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Livestream With My Wife

2018-04-27 · 11 min

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  1. There's her face.

    Segment details0:01–0:02 · rev_d27c5a357dd690dbe1d9d99dfab0b53c_0
  2. Hello. Not putting

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  3. makeup, so I can't show you my face.

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  4. Sorry. Are you happy now? Mm hmm.

    Segment details0:22–0:28 · rev_d27c5a357dd690dbe1d9d99dfab0b53c_3
  5. ち ょ っと 待って。 で こ っち こう した って ん。 どう?

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  6. なんか 見て 変。 That 's the bottom half of her

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  7. face. 見 える? 見 え 見 えて る? 見 えて る よ。

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  8. There, you saw the top half and you 've

    Segment details0:47–0:50 · rev_d27c5a357dd690dbe1d9d99dfab0b53c_7
  9. seen the bottom half now.

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  10. 37 years old.

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  11. They 're

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  12. gonna edit the face together. Spin の 方

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  13. が いい って。 上 と 下 を 編 集 した ら。 バ

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  14. レ ちゃ う。 フ

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  15. ィ ル ター 使 ってる から そんな に わ から ない と思 う。 ス ッ

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  16. ピ ン でも。 うん。 She

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  17. has dim ples. Dim ples なんだ っ け? ニ キ ビ? 違う。

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  18. デ ック ボ。 合 ってる? うん。 エ ッ グ ボ。 エ ッ グ ボ。 デ

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  19. ック ボ。 うん。 Screenshot.

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  20. Don't— no screenshotting. No

    Segment details1:48–1:51 · rev_d27c5a357dd690dbe1d9d99dfab0b53c_19
  21. screenshotting. I need to fix my hair.

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  22. Sure, ex breathe. Thank you.

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  23. No cro pping. No cro pping.

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  24. 何? 編 集 した ら ダ メ。

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  25. して ない よ。 違う。

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  26. あ いつ ら が 編 集 する から。 ああ。 上 と 下 を。 く

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  27. っ つ けて も 違う 顔 にな ら へ ん 結 局。 Never

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  28. fall to shopping.

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  29. 明 日 仕 事 な の に どう し よう。 うん。

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  30. うん。

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  31. あ 臭 い。 その 服

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  32. 臭 い 洗 って ない。 洗 った よ。 He's

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  33. stinky.

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  34. Smells good. Thank you

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  35. for letting us meet your wife. Thank you.

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  36. Thank you for donating. 洗 い な さい って 書 いて

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  37. る よ。 洗 い な さい 服 を。 先 週 洗 った

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  38. の に、 先 週 ぐ らい。 Whose

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  39. eyes are bigger?

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  40. 奥 さん は 第一 に する んだ ぞ。 ダ

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  41. ニ エ ル が 浮 気 して た ら 教 えて ね。 浮 気 して

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  42. ない よ。 浮 気 して た ら 教 えて ね。 教 え

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  43. ない で。 She

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  44. makes you look less Asian.

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  45. Yeah, when I sit next to an Asian person,

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  46. I look less Asian.

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  47. 教 えて く れる って ありがとう。 Thank

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  48. you. Tom oko じゃ ね え よ。 Tom oko.

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  49. She 's pretty good looking. Nice catch.

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  50. Thank you. Hi from Malaysia.

    Segment details5:07–5:11 · rev_d27c5a357dd690dbe1d9d99dfab0b53c_49
  51. Hello. We're visiting your country

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  52. Oh, DJ Techman just passed 100.

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  53. 100 knocks.

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  54. 100 knocks, Danny.

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  55. Norway. Norwegian money.

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  56. I'm not sure. Saying great, right?

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  57. Hi from Sweden. I love your channel.

    Segment details5:43–5:45 · rev_d27c5a357dd690dbe1d9d99dfab0b53c_56
  58. Thank you. Who wants to do a meetup in

    Segment details5:45–5:48 · rev_d27c5a357dd690dbe1d9d99dfab0b53c_57
  59. Malaysia? Malaysian people seem friendly.

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  60. I feel like I could maybe do a meetup in

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  61. Malaysia without being stabbed. If I did a

    Segment details5:54–5:56 · rev_d27c5a357dd690dbe1d9d99dfab0b53c_60
  62. meetup in America, I'd get shot.

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  63. We're going to some islands. Pangkor

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  64. Island, maybe. Pangkor Island, Dani.

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  65. Malaysia no shima. It has nice seas,

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  66. nice water.

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  67. Hello, everybody. My face is going red.

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  68. う ん、

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  69. すごい ね 一 気 に 増 え た ね よ かった ね 顔 見 せ

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  70. た から バ

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  71. レ る。 My

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  72. face is going red here.

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  73. カオみたいよ。Jason Crook, keep it up, Daniel.

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  74. You're doing well. Thank you.

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  75. This is very bad connection.

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  76. She's so beautiful. Thank you.

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  77. She's ugly. Not ugly, I'm bitch.

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  78. She's not ugly. How dare

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  79. you! I challenge you to a duel.

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  80. Who looks better, Tomoko or wifey?

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  81. Wifey, of course.

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  82. Mhm.

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  83. I'm Japanese,

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  84. 100% Japanese. She's not Korean.

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  85. Yeah, not Korean. I challenge

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  86. you. 私 も 日本 に います やって、

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  87. もう 顔 出 し した ら す ぐ 見 つ か る な。 Who 's

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  88. living in Japan right now? Be honest.

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  89. We need to see how many people are

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  90. actually in Japan right now.

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  91. Oh, $4.99. Your wife is beautiful even if

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  92. she has no makeup on. Take very good care

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  93. of her, Daniel. Also kiss her.

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  94. There. Thank you.

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  95. Kisses for donations.

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  96. Oh, Kansai.

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  97. Kansaiです。I live in Osaka. Uh oh.

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  98. Uh oh. It's okay. I don't go

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  99. outside. I often go outside.

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  100. 多分わからんと思うけど、私一人やったら。

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  101. めっちゃ関西弁やろ。めっちゃ関西弁やで。Most Americans and

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  102. Brits are in the chat right now.

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  103. How long have you been streaming? About

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  104. two hours. It's getting pretty late. It's

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  105. 1 AM.

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  106. Oh,明日仕事なのに寝ようか。やばいどうしよう誰か代わりにやって。It's 1

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  107. AM. I think we're gonna go to sleep.

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  108. Sorry guys, it's just very late and she

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  109. has to go to work tomorrow. And I also

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  110. have to go to work. Mm-hmm.

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  111. I'm also extremely busy tomorrow.

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  112. Thanks for the Super Chats and see

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  113. you next time.

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  114. Bye! Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

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  115. And how do I end it? End stream.

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