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Japanese guy Reacts to Uncle Roger Fried Rice
2020-10-21 · 16 min
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There's this guy on YouTube called Uncle
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0:01–0:03 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_0Roger, and his videos are getting millions
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0:03–0:05 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_1of views recently, and he's so overrated
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0:05–0:08 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_2and not even funny. So I thought I'd talk
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0:08–0:11 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_3about why I don't like him or his content
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0:11–0:13 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_4and why I think he's a bit of a fraud.
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0:13–0:15 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_5He's famous for criticizing the way people
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0:15–0:18 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_6make egg fried rice, and he does it in a
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0:19–0:20 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_7really annoying fake-sounding Asian
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0:21–0:23 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_8accent. I guess he's another one of these
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0:23–0:25 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_9wannabe YouTube comedians, and for some
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0:25–0:27 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_10reason everyone finds him and his accent
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0:28–0:31 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_11to be hilarious. First of all, let me
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0:31–0:33 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_12quickly show you the kind of content he
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0:34–0:35 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_13makes. Putting jam in rice,
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0:36–0:39 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_14this is disgusting. Who put jam?
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0:40–0:43 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_15It's Uncle Roger. Today Uncle Roger gonna
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0:44–0:48 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_16react to this video requested by so many
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0:48–0:50 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_17niece and nephew out there. Egg fried
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0:51–0:53 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_18rice, it's an absolute classic, and I've
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0:53–0:55 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_19got a 2 seconds into video and I already
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0:56–0:58 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_20see saucepan. Hiya, where your wok?
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0:58–1:02 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_21Egg fried rice need to use wok because you
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1:02–1:04 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_22need the wok. Hey, what? 1 tablespoon of,
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1:04–1:06 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_23of what? I'm gonna go in with 1 tablespoon
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1:07–1:09 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_24of olive oil. Olive oil for egg fried
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1:10–1:13 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_25rice?
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1:13–1:14 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_26That was a little clip, a little snippet
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1:19–1:22 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_27of his content is just so lame and cringy.
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1:22–1:25 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_28Basically, he just criticizes and nitpicks
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1:26–1:28 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_29the way famous celebrity chefs make fried
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1:28–1:32 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_30rice, and then he just complains about how
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1:32–1:34 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_31they're making it all wrong whilst doing
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1:35–1:36 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_32it in a really stupid and bad Asian
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1:36–1:39 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_33accent. Hiya, where you what? As someone
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1:39–1:43 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_34who grew up surrounded by Chinese people
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1:43–1:45 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_35and Chinese relatives, I can easily tell
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1:45–1:46 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_36his accent is really, really poor, and
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1:47–1:49 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_37it's just a little bit annoying to listen
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1:49–1:50 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_38to. Annoying thing is everyone in the
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1:50–1:52 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_39comment section seems to be completely
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1:53–1:55 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_40amazed by his accent and they find it
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1:55–1:57 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_41really hilarious, as if it's so funny.
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1:57–2:00 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_42His accent is not even that great, and I
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2:00–2:02 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_43also find it a little bit insulting. His
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2:02–2:05 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_44channel only blew up because he made some
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2:05–2:06 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_45kind of video criticizing a BBC how to
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2:07–2:10 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_46make fried rice video. Before that, he was
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2:11–2:14 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_47doing something completely different. He
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2:14–2:15 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_48was doing stand-up comedy. And if you
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2:16–2:18 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_49watch these older videos, you'll find out
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2:19–2:20 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_50that he just has a normal, boring American
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2:21–2:23 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_51accent. He doesn't actually have a Chinese
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2:23–2:25 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_52accent. We do back home, right? Who here's
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2:25–2:29 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_53been to Asia? Give me a cheer. Yeah. When
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2:29–2:32 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_54you order street food in Asia, do they ask
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2:32–2:34 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_55you what allergies you have?
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2:34–2:35 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_56His stand-up comedy is so bad. I didn't
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2:38–2:41 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_57laugh once. I watched the whole video of
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2:41–2:43 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_58his stand-up gig and it was just really
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2:43–2:46 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_59lame. His jokes are just not funny at all
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2:46–2:49 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_60and his delivery is not good. And as you
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2:49–2:52 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_61can hear, his accent is obviously not the
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2:52–2:54 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_62same accent that he uses when he does his
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2:54–2:56 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_63Uncle Roger character. He has a very
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2:56–2:59 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_64bland-sounding, typical American-sounding
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2:59–3:02 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_65accent. I don't know if most of his
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3:02–3:04 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_66audience even knows this because they just
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3:04–3:06 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_67watch the Uncle Roger stuff, the stuff
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3:07–3:08 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_68that has 10 million views, and I'm pretty
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3:08–3:11 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_69sure they don't go back to his older
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3:11–3:12 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_70videos and then find out that His Uncle
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3:12–3:15 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_71Roger accent is fake. It's not real. It's
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3:15–3:18 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_72not even genuine, and he's pretending that
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3:18–3:21 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_73he's an Uncle Roger. He's way too young to
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3:21–3:23 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_74even be an uncle. Uncles are supposed to
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3:23–3:26 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_75be old men, you know, 40 years old, 50
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3:26–3:29 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_76years old, 60 years old. You don't have a
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3:29–3:31 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_77guy that looks as young as he looks as an
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3:31–3:34 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_78uncle. That's just weird. Maybe big
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3:34–3:36 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_79brother would be more suitable for his
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3:37–3:39 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_80appearance. It's just so stupid how he
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3:39–3:41 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_81became famous for criticizing the way
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3:41–3:44 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_82Jamie Oliver or some other chef made fried
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3:44–3:47 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_83rice, as if there's supposed to be a
