind of cozy bar where lonely people go to.

I can't believe it's 9 PM, they're still playing K-pop.

Giraffe Club in Osaka. That's where I went to with David. I sat at the bar sipping on my Red Bull.

What else can I do? Options, options. We've got bars. Go to a bar. Where's a good place for bars? You know, cozy little bars.

Not like a big bar where it's all separated. One where you're crammed in together, shoulder to shoulder.

I need a cool nightlife kind of guy to introduce me to the world of degeneracy.

Well, what is in store for the rest of tonight? Star Trek.

I need to pee, be right back.

What do I do now?

Um, okay, let's get back to Airbnb. I might be able to find something.

I've got 40% battery.

Let's find some new friends.

My current friends are ineffective.

We go to experiences.

I want experiences near Seoul.

Yes, let's sign up to a new experience.

Oh, if I was Harold Bold, I would just go to a market and then turn on the camera and then just walk around talking to people. Bing bada boom, easy content for him. Hongdae night tour cocktail. $72 per person.

Wow, looks fantastic. Morning e-bike tour. Now this sounds fun.

Korean cuisine with a local

Friend. Looks weird.

She's beautiful.

Learn and play basketball with me.

Look, he shaves his armpits. That's weird.

Who are you? $14 to learn to play basketball with who?

Oh, this guy. I thought it was this guy, but it's this Korean guy.

Basketball instructor.

Bam Somak tour.

Maybe what I'm doing now is the best thing. Just doing Tinder, trying to get dates. Do I really want to hang out with a bunch of guys?

Drinking lipstick class. Dance like a K-pop star for beginners. That's so cringy.

Imagine coming to Korea and then you want to learn to be a K-pop star.

Look at that camera setup. Look at that. Imagine using that for vlogging.

Chat in Korean with my first Korean friend.

There's so many things you could do.

Let's go to Myeongdong.

Hiking. Join the K-pop squad. Do you want to be a K-pop star in 2 hours? I can make a video. I became a K-pop star in 2 hours.

Gyeongbok Palace.

Soy cream cake.

Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do training. Maybe I can do this, kick people in the face.

I can just imagine going and then feeling really bored. And then feeling like it was a waste of money.

Cooking Korean street food at home.

Barefoot running in Seoul forest. What? Jet around Seoul on a Segway.

A hike on the Seoul Fortress Wall.

Looks boring.

Oh wow, epic wave. Thank you very much. So, 3-month plan in Korea: just meet as many girls as possible until I find a girlfriend.

Don't tell me you think she's cute. I do, actually. I lost her. Where is she?

Yeah, what's wrong with her? She's a perfectly fine-looking lady.

59 Swedish kronor equals 7,000 Korean won. Really? That's how much all my shopping cost yesterday for the pork and the onions and the mushrooms and the kimchi. You paid for 2 of my dinners. Very generous.

Rail bike to Nami Island. That looks quite cool.

Oh, I'd love to do this with the Korean girl.

I could touch her leg.

Looking at this gives you a good idea what you can do for a date, I guess.

Daniel thought it was $59. No, I didn't. I've gotten sex before. It's not the first time I had sex from a Korean— I mean, a Swedish guy.

Sing Like a Star with a vocal coach.

Pole dancing.

Enjoy K-pop shopping. Flower soy candle and flower wax tablet.

Traditional pattern

Oh wow, thank you very much, Epic Wave.

119 SEK. What does SEK stand for? Swedish European krona.

Why is the livestream still going? Because people keep giving money, giving, giving me money.

I can't stop. I'm addicted. It's like gambling.

If I turn off the stream, I stop getting money.

Oh, Epic Wave is not a dude.

Very sorry,

I didn't realize.

Danny Boy Sugar Mommy.

Top Escort Babes. I already used that one before.

What would Harold do if he was here?

I want a cool big brother mentor like Harold to teach me his ways, teach me how to be cool.

See inside local fish market.

What happened to my date with the Dubai girl? She cancelled on me.

Can you believe it? She cancelled on me.

Wow, this bridge looks like it's pissing rainbow colors. Look, I went here with the French girl. She thought this lake was part of the Han River. She said the Han River ends here. It's just a lake, man-made.

