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Japanese guy Reacts to Uncle Roger Fried Rice

2020-10-21 · 16 min

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  1. There's this guy on YouTube called Uncle

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  2. Roger, and his videos are getting millions

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  3. of views recently, and he's so overrated

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  4. and not even funny. So I thought I'd talk

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  5. about why I don't like him or his content

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  6. and why I think he's a bit of a fraud.

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  7. He's famous for criticizing the way people

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  8. make egg fried rice, and he does it in a

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  9. really annoying fake-sounding Asian

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  10. accent. I guess he's another one of these

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  11. wannabe YouTube comedians, and for some

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  12. reason everyone finds him and his accent

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  13. to be hilarious. First of all, let me

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  14. quickly show you the kind of content he

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  15. makes. Putting jam in rice,

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  16. this is disgusting. Who put jam?

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  17. It's Uncle Roger. Today Uncle Roger gonna

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  18. react to this video requested by so many

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  19. niece and nephew out there. Egg fried

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  20. rice, it's an absolute classic, and I've

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  21. got a 2 seconds into video and I already

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  22. see saucepan. Hiya, where your wok?

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  23. Egg fried rice need to use wok because you

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  24. need the wok. Hey, what? 1 tablespoon of,

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  25. of what? I'm gonna go in with 1 tablespoon

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  26. of olive oil. Olive oil for egg fried

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  27. rice?

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  28. That was a little clip, a little snippet

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  29. of his content is just so lame and cringy.

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  30. Basically, he just criticizes and nitpicks

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  31. the way famous celebrity chefs make fried

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  32. rice, and then he just complains about how

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  33. they're making it all wrong whilst doing

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  34. it in a really stupid and bad Asian

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  35. accent. Hiya, where you what? As someone

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  36. who grew up surrounded by Chinese people

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  37. and Chinese relatives, I can easily tell

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  38. his accent is really, really poor, and

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  39. it's just a little bit annoying to listen

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  40. to. Annoying thing is everyone in the

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  41. comment section seems to be completely

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  42. amazed by his accent and they find it

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  43. really hilarious, as if it's so funny.

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  44. His accent is not even that great, and I

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  45. also find it a little bit insulting. His

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  46. channel only blew up because he made some

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  47. kind of video criticizing a BBC how to

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  48. make fried rice video. Before that, he was

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  49. doing something completely different. He

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  50. was doing stand-up comedy. And if you

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  51. watch these older videos, you'll find out

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  52. that he just has a normal, boring American

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  53. accent. He doesn't actually have a Chinese

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  54. accent. We do back home, right? Who here's

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  55. been to Asia? Give me a cheer. Yeah. When

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  56. you order street food in Asia, do they ask

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  57. you what allergies you have?

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  58. His stand-up comedy is so bad. I didn't

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  59. laugh once. I watched the whole video of

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  60. his stand-up gig and it was just really

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  61. lame. His jokes are just not funny at all

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  62. and his delivery is not good. And as you

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  63. can hear, his accent is obviously not the

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  64. same accent that he uses when he does his

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  65. Uncle Roger character. He has a very

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  66. bland-sounding, typical American-sounding

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  67. accent. I don't know if most of his

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  68. audience even knows this because they just

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  69. watch the Uncle Roger stuff, the stuff

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  70. that has 10 million views, and I'm pretty

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  71. sure they don't go back to his older

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  72. videos and then find out that His Uncle

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  73. Roger accent is fake. It's not real. It's

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  74. not even genuine, and he's pretending that

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  75. he's an Uncle Roger. He's way too young to

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  76. even be an uncle. Uncles are supposed to

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  77. be old men, you know, 40 years old, 50

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  78. years old, 60 years old. You don't have a

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  79. guy that looks as young as he looks as an

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  80. uncle. That's just weird. Maybe big

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  81. brother would be more suitable for his

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  82. appearance. It's just so stupid how he

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  83. became famous for criticizing the way

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  84. Jamie Oliver or some other chef made fried