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3:47–3:48 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_84proper standardized way of making egg
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3:49–3:50 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_85fried rice. Why do I even have to explain
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3:50–3:53 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_86that there's so many different ways of
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3:53–3:55 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_87making the same recipe? You can have the
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3:55–3:57 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_88traditional way that it was originally
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3:58–3:59 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_89made in, and then you have different
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4:00–4:01 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_90variations of recipes for the same recipe,
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4:02–4:05 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_91different ways people make the same recipe
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4:05–4:07 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_92according to their tastes. It doesn't
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4:08–4:10 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_93really matter if he's not making it in the
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4:10–4:12 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_94proper way. He's making it in his own way,
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4:12–4:14 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_95and that's perfectly fine. It's just like
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4:15–4:17 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_96how Americans pronounce aluminium as
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4:17–4:19 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_97aluminum. It doesn't mean they're
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4:19–4:21 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_98pronouncing it the wrong way, they're just
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4:21–4:23 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_99pronouncing it in a different way, and
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4:23–4:25 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_100there's nothing wrong with that. Imagine
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4:26–4:27 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_101criticizing someone on how they make a ham
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4:27–4:30 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_102sandwich. I'm sure the way I make a ham
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4:30–4:32 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_103sandwich is going to be different to how
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4:32–4:35 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_104you might make a ham sandwich. But I'm not
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4:35–4:37 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_105gonna stand here and say, my way's the
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4:38–4:39 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_106real way and the way you're making it is
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4:40–4:41 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_107wrong. There's no such thing as a proper
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4:41–4:44 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_108way of making anything. You can make it
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4:44–4:47 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_109the traditional way, or you can make it in
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4:47–4:49 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_110your own way. But this stupid Uncle Roger
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4:49–4:52 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_111has to make countless videos over and over
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4:52–4:54 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_112again complaining about how Jamie Oliver
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4:54–4:57 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_113makes fried rice just because he went
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4:57–4:59 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_114viral for criticizing the BBC's way of
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4:59–5:02 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_115making fried rice. It's just kind of funny
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5:02–5:04 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_116how he went from trying to be a stand-up
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5:04–5:06 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_117comedian And now he's just completely
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5:06–5:08 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_118changed the entire concept of his channel
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5:08–5:11 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_119because he went viral. And his other
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5:11–5:13 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_120little gimmick is pretending to work in a
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5:14–5:17 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_121restaurant or fast food restaurant and
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5:17–5:19 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_122then being really rude to customers. I'll
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5:19–5:23 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_123show you a clip of it. It's just so, so
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5:23–5:26 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_124lame and so cheesy and not funny at all.
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5:26–5:29 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_125Uh, do you have it with brown rice though?
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5:30–5:31 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_126With brown— with what? Brown rice? Brown
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5:32–5:35 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_127rice? Haiya! Brown rice is the most
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5:35–5:38 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_128disgusting rice. Yeah, I like your fashion
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5:39–5:41 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_129though. Oh, thank you, thank you. I don't
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5:41–5:43 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_130like your anything. Can we get just a bowl
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5:43–5:46 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_131of rice? Just a bowl of rice? Yeah, for
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5:46–5:49 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_132her. With nothing? Nothing. You want just
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5:49–5:51 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_133white rice? Is that what you feed her?
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5:52–5:54 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_134That's why she's so skinny. I like
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5:54–5:56 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_135alcohol. You like alcohol? Where your dad?
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5:56–5:58 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_136He a terrible father. It's just so lame,
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5:59–6:01 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_137and I get the feeling that it's scripted
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6:02–6:04 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_138or it's fake because I just can't imagine
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6:04–6:06 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_139a restaurant actually letting him pretend
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6:06–6:08 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_140to work there and then being rude to
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6:09–6:10 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_141customers and making them lose customers.
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6:11–6:13 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_142And I know what he's trying to do. He's
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6:14–6:15 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_143trying to do the whole, oh look, I'm
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6:15–6:16 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_144Asian, I'm being straightforward and
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6:17–6:18 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_145blunt, but this is just what Asian people
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6:18–6:21 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_146are like. But then he just sounds like
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6:21–6:24 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_147he's being really rude. To customers for
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6:24–6:27 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_148no good reason, and it, it's not even
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6:27–6:29 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_149funny. So yeah, in conclusion, I'm not
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6:29–6:32 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_150really a big fan of Uncle Roger. I would
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6:32–6:35 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_151give him a 2.2 out of 10 for his YouTuber
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6:35–6:39 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_152rating. I can kind of understand what he's
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6:40–6:42 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_153trying to do, and I guess it would have
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6:42–6:44 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_154been funny if he pulled it off better. I
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6:44–6:46 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_155just don't really find his character to be
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6:46–6:48 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_156very entertaining. I think what ruins it
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6:48–6:50 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_157for me is knowing that his accent is fake.
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6:50–6:54 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_158It would have been much funnier if he was
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6:54–6:56 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_159an actual middle-aged Asian guy who had a
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6:56–6:59 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_160very funny accent, but knowing his accent
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6:59–7:01 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_161is fake just kind of ruins it for me.
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7:01–7:03 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_162There's this other guy on YouTube called
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7:04–7:05 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_163Jamie Zhu, or Zo, and he makes— he does
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7:06–7:09 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_164pranks on his Chinese dad, and his Chinese
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7:09–7:12 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_165dad actually has a funny Asian accent. I
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7:12–7:14 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_166think Jamie's dad would have been able to
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7:14–7:16 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_167do the whole Uncle Roger character 100
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7:16–7:19 · rev_82341f438aaa56a8f7164675876b1689_168times better than the actual Uncle Roger
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