You have the American guy who has offered to hang out. He's leaving.

I think he's already left, actually. He's leaving because of the virus.

The one with Andrew stands out to me most for some reason. This guy, you can go to this bar which is for singles. We will visit Korea's one-of-a-kind pickup bar, a bar where many Korean singles come and with the hope of finding a date. This bar has no waiters. You use a tablet to order food. Well, who

brings the food and the drinks if there's no waiters?

You can order food, drinks, play games, and even see who is sitting at other tables.

I can just imagine sitting there all by myself, being too scared to talk and talk to anyone.

Look, that's me, my girlfriend.

Maybe I could sit next to her. And then tap her on the shoulder, say, hi, I'm Daniel.

How much is it? $58 per person. Let's have a look at the reviews.

One of the best, most unique nightlife experiences. I'm Korean. This was my first time to go to this unique bar thanks to Andrew. This was a blast. One of a kind experience.

Special insight into the nightlife of Seoul.

Oh, thank you, Epic Wave, so kind. Just to make people rage

towards your night out, I will use it

Sparingly.

See, not everyone hates me.

For an escort. I would never use my precious viewers' hard-earned money on such things.

We were able to party like a local thanks to Andrew. Andrew sounds like a cool guy.

Andrew does the experience once a month, so book it before it's full.

What if I just go straight to the place without paying Andrew?

Hi Daniel, I have to make breakfast and go to work. What kind of breakfast? Bacon and eggs, I hope.

99% white men, 1% gaijin hunter old women. Well, if we look at the picture,

we can see

that there's one girl.

Stop zooming in. Why does this keep zooming in? Guy, guy, guy, guy. That looks like a woman's arm. Woman, woman, woman, woman, woman, guy, guy, guy,

woman. No, it's a guy. That's a woman. I— stop it. I see 1, 2, 3, 4, 4 girls. Oh, so annoying, the photo keeps moving.

I'm actually getting a bit of a sore throat when I swallow.

When are you meeting the Italian woman? How did you know there's an Italian woman? Did I talk about it? She asked me if I wanted to meet up with her friend sometime this week, but I haven't heard from her.

Do I wear the mask in public? No, I feel stupid. Why is my thumb so long?

I don't know.

All my fingers are long.

Did I go down on the hooker? I tried to, but she stopped me.

She said she didn't like it.

Your thumb is another finger.

Almost.

Is it longer than my finger?

It's hard to show you.

Almost.

A hooker refused to have cereal with you even when you already paid. I know, I got one in Japan and she wouldn't let me have sex with her. It's so annoying.

And she used this really strong soap on my willy and it was burning and I was in pain, so I lost my erection. I said, can we have sex? She said no,

and I wasn't really feeling horny enough to just do it anyway. So I thought, oh, okay, I don't even feel that turned on anyway. What a waste.

I couldn't ask for a refund because technically the website says we do not offer offer sex.

I should have used a different website.

Never again. If I go back to Japan, I'll never use that website again.

What a waste.

And the girls are never cute anyway.

Was the iPad worth the money? Yeah, definitely. It's a good device. Powerful computing,

portable computational device. Better than the Microsoft Surface. Surface Pro sucked so much. I thought it'd be good because it would be like a laptop. It was really laggy and

slow. Andrew sounds like a good guy to know. Had an awesome time in Gangnam with Andrew. Who's this? Jonathan.

Where's Jonathan's picture? Jonathan looks like a cool guy.

Yeah, they are all guys, aren't they? Look, John, Tate, George, Jonathan. Oh, this one's a girl. Andrew is really caring and even threw a surprise birthday celebration for me. Isef. Let's see if she's cute.

Yeah, not bad. I wouldn't be disappointed if I went to this event and she was there. Lives in Malaysia.

Marco, Walter, Lily.

This one's from New York.

Hmm.

Axel, Marco. Marco is from

Switzerland. I could have been hanging out with Marco from Switzerland

and George from Los Angeles.

George looks like a cool guy as well.

Fanu Rat.

Fanu Rat, what a weird name. Katie, maybe Katie is nice. She's from Elk Grove.

She's got a baby.

Why is she clubbing in Seoul?

Who else?