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  85. rice, as if there's supposed to be a

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  86. proper standardized way of making egg

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  87. fried rice. Why do I even have to explain

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  88. that there's so many different ways of

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  89. making the same recipe? You can have the

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  90. traditional way that it was originally

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  91. made in, and then you have different

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  92. variations of recipes for the same recipe,

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  93. different ways people make the same recipe

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  94. according to their tastes. It doesn't

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  95. really matter if he's not making it in the

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  96. proper way. He's making it in his own way,

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  97. and that's perfectly fine. It's just like

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  98. how Americans pronounce aluminium as

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  99. aluminum. It doesn't mean they're

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  100. pronouncing it the wrong way, they're just

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  101. pronouncing it in a different way, and

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  102. there's nothing wrong with that. Imagine

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  103. criticizing someone on how they make a ham

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  104. sandwich. I'm sure the way I make a ham

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  105. sandwich is going to be different to how

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  106. you might make a ham sandwich. But I'm not

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  107. gonna stand here and say, my way's the

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  108. real way and the way you're making it is

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  109. wrong. There's no such thing as a proper

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  110. way of making anything. You can make it

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  111. the traditional way, or you can make it in

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  112. your own way. But this stupid Uncle Roger

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  113. has to make countless videos over and over

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  114. again complaining about how Jamie Oliver

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  115. makes fried rice just because he went

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  116. viral for criticizing the BBC's way of

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  117. making fried rice. It's just kind of funny

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  118. how he went from trying to be a stand-up

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  119. comedian And now he's just completely

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  120. changed the entire concept of his channel

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  121. because he went viral. And his other

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  122. little gimmick is pretending to work in a

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  123. restaurant or fast food restaurant and

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  124. then being really rude to customers. I'll

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  125. show you a clip of it. It's just so, so

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  126. lame and so cheesy and not funny at all.

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  127. Uh, do you have it with brown rice though?

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  128. With brown— with what? Brown rice? Brown

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  129. rice? Haiya! Brown rice is the most

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  130. disgusting rice. Yeah, I like your fashion

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  131. though. Oh, thank you, thank you. I don't

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  132. like your anything. Can we get just a bowl

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  133. of rice? Just a bowl of rice? Yeah, for

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  134. her. With nothing? Nothing. You want just

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  135. white rice? Is that what you feed her?

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  136. That's why she's so skinny. I like

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  137. alcohol. You like alcohol? Where your dad?

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  138. He a terrible father. It's just so lame,

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  139. and I get the feeling that it's scripted

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  140. or it's fake because I just can't imagine

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  141. a restaurant actually letting him pretend

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  142. to work there and then being rude to

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  143. customers and making them lose customers.

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  144. And I know what he's trying to do. He's

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  145. trying to do the whole, oh look, I'm

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  146. Asian, I'm being straightforward and

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  147. blunt, but this is just what Asian people

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  148. are like. But then he just sounds like

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  149. he's being really rude. To customers for

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  150. no good reason, and it, it's not even

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  151. funny. So yeah, in conclusion, I'm not

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  152. really a big fan of Uncle Roger. I would

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  153. give him a 2.2 out of 10 for his YouTuber

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  154. rating. I can kind of understand what he's

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  155. trying to do, and I guess it would have

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  156. been funny if he pulled it off better. I

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  157. just don't really find his character to be

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  158. very entertaining. I think what ruins it

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  159. for me is knowing that his accent is fake.

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  160. It would have been much funnier if he was

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  161. an actual middle-aged Asian guy who had a

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  162. very funny accent, but knowing his accent

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  163. is fake just kind of ruins it for me.

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  164. There's this other guy on YouTube called

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  165. Jamie Zhu, or Zo, and he makes— he does

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  166. pranks on his Chinese dad, and his Chinese

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  167. dad actually has a funny Asian accent. I

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  168. think Jamie's dad would have been able to

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  169. do the whole Uncle Roger character 100

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  170. times better than the actual Uncle Roger

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