Charlotte

from Germany.

She's using scissors. We could be best friends.

I also use scissors to eat my meals.

Shinun said we can meet if I go to Finland or England. What do you think? I could stop by at Finland.

Where's Andrew?

Andrew likes to party.

He has insights on nightlife in Seoul.

Maybe he's a con artist trying to swindle lonely people out of $50 to take them to a bar. The bar's probably run by his friend. It's probably his bar.

How about international party? For $13,

you will join a theme house party at 8:30 PM every week. Different special theme, for example, black light party, ice cream social party. We serve you unlimited drinks and reflected various culture food. We do games from so many different countries, share culture. Wow. Sounds amazing.

The mood is so exciting in there. You can dance or beer pong or darts with group.

She's cute.

I would like to play darts with her.

First, you will visit our cozy studio to have a house party in Hapjeong. We will become close friends from there.

Okay, we will become close friends straight away and then take the awkward mood away. And we spend 3 hours to have pregame and move to Seoul. Second round, you will visit 2 bars which have partnership with us in Hongdae Park. Third, you'll visit popular clubs for free, also in Hongdae. We will bring you hot place and all

the bar and club are free with us. Fantastic.

There's 3 reviews from China.

China is from LA.

And Ramish from Malaysia.

Ramish looks like a cool guy. Ryan from Canada.

I could have become close friends with Ramesh and Ryan.

What else do we have? Unlimited barbecue and pub crawl.

You enjoy an awesome evening in Shincheon, full of food. 2 hours of enjoyment and hospitality.

Her

name's Kay. What?

Don't tell me there's people called gay. That's so cruel.

She's from where?

I'm an ESL English teacher teaching in China. I love to travel and meet people around the world. I'm married for 32 years. She has 4 grandchildren. How old is she?

Why is her name Gay? Hi, I'm Gay.

Is she just trolling?

Are people actually called Gay in the world?

I think she's from Texas. I think TX is Texas.

Nutida

from Bangkok.

Page from Australia.

Hi, I'm gay. So funny. Imagine you get a name tag and it says gay. Are you gay? That's the worst name ever.

Oh, I've been here before with my Korean girlfriend.

It was boring. Did I take a bath? No, I don't have a bath. I wash my face with a flannel.

Swing sauce. Hip dancing.

Look, this is

expectation, reality, expectation, reality.

I don't think I can do these Airbnb experiences. It just feels weird paying money to have fake friends.

She's cute.

Oh look, there's a video.

She looks like a lovely lady.

What happened?

Be my friend, please. I'm lonely.

What's this?

Play— pay $11 per person so you can Do what? Play a video game?

If you want to play other game other than League of Legends, you can do so. Well, thank you.

Play League of Legends for only $11 per person.

Should I pay this guy $11 to play League of Legends?

And eat ramen.

Why

would I do that? Eat some food in the PC room.

Isn't it free to play? It's a free-to-play game.

Young Dongpo Office Station. Oh, that's where I got the train from after I got my new shaver recharging plug.

Learn and play soccer.

I keep vomiting in my mouth for some reason.

Shopping with Korean boyfriend.

She doesn't look like a boy.

What would happen if I signed up for this?

First, we meet at coffee place in Hongdae to figure out what kind of style you like.

Once we decide the style, I will bring you to the most suitable shop based on your item, and then shopping spree.

Let's go mad.

Your host.

Hmm.

Oh, she has a channel, YouTube channel, Wani in Korea. Let's look up her YouTube channel.

She's only got 91 subscribers. What a loser.

91.

1,000 total views.

Oh, screenshotted it. I went to the seasonal strawberry fair at Coex because I'm a huge fan of strawberries. I wanted to share this experience with you guys, so if you also like strawberries, then stay tuned.

When did she start? One month ago.

Yeah, I guess 91 subs in a month is Pretty good.

I definitely wasn't getting these views in my first month. I was getting about five views.

Hello, we're going to the strawberry buffet. Let's let's let's let's.

We finally arrived. And then it looks really luxury.

Hmm,

should I meet Wani? She could help me get cool clothing in Hongdae. All I have to do is pay her $40.

Maybe we can make a video together.

When is she available? I will book her for tomorrow,

7:30 to 10.

Maybe she'll love me.

Hmm, I bet she'd be interested in making a video. I can give her a shout out, get her some subs.

Exquisite tea course with a tea master.

Exciting

tofu making. Cooking with Ginny.

There's Wani. For some reason, I feel attracted to her. Not physically, but I mean to her advert. I feel like I should hit her up. Not violently. But, you know, in message form. Where's she gone?

I lost her.

I lost one. E, learn about Korean things together.

Hmm, K-food secret hunt.

I lost her. Can you see her?

Oh, I found it.

Contact host. Ask question. Hello.

What should we say?

I

am living. In Seoul,

and I also

have a

YouTube channel.

Would you—

what should I say?

Could we make a video together? Yeah, could we

make a video

together where you help me get

some nice clothes?

My channel

is called

Hiding in My Room.

Yours sincerely,

Daniel. It's pretty good.

Hello, I am living in Seoul. I also have a YouTube channel.

Could we make a video together?

Do you think she would reply?

Your sincerely.

Daniel, can you help me? Could we make a video together where you help me get— where you help get— where you help me get some nice clothes? My channel is called Hi My Room. Maybe I'll change this to thank you.

Okay, send.

There, sent it. We will find a girlfriend on Airbnb.

One search for his channel brings up the titles. Of your wife.

Are you sure? Let's check out her other videos. Getting my hair done.

Hello, I'm Evie. Today I came to my favorite hair salon in Lisbon, and I'm a regular of this hair salon. I'm here to have my hair dyed again because my hair was so patchy.

My new YouTube girlfriend. What was I doing? Oh yeah, hiding in my room brings up top list to my video. Bloody Hong Kong guy comes straight at the top.

Go away, Hong Kong guy. Not interested. Where's the not interested button?

So that's why you made me say that.

I want to say I appreciate all the new people who came in from the Daniel video. I don't often make videos like this. Usually it's just silent scenes of walking around and trying to induce a certain feeling or vibe. Yeah, I'm really happy with how the whole Daniel thing turned out, and I hope you enjoyed the supplemental

footage. Really not much is going on these days, just walking around seeing things. I gotta admit, the coronavirus has me a bit concerned. I wonder if it would turn out to be like a plague game where if it gets too bad you might get like a Where's the bit about me that they're out there filming the video?

Oh man, focus. There's one funny bit when I pick up a carrot. It's so random. I just pick up a carrot and I look at it. Look, here it is, here it is. This bit's pretty funny.

Why did I pick it up?

Baked beans in the soup. Lovely.

Like Kim Jong-un inspecting stores. Yeah, you should have had a notebook writing everything I was doing.

Made this video anyway, and these people were kind enough to listen where he says this, and he's like, oh, the one with the tent. If you go to the video with the tent and you skip to around 4:40. So you may have guessed by now that I'm not actually homeless and I have a nice Airbnb to go

back to, and I'm not actually going to spend the night in the tent, although it might be fun. Um, Airbnb is not the same as your wife's place, Daniel, so you're still lying. Oh, shut up! I didn't lie. It's called a parody. Call me a liar. When you moved back in with her, please be honest. So he

told me that he moved back in around when he uploaded the video about the Swedish girl. So if you go to his channel, the Swedish girl video, it was uploaded on September 29th. So according to him, he moved back in with his wife on September 29th. He uploaded a video called An Update on My Divorce, but this

video Didn't really line up with the dates that he gave me, you know, when he moved out and then moved back in.

Why is he trying to expose me so badly? Weird. I was nice to him.

He betrayed me.

Is it really a big deal? So what? I went back to my wife instead of going back to

an Airbnb. Testing.

Sorry, I had to restart the app because it was bugging.

If you search for my channel— hold up, I'm live streaming.

Um, my top videos are the Hong Kong guy with my wife. Traitors. Asian Onision,

go and get my divorce papers.

Is the stream frozen?

It's not frozen. It's not frozen.

Stop saying it's frozen.

How I learned Japanese. That's fine. English breakfast with my wife 12 months ago. Doesn't look that bad. Why my hair used to look stupid.

Why I'm not Asian. Tour of my $1 million mansion. I don't see anything weird.